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I need you to explain where you've been to the people, sir, by the way. >> Well, Cara, I was I was presented with
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an opportunity to bring potable water to the good people of subsaharan Africa. >> No,
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>> which is which is Latin for I have had cosmetic surgery. And u essentially, I
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just wanted to look natural. And I guess if looking natural means looking like you're surprised all the [ __ ] time
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and your nose looks like a minivan from the 80s, >> we've achieved that. Cara,
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>> we have liftoff. So, the camera is off. Sorry, folks. I'm confident enough to be
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transparent. I'm not confident enough for the comments that we would receive
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right now. >> Yeah, I have seen the pictures. Picture Scott kindly sent me a picture and I was
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at first I was like, "Oh, come on. How bad could it be?" And then I'm like,
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"Oh, now explain why you did it." >> The honest answer, Cara, after having a
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lot of Xanax and opiates to think about it is I cannot for the life of me figuring out the [ __ ] hole I am
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trying to fill here. I have felt I'm going to call it aism, but I've been
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really cognizant of my age recently. A lot of people online are referencing my age to criticize me like what does this
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guy know? And also I think just more practically I've been on TV a lot because of the book tour and I've just
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noticed the dark circles under my eyes. And also the bottom line is if I have [ __ ] you money, I want a [ __ ] you face.
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>> We talked about whether you should say anything and I said I am not going to
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pretend if it looks really different and it does. It looks slightly slightly different. It's not easy being a four.
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And you know what's so scary is last night I was looking at Ferraris. >> What is next?
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>> I don't know. ED drugs. That's what's coming next. >> Well, you'll be dating the guys from
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Heated Rivalry soon enough. That's where we'll go.