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Jeff Bezos and Lauren Sanchez at the Met Gala: "Graspy and Thirsty"

May 05, 2026 / 00:44

This episode discusses the Met Bowl, featuring guests who share their thoughts on the event and its controversies. Topics include the invitation to the Met Bowl, protests surrounding Jeff Bezos and Lauren Sanchez, and the relationship between Vogue and the Bezos.

One guest humorously reflects on their unexpected invitation to the Met Bowl, suggesting it was due to their podcasting presence. They mention the oddity of the invitation and the perception of the event.

Protests against Jeff Bezos and Lauren Sanchez are highlighted, with descriptions of billboards and humorous displays, such as a shopping cart filled with empty bottles.

The conversation touches on the financial dynamics between Vogue and the Bezos, emphasizing the contrast between Vogue's lack of resources and the Bezos' wealth.

TLDR

Guests discuss the Met Bowl, protests against Bezos, and Vogue's financial struggles.

Episode

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So, are you going to the Met Bowl? >> I was invited. I acknowledge it makes no
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sense. >> Tell me why you were invited to the Metall. >> [ __ ] I don't know. I think some intern
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somewhere said podcasting. What about that crazy professor? >> They tried to be your pal, right?
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Weren't they trying to like suck up to you for a minute and a half? Bezos and
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his lady friend Lauren wife. They're getting the [ __ ] kicked out of them. There's protests and billboards and some
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funny things. There was like a shopping cart out front with a bunch of empty bottles and said bathroom. They kind of
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hijacked the whole thing and it's kind of I don't know graspy and thirsty.
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>> It's a perfect fit. Vogue has so much RZ and no money and the Bezos have just so
00:00:36
much money and not a lot of RZ. It's a marriage made in heaven.

Episode Highlights

  • Protests at the Met Bowl
    The event is overshadowed by protests and humorous signs, creating a chaotic atmosphere.
    “They kind of hijacked the whole thing and it’s kind of graspy and thirsty.”
    @ 00m 27s
    May 05, 2026
  • Vogue and the Bezos Connection
    A surprising partnership between Vogue and the Bezos family is revealed.
    “It’s a marriage made in heaven.”
    @ 00m 38s
    May 05, 2026

Episode Quotes

  • I think some intern somewhere said podcasting.
    Jeff Bezos and Lauren Sanchez at the Met Gala: "Graspy and Thirsty"
  • It’s a perfect fit. Vogue has so much RZ and no money.
    Jeff Bezos and Lauren Sanchez at the Met Gala: "Graspy and Thirsty"

Key Moments

  • Protests Outside00:20
  • Vogue's Financial Struggles00:31