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What if the CNN Anchors Went on Survivor?

March 06, 2026 / 00:36

This episode features a humorous discussion about CNN anchors and their potential roles on the reality show Survivor. The hosts debate which anchors would thrive in the competition, specifically mentioning Caitlyn Collins and Dana Bash.

The conversation highlights the personalities of the anchors, with one host suggesting that Dana Bash has a darker side, while another believes Caitlyn Collins would excel. They also joke about the dynamics between the anchors and how they might interact in a survival scenario.

Scott Jennings is brought into the mix, with a comedic take on his fate in the game. The hosts continue to riff on various scenarios involving the anchors, creating a lighthearted and entertaining atmosphere.

TLDR

CNN anchors are humorously imagined as contestants on Survivor.

Episode

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I think they should have CNN anchors on Survivor, the CNN show. >> Who would win? Caitlyn Collins would

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kill them all. Don't you think? >> I think Dana Bash is the kind of person

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that would smother you in your sleep if she needed to. >> Really? I feel like Kaitlin Collins.

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>> I think there's a very dark, interesting side to Dana. And I'm here for it. I

00:00:16

think Far just opens a bar on the island and says, "I'm done. I'm done."

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>> What do you do with Scott Jennings? Where do you put him? >> Oh, he's killed by his own troops.

00:00:26

Ellison's call me. I take back everything I've said. I have a way to pay off your debt.

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Episode Highlights

Dark Side of Dana Bash
Exploring the intriguing personality of Dana Bash.
“I think there's a very dark, interesting side to Dana.”
@ 00m 13s
March 06, 2026

Episode Quotes

I think there's a very dark, interesting side to Dana.
What if the CNN Anchors Went on Survivor?

Key Moments

Dark Dana00:13
Far's Bar00:16
Scott's Fate00:20