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Hi everyone. It's Valentine's Day and Scott and I have a little treat for our
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pivot fans. Do you know what's happening, Scott? >> I don't know what's going on here.
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>> We're playing the newlywed game. That's right. Our producers have put
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together some questions for us and we'll see how well we know. We have a special
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guest ask us questions. It's Fresco von Cameltoe, also known as George Han. >> That's Bob Eubangs to you, pal.
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>> In the butt. In the butt. Of course, that's where you go. All right. Well,
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we're going to do some I'm I'm step I've always wanted to be Bob Eubanks. I
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always thought he was low-key 70s game show hot. Anyway, so this is fun. >> [ __ ] guy.
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>> In other words, you'd [ __ ] him. Go ahead. >> Totally. All right. I'm going to start
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with Scott here. >> The first question for you. How many times has Cara been arrested?
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>> Oh, that's easy. Twice. >> Yeah, >> that's correct. That is correct.
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>> Yeah. But um uh but just so you know for I don't want anyone to think I don't
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take Valentine's Day seriously with Cara. Last week I bought her a a belt and a bag and now her vacuum works
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perfectly. >> Good dad. Good dad humor. Yeah, she's been arrested twice.
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>> She's a full-on excon. She's got a rap sheet longer than the A train.
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>> That's amazing. Scott, you listen to me. I have I've been arrested twice.
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>> Well, here's the problem. I'm turning into a lesbian, which means we'll get
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divorced. When you have two people listening in a marriage. Not good. Not good. I own this game right now. I'm
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great at this. How many times have I been arrested? >> I don't know. I don't know. Never.
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>> None. >> Zero. I've never had any interactions with the law whatsoever.
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>> Amateur. All right. Cara, you're up. Where was Scott conceived? >> Oh, he always takes his dad takes him
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there to and shows him the place. >> You care. You care. >> In Scot in Scotland. In Scotland. They
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he point No, wait. No, no, no, no, no. Montre No, no. It's another country. It's um
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>> It's Montreal. It's Montreal. It's Montreal or Toronto. It's Canada.
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>> Does your child need ADHD drugs? Listen to it right now. My god. >> Cuz he always has his His dad used to
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say, "That's what you conceived." Like it's it's in Canada. It's either
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Montreal or Toronto. I one of those two cities there. >> You got to say Toronto, though. It's
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Toronto. >> Toronto. Toronto. >> Toronto. No. No. Toronto. >> Toronto. Toronto. Oh, they blow off the
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tea. Is that how they do it? >> Yeah. Toronto. >> Toronto. Toronto. Toronto.
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>> Yeah. Yeah. That's That was the annual visit to where you were conceived.
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That's where he had it. Go ahead. Pretty good. >> All right. Next question. I'm going to
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send it back to Scott here. Scott, which tech mogul was rumored to be Carara's
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sperm donor? I got my theory. >> I mean, just the obvious one would be Musk. I'm trying to think it would be
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anybody else. I don't know. It's so funny. I just spent some time with Carara's ex and Cara and her ex look so
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much like their kids and I still can't figure out the mechanics like who's
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giving sperm and eggs to who. >> Yeah, nobody. I was pregnant, Scott. Oh my god. All right. Do you know who this
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is? >> By the way, I think I think you should have the right to do that. I'm I'm
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really happy about that. Um >> Okay. >> Uh who what tech mogul? >> It was in the New York Post. There was a
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big story about it. >> It's going to be your um I have no idea. >> It's in my book. So, that means you
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didn't read my book. >> Oh, no. I read it twice. I just read it so much I I it started to blend
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together. I thought it was so bad I started buying them and sending them to enemies.
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>> I'm going to help you here. He looks like a penis. A small one. >> A small bald man? I don't know. Who is
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it? >> Who is the small bald man of big tech? >> Oh, Bezos was your going to be your
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donor. >> No, he wasn't. People It got in the New York Post because he asked me how at a
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party and someone overheard it and they gave it to the New York. >> Yeah. You leaked that in hopes of like
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juicing your latest book, burn book. >> I did not. >> I'm surprised. Yeah, I'm surprised you
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didn't keep it in the gay house with Peter Teal. >> Oh. Oh, no. No. Also, Bezos was too
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short. I'll be honest with you that I told him that. I was like, not tall enough. So,
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>> Teal always looks like he's in between sessions in a dungeon. >> Oh my god. I'd be like Rosemary's baby
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if it was Teal. >> Whose sperm would you pick? What tech exact sperm would you pick?
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>> Oh, if I had to. >> Who has the best genetics? Tim Cook has good hair.
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>> Uh, no. I'd have to talk to him. No. See, do I have to talk to them or never
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see them again? >> No. Never see them again. No woman I've ever deposit of sperm with speaks to me
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again. >> There's a person I'm not going to say his name cuz he's not really wellnown.
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>> Thank you, George. That was funny. You miss that, Cara. >> I What did I hear?
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>> Scott, you're the gayest straight man. Your behavior is so gay for a straight
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man. >> That's what my ex used to say. Gay by day, straight by night. It all works for
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me. >> That's right, baby. >> Actually, I will say his name. Who? I
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would have. This guy named Hans Peter Bromo. The hills are alive. >> He's a Telecom exec and he's stunning.
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He's from Norway and he's great. He's a great guy. Family Peter. Yes. And he's a
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sweetheart. So, I would have picked him. I would pick Hans. Not people know, but
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famous ones. Zero. I'd say zero. All right. >> I'm trying to think. All right. Go
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ahead. >> Now, Cara, this one's yours. The next question. This is a deep one. When was
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Scott at his happiest? >> What? When was Scott? Was Scott at his happiest?
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>> Or least miserable. You framed it correct correctly. >> God, when when he's with me, obviously.
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When was he at his happiest? When he had a a baby. When he had a When he had his
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kid. >> I don't know. I hated having babies. I felt nauseous. I don't know.
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>> All I could think about was I don't have enough money. >> Oh, right.
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>> I was like, I don't have enough money. That nurse is hot. I don't have enough
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money. That nurse is hot. I don't have enough money. >> He's such a good guy. when he's every
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time every Monday and Thursday when we're taping Pivot, that's when he's at
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his most happiest. >> I do like Pivot. >> All right, Scott, your final question.
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Which TV couple does your relationship with Cara most resemble? Sam and Diane, Mr. Ror and Tattoo, Shane and Ilia from
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Heated Rivalry. Which is it? >> Which one did I pick? >> I would say you would say Heated
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Rivalry, I would think. Um Oh, wait. Who are the first ones? >> Sam and Diane from Cheers.
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>> Sam and Diane. No, Sam's nicer than both of us. Tattoo and Oh god, you're villages.
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>> No, you're Irvy Militches. >> Oh my god. The plane. The plane.
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>> And Mr. Rooric. Another one who was like 70s hot. >> I'm boss. Come on.
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>> Who was the other one? >> The guys from Heated Rivalry. >> I'm going to pick Heated Rivalry just
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cuz you're all things gay. >> Wrong. Your tattoo. I'm Mr. Uh, >> no. But there is a I'm serious. Door 4 D
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is so perfect. Uh, in VEP, there's this foul-mouthed congressman and his lackey
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intern, and they just insult each other all day. And in the last episode, the foul-mouthed uh GOP congressman is
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pushing the intern around in his wheelchair. Like, they've clearly been together for like 80 years.
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>> And that's about right. Yeah, I like it. I just know you're going to be rolling
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me around in a wheelchair, barely able to see above the back of the wheelchair, screaming up at people, and I'm just
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going to be there like, "When is she going to take me home and reheat my soup?"
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>> I think you guys are more like Sam and um what's her name? Uh Kirsty Alley.
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>> Yeah, not Kirsty Ali. There's Sam and Diane, and then there's Sam and Kirsty
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Alley. >> Yeah, but Sam's nice. Neither of us are Sam. Sam's a nice guy.
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>> Yeah, that's true. >> That's true. That's true. And he has
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great hair, unlike some other people on this podcast. >> There you go. I think we're more like
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that gay FBI agent and that He-Man in Ozarks. >> Now he's sitting there all day. This is
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gonna go on. All day this is gonna go on. I think we're tattooing Mr. Roar. >> Joanie and Chachi. You're Scott Beao.
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>> No, you're Scott Bao. >> You're so Scott Beao. Last question. All
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right, this last question. Cara, this is for all the marbles here. Oh god, I didn't write these. Where is the
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craziest place Scott has ever made Whoopi? >> What? I don't know. everywhere.
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>> Did you never watch the the the newlywood game, the actual one? Legendary made I know the whoopy part. I
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get the whoopy in Dubai. >> She actually said in the ass. >> Uh, where's the weirdest place? I don't
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know. I don't know that question. Anywhere. Sex must be quite something to watch. I've never seen that though, by
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the way. I've never seen >> Scott. Where is the weirdest place? Geographically or on your person?
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>> I had to think about it. The weirdest place are the the place that stands out.
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the first person I was like in love with and was in love with me, Melanie Kagan.
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We went I thought it'd be cool. We used to study in PAL library and we thought,
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"Oh, it'll be fun to start fooling around in one of the conference rooms
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and a security guard walked in and we almost got arrested and like she was worried she was going to get kicked out
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of UCLA and it spread like wildfire and it was like a really ugly moment and we weren't even like having sex. We were
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just kind of making out anyway." >> Oh, that's good for you. Yeah. You
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remember I got arrested speak? Oh, no. >> Oh, for making out in a car, right?
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>> That was the second time. Yeah. Remember, she's an excon. >> Pal library. Melanie Kagan.
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>> Oh, Melanie's going to be thrilled. We have to have her at the next pivot tour.
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>> Oh my god, she's lovely. She's lovely. She's lovely. First person who loves
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you, you love the rest of your life. >> Oh, that's nice. That's lovely, Scott.
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All right. Well, there you go. >> Fantastic. >> We sort of know each other. We are. But
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what we want to say is, uh, thank you, George. Uh, clearly we know each other very well. what we do actually. Anyway,
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we wish everybody a happy Valentine's Day. What's really important is to learn
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things about each other and get it wrong and enjoy yourself anyway.