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okay Dana I just want to tell you quickly uh for the people listening that before you hear Kyle he does mention Bud
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Friedman a lot of us do but Friedman's a huge influence he owns The Improv if you don't know New York La uh
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and he passed away uh since we did Kyle a little bit ago so I just want to say quickly Bud was you know I could over talk about it under I'll just say he was a huge huge
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reason he was like the first Lorne I think Danny you said that it was a guy that you know if you get into the Improv
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Mitzi was at the comedy store she didn't like me bud like me got me up and I had
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a great run doing all these clubs working in the LA one I worked the LA one last week so a huge thank you and uh
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a sad day uh about that but Bud was was a great great and he's great for comedians I would just say you know the same thing like Lauren bud love comedians loved us
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and it was very nice to me I couldn't get out of the comedy store either which is sort of a scary weird place back then
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and Bud was friendly he was old-fashioned in a way uh as people know he had a monocle he had some sort of
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weird Cadence of talking I don't know where it came from but Take It Outside how are you Psy but he gave me great
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spots and he was very encouraging and he was somebody he passed away at 90. he looked 60 when he was 40 but when he was 80 he still looked 60. I mean he he
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didn't age for decades I would see him from time to time and go man he looks exactly
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stay out of the aisles he was like this with the monocle and that Cadence he's like this gentleman yeah and just a sense of decorum of like now I was starting the show everybody ready yeah
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and uh you know you don't see a lot of Monicals anymore I feel like he might be the last guy well I was there when he
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had you know regular glasses really yeah comedian got mad it was drunk and punched him and goes it doesn't matter
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I'll just use this pot and that's how the I made that up and you go but you never got it fixed he goes
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yeah the monocle was only Colonel Klink and Hogan's Heroes going back to the 1960s he had a monocle and then Bud yeah but there's no one no one does a monocle
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you know my what is my friend is a comedian in Arizona uh Mike Sterner says his his friend is Japanese optometrist and every December
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7th he attacks the Pearle Vision Center there you go that's not my joke but I like it hey I like anything where it's just it's just such a joke that's a good
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joke okay but but let me listen Bud was great laughed at everybody a community created an amazing Legacy that continues to this day with improv uh comedy clubs
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all over yeah great great guy great laugher and uh anyway enjoy our podcast okay Dana before I get to Kyle done again I have to tell you I have to get a plug-in
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what I get I bought this at the gas station and I used to like this it says mild right so I use it twice I've been
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tricked this is an anti-commercial no because it's so goddamn spicy and what if there's mild and there's medium and there's hot which one do you think wouldn't be spicy mild and even when I
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get it once I get the biggest [ __ ] why do you have mild I go because I just wanted like the idea of it I don't really want to burn up and oh my God I
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was my burrito I was ripping it apart going what in here I'm blaming the burrito is so hot it's that and then
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look at the back it says you know I see the word jalapeno that's all I need to see that's all I need to see I go why
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why would it be so hot and this isn't your fault I have a lot of free time but I was so mad last night and then I
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called Heather and I yelled at her about it um but is the best that's mild Cholula
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has to do a bottle on the next podcast no it can't be anything it just has to be red food coloring well how about
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ketchup old-fashioned that's basically if give me ketchup with three pieces of an onion in that mix all right Kyle
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Dunnigan is one of my really good buddies is a sweetheart and we uh we talked to
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him because we're talking to more comedians because when I'm out with these Comics especially ones I like and
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they're heavily influenced by SNL they grew up on it obviously they love Dana they like all the people we've been
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talking to and they share their stories with me and some had auditions Kyle had a big audition for us now the seminal
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audition in 2008 which Bobby Moynihan was at and Nick Kroll and Kyle his story about his audition process at the time being a brilliant comedian and impressionist a natural for SNL and what
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happens is very dramatic but he's he's organically very very funny throughout this this talk and some of these talks with these people are just straight up just laughs you know we're just talking
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about SNL we're talking about yeah he does Impressions he mixes them and Dana does them and those are the kind just
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different type of shows and that that's what this type of show is so it's it's you know again just a human story
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about someone trying to get on SNL and what happens so it's it's kind of riveting actually and then like the before during and after like yeah when you don't get it what it's like and we
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don't have a lot of those because everyone has it everyone got it yeah and he landed on his feet he has a huge YouTube channel
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bizarre content Instagram so uh and he's just a fun guy to have dinner with yeah
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100 here is Kyle Dunnigan [Music] how's Dana's dump going Dana was right here huh Dana was right
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here and then he just took off Dana we're almost done do you need a hat no I don't I just for when we do our things oh right we have embarrassed you're too young The Gong
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Show yeah oh no I know Chuck Barris yeah I did like that oh really so I was doing
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that I saw you in a hat like a round circle yeah I was like I need that because the
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sun's really bad and then I got one [ __ ] Pineapple picker hat that I can either spend hours with greasy uh
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sunscreen all over I could put a giant hat on I prefer the giant hat some people will know [ __ ] the Hat I'm gonna
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grease it up for hours I do both Kyle done against our guest today I want you know I went to dermatologist and I looked at a thing and it was yeah because I thought this looks not great
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are we recording yeah light it up so let me because I have a dermatologist story
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so what I I think I actually focused the podcast on Dermatology it's good when it's about so good news well what
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happened we can always cut this means it means we won't cut it yeah yeah go ahead well I just looked at like a little mole
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spot and I was like that doesn't look good I went and the guy looked at it he's like you're fine and then this girl
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came to visit me for like a weekend I think I told you Dad about those and it did not work out like she walked into my
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house I knew that was coming but yeah no he always that's how they always end I had yeah it always ends like that I had this uh house and uh she walks up she was two planes always fly over your
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house she immediately just had all these things I never noticed the planes like but now
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you're in the path now I it's constant there's just planes around anyway she goes I don't like the look of that mole
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and I was like I checked it out I think it's okay chew it off [ __ ] she's like I don't think it's dangerous I just don't
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like the look of it yeah yeah it was just a vanity thing yeah so I went but I went back and a different dermatologist was like that's a problem and cut it out and it had like damn it got caught it
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was if it wasn't for the girl was the problem Oh I thought he said cut the girl out of your life well I was naked
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on a slab and this guy's going around with the eyeglass he's like 90 or something yeah and he's going around and
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everything he sees because I'm covered and stuff he goes age age related and a woman's writing it down age related age related yeah I swear to God for a half hour should you do anything nope
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age related sick it's like Billy Bob Thor age related he goes he goes this doesn't
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look like much but you might have to remove it I go my wiener and then he took that Monica off he goes oh I'm
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sorry my wieners greatest childlike reference to a dick actually Dana tell him when you went to the masseuse when she said oh I just masseuse once and she really started
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digging and she she'd say give it give it give it give it give it didn't she go by your wiener and go you hungry no that was me that was true yeah no Island
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Irish comedians for a hundred is done again Irish or British it's Irish Irish yeah I went to it this is like a longer story but a Tony Robbins wanted me to
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perform at his birthday party I had oh go ahead and tell the strikers why not do you do Tony Robbins no I don't but I
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tried to get one for the thing but I was excited because like I like Tony Robbins I read like three books in my life to
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awaken yeah me too so I was excited I was nervous because they were paying me more money than I've ever been paid for
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anything in my life 750 no I turned them down I know you guys but it was more than I know Tony does not Tony he's 24 000. more than a thousand but what do
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you net it was 25 000. it was great yeah it's that's that's wonderful well yes I
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was very it's an adorable number think about where you are and think of who owns this place no I know now cooling this house is twenty five
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thousand dollars all right Tony Robbins tried to beat you up we'll let you get through this straight hopefully we probably won't I was nervous and I
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thought hey Tony would say take care of your you know take care of yourself little buddy people don't know Tony he's like nine feet tall yeah he has actually
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a tumor and his pituitary gland and it's pumping out um growth hormones that's why he's so
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big he's growing a foot and a half in the last 18 months yeah he's been I mean when he was a kid they asked if he
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wanted to take it out and he was like no I want to be enormous like he could have taken it out oh is that true that's a
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true story oh my god it worked it did yeah it really stands out yeah you like obviously the documentary but he's bites his hand on someone's head it's like a giant
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catchers it just envelops the whole guy's head all right I'm getting to the uh because you a bunch of [ __ ] losers
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piece of [ __ ] yeah he's a therapist that swears yeah he yells he's scared go ahead I'm getting comfortable so I was like I'm gonna go take care of myself and and get a massage I never do that so
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I went to this place and I don't want a hand job I know about not one of those happy ending yeah David's never heard of
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those no yeah but the the whole point of going there is to feel better about myself you know I don't want to walk I
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want to go I don't want to have like have uh [ __ ] so I'm like how do I look like I don't want a [ __ ] so I
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take off my baseball hat because guys baseball hats look like they're like very suspicious yeah
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I'm not saying David wants to [ __ ] no check I like it so I take that off and I kind of go in Jolly you know yeah rather
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than instead of like Silk yeah like serious looking around blinking in yeah embarrassed already shame yeah and she
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gives me a good back massage she flips me over she starts doing a little tickly on the stomach I'm like oh this is like going down a [ __ ] Lane you know and
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so um I don't know where she Taps my penis and she goes you hungry [Music] and I was like oh no I'm I'm I just the better question is is she hungry she
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seemed hungry okay got it I didn't ask her but you know this is important for our listeners she's like famished yeah
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so I said someone's the meal and someone's the consumer of the meat yes yes she was drooling then she tapped my
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penis again harder like four more times she was like no you hungry am I breaking your mic
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and I go oh no thank you thank you and she goes oh girlfriend and I go now and she goes wife and I go no you know where this one's head into yeah and she goes
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um on that's it she thinks yeah you got a team yeah so watch out there feeling great I go to the Tony Robbins thing and they beforehand they did a zoom call with me you know where they go this is
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what Tony wants and he wants me to do Biden on a big screen no one sees me they just keep Biden but he's gonna
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introduce me as the President of the United States is here and I was a little worried because he
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that could happen he could zoom in the present he's met all the presents so I said to them I'm a little worried
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they're gonna be disappointed when they see me and they were just like this is what 20 wants this is a cult you don't tell what
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this is what we do but yeah I did the same kind of gig yeah I want to hear it I want to hear yours because I'm sure
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yours is better than no everything is ringing true to me okay but I love Tony tell when they play they play like a
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videotape before yes so well there's actually two things a montage right yeah I'm making the story way too long but no it was like not on fly right right over here I Googled Tony
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Robbins Birthday on YouTube I don't think I told you that research and he his last birthday was this big
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Extravaganza with all these Stars just like Tony are the best he's bawling crying his wife's like I love you honey
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it was a good sticks together you know so I felt even more pressure this is the next oh yeah so um I get there and he's like thanks for doing this you a little hunk of crap and
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he whacks me on the back and everybody's super jazzed up but they've been up since like five in the morning you know sharks going this is a lot of corporate
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gigs where they beat him to death his entertainment they're like yeah it's like raw right go we can win they have
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dancers come out you probably saw this after everything mine was on Zoom was on Zoom oh yeah see
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that was smart well I was there I flew down to West uh Palm Beach he wanted me to find
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undisclosed location so anyway so what what how does this story I could do Tony Robbins for the first last hour yeah and then we'll do McCartney for the second half hour he's
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at a trampoline and I jumped on that beforehand trying to get pumped out and um so the guy before me was uh the
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Secretary of Defense former Secretary of Defense uh Larry sumners and he just talked like this he went over an hour and a half Economist it's like midnight now yeah and uh Tony goes are you ready
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for the surprise of your life and they're like yeah and they're like have I ever disappointed you they're like no
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you would never tested by the house and then he goes and then and then someone goes like blah
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blah there's a pause he'd forgot to play the package they made this minute package video of him with presidents oh
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okay so now that plays for like okay no yeah the president states that go nuts then they play the package then he reintroduces me because he introduced me before he did it wrong but now it really
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feels like for sure the president because he's in the video they said he's shaking hands with Obama yeah so they
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really think Biden's coming oh they hundred percent oh and there's no way he would [ __ ] us over and have some [ __ ]
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yeah exactly so I'm sitting backstage like oh no it's the nightmare I imagine so then I pop up on the screen and you hear this Audible
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and I'm like hey it's Tony baloney's birthday I bring your guy come on man really God that's so unusual nothing from them because they're angry yeah and
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I think they don't even know if it's a joke and they're just staring and I'm in my head I'm going this is my this is the funniest thing and I've got another 25
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minutes yeah yeah you're like this is just gonna get worse and are you in a suit and tie just at a regular that's a whole other thing I went shopping and you're nervous
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you shopping before after the masseuse I had to go after you know what I mean so I bought these new shoes they were both left feet so I couldn't even use it I had dirty shoes
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I'm making this story I'm telling you ten percent bonus yeah and then I got a shirt so I looked it
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was a black button and I looked like a magician yeah and I made a joke about that you have clown shoes on and a
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misfit I I didn't I wore my dirty shoes and um because I I couldn't fit into those two left feet they go I like when the magician made all the laughter disappeared
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yeah it's weird because the screen goes up and now I have to introduce myself and yeah here's a surprise for Tony Kyle not again this is very normal like this guy's still going yeah yeah well I walk
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out and they jump up and they're like Yay because they're all time yeah energy and then back to like we hate you sit back down this is very normal
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yeah and I go I I said something about like I know I looks like I'm about to do magic I promise I'm not and they're like they're not the same match yeah no they don't get any any sarcasm or iron no
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yeah it's almost like the opposite because it's all about positivity and then I you know stand-up's still cutting
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and I'm halfway through jokes going don't tell the rest this joke I I told a joke I go
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um I did this girl she was too young for me she was 19 years younger don't judge I was in college that's when you
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experiment and they go oh wait that means oh my God that's a yeah but nothing's working in your head you have nothing yeah but you're
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skipping chunks and then you're like I know and then you're yeah yeah and you're speeding through yeah done it
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half this and then the clock's like it's going backwards and then like on the piano at one point
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and then people I have like pictures I'll I if you wanna I don't know if you have a website I could put up anyway
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um we have nothing it doesn't matter we don't really good at social media we barely have audio Yeah and then I just
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got Wi-Fi I get off and I was supposed to sing Happy Birthday to Tony as as Caitlyn Jenner right so there's a wig I'm back
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on the where the laptop is where I'm projected like a face swap and I see the wig there and go in like no let's say I
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can't I need to walk out of here which is something I can't walk out of here with a woman's Way Gone So I leave it there not Crush yeah yeah and I just go
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sincere I'm like hey guys it's Tony's birthday how about a happy birthday I was supposed to be like happy birthday
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to Tony baby yeah and do some but he's got a big old [ __ ] yeah but I bailed on
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that and I just did a sincere Happy Bird and they just turned to their leader and they're like happy birthday and I use
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that to sneak out I'm grabbing my stuff and so he thought it was on off stage was under the desk and he goes do you
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guys have a day you'll never forget and they're like yeah and then he goes this is a night I'd like to forget no he was talking about way I've never have you
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ever heard Tony Robbins saying negative I don't like about anyone no and he said about me that's that's weird it was
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rough that's weird that is weird we'll be right back from our sponsors yeah I was just on a
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zoomberg real quickly and he was just super enthusiastic and they were just all these flashing pictures of people all over the world and he would go I
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would do a bit like he didn't like fauci so I was like you don't need a vaccine it'll solve everything all that stuff
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and he goes give it up for Dana Carvey so I'm just in my little room my wife's cooking dinner downstairs and he's going like this and it went on for two minutes
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so I started dancing in my room and just for one landed joke yeah lives during the pandemic obviously how much time did you have to do um I think it was supposed to be 45 I
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think it ended up being 35 and they were fine with it David do you have a Tony Robbins gig story you know I did get a
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call about a Tony Robbins gig oh you what I got a call about one recently are you being serious I swear to God yeah
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because I turned him down I think what happens is they do these gigs yeah I was too busy go ahead Dave if I throw that
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well well Dana you already did it though you were number two but then they wanted me back they wanted me back in person oh
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yeah yeah and I was really really busy with something and they only told me five days before so I said you know
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there was nothing that was going to stop me to get twenty five thousand dollars this could have been first I would like
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that money now that my 401k is 70 down yeah because of uh I I think I know parts of the Caribbean uh because of you sign or no DocuSign
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yes the stock market it went down over 100 I actually owe money it's negative 28 no it's it'll be fine yeah yeah I'm
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fine um David you guys are fine I like when you both do Biden it was funny talking to each other well I just end with
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Pirates Caribbean I love yours your stuff we have like different Biden which is yeah the ladies you do the whisper yell because that's what happened after
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Afghanistan are you like yeah like come on man you just gotta get this guy a blaming poontang no not poontang yeah
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the guy dude and then it's like yeah it's like a lower like a Mumble he does like my dad used to do this where he
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he'd patronize whisper like I know better than you oh yeah because I know a lot better and I know how to do it you know but your body's amazing yes come on yeah it does that and you do everything
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I mean you just went at him early because now the New York times is attacking Biden saying he makes up
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stories and bumbling back in those days it was a hot oven but your thing was always just edgy and funny and Kyle on
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YouTube is all and the Instagram there's always something yeah just go anywhere you felt like going even when you do
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Caitlyn Jenner you get you get you always wonder these card actions even aren't even aware I had I never know
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they I found a video that they made because I did a video where they were like we're mad IO the whole thing was
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just like we're mad at you yeah and then Chloe did a video going we're mad at you oh really so they saw that one I don't know if they saw the other ones though I think uh yeah maybe just
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that one should we talk about one that you thought might tweak them um because you're always going for the laugh you don't seem like you're waving
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any political party or any point of view yeah other than what's funny yeah that's all I I'm trying to do if you buy the
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fresh prince of DC right I'm trying to finish one up now they take forever and I go dark so you know with making money on the internet you've got to keep cranking stuff out You Know sketch is
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really hard to crank out yeah I mean snls they got 30 writers or something and then oh no one-man band what are you
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doing I don't know when you're doing it in the house you've got green screens and face swap and all these computer things you have graphics and I edit it
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and then it's like like I'll be like oh I need tape to tape down this wig so then I go to the store
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I gotta get the tape for the wig and that's a half hour then I'm like oh wait I need a tie then I go to like the
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Goodwill and I get a tie and then I'll shoot for an hour and like oh my ear was sticking out I gotta reshoot that
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someday how much work I know some people could help you well I need to find I need to find a way to get money that I could pay people because that's that would be great well you're okay done
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again you got a YouTube channel for listeners go check it out more Talent it's tougher to make there's just some ways it's hard to make money no matter how good you are just hard to get on
00:24:34
YouTube and that [ __ ] it's hard to crank out sketch like they do SNL's got there's probably two sketches a week
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that are well they write about 50 55 in 24 hours and two are good and they take two weeks off every two weeks yeah it's just like it's like bass player you know sometimes three Kyle oh is it three
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Lauren visited the podcast we do two and then a week off and then three and then
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we go off then around Christmas two weeks off and then a huge staff churning stuff out and it's a numbers game you
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know yeah so I'll like do a few in a row and I'll watch it grow and then I'll stop I'll need to like take a break for
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like a month or a couple weeks and it'll just I'll drop 40 on my next video so it's like that's I'm trying to figure
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out how to do the business side so now this next fresh presenting is more like a short film I'm gonna release it like
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and maybe have people pay like so it's okay or something the Will Smith show yeah yeah he's done a bunch of those I
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know I've seen them just keep kind of wrapping his bite and yeah and running around and then insanity and there's
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like sitcoms [Music] well also people that are listening should know Kyle is a comedian I've been
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doing it forever he up for five Emmys wrote for the ins was it inside Amy Schumer and one in Emmy for girl you
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don't need makeup because I listen to today what was that girl you don't need makeup when you wake up yeah I was on
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the Schumer show my mom has that I brought her the Emmys she's very excited okay we'll come back uh Sarah Silverman
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did you write for that show I did actually that was a show I was writing and then I had uh I was like I have to
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get out of here it was a great job but I just felt like I was writing too much for other people and I wanted to you
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know perform amazing I started making I actually during that writing thing I figured out how to
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um do the face swaps so it was a FaceTime call so they could talk to each other and that was like a big
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um just like I was doing invitations of the writers in the room and they liked it then I started doing it online that's kind of what what year was that how long
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have you been doing uh 2016 or 1617 and so okay well early on will tell us when you you probably were into SNL because all
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we all were yeah and um but you did did you finally get an audition or was it one or was it you were trying to get an
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audition like uh yeah I didn't know what to do yeah big fan of SNL Dana's been huge influence we've talked about that uh but uh yeah well maybe we could talk
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about just a little bit we can talk a little bit I don't know three sentences I'll comment David though because I was an extra uh when I was this is the worst
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no you had left like the year before and being let me just go back but but but David oh we're gonna dog hear that one yeah yeah David um [ __ ] you you could see in the
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monitors what was going on in rehearsal you could hear it and I was like oh David's the funniest one
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yeah I don't remember what you're doing and then when the air show came he would freeze up a little bit
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yeah David was the always the funniest so funny very very low rehearsal show you
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yeah I mean rehearsal I didn't know back then they were probably taping him but you're just bullshitting with your
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friends saying by the way anything forgetting you're on camera but when Kyle was there yeah we were doing
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happened to be one of my favorite ones ever which was the Gap girls lay off of stars lay off me I'm starving and Kyle
00:28:16
Not only was he there he was a uh extra ooh and they put him in the Gap girl sketch and they put him in a Primo spot of behind us so you were just on camera
00:28:31
with no lines throughout this year yeah and I'm just right next to Chris Farley I'm like this is probably my big break I'm not sure that's just not sure but
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we're about to go out and David comes already like uh yeah this is my friend whoever what's this uh my buddy was
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visiting from Arizona and I never know yeah and I [ __ ] go can he be in this [ __ ] yeah and I go Rick why don't you sit here and they pulled Kyle out yeah well they flipped me so like it'll get
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you the back of your head Kyle and uh my friend will get the uh and then he became famous off that he he got a deal
00:29:04
off that extra work can I ask the question about this like when just for a second because I don't know that that
00:29:11
part of you like when did you start being a comedian uh you know trying to be professional
00:29:16
did you go it was your first stand up at 18 or were you doing little shows for your parents when you're 10 or we have
00:29:22
all different when I was younger I I didn't uh I remember being laughed at but not like me trying to be funny but like humiliating things just in school yeah yeah I think my very first memory
00:29:34
was my whole family laughing I mean my my grandmother was like I was like what's this Nana it was a place mat we
00:29:41
got like a choo-choo place and she goes oh you eat on that and my little brain was like eat on it didn't make sense but
00:29:48
eat it made sense like I think I'd skip that little word so I started eating it and I came in I was trying to eat that and this first memories everyone like ha and then I got an idiot yeah and people
00:30:01
would laugh at me but I wasn't trying to be funny I was little I think we're like three little guys right yeah three of us
00:30:07
were like little what was your height and weight when you entered High School uh I know all I know is the tiniest
00:30:13
except my friend Michael was like a half inch and I love because when they line it up it was like Michael year on the
00:30:18
end I would but I was always number two but I remember they had superlatives where they go you know best looking mostly succeed and the popular girls
00:30:25
come up to me they never talk to me and they were like we decided you're the funniest whoa hey it was like eighth
00:30:33
grade it was like 12 years old so before school you know what I say to that I go you hungry and they go
00:30:39
and I go you go it's early I'm gonna ask you again but I didn't really know or think I was funny and then
00:30:46
the lobby of the before you go to school there's like a Lobby and everyone hangs out that was big terrifying yeah Junior
00:30:52
High right right and this big the big bully Scott Chapman comes up to me pushes me and he goes you're not funny
00:30:57
whoa the word got out that I was gonna be the funniest and he wanted to be the funny guy and I was like yeah okay I don't I don't I think you're right beat
00:31:04
the funny out of it yeah yeah and he goes I'm funnier than you now everyone starts gathering around us
00:31:10
yeah yeah is that eight miles so what does he say I backed it I was like you are like
00:31:17
this is hilarious what you're doing so then I got voted Class Clown I got upset about it because um clown it kind of isn't the same it's not good especially when you're 12 and
00:31:29
you want to be liked by girls and it was like the popular girls I was like oh they look at me like on this like clown so I've my friend was really sweet and
00:31:37
he was intended to do something nice but he went to the principal or whatever and was like Kyle's upset of the clown I
00:31:43
called the clown so they changed it the best person they change it to best personality
00:31:55
did your gift from mimicry emerge at that time could you do the PE coach or were you doing yeah that actually got me attention from girls I did um uh Mike I did Michael Jackson this
00:32:08
girl I really liked would be like do Michael Jackson so just dance like a monkey and one time she'd cross it off
00:32:14
her shoe Michael Jackson I got hurt personally like we broke up but but did you do the voice or just do
00:32:20
it you would dance I do though the boys in the dance I remember this is a hacking impression now but I saw my
00:32:26
first impression I saw Christopher Walken at our local tiny grocery store Western Connecticut
00:32:31
tiny little thing I'd never seen a famous person before you know so I was following them around like a creep you
00:32:37
know the thing when you go to a grocery store and you're like oh I just want to get like some batteries but then you start going oh I need that I need that
00:32:43
so he had this whole pile of stuff yeah and right before he got to the front he just like janked it all over the floor
00:32:51
and he goes oh no my cottage cheese and the lady was like it's fine and he's like no no you get quiet and be like I'm sorry he got really loud and that like
00:33:01
bug got me that was like I think one of the first impressions I did but I did Impressions but then I started doing stand-up when I got out
00:33:08
uh to try to make money because there just was no money inside high school out of out of the world of school out of
00:33:14
college and stuff okay so early this morning yeah and my you know managers are like don't do Impressions and guitar so everything that I do well they I didn't do for 20 years until I found
00:33:26
things they told me not to do that either yeah don't do Impressions don't don't do the churchly but bad advice
00:33:32
that we got yeah later you go what the [ __ ] do you know yeah so then what was your like those years you you got on
00:33:39
shows pretty quickly like Cedric the Entertainer you're a sketch player that was yeah that was um I thought that was
00:33:46
like a big break because I was kind of a hit sketch show and I joined mid-season because like we need a white guy to pick
00:33:51
on and uh before we would do the shows like a final thing they would do a prayer circle and Cedric you know is very religious and uh but he's holding hands with two
00:34:03
Jewish you know producers and we're just sitting around I would just stare at the Jewish producers because they'd have to be there like
00:34:09
pray please Jesus help these setups land our punch lines and maybe all praying for Jesus and there was really like a couple of people who believed in Jesus but that was those
00:34:22
I'm not religious no okay yeah no do you have any um re-affiliation with a political party um uh wait I want to get to some
00:34:34
Impressions too but also oh wait when did you do cruise ships because my buddy does cruise ships he said they're tough my friend was like don't do it'll be
00:34:41
really bad and I was like how did that be bad you know how could that be bad so I go there and
00:34:48
cruise ships three shows a night and it's a free show so everyone goes to the show because it's free they already paid
00:34:54
for it and I'm bombing so hard mostly wheelchairs it was a very old Cruise you hear people leaving this
00:35:00
yeah and then the Walkers after that yeah you buy wd-40s and I got we love when David does I know he does great he does great sound effects [Music]
00:35:14
underplayed in the world it's out there though yeah but I was famous for being terrible on this ship so I just hidden
00:35:20
my then you go and you're looking over the Lido deck and it was like that guy sucked are you the guy that's horrible so yeah so you bombed the first night I
00:35:27
know I bombed every night no nothing three times three times a night where it was just this awful and then one time
00:35:34
they make you after the show say goodbye to everybody so you bomb and you got a big thank you for coming
00:35:40
yeah so I see this woman good game good covering getting all around me and I'm like oh
00:35:46
here's a fan that's what we'll have to deal with this this is nice and she goes I have to tell you
00:35:52
you look exactly like my dead son my son just died a month ago they were going to cancel this trip and they really already bought the tickets and the dad won't look at me apparently I look amazingly and sound
00:36:06
like her son who just died so I'm like oh my God I'm so sorry and then I keep running into her because
00:36:14
the ship's not that big at the buffet by the way everywhere and then I went to one bar I'm like oh god there she is
00:36:20
again and she's got the rest of her family and it was like there he is like oh [Laughter]
00:36:32
no that's him that's him and then she asked me to go rock climbing and trying to be the sun
00:36:39
again yeah and I can't say no to her clock climbing and she's standing she starts calling you Dave Michael or
00:36:45
something she was sort she was sort of having this thing with me and I I had had to do it and I could tell I wasn't
00:36:52
it's a good sitcom as good as her son she was like just climb up look you're not out you're good at this yeah so
00:36:59
she's ordering around like a mom to a son yeah just climb up yeah yeah and just and so you do what you got
00:37:05
terrified and her son I'm sure it was like you're the worst fake son yeah that was my uh boy that was the week that Obama was uh not Obama that
00:37:16
Bin Laden was uh is that Obama that was my bin Laden my Obama's not like this that's what you do my mom wants like Obama you know not
00:37:29
Obama um so then when did how did you become a genius are they two different people I don't know points like like Obama I meant to say Bin Laden oh that
00:37:40
might be sending a racist in there but like I kept saying Obama and Bin Laden but um yeah she just points like a
00:37:46
terrorist is saying their blood will run in the streets my mother's finger gets right and you know your face like that
00:37:52
your mom's in your bit sometimes yeah she's really good actually you tell her what to do or not yeah I actually surprised her because once she knows
00:37:58
she's acting it's over we have to so she'll come on stage no videos hey Mom let's I'll just start doing something that is she has to improv that's crazy yeah Craig I do Craig
00:38:13
hysterical character thank you yeah all right we'll talk about you know let's go ahead all right oh you think it's your
00:38:19
SNL audition oh yes well we want to get to that we're just creeping up to like how many years of stand up and yeah and
00:38:24
then when do you travel for SNL oh yes and the first time I did stand up actually was in the high schools 20 minutes before but it's like you should
00:38:31
use stand up and I was like okay because I just did what people told me and I wrote a set in 20 minutes and the set
00:38:37
was 20 minutes so I don't know what that must have been very first time music crushes what's that first time usually
00:38:42
crushes pretty good because I was doing teachers and stuff like that but I got suspended halfway through it it could go wrong oh well so it's so
00:38:54
funny though yeah but the uh halfway through the host this girl was like um you have to um uh you have to stop uh saying something
00:39:05
about oh you can't say penis or Miss always going to suspend you was the thing and then they were all quiet like what
00:39:11
happened and I was like I'm not allowed to say penis anymore then I started going like my Kill Boss and then I started doing other names then they took
00:39:18
me off Stitch anyway they took you away yeah they took me away in a jacket um yeah but I like when you bump with
00:39:25
the microphone with your chin while you're talking and you hug it like this hugging it he's pumping it so when did
00:39:31
you start crushing and get the notion I want to and I'm highly qualified to be on Saturday Night Live uh I always wanted like like watching you and stuff I not that I felt like I'd be as good as
00:39:45
you I thought like I can do that kind of thing that's like in my wheelhouse yeah so I really want to do it I love the
00:39:51
show you actually almost stopped me from getting uh from losing my virginity you
00:39:56
it didn't happen but you almost I was coming home from a party and uh this woman who was this girl she's like 21 was in my Spanish class and she's on a balcony and she goes Kyle done again
00:40:11
get up here just hammered and like we immediately had she's decided we're having sex and I remember what happened in between but then I was like but I almost didn't go up because I was like I
00:40:23
want to go back and see Dana Carvey because SNL was starting and I almost but I I wish I had because I I didn't
00:40:31
think I got AIDS from this woman I knew I got AIDS from this woman it was back when if you just had unprotected sex you
00:40:37
got AIDS right right when it started to everyone yeah it's everyone's gonna get it
00:40:42
I did and I wish I hadn't I got AIDS from watching Dana once yeah so you either way yeah about you got me took care of me we give you the shot
00:40:56
you do it accurately I just punt sometimes talking about um Mickey Rooney yep um I I heard you do it before but I know it's a true story word for Words yeah what you worked with him on a play no a
00:41:22
TV show one of the boys in 1981 yeah I was cast out of nowhere I was just a young stand-up Fred Silverman the head
00:41:29
of NBC that's Mickey Rooney's grandson then I'm on a 747 with Nathan Lane he was going that's right so we became
00:41:36
friends and then we met Mickey who had a 38 revolver and literally at least once
00:41:42
an hour I was the number one star in the world you hear me bang the world anyway pulling something yeah he would say things like uh he needed money and he
00:41:56
would I could just die laughing Judy Garland never owned a car it was nonsense why Mickey because they pumped
00:42:04
her so full of drugs that killed her and then he would just look off into space yeah yeah and they asked him for money
00:42:11
and Joe Lewis Joe Lewis and he'd be there stun yesterday he's getting right up in my face he's about four foot ten he's going like this right to my face Joe Lewis
00:42:21
this fire plug will take you out he referred to himself as a fireplace that that's another podcast entirely but um when I first met you it was kind of interesting I had dinner with you
00:42:32
because David's very social and I'm a homebody and I didn't really know what you did I just thought you were funny and a really nice guy and then I went home and looked you up and went my god
00:42:44
this is my brother from another mother it's an honor that you think that well it's the evidence is on YouTube watch it it's like extraordinary acidy stuff the
00:42:55
Stallone doing the way you do Stallone now it's like a character as well there's a
00:43:01
sweetness to him kind of yeah it's different than he is he's actually seen it which is funny we've had Frank
00:43:07
Stallone on the show oh really and it's really cool to because some people like Impressions some people don't like why
00:43:13
did you find that Stallone that particular Stallone you just started doing it and then yeah just you know as
00:43:19
they really like the punch you stole it on you know yeah this is really stupid it's like coffee
00:43:25
yeah yeah but super sincere confidence stupidity yeah I just did like I don't do them he like makes little movies and the last one which got demonetized everything gets demonetized that I put
00:43:38
out but he's like doing a documentary on 9 11 but it was like the day we got 9 11. yeah that's the first building got 9 11. what about this Kyle and I joke
00:43:50
about like if he goes on dates or you know we're obviously both older than our Twilight mature and when we're out I remember I was with uh
00:44:02
said Rick our friend all my friends of my age so if we were we were in Las Vegas and we sat at this booth and this
00:44:08
girl came she was our Hostess so they like to blab and then they uh like manager sends it go talk to those guys
00:44:14
so she just sits with us but no one invites her she said she's 21. she's like hey guys so if you're in Vegas
00:44:23
I'm like yeah that's safe bet and then uh and then she doesn't have much to say and so she goes
00:44:29
where are you staying we're like Oh The Mirage and she goes oh fun that's the one it's got a big phone you know she
00:44:35
doesn't know anything and then my buddy goes you know I was there when they built the Mirage I was there opening
00:44:40
night she's like huh I go Rick quit advertising how [ __ ] old we are like built them or she doesn't even know what
00:44:46
it was ever built she goes what and he goes yeah and I go oh yeah and we were at uh we were she he goes remember the
00:44:51
dunes before they blew it up I go Rick it's getting worse I go the monkeys were better than the people yeah he goes ah I
00:44:58
go we were Joey Bishop's 40th at the dunes were you there no I'm 21 years old and that was 200 years ago and and I we just got to be careful because you've
00:45:09
said it before you slip and say something like uh I've got buddies are like uh you know do you use compression
00:45:15
socks and she's like huh yeah like why are you talking about the oldest things in the world I even feel like you don't
00:45:22
wear that and he goes yeah and my other friend's like uh when I if I have like soreness and she
00:45:27
goes I know my arm hurt yesterday and he's like oh do you think it's arthritis I go what like what it's not arthritis
00:45:33
she's 21 quit saying the oldest sickening is words that even I'm at your table going Beat It old man yeah he's
00:45:40
not good for you what's young [ __ ] though what would you say oh you're younger
00:45:47
no there's no conversation it's just she was doing her job to say hi but this happens a lot when fans are some or just
00:45:55
anyone comes up and says hi and then we just catch ourselves having it's just too old you're right just references
00:46:03
my last date that I had I don't go on many dates because of what happens in on them and she says to me um well you're a little long in the
00:46:14
tooth and I don't think we've been talking about age or anything and I thought we had a yeah and never heard
00:46:20
from you yes that time we were talking about that along with the tooth long and a tooth along in the tooth that's that
00:46:25
makes her seem old that's an old-fashioned that is maybe she was 62. with a nice lift yeah I went yeah my
00:46:33
dating's not bad I went on a date where the uh girl was um she showed up different than what her picture was so that very different just say different yeah and she gets in the car and um she
00:46:46
gets nauseous and every five minutes we're pulling over for her to drool out of the car and then she takes off her
00:46:51
shoe and starts rubbing her bare foot like crossed over anyway it's been going well so anyway about SNL I knew a guy who went on a Tinder date
00:47:02
with this woman and uh she'd never she was I guess she's didn't have a lot of money but they took her to her sushi
00:47:08
restaurant and she just kept saying well stab it I want to stab it so she had she had a fork she was just stabbing the
00:47:14
sushi what do you mean just a little piece of sushi yeah I wanna stab it [Music] I'll tell you one last story of when my waiter who's German
00:47:26
I got I was there was a picture of me kissing a girl in a pool that was secretly taken or whatever but it was
00:47:33
kind of all over the place because it just was a weird match of people me and her actually it was just weird
00:47:39
because she was cute and I'm gross that's really the headline and so my way to go in the daily mix but definitely
00:47:46
very weird you know like I obviously I'm aware of it and it's weird and then about a week later guys he knows me yeah
00:47:53
how was your vacation huh I go okay A little pool party huh yeah he goes yeah a little fun in the sun
00:48:09
I saw pictures of you kissing yeah I know I know what you're talking about he goes oh what why do they make you so fat
00:48:16
in that I go what do you mean he goes you get out of the pool it's like I didn't know you were kind of fat but why
00:48:21
do you want that picture I go I don't want that what are you talking about that's what a Paparazzi is they take a
00:48:28
hundred pictures of you and find the grossest one and then they go they got a Jeweler's Loop and they go he looks fat
00:48:33
and gross here we got a winner run with it and then someone runs it to The Press Room but he goes no I wouldn't pick he
00:48:40
doesn't get it yeah because now I wouldn't pick that one because you know you look kind of fat you want to look
00:48:45
good I go why aren't you listening you don't understand what I'm saying he goes no we need to get these we need to get a lot of people out of your life no that
00:48:52
guy he's all right let's put on Speedos everyone just makes go to the beach I'm an easy prominate around and then run to
00:48:58
run to the web and see if Daily Mail all right SNL audition that's all SNL audition okay this point let's just say
00:49:06
you're a seasoned stand up and you probably do to pretty much any accent and at least 50 have you done any
00:49:13
Shimmer's show yet at this point you've done any of that stuff writing no I had done Cedric which was a sketch show but
00:49:20
I never worked on any there was no reason to really work on any uh Impressions or characters because I
00:49:26
wasn't doing it on YouTube and there was no money in doing it right I was doing stand up and doing it yeah you do just
00:49:32
straight yeah nothing straight Stand Out extremely funny as well yeah uh thank you I um always feel like square peg
00:49:40
into doing stand up like I'm trying to do scenes and stand up that was the same with me yeah I was always I didn't
00:49:46
realize that until later I wonder it was difficult In A Honky Tonk Bar I am a French so yeah I so what I did was I just made
00:49:59
a random tape of Impressions and sent it in not even thinking because nothing was going on I was broke and somehow they
00:50:07
were like Flume out and decided that I would audition and it felt like way too big Suddenly It's like the next day I was flying out and I'm trying to write the thing and
00:50:19
I'm really really nervous and I'm in a hotel for two days just running it and you guys like here's my six minutes or whatever trying to get it correctly on time which is the wrong you know I know
00:50:31
I'm in the wrong mind frame and I get there and it's it was 30 of us it was Nick early yes 30 people Nick Kroll was
00:50:37
there okay he was talking about that yeah and he was with John Mulaney who looked really young I was like hey how
00:50:44
old I mean do I know you he's like no I'm five I'm this many so I was like this guy's not gonna make it that's I've never heard of John Mulaney let me let me absorb that yeah
00:50:58
I'm five he he made jokes about how young he does and he looked really really young crazy for the long high school so he's auditioning too so you got he's auditioning this is the same night as our day is yeah nickroll 30
00:51:13
people that's a Death March and I'm just like white knuckling and I'm just like please not first I just want to go first yeah you know let someone else she can figure this out here
00:51:25
uh no was this an 8h I think people could actually I no we were in the Conan street because they were doing the Olympics yeah six four Rockefeller Center yeah yeah but they're like first up is Kyle Dunnigan uh and I was like
00:51:39
out of 30. yeah I know that's what are the odds of that three percent odds three point three percent odds so I went
00:51:47
into the you can do this hey you got this buddy right but um he didn't have this spoiler so they're miking me up which is
00:52:00
nerve-wracking at himself when someone's miking you and the camera guy is like I'm gonna count you in three two one
00:52:06
you're right I'm getting nervous this is so well totally true guys have too much power the mic thing and all the okay kid
00:52:12
yeah is that good for you you like it right and they're not nervous at all you want to write in your pocket yeah
00:52:21
so he goes I'm Gonna Catch right in your stuff three two one go right into your stuff so he said to me my stuff so I had
00:52:27
that locked in my head so I walk out and the camera's in front of me and Lauren everybody are to the left and I'm just
00:52:32
staring at the camera oh no any Applause at all no just silence nothing's happening just walk out nothing's
00:52:38
happening and then Lauren goes hey hello like hello say hello to us we're over here and I go oh hello hi hi and I turned back to the camera and more
00:52:48
dead silence and he's the guy's not counting me in you know and then Lauren says something I'm already on thin ice
00:52:56
and that's just crushed me through the ice in the door he goes are you okay whoa and then I start trying to say tell I'm a guy I go well he said three two he
00:53:08
knows he's about to get tatted on so he counts me in when the red light goes on and I'm just uh destroyed uh uh I I
00:53:17
can't get to any facility or impression my brain's like look all hands on deck to make this guy pass out drop the building we're not doing any of that we're just gonna breathe you know
00:53:30
Caitlyn or you know whatever she wasn't alive it was alive she wasn't anyway um that makes no sense so I can't even
00:53:37
they brought a piano out for me I can't play the piano like I'm just playing on it and every impression sounds the same
00:53:44
I'm like this is Chris Hanson I'm Chris Hanson this is blah blah I'm sort of outside myself and then I walk out like
00:53:50
I just got beat up and then the producers go to everybody else guys when you go out there say hi to Lauren okay
00:53:57
oh and so everyone knows how not to do it yeah anyway and before it's fine how many were out there there's Lauren was like 10 people there's probably 10 people and they were sort of to your left and the camera was Center yeah I
00:54:11
didn't know I don't know where it played yeah I didn't know where I know if it's good to them or the camera but the camera guy it seemed like that was the
00:54:17
thing to do yeah but uh what was your Bill Maher there okay people do you think you're one of those people yeah keep going and no one does anyone
00:54:30
else do him I don't think uh you're to me your Hook was the okay okay people yeah do you really think you don't you're
00:54:41
wrong church lady do you think there's a magic man in the sky there's nods okay okay it's sustaining the okay yeah yeah Eve was a pig she was made out of ribs
00:54:53
okay because yeah because he admonishes his audience yeah so directly you think this and you think that yeah yeah everything sounds sarcastic you think you're good I bet even if he was trying
00:55:05
to be sincere yeah I'm sort of like that where people think I'm not I'm like him ordering frozen yogurt yeah I'll have
00:55:12
the rum raisin because it's delicious okay I love the Go-Gurt what Impressions did
00:55:21
you do on SNL audition yeah the attempted I did Chris Hansen was big at the time
00:55:27
yeah he was like from To Catch a Predator oh yeah he's trying to have sex with all the girls his screen name was
00:55:34
yep you guessed it boner95 he was trying he does like nine notes in the one word
00:55:41
size he goes yeah he's so lascivious he's got a new show on I was watching it's just everything is so cryptic and it's come out he's kind of a criminal sort of
00:55:52
which is interesting yeah and what was your one that never failed that you couldn't get to that day with Lauren watching like none of them sounded like any of them oh you really
00:56:05
couldn't get in the voice from nerves yeah I was so um shell-shocked it's almost like if
00:56:12
you're afraid of bees and there's bees around you I couldn't even begin to get to uh what I my voice it's really so
00:56:18
inefficient about this thing because I Steve Carell when he auditioned for the show I did in 96 yeah you know yeah that
00:56:25
was great he came in and he was really nervous yeah you know and he wasn't really doing well but I I was such a
00:56:30
horrible auditioner that later I looked at his tape and of course Louis and Michael loved him too but it was like oh
00:56:37
no he was just nervous didn't mean a thing to me it would be almost better if you put it on tape and send it in because then you just do it on your own
00:56:43
time your own speed you get it the best it is I know I think so and and I hear that they do try to Rattle you uh I know
00:56:50
Nick was saying that they so maybe they do but they uh Lauren if you're listening you don't have to everyone's
00:56:56
really nervous you're really already really nervous and I get it's a live show you better be able to handle it and
00:57:02
there's an argument for that like I wasn't ready to do that you know it's funny when I don't remember this but
00:57:07
Louis uh CK when he auditioned I think he auditioned where we did it maybe catch rising star one of those places a
00:57:14
stand-up comedy club where me and Robbie Schneider did and when I was on the other side of it it
00:57:21
was like oh there's auditions tonight if anybody wants to go like Marcy would say you guys and so Downey so a bunch of us went down
00:57:28
because I was still a writer also and performer had no pull but I don't know if it was Lauren but it was maybe that first one is everybody else maybe it's Lauren but you know it's still scary Smiggle Downy Frank you know all of us
00:57:40
and then a bunch of scattered writers and producers and then um Louis said he was going on and we were walking in when
00:57:47
they introduced him and he said I I shushed everyone to be quiet so he could start
00:57:52
I don't remember that but it sounds about right that you would go I just did this two years ago and I know how sick
00:57:58
he is backstage going oh no I gotta go on and then and then like you're up they're like well they're not here yet and then they go ladies and gentlemen
00:58:05
they go oh they're coming in wait that's exactly like a horrible situation what do you do do you not start your best
00:58:10
jokes at the top no one's listening yeah everyone's like I'll get a vodka soda do you guys have a potato skins you know
00:58:17
yeah I don't know just listen right now is the only part you need to hear and then we can do whatever at one point Lauren did stop me I I got to be seen in
00:58:24
a comedy club but I also did the thing you did with like eight people there is that all you've got or is this or are
00:58:31
you gonna is that pretty much what he said yeah but I I thought later it was to see if I would blink you know but I I
00:58:39
had a rough childhood I know yours was a peaches increase it really was so I had
00:58:44
a lot of anger in me that I would translate into competitiveness like sometimes like I had a little bit of
00:58:51
like okay I saw that audition that you're talking about yes online somewhere and you were really funny I
00:58:57
remember that and I remember thinking wow he's that's really tough you were you were like um I remember there was like a microphone like oh my penis oh
00:59:03
you started doing Robin Williams yeah that was an easy one to do yeah I felt like I kind of bombed I felt very nervous but you know part of the stand up in Show Business is hiding nerves
00:59:16
right yeah just that's it well I think his argument is well when it's live to the world we don't need you freezing up I I I I think that's a legit thing from today
00:59:27
I just think that if you if the government mandated that that you would you would do Saturday Night Live you would you would have flourished because you you'd get desensitized it just takes
00:59:38
time this is all yeah there's also once you have a job some people and I think I'm like the ones have a job I relax it's more like they're trying to get the
00:59:45
job working yeah because it's just there's Lauren this is thing and I came on there was is the original cast and
00:59:50
then there's a Billy Crystal Eddie Murphy years so there was the Legacy was only 10 years old so people coming in
00:59:56
now it's like 45 years of Comedians and pitchers yeah here's what you got to compete with yeah you know I think you
01:00:02
saved the show because thank you I love you thank you no I mean I really if you think about that show was dead I mean no
01:00:10
you ain't elevated it you saved it you're the funniest guy I you kind of ruin the air it's at the Baton I was like here Adam
01:00:21
here Chris no I can't even argue that it was so good on there also that time I don't remember anyone talking about it I mean Robert Downey Jr was in the cast five yeah yeah did you ever laugh with
01:00:33
him no I was right after that Purge year weird where Madonna did the cold opening my first show saying that last year was
01:00:41
just a dream it never happened oh is that what you did yeah because it was like yeah going to Iron Man for your
01:00:47
laughs he's great but like but I was nervous as hell and I had shitty shows and you know it was just you do get used
01:00:53
to it but it there is an aggression to it it's a rock and roll show it's it's like aggressive it was scary being uh
01:01:00
being an extra and they're like counting down and all the extras get nervous I thought I'd really made it or something
01:01:06
and they sent all the extras into the um Donahue room and they're like you stay in here you don't look at the casts in
01:01:14
the eye we're gonna come in here between us and beat you with a stick and you could feel like oh we're I remember when
01:01:20
Kyle came right up to me and he said hey you accidentally switched me in the booth during Gap girls and can you just
01:01:26
go ahead and fix that because that's harder for me to be on camera actually you're in one of my favorite Gap girls ever sketches I ever did I know it's
01:01:32
funny I have a memory of being there unreal if you were there as David's friend no I didn't know or didn't know I
01:01:39
was in the booth with him yeah no you're in the booth not with us but you were in the booth right now with your friends
01:01:47
yeah we just flip flops sides to the back of my head I'm sure he iced you once he was on camera he said once
01:01:52
Farley sat down that was acting crew was 100 over because it was funny funny then yeah Farley shifted or something and he
01:01:59
just it was like an eclipse yeah so Arnold said that about Danny DeVito you never get Danny never have him sit down because he loses the energy you've got to keep Danny on this evening
01:02:12
oh you did my stoop Arnold of course you do who do you want to do who are your favorites you guys did you do anything on Amy Schumer no you do my voice I have a blank voice hi I'm Dana he has her
01:02:25
voice he's kind of a cool it's like a throwaway thing that I I start to do and I don't think about it doing it throw away a thing can you get to his Timber though because he has kind of a this is David Spade everybody he is
01:02:38
kind of a timber that's a lower register it's more of a laziness it's more of a laser because my jaw always hurts my
01:02:44
neck so I don't move my mind just sexy there's only one word to describe it when you run Amy Schumer you were a uh writer and did you we'll get you out of here soon yeah what's Amy
01:02:57
Schumer was it a was it fun to be a writer on that was it a good you wrote some good sketches it was pretty much a
01:03:03
Heyday for her show right it was a big big show Big Show yeah it was a really good schedule too because we come in and
01:03:10
have like really basic pitches like this is a guy who owns a hamburger shop but he's afraid of hamburgers or whatever
01:03:15
that'd be your whole pet and then they go okay right hemp scared hamburger guy and this other sketch and we'd go home
01:03:23
for three days and we'd send it in on Thursday oh really and then on Friday we get notes and then we'd fix it so it's
01:03:29
like we lived lives oh you didn't just smart there because then we had soaked sweat and fear like we didn't so you got
01:03:36
trained to be a sketchwriter on that show they hired you from your stand up or how did you yeah or just hired me
01:03:42
from stand up so there was no crazy audition with anything did you worm your way I auditioned me I know you've heard
01:03:48
what happens yes what what are you talking about a trip we never trained yeah no but um she's funny man we would love to be on the show Amy yeah did you
01:04:00
get on the show did you do anything on the show yeah originally it was it was uh yeah I was uh yeah I was on a few
01:04:08
um things okay could you have a softer answer um and then um hi I was on the show for the right time right now what was the highlight so far then because you I when did you just
01:04:21
[ __ ] destroy at a club or something or a gig that you went okay because I've seen some I think you're a Toronto comedy or Montreal and you're destroying just stand up you
01:04:34
saw me there no I saw it on you oh oh I mean it was kind of Destruction I I remember it thanks um yeah stand up have you ever destroyed are you not remembering This Dana said I
01:04:46
just destroyed I think he must have destroyed because I look at the talent and then I think of the number of times on stage I mean
01:04:52
he's got it you killed a couple years ago somewhere yeah I'm not gonna follow you if we go out in a little fun night David likes to hit the clubs after that was Kyle Dunnigan and now
01:05:05
Daniel farfo The Living Museum piece that's what I feel he's still alive let's bring him out no you do the longer
01:05:12
you stay around you become a museum piece [Music] Seinfeld goes I'm gonna go do some new stuff like all right and I'm like oh this is great news maybe he'll bomb you
01:05:27
know you're gonna follow Jerry's iPhone it was just an improv he just came up and he goes I'm going to set you want to go on or do
01:05:34
you want me to go on I want you go and then you can get out of here and uh we shot the [ __ ] for a little bit he was
01:05:39
going to try some stuff and then when I followed him I go um I think that stuff's working I don't know I think
01:05:45
it's done he fixed it yeah it's not really Amateur hour no one works hard yeah he's too cool Louise as well but just as far as just writing just fine
01:05:56
yeah I I did the comedy seller and it was it was Cherry seinfelding up then Robin Williams and then Chris Rock and then I was next this is well that would be a tough after
01:06:09
Robin died before when was it it was just after he died that's a tough spot it was a tough spots
01:06:16
oh the leprechaun man all right we represents no Robin was oh it was the fly I was
01:06:28
doing it yeah and the uh they said you know I hosted it a lot when I was in the beginning
01:06:33
before SNL and all that just to get on state I mean of course they go but would say ah David what are you uh
01:06:41
walls don't stand on the halls and he goes do you want to host one night it's not about the money it's the honor and I
01:06:48
was like man do I get a pineapple chicken dinner at least because I'd have to eat there I have no money yeah so I was now and then they'd have a showcase
01:06:55
night so they had me do seven minutes for Star Search or you know whoever and I'm standing there waiting and and uh
01:07:03
it's a good crowd it's packed and I'm next and the guys finishing up he got the light and then behind me I hear her
01:07:10
touch shoulder Dave it's faith and I go oh hey Robin I don't know Robin really well at all I met him through bobcat and I oh hey and then it hit me you're not [ __ ] gonna go on you know and he goes
01:07:22
I'm just gonna jump on real quick I go of course and then he went on did 45 and he annihilated raped and pillaged and then and while I was like a salmon because he walked off the whole crowd
01:07:34
left with him and I was trying to get this into the street yeah I was like excuse me Pardon Me Like Bugs
01:07:40
Bunny and I finally get the stages about 18 people left out of the whole club and I know all the people that went to see
01:07:46
me laugh they're like oh it's not going to get any better than that I had one running with Bud where I was the comic strip in New York and I was eating the
01:07:52
Chinese food and he goes hey can I have a little bit of that and I go now and he goes I don't know who you are but
01:07:59
you'll never work in LA and I thought he was joking I was joking back and he may have been joking I still
01:08:05
don't know this diet but you who was talking about Friedman yeah yeah I thought we were kind of take it
01:08:12
out I did him on SNL it didn't do very well take it outside Take It Outside of bomb but just for the fans of listening Robin Williams I got to know
01:08:22
him really well the last five ten years of his life because he moved out to Marin where I was raising my kids played
01:08:27
a little local theater yeah this shyah sweetest the dichotomy between the powerhouse on
01:08:33
stage and to me it's like Elvis Charisma because he was so introverted so shy and so deferential called everyone boss okay
01:08:40
boss all right boss and then he would go on stage and he had such likability and to me he was like a Shakespearean actor
01:08:48
coming on stage as if he had nothing so he created this whole because he was always saying oh did I take anything
01:08:54
from you he was always making amends I said no I I tried to be you I stoled your whole act you know yeah and uh
01:09:01
right he walks on like he's got nothing and then he's even the Improv it's a Rolodex of like
01:09:07
if I think of this I do have a joke about that yeah yeah right you say this in his commitment you know I'd pick up a
01:09:13
little plastic thing yeah there was this one time I think it was Albert Brooks that says that Robin it's okay
01:09:19
because when Robin would get on he couldn't stop himself yeah yeah anyway all right well enough enough about Kyle
01:09:25
let's um yeah thank you for starting the podcast I'm warmed up Kyle did a great job and uh Kyle's a guy you got to check
01:09:32
out on YouTube Kyle's done again okay compliment alert good if you like comedy you've got to go on Kyle Dunn Again
01:09:40
YouTube channel kylegood.com I wear your merch hoodie and I've sold a couple says
01:09:52
I love it and what is your latest favorite voice is it Biden because he's so currently
01:09:58
uh yeah like but also Alec Baldwin yeah that's a really interesting take can we have a little bit a little bit of a to
01:10:04
finish off today our little little impression cavalcade hey hey Alec bone how you doing rust but I haven't pulled the trigger
01:10:15
yet my wife look at that born in Espana and a little town known as Boston Massachusetts
01:10:26
well what is this it's pretty cool yeah yeah Ross is probably gonna be a pretty critical movie Yes doesn't Alec Baldwin's wife have another
01:10:41
little baby named Hilaria they're all called Hilaria they all have 19 but it's not an H it's an i it's ill Arya it's it's illaria and there's an illaria this
01:10:52
is Hilaria he did a Instagram where he went off on I love my children sure I'd like to be playing poker with the guys sometimes or going to a film or seeing an opera or
01:11:05
playing golf or and He's listed for 20 minutes he goes 100 things you'd rather do what's your Trump what are you doing
01:11:11
so terrific my trip it's the best drop It's gotta be the most Fantastical Trump it's really not but it's like silly it's like exaggerated I did him before
01:11:22
um present stuff um but it never got better there's people who do it um that guy on Nationals are really really well yeah his is yeah I do
01:11:32
trans Trump trans Trump what is that what does that like it's the same yeah don't ask oh
01:11:40
okay okay you're trying to get elected for the next 2024. look we'll just end there listen thank you I was going to jump a trump applying chapstick we're gonna put it on we're
01:11:54
gonna put a lot of on let me tell you the lips are getting itself you're gonna love them like you wouldn't believe
01:12:08
[ __ ] Chantix you know it was that Chantix commercial I did a thing how about the smoke [ __ ] Chantix why would you want to quit smoking why would you do that
01:12:21
why would you want to quit smoking see it works how would uh Sylvester Stallone sum up I hate when people do this to me oh my God sum up the podcast alone you first I like to beginning with
01:12:33
everyone said Kyle was funny then the beginning got a little weird when Kyle was talking and the end was nice when people said Kyle was funny that's a good summary
01:12:44
all right everyone grab a protein bar on the way thank you Kyle thank you guys thank you appreciate it thank you bye
01:12:50
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01:12:55
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01:13:03
at cadence13.com who's the next question from Dana um let's see here it's Samantha Washburn Samantha Washburn
01:13:16
like she goes here's my dumb question funny already yeah she's playing along with how we do it uh do you try to hang
01:13:22
out talk with certain friends before performing or appearing on something to get you in a funny mood already to
01:13:30
Spring out of bed every morning and start cracking yourself up with your own jokes are there this just keeps going are
01:13:36
there people in your life that bring out your funniest version of you who Rack Em I love it
01:13:41
that's a reference for people don't know was almost going to be the title of this podcast it was David's idea and it's
01:13:47
based on when in pool when you're a great pool shark you say Rackham yeah you hit the last one in and you go right
01:13:53
you get all the you know like you just nailed all the Builder balls so if you nail a joke you go right so that's funny
01:13:58
she didn't use it in the perfect sense but I like that she used it because she started with here's my dumb question and
01:14:04
it's with Rackham in between not so good no it was very good Samantha she gets it all okay Sam Sam Washburn so Dana this
01:14:13
is a good question now I will say I do try to surround myself with funny people even uh I don't say even females but if I date someone I like when they're light
01:14:25
on their feet or just laugh furs are fun nothing too serious or heavy because there's enough of that in the world so
01:14:31
Dana makes me laugh we're having dinner tonight and it makes me laugh yeah we are you're gonna come late
01:14:37
is that me no you're so funny because you're the only one that goes dinner earlier than me which is shocking I know
01:14:44
you like to get a big steak and fries and then lay down to go to sleep at night I like to be kind of empty I can't
01:14:49
sleep I can't eat and go to sleep and I go to I have Farmer's hours I poo in my car on the way home
01:14:57
I thought that was a private thing you wanted to tell me and now it's beamed out I like when I get a little gross and
01:15:03
Danny goes oh boy okay so let's get back this who what Dana's wife is very funny
01:15:09
and she's exactly that she's liking her feet she has an incredible sense of humor that she's a human laugh machine
01:15:14
but it's real um so it's yeah it puts me in a good mood when I go to Dana's and she's there she
01:15:21
laughs she's funny she adds funny things and she just gets all the whole thing and uh she just just like talking to The
01:15:28
Comedians and I do like being around people like that I don't wake up cracking up but sometimes I do laugh
01:15:36
by yourself yeah what do you yeah isn't it embarrassing that's healthy but there's two things here there's one is before performing I don't think the only thing that gets me turned on
01:15:48
is when I go out to an audience and I get a big laugh and then I'm immediately into the mode of being funny in life though hanging out with you or Lovitz or Dennis Miller or any of our Rowdy
01:16:01
Friends uh they a funny person starts making you laugh and then you kind of bounce back so that's right some people
01:16:07
just drop your energy they don't have to be hilarious but some people are just almost the opposite like for some reason you walk away feeling woozy or you just
01:16:14
feel like in a bad mood or you're kind of down and that's just a chemistry thing um so yeah
01:16:20
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