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I'm going to say something which is really embarrassing here. I know nothing
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about menstrual cycles. At no point in my life did anybody teach me about menstrual cycles. The only
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>> insight I have in my life to what a menstrual cycle is is overhearing my
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sister when I was younger talking about it. Yeah. >> And when I say overhearing, I mean maybe
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a sentence and then >> maybe my girlfriend once in a while she'll say, "Oh, I'm coming into my
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cycle or whatever." She'll say, "I'm on my period." That's for most men. That's
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in fact the extent of the e education we have about the female reproductive menstrual cycles.
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>> Yeah. >> So talk to me like I'm an idiot about the menstrual cycle.
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>> Yeah. >> How long is it? >> Oh, I love this. Um and do you know that
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most women don't know? >> Oh, really? >> So I mean most women are ignorant to
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their own cycle. So it's 28 days anywhere from 28 days to 32. Every woman has a different length.
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>> Okay. And what day does the period come on? >> Day one. So day one is the first day she
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bleeds. >> Okay. That last for what? Seven days. Uh, everyone's different. Anywhere from
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3 to 7. >> Between day 2 and 12 is when to pick my battles. >> Yes. So, day two, you're going to start
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to see her emerge a little more gregarious. She may be a little more outgoing. As she get closer to day 12,
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you want to go party with her. You want to take her out, make her feel good, like that's the time to whine and dine
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her. So, day 12 is right when she's ovulating. So, you're going to have to
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choose your battle there. But, ovulation occurs for most women between day 10 and
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day 15. There's a small little fiveday window. That's when her libido is going
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to be the highest. >> Okay. So, we're having sex one day. >> So, if you want to have sex with her,
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>> I'm just writing this down. Have sex with her around that time. >> Around that time,
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>> if she's willing, >> she Yeah. She's going to be more motivated cuz she has testosterone.
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She's going to feel more like it. >> Okay. Then after she finishes ovulating
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after day 15. >> Yeah. So, then there's going to be a crash of hormones. You might see a
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change in her personality. She might feel a little low. If she's having a bummer day like or a low day, ask her,
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"Do you know what day of your cycle you on?" >> Be really nice. be really nice.
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>> And then here's the gold. Here's gold. This is so good. You're going to have to
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report back to me how this works. >> Around day 17 or 18, progesterone's
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coming in. >> This is where you got to give her foot rubs. You got to be extra special and
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cater her like she's the queen that she deserves to be. >> Let me just write that down. Hire
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butler. >> You could hire a butler. You could massage her. You could tell her
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wonderful things because as progesterone's coming in, she needs more nurturing.
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>> Okay. So, all my compliments, that's where I Yes. >> pull out the notepad.
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>> But what you need to know is she's probably going to be like, if you're
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like, "Oh, you look so beautiful today." She might at that time be like, "No, I
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feel horrible. I'm bloated. I don't feel beautiful." But you >> and I should disagree.
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>> Yeah, you should disagree. Yeah, >> I should disagree. I should say, "No,
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you don't. You look amazing." Okay, cool. And you do that till she bleeds.
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And you take amazing care of her in the back the week before her period and you will get kudos like you you can't even
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imagine. >> And then start it all over again. >> And then start it all over again. Got
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you.