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February 13, 2026 / 01:57:09

This episode of the Waveform Podcast covers topics including Super Bowl ads, Xfinity customer service issues, and a discussion with Shen from HTC about battery technology.

Hosts Marquez, Andrew, and David introduce the episode by discussing recent Super Bowl ads, including those from Anthropic and OpenAI. They highlight the humorous nature of Anthropic's ads and the reactions from Sam Altman.

Andrew shares a personal story about his frustrating experience with Xfinity's customer service after a tree fell on a power line, causing internet outages. He describes the long wait times and poor communication from the company.

The episode features an interview with Shen from HTC, who discusses the complexities of battery technology, including silicon carbon batteries and the corporate risk assessments involved in choosing battery types for devices.

The hosts wrap up with trivia questions related to YouTube and the tech industry, emphasizing the ongoing challenges and humorous moments in their discussions.

TLDR

Hosts discuss Super Bowl ads, Xfinity service issues, and battery tech with HTC's Shen.

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Each individual piece is sick. >> The dynamic clock, dude, that like you can
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>> Are all clocks dynamic? >> Yo, what is up people of the internet?
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Welcome back to another episode of the Waveform Podcast. We're your hosts. I'm
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Marquez. >> I'm Andrew. >> And I'm David. >> We're actually renaming the podcast this
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week to the Crash Out Podcast because we've realized that everything we're
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talking about this week, someone is going to crash out about. We'll get there. Uh we have today we're talking
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about TV ads. You might have seen some if you watched like a big bowl event or something recently. Uh we got chatbt
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ads. We've got car ads teasers. We've also got our friend Shen on to explain
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batteries a little bit better. And we're going to wrap out with just Andrew crashing out.
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>> Just that's it. >> Just just crashing out. It's going to be
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>> Yeah. >> Okay. It says here first thing is weather apps. And usually I crash out
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about that. But >> if you don't mind this is not crashing out. Okay. >> I'm just going to really fast. Nice
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shout out. >> Do you remember like two weeks ago we were talking about weather apps and I
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said the Google one is like literally the worst and wrong all the time. >> But that does have the frog and I do
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like the frog. >> What's the frog? >> Wait, it does not have the frog anymore.
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the little corner animated frog. I think that's if you Google the weather. >> What?
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>> Not like in >> Oh, I think you're right. >> In the Google weather app, though.
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>> I don't think it was. Well, or maybe. >> Well, I don't know.
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>> RIP Frog. >> Lots of people tons of great suggestions. >> Here's the two I landed on, and I'll let
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you guys check them out. One is called >> What? It just says weather. I think it's
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called Breezy, right, Adam? >> Breezy. You have to download it on Froid, which is something that I've
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learned about. >> Wait, this is not on the Play Store? >> No. No, you have to download Froid from
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the Play Store and then in Froid, search for Breezy. >> I'll let you look at this.
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>> That looks nice. >> Solid UI. You know, it it does have kind of the
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>> looks like the Google weather >> the Google weather app on the bottom,
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but I I believe you can change >> source >> source. That's nice.
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>> I'm not 100% sure about, but it does tell me where the source is coming from
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at the bottom. One that you can change the source is actually an email we got from somebody who I believe is 14 years
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old and created this app that is on the play store and I think the app store. >> Mhm.
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>> What am I doing with my life? >> Overcast. >> This is >> No, it is Overcast. It's called
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>> It's called Over Morrow. >> Got it. I've been using Overro,
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>> which looks great. It's super simple. It's like material u based like in terms
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of the uh the design and everything but it looks great. It's been working well.
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I have multiple different sources right at the bottom that I can pull from. Um the only thing is if you are in the US
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and go to it just remember >> it's in Celsius and it's just been so
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cold here. It took me like 3 days before I No, no, no. You can switch to Fahrenheit but it defaults to Celsius.
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But it's been so cold here. Seeing single-digit numbers to me was like >> Yeah.
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>> Yeah. That's right. >> Yeah. Three. That's all right. It's been
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three cuz it was zero the other night. Yeah. For for everyone else in the world, that is -17.8.
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>> It's 40° F right now and it feels like I could wear shorts outside because I'm so
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>> beautiful outside. That's how cooked we've been. >> 3° was a normal.
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>> It's literally freezing and I'm like, "Yes, nice." Yeah.
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>> Thank you for all the weather suggestions. Now I just need the weather to not suck so I can look at the apps
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more happily. >> It's getting better. Groundhog, Paxatani, Phil, which we didn't talk
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about last week and everyone was mad because we're the New Jersey podcast. >> Oh, it didn't really matter to us.
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>> I thought he was Pennsylvania. >> He's in Pennsylvania. >> He did shout out six more weeks of
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winter for those who are wondering. >> But he lied about that though. >> Yeah, that line freaking
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>> Yeah. >> Uh, >> what you mean? >> Cuz it instantly is got warmer.
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>> Yeah, but that's winter weather. >> Nah, man. Compared to what we had.
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>> If it was spring, you'd be like, it's still only 40. >> Yeah.
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>> I don't know, man. >> But it isn't spring. I'm early February.
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>> That's what I'm saying. You would either say like it's about to be spring or we
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got six more weeks of winter, then it's spring. >> Though this was spring and it was 39,
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we'd be a little >> Though Ellis and I will both take every opportunity to remind people that we are
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from California. >> Uh we have finally been accustomed to this kind of weather.
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>> Yeah. >> And now that zero is the norm, >> 40 feels pretty damn good.
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>> I'm feeling good about it. I took my gloves off this morning like on my walk
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and I was like >> I was in a PG podcast. Let's calm down. >> I was in a t-shirt this morning. I went
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to my outdoor building, went inside the building, got a coffee and everyone's
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like, "You're in a t-shirt. Are you getting an ice drink, too?" And I was
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like, "Yeah, I will." Nice. We love talking about the weather. >> You know what's related to the weather?
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>> No, we can do we can we can do better than that. >> Oh. Um, you know, a lot of weather apps
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make you pay extra for premium features. That's what I was just about to do.
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>> You know what else does? >> Pretty much everything. >> Every single thing in your life.
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>> But the headline we have to react to is that YouTube music now requires premium
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for lyrics. >> Yeah. >> I don't care. But do you guys care about lyrics in
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your music? >> It's about the principle. >> I So, okay. I did a poll about this on
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uh on social media because I was curious because I was like >> I don't really care and when I look up
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lyrics I usually just Google them. >> Google them. >> Yeah. But apparently a lot of people use
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lyrics in the app. I have many friends who when we are driving >> listening to music they will grab my
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phone and look at the lyrics in the app on the phone. >> It is uh popular for people. So, okay,
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here are the results of of my poll. And I said, "Is this a lucrative are lyrics
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a lucrative feature for you and something that you would pay for in a music app?" Out of 691 votes, 71 people
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said they would not pay for it. But 18.8 said that they would pay for it specifically just for lyrics.
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>> Mhm. >> And 19.6 said that they would pay at the right price. >> Just to clarify, you're talking about
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percentages, not people. >> Sorry, percent. >> 19.6 people. >> Yeah. Oh, sorry.
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>> It says 9.6. Um, yeah. 9.6. Did I say 19? >> Yes. >> Yeah. 18.8% said yes. 9.6 said yes at
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the right price. >> Honestly, 28% of people being willing to pay for lyrics in their music app was
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more than I thought it would. >> Way more than I expected. >> I'm holstering so many panels jokes
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about being free on Google. Uh, okay. I mean, sometimes I open Spotify and I scroll down and I see the lyrics and I'm
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like, "Oh, that's what he was saying." I'm like, "Oh, cool." But I guess I'm
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not someone who looks up lyrics that much. But when I do, my instinct is to Google it. Yeah. So, I guess it might be
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because we're old though. Oh, interesting. >> I mean, we've been doing it for a long
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time. I kind of like just pretending like I know what the lyrics are and mumbling through.
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>> I just You say Zuckerberg. Zuckerberg. >> I don't know. >> That's the worst, right? That's probably
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the worst. >> I'm even second guessing my mumbling, right? >> Yeah. I mean, I also just like fake it
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till I make it and then eventually I get annoyed enough that I look them up. >> That's fair. And then I'm usually
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disappointed because they're not as good as I envisioned they'd be. >> Yeah. Most of the music I listen to, I'm
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not like listening to the words specifically. Usually it's the beat and then the lyrics or words like happen to
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sound nice, but I'm not like really >> I'm a lyrics guy. >> I have kind of a funny story about that.
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It'll be really quick. Do you know the song Wonderful by >> I'm going to go out on a limb and say
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haven't heard of Everclear. >> Okay. There's a song called Wonderful by
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Everclear and the chorus just like everything is wonderful now but the whole song is really sad and him like
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trying to convince himself and I used to listen to it all the time cuz I thought
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it was >> I'm just listening. My mom took my car once and came out and she's like are you
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okay Andrew? Like that song was like blasting in your car. Lyrics are pretty dark. Everything going good? I was like
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yeah I love Yeah. >> There's a word for when the music feels happy but the lyrics are really
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depressing. >> That's this song. >> Yeah. Yeah. It opens with I close my
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eyes when it gets too sad. I think thoughts that I know are bad and somehow none of that comprehended and my I'm
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just snapping to it. >> That's like all Salsa songs. They're all about like really dark things and then
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the band just makes you dance. >> The the story around this is that Google
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is making lyrics a premium feature where you have to pay for YouTube premium. They're really, well, you have to pay
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for goo YouTube music premium, but they're really trying to get people. They're really just trying to onboard
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people to YouTube Premium because YouTube Premium is barely more expensive than the YouTube Music uh subscription.
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Anyway, users who don't pay will get five free lyrics before they're asked to
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subscribe. And it's not like per month, >> songs, >> words, song,
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five words. >> Can I get the second word? >> Oh, nice. >> I wish you would step.
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>> I'd like to buy a vow. Yeah. So, they will get five free lyrics and then it'll be like lyrics are
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premium and it's not per month. It is it is at all. >> Oh, >> yeah.
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>> Not to side with YouTube here, but if in a month you are looking up the lyrics
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more than five times, it's probably worth paying for the lyrics. That's >> I just can't imagine. I have not looked
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up lyrics times. >> I guess there's more of the like passive discovery of the lyrics because if I
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ever want the lyrics, I can just look up a lyrics video on YouTube. But if I'm
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I'm in the song and I just happen to scroll back and be like, "What did he
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actually say?" And the lyrics are just right there. That's the convenience they
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were paying for. >> But you know, Google made more money this quarter than they ever have. So I
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don't think it's a good excuse. >> What if Spotify started doing this, but
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like for hearing like like you paid for Spotify and you got all the like instrumentals of all the music, but then
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if you wanted to hear the lyrics, you had to pay an extra fee on top. >> Damn. It's a card.
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>> Don't give up any ideas. >> Exactly. That's what's next. I'm telling
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you. >> Well, then everything would just it would just be a karaoke app for the free
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users. >> Well, now you have to pay for the lyrics, though, which makes it way
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harder. >> No, no, no. It'd be a karaoke. Oh my god. >> That's the only reason I assume people
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want lyrics is cuz they want to karaoke with the phone in their hand >> or they just want to know the music.
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>> I like the spot on Spotify. I just >> I like the lyrics cuz I sometimes like
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to jump to specific points in a song and I like being able to know like, >> oh, if I click this word, it'll take me
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to >> like as a transport feature. >> Take me out. >> It's kind of nice.
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>> Interesting. >> The segue I was thinking of was like that's why a lot of weather apps are
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paid is because the data you have to pay for. >> So, a lot of people want like a free
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weather app obviously, but if you have a bunch of sources and a lot of them are paid, you you need to charge like a
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subscription to pay the subscription. >> Yeah. But anyway, that's just weather
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again. >> Sorry. >> So anyway, I don't I I was surprised by these results. I really just didn't I
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didn't think this many people would be willing to pay for lyrics, but apparently they are. So
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>> um you know, Google's going to make even more money, I guess. Speaking of Google,
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>> speaking of YouTube, >> YouTube speaking of YouTube getting put on everybody's iPods. There's now
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officially a YouTube app for Apple Vision Pro. Wasn't there at launch, but at
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>> there are dozens of them. >> Honestly, Brave. >> Yeah, it was great.
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>> It's crazy because you had to It almost felt like they were withholding it on
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purpose. Like you had to go to the browser, >> which wasn't the end of the world. You
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just have a browser tab open, but you had to go to the browser to watch YouTube videos and you have to deal with
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all the stuff there. If you don't have premium, blah blah blah. Now you just
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have an app. All the discovery, all the doom scrolling native. >> Well, didn't Apple also make some
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workarounds like in the Safari app version pro, they would make >> full screen video.
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>> Yeah. Yeah. >> They would make it so it basically just felt like YouTube.
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>> Yes. >> Yeah. >> But now it's >> Yeah. You can have environments, you can
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have all the other fun stuff just just YouTube. >> Rip to Christian Juno. Was it called
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Juno? >> Juno. Yeah, they killed it. Knocked that out a while. >> Um if it was not called Juno, I
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apologize, Christian. Well, that's exciting for the 12 people that use Vision Pro. And speaking of I guess
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we're done with that pretty quick segment. >> I guess we should we'll try it and we'll
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get back to you. >> I don't know. Yeah, I mean >> I we definitely will not try it by next
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time. >> Maybe it's amazing. >> Try it. I'll watch it. >> Maybe it's amazing. You know what? If
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it's amazing, >> it's just I'll try it. >> I I don't Okay,
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>> what if >> what could they possibly have added that will make it >> uses Gemini? If the Vision Pro is the
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ideal flight movie watcher, then the YouTube app Vision Pro with premium with a bunch of downloaded videos is the
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ultimate >> flight theater experience. >> I have always wanted to watch Scott the
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W 30 ft tall. Okay, let me have this. >> Okay, >> there's good videos on YouTube. You
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might want to watch it. You might have an hour and a half video on a studio channel and you want to watch it on a
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flight and you have this big screen in front of you and it's fun. It'd be very
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funny if you know how Google last week they released that world model where you can feed in an image and it creates a
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video game basically that you can project. >> Project Genie be very funny if they just
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had the feature in YouTube where you could just be in the video but nobody used the app because nobody uses the
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Vision Pro so nobody knew. >> Damn, >> that'd be funny. >> I guess we'll find out what interesting
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features it has. >> I guess we'll find out. It's probably fine. >> Yeah. Anyway,
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>> we're gonna find out about >> um the ads and chat GBT. >> The ads and chat GPT.
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>> Okay, so Anthropic, if you didn't know, uh big competitor to OpenAI, recently
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released a bunch of Super Bowl ads. They released them before the Super Bowl, and
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they actually did tweak them slightly when they actually put them in the Super Bowl. The copy was worse in the official
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uh release, but I think that they probably just, I don't know, ran through their legal team and they were just
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concerned or something. Anyway, they ran four different ads. It was very funny. The ads were about OpenAI putting ads in
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chat GPT. And this is something that OpenAI uh is now having to do. Sam Alman did eventually say it would be a last
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resort. So that's also funny. Uh but Anthropic put these four different ads out that basically emulated what it is
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like to talk to an AI model and it did it very well. So I'm going to give you
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an example. There was this ad where this guy is talking to a therapist and he says, "I need help learning how to
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communicate better with my mom and then the therapist is just kind of like this creepy smiling like woman." And she
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pauses for like 3 seconds before she answers him. It's it's all very like you
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can tell that they're trying to emulate that >> and she uh she says like, "That's a
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great thing to do. You should maybe go on a nature walk with her or talk about things that you have in common. Or if
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you can't mend the relationship, go to Golden Encounters where where cougars
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are matched with young cubs. >> It's like where you can spend quality time with other older women
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>> with other older women on Golden Encounters. And uh all of the ads just
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kind of devolve into this and then the person that's talking to that model is
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like, "What?" Uh very funny, very good ads. This elicited a extremely funny
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reaction from Sam Sam Alman on Twitter. Uh he decided to write an essay in a tweet which is never a good idea. Um but
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the first thing that he said was first the good part of the anthropic ads they are funny. I laughed. Very human thing
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to say. >> Nice. >> And then he wrote 11 paragraphs. >> Dude wrote wrote is like an
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overstatement for like like this is poop. You don't write poop, you poop poop. And that's what he did. He pooped
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11 paragraphs of poop. >> Do you think he did? Ch did it. >> That's what I was gonna say. I assume
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everything he writes. >> I had not seen these ads. Actually, I think you posted it and your main thing
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was why does this seems like it didn't get desqueezed properly for one of them,
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the one online before the Super Bowl. The only reason I watched these ads is because I saw Sam Alman crashing out on
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Twitter and I was like, "These must be pretty good." >> They did. Yeah. The first ad there was
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there was one ad where a a kid was trying to get jacked and whatever. >> Like how do I get abs as fast as
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possible? >> Yeah. And for I just noticed like it seemed like they used like a 1.5x
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anamorphic lens, but they desqueezed it to like 1.8. >> Oh no. >> That's all I That was the first thing I
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Sorry. That's the first thing I >> That would bother me a lot. >> Yeah, it was it was weird.
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>> Anyway, um yeah, he crashed out with like 11 paragraphs saying basically it
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was not what was going to happen and that it was uh what was the word? He was saying that it was kind of
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misrepresenting the way the ads were going to be shown, but Ellis is about to uh is about to chime in.
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>> Can I say one thing real quick? >> Yeah. Say >> I miss I like when companies use
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commercials to take shots at each other. >> It's so much more fun. I liked the like
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the Samsung notch forehead like stuff like that. >> Yeah. >> Oh yeah. Yeah.
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>> It's fun. And it's it's fun because they're in Jest, but man, it makes some
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people so mad and that's hilarious. >> Yeah, it's funny. Anthropic typically
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does have really good ads, too. Like they've been leaning into like the film
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look and the film aesthetic and everything like a little grain and everything like it looks like they hire
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people that knew what they were doing for >> I mean every company on Twitter now
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basically is just making commercials. Yeah, >> that's like their whole thing. They have
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shifted away from just releasing products and now everything has to be a little like movie trailer product
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launch. >> Yeah. >> I think also doing the film look feels more natural and human and when you're
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doing creating a product that's as unnatural and unhuman as as AI, you want to be as opposed.
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>> It's AI >> damp. I don't know if AI would mess up the the 1.5x anamorphic squeeze.
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>> I think that's exactly what it would mess up. >> Yeah, that's probably true.
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>> That's probably true. >> All right, Ellis, I'm ready for your
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crash. >> Before I crash out publicly about this, I do want to say >> um longtime listeners of the show will
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know we have in the past done anthropic ads. We we have read ads that they have done. This has nothing to do with why
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we're reporting on this. Also, in case anyone was even wondering, none of us
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have any AI investments, okay? We're not invested in these private companies.
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>> Use that at all. >> Yeah. So, this is not like about this is about
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>> Oh my god, dude. That stupid 11 Okay, first of all, first of all, when Sam
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Alman in that 11 paragraphs greed said, God, there was so much when he called Claude an author or Enthropic an
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authoritarian company, >> I was like, brother, like, you need to look at like who's on the OpenAI team
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right now. Okay. >> Anthropic makes software for rich people when they're the same price. They're the
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same price. Expensive software for rich people when they're the same. It's like
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do you both offer a free tier? The difference in the pricing is that and maybe like when you're using it at a
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developer level, the the tokens are like cheaper >> or whatever, but it's like you both
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offer a free and a $20 tier. So don't don't go calling your competitor an
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expensive product for rich people. Don't go calling a company an authoritarian
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company when like all of the technofascists are aligned with you, bro. Okay, >> dude. And then it's like he keeps going
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on and on about how like, you know, these ads are not going to appear in chat. They're not going to like like
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companies are not going to have access to your chat, like all this stuff. >> The truth is we don't know how these ads
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are going to appear. >> They started rolling out yesterday, by the way. >> I haven't seen them. I haven't seen any.
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I keep looking for people reporting on how they're rolling out. I can't find
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them. >> I can provide to you >> the press releases of the companies who
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are buying these ads. Okay. Target, >> this is an exact quote. I'm just going
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to read you the whole thing so that you can't be like, "Ellis, you're you're
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picking and choosing your words, man. You're you're an anti- AAI lite." But
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quote from Target, ads are served based on keywords in a guest's chat GPT prompt, ensuring they're relevant to the
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conversation. For example, a guest asking, "What are some countertop cooking appliances that make everyday
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meals more convenient may see an ad for an air fryer?" Here's one from William
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Sonoma. As an early participant, William Sonoma, Inc. will explore how advertising in chat GPT can reach
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customers at the decision-making moments, helping surface relevant, high-quality products while preserving
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trusted and transparent user experiences. >> I don't want to be devil's advocate cuz I
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>> You are a devil's advocate. They're like your favorite team. >> They are. That's true.
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>> I hate them. I hate them this season. By the way, go USA Hockey. We destroyed
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Canada Women's the other day. >> Are they in that new TV show about hockey?
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>> Yeah, it's called the Olympics. Uh >> um >> I was saying that other one
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>> I don't >> in terms of the way these are written >> it does none of this is saying that it
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will affect the responses it's saying that it will show an ad that's potentially based on the responses.
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>> Sure. But also I'm just throwing that out there in his thing. He like in the
00:21:04
past OpenAI and Tim Alman have said when we run these ads these companies will not have access to your chat.
00:21:09
>> And the companies are saying >> we're not only going to know what you
00:21:13
want. We're going to know when you're in the decision-m process. >> That's not exactly what it says. And I
00:21:19
think there's a firewall between So that's the the specific verbiage is the
00:21:23
companies don't get that data. They get to buy access to the people who are searching certain ways. They don't get
00:21:30
to know what you're searching. ChatBT, OpenAI, they know all the stuff, right?
00:21:34
>> But similar to the way you would buy Google Adwords, you'd buy ads for people
00:21:38
who are googling certain things. Those ads will show up for those people. I never get to connect to those people
00:21:43
directly or know who searched what. The same way Target's going to pay Chat GPT
00:21:47
or OpenAI for a bunch of ads for whatever air fryers, whatever their products are, and anytime those get
00:21:53
served, that connection will be made. I don't know any of that is targeted. I
00:21:58
don't I could be wrong, but I don't believe that's how Google AdSense works.
00:22:01
I think there's a profile based on your credit cards and your IP address and all
00:22:05
the other profiles that or data points that data brokers pick up on you and they know exactly what you Marquez
00:22:11
Brownley have been searching for and buying and are interested in. >> That may be fair, but I don't see that
00:22:17
language in either of these uh responses from we're going to use chat GPT ads,
00:22:22
>> which is like let's also just be real. this is total legal ease and we don't
00:22:27
know like what they actually want to do on the background of anything and I don't trust them
00:22:31
>> and yeah and furthermore the guy who is trying to convince us of all this is
00:22:36
like and this takes a lot of skill man because between like Elon Musk and Mark Andre like we have some prolific liars
00:22:45
among us these days like people who can just again poop out non-truths and Sam Alman is somehow the biggest liar of all
00:22:55
of them. Like the list of lies that this guy has told over the course of his career are so huge and so crazy. And he
00:23:03
still is just like, "Bro, just give me like all of the power in America, all
00:23:07
the water in America. Give me literally all of your most inside thoughts and feelings and I'll just like fix
00:23:12
everything, bro, because I'm Sam [ __ ] Alman. Go get another job." I don't know. I don't want this
00:23:18
guy doing this job. And I get that like I don't have like a say in that or whatever, but the guy whose job is to
00:23:24
like take everything from everyone, I would like to be a truthful guy. >> That's my crash out. Okay, I'm sorry.
00:23:32
>> It's also just funny to me that every tech CEO decided that they have to have
00:23:36
a personality on Twitter. >> Like I mean Elon kind of started this. >> CEOs used to be pretty quiet. They would
00:23:44
maybe >> I'm sure there's a lot that don't say anything on Twitter. Yeah, but I like
00:23:49
them a lot of I don't get like corporate statements from Sundar ever. He never
00:23:53
says anything. >> He sometimes does say stuff. I mean, it's not like it's not like this.
00:23:58
>> It's not like this. >> But pretty much every AI company CEO has
00:24:03
like a very loud voice on Twitter and is very annoying and just like says >> probably because that's where all of
00:24:10
their customers are. like as far as how competitive this environment is and how much of a connection you want to have to
00:24:15
your potential customers, how else are you going to talk to them? It's kind of
00:24:18
like when how YouTube had that sort of >> what is it called? Uh ad apocalypse
00:24:22
where it's like all the YouTube all the advertisers left YouTube and they realized that the only way to reach
00:24:27
these people is to be advertising on YouTube. If you're an AI company CEO, how are you going to reach the most
00:24:33
aggressively enthusiastic AI people on the internet? probably by tweeting a lot at them and having them read what you're
00:24:40
saying and not, you know, looking at the other things other people are saying. So, I get why they're so loud on
00:24:44
Twitter, but if you're annoyed by that, I don't think it's going to make noise.
00:24:49
Keep trying to reach those people. >> Yeah. I mean, this kind of reaction though is very funny cuz I mean, they
00:24:54
just went they went and said like, "We have more users in Texas than you have
00:24:58
users total." >> And it's kind of like I think the best thing to say was nothing. Um, or you
00:25:06
could have just said that was funny and moved on. >> Yeah. >> Um, I'm gonna I'm gonna dub this the
00:25:11
Stry Sam effect >> because Yeah, he uh >> I was wondering why he typed it like
00:25:15
that. I totally >> missed that. >> Yeah, because he he just kind of like
00:25:20
drew more attention to the fact that he was crashing out about it and then there
00:25:23
were multiple articles written out about how he was crashing out. >> If I made a joke about one of you guys
00:25:27
and you tweeted that long about it, be like, "Damn, I got him." Like that's
00:25:31
>> yesterday Andrew said something about me that was clearly dishonest. >> Anthropic is so happy right now that
00:25:37
this guy is freaking out. >> The amount of people that didn't even know anthropic's name that knew chat GPT
00:25:41
and then saw a bunch of Google like Google words articles on the side of their home feed being like Sam Alman
00:25:48
crashes out of anthropic. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. >> That's it's a I mean the amount of
00:25:52
marketing spend that they put into this was more than free the Super Bowl. Yeah.
00:25:56
>> Free real estate. >> Free real estate. I will say Twitter Twitter is a very specific audience and
00:26:00
a lot of them are the like silences complicit type. So if Sam Alman didn't say anything about those ads, it would
00:26:06
also be really it would be fodder for them to be like see they got him. So no matter what you do, you lose. But he
00:26:13
chose this path. So that's his choice, >> I guess. So >> um >> screw you Ellis for making it seem like
00:26:20
I was kind of defending it. I promise that's not how I >> know. I know. I know. I know. Andrew
00:26:26
loves open air. >> It's It just feels to me like the entire premise of this company
00:26:32
is like dog water. Like seriously, like like what? Like you've made a trillion
00:26:37
dollars in spending commitments and you're and you you genuinely are like, "No, no, no. In the next like 10 years,
00:26:43
we're going to 100x our revenue despite the fact that we like won't tell anyone
00:26:47
how we make any money right now. Despite like despite the fact that we literally
00:26:50
do not have enough electricity in the world >> to do what we're gonna do.
00:26:54
>> It's all the trust me bro economy. >> It's like >> yeah data centers in space.
00:27:00
>> Oh. Oh yeah. Data centers in space. That's killer. >> Have you noticed Jensen Wong just like
00:27:05
doing all these interviews on the streets of Taiwan. >> Yeah. >> I don't know why that keeps happening.
00:27:09
>> I don't know why that keeps happening either. >> People he's just like walking down the
00:27:12
street in Taiwan and someone and then suddenly there's eight mics in his face
00:27:16
doing a press conference. >> That's what happens. And if you don't
00:27:18
say no to it, it's going to keep happening. It's like that. >> Why does he keep saying yes to it?
00:27:22
>> Well, it's not even saying yes to it. It's someone sprints up to you with a
00:27:25
microphone and asks you a critical question about your company and no matter what you say, it will be
00:27:30
published. So, do you a ignore them and get in the car to which it looks like, oo, he's avoiding it. He knows the
00:27:35
answer's bad. Or B, do you like try to answer because you think you have a good
00:27:39
answer and then suddenly seven more people with microphones? >> I think you cannot win. You cannot win.
00:27:44
if I had that much of people are going to sprint up to you like my life savings are in this tell me why you're going to
00:27:50
win like okay >> well it is funny though because he has been slowly walking back their
00:27:54
commitments to open AI like at first it was like Nvidia is investing hundred billion dollars in open AI and then
00:28:02
throughout these on the street in Taiwan interviews it's been like >> we never actually signed a piece of
00:28:07
paper we just said that >> you know over a number of years we might invest up to hundred billion
00:28:13
>> money isn't real. I mean, the money in my bank account is real, of course, but
00:28:17
like your money isn't real. >> And then randomly, Oracle put out a tweet that was like, "We are committed
00:28:22
to our investments." And was like, "Nobody asked you." >> Yeah. Um, in other authoritative news,
00:28:28
>> Yeah. That's right. Uh, Ring company owned by Amazon. >> This was funny. Okay. There's a couple I
00:28:36
>> Was it funny? >> Yeah. Yeah. Can you explain everything because I did not watch the Super Bowl,
00:28:40
which you all will find out from my crash out later why I didn't, but >> Wow. Okay. Um, yes. I Some of these are
00:28:45
Super Bowl things I've kind of seen people talk about online, but I I would like the full explanation.
00:28:50
>> I only watch. >> As you can imagine, during the Super Bowl of 2026, people are all wondering
00:28:54
which companies are going to make a splash, make a big statement, are there going to be any crypto ads? Are there
00:28:58
going to be any AI ads? Like this CES is the same way. You're like, who's
00:29:02
going to have a what's the theme? >> Wait, the Super Bowl basically is CES.
00:29:06
>> CES. Yes. Exactly. >> That's crazy. >> Exactly. So 2026 Super Bowl ads. There's
00:29:11
a couple AI ads sprinkled in there and people are analyzing them. Oh, this is their big moment. Okay. So, each one of
00:29:17
these companies challenge is to speak to the normies who don't pay attention to
00:29:21
AI and paint a picture for them of why their AI is good. And it'll either hit
00:29:26
your ear as a normie or it'll hit your ear as a critic who's been looking at
00:29:29
this stuff for a long time. So, Amazon Ring decides, okay, we've got an idea.
00:29:35
We're going to show this really cool feature, this really cool thing that we've been doing where if you lose your
00:29:40
pet, then there's this neighborhood watch feature where you can go through everyone's feeds and it will recognize
00:29:47
all of the Ring neighborhoods in your in your neighborhood. Sorry, all the Ring cameras in your neighborhood. You'll be
00:29:52
able to find your pet through them and you'll get reunited with your pet. Isn't
00:29:54
that sick? >> A neighborhood watch feature from your Ring camera by on. Isn't that great?
00:30:01
>> It's on by default. This picture, you have to turn it off. And I think for
00:30:05
some people it probably hit their ears like, "Wow, I've lost a pet. Wow, I have
00:30:08
a pet. I hope I don't lose them, but if I do, this feature would really help."
00:30:11
But for all of us, we're like, "Wait, if you can watch the pets through this
00:30:15
feature, and by the way, they're working with Flock, which is the company that
00:30:19
makes those security comp cameras that are just placed everywhere and sold to government agencies and law
00:30:24
enforcement." >> And and we would know that. People aren't going to know that. If you can
00:30:28
watch pets, what else can you find through this? is the thing you like search for like you say I'm missing this
00:30:36
dog and then if it sees that dog you see it or you there's no way you can just
00:30:40
>> I'm going try to rewatch the ad because I don't it's not like I can comb through
00:30:44
my screen feed or whatever but the idea is all of them are connected through this sort of database that lets you find
00:30:51
it even though it's not on your camera >> which means that there are other ways
00:30:55
probably for other potentially authoritarian figures to pop in there and find things on people's own cameras
00:31:00
Or or like the big flock scandal that just happened recently where it turned out that none of them or not none of
00:31:05
them but a lot of them were not even password protected and you could just go and look at any camera in a like
00:31:10
>> Yeah. >> One funny part I heard about or not funny but it was like didn't they say
00:31:15
like 1 million dogs are lost a year and then it said like we found one dog every
00:31:21
day over the year and it's like the percentage on that is terrible. >> 365 million be rational. This is a
00:31:28
missing pet. This is a P. >> No, it's true. Listen, I'm all for 300
00:31:32
more dogs being found than something bad happening to them. But >> yeah, listen, this isn't about the dogs.
00:31:36
>> The ratios there are not the successor. >> To be clear, million dogs.
00:31:41
>> I forget what Ring said. >> That's crazy. One in 300 people in
00:31:45
America lose a dog a year. That can't be right. >> I I'll find >> Ring does deny that the search party
00:31:51
feature is even able to track human faces and biometrics. Um, and they say it is separate from the familiar faces
00:32:00
facial recognition feature that they have on their which is a madeup fact >> even that a PR person would say
00:32:07
>> that they don't have access to the facial recognition thing. They have to
00:32:10
know that people just don't trust this stuff. >> No, of course. >> Like Ring is the company that just like
00:32:14
gives this like has given this data to law enforcement before. >> I I think people do trust this stuff. I
00:32:20
think that's that's like like I know so many people with Ring cameras. >> No, I mean they trust that the company
00:32:27
is going to do what's in their best >> interest. No, I I think and when I talk
00:32:31
to people about the Ring cameras and I'm like like for example like my neighbors
00:32:34
had a Ring camera >> and I made me really uncomfortable because it was pointed right at my door
00:32:38
and I didn't like the idea that I was on camera every single time I was coming
00:32:42
and going for my apartment. And I talked to them about it and they were just sort
00:32:46
of like, "What do you think's going to happen?" Like, like the footage is just
00:32:51
it's just footage. And I was like, "Where do you think that footage goes?"
00:32:53
And they literally like, "I've never thought about it." I I really I don't
00:32:55
think the average person like really understands like >> I think it's maybe trust isn't the right
00:33:00
word because I think a lot of people in general know like most of these companies don't give a damn about me and
00:33:05
like they don't trust them but I think it's less of like the >> the
00:33:10
benefits for me are something that can make me not really think about the other things that could potentially
00:33:15
>> well and it's Amazon which makes these products as cheap as possible so that
00:33:19
people just like buy them and make a bunch of you know put them on their house because they're so ridiculously
00:33:25
cheap. >> I've got a bunch of cameras in my house. Mine's a little different cuz I'm not
00:33:27
pointing it directly at like someone else's door. >> Well, and I live in a New York City
00:33:31
apartment, right? So, it's like it it would be impossible to camera on your I
00:33:34
don't know. >> I don't >> Yeah. I just want to remind people like
00:33:37
this is this is Amazon. Same company that uh made the Melania movie which had a total budget of7 71 $75 million.
00:33:45
>> They didn't make it. They >> Well, they donated $35 million or
00:33:49
whatever it was. >> Yeah. $75 million budget. uh $40 million acquisition fee paid by Amazon to
00:33:55
Melania Trump's uh production company and then 28 million went directly to her
00:34:01
for licensing. >> I think that it's pretty obvious like where a lot of this money is going and I
00:34:07
just I would not trust a company that has security cameras all over the uh >> all over the country.
00:34:12
>> The security camera company just gave a giant donation to the >> Yeah. Anyway, I told you this Marquez
00:34:20
said this was the Crash Out podcast. Yeah, I watched I re just rewatched the ad. It's like
00:34:23
>> watch the Melania movie 25x speed right now. >> Wow. >> Nothing happened in my left ear.
00:34:33
>> No, I watched the ad. There's not there's not a lot of official UI.
00:34:36
There's just kind of like a a portal in the ring app to be like, here's the
00:34:39
pet's name, here's a picture, here's a description, and then the pet shows up
00:34:42
at their door. So, it's not like we know how this works at all, but I imagine
00:34:46
from the advertising perspective, they're like, look, it's a great feature. Doesn't matter how it works.
00:34:51
It's going to get you your pet back if you're ever losing your neighborhood.
00:34:54
And then if anyone asks any questions, we just deny, deny, deny. >> Can I throw something out there? Like
00:34:59
this >> happens if you're just in like the Facebook group for your town or like the
00:35:04
what's the website? Neighbor Next Door or something. There's so many things
00:35:08
like that. People just be like, "Hey, I lost my cat. Here's a picture of them."
00:35:11
And someone will post and they're like, "Oh, I looked on my sec." Like people
00:35:15
care about each other enough to just say like, "Hey, I saw them out there." or
00:35:19
like here's my security camera that saw what looks like your cat at blah blah
00:35:24
blah I'm over here. This happens without one company needing to own all of it.
00:35:29
>> Most of these technology products are just like don't talk to people just let
00:35:32
the technology do it for you. >> I saw I saw something amazing on Twitter which was a test to determine if a new
00:35:38
technology is good or bad. And the test and the test the test is if it would make the plot of a Seinfeld episode not
00:35:48
work at all. It's a good piece of tech. Like smartphones, Google maps like thing
00:35:54
like things that like would cause the central issue of a Seinfeld episode to like fall apart because the tech just
00:35:59
solves the problem. >> This fits. >> Yeah. >> This is a good feature.
00:36:03
>> Tech that would create the plot of a Seinfeld episode is bad tech. think like
00:36:08
Poly Market or like or Flaunt Cameras or like >> I would say that there could easily I've
00:36:15
never seen Seinfeld so I apologize. >> No, it's like the greatest show ever.
00:36:18
>> But I could imagine a show like that having an episode about losing their dog
00:36:21
and taking a whole episode to find it. Is that crazy? >> I feel like the Seinfeld episode would
00:36:25
be like that could totally work. Yeah. And then this just ruins that cuz you just Oh, is I got a notification is
00:36:30
Three Doors Down or whatever. >> Like the band >> the the cool thing about Sorry. Sorry.
00:36:35
>> The the the Okay, little rant. The best thing about Seinfeld is that there's
00:36:39
like three interlaced story lines that seem totally separate and then they randomly come in contact with each other
00:36:45
like through the episode and they just sort of >> The best thing about it is the sneakers
00:36:49
he wears on every episode. Straight heat. Jerry Seinfeld's on it. >> What are they?
00:36:54
>> Cuz he's a sneaker head. >> Wait, really? >> Yeah. >> Has he been on the the sneaker shopping
00:36:57
show? Does it take >> I actually don't know. Maybe someone is known for that.
00:37:02
>> Interesting. >> It might be. All right. >> It will be my introduction to Seinfeld.
00:37:04
I'll look up his sneaker shopping. >> Dude, that show is so good. You know
00:37:07
what else is going to scan your face, but this time be truthful about it. >> Yeah. One more surveillance state story
00:37:12
and then we're done. I promise. >> Going to scan your child's face.
00:37:17
>> Yeah. Uh Discord this week announced that they are going to be requiring face
00:37:23
scanning or uh ID uploading for people that they think are probably children. So they
00:37:31
>> So they are going >> What a way to phrase that. >> I they're going to be b Okay. Basically,
00:37:36
they're trying to agegate. They're trying to get kids off of the like not
00:37:40
safe for work Discord communities cuz there's >> that's the Yeah, it's it's this weird
00:37:45
back and forth thing where clearly there have been many many problems with like there are many bad things about the
00:37:52
internet that kids just have access to and that's sort of always been the case.
00:37:56
And so >> there are bad things that occur there obviously. And so there's sort of this
00:38:00
weird tension between like how do we stop kids from accessing that without creating a surveillance state.
00:38:06
>> I think the other thing is also >> people accessing kids >> that
00:38:10
>> like that in the same space is what's really bad. >> Yeah, for sure. Age gating
00:38:15
>> the Roblox effect. >> Yeah. Is like a a solution to this problem, but that is very difficult to
00:38:20
implement without getting accused of >> Yeah. this for sure. Yeah. Um, famously people that use Discord,
00:38:29
gamers, you know, people that are very online, not happy about having to scan their faces, which I'm not either. I
00:38:36
don't think I would never give. Anyway, here's what they say. Uh, they say that
00:38:40
for most adults, age verification won't be required as they're using account
00:38:43
information like the games that you play, when you're online, all of these uh random
00:38:49
>> account tenure, too. So, if you've had a Discord account for like 16 I don't know
00:38:52
how long, >> which I have. Yeah. Yeah. So, they're using a bunch of different metrics to
00:38:57
determine whether or not you're an they think you're an adult. And if they think
00:39:00
you're an adult, you won't have to do any of these things. If you if you have
00:39:03
your uh Discord hooked up to Steam and you play Roblox all the time, uh they probably are going to make you, you
00:39:10
know, >> jokes on you, David. I don't think Roblox is on Steam. >> Oh, damn.
00:39:13
>> I don't know, though. >> It might be. I don't know. >> Is Minecraft like the most popular game
00:39:17
on Steam? It's going to be a lot of people getting >> I don't think Minecraft is on Steam
00:39:20
either. >> It's not. Oh, >> it's on the Windows Store. What is on
00:39:23
Steam? >> Everything else. >> Everything else. Literally every other
00:39:26
game you didn't just mention. >> Fortnite is not on Steam. >> Fortnite on Steam.
00:39:30
>> I'm trying guys. >> If the game I feel like if the game is big enough to have like its own
00:39:34
following where it doesn't need to be on Steam, then it's not on Steam. >> Unless it's every other game.
00:39:39
>> Unless it's owned by Valve like Counterstrike and Dota. Yeah, >> got it.
00:39:43
>> Um, just got to mention Dota 2 again. So anyway, Marquez, users who are not
00:39:50
verified as adults will not have access to age restricted servers channels and they won't be able to speak in Discord
00:39:56
stages. They will see content filters from friend requests and DMs from unknown sources will be filtered into
00:40:01
another inbox. Discord says that the face scan uses an ondevice AI model to analyze and predict your age and never
00:40:08
leaves the device. So that is something if that is true. I think that we need like security experts to like actually
00:40:15
try that out and dig into that. >> Mhm. >> Um there was a lot of backlash to this
00:40:20
and so teamspeak uh if you know that word you're you will not get age verified on Discord.
00:40:26
>> Yeah. If >> if you don't know that word you probably will. >> I was saying what's the meme of like if
00:40:31
you if you recognize Ricky Martin at the halftime show like it's probably time to
00:40:35
get your prostate checks. Like if you know team speak >> that was Ricky Martin.
00:40:41
Oh my god, that was Ricky Mart. I just Wow. >> You're good, young. >> Yeah.
00:40:46
>> Wow. So legit. >> Teamspeak is like one of the OG voice chat gaming apps. I used to use it when
00:40:53
we played Starcraft in high school. Um and it's basically not been updated in
00:40:58
the last like 15 years, which looks way different. >> Kind of sick. I mean, the website Yeah.
00:41:02
Yeah. It it looks a little bit more like Discord. The problem with Discord now is
00:41:06
that it's trying to become the everything app. Every app, including Netflix, every app is trying to become
00:41:11
the everything app because in order to scale infinitely, you have to just adopt every possible market.
00:41:16
>> Yeah. >> That's why Netflix is becoming a podcast app and a games app now because they
00:41:21
kind of saturated the the the watching content app. >> They're going to drop the flicks.
00:41:26
>> Yeah. There's just going to be net. >> It's going to be the internet.
00:41:28
>> Welcome to Net. >> So, yeah, people are very angry about this. Um, Discord knew that people were
00:41:33
going to be very angry and they anticipated to lose some users and say that they are going to have to uh use
00:41:40
other tactics to get users to come back. Whether or not this ends up being a mass
00:41:44
exodus and people actually move over permanently or just flow back, which is what usually happens um with the social
00:41:50
graph effects, not sure. >> So, >> can I just This is I just think funny. It doesn't take away
00:41:58
from any of the uh worries people has in here, but there's something so funny
00:42:03
about Discord being for gamers and them not wanting their face, but then they'll
00:42:07
go start a new character in a game and spend like six hours making it look exactly like them.
00:42:12
>> That is that is very funny. >> Damn. >> Yeah, >> there's there's going to be a really sad
00:42:17
future where we look back on this era and be like, damn, like Discord and like Sam Alman with Worldcoin, like they were
00:42:23
so nice. It's like they let us scan our own faces instead of just like walking
00:42:27
into BaskinRobins and getting our face scanned without our consent for our ice cream ID. Like
00:42:33
>> all the flock cameras are already they already know where you are at all times
00:42:36
anyway. >> Anyway, um I did see a very funny thing. Do you guys know what Gary's Mod is?
00:42:40
This is another This is another one of those things where if you do know what that is, you won't have to do the thing.
00:42:46
Uh, but I saw some people who were using Gary's Mod characters to fool the face
00:42:52
scanning technology and it actually depth. That's crazy. >> Well, it does. And that's the thing cuz
00:42:56
they were like they were like streaming the screen. I mean, death and depth in terms of like the character looks
00:43:03
three-dimensional and it was turning. >> Yeah, cuz it's not using like an IR
00:43:06
sensor on your regular webcam. >> Cameras are all 2D, you They just like >> Yeah, but like I Well, I didn't real I
00:43:12
thought when I was doing I don't remember what I was doing a phase verification for, but I had to scan my
00:43:16
ID and then do the thing where I look left and right. And I think that's using
00:43:20
the iPhone's Well, maybe it does. >> The iPhone's IR, right? It might be
00:43:23
iPhone's IR, but it might also not be, but Discord is >> presumably probably using it from a
00:43:28
webcam. Or I guess there is a mobile app, so maybe it could probably force you to use your phone's
00:43:35
>> why I figured they would have to use real depth instead of just a >> image that rotates.
00:43:40
>> Well, they can't really. I mean, the iPhone, there's some phones that have
00:43:44
IR. Yeah. Look, there's there's also a non-zero chance that this face scanning
00:43:49
stuff literally does nothing and Discord just needed to do something to like make
00:43:54
themselves not legally accountable for like exposing minors to I'm not saying
00:43:58
it does, but like we're at the point now where like who's to say everyone isn't
00:44:03
lying all the time. >> Mhm. >> I've been lying this whole podcast.
00:44:07
>> Yeah. I'm not even >> audio listeners will be shocked to find
00:44:12
out I am like a 7 foot lizard sitting at the mic and have been this whole time. >> I'm 12.
00:44:17
>> But you know what demands truth and nothing but the truth? >> What is that?
00:44:21
>> Waveform trivia. >> That's facts. Well, good thing we all get the truth wrong.
00:44:24
>> I was going to say when the correction comes next week, that segue's going to
00:44:28
hit. >> Oh yeah, baby. >> No, I think >> our scores. >> Yeah. No, that is
00:44:35
>> Look, man, I strive for perfection. >> I know it's been a weird episode, but
00:44:39
>> it's only going to get weirder, baby. >> It's only going to get weirder. It's
00:44:42
only February. >> Guys, you want to guess what this trivia question is about?
00:44:47
>> Sam Alman, baby. Sam Alman has said in the past, specifically on his blog and
00:44:52
several interviews, that with 10 gawatt of compute, we would most likely have to
00:44:57
choose between curing cancer or tutoring every child in America. We couldn't have
00:45:03
both for 10 gawatts of compute. the largest power plant by total possible capacity. Again, this power plant only
00:45:12
runs at 30% capacity. Uh, according to my limited understanding of industrial scale power and this Wikipedia,
00:45:19
>> that's part of a trivia question. >> Running at full hypothetical capacity,
00:45:24
how many gigawatts can the largest power plant in America produce? >> I don't gawatt have to do with
00:45:29
education. Wait saying that the compute required >> the comput required to train the model
00:45:35
that could do either of those things or require 10 gigawatt. >> I don't understand why these people ever
00:45:40
make those like sometimes you see people ask like Elon like well what do you think it would
00:45:45
>> you know solving world hunger and he'll go h and he'll try to answer like why
00:45:49
would you try to answer that don't say don't make a promise that you could
00:45:53
solve cancer with enough power that's an insane thing to say out loud. Yeah.
00:45:58
>> But >> yeah. And you know the thing is is like I've never been an evil villain, like a
00:46:03
super villain. So I can't truly put myself >> What about when you were the hamburger
00:46:07
for Halloween? >> That's true. I was a super villain. Is the hamburger really a super villain?
00:46:12
I've always thought of him as more of like a Robin Hood Man of the People type
00:46:15
figure. >> No, >> that's if Okay, so >> is Ronald McDonald like big brother or
00:46:20
something? >> No. The the hamburger's foil is Mayor Mche. >> I'm so hungry. Okay.
00:46:27
>> I thought they were wrapped in paper. >> Oh, that's good. >> Anyway, what's the question?
00:46:31
>> I think I I literally don't know. >> Oh, how much how many the the the
00:46:37
hardiest most powerful power plant in America? >> How many gigawatts does it produce in
00:46:41
America? >> While it's running at 30% capacity. >> I'm specifically referring to the Grand
00:46:46
[ __ ] Dam in Washington State. >> How many gigawatts did the car in Back to the Future need?
00:46:53
>> Flux capacitor. >> Seven par six. No. Um 100 gawatt. I have no idea. I don't remember. Megawatt is a
00:47:01
thousand. How many? >> A gigawatt is a thousand megawatts. >> Okay. And a megawatt.
00:47:06
>> 1.21. >> Thousand thousand thousand. >> A thousand watts. >> A mega watt is 1,000 watts. No. A
00:47:11
million watts. It's a million watts. A >> million watts. Oh, okay. >> 1.21 gawatt.
00:47:16
>> A gigawatt is a billion watts. >> The flux capacitor needed 1.21 gawatt.
00:47:21
>> Yeah. Also, >> damn. He could have cured cancer instead, >> dude.
00:47:25
>> Yeah. So, you're saying that that dam would let us travel back to the future.
00:47:28
>> I'm saying that like seven times. >> I'm saying that musical comedian Reggie
00:47:33
is one watt. >> Damn it, Reggie lost. It's It's good. We should take a break. We're going insane.
00:47:39
>> I think our audience needs a break more than we >> episode. I'm sorry, guys, but I'll
00:47:44
>> Well, we'll think about it. Answers will be at the end like usual. >> We'll be right back.
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>> All right, welcome back, Marquez. >> Yeah, >> we've talked about a lot of deep stuff
00:49:00
here, but I think I have potentially the biggest question possible for you. >> Sure.
00:49:03
>> Why do you hate OnePlus so much? >> It's a very valid question. You mean you
00:49:08
mean my daily driver that I've been Yeah, >> this has been a question I've seen.
00:49:12
>> Keep your enemies closer, Marquez. >> No, we we did a we did a video on on
00:49:19
silicon carbon batteries and this this video got a mixed reception and obviously I I have thoughts on it, but
00:49:25
I'll have all all the details here. Basically, uh it's a story of like corporate risk assessment, which is not
00:49:31
the most interesting thing, but it's very connected to technology because there are companies out there using
00:49:36
silicon carbon batteries. There are lots of companies out there not using silicon
00:49:39
carbon batteries in smartphones specifically and we talk a lot about smartphones. So after the year and a
00:49:45
half of me making lots of videos on smartphones that have silicon carbon batteries and me raving about them and
00:49:50
being like why aren't these other guys doing that decided to dig a little bit
00:49:55
more into why those other guys aren't doing that. and also have been getting
00:50:00
lots of emails as you can imagine from people going hey we're not idiots we have thought a lot about this and
00:50:06
there's a certain risk tolerance that this company has and a couple concerns
00:50:10
that these companies have about potentially using silicon carbon batteries >> I'd say got to the point where over the
00:50:15
past year you would mention it and we would have comments that are like hey [ __ ] they're not doing it because of
00:50:19
blah blah blah like >> it's it's come up a few times even on this podcast we've mentioned like oh the
00:50:24
I think you mentioned it >> yeah the Google engineer at Google IO last year pulled me aside was like, "You
00:50:28
guys keep asking why we're not using it, and here are the reasons we're not using
00:50:31
it." So, I just was like, I just mentioned that he mentioned that to me. Yeah. Was all I said.
00:50:36
>> Yeah. And that's why I had a bunch of versions of that over the last couple
00:50:38
years. So, I'm like, "All right, let me let me just put all this together into
00:50:41
one video cuz I imagine not everyone knows this stuff. Not everyone gets pulled aside by a Google engineer at IO
00:50:46
to hear about this stuff." So, um, so essentially put together a video on what
00:50:50
some of those companies are thinking about silicon carbon and why they're not
00:50:53
using it so that we can have the whole picture. I'm still going to love silken
00:50:56
carbon batteries and praise them and that's why I'm using this phone and
00:50:59
phones like it with incredible battery life. Uh, but there were a couple things people didn't like about that video.
00:51:04
Probably two main things. One was the thumbnail. Totally valid. It was like a little bit spicy and I think this is an
00:51:10
interesting enough topic without the debate about clickbait. So, I just changed the thumbnail. But then two was
00:51:15
that, you know, I didn't namerop the exact people who had been emailing me over the years or which companies who'
00:51:21
pulled me aside and said these things. and it kind of felt like, oh, I'm like a
00:51:24
mouthpiece for them, like I'm protecting them and justifying them. I'm actually
00:51:28
like a secret silicon carbon hater or something like that. I think a lot of people didn't make it all the way
00:51:32
through the video and just left with that impression. So, I figured it was valid to sort of explain it all uh with
00:51:39
someone who's actually willing to join the podcast and put a their expertise in
00:51:43
front of everyone and explain. So, we have Shen joining us uh from HTC. We've
00:51:49
He's I don't know if he's been on the podcast once before. Okay, because we've
00:51:52
we've twice >> and so HTC obviously does lots of different devices now at this point in
00:51:58
in XR and obviously have done smartphones in the past. RIP uh but they obviously work with batteries a lot. So
00:52:04
he works with batteries and and the corporate risk assessment profile of a company who has to decide what types of
00:52:09
batteries to use. So I figured this would be informative and interesting. You don't have to hear it from me, but
00:52:12
you get all the information at a deeper level. So let's play that quick interview for you now and then we'll
00:52:18
come back right after. So, okay, Shen, thank you for doing this. I appreciate the time. Uh, I think
00:52:25
we should just start off with what are your what's your position? What are your
00:52:28
credentials? Because people want to know how you know this stuff first. So, who are you? What do you do?
00:52:34
>> Okay. Um, I'm Shen. Um, I look after global product management at HTC. Um,
00:52:41
I've been here for almost 11 years now. Um but I've been running product for the
00:52:47
past 5 and a half years um here at our headquarters. Um so I look after product from
00:52:55
conception to all the way to you know end of life when we do you know we when we
00:53:04
so I don't work on phones anymore u but I work on a lot of things where things
00:53:11
like batteries are important so like XR headsets right um generally what you'll
00:53:16
find in the market is about 2 hours um and I would say also with things like smart glasses that we just launched. Um
00:53:24
the compactness of them is also really important. And then one last thing is considering that they're right on your
00:53:30
head. >> Uh we are actually generally more safety conscious than uh others when it comes
00:53:36
to the battery safety itself. >> That is a that's a really good jumping
00:53:39
off point because obviously we talked about you know silicon carbon batteries, regular lithium-ion batteries we've seen
00:53:44
for years and I mostly was you know talking about them in the context of smartphones. But paint me a picture of
00:53:50
what this landscape is like. We've had these batteries for a long time. There's
00:53:53
been tons of advancements and I've started talking about silicon carbon batteries for like the last year or two
00:53:58
in smartphones as a really big deal, like a pretty big leap, but obviously there's some risk assessment there. So,
00:54:04
what do you when you look at just batteries in general, silicon carbon versus the typical battery, what what
00:54:10
are you seeing? >> So, I'm still a massive smartphone fan. So things like silicon uh carbon
00:54:16
batteries do get me excited uh especially at the idea of capacity increasing so much.
00:54:22
>> Yeah. >> But when it comes to the industry itself, I think because batteries are
00:54:28
such a high energy density item, everyone is usually a lot more wary of it. Um the way a you know the way a
00:54:40
battery can usually go wrong is when it um expands it swells uh thermal runaway you know usually maybe if like shorts
00:54:48
inside and some of them don't even have to come from any structural like dropping your phone right like um
00:54:55
batteries that charge below freezing can sometimes have an issue where um the lithium deposits itself as a metal and
00:55:04
that's pretty much an irreversible process. um it can cause cause gas expansion and
00:55:09
it can cause shorts itself. Um, so there are loads of these different things we have to consider when looking at new
00:55:16
chemistries and um, so it depends on the kind of company you are, right? So I I did see
00:55:26
the video and I I I do agree with you. Um, when you are kind of in the top two or three in terms of market share, um,
00:55:37
it's kind of your race to lose. >> Mhm. >> Right. So, you're more wary about a
00:55:42
mistake happening, especially when you sell tens of millions, hundreds of millions of phones a year. Um, so you're
00:55:49
going to be a lot more strict when it comes to safety standards. And sometimes it's might not just, it might just be
00:55:54
the thing that you don't want to um really risk. And I'll also say you know
00:56:00
when we look at something like silicon carbon uh or even you know newer technologies like silicon anode itself
00:56:07
it while it helps with things like capacity um in terms of battery chemistry you're
00:56:15
pulling a lot of other levers instead. So as you go with more and more silicon it is you actually reducing the charge
00:56:23
rate as well. >> Mhm. Um so that is another thing you have to balance and of course things
00:56:28
like longevity. Um you know you mentioned in your video and it's quite accurate when when silicon absorbs
00:56:35
lithium ions as it charges um it swells up right and there are loads of ways you know people there's
00:56:44
like nanoiththography ways of making sure those particles don't swell up as much. Um but at the end of the day it's
00:56:51
still swelling and that will cause you know um companies to have certain concerns and they'll want to test these
00:56:58
for longer periods of time. >> Uh so I expect it to be slower adoption there as well and I would say
00:57:06
you know a lot of different companies take things like battery longevity um differently. Some will make this
00:57:13
their number one thing and you'll realize that they're the ones that don't
00:57:17
really increase charge speed that much. Um don't really experiment with new um
00:57:23
new types of chemistry. >> Um and that's usually because they actually care about longevity a lot more
00:57:30
than others. >> I know you won't say it, but I'll say that that's that's the thing we've seen
00:57:34
from Apple for years. Um, but I what is funny about batteries is like smartphones I talk about smartphones so
00:57:40
much like we get very few really exciting new things with smartphones at this stage. Like they're such a mature
00:57:48
category. So when we do get something interesting like oh a way bigger smartphone sensor or oh this really big
00:57:54
processor node shift or ooh a huge increase in battery capacity that's interesting. So, like we pay more
00:58:00
attention to it and we'd like all of our favorite brands and and our favorite
00:58:04
phone models we're considering buying to be at the forefront of that, but it's
00:58:08
not always as simple as just switching to the new thing. Um, I think one thing that was also mentioned in the video
00:58:15
that was, you know, it's it's obviously very complex and I did a lot of simplification, but is the testing
00:58:19
process. And I I'm assuming this is obviously very important to you because you're putting batteries on people's
00:58:24
heads. like what is the process of testing, you know, charge cycles and for longevity, what is what is the process
00:58:31
like at a big company when trying to assess if a new battery technology is potentially worth it?
00:58:36
>> So, usually when it comes to safety, we work with the battery vendor themselves
00:58:39
to um to come out with safety guidelines. And actually, most companies have roughly the same kind of
00:58:46
guidelines, the same kind of tests. U some may just pull the criteria a little bit higher. Um you'll usually see
00:58:54
battery specs for example like um it'll retain 80% of its charge after 800 to
00:59:01
a,000 charge cycles. We see that >> things like that. >> Yeah. >> Um
00:59:06
so but one other thing is when you have a new product the way it fits in also makes a difference in terms
00:59:15
of how you should test it. Um I I'll give you an example when it comes to battery tech. Um, when it comes to
00:59:22
fitting a battery itself, your, um, manufacturers always leave kind of an expansion space between the battery and
00:59:30
the actual housing because batteries will expand. They'll expand with temperature. They'll expand over over
00:59:37
time, right? There's always going to be a little bit of offging potentially that
00:59:41
can happen. And um, a lot of the time that's within a acceptable range and that's why you leave that expansion
00:59:48
space. Um, it's mostly when that expansion goes beyond what that expansion space allows that you'll see
00:59:54
your phone kind of splitting apart. So, we'll test for a lot of different things. We'll test for, you know, um,
01:00:01
different temperatures. Um, even during shipping, we have a thing called thermal
01:00:05
shock where, you know, something might go from minus something degrees to some really hot and really humid.
01:00:12
>> So, those are things that you kind of have to test for for all kinds of
01:00:17
products. Um, but I'll still say there are a lot of things that is really hard
01:00:23
to test for. You know, there are, you know, 20 30 different combinations that are going to happen, but how do you test
01:00:30
those over a long period of time, right? If you're testing it through for you can
01:00:35
accelerate certain tests, but at the end of the day, you always realize you have
01:00:40
a certain blind spot when it comes to real world usage. Um, so that comes back to what I mentioned. It's all about how
01:00:47
do you want to play that risk. >> Yeah. I mean there like I said there's
01:00:49
there's a lot of variables and maybe if it's in something that's in used it's
01:00:53
used in less environments or less situations then maybe you don't have to test for as many variables but a
01:00:59
smartphone is like it's with you everywhere. Like there's a trillion different things that can happen to it
01:01:03
from temperature to pressure and environments and stuff. So that's it does seem I don't envy the task. It
01:01:08
seems like a very uh detailed complicated one. Um, my last question for you is just what else do you think
01:01:14
people should know about batteries in general? Like there's it's a complex
01:01:18
thing. There's chemistry, there's physics, there's a lot involved. Is
01:01:21
there anything that uh maybe is commonly looked over by by people buying smartphones maybe in just when comparing
01:01:28
one smartphone to the other? What what do you think people should know about batteries that they probably don't
01:01:33
already? I will say one thing about kind of I'll say one that's kind of more
01:01:39
supply chain oriented first. Um and that's specifically usually with new tech you have this one
01:01:46
issue where not many people are making it. If um you know from HC's past we have rules in place um where we are
01:01:57
required to kind of second source everything um and that's for a few reasons. Sometimes, you know, you don't
01:02:04
want one vendor for a really cheap component to go out of business um or to have an issue and then in impact your
01:02:12
entire business. >> Sure. >> Um sometimes it's that um but sometimes
01:02:16
it's also more malicious. You have competitors in the space that will attack your supply chain to try and stop
01:02:23
you from going to market. That happens more than you'd expect. >> That is
01:02:29
>> so Yeah. So, as a big company, um, you're whenever you look at new tech,
01:02:37
um, you're going to want to try and second source everything. I mean, in HTC, the only exception by default is
01:02:42
the CPU, right? Because, um, mostly in a phone, you're not going to find a second
01:02:48
source for like a Qualcomm chipset. >> Sure. >> Um, but you can second source most
01:02:52
things. And then if we have to wave it anything for any reason, you know, that usually has to go um go through uh an
01:02:59
approval process. So that is one thing to consider which is at the scale of certain companies they're going to be
01:03:07
required to second source those because they don't want their sales to tank because one supplier couldn't make
01:03:13
batteries anymore for them. >> Mhm. Yeah. Any other component? Yeah, that is really interesting you bring
01:03:19
that up because that's been a story sometimes every once in a while in the past there'll be a big enough noticeable
01:03:24
difference between maybe a single component from two different suppliers and that'll make a headline like I got
01:03:29
the iPhone with the LG display or I got the iPhone with the Samsung display and you can actually measure a difference
01:03:34
and it's it's kind of rare that that happens but usually you know people are
01:03:37
pretty good about matching the things together but that is that is a fascinating story too. Yeah, I would say
01:03:42
most manufacturers will have the same specs for those different companies. Yeah.
01:03:47
>> Um to try and make sure that it isn't noticeable. >> Um but every now and then you will
01:03:52
somewhat notice it. So that's kind of the supply chain side. >> Um and then yeah, I think the the one thing
01:04:01
about batteries is coming back to there are so many different levers, right? Um,
01:04:07
and you might want capacity, but the next person's going to want charging speed,
01:04:13
right? You might be able to have both, but there's a trade-off somewhere. Um,
01:04:17
that trade-off could be longevity. Um, you know, I don't think any any battery
01:04:23
manufacturer will make something that is below what industry safety regulations are. But what I will say is um those
01:04:32
tolerances will sometimes change how they fit in a product. also impact um how it's tested and um yeah different
01:04:42
companies will just have their different priorities >> and at the end of the day that is going
01:04:47
to be one of the key reasons why they choose a specific battery over another and sometimes could even just be cost
01:04:53
right um memory is going up crazy right um >> we've been having meetings about memory
01:05:01
for all of our products like almost any product with a processor going to have some sort of memory in there. And we're
01:05:09
trying to figure out, okay, what else um could we do without having to increase prices for certain things? Um, and
01:05:16
sometimes, and I'm sure someone in 2026 will end up making a decision that they're not going to invest as much into
01:05:25
the newest technologies because they don't want their um retail price to go up.
01:05:31
>> Yeah. Like I I try to this has come up now that we've like started to make our
01:05:35
own products where we realize how many decisions go into these products and every lever is just a trade-off with
01:05:40
something else. Um I am rooting for silicon carbon batteries to become like we haven't had thankfully any issues
01:05:46
with them. Longevity seems to be totally fine so far but you know batteries even
01:05:51
just within batteries themselves have different levers. It feels like an oversimplification, but a lot of things
01:05:57
come down to just like capacity, charge rate, and longevity. Pick two. You know that. And there's that's not even with
01:06:05
price and like all the other things. Like there's tons of different levers that will flip based on what your
01:06:10
priorities are as a company. But yeah, I'm good. >> You might not know what that lever will
01:06:16
look like. If you pull the other two, you don't know what that longevity level
01:06:19
is going to look like until you've seen that thing run through its entire life
01:06:23
cycle. So I would say like those that aren't using silicon carbon batteries, I
01:06:30
wouldn't say any of them are rooting against it at all. Right? If as long as
01:06:35
it nothing happens to it in whatever their you know time frame they're observing it like I'm sure it's going to
01:06:43
be within um those discussions. I'm sure it's in their discussions now. Um, but
01:06:48
at the end of the day, when they make that decision of what which one they use, um, they're choosing the levers
01:06:56
that makes the most sense for them. >> Awesome. Well, this has been super helpful and insightful and, uh, I'm sure
01:07:01
we'll have you back on the podcast at some point, maybe even back in the studio, but, uh, we appreciate the
01:07:05
insight. So, thanks as always. >> Thank you. >> All right, so that was it. Thank you
01:07:10
again to Shen for spending the time. Obviously, he's a very busy person and being in charge of a big company like
01:07:15
that. There are tons of things to consider all the time. It was cool having the facts from him and the
01:07:20
expertise. And again, the risk that we're talking about is not just like the
01:07:25
specific safety risk of one technology, but it's like a corporate risk, it's a
01:07:30
financial risk, it's a longevity risk, it's it's all sorts of things that come
01:07:33
with the the choices, the levers you pull to use different technologies. So, thought that was interesting to hear.
01:07:38
Yeah, I think one of the a pretty common comment was along the lines of like, well, Apple and Samsung aren't going to
01:07:44
risk spending more money on it. It's like, yeah, that's that's part of the
01:07:48
risk assetment thing is like it costs more money, potentially has way more money. You think about
01:07:55
>> Note 7. I mean, how much money Samsung probably lost about this like, yeah, all
01:07:58
these companies care way more about bottom line and money than they do any of us and getting the best features. So,
01:08:05
>> yeah. Yeah, I thought that was pretty obvious, but >> I was I am reminded that the the guy at
01:08:09
IO that told me the reason Google didn't use them at the time. Again, this was a
01:08:12
year ago. Things might have changed since then. >> It was two years ago. >> Maybe it might have been two years ago.
01:08:17
It might have been two years ago. Might have been two IO. IO to Google IO we go.
01:08:23
>> Um what? >> Old McDonald. >> That's what he said. Yeah. The
01:08:27
hamburger. Yeah. Um anyway, so he at the time it wasn't he wasn't saying that
01:08:34
like they're more likely to explode necessarily. What he had told me was that their longevity they started to
01:08:39
lose their char their total ability to charge to 100%. >> Much quicker and after twoish years the
01:08:47
degradation was a lot higher. >> I am aware like from two years from then they've actually made the technology
01:08:54
quite a bit better. They've made the the um chemistry a lot better so that it,
01:08:58
you know, maintains a lot of charge cycles. >> I think OnePlus has put out a lot of um
01:09:02
kind of like technical stuff about this and how they're able to actually maintain like a thousand charge cycles
01:09:07
for silicon carbon which is a lot better than some people. >> Yeah. >> Um so that's really important stuff
01:09:12
changes. Yeah. The this like assessment of the technology will be constantly changing and then the way that these
01:09:17
companies decide whether to use any of this stuff or not is also constantly changing. So, as it gets better, like,
01:09:23
okay, one of the big points in the comments was, well, we haven't had any issues so far with silicon carbon
01:09:27
batteries, which is great. That's really good news for potentially getting them
01:09:30
sooner in everyone else's phones, but yeah, this stuff is constantly evolving.
01:09:34
>> And it's newish to the point where like it's only been out for like 2 years.
01:09:37
>> Exactly. So, like, >> yeah, we're not going to see if there are any problems, we're not going to
01:09:42
start seeing it until like a year from now or so. And the variable of humankind is so much more insane than anything you
01:09:50
can test in a lab. I mean, we've seen how many folds have been folded >> a 100,000 times in a lab and people are
01:09:56
breaking them two weeks. Yeah. We peeled the screen protector off of the first fold immediately. Like
01:10:02
>> like us as humans >> destroy things. And when it's something that has a little bit of a more
01:10:09
dangerous potential, it's just like even if that's so small, the news cycle of
01:10:14
when if that potentially happens is so big. >> And we talk about we talk about how
01:10:18
like, you know, when YouTube makes a change and it's like, oh, we're only
01:10:21
testing this on 1% of customers, but then you realize what 1% is for YouTube, then that's like a lot of people. It's
01:10:28
the same with like Samsung sells an insane amount of phones, right? So, like if 1% of their phones have battery
01:10:35
issues, that's a way bigger story than 1% of like the amount of phones that Google sells having battery issues.
01:10:40
>> Yeah, that's exactly and what Shin was talking about. Like if you're if you're
01:10:44
pretty confident that the issues with your phones are one in a million and you only sell half million phones, you feel
01:10:49
pretty good about that. But if you're Samsung and you sell tens of millions of
01:10:52
phones, >> the risk profile is different. >> And are also like, yeah, you're just
01:10:56
leading everything already. Like, why change anything? I'm already making plenty of money and people aren't
01:11:02
switching off me so why would I give them anything else about the S26 now? >> I think that's I think
01:11:08
>> yeah literally >> that was maybe the most like impactful line that he said to me which is like
01:11:13
it's your race to lose. >> Yeah. >> In all these other competitive markets
01:11:16
where there is no true like number one runaway with a high market share. They're all very competitive and that's
01:11:22
way more exciting. You get way more advanced product really quickly. And then like I said in that video here in
01:11:28
the US where >> market share is kind of stacked for a couple companies they are I mean we see
01:11:34
it they are so passive about a lot of stuff. So yeah that's their risk assessment profile.
01:11:39
>> The S23 is the S24s the S25 is the S263 plus >> new boxes. Exact plus+.
01:11:46
>> My thing too is like I feel like if there's one thing I can trust and
01:11:49
believe in it's that these companies want to make more money. So if if there's an opportunity for them to this
01:11:57
new battery tech, they're going to do it as soon as possible. So >> if they think it'll like drive them
01:12:02
market share. >> I mean the whole reason that Samsung is making a foldable allegedly making a
01:12:06
foldable to compete with the iPhone foldable form factor is because they know it will make them money
01:12:12
>> because they want because people are like, "Oh, I love that shape, but I want
01:12:15
to be on Android." Also, Samsung has some pretty bad PTSD with the Note 7 explosion.
01:12:19
>> I was just thinking about that. That was 2016, right? >> I think it was 2016.
01:12:25
>> 16, 2017, so almost a decade ago. I always find myself saying like, "Hey,
01:12:28
hang and you know what happened to Samsung." But for some 15year-olds watching this, they actually don't know
01:12:34
what happened. >> Oh yeah. >> Oh yeah. So yeah, a lot of people might
01:12:37
not even know what the Galaxy Note was >> exactly. Part of the age verification is what
01:12:46
happened to Samsung. >> That's so funny. There was a time where you had to choose between having an
01:12:50
Android phone that came with a stylus or air travel. >> That's true. >> Yeah.
01:12:55
>> Yeah. You could not bring a Galaxy Note 7 on a plane. >> For those that don't know, the Galaxy
01:13:00
Note 7 notably >> appreciate it. Uh started exploding a lot. And um even that is there's 96
01:13:12
cases total. I think >> that's a lot. >> It is a lot. It's a lot, but in the
01:13:15
grand scheme of things, it's not really that much. >> I only exploded 96 times. It's not that
01:13:21
big a deal. >> I mean, especially knowing that while you're sleeping, your phone could
01:13:24
randomly explode like that. I would not Yeah. So, they recalled it and then they
01:13:28
just didn't end up replacing it, which was very funny. They did later release
01:13:32
the Note 7 fan edition >> for those really want a Note 7. >> I really want a Note 7.
01:13:40
>> Yeah. >> Um, yeah. Like I said, lithium-ion batteries aren't perfect either. It's
01:13:44
just they have some level of risk all the way across the board. >> Can I throw something out there also
01:13:48
just about the video >> just as an explanation? The reason we showed the Jerryrig everything fold uh
01:13:56
like smoking in the video is because when we were looking over the script, someone at the studio was like, "Oh, I
01:14:02
don't know what the term thermal runaway means." So rather than just putting this
01:14:07
big explanation there, we just I mean, I guess it's not a big explanation, but
01:14:09
we're like, "We'll show footage of what a thermal runaway is. don't have that
01:14:13
silicon carbon. I totally get why people think that felt uh >> targeted, but that was not the purpose
01:14:19
of it. >> It all came it all the mentality that a lot of the comments that we're seeing
01:14:22
and some reaction videos people made, a lot of it came from the original thumbnail, which was people going, "Oh,
01:14:27
this is a hit piece against silicon carbon, which if you ignore every other video I've ever made is a reasonable
01:14:33
take. But now that the thumbnail has changed, the packaging makes a lot more sense." We are explaining the risk
01:14:39
assessment not going hey silicon carbon bad lithium ion good. So if that was your thought now you know
01:14:45
>> and and the risk assment again is mostly about pricing and longevity and less
01:14:49
about exploding. >> Exactly. >> Which a lot of people thought it was
01:14:52
about exploding but it's not. >> So so there we go. >> Can I say a random thing that Shen
01:14:57
pointed out that I thought was interesting >> was the more he was talking about it.
01:15:01
kind of like in my head tried to visualize what these levers are that he was talking about that you have to like
01:15:06
pull and push or whatever. And it just reminded me kind of like an exposure triangle like with cameras like the more
01:15:11
of one thing you do the less of the other like charge cycles or capacity and it's like
01:15:16
>> right >> eventually we'll have Sony's that can just see in the dark but
01:15:21
>> yeah but and it was also a good point because it's like an exposure triangle
01:15:23
where you have to take 10,000 pictures before you can see the light meter. >> You know what I mean? because like he
01:15:29
made that really good point that it's like you can play with the longevity lever or the charge speed lever, but you
01:15:35
don't know what that third lever is going to be like until you've had these
01:15:38
batteries used for a while for years. Yeah. >> Anyway, all in the name of shedding
01:15:43
light on things, thank you again to Shen for uh for helping us out with that. And
01:15:47
I think it's time for a second trivia. >> More trivia. >> Trivia, dude. So,
01:15:54
>> this is a YouTube question. Let's see who gets it. YouTube. I should get this
01:15:58
>> like YouTube being pre-installed on which iPod? No. Um, >> triggered. I knew that one.
01:16:04
>> Not including music videos. The topmost YouTube video >> is a GTA 6 trailer, of course. But one
01:16:12
company accidentally broke that record in 2024. Do you remember what company that was?
01:16:18
>> Most viewed YouTube video. That's not >> 24 hours. >> In 24 hours. That is not a music video.
01:16:22
>> That is not a music video. >> Accidentally, one company accidentally
01:16:25
broke that record. Yep. >> Cuz it Oh, >> it wasn't. Was it or was it?
01:16:33
>> Really? Was it? >> I think I know. >> You think? >> Well, I'm trying to put the pieces
01:16:38
together. I I It was very well worded. Welled question. >> Thank you. It took me this whole People
01:16:43
go back 20 minutes and just look at me at the desk like this. >> And that was me trying to think about
01:16:48
how to phrase this question. >> Well done. >> Accidentally. >> Okay, we'll think about that. It
01:16:52
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That's zap i.com/wave. All right, welcome back to Waveform, the waveform podcast as you know it. Uh
01:18:04
where we talk about EVs. Uh two EVs to talk about this week. >> The cheap one or the expensive one?
01:18:10
>> Expensive. >> The expensive one or the cheap one? >> Cheap is relative to the expensive one,
01:18:15
>> of course. >> Yeah, let's do the cheap one. >> Okay. All right. Yeah. Uh, Rivian R2
01:18:20
reviews dropped this week >> sort of including ours. Yeah, >> reviews first drive. Uh,
01:18:27
>> final prototype evaluation. We don't have full pricing of all the trims yet,
01:18:31
but uh, you know, our video went up. Uh, CarWow video went up. Jerry Everything video went up. Doug Demiro video, a
01:18:36
bunch of us got to actually hang out and drive these cars. Uh, R2, as many of you
01:18:41
know, is the slightly smaller and roughly roughly half the price Rivian R1. It's a second generation product.
01:18:48
It's their 20 SUV. It's their Model Y fighter. It's their mass market
01:18:52
competitor to like put them on the map and save them. Blah blah blah. All these expectations for R2. Uh, I thought it
01:18:58
was really, really good. I thought it was really impressive. The software was good. The steering wheel haptics were
01:19:04
like PS5 controllers with the like spring weight like it was really relaxed. I'm just I'm just saying. Uh,
01:19:12
it looks like an R1. It's just smaller. It's nimble. It's 2,000 lbs lighter.
01:19:16
simpler. Um, it also was the highest end trim version of it. So, it's obviously
01:19:21
not going to be the base $45,000 one, but it was a dual motor all-wheel drive, 600 something horsepower, 0 to 60 in 3.5
01:19:27
seconds. Very, very capable machine. We off-roaded in it. We drove it on streets, got roughly 300 miles of range.
01:19:32
Lots of good things to say about it. Uh, but we don't know the price of the one
01:19:37
that I tested. >> That won't come out for another month or so, which everyone is now, you know,
01:19:42
doing their theorizing about how much they think it will cost. But I'm curious
01:19:45
if you guys are thinking good things about our tuna. >> Well, with the RAM shortage, you know,
01:19:49
it's going to be way more expensive. >> I'm kidding. >> Every car has not.
01:19:54
>> Yeah. I mean, there's a little bit of Yeah, there's a little bit of memory.
01:19:56
>> Yeah. I'm curious. Do you know which trim you drove? Like, did they tell you?
01:20:01
>> Yes. >> So, I am not allowed to weigh in on the prices, but yes, I drove the highest end
01:20:07
trim that they plan on shipping in 2026. And when they announced it however many
01:20:12
years ago, what was the price for the people that put in the pre-order? Andrew, I believe you did that, right?
01:20:18
>> The pre-order though was >> it was like 100. >> It was like 100 bucks.
01:20:22
>> But for which trim do you know? Or was it a trim? >> Oh, you didn't get to pick. Okay. You
01:20:26
picked that. >> I thought the whole thing was under 60. >> Oh, that was what I was trying to ask
01:20:31
like what was the number? >> I don't remember. I thought back in the day there was an under 60.
01:20:36
>> I what I mostly see is 45,000. this this whole price promise of like this is
01:20:40
their $45,000 competitor >> if I remember correctly and I could be totally wrong is everyone was saying
01:20:44
under 60 a few years ago which >> makes most people assume the higher trim
01:20:49
would be 59 but that was like you know the like 595 or whatever that is under 60 um
01:20:56
>> I don't know that was two years ago a lot of stuff has changed >> checks
01:20:59
>> these things never come out the price they >> and to be clear the R2 is only coming in
01:21:04
the R1S trim where it's smaller I mean it's a smaller or SUV SUV. Correct.
01:21:10
There's no pickup truck, >> right? >> Uh which yeah, this this is like the
01:21:15
common uh shape of vehicle that especially America just buys a lot of >> in general. And Model Y is most popular
01:21:22
vehicle on Earth for a reason. Like there's a shape in a two row SUV, higher
01:21:25
off the ground type of thing that people like. And this is competing directly with that.
01:21:30
>> So that's out. That's, you know, not too many hot takes about it.
01:21:32
>> I'm just more excited for the R3. Dude, I want the R3U. This is cute. This is cool. Thank you.
01:21:38
Now do R3. >> The R3 is like a foot and a half to two feet shorter than the Model 3. It'll be
01:21:43
even easier to park in Brooklyn. >> You mean lengthwise, right? >> Lengthwise. Yeah. Front to back
01:21:49
>> and wise. You got to really get down to get into that thing. >> Thing about the R2 was
01:21:55
>> they had like the decals on it as like the like >> R2-D2. >> Well, the like camouflage quote unquote.
01:22:01
Like >> it didn't cover any lines. It just still looked exactly the same. It just looked
01:22:06
like it had like a silly paint job on it. >> We all know. I mean, they showed me in
01:22:09
that studio like two years ago or whatever what the R2 is supposed to look like. So, this is now technically an
01:22:15
updated final version, but it's like we already we can see it. It's like it has
01:22:18
a couple stripes on it. Okay, whatever. But we know what the R2 is going to look
01:22:21
like. So, yeah, R2, they got very clever with it. I will say they had some nice Easter eggs. You can see some of them in
01:22:26
Doug Demiro's video, some of them in Zach's video. The charge flap, which is
01:22:32
the back left corner, has a maze in it. People did screenshot the video and fill
01:22:37
out the maze. Doesn't seem to mean anything. >> Just seems like a long
01:22:41
>> top post on our subreddit just says, "This mazeing sucks. >> It doesn't." I cuz I remember I when I
01:22:47
was there and I'm sure someone from Ruby is watching this, I was like, "Please
01:22:50
show me all the Easter eggs." And they're like, "We can't. We all I can
01:22:53
tell you is there's a bunch and I can't explain any of them or show you where
01:22:58
they And we were like, "All right, well, I found the maze. So, can you at least
01:23:01
tell me what the maze means when people fill it out?" They were like, "It's just
01:23:05
a maze. It's just a maze." I was like, "What do you mean it's just a ma? You
01:23:08
spent all this effort like building and designing your own maze and the molding to like hide in the charge port. What is
01:23:13
it?" They wouldn't tell me. So, now that people have filled it out, it seems like
01:23:17
it actually is just a maze and nothing special having to do with unless it's
01:23:20
like a it's just for the whimsy >> topographical map or something. I don't
01:23:24
know. >> There ain't nothing wrong with something that doesn't mean anything.
01:23:26
>> That's fair enough. Well, here's some things that did mean something. In the
01:23:30
window lining of the windshield, there's a little smiley face that looks like a
01:23:34
little yeti smiley face. In the back windows, in the window lining, there's a
01:23:39
little climber. >> Do they mean anything? >> Well, it's an adventure vehicle.
01:23:43
>> Then why are people so mad at the maze? Just a maze. >> Well, it's not really adventure themed
01:23:47
until it means something. Uh, underneath the lining of the center storage, there's a little diagram of like things
01:23:55
that can fit there, like a water bottle and a little camera and a knife, which is kind of cool.
01:23:59
>> Is there a speaker? >> They replaced Sorry, I didn't watch the
01:24:02
video yet. >> They moved the speakers up until like under that front dash. So, they took
01:24:06
them out of the doors actually. >> There's still a flashlight in the door.
01:24:09
>> You know, they know what we want. >> The most important part. Well, that was
01:24:15
the thing about the R2 is how do you take half the price off and still keep all the character of the Rivian like R1
01:24:22
stuff and I thought the flagship was obviously going to go and it stayed. So, that was actually kind of impressive.
01:24:28
>> They also announced an Apple Watch app that you can use to unlock the doors
01:24:30
now. >> Drive >> as if they I mean, >> yeah, you need better key fobs because that's
01:24:37
like my number one complaint. >> Yeah, that is. >> Yeah. Uh, two other Easter eggs. Uh the
01:24:41
molding underneath the windshield wiper fluid uh canister in the car is a small skunk/frog
01:24:50
hybrid animal because that's a >> frog skunk which is a frunk. >> It's a frunk frunk.
01:24:59
>> That means something. >> You should also know that that spot right underneath the front of the
01:25:04
windshield where the windshield wipers are is called the cowl or cowling. And if you uh if you peek in there, there's
01:25:11
also a cow outline of a cowl owl. >> Okay, that's pretty sweet. That's
01:25:16
>> I didn't know David started working at Rivian with all these puns. >> That joke.
01:25:21
>> I love it. >> They know their audience. >> They wouldn't show me or tell me about
01:25:25
any of the rest of them, but that's as many as I was able to find. So, >> wow.
01:25:27
>> Okay. Wait, this is just to be clear, this is going to be on all R2s, not just
01:25:31
these models you've reviewed. >> These Easter eggs? >> Yeah, these Easter eggs.
01:25:34
>> I believe this should be on all of them. >> Okay, that makes me very happy.
01:25:36
>> Yes. Yes. Are you getting an R2, Adam? >> Hell no. I'm getting an R3X.
01:25:40
>> Me, too, baby. Let's go. >> Let's go. You're You're buckled up for
01:25:43
that six-year weight. >> I'm ready. I'm ready. I mean, I'm still
01:25:45
paying off my current car. So, by then, I'll be ready. >> All right. As long as you know. As long
01:25:49
as you know. >> I paid mine off yesterday. >> Well, there's another EV I do want to
01:25:51
bring up to you guys because there's so many weird interesting things about it
01:25:54
that are connected to Waveform. Number one, it's a Ferrari EV. We don't know
01:25:58
what the outside looks like, but it's called the Luc. Luc, I think. Luc. >> Do you have to say it like that?
01:26:04
>> I'm not even going to pronounce it. There's always something Italian with
01:26:06
that. Number two, >> number two, this interior was the first with assistance from Love from, which is
01:26:14
Johnny Ives firm. So, this is potentially the first car interior that Johnny IV has gotten his hands on. And
01:26:22
it's always funny listening to old I think I think Neil's brought this up on
01:26:25
old Vergecasts, which is like all the Apple executives drive Ferraris and all they really want is them to have CarPlay
01:26:32
and like nice. Now they've finally gotten to work with Ferrari. So this is the first time
01:26:36
they've had a direct can in this. But uh there are some videos out there this
01:26:40
like big teaser video or really not a teaser. They show the whole interior of the car and Okay.
01:26:48
Okay. Okay. Okay. >> So many thoughts. Each individual switch and display and UI element is
01:26:58
actually beautiful. >> Right. I don't know. >> But then when >> in isolation
01:27:02
>> in isolation like each button, each switch really clean, really nicely done,
01:27:08
>> but then you zoom out to the whole interior and it looks >> bad. >> Like I think pretty bad. It has this
01:27:18
like retro look to it, which is really nice for my take last week that nostalgia is ruining everyone's taste.
01:27:26
They they went a little bit like confused with the nostalgia. I think >> it's hard to call it nostalgia when it's
01:27:32
like, "Hey, the steering wheel looks kind of old, but also here's an Apple
01:27:35
Watch Ultra right next to it." >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. The tablet looks
01:27:39
like an Apple Watch. A giant Apple Watch Ultra. >> Yeah. But how long ago did the first
01:27:43
Apple Watch come out? >> We're on like the three now. So, probably four years.
01:27:48
>> He's talking about the No, not the Ultra. The original Apple was the 25th,
01:27:52
>> right? It's been like a decade. So, this could still be reminiscent of older
01:27:57
times. >> Yeah, it's it's just a it's a weird I I'm guessing this is not going to be a
01:28:03
cheap car. This is going to be a car that people It's a Ferrari. Like, people
01:28:06
with a lot of money are Ferrari. >> And I just don't know what type of
01:28:11
person wants this. And I say that knowing that a lot of people do actually want retro future. They just want an
01:28:19
electric version of an old car. A lot of people say this a lot, and I'm not sure
01:28:23
how many would actually buy it if it's like small phones where we all say we
01:28:27
want it but we don't buy it but like the old remember the the Buick commercial
01:28:30
where they show the GNX over and over and over again which is like super sick and everyone's like we just want that
01:28:34
but electric and then you show the new Buick and it's like I don't want that.
01:28:38
So the old Volkswagen bus everyone loves that and everyone wishes there was just
01:28:43
an electric version of that but then they had to go modernize a whole bunch of design elements and people want it
01:28:48
less. >> I think that's still true. Like people seem to really like the idea of an old
01:28:52
design that's just electrified >> 100%. >> But this is >> um Yeah, it's it's we I really want to
01:28:59
know what the outside of the car looks. >> I mean, that's kind of why uh Hyundai
01:29:03
Hyundai Hyundai is making the that car that is using >> No, the 74. >> What is it called?
01:29:11
>> Oh, the N74, which they did say is going to be production car, >> but then they aren't doing it. I wonder,
01:29:18
>> aren't they? They keep saying they will, but they keep saying they will never get
01:29:21
into doing it. >> It had like >> hydrogen >> hydrogen fuel cells on whatever.
01:29:26
>> But that was years ago. I've been talking about that like and at first
01:29:29
sick. >> At first they're like it's a concept and then they were like maybe we might do it
01:29:33
and they're like but we probably won't. And then they were like >> it's going to go into production and
01:29:37
then we just haven't heard anything. >> I just think it would be such a huge PR
01:29:40
win if a company would actually do what everyone says we want. I just there's
01:29:45
probably some amount of surveys that they've run or or people who just say they would buy it but wouldn't actually
01:29:50
buy it. >> Yeah. >> You know what's the best thing about this this interior that I'm seeing is
01:29:55
just that there's buttons and knobs. >> Agreed. Yeah. Turns out if it's just not
01:29:59
an iPad, people get excited which is hilarious from Johnny >> I will say like the giant Apple Watch
01:30:05
iPad thing kind of just looks like a knockoff iPad. I don't know. All of this, and I'm not a designer, obviously,
01:30:13
but a lot of this to me is very ugly. Each individual piece is sick. >> The dynamic clock, dude, that like you
01:30:22
can >> Are all dynamic? >> The torque meter that >> all buildings outside, David?
01:30:30
>> The torque meter that changes based on what mode you're in is sick. I will say
01:30:34
if I was able to just like buy this tablet and stick it into my car, I would 100% do it.
01:30:39
>> It's so ugly. >> No, it's sick as hell. >> Oh my god.
01:30:43
>> It's >> This is like so on the line of like >> good and bad that I feel like if I have
01:30:49
any response to it, it'll either be like, "You don't like it cuz you can't
01:30:51
afford it or >> you don't know anything about Ferraris." Yeah. Like what? I lose saying anything
01:30:57
about this car. >> The launch mode. Did you see the thing about the launch mode where you like you
01:31:01
pull the handle in? >> Hold on. Do you put and then everything like turns orange?
01:31:06
>> It looks sick in isolation. It looks awesome. >> This is the key, I think.
01:31:11
>> Yeah. >> Yeah. The key is a little mini like juice box. >> Fits in like the little piece like this
01:31:15
is the key cuz later down here it shows the key. >> That's pretty cool.
01:31:19
>> Oh my. There's a lot of scrolling on this website. >> Yeah. Something that I did think was
01:31:23
cool is that they made like a book series about the development of this car. That's like four books. They like
01:31:29
Johnny I've like developed with his team and apparently they do that on every
01:31:33
project and I think that's very cool >> and you know I'm happy for them.
01:31:37
>> Remember when they announced CarPlay Ultra and all the things popped up in
01:31:40
the in the ad and they were like, "Oh, this is so cool. It looks so pretty."
01:31:44
And then all the car makers were like, "No, we're not doing that. We don't know
01:31:46
where we got that from." Does this actually exist or are these just a bunch
01:31:51
of pretty renders that they did and put on a website? >> This is the interior reveal of Ferrari
01:31:56
has said that they're going to make an electric car. This is the interior reveal of their eventual electric car.
01:32:01
They will at some point reveal the exterior and the price and the specs and all the rest of that stuff, but this is
01:32:06
a car that they've said they're going to actually make. >> But none of these are pictures. They're
01:32:10
like videos. There are videos. >> Yeah, there I I'll show you I'll send
01:32:14
you one on Twitter or something. But >> of like an actual >> like someone driving it or inside it?
01:32:18
>> No, just the they've like taken the interior and like put it in a studio and
01:32:22
like the people hit the buttons themselves and they sound really nice and stuff. We got to talk about the
01:32:26
binnacle, man. >> What's that? >> What's the binnacle? >> Dials are sick, man.
01:32:31
>> What? >> The binnacle is what they're calling the gauge cluster behind the steering wheel.
01:32:34
A binnacle is You ever seen on like an old timey boat, there's like that tower
01:32:38
right by the helm >> that has like a compass and maybe like a clock. >> Oh, does it have one of those?
01:32:43
>> No, but they're calling the gauge cluster the binnacle. And I like saying
01:32:46
the word binnacle. >> Like pinnacle sort of. >> Yeah. >> Sure. Yeah. Yeah.
01:32:52
>> Yeah, man. I I like each individual piece. I hate the whole thing, though.
01:32:55
I'm also very curious like there's so many screens that are sort of hidden in
01:32:58
this car and I'm very curious if you're going to be able to see bezels. >> That's a great question.
01:33:03
>> That's gonna make a big difference about how tacky it looks. >> Is this just running Android
01:33:07
>> OLED? That would be really funny. >> Definitely is. >> I hope it's almost positive.
01:33:13
>> You would be you would be rational to think that such an expensive car has to
01:33:17
use the latest tech and screens, but if you look at any other Ferrari, >> are they all LCDs?
01:33:22
>> They don't look great. Yeah, I would not trust Ferrari to go and write Horse OS,
01:33:27
you know, like that's not that's not what I would want to use. Yeah. >> Yeah. I It's It's weird. Anyway, that
01:33:33
that ends my Ferrari crash out for now. >> All right. >> My turn. >> Yeah.
01:33:37
>> Andrew brought you guys another game. >> Buckle up, guys. >> Yeah. It's called How Long Can You
01:33:40
Listen to Me Crash Out about >> Super Bowl. >> Yo, Andrew, did you see like Olympic
01:33:45
figure skating the other day? >> I've I have not had internet for a very
01:33:49
long time, and that is the start of my crash out. >> Well, sure. But I want to open this with
01:33:53
a question to you guys. >> Okay. >> If at your house a wire connecting to the
01:34:03
telephone pole >> I'm going stop you right there. Three of us don't have houses.
01:34:07
>> I know. But just imagine. Okay. Just imagine. >> Imagine. >> Uhhuh. You and your family live in a
01:34:13
house. >> I'm going stop you right there. >> I do not have a family. A wire is down
01:34:19
across your driveway and you contact the company that deals with that wire. >> Three of us do not have drive. I'm
01:34:27
sorry. I'm so >> How fast do you think that company should come to deal with that wire?
01:34:32
>> Is it a live wire? >> How am I supposed to know? I'm not an expert.
01:34:36
>> Well, this is the internet. Your internet went down. So, it's not like a
01:34:39
power line. >> Okay. So, >> a wire has come down from >> a wire has come down from a telephone
01:34:45
pole. >> Okay. Do you feel confident enough that that is a power wire or a cable wire?
01:34:50
>> I don't know. It >> sounds like it's cable. >> Okay. I only know it is a cable wire
01:34:54
because >> here I'll I'll paint the picture. >> Andrew, in the video showed me there's a
01:34:59
transformer on the pole. Instantly >> I'll explain a little further. This is
01:35:05
the This is on Saturday. >> Remember, we're recording this Wednesday. That will help in this story.
01:35:10
On Saturday, uh this big tree in front of my yard, it's a very tall, skinny tree. It's probably like 50 or 60 ft
01:35:16
tall. Pine tree is swaying in the winds because we have had super super cold days, lots and lots of ice. And on
01:35:24
Saturday we had one of the coldest days of the year including wind gusts of like
01:35:28
40 to 50 miles an hour. So like 11:00 a.m. there's two of these trees standing
01:35:33
next to each other and I noticed one is significantly leaning more than the other. I also have pictures, Adam, will
01:35:39
give them to you if you're watching. you can see this to the point where there's
01:35:41
this like bulge coming out of the ground and I'm like >> next to the tree that looks bad and I
01:35:46
realize that the root system is pulling up on this tree. So I immediately call um our power company and say this tree
01:35:51
is going to fall down and is most likely going to hit a a telephone pole. >> Mhm.
01:35:56
>> Within an hour I'm sitting at my bay window and I hear the gust of wind and I
01:36:00
look out and I watch the tree come down and snap the telephone pole in half. Yeah. It hit the wires. Not even the
01:36:06
pole. The wires so hard >> that the telephone pole about a third of the way up, snapped clean off the whole
01:36:12
telephone pole flips upside down because the transformer and all the wires are at
01:36:16
the top. It is now hanging in the road >> and a tree is across my driveway and
01:36:20
across the road. >> Mhm. >> Um, so I do what I should have done. I first call the fire I first call 911
01:36:28
because there's active wires down in the middle of the road. Then I call the
01:36:31
power company to tell them what's happening. Then I call Xfinity. >> Did you lose power when I
01:36:36
>> immediately? >> Okay. Yeah. >> Um also, so at the telephone pole, it's
01:36:40
technically across the street. No sparks. >> Oh, >> but it's across the street,
01:36:44
>> but there's a wire that comes and then runs into a telephone pole between me
01:36:47
and my neighbor's house to then split off how we get our utilities. >> Um so
01:36:54
dispatcher obviously picks up, I talk to a real person, power company, I talk to
01:36:57
a real person, Xfinity, who's my cable company, I tell them about it. and through their automated services at
01:37:04
1800xfinity is just um you think it literally is like would you like to report a down and potentially
01:37:12
dangerous wire? Do you want me to text you a way to submit this? And at this point I'm like I just want my power
01:37:19
back. I will just take the ticket and submit it. >> So that happens. The power company fixes
01:37:25
this telephone pole by 10 p.m. It was still a really long time of being really cold at home cuz I had no power. Um, but
01:37:32
they get that stuff done. Then the next day, my wires, >> Saturday was the coldest day we had.
01:37:36
>> It was the coldest day we've had. I could felt like see my breath inside my
01:37:40
house. Um, we sent Claire and Lane to uh someone else's house and they stayed
01:37:45
there. Um, this is all going to end with me talking about customer service and how
01:37:51
every large company is a bunch ofing cowards and that they use customer service to just deal with all of it. Um,
01:37:57
but okay, I'm going to try and go as fast as I can here. Next day, Sunday, I
01:38:02
realized there's still a wire across my driveway. The only reason I know this is
01:38:04
not a dangerous wire is because I personally talked to one of the power company people and they say, "We did all
01:38:09
our wires. The wire left down on your driveway right now is the cable companies and we you're not going to
01:38:15
deal with it. Sorry." Um, so then I call that day Xfinity. The problem with
01:38:21
Xfinity's horrific call answering service or whatever it is is it connects you to pretty much no one until you at
01:38:30
at some point can get to technical customer support. The people who are like trying to help you troubleshoot
01:38:34
your router and everything. First guy tells me someone will be there today between 6:00 and 11. And at that point
01:38:40
I'm like that feels like way too long for a wire to be down. So I get mad and
01:38:44
then no one shows up that day. And so then I call the next day and they were like, "Oh, no one showed up. Uh, they're
01:38:52
supposed to be here at 10 to 12. Call us later if no one shows up." I called them
01:38:55
later, no one shows up. They're like, "Oh, it's scheduled for tomorrow." And
01:38:58
then yesterday I call again. They're like, "Oh, 10 to 12, 12:00." I actually did get an automated
01:39:05
thing saying like, "They'll be a little late today. I call again at 5:00 p.m.
01:39:09
Oh, the schedule's for tomorrow now." >> Oh my god. No one can connect me to the
01:39:14
like >> actual person, >> the technicians that are doing the exterior things. Every time they're just
01:39:18
like, "Well, we're just technical support. There's nothing we can do." And
01:39:21
I go, "What's the line for customer service?" And they say, "It's 1800
01:39:25
xfinity." Which is how I got to those people in the first place. Um I super
01:39:31
TLDDR. I'm not proud of how many times I freaked out at people on the phone. I
01:39:36
mean, I probably have spent six to eight hours on the telephone in the last three
01:39:40
or four days. Marquez came in the other day at me like locking >> the hold for me.
01:39:44
>> Yeah. >> No, no. Physically talking to people for that long trying to get anything done.
01:39:49
Um >> it's just literally nothing can happen. No one can connect me to any of these
01:39:55
technicians. None of these technicians are calling me to tell me they're just
01:39:58
not going to show up that day. It's in It's got to be the worst customer
01:40:03
service I've ever dealt with. And we all know that Comcast and Xfinity sucks.
01:40:06
>> Yep. But this is not just them. Like if you think about it, most places now if there's customer service,
01:40:15
you get this crappy answering machine of like, here's a bunch of different options that take you nowhere, hang the
01:40:20
phone up on you all the time. And when you talk to someone, it's a call center
01:40:23
that probably can't help you. And those poor people on that side are definitely
01:40:27
just getting screamed at for nothing that they >> Why don't you just change your provider?
01:40:31
We have plenty of options. Oh my god, >> it's I literally don't have any other
01:40:35
provider option in my area except for I think their Spectrum and it offers 25 down as their max. Um, so I don't have
01:40:43
another option, but uh >> California has a lot of laws around this. So >> I would kill from
01:40:48
>> in San Francisco and Santa Cruz. In Santa Cruz we had Cruise Net and we had
01:40:51
Gigabit before anybody else had gigabit because there was like 20 different options just in Santa Cruz which is like
01:40:57
a town of like not that many people. If I had kind of say that having multiple options creates competition, which then
01:41:03
>> Marquez, careful. >> Yeah, it's like >> Marz, competition is bad. Competition is
01:41:07
bad. We need to own people. >> Are you saying you could bust trusts? Is that what you're saying?
01:41:13
>> Wait a second. >> Wait, what if we did that? >> Yeah. >> I What if we had more than one option?
01:41:20
>> Have you ever guys played that game? It's kind of old. You have to like you
01:41:24
own the stuff and then you keep and then you own more stuff. >> Yeah. Wait, how do you win that game?
01:41:29
>> You don't. You just hate each other. >> Everyone gives up. >> Oh, I know how you win. You just make
01:41:34
sure you're the only option. >> I think it's called monopoly because it
01:41:37
means one. >> That's why there's only one poly market. >> There are two. There's Ki as well.
01:41:43
>> I never mind. >> I want to say I appreciate you guys because I'm still fuming thinking about
01:41:46
this and it's like helping me not look like as much of an idiot. >> Crazy. It's crazy.
01:41:50
>> Can I tell you some of the funniest things that I dealt with in these calls?
01:41:54
One of them was >> me on the phone with somebody and then getting a text message from Exfinity
01:41:59
saying, "Service in your area has been restored." That really helps. >> Oh, yeah.
01:42:03
>> I had one person say, >> I kept just asking. They were like, "Oh,
01:42:09
the the appointment with the external technician is for 10 to 12 tomorrow."
01:42:12
And I was like, "Can I get any confirmation for that? Can you send me an email?" No, we're not able to do
01:42:17
that. And then one of them said, "We can do that." And I said, "Well, I haven't
01:42:21
gotten it yet." And she said, "Is your internet working?" I said, "No, the wire
01:42:26
is down across the road." And she said, "Well, you didn't get the email cuz you
01:42:29
don't have internet." And I was like, "I'm calling you on my phone." Like,
01:42:33
this is this is the point where I I tried to keep my cool for so long cuz I knew and I was just hoping someone could
01:42:39
give me a number somewhere, but then they basically just lie to me >> and like basically call me an idiot. And
01:42:45
then I just start freaking out and I was not nice. And I feel bad because it's
01:42:51
not their fault because Xfinity is using a bunch of >> labor somewhere else
01:42:56
>> as punching complete as punching bags to completely dodge any responsibility
01:43:01
which then just makes me even more mad. So honestly, anyone out there, if you have Xfinity and can change, do it
01:43:09
because that place sucks. Even though everywhere else probably sucks. But what I would give
01:43:14
>> I know what I would give for Verizon FiOS >> who are probably almost just as bad.
01:43:20
>> Yeah, Verizon as a FiOS customer. I promise you the FiOS customer service is
01:43:25
so laughable. Like the ways they have managed to screw me over, >> dude. But I have an Andrew, I have an
01:43:31
Infinity story for you that I think I told once like years ago on the podcast, but you know, we're just going to tell
01:43:36
it again because I I hate Xfinity. I was paying an insane amount of money for Infinity Gigabit. Like $80, $990 a
01:43:44
month. >> Oh, I paid freaking way more than that for their like 1,200. Yeah.
01:43:49
>> Yeah. I never ever ever got more than 100 megabytes down ever. And most of the
01:43:54
time I was in the low30s. >> Sounds like >> And uh and we would complain to Xfinity
01:43:59
every day like, why are we paying all this money if you just cannot deliver the right service? And every day they'd
01:44:04
be like, we don't know what's going on. It must be you somehow. Oh, like you
01:44:08
need to get a new router, you need to do this. We'd be like, "No, no, no, no, no.
01:44:12
Don't lie to me." And after months of this, we were talking to someone via the
01:44:16
like live chat >> at Xfinity and they go, "Hold on, give me one sec. Test your internet speed
01:44:23
now. Gigabit. >> Gigabit up. Gigabit." It was like crazy. We were like, "Wait a second. How did
01:44:28
you do that?" >> They were like, "Uh, I can't really say."
01:44:31
>> Yeah. >> And chat, >> similar story. 4 days later, internet
01:44:35
speed goes back down to 30. >> What happened? We get back on the live chat talking. We're like, "No, no, you
01:44:41
fix someone fixed it last time." They're like, "There's no way to fix it."
01:44:44
Finally, we got them to admit we texted them. You have a button on your dashboard that says, "Give us gigabit."
01:44:52
And you're just refusing to hit it because your boss said not to. And the guy goes, "Yes, period. I'm sorry.
01:44:58
Period." Ends the chat. >> Oh my god. God, >> that's similar
01:45:04
>> I not with the not with all the proof but I had a similar story briefly in
01:45:07
college I had like horrible there was like two possible service whatever providers and I'm pretty sure it was
01:45:12
Comcast was the first one and I was getting like >> and Comcast with a wig on the second one
01:45:16
yeah basically I was getting like three down or whatever and it was it kept going in and out have like internet
01:45:21
outages and I just called them and I was like cancel my service cancel it now cancel it I don't I don't even want to
01:45:26
bother like working with you just cancel it and they're like no please please
01:45:29
please we can upgrade you for free we'll that's when they start like offering
01:45:32
bargains They're like, "We'll upgrade you for a discount." I was like, "Cancel
01:45:35
it. I don't care." And they're like, "Okay, we'll just put you on the highest
01:45:38
tier plan and we won't have to change anything else." And I was like, "Fine."
01:45:42
And I hung up and immediately my internet was like 300 up and down with zero changes to price or anything else.
01:45:49
I was like, "This could have been my situation the entire time, but they hold
01:45:52
you in the little box as long as they can." >> Yeah. >> So, it's true.
01:45:56
So, real quick then I my neighbors who also are missing internet when they called them they said, "Oh, we don't see
01:46:04
any other outages. It must be something in your house, but we can't get a home
01:46:08
technician there till Wednesday." This is on Sunday while I'm screaming at
01:46:12
someone on the phone saying there's wires down and they know the they're
01:46:16
telling me there's no reported outage. Right now, I think it actually got fixed
01:46:20
and I only know that because my neighbor texted me during this podcast saying, "Hey, our internet's back up." I think
01:46:25
it might be working. Still, not a single technician has called me or done anything. If I go home and that wire is
01:46:31
on the ground, >> boy, >> I don't know what's going on. >> When I got my FIOS installed, they
01:46:36
didn't show up on like the first 3 days. They were said they were supposed to
01:46:40
show up. And I kept being like, "Hey, they said they were going to show up between these hours and they didn't."
01:46:44
And then when the guy eventually came, he's like, "Oh yeah, like if we take too
01:46:47
long in another job, we just don't come." And I was like, "But do you tell
01:46:50
anyone who tells me?" And they're like, "No, >> my bio."
01:46:53
>> Okay. my FIOS technician took 9 and a half hours to put FiOS in my house. I
01:46:59
don't know why. Like he didn't do anything. And then there's a bunch of
01:47:02
other stuff that happened while he was there that was like so crazy. I was like, "This is insane." But I will say
01:47:07
>> I got a lot of really nice tools out of it because he left like half of his
01:47:11
stuff at my apartment, including his hard hat. So I have a Verizon I have a Verizon hard hat now, which I'm like
01:47:17
really into. >> That's cool. >> Yeah. Do you know the hours they gave
01:47:20
me? 6:00 a.m. to 11:00 p.m. and then say, "Someone must be home when they show up." I was like, "That is not
01:47:26
happening. You're fixing this." >> That is silly. I'm sorry. >> They So, they basically have expected me
01:47:32
to miss 3 days of work. >> Yeah. They often assume you don't have a job. They're like, "You must just be
01:47:37
home all day, right? >> You're good. You're home all day. Cool."
01:47:39
Cuz yeah, we'll show anytime. >> Honestly, you have a job. Just use the
01:47:42
internet at work, >> idiot. I mean, I guess I was thinking of the scenario where if I didn't get to
01:47:48
talk to the power person to know that that wire down was not electrically charged.
01:47:53
>> At this point, I would have had to call the fire department probably to come get
01:47:55
it. But like >> I asked every single person I talked to like, >> "Is this is this wire dangerous?" And
01:48:03
they were usually like, "Yes, it's dangerous." I was like, "Do you think
01:48:05
you should get someone to come here right away?" And they're like, "Well, I
01:48:07
guess if maybe it's just the power or if it's just the cable line, then that
01:48:12
doesn't have electricity flowing through And I was like, "Do you trust me knowing
01:48:15
if that's the power?" I didn't tell them. I knew it was the But like I had
01:48:18
people basically telling me, "Oh, you could cross over the power line. Don't
01:48:23
worry about it." >> Damn. >> Which seems like an insane liability for
01:48:26
>> So, is your car not in the driveway? >> I've I knew it was safe, so I've rolled
01:48:30
over it since then. But it's uh But that's only because of the power people.
01:48:34
But I wasn't telling them that. I was trying to get them toing clean up a wire
01:48:37
or actually show up. >> Well, I feel it. >> I'm titling this the Crash Out episode.
01:48:42
Thanks for thanks for tuning in to our crash out our weekly crash out podcast. >> The one where everyone crashes out.
01:48:48
>> Um you Xfinity. >> Seriously, like I I >> plus one. >> Yes.
01:48:53
>> And you Sam Alman too. >> While we're at it, >> I don't like any of your Ferraris
01:48:59
either. >> And your binnacle. >> I need Adam to say Adam, who are you mad
01:49:05
at? >> Ring >> right now. WhatsApp. But that's a story for another.
01:49:09
>> I thought he was gonna say all of you for making this an impossible episode to
01:49:12
edit afterwards. >> That too. >> Wait, what did WhatsApp do really quick?
01:49:17
>> Bro, I can't get into this right now. Tune in next week. >> WhatsApp.
01:49:22
>> Subscribe to find out what WhatsApp did. >> Um, really quickly related to WhatsApp.
01:49:28
Really quickly, there's a funny thing that happened where uh do you guys remember when chatbt was in WhatsApp
01:49:33
randomly all of a sudden? >> Mhm. Well, it was >> I don't remember.
01:49:37
>> Well, it was >> okay. I only remember Meta AI being in WhatsApp. >> Also, also Chad JBT was and then Meta
01:49:44
was like, "Oh, no." And then they took it out because they they were like,
01:49:48
"Nobody else can have AI AIS in WhatsApp now." >> Isn't that like anti-competitive or
01:49:52
something? >> Yeah. And then the European Commission very quickly was like, "Uh-uh. Uh-uh."
01:50:00
And now they are passing legislation to force Meta to allow AI other. >> No, they're saving our asses about
01:50:07
everything. Greenland, >> come on. A lot of stuff. >> Competent government is crazy.
01:50:13
>> It's crazy. Anyway, it would be great. >> Come get your boy Xfinity over here. We
01:50:17
need you at EU. >> Yeah. European Union, please come break up Comcast. Can we have the city of
01:50:25
Philadelphia somehow join the EU so that podcast is like under EU jurisdiction now? Like
01:50:31
>> that would be crazy. They've just moved it there. >> There was a Jersey, now there's New
01:50:35
Jersey. There's going to be like New Philadelphia. New Philly. >> New Philadelphia. New York.
01:50:38
>> New New York. >> It's about time for uh some trivia. >> I forgot we had trivia.
01:50:45
>> This is a crazy episode, dude. God, >> you know, I am feeling like I went a
01:50:52
little too far. Um, so because I said you Sam Alman, I'm going to change my trivia question. Feel like at a certain
01:50:59
point I got to draw the line. So, um, today's new trivia question. >> What was the answer?
01:51:03
>> The answer was 6.8 gawatt, which is >> so we can round it up to seven. So
01:51:08
that's 70% of what Sam Alman says it would take to >> cure cancer or tutor every child.
01:51:14
>> Is that with the full capacity or the 30% capacity? That's full capacity.
01:51:18
>> That's with the flux capacitor. >> That's with the flux capacity.
01:51:20
>> Very cool. Very cool. >> How that translates to gigawatt hours. I
01:51:24
I don't know. But the trivia question I do know the answer to is was inspired
01:51:29
actually by something David said earlier this episode. >> Which was about the band.
01:51:34
>> Straight line manifesto. >> No. >> Three doors down. >> Three.
01:51:37
>> You too. You too. >> You too. >> Specifically, you two is now forever
01:51:43
associated with Apple because they put that one album out. And there was a YouTube edition iPod that got sold.
01:51:50
>> That's different than the red edition though, right? >> I think
01:51:52
>> the product redu Apple >> like this. >> Yeah, homies. >> It's like Tim Cook and that guy with the
01:52:00
shoes. >> However, >> yeah, >> Samsung and you two's lineup share one
01:52:08
thing in common. What is that thing? >> What? What do you mean by lineup? That's
01:52:13
it. That's the question. Oh, >> David, I'm not going to give you the
01:52:22
answer. Stop staring at me like that. >> Yeah, I don't know anything about you
01:52:25
two, so that's going to be for me. >> What I'm really confused about is I kind
01:52:29
of thought David would nail this one. I kind of thought this was a a David a David layup.
01:52:34
>> That means it's a pun. >> I wrote down the only thing I know about
01:52:38
you two. So, >> please, I hope yours just says Bono. I just don't know anything about
01:52:47
YouTube. So, >> is that it? >> Uh uh. >> No. >> Uh Andrew,
01:52:54
>> I didn't write anything. >> All right. Uh David >> Galaxy. No. Uh
01:52:59
>> Sunday. Bloody Sunday. >> You were closest. The answer is the Edge, which is the name of the lead
01:53:05
guitarist in the band. >> That's cool. >> YouTube and the thin phone.
01:53:10
>> The S25. >> I mean, Viva Levita, you know. was listening the podcast and
01:53:15
immediately because they know a lot about YouTube, they immediately went through and they're like, "Oh yeah, the
01:53:20
Edge. I know this. They're all going to get >> You would have to both know a lot about
01:53:23
YouTube and be aware of the current lineup of Samsung Galaxy folks." >> Well, the Edge line thing has been in
01:53:28
the lineup for a very long time. Galaxy S6 Edge, Galaxy Note Edge. >> Note Edge.
01:53:32
>> Shout out to the Note Edge. That thing was insane. >> I didn't know that his guitarist was
01:53:36
named the Edge or that their guitarist was named the Edge. >> I thought Bono just played all of the
01:53:40
instruments. >> Is Bono his real name? Is Bono joy? >> That's gonna trigger someone. I can.
01:53:48
>> Next question. But first, quick update on the score. >> Of course.
01:53:52
>> Wait, did Marquez get that point? >> No. No. >> Okay. >> Marquez with 14. Speaking of which,
01:53:56
>> David with 16. >> Whoa. >> Andrew still carrying the one with 17.
01:54:01
>> I don't think David and I's points have changed in a very >> No, it's been a while. Just
01:54:04
>> I think No, you had a great Yeah. Yeah. Ever since you complained about not
01:54:09
getting any points, I don't think David and I have gotten any. >> It's voodoo magic.
01:54:13
>> Questions are hard. >> Okay, the next question. >> Yeah. >> In 2024, one company accidentally broke
01:54:19
the record for the most viewed YouTube video in 24 hours. What was that company?
01:54:25
>> Company. >> Was this in 2024? >> It was in 2024. >> David, can you put the put that down
01:54:31
because you keep blocking your face. Thank you. >> Sorry. >> Oh, I forgot about this.
01:54:36
>> I know. Me, too. Oh, me too. I was wondering if they would remember because
01:54:40
I completely blanked on it. >> I feel like I remember the story but not the specifics. H you know
01:54:48
>> that I'm wrong. >> Uh I didn't even write anything. >> Flip them and read. What do you got?
01:54:55
>> Write it. >> Well, >> Marquez, what'd you put? >> Uh Rockstar,
01:55:01
>> like the energy drink. >> No, the Gil accident. >> You didn't write anything?
01:55:07
I I panicked. Xfinity. He >> was just thinking about >> I put OnePlus for when um when they ran
01:55:17
Marquez's entire video as an ad. >> Oh, yeah. No, not that. That's a good
01:55:21
guess, though. >> But that was like the OnePlus 6. >> I didn't know you were such a OnePlus
01:55:23
show, Marquez. >> That was like the OnePlus 6 or something. >> Yeah, it was a while ago. It was also an
01:55:28
accidentally published trailer for something. It was a April Fool's joke that Discord did that it was a 17se
01:55:36
second video that was on loop in their servers and it accidentally crossed over the line and YouTube had to like take
01:55:43
away that. >> It was like a popup thing. So it's like it's they basically botted the views
01:55:48
because like it was embedded into 1.4 billion views in 24 hours. >> Oh my god.
01:55:54
>> I did not did not hear that story. Well, if glitch unlocked >> the worst thing Discord's ever done,
01:56:01
maybe next to this face recognition stuff is adding these stupid little pop-ups in the corner that you always
01:56:06
have to be like, I don't want to do a quest right now. Shut up. It's an ad or
01:56:10
whatever. A new feature. >> Wow. >> That kind of defines 2026. >> Yeah.
01:56:14
>> Yeah. Side quest. >> Is it an ad or a feature? >> Do a quest to find out.
01:56:20
>> It's 2026. >> Well, thank you for tuning in to the Crash Out podcast. We appreciate your
01:56:24
time. Next week we'll be crashing out about a slightly different set of things.
01:56:28
>> Yeah, >> possibly. >> WhatsApp will be on the list of course.
01:56:32
And then just keeps keep in touch with the news. Maybe we'll get an idea of what we're going to crash out to next.
01:56:37
>> If you're still here, >> kudos. >> Quadfold. >> That means we appreciate you already cuz
01:56:42
you're probably already subscribed. But if you haven't already, get subscribed.
01:56:45
See you guys in the next episode. Peace. Goodbye. >> Waveform is produced by Adamolina and
01:56:50
Ellis Roven. We're a part of the Vox Media Podcast Network. And our charter music was Vain Sil.
01:57:01
>> Am I the only one in this room who has not met Reggie Watts andor knows who he
01:57:05
is? >> He was at a football player, right? No.

Episode Highlights

  • Weather Apps Discussion
    The hosts share their thoughts on weather apps and user suggestions.
    “Thank you for all the weather suggestions.”
    @ 03m 34s
    February 13, 2026
  • Anthropic's Super Bowl Ads
    Anthropic released humorous ads about AI, prompting reactions from OpenAI's Sam Altman.
    “Very funny, very good ads.”
    @ 15m 06s
    February 13, 2026
  • The Ring Camera Controversy
    A new feature raises privacy concerns about pet tracking through neighborhood cameras.
    “If you can watch pets, what else can you find through this?”
    @ 30m 33s
    February 13, 2026
  • Amazon's Financial Influence
    Exploring Amazon's financial ties to the Melania movie and implications for trust.
    “I think it’s pretty obvious where a lot of this money is going.”
    @ 34m 05s
    February 13, 2026
  • Discord's Face Scanning Controversy
    Discord announces face scanning for age verification, sparking backlash among users.
    “There’s something so funny about Discord being for gamers and them not wanting their face.”
    @ 42m 03s
    February 13, 2026
  • Silicon Carbon Batteries Explained
    An exploration of the risks and benefits of silicon carbon batteries in smartphones.
    “It's a story of corporate risk assessment, which is not the most interesting thing.”
    @ 49m 21s
    February 13, 2026
  • Understanding Battery Safety
    Insights into battery testing and safety protocols from an industry expert.
    “You have competitors in the space that will attack your supply chain.”
    @ 01h 02m 20s
    February 13, 2026
  • Samsung's Note 7 Incident
    Reflecting on the infamous Note 7 explosions and its impact on Samsung's reputation.
    “I only exploded 96 times. It's not that big a deal.”
    @ 01h 13m 18s
    February 13, 2026
  • Rivian R2 Features
    The Rivian R2 features clever Easter eggs and a unique design.
    “They know what we want.”
    @ 01h 24m 11s
    February 13, 2026
  • The Tree Collapse Incident
    A tree falls, snapping a telephone pole and causing chaos.
    “I watch the tree come down and snap the telephone pole in half.”
    @ 01h 36m 00s
    February 13, 2026
  • Frustrating Customer Service
    Endless calls to Xfinity lead to no resolution and mounting frustration.
    “It's got to be the worst customer service I've ever dealt with.”
    @ 01h 40m 01s
    February 13, 2026
  • YouTube and the Edge
    The conversation reveals the connection between YouTube and the band U2's guitarist, the Edge.
    “The answer is the Edge, which is the name of the lead guitarist in the band.”
    @ 01h 53m 02s
    February 13, 2026

Episode Quotes

  • I was in a t-shirt this morning.
    Does Marques Hate OnePlus?
  • Wow.
    Does Marques Hate OnePlus?
  • Why do you hate OnePlus so much?
    Does Marques Hate OnePlus?
  • It's your race to lose.
    Does Marques Hate OnePlus?
  • I love it.
    Does Marques Hate OnePlus?
  • This is a crazy episode, dude.
    Does Marques Hate OnePlus?

Key Moments

  • Anthropic Ads Reaction15:10
  • 11 Paragraphs of Poop15:40
  • Commercials Taking Shots16:46
  • Supply Chain Issues1:02:20
  • Tree Collapse1:36:00
  • Customer Service Nightmare1:40:01
  • New Philadelphia1:50:37
  • Final Scores1:53:56

Tension Over Time

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