00:00:03
[ __ ] we gotta keep that in Dana did you know oh
00:00:10
[ __ ] I know what happened you don't you don't know where your banana
00:00:15
is God damn it look I bananas by the way banana gate was a a big hit last week
00:00:24
but I have better banana P I took pictures of my banana you know what I'll send them in you know what I'll send
00:00:30
them in so Heather be ready guess I'll do it right after but put him in like
00:00:36
new nickname new nickname for you potassium
00:00:41
boy pottassium boy how are you today I course what's wrong with banana boy
00:00:47
banana boy all right potassium Pete God damn potassium well because they're full
00:00:53
of pottassium yeah I know I know I know that is not even why I eat them fun fact
00:00:59
though Stallone when he wanted to seem Dumber uh as Rocky he wouldn't eat any bananas
00:01:08
and the lack of pottassium would kind of lower his IQ fun fact J adri but at first he like yo
00:01:15
Adrian how you doing then no bananas for a month no bananas for two
00:01:25
years then he just eat rocks can we just say something quickly about about Sylvester
00:01:31
Stallone the guy's a genius he's brilliant so anyway go ahead will you
00:01:36
should we show where the movie Staying Alive John Travolta walks out I where he
00:01:44
directs it where where he's beginning it's trol it's this it's the sequel stay
00:01:51
alive stay alive and he's in the crowd in New York you know the same thing yeah he doesn't walk like this
00:01:57
though about potassium he walks like this he walks he walks like John trola
00:02:04
He Walks Like A Dancer yeah he walks like a dancer and in the crowd of New York he bumps into a dude and you turn
00:02:11
around and it's Stone who was the director he's doing a Hitchcock if you get the reference and then they and he's
00:02:17
also he looks more like he was in Cobra Cobra well he's always jacked they had a
00:02:23
behind the scenes of BTS I saw I think on MTV years ago and travol in between
00:02:29
takes you like no I'm going down the street like this and I'm bouncing around and then slide hits me and I turn I
00:02:35
don't see his face till the camera comes around so I think you should change the shot soone said you do what you do I do
00:02:43
what I do rubber chicken capish you know what this movie needs
00:02:48
more Easter eggs I love a good Easter egg yeah
00:02:55
Easter eggs equals we did it in um we did it in Greece you know more more Easter eggs makes for more box office so
00:03:02
I can get [ __ ] airplane Taylor Swift has a lot of Easter eggs in her videos
00:03:08
we have to figure it out later but that one's more obvious but uh you know I will say we're GNA I I have a banana
00:03:14
that looks like a um maybe an Ewok face and I have a banana picture
00:03:20
that looks like something else funny I'm going to put them in and then we'll just pop them in while we talk them okay I
00:03:26
have a question now yeah go ahead in the gross meat
00:03:31
when you're going to peel a fruit and a lot of people don't know that an avocado
00:03:36
is a piece of fruit if you open up that avocado and you see dark brown spots do
00:03:42
you kind of or a banana looks good on the outside
00:03:48
mushy and brown which one's more grotesque send us your letters you know I get this question a lot Dana um I
00:03:55
would say yeah you get avocado I will I'll cut out the black I don't care and
00:04:01
a banana I almost don't care about anything um if I I really like avocados
00:04:07
and if I get one that's like not quite there it yeah I don't it's not good I it goes right in the trash and I talked to
00:04:13
Stallone about that because yeah if you open the avocado it's got a lot of brown
00:04:19
spots you got to Chuck it rubber chicken Kish some of the old BTS is from Rocky
00:04:25
or he'd eat he'd crack open uh 12 avocados and then try to slam them down
00:04:30
and they W up eggs yeah they W up with eggs yeah potassium Pete I
00:04:37
got I used I used to do a lot better I got to work on I gotta get warmed up with these Impressions people don't send
00:04:43
in your letters but my cholta was slack this you know very much this this is
00:04:49
this is a good time to bring up how on Earth did we win an award last night with this garbage based on this last
00:04:56
three and a half minutes is what so anyway we have an announ to make I'll let potassium Pete Andor AKA David Spade
00:05:04
what happened David to our podcast what happened well apparently there's an iHeart uh award for they have an award
00:05:13
ceremony every year I think in Austin Texas not to be confused with
00:05:18
ostentatious they have an award deal every or a lot of types of podcast and
00:05:25
uh we were up for which I don't think for sure I knew comedy podcast of the
00:05:31
year um they have a lot of specific categories yes newscaster serious
00:05:38
news political comedy music uh lifestyle
00:05:43
whatever just yeah but only one we could name those yeah so we were up against
00:05:49
some good competition I think Nikki Glazer I think May Rogan maybe caller
00:05:54
daddy is Rogan the goat anyway we won and it's very
00:06:00
and uh we just heard that last night
00:06:05
and shockingly no not that shockly we do a good job I think but all those are
00:06:11
good so uh I it's just sort of the way it is but I'll take it I'll take whatever the situation is I'll take it
00:06:17
well first of all it's very old school because you would normally Auto auto U
00:06:22
audio text me and I actually it was like 11 o'clock at night bum bum bum knock at
00:06:28
the door and they said telegram from Mr David Spade so I'm opening the telegram
00:06:33
from you last night look IHOP radio comedy podcast the year stop you and
00:06:39
David spay congratulations stop stop I'm telling you this the greatest podcast
00:06:45
anyone's ever seen stop you are the winner and Champion tonight you're on top of the world tomorrow you may be
00:06:51
nowhere stop and finally I sto then it's and then I say so now how do I send
00:06:59
this do I pay you stop and I'm like that wasn't supposed to be part of it well just I love that oldfashioned 1920s
00:07:06
thing telegram for Mr danag from Mr David hus Spade also known as potassium
00:07:15
Pete dang I'm working that one but anyway let's go back to the winning look
00:07:21
it's always feels good we you know it is kind of a small deal that's Al actually
00:07:27
kind of a big deal because they don't say you won comedy podcast
00:07:33
they add of the year which gives it so much gravitas it sounds so and the
00:07:38
winner of 2024 podcast of the year is fly on the
00:07:43
wall and that's why it seems so big of the Year well it's funny at the Oscars
00:07:49
they don't say the the best movie of the year they just say best movie right I
00:07:56
think so and look we have a lot like comparing it to the
00:08:01
we Sorry Conan you you killed it you were great at the
00:08:07
Oscars oh boy uh oh you happy winners are disgustingly gross in a turnoff and
00:08:14
they W all of we're fans of all the people who didn't even get nominated Shane Gillis farewell we're we're extra
00:08:22
giddy today which is kind of gross no are we extra giddy we were not
00:08:27
taking it that seriously are we we're drinking the Kool-Aid it's so sickening there's nothing funnier than a bad
00:08:34
winner and we probably never win again oh we're we're sickening sorry Joe
00:08:39
Rogan I will say shout out to boow and yang because boow and yang and his won
00:08:45
the best podcast of the whole year of everybody of just any podcast of all categories that's podcast damn yeah um
00:08:54
he's a uh we work together friend of the show I
00:08:59
worked with him for 10 weeks a great guy uh fif f i smelling Emmy nomination I
00:09:08
think he's gotten four in a row amination this is one I would tease my
00:09:14
friend John Lovitz f54 whoops somebody got a
00:09:21
nomination but it's an an and an am it's not exactly fitting perfectly are we
00:09:27
really giddy Greg or we just Punchy yeah we're sick I'm just Punchy you're Punchy from your long gig
00:09:34
you did on the weekend right and your big coffee cup you're trying to lift God dang look at
00:09:40
that I know listen it's not a big cup doesn't it look big it does look Giant
00:09:46
in the frame but where does it look back here David you don't know about Ratio or photography look look I don't and then I
00:09:52
take a sip and it's up here how do you have a small cup now I don't know but here look um this spreads around we have
00:10:00
a lot of look everybody all our peers are great of course we're joking around we're very lucky to get it and it's an
00:10:06
honor but it's all over the world like our podcast is in Thailand and all over the world oh my God and we have fans
00:10:13
well the every podcast is all over the world so there's a gentleman in Japan
00:10:18
who I've done before and he's he's very nice but he lives he's a fan in J from Japan he lives in a very active seismic
00:10:25
area of Japan lot of earthquakes over there I heard and he got a telegram too
00:10:31
after you telegram me I telegrammed him and then he's reading it
00:10:38
was IH he and then an earthquake hits you know
00:10:48
[Music] whoa that was more like a Tremor I feel
00:11:01
oh uh it's starting
00:11:11
again Jesus and then it goes back to telegram can we do that he's not
00:11:19
even well we've done it a 100 times I think we can we can do it we're going to look all
00:11:26
balance don't get our W taken away immediately here's a by way we're still talking
00:11:31
about the award is great okay what does red rednecky say about it this is a redneck and gets an earthquake down
00:11:37
Mississippi see okay I can't believe Dan Garney and David spuder got the damn
00:11:43
best comedy podcast year that's good news man that's good news he's talking
00:11:48
to a friend and then all of a sudden what the mother [ __ ] they don't get earthquakes in
00:11:55
[Applause] Mississippi I like that version okay I
00:12:01
could do every nationality but there's something about a Japanese gentleman in an earthquake so
00:12:09
something about it I like the people that are listening like going you're please still not talking about this award yes we are yes well what we're
00:12:17
we're putting bits in between that we you know we're screaming the rooftops
00:12:23
are we too serious about this are we giddy about it look we won the iHeart
00:12:29
[Laughter] just to reiterate comedy podcast year no
00:12:38
one thought we win it and we won it I don't care what anybody say sorry I
00:12:46
got I like when the like a best actor or actress will will win the award at the
00:12:52
Oscars and they go and then toward the end of their speech they go and to my other fellow nominees you're so good oh
00:12:58
my God God you're not the best but you're so good you're so close and there's always next year and you're you
00:13:05
really do a good job you're not this but you're and I'm not that's really good
00:13:10
for you I'll be honest okay I'm GNA make a confession I'd only seen D Dune two I
00:13:19
watched the Oscars because Conan was so great but I didn't know and and I it was
00:13:24
sort of weird when someone's greatest moment Superstar and it's like Barbara fleek W is now winning hi my name's
00:13:32
Barbara fle I mean I don't know I'm Ed clnic and I am the cinema I just didn't
00:13:38
know anybody man the names were weird makes you feel either old or just out of it
00:13:44
where the only one I saw was a snora whoa a little Hollywood minute dig
00:13:51
no Anora I haven't seen it it did take me three times to get through it because
00:13:56
the first half hour is like sax and a strip club and all sounds great but I
00:14:02
kept going if this is up for best movie like where are we going with this where are we going I think it had too much of
00:14:08
a Runway to get into it it was just a long ramp up uh then it got more
00:14:13
interesting second half of course but best movie of the year I don't know I thought Dune 2 was pretty cool and I'm
00:14:19
not really all over those type of movies I thought it was very well done I thought it was brilliant and I'll tell you what look here's the deal you know
00:14:27
it's no one here's the deal here's the i k around come on I got to want an Oscar
00:14:33
faster than anyone's ever want an Oscar in her life the winner goes to Joe Biden
00:14:38
so uh Oscar Meyer had a wiener Oscar Meyer had a wiener dog with
00:14:45
mustard mustard and cicles on the dog of the wiener thank you Joe no um in not
00:14:54
pro profound look we have live streaming we have a billion movies and it just
00:14:59
dilutes the process it's not anyone's fault in my day in the 70s you would
00:15:04
have movie stars that you would never see anywhere except the Oscars Nicholson John Wayne would be there Bert Lancaster
00:15:11
Carrie Grant Bradford everybody had seen the movie everyone had seen the Godfather you know Liz or alien or
00:15:19
whatever Liz Taylor so it's just a different kind of um situation and uh
00:15:24
yeah they're not all on [ __ ] Snapchat Christ sakes you know you don't get to see Robert Redford doing Tick
00:15:31
Tock what is this the winner want 2100 people saw the people the best picture
00:15:37
the year Cur I will tell you this this might be one of our stories but Anora I'm I'm not
00:15:43
making fun of it it's pretty good movie ignora was that your pun ignora ignora is better that I said a snora oh ignora
00:15:51
I didn't see IGN [ __ ] that's hot I can't believe I topped you you're the king of that style
00:15:57
yeah I like that one better huh when to say the bus Bo oh we do have
00:16:02
a young lady in bus boys that I flirt with in the movie that was had a part in
00:16:10
ignora and uh okay we can make fun of Anora because it won so who cares but uh
00:16:15
she was great in she there's not many people in Anora if you've seen it there's it's a small movie small cast
00:16:23
not that many locations that's why it was $6 million movie but the girl that plays the comp competitive uh dancer in
00:16:30
her club with the red hair is in bus boys that's interesting isn't it that's
00:16:37
interesting you know she's good I like I like that a $6 million doll movie that's
00:16:43
just real and cool and I haven't seen it can win the Oscar I mean back in the day
00:16:48
you'd have these 300 million like the Titanic when it's going down by the way
00:16:53
I don't know why when it was going down and Rose and Jack to Caprio and Heather thanks the
00:17:01
woman thanks for clearing that up Kate winlet Kate so they as there the ship's
00:17:08
going down the billion dollar movie one of the greatest scenes in the history of film when they ride the ship they say
00:17:14
before that for an hour they call each other every second by their name Rose rose this way Rose Jack where this way
00:17:22
come down here rose rose Jack Jack Rose you think by two hours into the movie
00:17:28
they would know each other names I don't say David every time I talk to you no you know what happens when you write a
00:17:33
movie and this is truth this is real inside baseball you you you you go away
00:17:38
from a scene you write it for a couple days you go to the next scene and you're like hey hey Rose can we you forget and
00:17:46
then you realize you almost start every scene with someone saying the other one's name because you don't see it in a
00:17:51
row and then when you see it cut together you're like holy [ __ ] no one says like when I'm with you I barely
00:17:57
call you Dana it's just you know we just talk and and in movies you got to be careful you say someone's name sometimes
00:18:03
too much yeah that's the point and also screenwriters tip from a sometimes actor
00:18:11
I don't like when I read a script and there's just my character has so many exclamation points it's like first thing
00:18:18
I do is get rid of every exclamation point Hello exclamation point how's it going exclamation point where you yell
00:18:24
and all caps everything is all caps and you're like yeah all right let's this script down a bit now what about this I
00:18:31
saw rough cut of Titanic and it was temp sound CU they didn't have all the money
00:18:37
seriously okay go ahead and when the ship was going down it was it was an
00:18:42
hour of just you hear BL BL BL BL because he didn't have all the real noises in yet [Laughter]
00:18:50
funny yeah it was just someone doing that I guess but it sounded real but then they
00:18:57
added like screaming later actual good sounds just an insert and a call back to boow yangang uh one of the ways that I
00:19:04
first noticed how funny he was is when he played the iceberg that was hit by the ship from
00:19:09
Titan on on up that a tie how do you think I felt you know that was just a funny take it was a good bit a very good
00:19:17
bit also throwing back to Anora again that one of the stories I read over the
00:19:24
last week was it cost 6 million and it was an interesting little tidbit that
00:19:30
they spent $18 million on a Oscar push with advertising so three times the
00:19:37
budget you know it's the way the way I mean our B our advertising budget for this show is 27 million I was going to
00:19:45
say $39 we could go one way or the other way much it's one billion a year
00:19:52
and that's why winning comedy podcast the year full circle
00:19:57
[Music]
00:20:05
Spade is feisty uh of energy I I do have energy and I do tell you Dana I I'm
00:20:12
running around all day doing lots of nothing but I do a lot of it and uh I do
00:20:18
Showbiz stuff I'm your typical Showbiz phony I bu yeah MH what I do sometimes
00:20:24
is I do eat a lot because I have a little bit of low blood sugar so I eat consistently I do that's a fair
00:20:30
statement and I think people should anyway but this huel is a sponsor of ours and uh so I didn't have it but I
00:20:39
got it you know because they're a new sponsor and then I grabbed it on the way out one day because sometimes I just
00:20:46
don't want to eat a full meal I don't want to eat even a bar yeah and it's
00:20:51
just easier just to sip uh sometimes they even sip it on the show because it's easier um anyway it's got uh 35
00:20:59
grams of protein 27 vitamins and minerals it's low on sugar it's all in a bottle uh it's very
00:21:06
handy uh hu is a global Complete Nutrition brand it's got 500 meals sold
00:21:11
so basically it's easy to run and Gun with it so it tastes good uh and new
00:21:19
customer shopping at hu.com can try it for 15% off plus a free gift using my
00:21:25
code not yours fly at huel that's H l- um but yeah so that's the
00:21:34
one I think mine is chocolate I think but they have
00:21:39
yeah Heather says yes so it's great I mean I think if you're busy and you need
00:21:45
a balanced meal and you gota gotta start to travel go drive this is the go-to the
00:21:50
heal Black Edition yeah there's no cooking there's no heating it up there's no you know you get a hang it just it
00:21:57
sort of evens me out just go go go and then I do my jumping jacks uh or
00:22:03
whatever I do um this is you having H Black Edition oh yeah thanks
00:22:11
Heather acting it up then hears me leaving the
00:22:17
house no hu is a perfectly balanced meal yeah join the the community of holigans
00:22:23
with the exclusive offer for new customers of 15% plus a free free gift
00:22:29
exclusive code fly at hu.com that's 15% plus a free gift for new customers using
00:22:35
my exclusive code fly at huel.com unlock a healthier easier way to eat with huel
00:22:42
nutritionally complete meals and minutes so you can focus on what really matters
00:22:48
Showbiz I will say and I don't know if we mentioned this earlier about the iHeart award but
00:22:55
um we we forgot to tell everybody to like vote for I I don't know if we were
00:23:01
a th% aware to say hey everybody get on there and click so that's even more
00:23:06
shocking that we would get wait a minute so it was open to just people that I
00:23:11
would imagine they have so oh wow I don't know I don't know how people would
00:23:17
vote and I I but we appreciate it so we are very humbled and very it's very nice that we got that we will maybe stop
00:23:24
talking about it now but I think that's a lot well no I just I just heard um oh we're getting a
00:23:31
message I don't think it was a voting thing more like an academy I think winners are chosen forumula
00:23:44
performance hold on we'll come back to this put a by the way I'm a fan of uh Bobby
00:23:52
Kennedy Jr because he's a [ __ ] disturber and um he looks cool you watch
00:23:58
him you know you know walks into that chamber he's a he's a Kennedy you know he comes from that Vibe he's all tan
00:24:04
ripped too and he's ripped and and he has Donia which my brother has on his hand it's just a rigidity in his vocal
00:24:11
cords and his voice is pretty cool I think big Pharma big Pharma and
00:24:19
the pharmaceutical companies in the big egg are poisoning our children and I
00:24:25
figure why not get an AI JFK so that translate I'll use a AI
00:24:32
JFK commencing AI JFK the uh the big
00:24:37
Agriculture and the big farmers they are indeed poisoning our children we criticize and we ask
00:24:45
questions not because it's easy but because it's hard just the thought I like it yeah
00:24:53
what about that his voice some sometimes the funniest thing is in the middle of
00:24:58
that you gave yourself a thumbs down and I don't know why thing look these bits aren't worked out
00:25:05
and I just thought uh I just like these non-status quo dudes like Bobby Ken and
00:25:10
I heard him on um Rogan for three hours then I kind of got his whole his whole thing you people say his voice is a bit
00:25:18
irritating which is rude because it's an Affliction but he said if he did get this new appointment that he would
00:25:26
instead of giving speed just he would set up a group chat with America and then it would be less irrit
00:25:33
he would just talk and then we could all look and listen to it I don't um that's
00:25:38
another bit and it didn't it didn't seem to do that great um but that's funny some of these are undercooked no no no I
00:25:45
I was just I was thinking I that's funny I thought it sound you played it so straight I thought oh group chat you
00:25:51
know I know group chat it sounds funny he on WhatsApp join me on WhatsApp for
00:25:57
it really bother me I think he does very well with it and you get used to it let
00:26:03
me go with AI JFK commencing AI JFK I don't think uh
00:26:12
my voice is a problem I think I've presented very well with it and I speak
00:26:18
this way not because it's easy but because it's hard ah okay
00:26:26
we well I love doing JK you tweaked it up you know where that reference is we don't do it because it's
00:26:33
easy because it's hard yeah that's from some famous speech end to go to the Moon before the end of this decade we don't
00:26:40
do it because it's easy we do it because it's you finish it we don't fake The Landing because it's easy we fake it
00:26:46
because it's hard we pretend to go to the Moon not because it's easy because it takes
00:26:51
technical difficulties it's hard we have actors we have sets and props we don't
00:26:57
actually go to the moon but we pretend that we go to the Moon that's Capricorn 10 I think I don't know all right here
00:27:02
we go I love Capricorn one ihart ihart is giving okay podcast winners in each
00:27:09
category will will be determined by a panel of Blue Ribbon podcast industry leaders creatives and Visionaries I'm
00:27:16
all three of those things uh each year podcast fans help decide at least that's
00:27:21
what it says am my linked beside the winner yeah oh okay they vote online
00:27:27
Okay I IH heart podcast all right I just want to thank thank people for voting now we have a whole new
00:27:33
thing I just can't believe that people okay I'm doing mark p by the way let get
00:27:39
should we get to the headlines or do we have any or do you have any more stories one more I'm working on Elon Musk and I
00:27:47
don't really have it but the fact that he talks very soft and lilting and I think it's funny when Trump is sitting
00:27:53
next to him and the tie is really long and Trump's just sitting listening to Elon and the tie is touching the ground
00:27:58
Elon goes on for five minutes so we can we we can't afford it the government is to be spending too much money and if we
00:28:05
get the government's Poney down the inflation will come down and then they go Mr President Trump goes what he said
00:28:11
what he said he's a he's a smart cookie he's a smart cookie he's a tough cookie
00:28:16
he's a tough cookie he's a sweet cookie he's a cookie crumble he's a Cookie Monster he's a chipso he a ladun
00:28:23
remember Lun everybody knows l so that's my little
00:28:28
I like that that's your cookie run it's a good one actually these are things I share on on the podcast now that all
00:28:35
these people voted for us just as embryonic Beginnings I want them to come out on our podcast first and then later
00:28:43
on talk shows you know yeah so okay uh
00:28:48
anything about your gig on the weekend or no I played a recreational vehicle park in
00:28:56
Arizona it's RV park and it was thousands of RVs and
00:29:02
little houses we got the best [ __ ] in the greater Arizona area by the way
00:29:08
the Native Son of Arizona is one David potassium Pete Spade so you came up but
00:29:15
yeah here's the here's the thing about that they had a like a theater couple thousand people they were
00:29:22
the nicest audience it was 55 and up and they were the nicest coolest audience
00:29:28
tons of energy so don't judge an RV park by its I didn't you little winner they
00:29:35
would auction off an Arrow Head you know when I'm AR Arizona we'd always find arrow heads in the ground oh that's kind
00:29:42
of HIIT from the Native American population that we took over yeah I guess or whatever stole it more like
00:29:50
they used to hang out there that's how I soften it a bit Yeah they would always be buzzing around there so all right
00:29:56
well that's kind of my stick why don't why let's do things I don't have any shticks about my week I don't know
00:30:02
really where did you play what are you guys doing on Saturday what I do Saturday what are you doing on Saturday
00:30:08
oh this Saturday we're going to Fantasy Springs tomorrow night Fantasy Springs
00:30:17
well it's actually closer to India not that anybody's counting but it's you know they're doing the Indian Wells
00:30:23
Tennis tournament I wonder if it's on purpose that we're there during that
00:30:29
huh interesting well it was the combine when we were playing Indianapolis so maybe they're just looking sporting
00:30:35
events and different things kind of knowing it would boost our ticket sales
00:30:40
because I was talking to Theo about maybe doing a show night before UFC events in cities because we have similar
00:30:46
crowd you know and uh sometimes people get in the night four there's nothing to do but that's similar that's uh that
00:30:53
that's uh whatever it'll be fun Fantasy Springs it's a pretty big room so we're excited to play it and uh we will we
00:31:01
hope to see you there and we will report on it next week com uh hold on
00:31:06
commencing um JFK interface for David Spade we are playing a Fantasy Springs
00:31:15
Casino and we uh feel that it's going to be a good show we'd love to all see you
00:31:20
there we don't do it because it's easy we do it because it's yeah we don't
00:31:25
drive all the way to palom Springs because it's easy we do it because it's a long way but we will do it and bring
00:31:31
the show hard and we will do sets of Comedy then we will come out together
00:31:37
take questions and answers from the crowd dcing JFK
00:31:43
interface I'm not GNA show the crowd my wiener because it's easy I'm gonna oh you get it okay um that's so bad it's
00:31:54
brilliant first story ex Olympics snowboarder Ryan wedding among FBI's 10
00:32:00
Most Wanted for alleged role and he's this guy's Olympic snowboarder Heather
00:32:06
he's tied into A1 billion dollar he runs a billion dollar cocaine ring unless he got merked did anything happen to him I
00:32:14
don't know I mean have you heard this story Dana he was in the Olympics I did see it and you know what most Olympic
00:32:21
I'm not forgiving what he's just decided to make money as but most Olympic
00:32:27
athletes don't make that much money a few do so I'm not sure exactly exactly
00:32:33
mhm I would be getting into this field you know Olympics are tough because I
00:32:39
love them but it's grueling all day training all your life that's all you know for maybe a 10c run and if you
00:32:47
don't do it perfectly where are you do you do it four more years for the next Olympics and what do you really really
00:32:54
really get um because afterwards Maybe maybe you are if you win the gold maybe
00:33:01
you're a coach maybe you go where do you go cuz you've spent all your time not in school you're training to be the best
00:33:06
the best which is a huge achievement but after that where is the huge payoff it's
00:33:12
like vets coming back it's like you do it for your country whatever country you come back and some countries really
00:33:17
treat you well and some treat you medium I'm not saying we don't I'm saying America I love Olympic athletes I think
00:33:23
it's great but I want them to have more rewards going on in the future because it's a tough gig yeah I mean for track
00:33:31
and field it's the most popular sport in the world for like a week every four years but there's still the diamond
00:33:36
league and other things but yeah the drama of it for us is so intense fun for
00:33:42
the crowd yeah and then you everyone knows that injuries or whatever they
00:33:48
they may not be there in four years it's very hard to make the American track and field team and this year the winner was
00:33:55
the closest of all time 0. 031 100s of a second in the 100 meter
00:34:01
dash noes just literally like that right remember yeah
00:34:08
so yeah it makes it very dramatic but I don't know most of them don't make a lot of money in track and field not like you
00:34:13
can a baseball or basketball player he averages two points a game and gets
00:34:19
grabs a rebound he plays six minutes a game just signed a $78 million contract
00:34:24
you know but all athletes to get paid that's because the NBA is uh really well
00:34:30
run is there no salary cap or something in the NBA there's so much there is kind of rules like that but they they get
00:34:36
well paid and you know in the NFL most players play four years and get out and
00:34:42
run a car dealership they're not all Travis Kelce they don't all start a cocaine
00:34:48
cartel like this guy well that guy yeah get out of that and get back to snowboarding
00:34:54
[ __ ] okay that's a good lesson I I don't know if he's busted or I guess
00:35:00
well I don't know why he went into cocaine but he spent his life around white powder so could be a connection
00:35:05
there I do think it comes hand in hand Kevin Neen has such a great joke about that okay um all right what's the next
00:35:13
story you'll have to go to Kevin and watch yeah uh GOP outraged after trans
00:35:20
singer on this is your Burnie impression but there's some vulgar lyrics at one of his rallies which I don't think he saw
00:35:26
coming oh have you heard the lyrics they're too rough to even read here oh
00:35:32
oh and this is C of attacking Trump or something does your
00:35:37
God have a big fat DW because it feels like he's effing me does he shout shoot
00:35:44
wads of honey and don't even read it it's well I'm I'm editing it for the
00:35:50
kids we have a huge under 10 under 10 fan Sunday I don't know yeah wow I
00:35:58
wonder thank you Grace he thanked Grace after thank you Grace so she gets booed off he covers for it she has the voice
00:36:05
of an Angel the voice of an Angel Let's Play It Again the voice of an angel I'm
00:36:13
Bernie Sanders and the Millionaires and the billionaires are doing
00:36:20
something all right we'll get off the story it's grosser than I thought I got to get my I like when you go she's got
00:36:27
the voice of an Angel the voice of an Angel okay here we go we're back to SNL
00:36:33
fun how much does does an episode of SNL cost do you want to guess Dana do you know I would say $3
00:36:41
million three million Jesus Christ single episode of SNL costs way more than you think and that could be a
00:36:47
problem when Lauren Michaels Leaves the average SNL episode has about 10 sketches and two musical performances
00:36:52
there are currently 17 cast members total and 300 people in the credits each week much do you think all that costs a
00:36:59
single episode of SNL costs $4 million to make which comes out to about $100 million a season it turns out making 80
00:37:06
wigs 150 costumes a dozen sets each week not to mention Lauren's High fee and all the other 300 salaries adds up but
00:37:13
here's the thing according to vulture SNL is still very valuable to NBC it Remains the highest rated entertainment
00:37:18
show on network television in the 18 to 49 demo the only broadcasts that get better ratings are live sports and
00:37:24
because it's a legacy brand NBC can charge a lot for its ads and sponsorship deals but on a recent episode of the
00:37:30
Town podcast industry Insider Matt bellany speculated that Lauren Michaels himself is holding the line on the
00:37:35
show's budget because quote everyone is afraid of Lauren Michaels and that once he leaves the budget is going to get
00:37:41
slashed bellany quoted a prominent producer in this space who believes a million dollars can be cut from each
00:37:46
episode and that viewers wouldn't even know the difference but one has to wonder if those cuts would significantly change the show I don't worry about SNL
00:37:53
without Lauren because I think there are a lot of capable people who could run it but budget cuts could follow the show out from the
00:38:00
inside huh four million I said how much does a host get three no 5,000
00:38:07
usually 5,000 it's just an honorarium because it's like you get paid for the
00:38:13
exposure and a cast member you get paid for the exposure but those sets the you
00:38:19
know and 300 people the crew and all the different departments everybody's Union
00:38:25
and the just how about the uh real estate being in Rockefeller Plaza with taking over all those floors and Studios
00:38:32
and yeah there's a reason there's not a lot of SNL's around it's so freaking
00:38:37
hard and the the hair Department I mean it's so nerve-wracking because everything is last minute and then you
00:38:44
have to be topnotch with a wig and a look and um you know it's just and they
00:38:50
have to have everything at their fingertips like if you say I need uh this for this sketch and they can't
00:38:55
leave the building a lot of times off obviously they have to but sometimes they dig in the back and find something a prop a wig a piece of wardrobe they
00:39:03
put it all together under extraordinary pressure and I One cast member I won't say who just go went to a
00:39:10
local um church and sort of prayed during the dinner time and then came
00:39:15
back to do the show so the pressure is so extreme the fact that it's live like
00:39:21
that's what I love about it for me if a sketch isn't working I find that interesting and kind of funny I'm not
00:39:27
rude for it but you're getting to see something not work quite the way they want and believe me I've been in a few
00:39:33
of those turys so I know what in a couple is it David is a when you're in the sketch you're like what's going on
00:39:41
why is this not work what's and it's so horrible to try to finish it and then you run off grabbing the other guy going
00:39:47
what happened but you're already running to the next one well the worst is if you do the dress show and it kind of works
00:39:52
you come out of 8h and there's a page desk and all the people kind of hanging out right as you come out of ADH in your
00:39:59
costume your makeup yeah the dress show you come out first time they've seen it Full Tilt so they're hey and the air
00:40:07
Show's not as good you come out huh and they kind of look down check their
00:40:12
phone hum actually to get from the home base to the page desk through the doors
00:40:18
is probably 15 seconds so you're hot off the presses of being in front of
00:40:24
millions of people and then you walk right out and you're still like kind of Flying high in Adrenaline and it's fun to see everyone high five or do
00:40:30
something or say good job or especially if it worked and then when it doesn't it's the other way sick when you're in
00:40:36
the cold opening the only time that the the studio is you know quiet but
00:40:41
everyone's ready to move and I'm coming off the stage and I was going to just
00:40:47
walk down this the front steps off the main stage but I decided last minute to jump and as I was just
00:40:55
jumping there was a guy with a trolley coming toward me and I thought [ __ ] I
00:41:00
may land on this moving trolley and break my back you know but I didn't
00:41:08
sorry I was a little I was springy for my age I jump further than you thought
00:41:15
[ __ ] whoops Heather was Heather was really into that story and then it ended with nothing
00:41:21
Well sum nothing happened I leaped yeah nothing happened but
00:41:28
second in my head I thought holy [ __ ] ski and then I said up up and away and I
00:41:34
jumped but still what my point is you can really fall and get hit by cameras and everything's crazy I mean once they
00:41:41
say they SK they're out at commercial meaning you're still on camera the light
00:41:47
goes off from Red yeah they go now you've got two minutes from next sketch everybody bolts and so they're pushing
00:41:54
props in waiting for that millisecond and they go because that New York sketch we did with Pete and John meany they we
00:42:01
could not get it right we kept running off while they pushed in tables and we're running into them they kept going
00:42:06
cut Spade you guys go this way they're coming this way got it Ram into them again they're like you don't get it what
00:42:12
are you doing they push the hot dog vendor out push us in they put Steam in the hot dogs fake Steam and we just kept
00:42:18
going we're so dumb and the first ad is so tough he's like a marine Chris and it
00:42:24
wasn't he's great he's funny but he he really uh he he rules that area because
00:42:30
he he's responsible for safety doors open and they're opening doors for a
00:42:35
sketch doors closed guys you got to go faster you got to go fast let's do it again doors open closed so he has to R
00:42:42
run a tight ship he's the one we were a full Hazard he knew we were all idiots
00:42:47
yeah he says five seconds for people who watch the show oh he's the one that goes five seconds which was started by Joe
00:42:53
disco but he does I believe disco disc anyway Joe Joe ticko you know you know
00:43:00
love him the great the great the guy yeah started that I believe and Chris does a great job of it and I'm sitting
00:43:07
there and every time he goes five seconds I can tell by the audience if
00:43:12
it's going to be rocking or not the way they were yeah okay next
00:43:17
[Music]
00:43:26
one I was going crazy the other day because I I was had a gig and I had to send stuff ahead of time and
00:43:34
uh it's just too hard to put together we don't have any time and life in general
00:43:40
as you know can be chaotic but if you're in charge of order fulfillment at an e-commerce business which is kind of meh
00:43:48
you know that it's its own special kind of chaos but with ship station you can count on your day-to-day remaining calm
00:43:55
which is what I want come on ship St I know you save hours and money every month by shipping from all your stores
00:44:01
with One login automating repetitive tasks and finding the best rates among all the global
00:44:07
carriers I think it's a pain in the neck to ship stuff sometimes so it's great this product is trying to make it easy
00:44:14
and fast you never need to upgrade ship station grows with your business no matter how big it gets it's the fastest
00:44:22
David and most affordable way to ship products to your customers with counts
00:44:27
up to 88% off UPS DHL Express and USPS rates
00:44:34
and up to 90% off Fedex rates that's pretty monst I'm no mathematician but
00:44:40
hello no you are not but it is a lot uh calm the chaos of order fulfillment with
00:44:46
the shipping software that delivers switch to ship station today go to shipstation.com and use code Superfly to
00:44:53
sign up for your free trial that's shipstation.com code Superfly what is this story is this
00:45:00
a new trend I don't know what it is there is officially a new trend these are all dumb but let's see going on a
00:45:06
first dat officially a new trend where women are completely coating themselves with full body glitter before first dat
00:45:13
for the express purpose of outing taken or married men who may be going to
00:45:18
another woman they're calling it divorc dust apparently in a world where not everyone has joined their local are we
00:45:24
dating the same guy group women felt need to get a little bit more creative and apparently it's working allowing
00:45:30
glitter to truly live up to its scientific name the herpes of crafts one woman says that's actually how I caught
00:45:37
my ex-husband cheating I don't wear glitter but the other girl did I knew immediately so
00:45:46
glitter not be enough of a smoking G the um when in the old days if I'd go to a
00:45:54
strip club also known as a dance club or go see the peelers um
00:46:01
where they peel their clothes off if you go to the peelers and they have glitter
00:46:07
on my friend would say I would take my shirt and put it at the bottom of the hamper because it's got to get Blended
00:46:15
in and get the glitter off because that's the first side of trouble and so
00:46:20
that's probably an interesting schemy way to find out if some guys married and if
00:46:26
they are that's shitty so Hey listen every trick in the book whatever it takes I don't know who
00:46:32
the new James Bond what it's a way guys aren't coming out
00:46:37
and being honest it's a way to find out I do like flushing them out of the brush because you get them caught so it's
00:46:43
their fault so he touches the woman who's covered in glitter it gets all over him then he goes he goes home to
00:46:48
his wife hi honey she sees the glitter and all hail breaks loose and they're
00:46:54
like Dana wore a lot of glitter today I just kind of rubbed up against them sometimes sometimes and some
00:47:01
husbands in Washington DC they will get glittered up and they know it's a problem so they they uh hire Senator
00:47:10
John Kennedy to come in and sort of defend them to the wife now that's a
00:47:15
good setup we went around a long way we got
00:47:22
there I love it you are accusing your husband let me get let make sure I get
00:47:27
it right here get my notes Here my notes you are accusing your husbands of
00:47:34
infidelity of some glitter have you ever heard of a Five and Dime Store they sell
00:47:43
glitter don't they and that is where your hus just simple yes or no simple yes or no your words not
00:47:50
[Laughter] mine there's extra I don't know I just
00:47:57
threw him in I think Johnny Carson comes home to his wife 1972 oh sorry joanny I
00:48:04
I didn't know I had glitter on me Ed McMahon had a vomitorium drink and
00:48:09
Bo sorry vomitorium a
00:48:16
Twist I I told you earlier I was in the uh we had a piñata full of glitter today
00:48:22
to celebrate our 1 millionth episode I I'm sure it's in your ey
00:48:28
Cal I will say this they should use it in combat because you if you get if it
00:48:35
comes down the glitter at some award or somewhere you can never get all of it out it's a that's what they're counting
00:48:42
on so I give kudos to those women for and you know how about not dating losers
00:48:49
just a question mark yeah how about not dating married guys but the married guys don't say it in fairness and also if you
00:48:55
pick up your date she covered in glitter you just go okay we're just going to do fist bumps tonight all right let's move
00:49:02
on even though this is glitter was also the name of a Mariah Carey movie I don't know if you remember you should go home
00:49:07
and say this okay go ahead listen we covered politics we covered we do
00:49:13
everything here yeah Sports MH SNL and now here's
00:49:18
science doctors doctors look inide inside your head with these new glasses
00:49:24
in real time wow de detail images of your brain wow
00:49:32
wow I can read that this system increases the Precision of brain tumor removal
00:49:39
whoa whoa um I love it I mean you know cuz I came from so weird remember Star
00:49:48
Trek yes I'm pretty young but I do remember I've heard about it Bones the doctor would just have a thing it make a
00:49:54
sound wave it over I can't believe you can see in her brain bones bones I can't
00:50:02
believe your temperature is 98.6 gy that's normal she has a cerebral B
00:50:07
Hammer JY the future arrives in slow motion and all at once and I can't believe
00:50:15
itwi his hands went you can op Spock you can operate on my brain just make sure I can still think about the strip club oh
00:50:23
we won't be touching that party of brainer I watched William Shatner last night in Deep Space 9 they did a mashup
00:50:30
and they put he did William Shatner from the 60s in Star Trek was in the future
00:50:36
at Deep Space 9 and I couldn't believe it he was
00:50:42
great I love that guy man can we have William Shatner back on our podast we had him yeah we had him
00:50:48
on again he was just we what did you say Heather put him on super we can have
00:50:54
video oh yeah he's on flying the wall of subsidiary of fly he's probably Super
00:51:01
Fly the most curious guest we ever had like he initially I'm curious do you
00:51:07
guys feel the need to be on all the time that was the first thing he thought of
00:51:12
you know I have the need the Need for Speed was that fast believe what you he
00:51:19
said the the the script was kind of stilted and boring so you had to make all his lines that's why you would pivot
00:51:25
and talk like that well fact to seven you know he justy to up like Rhythm and it was
00:51:33
genius you just can't ever you know he was great and Leonard neoy I mean come
00:51:39
on Leonard nemoy neoy neoy I haven't heard that okay goad
00:51:47
okay any more should we wrap it up you can see when blindfolded oh is this
00:51:52
autistic kids Heather you think H read they're able to play pingpong or ride a
00:51:59
bike I mean insane they're smar frequen they have more senses it's it's several techniques being used different groups
00:52:06
use different techniques but they all get to the same result yellow blue yellow orang is it autistic kids or kids
00:52:15
with scientifically measur maybe it's just kids the amount of light inside the
00:52:21
mask to show that there's zero light so technically theck out basically you're
00:52:28
asking your brain to control your vision your brain see well actually you
00:52:35
don't see with your eyes you see your brain yes it's your brain I mean the receptor you know it's like the
00:52:42
optical lens W you know but actually Vision controlled by that's me the
00:52:48
combine wow so if you there is no light technically you're not supposed to see
00:52:54
because there's no reflection on object and yet uh with that training you can
00:53:00
see complet without your eyes in the do so this is just you can take regular
00:53:05
people and try to get the I don't know about that I feel like I'd fail that class blindfold them and somehow this
00:53:11
device allows them to roller skate or jump around and they can see with their brain not with their
00:53:17
eyes yeah when people pick something up that's mine I go see with your eyes not
00:53:23
your hands so that's well with if you got saw the long version and that then she finally toward the end they can see
00:53:29
with their brain but sometimes you get really stupid people like really dumb
00:53:34
and we have them see with their brains and they get hurt immediately so you have to have a certain basic IQ level
00:53:40
for the device to work but some people are just just morons I mean they are
00:53:46
really really stupid so I'm glad we didn't show that part here's a clever thing you can say if you're a kid and
00:53:52
you're on the playground it's a little thinky but when people say they take
00:53:57
your they go oh that's cool can I see it and you pull back and you first you say see with your eyes not your hands that's
00:54:04
a good one for kids and then you see then you go oh there's no sea in it it's
00:54:09
all dry land CA I like that is here's a
00:54:16
playground favorite and I'm sure you used it someone says hey Dana uh you're
00:54:23
stupid I know you are but what am I that frustrates the [ __ ] out of little
00:54:29
kids try I'll do you David you can't see you can't you're you can't see very
00:54:36
well I know CU I'm Rubber and your glue whatever you say to me bounces back and sticks on you I thought say I know you
00:54:42
are but what am I okay I know I forgot that one I I I went I went to a new Advanced one no those are the classics
00:54:50
Heather I know you are but what am I there you go she got it she knows her C
00:54:56
today kids are more sensitive into psychology they'd say I know I am and you're not and start to cry so it's a
00:55:04
different I know I am my dad left me when I was four that's
00:55:10
what I usually would say and then oh boy song and dance again did you did you get
00:55:15
an enforcer as a kid no I wish I would always make best friends like in fourth
00:55:21
grade Steve Lee was the biggest strongest kid so I said he's going to be my new best friend and then he was my
00:55:27
enforcer so if someone tried to bully me I go talk to the Steve I'm I'm I go hey
00:55:33
you're big and dumb I'm Dave will you be my bully enforcer I got
00:55:40
picked on all the time it was horrible they be mad at you because you were smart what are you GNA
00:55:45
do win the Chess Championship you're GNA win the spelling Beast Spade is that your plan you know right they go how's
00:55:52
reading 47 books the most in the school when you were in fifth grade and I go it's
00:55:59
fine and I go I didn't see that coming I was good at dodgeball I'm telling you I
00:56:04
was good at was good all I couldn't do tether ball that was a height orientated but dodgeball I was a speed demon
00:56:13
tetherballs overrated okay is there any or should we wrap it
00:56:18
up I have to go into Happy Madison today okay okay um
00:56:24
just oh you this might be fun for you Dana you can be Jean Simmons roie for a day and it's
00:56:31
only $122,500 so you pay 12,500 you pay yeah you pay it Jean
00:56:38
Simmons is a brilliant businessman I'm why don't we get a roie
00:56:43
for Superfly I'm gonna get this for you for
00:56:49
Christmas maybe we'll do online we'll we'll ask on YouTube who would pay the most to fly here and sit sit with
00:56:56
Heather and you could laugh at all our jokes that most aren't funny at all not bad Heather's laughed at three
00:57:03
today three out of 1,000 not great how not off how many times did she KN off
00:57:10
today I don't see sometimes I look sometimes she smiling and sometimes she's just literally drifting
00:57:15
off tilted once and I saw her just peeking out of a sleeping bag looking at
00:57:21
you and then she Z in that you're it tilted I Greg cut that part out but
00:57:27
Heather was like oh my God what am i g how do I get away and she last week when she was six she was sitting on the floor
00:57:33
L leaning against a chair half lying on the floor but she showed up she's tough
00:57:39
you are you all good now Heather she's close we talked about this
00:57:44
morning pretty close there's a lingering fatigue and a little bit of a cough that's what happened to me why missed
00:57:50
the 50th right and you were missed at the 50th we
00:57:56
ion 60th I won't be at the 60th I'm waiting till the
00:58:02
100th why won't you be at the you're saying you won't go or you will go I will be at the 60th okay a guy
00:58:11
T um here's John Lovitz hey Lauren am I in the
00:58:16
60th should I book my flight I don't know we don't know yet we're we're going
00:58:22
to do a smash cut you're going to be in a Toys R Us
00:58:27
unicycle and you won't really know why you're there and you'll say I'm not really mad I just want to know why I'm
00:58:34
here that's what I did last time you're going to get a you're going to be playing with Tinker Toys you know Tinker
00:58:41
Toys and you're GNA build an image that'll look like me is there a tinker
00:58:46
toy rapper I love that that's not bad what's up yo I'm [ __ ] Tinker Toys
00:58:52
you can't tell who's a rapper anymore it used to be the you know you cannot shamb boozi is this great country western
00:58:59
ironically he's a te- toer but Shambo no his name is sham wowy no he's he was the
00:59:06
sweetest sweetest shabzi was such a stud
00:59:12
yeah yeah he is a stud and he's got this great country western we should you know
00:59:18
we need monikers we need nicknames we're just Dana and David we should be something else I'm gonna call you scuzzy
00:59:25
what scuzzy wuz he was a bear scuzzy what
00:59:30
with a question mark no my name's um pump
00:59:37
fake my name is lemon mering oh boy all right listen I have to go hold a
00:59:46
press conference about the iHeart Awards it all comes back I've got a
00:59:54
citation 10 waiting for for me to go down and get the actual award and bring
01:00:00
it back and I'll get the original we'll get you a copy no but anyone who listens to us thank you because it yeah thank
01:00:08
Keeps the Lights On most of the time thank you fact that we won anything is
01:00:14
shocking um anyway appreciate it and uh thanks for tuning in any comments in the
01:00:21
YouTube we read them maybe I'll read some on the air next week just so we can we should get some yeah get some
01:00:26
feedback because I don't know about my little shtick today if it was really Landing but be on that remember it's
01:00:32
rough it's rough DRFT it's undercooked yes undercooked see I'm fishing when I
01:00:38
do this podcast and then if I see the reaction I'll go more if I see another
01:00:44
kind of reaction I'll go l no I'll just do I'll see if you get a little nibble on the line
01:00:52
yeah okay thanks everybody this has been a presentation of Odyssey
01:00:59
Superfly is executive produced by Dana Carvey and David Spade Jenna wife Burman of odssey Heather Santoro and Greg
01:01:05
Holtzman hope you liked it [Music]
