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[ __ ] we gotta keep that in Dana did you know oh [ __ ] I know what happened you don't you don't know where your banana
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is God damn it look I bananas by the way banana gate was a a big hit last week but I have better banana P I took pictures of my banana you know what I'll send them in you know what I'll send
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them in so Heather be ready guess I'll do it right after but put him in like new nickname new nickname for you potassium
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boy pottassium boy how are you today I course what's wrong with banana boy banana boy all right potassium Pete God damn potassium well because they're full
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of pottassium yeah I know I know I know that is not even why I eat them fun fact
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though Stallone when he wanted to seem Dumber uh as Rocky he wouldn't eat any bananas
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and the lack of pottassium would kind of lower his IQ fun fact J adri but at first he like yo
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Adrian how you doing then no bananas for a month no bananas for two years then he just eat rocks can we just say something quickly about about Sylvester
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Stallone the guy's a genius he's brilliant so anyway go ahead will you should we show where the movie Staying Alive John Travolta walks out I where he
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directs it where where he's beginning it's trol it's this it's the sequel stay alive stay alive and he's in the crowd in New York you know the same thing yeah he doesn't walk like this
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though about potassium he walks like this he walks he walks like John trola He Walks Like A Dancer yeah he walks like a dancer and in the crowd of New York he bumps into a dude and you turn
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around and it's Stone who was the director he's doing a Hitchcock if you get the reference and then they and he's
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also he looks more like he was in Cobra Cobra well he's always jacked they had a
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behind the scenes of BTS I saw I think on MTV years ago and travol in between takes you like no I'm going down the street like this and I'm bouncing around and then slide hits me and I turn I
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don't see his face till the camera comes around so I think you should change the shot soone said you do what you do I do
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what I do rubber chicken capish you know what this movie needs more Easter eggs I love a good Easter egg yeah
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Easter eggs equals we did it in um we did it in Greece you know more more Easter eggs makes for more box office so
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I can get [ __ ] airplane Taylor Swift has a lot of Easter eggs in her videos we have to figure it out later but that one's more obvious but uh you know I will say we're GNA I I have a banana
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that looks like a um maybe an Ewok face and I have a banana picture that looks like something else funny I'm going to put them in and then we'll just pop them in while we talk them okay I
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have a question now yeah go ahead in the gross meat when you're going to peel a fruit and a lot of people don't know that an avocado
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is a piece of fruit if you open up that avocado and you see dark brown spots do you kind of or a banana looks good on the outside
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mushy and brown which one's more grotesque send us your letters you know I get this question a lot Dana um I
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would say yeah you get avocado I will I'll cut out the black I don't care and a banana I almost don't care about anything um if I I really like avocados
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and if I get one that's like not quite there it yeah I don't it's not good I it goes right in the trash and I talked to
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Stallone about that because yeah if you open the avocado it's got a lot of brown
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spots you got to Chuck it rubber chicken Kish some of the old BTS is from Rocky or he'd eat he'd crack open uh 12 avocados and then try to slam them down
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and they W up eggs yeah they W up with eggs yeah potassium Pete I got I used I used to do a lot better I got to work on I gotta get warmed up with these Impressions people don't send
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in your letters but my cholta was slack this you know very much this this is this is a good time to bring up how on Earth did we win an award last night with this garbage based on this last
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three and a half minutes is what so anyway we have an announ to make I'll let potassium Pete Andor AKA David Spade
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what happened David to our podcast what happened well apparently there's an iHeart uh award for they have an award
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ceremony every year I think in Austin Texas not to be confused with ostentatious they have an award deal every or a lot of types of podcast and
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uh we were up for which I don't think for sure I knew comedy podcast of the year um they have a lot of specific categories yes newscaster serious
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news political comedy music uh lifestyle whatever just yeah but only one we could name those yeah so we were up against
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some good competition I think Nikki Glazer I think May Rogan maybe caller daddy is Rogan the goat anyway we won and it's very
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and uh we just heard that last night and shockingly no not that shockly we do a good job I think but all those are
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good so uh I it's just sort of the way it is but I'll take it I'll take whatever the situation is I'll take it
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well first of all it's very old school because you would normally Auto auto U audio text me and I actually it was like 11 o'clock at night bum bum bum knock at
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the door and they said telegram from Mr David Spade so I'm opening the telegram from you last night look IHOP radio comedy podcast the year stop you and
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David spay congratulations stop stop I'm telling you this the greatest podcast anyone's ever seen stop you are the winner and Champion tonight you're on top of the world tomorrow you may be
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nowhere stop and finally I sto then it's and then I say so now how do I send this do I pay you stop and I'm like that wasn't supposed to be part of it well just I love that oldfashioned 1920s
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thing telegram for Mr danag from Mr David hus Spade also known as potassium Pete dang I'm working that one but anyway let's go back to the winning look
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it's always feels good we you know it is kind of a small deal that's Al actually
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kind of a big deal because they don't say you won comedy podcast they add of the year which gives it so much gravitas it sounds so and the
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winner of 2024 podcast of the year is fly on the wall and that's why it seems so big of the Year well it's funny at the Oscars
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they don't say the the best movie of the year they just say best movie right I think so and look we have a lot like comparing it to the
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we Sorry Conan you you killed it you were great at the Oscars oh boy uh oh you happy winners are disgustingly gross in a turnoff and
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they W all of we're fans of all the people who didn't even get nominated Shane Gillis farewell we're we're extra
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giddy today which is kind of gross no are we extra giddy we were not taking it that seriously are we we're drinking the Kool-Aid it's so sickening there's nothing funnier than a bad
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winner and we probably never win again oh we're we're sickening sorry Joe Rogan I will say shout out to boow and yang because boow and yang and his won
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the best podcast of the whole year of everybody of just any podcast of all categories that's podcast damn yeah um
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he's a uh we work together friend of the show I worked with him for 10 weeks a great guy uh fif f i smelling Emmy nomination I
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think he's gotten four in a row amination this is one I would tease my friend John Lovitz f54 whoops somebody got a
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nomination but it's an an and an am it's not exactly fitting perfectly are we really giddy Greg or we just Punchy yeah we're sick I'm just Punchy you're Punchy from your long gig
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you did on the weekend right and your big coffee cup you're trying to lift God dang look at
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that I know listen it's not a big cup doesn't it look big it does look Giant in the frame but where does it look back here David you don't know about Ratio or photography look look I don't and then I
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take a sip and it's up here how do you have a small cup now I don't know but here look um this spreads around we have
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a lot of look everybody all our peers are great of course we're joking around we're very lucky to get it and it's an
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honor but it's all over the world like our podcast is in Thailand and all over the world oh my God and we have fans
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well the every podcast is all over the world so there's a gentleman in Japan who I've done before and he's he's very nice but he lives he's a fan in J from Japan he lives in a very active seismic
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area of Japan lot of earthquakes over there I heard and he got a telegram too after you telegram me I telegrammed him and then he's reading it
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was IH he and then an earthquake hits you know [Music] whoa that was more like a Tremor I feel
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oh uh it's starting again Jesus and then it goes back to telegram can we do that he's not
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even well we've done it a 100 times I think we can we can do it we're going to look all
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balance don't get our W taken away immediately here's a by way we're still talking
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about the award is great okay what does red rednecky say about it this is a redneck and gets an earthquake down
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Mississippi see okay I can't believe Dan Garney and David spuder got the damn best comedy podcast year that's good news man that's good news he's talking
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to a friend and then all of a sudden what the mother [ __ ] they don't get earthquakes in
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[Applause] Mississippi I like that version okay I could do every nationality but there's something about a Japanese gentleman in an earthquake so
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something about it I like the people that are listening like going you're please still not talking about this award yes we are yes well what we're
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we're putting bits in between that we you know we're screaming the rooftops are we too serious about this are we giddy about it look we won the iHeart
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[Laughter] just to reiterate comedy podcast year no one thought we win it and we won it I don't care what anybody say sorry I
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got I like when the like a best actor or actress will will win the award at the Oscars and they go and then toward the end of their speech they go and to my other fellow nominees you're so good oh
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my God God you're not the best but you're so good you're so close and there's always next year and you're you
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really do a good job you're not this but you're and I'm not that's really good for you I'll be honest okay I'm GNA make a confession I'd only seen D Dune two I
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watched the Oscars because Conan was so great but I didn't know and and I it was
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sort of weird when someone's greatest moment Superstar and it's like Barbara fleek W is now winning hi my name's
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Barbara fle I mean I don't know I'm Ed clnic and I am the cinema I just didn't know anybody man the names were weird makes you feel either old or just out of it
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where the only one I saw was a snora whoa a little Hollywood minute dig no Anora I haven't seen it it did take me three times to get through it because
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the first half hour is like sax and a strip club and all sounds great but I kept going if this is up for best movie like where are we going with this where are we going I think it had too much of
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a Runway to get into it it was just a long ramp up uh then it got more interesting second half of course but best movie of the year I don't know I thought Dune 2 was pretty cool and I'm
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not really all over those type of movies I thought it was very well done I thought it was brilliant and I'll tell you what look here's the deal you know
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it's no one here's the deal here's the i k around come on I got to want an Oscar
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faster than anyone's ever want an Oscar in her life the winner goes to Joe Biden
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so uh Oscar Meyer had a wiener Oscar Meyer had a wiener dog with mustard mustard and cicles on the dog of the wiener thank you Joe no um in not
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pro profound look we have live streaming we have a billion movies and it just dilutes the process it's not anyone's fault in my day in the 70s you would
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have movie stars that you would never see anywhere except the Oscars Nicholson John Wayne would be there Bert Lancaster
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Carrie Grant Bradford everybody had seen the movie everyone had seen the Godfather you know Liz or alien or
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whatever Liz Taylor so it's just a different kind of um situation and uh yeah they're not all on [ __ ] Snapchat Christ sakes you know you don't get to see Robert Redford doing Tick
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Tock what is this the winner want 2100 people saw the people the best picture the year Cur I will tell you this this might be one of our stories but Anora I'm I'm not
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making fun of it it's pretty good movie ignora was that your pun ignora ignora is better that I said a snora oh ignora
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I didn't see IGN [ __ ] that's hot I can't believe I topped you you're the king of that style
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yeah I like that one better huh when to say the bus Bo oh we do have a young lady in bus boys that I flirt with in the movie that was had a part in
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ignora and uh okay we can make fun of Anora because it won so who cares but uh she was great in she there's not many people in Anora if you've seen it there's it's a small movie small cast
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not that many locations that's why it was $6 million movie but the girl that plays the comp competitive uh dancer in
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her club with the red hair is in bus boys that's interesting isn't it that's interesting you know she's good I like I like that a $6 million doll movie that's
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just real and cool and I haven't seen it can win the Oscar I mean back in the day
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you'd have these 300 million like the Titanic when it's going down by the way I don't know why when it was going down and Rose and Jack to Caprio and Heather thanks the
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woman thanks for clearing that up Kate winlet Kate so they as there the ship's going down the billion dollar movie one of the greatest scenes in the history of film when they ride the ship they say
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before that for an hour they call each other every second by their name Rose rose this way Rose Jack where this way
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come down here rose rose Jack Jack Rose you think by two hours into the movie they would know each other names I don't say David every time I talk to you no you know what happens when you write a
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movie and this is truth this is real inside baseball you you you you go away from a scene you write it for a couple days you go to the next scene and you're like hey hey Rose can we you forget and
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then you realize you almost start every scene with someone saying the other one's name because you don't see it in a
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row and then when you see it cut together you're like holy [ __ ] no one says like when I'm with you I barely
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call you Dana it's just you know we just talk and and in movies you got to be careful you say someone's name sometimes
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too much yeah that's the point and also screenwriters tip from a sometimes actor
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I don't like when I read a script and there's just my character has so many exclamation points it's like first thing
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I do is get rid of every exclamation point Hello exclamation point how's it going exclamation point where you yell
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and all caps everything is all caps and you're like yeah all right let's this script down a bit now what about this I
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saw rough cut of Titanic and it was temp sound CU they didn't have all the money
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seriously okay go ahead and when the ship was going down it was it was an hour of just you hear BL BL BL BL because he didn't have all the real noises in yet [Laughter]
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funny yeah it was just someone doing that I guess but it sounded real but then they
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added like screaming later actual good sounds just an insert and a call back to boow yangang uh one of the ways that I
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first noticed how funny he was is when he played the iceberg that was hit by the ship from
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Titan on on up that a tie how do you think I felt you know that was just a funny take it was a good bit a very good
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bit also throwing back to Anora again that one of the stories I read over the last week was it cost 6 million and it was an interesting little tidbit that
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they spent $18 million on a Oscar push with advertising so three times the budget you know it's the way the way I mean our B our advertising budget for this show is 27 million I was going to
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say $39 we could go one way or the other way much it's one billion a year and that's why winning comedy podcast the year full circle
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[Music] Spade is feisty uh of energy I I do have energy and I do tell you Dana I I'm
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running around all day doing lots of nothing but I do a lot of it and uh I do Showbiz stuff I'm your typical Showbiz phony I bu yeah MH what I do sometimes
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is I do eat a lot because I have a little bit of low blood sugar so I eat consistently I do that's a fair
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got it you know because they're a new sponsor and then I grabbed it on the way out one day because sometimes I just
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don't want to eat a full meal I don't want to eat even a bar yeah and it's just easier just to sip uh sometimes they even sip it on the show because it's easier um anyway it's got uh 35
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Showbiz I will say and I don't know if we mentioned this earlier about the iHeart award but
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um we we forgot to tell everybody to like vote for I I don't know if we were a th% aware to say hey everybody get on there and click so that's even more
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shocking that we would get wait a minute so it was open to just people that I would imagine they have so oh wow I don't know I don't know how people would
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vote and I I but we appreciate it so we are very humbled and very it's very nice that we got that we will maybe stop
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talking about it now but I think that's a lot well no I just I just heard um oh we're getting a
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message I don't think it was a voting thing more like an academy I think winners are chosen forumula
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performance hold on we'll come back to this put a by the way I'm a fan of uh Bobby
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Kennedy Jr because he's a [ __ ] disturber and um he looks cool you watch him you know you know walks into that chamber he's a he's a Kennedy you know he comes from that Vibe he's all tan
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ripped too and he's ripped and and he has Donia which my brother has on his hand it's just a rigidity in his vocal
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cords and his voice is pretty cool I think big Pharma big Pharma and the pharmaceutical companies in the big egg are poisoning our children and I
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figure why not get an AI JFK so that translate I'll use a AI JFK commencing AI JFK the uh the big
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Agriculture and the big farmers they are indeed poisoning our children we criticize and we ask
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questions not because it's easy but because it's hard just the thought I like it yeah
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what about that his voice some sometimes the funniest thing is in the middle of that you gave yourself a thumbs down and I don't know why thing look these bits aren't worked out
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and I just thought uh I just like these non-status quo dudes like Bobby Ken and I heard him on um Rogan for three hours then I kind of got his whole his whole thing you people say his voice is a bit
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irritating which is rude because it's an Affliction but he said if he did get this new appointment that he would
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instead of giving speed just he would set up a group chat with America and then it would be less irrit
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he would just talk and then we could all look and listen to it I don't um that's
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another bit and it didn't it didn't seem to do that great um but that's funny some of these are undercooked no no no I
00:25:45
I was just I was thinking I that's funny I thought it sound you played it so straight I thought oh group chat you
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know I know group chat it sounds funny he on WhatsApp join me on WhatsApp for it really bother me I think he does very well with it and you get used to it let
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me go with AI JFK commencing AI JFK I don't think uh my voice is a problem I think I've presented very well with it and I speak
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this way not because it's easy but because it's hard ah okay we well I love doing JK you tweaked it up you know where that reference is we don't do it because it's
00:26:33
easy because it's hard yeah that's from some famous speech end to go to the Moon before the end of this decade we don't
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do it because it's easy we do it because it's you finish it we don't fake The Landing because it's easy we fake it
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because it's hard we pretend to go to the Moon not because it's easy because it takes
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technical difficulties it's hard we have actors we have sets and props we don't actually go to the moon but we pretend that we go to the Moon that's Capricorn 10 I think I don't know all right here
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we go I love Capricorn one ihart ihart is giving okay podcast winners in each category will will be determined by a panel of Blue Ribbon podcast industry leaders creatives and Visionaries I'm
00:27:16
all three of those things uh each year podcast fans help decide at least that's what it says am my linked beside the winner yeah oh okay they vote online
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Okay I IH heart podcast all right I just want to thank thank people for voting now we have a whole new
00:27:33
thing I just can't believe that people okay I'm doing mark p by the way let get should we get to the headlines or do we have any or do you have any more stories one more I'm working on Elon Musk and I
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don't really have it but the fact that he talks very soft and lilting and I think it's funny when Trump is sitting
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next to him and the tie is really long and Trump's just sitting listening to Elon and the tie is touching the ground
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Elon goes on for five minutes so we can we we can't afford it the government is to be spending too much money and if we
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get the government's Poney down the inflation will come down and then they go Mr President Trump goes what he said
00:28:11
what he said he's a he's a smart cookie he's a smart cookie he's a tough cookie he's a tough cookie he's a sweet cookie he's a cookie crumble he's a Cookie Monster he's a chipso he a ladun
00:28:23
remember Lun everybody knows l so that's my little I like that that's your cookie run it's a good one actually these are things I share on on the podcast now that all
00:28:35
these people voted for us just as embryonic Beginnings I want them to come out on our podcast first and then later
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on talk shows you know yeah so okay uh anything about your gig on the weekend or no I played a recreational vehicle park in
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Arizona it's RV park and it was thousands of RVs and little houses we got the best [ __ ] in the greater Arizona area by the way
00:29:08
the Native Son of Arizona is one David potassium Pete Spade so you came up but yeah here's the here's the thing about that they had a like a theater couple thousand people they were
00:29:22
the nicest audience it was 55 and up and they were the nicest coolest audience tons of energy so don't judge an RV park by its I didn't you little winner they
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would auction off an Arrow Head you know when I'm AR Arizona we'd always find arrow heads in the ground oh that's kind
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of HIIT from the Native American population that we took over yeah I guess or whatever stole it more like
00:29:50
they used to hang out there that's how I soften it a bit Yeah they would always be buzzing around there so all right
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well that's kind of my stick why don't why let's do things I don't have any shticks about my week I don't know
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really where did you play what are you guys doing on Saturday what I do Saturday what are you doing on Saturday
00:30:08
oh this Saturday we're going to Fantasy Springs tomorrow night Fantasy Springs well it's actually closer to India not that anybody's counting but it's you know they're doing the Indian Wells
00:30:23
Tennis tournament I wonder if it's on purpose that we're there during that huh interesting well it was the combine when we were playing Indianapolis so maybe they're just looking sporting
00:30:35
events and different things kind of knowing it would boost our ticket sales because I was talking to Theo about maybe doing a show night before UFC events in cities because we have similar
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crowd you know and uh sometimes people get in the night four there's nothing to do but that's similar that's uh that
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that's uh whatever it'll be fun Fantasy Springs it's a pretty big room so we're excited to play it and uh we will we
00:31:01
hope to see you there and we will report on it next week com uh hold on commencing um JFK interface for David Spade we are playing a Fantasy Springs
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Casino and we uh feel that it's going to be a good show we'd love to all see you
00:31:20
there we don't do it because it's easy we do it because it's yeah we don't drive all the way to palom Springs because it's easy we do it because it's a long way but we will do it and bring
00:31:31
the show hard and we will do sets of Comedy then we will come out together take questions and answers from the crowd dcing JFK
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interface I'm not GNA show the crowd my wiener because it's easy I'm gonna oh you get it okay um that's so bad it's
00:31:54
brilliant first story ex Olympics snowboarder Ryan wedding among FBI's 10 Most Wanted for alleged role and he's this guy's Olympic snowboarder Heather
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he's tied into A1 billion dollar he runs a billion dollar cocaine ring unless he got merked did anything happen to him I
00:32:14
don't know I mean have you heard this story Dana he was in the Olympics I did see it and you know what most Olympic
00:32:21
I'm not forgiving what he's just decided to make money as but most Olympic athletes don't make that much money a few do so I'm not sure exactly exactly
00:32:33
mhm I would be getting into this field you know Olympics are tough because I love them but it's grueling all day training all your life that's all you know for maybe a 10c run and if you
00:32:47
don't do it perfectly where are you do you do it four more years for the next Olympics and what do you really really
00:32:54
really get um because afterwards Maybe maybe you are if you win the gold maybe you're a coach maybe you go where do you go cuz you've spent all your time not in school you're training to be the best
00:33:06
the best which is a huge achievement but after that where is the huge payoff it's
00:33:12
like vets coming back it's like you do it for your country whatever country you come back and some countries really
00:33:17
treat you well and some treat you medium I'm not saying we don't I'm saying America I love Olympic athletes I think
00:33:23
it's great but I want them to have more rewards going on in the future because it's a tough gig yeah I mean for track
00:33:31
and field it's the most popular sport in the world for like a week every four years but there's still the diamond
00:33:36
league and other things but yeah the drama of it for us is so intense fun for the crowd yeah and then you everyone knows that injuries or whatever they
00:33:48
they may not be there in four years it's very hard to make the American track and field team and this year the winner was
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the closest of all time 0. 031 100s of a second in the 100 meter dash noes just literally like that right remember yeah
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so yeah it makes it very dramatic but I don't know most of them don't make a lot of money in track and field not like you
00:34:13
can a baseball or basketball player he averages two points a game and gets grabs a rebound he plays six minutes a game just signed a $78 million contract
00:34:24
you know but all athletes to get paid that's because the NBA is uh really well run is there no salary cap or something in the NBA there's so much there is kind of rules like that but they they get
00:34:36
well paid and you know in the NFL most players play four years and get out and run a car dealership they're not all Travis Kelce they don't all start a cocaine
00:34:48
cartel like this guy well that guy yeah get out of that and get back to snowboarding
00:34:54
[ __ ] okay that's a good lesson I I don't know if he's busted or I guess well I don't know why he went into cocaine but he spent his life around white powder so could be a connection
00:35:05
there I do think it comes hand in hand Kevin Neen has such a great joke about that okay um all right what's the next
00:35:13
story you'll have to go to Kevin and watch yeah uh GOP outraged after trans singer on this is your Burnie impression but there's some vulgar lyrics at one of his rallies which I don't think he saw
00:35:26
coming oh have you heard the lyrics they're too rough to even read here oh oh and this is C of attacking Trump or something does your
00:35:37
God have a big fat DW because it feels like he's effing me does he shout shoot wads of honey and don't even read it it's well I'm I'm editing it for the
00:35:50
kids we have a huge under 10 under 10 fan Sunday I don't know yeah wow I wonder thank you Grace he thanked Grace after thank you Grace so she gets booed off he covers for it she has the voice
00:36:05
of an Angel the voice of an Angel Let's Play It Again the voice of an angel I'm Bernie Sanders and the Millionaires and the billionaires are doing
00:36:20
something all right we'll get off the story it's grosser than I thought I got to get my I like when you go she's got
00:36:27
the voice of an Angel the voice of an Angel okay here we go we're back to SNL fun how much does does an episode of SNL cost do you want to guess Dana do you know I would say $3
00:36:41
million three million Jesus Christ single episode of SNL costs way more than you think and that could be a
00:36:47
problem when Lauren Michaels Leaves the average SNL episode has about 10 sketches and two musical performances
00:36:52
there are currently 17 cast members total and 300 people in the credits each week much do you think all that costs a
00:36:59
single episode of SNL costs $4 million to make which comes out to about $100 million a season it turns out making 80
00:37:06
wigs 150 costumes a dozen sets each week not to mention Lauren's High fee and all the other 300 salaries adds up but
00:37:13
here's the thing according to vulture SNL is still very valuable to NBC it Remains the highest rated entertainment
00:37:18
show on network television in the 18 to 49 demo the only broadcasts that get better ratings are live sports and
00:37:24
because it's a legacy brand NBC can charge a lot for its ads and sponsorship deals but on a recent episode of the
00:37:30
Town podcast industry Insider Matt bellany speculated that Lauren Michaels himself is holding the line on the
00:37:35
show's budget because quote everyone is afraid of Lauren Michaels and that once he leaves the budget is going to get
00:37:41
slashed bellany quoted a prominent producer in this space who believes a million dollars can be cut from each
00:37:46
episode and that viewers wouldn't even know the difference but one has to wonder if those cuts would significantly change the show I don't worry about SNL
00:37:53
without Lauren because I think there are a lot of capable people who could run it but budget cuts could follow the show out from the
00:38:00
inside huh four million I said how much does a host get three no 5,000 usually 5,000 it's just an honorarium because it's like you get paid for the
00:38:13
exposure and a cast member you get paid for the exposure but those sets the you know and 300 people the crew and all the different departments everybody's Union
00:38:25
and the just how about the uh real estate being in Rockefeller Plaza with taking over all those floors and Studios
00:38:32
and yeah there's a reason there's not a lot of SNL's around it's so freaking hard and the the hair Department I mean it's so nerve-wracking because everything is last minute and then you
00:38:44
have to be topnotch with a wig and a look and um you know it's just and they have to have everything at their fingertips like if you say I need uh this for this sketch and they can't
00:38:55
leave the building a lot of times off obviously they have to but sometimes they dig in the back and find something a prop a wig a piece of wardrobe they
00:39:03
put it all together under extraordinary pressure and I One cast member I won't say who just go went to a
00:39:10
local um church and sort of prayed during the dinner time and then came back to do the show so the pressure is so extreme the fact that it's live like
00:39:21
that's what I love about it for me if a sketch isn't working I find that interesting and kind of funny I'm not
00:39:27
rude for it but you're getting to see something not work quite the way they want and believe me I've been in a few
00:39:33
of those turys so I know what in a couple is it David is a when you're in the sketch you're like what's going on
00:39:41
why is this not work what's and it's so horrible to try to finish it and then you run off grabbing the other guy going
00:39:47
what happened but you're already running to the next one well the worst is if you do the dress show and it kind of works
00:39:52
you come out of 8h and there's a page desk and all the people kind of hanging out right as you come out of ADH in your
00:39:59
costume your makeup yeah the dress show you come out first time they've seen it Full Tilt so they're hey and the air
00:40:07
Show's not as good you come out huh and they kind of look down check their phone hum actually to get from the home base to the page desk through the doors
00:40:18
is probably 15 seconds so you're hot off the presses of being in front of millions of people and then you walk right out and you're still like kind of Flying high in Adrenaline and it's fun to see everyone high five or do
00:40:30
something or say good job or especially if it worked and then when it doesn't it's the other way sick when you're in
00:40:36
the cold opening the only time that the the studio is you know quiet but everyone's ready to move and I'm coming off the stage and I was going to just
00:40:47
walk down this the front steps off the main stage but I decided last minute to jump and as I was just
00:40:55
jumping there was a guy with a trolley coming toward me and I thought [ __ ] I may land on this moving trolley and break my back you know but I didn't
00:41:08
sorry I was a little I was springy for my age I jump further than you thought [ __ ] whoops Heather was Heather was really into that story and then it ended with nothing
00:41:21
Well sum nothing happened I leaped yeah nothing happened but second in my head I thought holy [ __ ] ski and then I said up up and away and I
00:41:34
jumped but still what my point is you can really fall and get hit by cameras and everything's crazy I mean once they
00:41:41
say they SK they're out at commercial meaning you're still on camera the light goes off from Red yeah they go now you've got two minutes from next sketch everybody bolts and so they're pushing
00:41:54
props in waiting for that millisecond and they go because that New York sketch we did with Pete and John meany they we
00:42:01
could not get it right we kept running off while they pushed in tables and we're running into them they kept going
00:42:06
cut Spade you guys go this way they're coming this way got it Ram into them again they're like you don't get it what
00:42:12
are you doing they push the hot dog vendor out push us in they put Steam in the hot dogs fake Steam and we just kept
00:42:18
going we're so dumb and the first ad is so tough he's like a marine Chris and it
00:42:24
wasn't he's great he's funny but he he really uh he he rules that area because he he's responsible for safety doors open and they're opening doors for a
00:42:35
sketch doors closed guys you got to go faster you got to go fast let's do it again doors open closed so he has to R
00:42:42
run a tight ship he's the one we were a full Hazard he knew we were all idiots yeah he says five seconds for people who watch the show oh he's the one that goes five seconds which was started by Joe
00:42:53
disco but he does I believe disco disc anyway Joe Joe ticko you know you know love him the great the great the guy yeah started that I believe and Chris does a great job of it and I'm sitting
00:43:07
there and every time he goes five seconds I can tell by the audience if it's going to be rocking or not the way they were yeah okay next
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a new trend I don't know what it is there is officially a new trend these are all dumb but let's see going on a
00:45:06
first dat officially a new trend where women are completely coating themselves with full body glitter before first dat
00:45:13
for the express purpose of outing taken or married men who may be going to another woman they're calling it divorc dust apparently in a world where not everyone has joined their local are we
00:45:24
dating the same guy group women felt need to get a little bit more creative and apparently it's working allowing
00:45:30
glitter to truly live up to its scientific name the herpes of crafts one woman says that's actually how I caught
00:45:37
my ex-husband cheating I don't wear glitter but the other girl did I knew immediately so
00:45:46
glitter not be enough of a smoking G the um when in the old days if I'd go to a strip club also known as a dance club or go see the peelers um
00:46:01
where they peel their clothes off if you go to the peelers and they have glitter
00:46:07
on my friend would say I would take my shirt and put it at the bottom of the hamper because it's got to get Blended
00:46:15
in and get the glitter off because that's the first side of trouble and so that's probably an interesting schemy way to find out if some guys married and if
00:46:26
they are that's shitty so Hey listen every trick in the book whatever it takes I don't know who
00:46:32
the new James Bond what it's a way guys aren't coming out and being honest it's a way to find out I do like flushing them out of the brush because you get them caught so it's
00:46:43
their fault so he touches the woman who's covered in glitter it gets all over him then he goes he goes home to
00:46:48
his wife hi honey she sees the glitter and all hail breaks loose and they're like Dana wore a lot of glitter today I just kind of rubbed up against them sometimes sometimes and some
00:47:01
husbands in Washington DC they will get glittered up and they know it's a problem so they they uh hire Senator
00:47:10
John Kennedy to come in and sort of defend them to the wife now that's a good setup we went around a long way we got
00:47:22
there I love it you are accusing your husband let me get let make sure I get it right here get my notes Here my notes you are accusing your husbands of
00:47:34
infidelity of some glitter have you ever heard of a Five and Dime Store they sell
00:47:43
glitter don't they and that is where your hus just simple yes or no simple yes or no your words not
00:47:50
[Laughter] mine there's extra I don't know I just threw him in I think Johnny Carson comes home to his wife 1972 oh sorry joanny I
00:48:04
I didn't know I had glitter on me Ed McMahon had a vomitorium drink and Bo sorry vomitorium a
00:48:16
Twist I I told you earlier I was in the uh we had a piñata full of glitter today
00:48:22
to celebrate our 1 millionth episode I I'm sure it's in your ey Cal I will say this they should use it in combat because you if you get if it
00:48:35
comes down the glitter at some award or somewhere you can never get all of it out it's a that's what they're counting
00:48:42
on so I give kudos to those women for and you know how about not dating losers just a question mark yeah how about not dating married guys but the married guys don't say it in fairness and also if you
00:48:55
pick up your date she covered in glitter you just go okay we're just going to do fist bumps tonight all right let's move
00:49:02
on even though this is glitter was also the name of a Mariah Carey movie I don't know if you remember you should go home
00:49:07
and say this okay go ahead listen we covered politics we covered we do everything here yeah Sports MH SNL and now here's
00:49:18
science doctors doctors look inide inside your head with these new glasses in real time wow de detail images of your brain wow
00:49:32
wow I can read that this system increases the Precision of brain tumor removal whoa whoa um I love it I mean you know cuz I came from so weird remember Star
00:49:48
Trek yes I'm pretty young but I do remember I've heard about it Bones the doctor would just have a thing it make a
00:49:54
sound wave it over I can't believe you can see in her brain bones bones I can't believe your temperature is 98.6 gy that's normal she has a cerebral B
00:50:07
Hammer JY the future arrives in slow motion and all at once and I can't believe itwi his hands went you can op Spock you can operate on my brain just make sure I can still think about the strip club oh
00:50:23
we won't be touching that party of brainer I watched William Shatner last night in Deep Space 9 they did a mashup
00:50:30
and they put he did William Shatner from the 60s in Star Trek was in the future at Deep Space 9 and I couldn't believe it he was
00:50:42
great I love that guy man can we have William Shatner back on our podast we had him yeah we had him
00:50:48
on again he was just we what did you say Heather put him on super we can have video oh yeah he's on flying the wall of subsidiary of fly he's probably Super
00:51:01
Fly the most curious guest we ever had like he initially I'm curious do you guys feel the need to be on all the time that was the first thing he thought of
00:51:12
you know I have the need the Need for Speed was that fast believe what you he said the the the script was kind of stilted and boring so you had to make all his lines that's why you would pivot
00:51:25
and talk like that well fact to seven you know he justy to up like Rhythm and it was
00:51:33
genius you just can't ever you know he was great and Leonard neoy I mean come on Leonard nemoy neoy neoy I haven't heard that okay goad
00:51:47
okay any more should we wrap it up you can see when blindfolded oh is this autistic kids Heather you think H read they're able to play pingpong or ride a
00:51:59
bike I mean insane they're smar frequen they have more senses it's it's several techniques being used different groups
00:52:06
use different techniques but they all get to the same result yellow blue yellow orang is it autistic kids or kids
00:52:15
with scientifically measur maybe it's just kids the amount of light inside the mask to show that there's zero light so technically theck out basically you're
00:52:28
asking your brain to control your vision your brain see well actually you don't see with your eyes you see your brain yes it's your brain I mean the receptor you know it's like the
00:52:42
optical lens W you know but actually Vision controlled by that's me the combine wow so if you there is no light technically you're not supposed to see
00:52:54
because there's no reflection on object and yet uh with that training you can see complet without your eyes in the do so this is just you can take regular
00:53:05
people and try to get the I don't know about that I feel like I'd fail that class blindfold them and somehow this
00:53:11
device allows them to roller skate or jump around and they can see with their brain not with their
00:53:17
eyes yeah when people pick something up that's mine I go see with your eyes not your hands so that's well with if you got saw the long version and that then she finally toward the end they can see
00:53:29
with their brain but sometimes you get really stupid people like really dumb and we have them see with their brains and they get hurt immediately so you have to have a certain basic IQ level
00:53:40
for the device to work but some people are just just morons I mean they are really really stupid so I'm glad we didn't show that part here's a clever thing you can say if you're a kid and
00:53:52
you're on the playground it's a little thinky but when people say they take your they go oh that's cool can I see it and you pull back and you first you say see with your eyes not your hands that's
00:54:04
a good one for kids and then you see then you go oh there's no sea in it it's all dry land CA I like that is here's a
00:54:16
playground favorite and I'm sure you used it someone says hey Dana uh you're stupid I know you are but what am I that frustrates the [ __ ] out of little
00:54:29
kids try I'll do you David you can't see you can't you're you can't see very well I know CU I'm Rubber and your glue whatever you say to me bounces back and sticks on you I thought say I know you
00:54:42
are but what am I okay I know I forgot that one I I I went I went to a new Advanced one no those are the classics
00:54:50
Heather I know you are but what am I there you go she got it she knows her C today kids are more sensitive into psychology they'd say I know I am and you're not and start to cry so it's a
00:55:04
different I know I am my dad left me when I was four that's what I usually would say and then oh boy song and dance again did you did you get
00:55:15
an enforcer as a kid no I wish I would always make best friends like in fourth grade Steve Lee was the biggest strongest kid so I said he's going to be my new best friend and then he was my
00:55:27
enforcer so if someone tried to bully me I go talk to the Steve I'm I'm I go hey
00:55:33
you're big and dumb I'm Dave will you be my bully enforcer I got picked on all the time it was horrible they be mad at you because you were smart what are you GNA
00:55:45
do win the Chess Championship you're GNA win the spelling Beast Spade is that your plan you know right they go how's
00:55:52
reading 47 books the most in the school when you were in fifth grade and I go it's
00:55:59
fine and I go I didn't see that coming I was good at dodgeball I'm telling you I
00:56:04
was good at was good all I couldn't do tether ball that was a height orientated but dodgeball I was a speed demon
00:56:13
tetherballs overrated okay is there any or should we wrap it up I have to go into Happy Madison today okay okay um
00:56:24
just oh you this might be fun for you Dana you can be Jean Simmons roie for a day and it's
00:56:31
only $122,500 so you pay 12,500 you pay yeah you pay it Jean Simmons is a brilliant businessman I'm why don't we get a roie
00:56:43
for Superfly I'm gonna get this for you for Christmas maybe we'll do online we'll we'll ask on YouTube who would pay the most to fly here and sit sit with
00:56:56
Heather and you could laugh at all our jokes that most aren't funny at all not bad Heather's laughed at three
00:57:03
today three out of 1,000 not great how not off how many times did she KN off today I don't see sometimes I look sometimes she smiling and sometimes she's just literally drifting
00:57:15
off tilted once and I saw her just peeking out of a sleeping bag looking at you and then she Z in that you're it tilted I Greg cut that part out but
00:57:27
Heather was like oh my God what am i g how do I get away and she last week when she was six she was sitting on the floor
00:57:33
L leaning against a chair half lying on the floor but she showed up she's tough you are you all good now Heather she's close we talked about this
00:57:44
morning pretty close there's a lingering fatigue and a little bit of a cough that's what happened to me why missed
00:57:50
the 50th right and you were missed at the 50th we ion 60th I won't be at the 60th I'm waiting till the
00:58:02
100th why won't you be at the you're saying you won't go or you will go I will be at the 60th okay a guy
00:58:11
T um here's John Lovitz hey Lauren am I in the 60th should I book my flight I don't know we don't know yet we're we're going
00:58:22
to do a smash cut you're going to be in a Toys R Us unicycle and you won't really know why you're there and you'll say I'm not really mad I just want to know why I'm
00:58:34
here that's what I did last time you're going to get a you're going to be playing with Tinker Toys you know Tinker
00:58:41
Toys and you're GNA build an image that'll look like me is there a tinker toy rapper I love that that's not bad what's up yo I'm [ __ ] Tinker Toys
00:58:52
you can't tell who's a rapper anymore it used to be the you know you cannot shamb boozi is this great country western
00:58:59
ironically he's a te- toer but Shambo no his name is sham wowy no he's he was the
00:59:06
sweetest sweetest shabzi was such a stud yeah yeah he is a stud and he's got this great country western we should you know
00:59:18
we need monikers we need nicknames we're just Dana and David we should be something else I'm gonna call you scuzzy
00:59:25
what scuzzy wuz he was a bear scuzzy what with a question mark no my name's um pump
00:59:37
fake my name is lemon mering oh boy all right listen I have to go hold a press conference about the iHeart Awards it all comes back I've got a
00:59:54
citation 10 waiting for for me to go down and get the actual award and bring it back and I'll get the original we'll get you a copy no but anyone who listens to us thank you because it yeah thank
01:00:08
Keeps the Lights On most of the time thank you fact that we won anything is shocking um anyway appreciate it and uh thanks for tuning in any comments in the
01:00:21
YouTube we read them maybe I'll read some on the air next week just so we can we should get some yeah get some
01:00:26
feedback because I don't know about my little shtick today if it was really Landing but be on that remember it's
01:00:32
rough it's rough DRFT it's undercooked yes undercooked see I'm fishing when I do this podcast and then if I see the reaction I'll go more if I see another
01:00:44
kind of reaction I'll go l no I'll just do I'll see if you get a little nibble on the line
01:00:52
yeah okay thanks everybody this has been a presentation of Odyssey Superfly is executive produced by Dana Carvey and David Spade Jenna wife Burman of odssey Heather Santoro and Greg
01:01:05
Holtzman hope you liked it [Music]