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You got it. What was that? >> Don't be jealous of my massage ball. See
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this? David has a sore neck or back. Look now. Watch. It's like magic. Watch.
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Just Just watch. Watch. Watch what I'm doing. I put it there. Now I lean back.
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>> Your butt. >> That's where mine is. I lost it. >> I'm only laughing cuz how did you know
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that? >> It's a magician. You go like this. here. >> Which reminds me.
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>> See it? See it? Yeah. Where is it? >> Okay. I like how we do all this tech
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stuff while we're on. Listen. Is that a piggy? Yeah, it is a little piggy. That's what you do when we we're trying
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to get extra jokes out of a bit. Getting a little wanky. >> Do your pig You have a pig car.
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>> That's all I got. >> It's more like a warthog or something.
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That sounds hard. That sounds >> too hard to get my nose involved. >> Mhm.
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>> Um >> Um >> Yeah. Anyway, >> I was saying, >> are we all set?
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>> Yeah, we're already going. The uh >> Whoops. >> The thing about that magic ball that
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reminded me of Euphoria. Do you know Euphoria is that show? >> Yeah, of course. Sydney Sweeney in the
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Hunt. What's that mean for an Oscar? In the Hunt. I mean, you know, she's so
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brilliant. I mean, my god. >> You watching that filth? >> No, I don't see that. You know me, I'm a
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housekeeper guy. I I watch that movie. >> Housekeeper, right? >> I Cuz when you love a movie and you're
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seeing all the performances and all the machinations. I saw it for a third time.
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Sorry. On the airplane. >> [ __ ] Horn dog. >> They're both g gorgeous. That's a good
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weird movie. I like it. We >> Yeah, we talked all about it. But I I think it's uh no surprise. It's like
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three or 400 million globally. It's not even a cartoon. It's just a cool They
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call them sexy thrillers, Fatal Attraction, and so forth. >> But this one has that third act where
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you kind of go, "Whoa, whoa, whoa. What?" >> Yeah. What is happening?
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>> Okay. I've got a quiz for you. >> Answer till the end. >> Okay.
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Is it called the maid, the housekeeper, the housekeeping, or the housemmaid, or the maidke keeper?
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>> It's something like one of I don't even know which one's right.
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>> Well, off the top of my head, I think it's called Hey, keeping your house, but
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housekeeper. I think it's just housekeeper. >> I've seen it both. >> Is it called housekeeper?
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>> I've seen both. When I look on box office mojo and you click on it, I'll
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just see you. >> Oh, is it called that? Because I thought it was called the housemmaid or
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something where I go, I don't think this is a word everyone uses even. It's a
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compound word, >> right? I mean, they went through so many titles. You know, we interviewed Paul
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Fig, the director. >> Oh, that's right. >> Um, one was, yo, you keeping that house?
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Remember that one? I thought it doesn't really clean it up person. >> Yeah. Yeah. [ __ ] [ __ ] be
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vacuuming. Remember that one? >> That one? That was that was In and Out. They barely even considered that.
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>> In-N-Out was there for a minute, too. It's a huge list. >> Oh, it's the housemaid, right? I never
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would have guessed that. >> Oh, really? All this time, even when I got on the airplane, I put in
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housekeeper. >> No, it said you I put in big boob girls that clean the stairs and it was like,
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"Oh, that movie. Is that what you want?" And then it put in some alts. I was
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like, "No, not those." What is that? I'm sorry. All right. I'm from another time
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in space. Uh um Am and what's the actress's name? The place >> Amanda Sig Freed without Roy. Yeah.
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>> Yeah. Sig Freed. >> And her last name is hard and we're not getting it right, but it's
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>> I'll get me some Sig Freeds and Fries on the side. She is so [ __ ] amazing in
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this movie. >> Yeah, she's great. And then they're both stunning and then they're both good,
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which is a good combo. And who's the other guy? Chris Hemsworth. Is that who
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it is? The main >> No, the main uh crazy stud husband, Heather. We got to give him some sugar.
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>> I think it's Chris Hemsworth. >> No. No, it's not Chris Hemsworth.
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>> No, Heather. >> Sorry. Hold on. >> Heather, what's going on?
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>> Sleep at the wheel. >> I went off the page. >> No. Oh, good.
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>> Until then, I'll tell you. She's on >> Brandon Glenar. >> Bren Brendan Glennar.
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>> That's real household name. >> S K L E. >> You know they used to say don't change
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your name in Hollywood. I think we bring that back. >> Slenar. >> I would hyped it up.
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I would reverse it. Glendar Brendan. I think that's a better thing. Sometimes
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just a reverser. Like if he was Spade David, he'd be huge. Spade isn't bad, but if I
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was him, I honestly would go by Brandon Brendan and that would be cool. People like, "Are you Brandon Brendan?" He's
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like, "You mixed it up." >> I just want to say he's Oscar worthy,
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too. All three of them should have got nominated. [ __ ] the Academy, man. >> The bigger star guy, the Mexican guy was
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playing the gardener. He's actually a pretty big star. >> He's great, too. No, it's just
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>> And all he's doing is in the window like this >> and you go, he's coming into this at
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some point. Yeah, it was great casting for the staring creepy gardener. Who hasn't had, you know, you're just in the
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kitchen having breakfast and the gardener's right up against the window with his stick like this just staring at
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you. >> I even housekeeping I seem like >> they're staring at me.
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>> Well, some housekeepers don't really see dirt, you know, if you don't have really
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good glasses, you know. When I Oh, forget. I will tell you that in Sydney Sweeney in Euphoria. I was
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thinking of the >> Oh, she plays a piggy in Euphoria. >> Does she? >> That made me think of it.
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>> Was it sexual roleplay? Okay, give me the but give me the oneliner. What is
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Euphoria for her? >> Okay, here's the 2000 liner. >> What? >> Uh, Sena, which I say her name wrong.
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>> She's cool. >> Great actress. She I know she is. It's really these two stories this season.
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It's Dea >> is involved in a drug ring >> and Sydney Sweeney needs money with her
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new marriage. So, she's doing Only Fans. So, Only Fans. Oh, very trendy, hip
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thing to talk about. But she obviously doesn't mind a little bit of nudity. So,
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it it g makes it more realistic because a lot of actresses would play that, but not
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>> Well, really good. Let me ask you one if you have any regrets like when you were
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like someone in their 20s like if I was I should have had my I should have been really naked in a lot of movies in my
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20s cuz I I was just ripped >> for sure >> and I regret it. >> Did Police Academy for they go can you
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skateboard? I said yes. And I said they said any questions and I go I'm willing
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to go full frontal. They said okay well it's PG 13 but we'll take it under consideration. DVD extras.
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You know, >> that's what I said. I said, I'm just throwing it out there. It could be for
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DVD extras. It could be for during the credits. >> In the peak of your physical prime, how
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many push-ups could you do? >> Probably barely a thousand. You know, >> I I did so
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>> 13 pull-ups. That's adorable. Now, let me ask you a question. >> It's actually hard, folks at home.
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>> Well, let me ask you a question. Did they allow you to do this motion where
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you go up like that or you're just going straight up? >> Uh, it was I don't think they were these
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which are easy. >> That's called chin-ups. Oh. >> Oh, there's a different name. These are
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>> easier cuz you're using full bicep. >> Yes. >> These I get my broad shoulders involved.
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>> But you go Did you go straight up and down? This is high school, right? And I
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I They let me step on a box to do it. So, took some of the weight off. Well, then you did Dana's perplex. No,
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but when I go to the gym, there's something called the gravitron. God dang it. I wish I had one. Well,
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>> the gravitron is something where you go, >> you step on a platform and you put the
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pin in and say, >> it's not percentages, but you say, I counter basically counterweight.
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>> Yeah. >> So, I put my body weight at about 13 pounds. And then I go
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>> and you're still >> And it's easier. Yeah. I can do about
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five of those. Then I put it four pounds, >> right? Because say you weigh 150. Let's
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just do a little quick arithmetic for you. >> You weigh 150 and you go down the thing
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and put it in 100 pounds counterweight. How much actual weight are you pulling up?
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>> 50. >> What's that one? I have no idea. >> Someone's being stabbed. Don't make me
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bring mine out. But on Euphoria, long story long. >> Okay, let's go back.
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>> Sydney Sweeney says this little piggy, she's knows guys are in feet. So she's,
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>> you know, pain. Then she puts her toes in her mouth and like everyone's like
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this. >> Then she does something which I didn't even know, even though I'm a creep. I
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didn't know that a lot of guys like uh oh I there's something it's called
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something where she's bigger than life. So she does something in a set that looks like she's huge
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and goes up to a guy and pushes her boobs against the glass naked and like like the uh Attack of the 50 Foot Woman.
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That old movie that you remember when you were about 30? >> No, it's not rude. I love I love my age.
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Look it up. No, I saw that in the 60s probably. Wasn't it a 50s movie? >> It wasn't Raquel Welch, was it?
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>> No, she was in 1 million 1 million BC. >> 1 million BC. Ever seen it. She's in a
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bikini owners per capita. >> Good one. That was quick. That was quick. I want to give you some love on
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that one. >> Thank you. >> That's a horse. Is this live from your
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backyard? That's a That's a rooster, brother. >> Here's what I really thought of your
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presentation today. >> You're just gambling with these. You just push a different button.
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>> It costs like a$150. It works. >> You're from Montana where men are men
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and sheep are nervous. >> I'm from Montana where men are men. And then there's David Spade.
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And then you got a little pip squeak. >> Wait, so Euphoria. >> Euphoria.
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>> Am I still talking about Euphoria? I want to play a bad guy like a drug
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dealer. Like a real a real real prick on Euphoria. Just no jokes. Just being an [ __ ] I think it'll be good.
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>> Let's put that in the ether that you need that sort of casting. >> I like that. We'll do that after
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Grown-Ups. And uh also um Zenaia, she has to do she has to mule coke over the border. So they put it in balloons, you
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know what I mean? Like this. And I'm like, this is going to be good acting where she dips them in wessland oil and
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sticks them up her boo hole, right? Because I think that's how you do it. That's how I do it. So instead, she dips
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them in um some sort of oil >> and then she swallows them and pushes them down his throat. I'm like rough. It
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does look like she's doing it. She's not doing it, Dana. You don't understand.
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>> Oh, is Oh, you think this is appropriate for children to have a woman? >> Oh no. Piers Morgan is here.
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>> Pierce Morgan's back. >> Hold on. >> Where is he? Grab it. Grab it. Where's
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the stick? I like Piers Morgan. This is going to be funny. >> He always jumps in and says SOMETHING
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STUPID. I DIDN'T DO A [ __ ] THING WRONG. THIS IS DR. TONY FOUCHY and from THE BOTTOM OF MY ALL NEW LEATHER
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FOUCHIES. GO [ __ ] YOURSELF. >> I like Did you see the video of the cruise ship where you see someone coming
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out of the room like this >> and it's Fouchy? >> Oh, really? >> And he goes, "Oh, I'm not supposed to be
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here." because I'm just supposed to start this disease and leave on a little raft.
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>> Hey man, I just make fun of everybody. Get over it, people. But here we are.
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>> So, David Spade, you're talking about the TV show Euphoria for like 20 minutes
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and a 40-minute podcast. Must be very important to you to see a woman act like a piggy
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and suck her own thumb, her own feet. Is that what you find funny? Do you think people enjoy that? Is that is that your
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goal in life is to do gross wiener jokes and buntole references? >> I mean, sort of, but I feel like
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Euphoria is really they always say pushing the limits, but it doesn't mean it's in a great way. Like, I don't mind
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that storyline. I don't think it's that sexy. It's just sort of interesting that
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she's trying to make money and she's on a stream and so they tapping into what's
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going on lately. But I think the other story is a little better about Zenaia getting involved in this drug ring
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because she's in way over her head. Is that what you find amusing? >> Oh boy.
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>> Something euphoria woman. >> You went right back to that pierce. >> Is that It's like
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>> It's not amusing. It's more supposed to be sexual. >> Do you ever do jokes that don't have
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sort of an x-rated sort of sensibility to them? Can you do just like, you know, the duck cross the road type jokes or is
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it all >> I don't really This is a real gotcha moment for me. Uh I guess they're all
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dirty. Pierce, did you see the roast? >> Um, yes. I watched it and then I had to
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turn it off. I just got a stomach ache. Got nauseous. >> That's a lot of X-rated, really
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offensive stuff. >> Is this Why is it funny to have grown men and women try to bring each other
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down in such an x-rated fashion? Is that what the Americans like now? Is that what you're all about?
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>> Um, that's a good question. >> I said, is that what the Americans
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>> Oh my god. I I was thinking you like to think, don't you, Pierce? Did you think it was too racial or do
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you think it was too mean? Maybe. >> Well, I don't find it funny when people
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are truly sad and embarrassed at the hands of a lethal comedian with five or six writers writing inappropriate stuff
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that goes right to the core of a human being. I'd rather watch I Dream of Genie
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reruns. You know that show? Yes. >> Yeah, I know it. You're like Major
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Healey going, "Hey, Genie, why don't you make your tongue six feet long and lick
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my nuts from the kitchen? I can't." >> Dana, that was a dice clay joke. I
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thought it was so funny. >> Oh, dice. The greatest. >> I love dice. >> You have a CI dream with Genie. And a
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lot of people in the audience are like, "Not really. We're younger." And he
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goes, "Major healing." He's always like, "Oh, Genie." She's like, "Can I do
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anything?" He's like, "Oh, no. You could make my bed and maybe a lemonade. What
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are you, an idiot?" Genie says, "Can I do anything?" You know what, Genie? You can.
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How about you make your tongue 8 ft long and lick my balls from the kitchen? >> On tour now with John Loveitz, by the
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way. Run and get your tickets. >> Dice. I'm gonna see him and I'm gonna
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tell him, "Do that joke." >> Yeah. >> So funny. I know. >> Oh yeah, he's out with love a lot. Love
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it was at the Chris Rock, which we should say in our sister podcast, >> right? Our other podcast where we
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>> Chris Rock, >> we filmed it live at the Orion maybe >> and it's out right now.
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>> Right. It's out right now. Love it came to watch. We had a big crowd. It was a
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lot of fun. >> And uh Chris Rock was hysterical as usual. >> Mhm. Hey John, I like your jacket.
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jealous? No, not really. Not jealous. John was in full form. >> Do you know all he likes blue, which I
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do, too. And all his cars are blue. >> And most of them have a flat tire or at
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least >> and his balls. >> They sit in the front. I'm kidding. >> Oh, I saw this
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>> Spencer Pratt. They they're giving him [ __ ] now that we're talking about the
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election now in town. Spencer Trap from reality show. It falls into showbiz. But
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>> he's from the hills. >> He's from the hills, but you know 20
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years ago like a lot of people 20 years ago, right? So >> yeah. Mhm. >> But he is trying. I don't know if he's
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going to win. I don't know if he's that good. I don't know. I just know it's
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very interesting to see like a guy out of the blue come in. >> Yeah. >> And shake it up because LA there is some
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fixes we could do. There is definitely some fixes. It's not It's not perfect.
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never will be perfect. >> Uh, but they were busting his balls. Sorry, was Lauren in there?
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>> Uh, yeah. There's no such thing as utopia. >> Oh, that's a good that's a good thing
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for Lauren to add. I like that. >> He's just waiting for something else to
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say. >> Looks like a duck. >> This It's okay to have a lull in a
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podcast when there's three million that they could click to. >> Yeah. You know what? You don't need to
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talk over each other. Just give it some air. Give it some space. Uh, so he lives in an Airstream, which
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funnily enough when I used to roll with Shawn Penn, he >> he >> had one in Malibu. Yeah,
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>> he had one because when he lived with Madonna, which some people are too young
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to remember that, their house burned down. It was like an acre in Malibu on the mountain. And one time we went out
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there and I was like, "I thought our house burned down. I think I saw on TV."
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>> He goes, "No, I still live there." So he had an airstream >> and he just drove out in the middle of
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this burnt acre. >> Yeah. >> Parked in front of an airirstream. >> He's like, "Want some flap jacks?" So
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that's what Spencer has. And he did an ad where he goes, "Yeah, Sean was like,
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you know what he did? played a cassette of Jewel because Juel was >> directing her video. Okay.
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>> I think dating her >> and uh wanted me to hear. Anyway, that was that's that gives you the timeline.
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>> So, here's Spencer Pratt. It just reminded me of that Airstream, >> right?
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>> And he said, "Here's where I live. >> Here's where Karen Bass and all the
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other people live. Mansions." You know, >> they say mansions for like
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>> $3 million. Meanwhile, those aren't for sure mansions where you'd picture.
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>> What does When does a big ass house become a mansion? 5 seconds. >> I think it it's not what you think as a
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kid with like 20 rooms and like that. It's >> I said Oh, [ __ ] Um I think 20 rooms.
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>> Wrong. >> I hate that I like the piggy. >> Well, I don't know why I picked the
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piggy. It seems to have an overarching meaning about a lot of things. Here's
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what I saw. And I don't know if anything's true. All blah blah blah is when the fire happened, house burnt
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down. I'm sure he had an Airstream and he came out of it. But then I guess unless it's bogus, he now lives at the
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Bellair Hotel and his family lives in someplace else. >> Right. That's what that's what they I
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was getting at is the ad shows he's like standing in front of the airream which
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I'm sure he is real because he put that on there after it burned down cuz they
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don't know where to go. >> But TMZ asked him popped him on it and he said oh well I don't really live
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anywhere so I can say I live there cuz that's what I own. >> I stay at the Bair Hotel for the last
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month because of >> because of death threats >> which is possible if he just sits there.
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people can just drive up right up to him and beat him up or >> Well, once he got now
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new kind of fame in the political arena, >> political is very scary. Yeah,
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>> you got to be able to wear a Kevlar jacket under your t-shirt >> and he has security now and I saw a
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picture of that and then his maybe his kids are up in >> Mhm. >> Santa Barbara. Fine. It is it's a half a
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gotcha. But I have to say, when you're starting to do well, there's someone else here
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running. And you know how it is when people start to do well, one side or the other is going to go,
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we'll take care of that. And then they dig a little harder and try to make sure
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no one gets too ahead of the race. And so both sides are really, it's a blood
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bath here. And also for governor, you know, >> yeah, politics is a brutal uh thing to
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go into. I I'm really kind of amazed how thick skinned people get with the constant
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um you know like uh Bill O'Reilly said about Trump, he can take more punishment
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than anybody else. Just just as far as just the onslaught of hate. >> I couldn't take it. I couldn't take it.
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>> I can't I can't even read the comments saying your hair wasn't good today. I
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roll up and >> I can't say the comments I'm about to get for my hair. Uh
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>> and most of them are not from me. >> I will say not to defend Trump. So when
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he was building, of course everything I say is probably not true, but when he was building that addition to the White
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House, he says, "Okay, I'm building it >> with everyone's mad, but I'm paying for
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it." When Obama did it, it was tax me and my friends and donors. Great. >> Yeah.
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>> So you can't get mad. >> But lately, I think it's moved to tax
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dollars. So, I think that's a trick because they're giving Gavin Newsome
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[ __ ] >> because the state capital is being built for a billion. >> Mhm.
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>> It seems high. Um, both of them when you get to a billion seem high for a big
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house. Uh, a big whatever it is, state capital or the White House, it's all but
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I think well, it must be a security thing with bunkers and [ __ ] That that's
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got to be it because I don't understand. Uh, so I do think Trump shouldn't have
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said that that addendum of like, oh, now it's going to be taxpayers. >> I had not heard that Governor Jerry
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Brown just lived in in like a little or something. I don't think he lived in
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where the the mansion. Yeah, he lived in like a little house. That guy was >> Leave that to Xi Pink.
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>> He was the real deal. Okay. You know, now he lives up in northern Nevada in
00:22:52
some kind of track of land. We'll take that little bottom triangle of Nevada.
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>> He made a hut out of hickory and that's his main abode. All right. >> Just give me whatever little rocket man
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lives in. Just a little [ __ ] shack. Little stabbing cabin. >> Get up there near Wendover. You know,
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you can go drop a couple silver dollars if you're feeling >> Wendover is a place I almost got killed
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in the private jet >> in Nevada. >> Yeah. There's a big there's a casino.
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You can fly into Salt Lake City and drive an hour and a half and there's there's a casino in Nevada. Way way up
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north. >> Sure. I played it. >> It's a toddling town. You probably have.
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You'd remember it. I'm going to Yuma, Arizona. Beep beep. Hi. I'm from
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Arizona. >> Gosh. Scraping the bottom of the >> I think you're going with me. Are we
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doing Yuma? >> Are we doing Yuma? >> What? >> You know, it's lit. It's literally down
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by Mexico and California. It's right there. >> Well, wait a minute. I I got I don't
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know if I have that in my calendar. >> You're doing it. You're doing an hour 20
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and I'm doing three. >> No, you're I'm opening up with a hot seven and just getting out getting a
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diet coke and watch the magic from the wings. >> That'd be you. >> I gear up, guy. Let's go.
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>> We're blabbing. Oh, I wish this is >> I know. Hold on a sec. There's a special
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guest. >> Hello. Ah, how are you guys doing? >> That guy looks like Epstein, but it's
00:24:21
not him. >> I am not Brian Epstein, you silly fool. Epste everybody. Oh, whatever.
00:24:26
>> The Beatles. >> I used to manage the Beatles. Yes. >> Yeah. Okay.
00:24:31
>> Yes, I used to manage the Beatles. Now I manage my mustache. Jealous. Can you
00:24:35
grow a mustache like this? I look like Jeffrey Epstein. It's the bane of my existence.
00:24:41
>> But I'm not him and I'm not in witness protection by it. Dana, did you see the roast? By the way,
00:24:49
>> some response. >> I was going along with it. That's worse than the pig reaction.
00:24:55
>> No, I was laughing. Um, the roast. Yeah, I've seen clips. Yep. Mhm.
00:25:02
>> Anything jump out to you? The the the comments I got after were a little mean
00:25:08
and sometimes not really jokey, just really rough. And then Michael Chase said, "It shouldn't be where a lot of a
00:25:17
black roast with more white writers." >> So, I mean, I think you can always dig
00:25:21
in and find something negative, but roast are [ __ ] brutal. Don't even get involved. It's just so brutal. You don't
00:25:26
want to be in there. You don't want to be in the room. You don't want to be I
00:25:29
thought they shouldn't have had those actresses there because I I feel like Netflix was like, "Hey, you should do
00:25:33
the roast. It'll be fun. You don't know much about it." But it's a big event
00:25:38
>> and you can make fun of people and then they they just get eviscerated. They
00:25:42
don't even know what's coming. It's like >> Yeah. I mean, you know, again, I grew up
00:25:47
with the sort of uh Jimmy Stewart, Dean Martin Rose, and those were great. >> They were It was all kind of a happy
00:25:54
thing. But at one point, Rose jumped the shark and went downtown into what is the
00:26:00
flest most like the first time I saw one and really watched it was Chvy Chase. That's the one that we're
00:26:06
>> jump. Then I saw the camera and I could tell there was pain in his eyes and I
00:26:12
thought, is this like an execution or something? This is not friendly, funny chubby, you fall down a lot. It was
00:26:19
like, >> right. >> So, it went from Sinatra getting roasted by Don Rickles, his friends, you know,
00:26:25
Paul Newman, huge stars. John Wayne, it went to uh Chevy was the first one where
00:26:30
I think they just hired assassins. when it's not a friend >> and just a good road comic
00:26:38
>> and they're like this next comic and they're like hey Chevy you [ __ ]
00:26:41
[ __ ] and he's like >> me who's this guy and then it's like >> over and over what a piece of [ __ ] you
00:26:47
are and then you go this kind of lost the fun >> yeah I know well I should probably
00:26:52
announce this that I did sign up to to be roasted >> you would get a lot of money to be
00:26:57
roasted >> right but here's my strategy and tell me what you think about about it. So
00:27:03
they're, "Hey, your movie's bomb. This and that." I will just >> pretty much cry the entire time.
00:27:10
>> Yeah. >> Where what happened to you? Why are you even saying this, man? I will just be
00:27:15
I'll just be in tears. I'll roll in a ball and just cry the entire 90 minutes.
00:27:20
What do you think, Heather? >> I like it. I I would say I would say this. If I get roasted the whole time,
00:27:27
they'll have a mic. I mean, you just hear this. Sticks and stones. I make my
00:27:30
bones my worst sticks. That's byebye. >> Yeah, but how about this? Like, roast
00:27:35
me. Just say anything. >> Hey, Dana, that's a dumb plant. >> Shut up. You shut your face, man.
00:27:43
I DON'T LIKE YOU, YOU [ __ ] I mean, that's me at the roast. >> Okay, give me one.
00:27:47
>> I'll give you one. Hey, David Spade. Uh, you're Joe Dirt, not >> this roast is over.
00:27:56
And then I walk out. >> Here's me on the roast, right? Okay. To roast me.
00:28:00
>> Okay. Hey, Dana. Do you like I guess you like five our energy. You have three
00:28:04
boxes >> and then I you have to imagine me in an ejection seat. I'm like what' you what'
00:28:10
you say >> and I just hit the ceiling. >> I'm not going to sit and take it.
00:28:16
>> [ __ ] no. There you go. >> Well, definitely you bring two or three
00:28:20
of these. >> You could play that after every roast joke they do against you.
00:28:24
>> Yeah. But >> but there were there were some good jokes. I have to say this roast I'm not
00:28:28
saying it was Chvy Chase. It was a good roast. I only saw about an hour, but you
00:28:32
see the clips and you go, "Oh, >> rough, rough." It's just that Yeah, it
00:28:37
whatever. It's raising money for a charity, right? >> Sort of. >> I mean, sorry. I
00:28:44
>> I think Kevin Hart gets paid. >> Well, that Chelsea Handler took it.
00:28:48
Chelsea looked I thought she looked great. I mean, she was really, >> again, I don't even know if I would have
00:28:55
gone about Chelsea. She's funny, but And she did some good jokes. It's just when
00:28:59
you start everyone's like sort of when I went to the roast they were lasered on an coulter
00:29:06
>> and after the roast cuz she joined in late someone fell out >> and Martha Stewart was funny. Was that
00:29:12
one too? >> Um one of them >> I don't think she was on mine >> cuz you don't expect her. Go ahead.
00:29:17
>> Yeah. What happened is someone fell out like three days before and I think they
00:29:21
just said hey this will be a way to promote your book. I don't think she knew what she was getting into because
00:29:26
if you like her or not, it was a it was really rough. They just And even after I
00:29:31
think Jeff Ross told me he said, "You're lucky because there was more jokes toward you cuz you
00:29:38
haven't done a roast yet." And then they all a lot of them switched to her when
00:29:42
she joined like all the like, "Oh, let's get her instead." And so I could not I
00:29:48
couldn't even handle >> anything like I was like this. Do you really think that? No. Did you really
00:29:54
think that? Because some of those stay with you when you hear an angle of something that like if you didn't know
00:30:02
something about yourself and then everyone's doing that joke and you're like, I wasn't even aware of that. Well,
00:30:07
that's the thing. They're holding up a mirror and you're kind of like you don't
00:30:10
know what your contemporaries really think about you and so they're going for
00:30:13
your weakest points and you're like, oh, so this is uh like with Chevy, they were
00:30:18
brutal that way. It feels Roman gladiatorial >> gladiator. Yeah. >> Yeah. And so the more CRUELTY IT'S LIKE
00:30:26
AND THE AUDIENCE IS GOING CRAZY. YOU GOT, you know, >> well the career of someone if they're
00:30:31
really rough, they're like, "You got him. >> You got him. You took him down, man. We
00:30:36
like to see our perform." But, you know, Kevin Hart, he's been on on those shows
00:30:40
a lot, right? This is the first time he was >> like he's gets roasted a lot. I So, it
00:30:44
felt like he kind of it was going to be 80% short jokes, but they I like clever joke. There are some real clever jokes,
00:30:51
though. >> Yeah. Good. Good comedy. Good jokes is always good. But is it still on Netflix
00:30:55
or they kind of moved it moved it off? >> No, it's live. That's why it's the only
00:30:59
negative is is it like three hours because they don't they used to edit them. Now they don't. They're live. So
00:31:04
there's some fat in there. But um here's a good nagging thing they do on TikTok.
00:31:09
Heather might have seen this one. I liked it. >> Take you guy. It's where you make
00:31:12
someone feel bad, but you you act like you're not. So, the guy asked his girlfriend, "Uh, hey, if you could
00:31:20
change anything about yourself besides the obvious, what would you change?" And
00:31:24
she goes, "Oh, wait, besides what?" And she goes, "Well, just besides the obvious, what
00:31:30
what would you change if you could change one thing?" And she goes, "What? What's the obvious?" And she he
00:31:35
goes, "No, besides that, anything." And he she goes, >> "Wait, what what is
00:31:40
>> what's the obvious?" >> Yeah. Is there something that everyone
00:31:42
thinks? He goes, "Yeah, yeah, but not that." And he got her going for about a
00:31:47
good 40 seconds before she goes, "Hey, [ __ ] you." Like, but it is kind of funny
00:31:51
cuz you say, "So, if someone said to me, I would go, there's a lot here that you could get
00:31:58
out of >> Well, there's an old there's an old saying that I think is very wise. Um,
00:32:04
peop other people's opinions of me are none of my business." Well, >> that's not bad.
00:32:10
>> I don't care. Think what you want. >> Mhm. >> I don't care.
00:32:15
>> I'm called the Teflon man. >> No, I'm not. >> You're rubber. I'm glue. What you do to
00:32:20
me, I do to you. Is that how that goes? >> When people say uh I say move and they
00:32:27
say make me. I go, I don't make trash, I burn it. And then everyone goes, "Oh,
00:32:32
snap." I love the world you live in. The roast and comedy store, all the comedians,
00:32:39
Bobby Lee's running around. Lee, >> Shane Gillis coming out there. >> The Netflix uh
00:32:46
>> brunch that you couldn't make the brunch and you really did want to make the
00:32:49
brunch. I do. >> I was going to make the brunch. I was ready to go to the brunch. We did a
00:32:53
podcast at your house. I was going to ride shotgun with you to the brunch, but my back I don't get back stuff. Don't
00:33:01
you know? >> How did that go, by the way? >> The guy was extraordinary. Dr. Parker.
00:33:05
>> Oh, he was >> Yeah. Extraordinary. He did stuff, you know, he did stuff to me I'll never
00:33:10
forget. And then he also did some chiropractic work. >> That's a joke. That was a joke.
00:33:17
>> Everything you say is x-rated. >> No, he he did stuff like you and it it
00:33:23
really works. You lay down on a table and then he be he puts a belt around you like you're strapped in and then the
00:33:29
table starts to separate like you're in a torture chamber in 15th century Rome,
00:33:34
>> but just in a very gentle way. It opened your back up. >> Yeah. Yeah. And then it really opened
00:33:40
everything up. And then I, you know, he uh >> You still had a drive. Didn't you ever
00:33:45
fly? >> Well, then I drove I flew after that six hours. I flew to New York and I did a
00:33:52
corporate I did a gig the next night and then I flew back and then I'm meeting
00:33:57
Matt uh at Departures. I go like we we >> okay >> we planned it. So, I'm going through
00:34:06
American Airlines. I'm walking like a mile just I I'm following people. I
00:34:10
guess I'll go left. I guess go there. I don't know where I am. And then I see,
00:34:14
okay, I got to go up. So, I see an escalator coming down. Oh, great. There's escalators. Then I see the
00:34:19
escalator that was going to go up. And I mean really up like 200 feet. It's broken. Then I see a staircase. 200
00:34:27
stairs straight up. I'm kind of adrenalized. I'm pretty strong and pretty tough. But anyway, so I had a
00:34:34
really heavy suitcase and I just went up and it felt really good cuz I was sitting for 6 hours. Now it's a little
00:34:40
bit tweaked. >> Mhm. >> But it was very good. >> It was very good.
00:34:44
>> Uh, okay. I I am glad you're feeling a little better. >> Oh, we got to do Buzzing Around.
00:34:49
>> Buzzing Around. Okay. I want to do And this is this is this is live in our
00:34:55
thing. I want to do >> I want to do um >> Come on over. King Charles.
00:35:02
>> The dog. >> King Char King Charles from Great Britain. I mean, the dog.
00:35:07
>> There's a dog named King Charles that bullies other dogs. >> King Charles on a a life raft isolated
00:35:14
somewhere. And who else might be with King Charles? Is what's Heather's hair
00:35:18
doing in the frame? >> She's fixing. She's finding >> She's a prowl girl.
00:35:24
All right. >> Mhm. >> I like it. >> You can keep going. Oh, I have to
00:35:28
introduce it. That's right. So, you're going to do King Charles and who else?
00:35:32
>> Well, who would be very not You wouldn't expect with King Charles. Um, Arnold. Arnold and King Charles.
00:35:41
>> It's time for buzzing around. Dana, sponsored by Five Our Energy. With a wide variety of bold flavors to
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00:36:00
Charles. You want two others? >> Yeah, I wanted King Charles because I saw him do the address to Congress. I
00:36:05
just like doing him now. This is such an intense accent. >> Okay. >> On a life raft.
00:36:12
>> On a life raft with um let's say the receptionist at your doctor >> and
00:36:20
>> Oh no, I'm going to have to call the doctor. >> That's right. She's going to say a lot
00:36:25
of that. >> Okay. The reception the receptionist character. King Charles. >> Tyson's been my favorite.
00:36:32
>> Oh, and Tyson. >> Oh, yeah. Okay. Tyson, the receptionist and King Charles on a life raft.
00:36:40
>> Yeah. Here we go. >> Buzzing around. Here we go. Take one. Well, you know, so strange that here we
00:36:48
find ourselves in the middle of the ocean with no way around, no barrel, and no way to retrieve ourselves in land.
00:36:56
Right, receptionist lady. >> Oh, we're in the middle of the ocean. I'm going to have to call the doctor.
00:37:06
>> Maybe you could call the doctor. Mark Mike Tyson. I you know I am not calling the doctor.
00:37:14
You know what are you going to do about it? What do you mean? I'm not going to
00:37:19
call the doctor. What are you going to do? >> Oh, I like it. I like this. >> What are you going to do about it? What
00:37:22
are you going to do about it? >> Oh, he wants to fight her. >> Hold on. Hold on. Uh, Mr. Michael Tyson,
00:37:29
I love your boxing matches. And of all the boxers in history, you're one of the
00:37:33
best. I mean the the predecessors before you Jack Dempsey and others and their their predecessors
00:37:41
>> Jake Sullivan I don't know what the I don't know what you're talking about. What are you
00:37:45
talking about the pred what the predecessors? I I I didn't go I didn't go I I I I got
00:37:52
a third grade education. What what are you talking about? I I I don't know about the predecessors, but your
00:37:58
predecessors. Perhaps we could throw you in the ocean with some kind of buoy or rope around you and you could swim to
00:38:05
the shore. We just strengthen your muscles. Yeah, I'm not going to jump out of the raft in the middle of the
00:38:11
Pacific. You're not jumping out of the raft. You one of Well, no, he's not
00:38:16
jumping out of the raft. >> Oh, yeah. I got >> Yeah. What are you gonna do about it?
00:38:20
>> You got to call one of my penises. I don't mean we bring our relationship
00:38:26
to fisticuffs. Yeah, but >> fist of cuffs. >> But what you what are you going to do
00:38:30
about it? I'm not going to say to you, put up your dukes like the physicists
00:38:34
did. >> Dukes. >> What are you going to do about it? That's all I got to know is what are you
00:38:37
going to do about it? What are you going to do about it? What are you going to do? What are you going to do about it?
00:38:41
What are you going to do about it? The more you say that, the more I want to punch you in your nose.
00:38:46
>> Now he's baiting him into a fight. >> Yeah, go ahead. Punch me in my nose.
00:38:50
What do you think you're going to do about it? What? What are you going to do
00:38:52
about it? Oh, you're on a tape loop. You must be dehydrated. I'm going to call
00:38:58
the doctor. >> That's right. >> Yes. Call the doctor, Jollio. And
00:39:03
remember, ALWAYS IN THE LIFE RAFT WITH MIKE TYSON. There's nothing he's going
00:39:08
to do that you say. And he's going to always say you like his predecessors. Yeah. What are you going to do about it?
00:39:14
I mean, what are you going to do about it? >> Where's the piggy at the end?
00:39:17
>> What are you going to do about it? What are you going to do? Hey, I I think
00:39:20
we'll got something to eat. Look at this. Look at this. Just jumped into the
00:39:24
raft. >> Jump in. >> Oh, good. Jolly good. I love pork just like my predecessors.
00:39:32
>> Oh, man. >> And scene. >> Thank you. That was a good buzzing
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energy.com or Amazon today. >> Oh, you got him right there. Okay. >> Got a parrot.
00:40:07
>> Okay, let's do a couple stories because we're already running late.
00:40:10
>> Yeah. God, we're always running late. >> That was a good one.
00:40:12
>> I liked it. I liked it. Thanks for the assists, uh, Heather with the receptionist character. Yeah, it was
00:40:17
always funny. >> And Tyson, thank you. >> I like that Tyson if he got dehydrated
00:40:21
or there was a fight that they would have to call the doctor. >> What are you going to do about it? Okay,
00:40:28
>> this is um >> a baseball one. I don't know what it is. >> Oh no, it's bull bull fighting.
00:40:37
>> Holy [ __ ] >> This is a new thing they do. Yeah. >> Wow. It finally brings some fun back to
00:40:43
bull fighting cuz it is they always wear like you can see the blood when they get
00:40:48
gorged. >> So they don't have a cape or anything. They're just gymnast now.
00:40:52
>> Dude, >> there's no deception. >> Maryl Retin. >> Wow, look at how cool that is. I know
00:41:00
you're going to say it's AI. >> You know what? I'm I think it could be
00:41:05
AI. >> It could be, but they said >> but I'm not I'm not sure. This is
00:41:11
Listen, they need this to bring back bull fighting. It's getting a little stale.
00:41:15
>> What's the vertical? What's the vertical? Let's see. Okay. >> I wouldn't I don't know if I would stand
00:41:20
there and do a standing back. So, maybe it's AI. >> I mean, I would go in a bull ring and
00:41:25
I'd tussle with it. I'd grab its horns and try to wrestle it to the ground, but
00:41:28
I don't know if I'd try to do a backflip over its head. Well, first of all, is it
00:41:32
AI? 5 seconds. >> I don't know because everything's AI. So really, you know, this is going to I'm
00:41:39
saying this is going to get all the way till court where you say we have a video
00:41:42
of you committing a crime and you just say it could be AI and then you walk free.
00:41:46
>> Yeah. And you just go, you know, judge, I' I've enjoyed my time here. I like all
00:41:51
the evidence stuff. Pretty cool. We had lunch breaks. I enjoyed it a lot. I was just going to tell you, you go [ __ ]
00:41:56
yourself because guess what? I got two little letters for you that allow me to walk out right now and ain't a freaking
00:42:02
thing you can do about. One is a and one is I. So long. >> You say, "Judge, is that AI or not?" You
00:42:10
got 5 seconds. Judge, oh, >> I do that a lot with anyone. Any question, you have five seconds. What's
00:42:17
your favorite movie? You have five seconds. >> The best is you make it more stressful.
00:42:21
You go, "What's your favorite movie?" You have five seconds. Five, four,
00:42:23
three. They can't think. Okay. >> He's like, you know, I'm not going to
00:42:28
hang out with you anymore because you make me nervous all the time. You know, you're not going to hang out with me.
00:42:32
Yeah. What are you going to do about it? I mean, what are you going to do about it? Just buy a pig?
00:42:36
>> Oh my god, this is a combo platter. >> I know. I'm I'm operating on all comedic
00:42:42
cylinders. Um, part of me thinks it's real because you see a lot of athletic
00:42:48
young people doing things like that. >> I agree. >> Um, >> it could be real because they should be
00:42:54
doing that. But I don't like when they stab them, so they should just dance around.
00:42:58
>> Oh, the whole and then they stab him 100 times and it dies slowly. I I don't
00:43:01
know. Hemingway out. >> Yeah, but Ernest Hemingway loved it. What are you going to do about that?
00:43:07
>> Ernest Hemingway. Why does Mike Tyson know anything about Ernest Hem? >> Mike Tyson is very bright. He say he's
00:43:15
very wise. All the stuff he says. Anyway, >> next story. What's got >> California Mayor Ellen Wang admits to
00:43:24
being Oh, yeah. Chinese agent. What the freak? >> Yeah. Did you hear this story
00:43:28
>> of Arcadia? That's in Los Angeles County. just north and east of downtown
00:43:33
LA. Now facing federal charges of acting as an agent of China. >> Eileen Wang is set to appear in court
00:43:43
this afternoon, expected to plead guilty in the coming days to one felony count of acting as an illegal agent.
00:43:50
>> Wang faces a potential sentence of up to 10 years in prison. The charges stem
00:43:55
stem from a website that she ran. No, the website was called communism from China is the best.
00:44:03
>> Yeah, the website was called >> It gave it away. >> Isn't China great? Why is USA sucks so
00:44:09
bad? >> Your system's not as good as ours. >> Communist China.com.
00:44:16
>> Communism is sort of inching in any way, but I I I I can't believe they caught
00:44:20
her and she said, "Yeah, yeah, yeah, I did." >> Well, this dubtales with something I
00:44:24
accidentally saw. You ready for it? >> Yeah. Go ahead. So, Michael Pompei was a former in Trump's administration,
00:44:32
whatever. He's secretary of state, whatever. He's a big global Pompe. Yeah,
00:44:36
I've heard of him. >> Yeah, Michael Pompei, I think. >> And um he just said that China,
00:44:42
Communist China, is just all over our society, just infiltrating everywhere. So, I'm watching him say this. They're
00:44:47
in our schools, they're in our businesses, they're in our politics. They're just like infiltrating. I
00:44:52
thought I thought you're exaggerating. Reach for the clicker. That's [ __ ]
00:44:58
And then this story pops up. Whoa, whoa, whoa. What? >> Well, also buying a lot of land near
00:45:03
army bases. I would just say let's make it quid proquo. Can we go buy land in
00:45:08
China? Can we do everything that No. So they But I think we get taken advantage of in those situations.
00:45:13
>> I think you want to take over a country just buy all its farmland. Yeah.
00:45:17
>> And and just go um you know with with animals on it. >> Did your animal have a baby? What did we
00:45:24
talk about last time? The baby's coming in July. Just rest >> live stream. Live stream.
00:45:30
>> But McGro says hungry. We I was feeding it last night. Oats. >> Holland oats. I used to joke. I go
00:45:39
hollow. Remember when they broke up? Yeah. Oats had a chance on his own, didn't he? Tonight. Tonight oats. One
00:45:47
night only. Oats. One show >> with his opening act. Sewing his. Sewing his is the opener. and Oats is the
00:45:56
headliner. Pretty pretty good joke. >> Not bad. All right, next one. Let's try
00:46:00
it. >> Let's see this. Okay. Um, yeah. Oh, watch this guy attack this bad guy
00:46:07
right here. You ready? >> Little jujitsu for you, Dana. >> Wow. No, that's amazing. He attacks an
00:46:18
armed security guard. He jumps on him with a kind of Bruce Lee move and gets his head in. I've seen that move before.
00:46:25
>> Don't see it. Yeah, I've seen it before with >> it's that's like perfectly done.
00:46:29
>> Yeah, that was Lauren and Marcy one angry night. You know, >> that's a tricky one because I the reason
00:46:38
I don't do that move like at the post office if someone bumps me is that >> jump up and get them in a leg lock.
00:46:44
>> It's a hard one to get right. I get that wrong a lot of the time. >> Yeah, I've heard.
00:46:48
>> Okay, that's all. All right, one more and then we'll get get I got You got to
00:46:52
go. You got you got to get in your mud bath. Heather's just heating. >> I gota get a mud bath.
00:46:59
>> Oh, it's an aquarium >> and this guy's being an [ __ ] and
00:47:03
lighting a cigarette. >> Okay, >> they're saying don't put it out
00:47:10
>> and he throws it in the water. >> Oh, the the dolphin. >> The beluga whale. The blue whale.
00:47:20
I can't believe what I just saw. So the blue whale senses the pressure, doesn't
00:47:24
want knows there's no smoking and spews like 10 gallon on the guy's head with a
00:47:28
cigarette. >> Did I Did I get that right? Your your your video, not mine. >> It could be AI, but if it was AI, he
00:47:35
would have nailed the cigarette a little harder. >> Right. Could have been AI.
00:47:40
>> If it was AI, he would have stood up and walked over the whale. >> Um, now I'm thinking it's AI.
00:47:48
>> I know what what what isn't. It doesn't matter. We we have our chuckle either
00:47:51
way. >> Where does it go? What what what's going on? >> What does it matter? Who cares? The
00:47:56
world is spinning out of control. >> Just just just be happy. >> What happened to Tulsi Gabbard? Why did
00:48:01
she get raided? That scared me. Isn't she I don't know what's going on.
00:48:04
>> Did she get raided? Isn't she still in Trump's administration? >> They raided her office and they're like,
00:48:08
"Wait, aren't you the raider? Why are you getting raid dead?" >> I don't know.
00:48:13
>> When in doubt, raid. That's what >> Hey guys, let's h up. We haven't raided
00:48:18
in a while. Maybe she knows something because all these scientists that are dropping like flies are like they all
00:48:25
know something and they're like, "Oh, they just put two in the back of their
00:48:28
own head and suicide." >> Going around a lot that any of these scientists related to UFOs. Yeah. Yeah.
00:48:35
I had the haunt virus. Yeah. >> Are you okay? >> I was just had a nightmare and I
00:48:40
>> Where'd you get it from [ __ ] Mickey Mouse? >> I had a haunting virus. Did I get it
00:48:44
from Mickey Roor? What? >> I got it from Ratatouille. That little that guy's the horniest animal out
00:48:49
there. He's cute and everything, but he's riddled with diseases. >> They wanted me to do that lead character
00:48:54
and I turned him down. I said, >> "Ratoule D." >> Yeah. I said, "A French rat. Not gonna
00:48:58
happen." Finally, Pixar makes a bomb. But then they rewrote it and put um some
00:49:04
Pat who's got a great voice. I, you know, I have a boring voice as myself. >> Here's you as Ratatouille. Hey man, I
00:49:11
got to go make some food. Here here's you starting ratati like you got to get a little sandwich
00:49:20
and I'm like cut right I got to make some food get the pots and pans clean get the mixer
00:49:35
and the water dripping. I did this character which I only did a couple times at open mics called sound
00:49:44
effective which I've told you and it was just you could do it better than me but
00:49:48
it's just the just a guy he's that's all he does ladies and gentlemen sound
00:49:53
effecty you know it's like so I'm walking across wet grass I open my car door it's the same sound
00:50:02
I start my car >> shitty sound effecty >> I roast the mirror >> that's not
00:50:11
I don't I just >> I clean my teeth. >> I pick up a cup. >> All right, that's the show.
00:50:19
>> Take I take a sip. >> All right, this has been the show. We ran too long again.
00:50:26
>> This has been the show. >> People, we gave you way more than you paid for again.
00:50:30
>> Mhm. Yeah. >> And uh that's it. Okay. Thanks everybody. We'll join us. We'll
00:50:35
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