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Kara Swisher Wants the Aliens to Arrive Just About Now

May 12, 2026 / 01:07

This episode discusses beliefs about aliens, the infinite space theory, and the possibility of other intelligent life forms. The conversation features humorous takes on aliens and their potential interest in humanity.

The hosts talk about the infinite nature of space and how it implies the existence of other universes. They mention that if space never ends, there could be life forms similar to humans in those universes.

One host humorously suggests that aliens should intervene in human affairs, specifically referencing Jeffrey Epstein's Island. This leads to a light-hearted discussion about the potential for aliens to be more engaged with human issues.

The episode balances serious topics with comedic elements, showcasing the hosts' personalities and views on extraterrestrial life.

TLDR

Hosts discuss belief in aliens and infinite universes with humor.

Episode

1:07

00:00:00

Can I ask you a question? Do you believe in aliens? >> This is going to sound like I'm on

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edibles, but I'm not, but I believe in everything. Most astrophysicists believe

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the infinite space theory that space never ends. All right, so if space never ends and it's regenerating and the

00:00:11

space-time continuum curves and space never ends, that means [music] everything exists. Oh my god, I need an

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edible at this point. Okay, that means we exist all the time forever, you and I? No, it means that if there's if

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there's an infinite number of universes, at some point there's a universe very

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similar to ours with similar lifespans, similar earth and gas and organisms and similar Caras and Scotts. If space is

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infinite, then of course there's a galaxy and another alien intelligence that can send probes here. Having said

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that, I don't think they'd be that interested with us. Do I believe they

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exist? Yes. Do I believe the ones we have seen are actual alien intelligence or life? I don't think so. Yeah, we're

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so boring. >> I think we should ask aliens to hunt down all the people on Jeffrey Epstein's

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Island. I think we could call it Alien vs. Predator. I would like the aliens to arrive just

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about now. That's what I would like them to do. I really would. It's time.

Episode Highlights

Belief in Infinite Universes
Exploring the concept that if space is infinite, everything exists, including alien life.
“If space never ends, everything exists.”
@ 00m 11s
May 12, 2026
Alien vs. Predator
A humorous take on aliens hunting down those involved in scandals.
“I think we should ask aliens to hunt down all the people on Jeffrey Epstein's Island.”
@ 00m 51s
May 12, 2026

Episode Quotes

If space never ends, everything exists.
Kara Swisher Wants the Aliens to Arrive Just About Now
Do I believe they exist? Yes.
Kara Swisher Wants the Aliens to Arrive Just About Now
Yeah, we’re so boring.
Kara Swisher Wants the Aliens to Arrive Just About Now
I would like the aliens to arrive just about now.
Kara Swisher Wants the Aliens to Arrive Just About Now

Key Moments

Infinite Universes00:11
Alien Existence00:43
Humorous Alien Hunt00:51
Desire for Arrival00:58