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Jeff Bezos and Lauren Sanchez at the Met Gala: "Graspy and Thirsty"

May 05, 2026 / 00:44

This episode discusses the Met Bowl, featuring commentary on the event's absurdity, protests against Bezos, and the relationship between Vogue and the Bezos family.

The hosts joke about an invitation to the Met Bowl, questioning its logic and mentioning an intern's role in the invitation. They also reference a "crazy professor" and the dynamics of social interactions at the event.

Protests surrounding the event are highlighted, including humorous billboards and a shopping cart filled with empty bottles. The hosts comment on the contrast between the wealth of the Bezos family and Vogue's financial struggles.

The conversation touches on the idea that the partnership between Vogue and the Bezos family is a strange but fitting arrangement, given their differing resources and needs.

TL;DR

Hosts discuss the absurdity of the Met Bowl and protests against Bezos.

Episode

0:44
00:00:00
So, are you going to the Met Bowl?
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>> I was invited. I acknowledge it makes no
00:00:04
sense.
00:00:05
>> Tell me why you were invited to the
00:00:06
Metall.
00:00:06
>> [ __ ] I don't know. I think some intern
00:00:08
somewhere said podcasting. What about
00:00:10
that crazy professor?
00:00:11
>> They tried to be your pal, right?
00:00:12
Weren't they trying to like suck up to
00:00:14
you for a minute and a half? Bezos and
00:00:16
his lady friend Lauren wife. They're
00:00:18
getting the [ __ ] kicked out of them.
00:00:20
There's protests and billboards and some
00:00:22
funny things. There was like a shopping
00:00:23
cart out front with a bunch of empty
00:00:25
bottles and said bathroom. They kind of
00:00:27
hijacked the whole thing and it's kind
00:00:29
of I don't know graspy and thirsty.
00:00:31
>> It's a perfect fit. Vogue has so much RZ
00:00:34
and no money and the Bezos have just so
00:00:36
much money and not a lot of RZ. It's a
00:00:38
marriage made in heaven.

Episode Highlights

  • The Met Bowl Invitation
    An unexpected invitation to the Met Bowl raises questions about the reasons behind it.
    “I think some intern somewhere said podcasting.”
    @ 00m 08s
    May 05, 2026
  • Protests at the Event
    The Met Bowl faced protests and humorous billboards, creating a chaotic atmosphere.
    “There was like a shopping cart out front with a bunch of empty bottles.”
    @ 00m 20s
    May 05, 2026

Episode Quotes

Key Moments

  • Protests and Billboards00:20
  • Vogue and Bezos00:38

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