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Kara Swisher Got Arrested... Twice

October 10, 2025 / 01:34

This episode features discussions about personal experiences with arrests, including a story about being pulled over on a moped and another about being arrested for public indecency while making out in a park.

The guests share humorous anecdotes about their encounters with law enforcement, highlighting the absurdity of their situations. One guest recounts being mistaken for a drug dealer while riding a moped in Washington, D.C., during a time of heightened drug activity.

Another guest shares a story of being arrested for indecent exposure after falling asleep in a park while making out with a girl. This leads to lighthearted banter and admiration among the guests.

The conversation is filled with laughter and playful teasing, as the guests celebrate each other's boldness and share their unique stories of youthful indiscretions.

Overall, the episode combines humor with personal storytelling, creating an entertaining atmosphere as the guests reflect on their past experiences.

TLDR

Guests share humorous stories about their arrests for public indecency and mistaken identity.

Episode

1:34
00:00:00
I've never been arrested. Arrestment. Yes. Twice. Very briefly, I will tell. I was riding
00:00:06
my moped back from something. I got pulled over and at the time DC was undergoing a lot of drug issues around
00:00:12
um crack. And so a lot of apparently dealers were on mopeds. And so they pulled me over.
00:00:18
Oh yeah, you look like a dealer. Oh my god. A dealer in the Wizard of Oz. And then they wanted to look in my
00:00:25
things. And I said, "You can't look at my stuff." up and I just I turned around and then they cuffed me and they um they
00:00:31
put me in one of those patty wagons and they I was like flying around the patty wagon and I was arrested Oh, I was
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arrested for making out in a public park as a lesbian. Oh my god. In decent exposure. Tell me
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more. I was somewhat naked in a public park and fell asleep at night making out with
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a girl and they they they let me off. Let's just say I just got to say I knew I was partners
00:00:54
with you for a reason. I knew I fell asleep. You literally I didn't think you could
00:01:00
command any more respect for me. I was wrong. I was wrong. You got arrested. Yeah, cuz I was making out with a girl
00:01:07
and we were naked. Outside. That's awesome. That is a Hold the f You're my queen. You're my
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queen. Well done. Anyway, it was in my Honda Civic. I had a Honda Civic. If this Civic's a
00:01:25
rocking, don't come a knocking. Okay, that's enough. Now I'm turning red. I can't top that. I can't top that.

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  • 60
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Episode Highlights

  • Moped Misunderstanding
    Mistaken identity leads to a police stop while riding a moped.
    “Oh yeah, you look like a dealer.”
    @ 00m 18s
    October 10, 2025
  • Unexpected Arrest
    A humorous recount of being arrested for making out in a park.
    “I was arrested for making out in a public park as a lesbian.”
    @ 00m 37s
    October 10, 2025

Episode Quotes

  • Oh my god. A dealer in the Wizard of Oz.
    Kara Swisher Got Arrested... Twice
  • You can't look at my stuff.
    Kara Swisher Got Arrested... Twice
  • If this Civic's a rocking, don't come a knocking.
    Kara Swisher Got Arrested... Twice

Key Moments

  • Public Park Incident00:37
  • Honda Civic Reference01:20
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