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I'm going to say something which is really embarrassing here. I know nothing about menstrual cycles. At no point in
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my life did anybody teach me about menstrual cycles. The only insight I have in my life to what a
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menstrual cycle is is overhearing my sister when I was younger talking about it. Yeah.
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And when I say overhearing, I mean maybe a sentence and then maybe my girlfriend once in a while
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she'll say, "Oh, I'm coming into my cycle." Or whatever. She'll say, "I'm on my period." That's for most men. That's
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in fact the extent of the e education we have about the female reproductive menstrual cycles.
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Yeah. So talk to me like I'm an idiot about the menstrual cycle. Yeah. How long is it?
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Oh, I love this. Um, and do you know that most women don't know? Oh, really? So, I mean, most women are ignorant to
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their own cycle. So, it's 28 days, anywhere from 28 days to 32. Every woman has a different length.
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Okay. And what day does the period come on? Day one. So, day one is the first day
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she bleeds. Okay. That lasts for what? Seven days. Uh, everyone's different. Anywhere from
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3 to 7. Between day 2 and 12 is when to pick my battles. Yes. So, day two, you're going to start
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to see her emerge a little more gregarious. She may be a little more outgoing. As she get closer to day 12,
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you want to go party with her. You want to take her out, make her feel good. Like, that's the time to whine and dine
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her. So, day 12 is right when she's ovulating. So, you're going to have to choose your battle there. But, ovulation
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occurs for most women between day 10 and day 15. There's a small little fiveday window. That's when her libido is going
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to be the highest. Okay. So, we're having sex on day. So, if you want to have sex with her,
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I'm just writing this down. Have sex with her around that time. Around that time,
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if she's willing, she Yeah. She's going to be more motivated cuz she has testosterone.
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She's going to feel more like it. Okay. Then after she finishes ovulating after day 15.
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Yeah. So, then there's going to be a crash of hormones. You might see a change in her personality. She might
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feel a little low. If she's having a bummer day like or a low day, ask her, "Do you know what day of your cycle are
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you on?" Be really nice. be really nice. Really nice. And then here's the gold. Here's gold.
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This is so good. You're going to have to report back to me how this works. Around
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day 17 or 18, progesterone's coming in. This is where you got to give her foot rubs. You got to be extra special and
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cater her like she's the queen that she deserves to be. Let me just write that down. Hire a
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butler. You could hire a butler. You could massage her. You could tell her wonderful things because as
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progesterone's coming in, she needs more nurturing. Okay. So, all my compliments, that's
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where I Yes. pull out the notepad. Yes. But what you need to know is she's probably going to be like, if you're
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like, "Oh, you look so beautiful today." She might at that time be like, "No, I feel horrible. I'm bloated. I don't feel
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beautiful." But, you know, and I should disagree. Yeah, you should disagree. I should disagree. I should say, "No,
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you don't. You look amazing." Okay, cool. And you do that till she bleeds and you take amazing care of her in the
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back the week before her period and you will get kudos like you you can't even imagine.
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And then start it all over again. And then start it all over again. Still here.