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Dana we got the uh super talented Jimmy Fallon oh Jim we're close I I kind of Jim found Jim Fallon and I are very close James um James Fallon yeah is on the show you
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know he's oh that's right Dave buddy uh Dana I don't even know where I met him I mean I must have visited Us in Alan saw
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him over there but kind of Click easy with that guy actually the first one was on the show on The Tonight Show I thought he was
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being kind of a fake fan because he was so effusively nice and then I realized he's like that and he's a fan he's
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identically like he is backstage as he is on stage yeah he's he's a good guy he knows a be a talk show host he knows how to keep that show moving and he's he's always in a good mood he's uh that's all
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you want he's fun and he'll ping-pong anything you throw at him he's a great audience I think it's not giving away or talking out of school but you do do your Michael J fox impression yeah and uh we
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can see him on the zoom a little bit and he just felt he would fall almost out of his chair whenever he would fall he
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laughs already fall and then he'd spin up the other side yeah sure there'd be an empty Zoom thing and then a giant Jimmy Fallon head would pump up in the
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front you know he just pop up he's doing somersaults in that room but he was a Crusher on SNL from the get-go just
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talented dude guitar music dance he could do it all he's what you call a no-brainer yeah he could could you do
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you think I could be a sketch player uh what yeah so he we we uh we're gonna talk to him
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we're gonna cover everything and we hope you like it and here's our boy and uh the good looking guy a bit of a free
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fall in the best sense of the word it was it's a it's a bit of barely controlled Mayhem and laughter and we
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don't want to get any letters because I'm from the 50s don't write us letters about overtalk because this point it
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came from effusiveness can you spell that David remember Europe yes I got it effusive David
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i l oh [ __ ] I'd be out already damn I thought you had like 150 yeah and I also there's another word I heard a lot lately that I really serendipitous no I don't say that a lot no
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no I say effusively because in a sentence effusively a lot I say why don't you compliment me effusively when
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I meet people uh okay we have to do ads but here is that Jimmy first we tend to ramble on because we don't really we know we don't know how to organize our thoughts it's it's called ADHD look into
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it kids there's pills for it anyway enjoy our friend James Edward Fallon foreign [Music]
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once you see this [ __ ] recording look at this beautiful look at this great look at this look at those
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beautiful things let me tell you something right now Love Without You zombie when I see something this is
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beautiful I don't want to touch it he wants the whole scene now he's now he's hosted now the horse is being exhausted I got to touch it oh it's so
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beautiful to see your questions he gives the other so dude I can't wait to grill you what now are you gonna be hard on me what what uh yeah
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it's just like we got it she's a wacky some wacky stuff you're doing a show tonight and doing this yeah we got a good show tonight yeah we are that's very nice of you Jimmy because
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yeah this guy busts his [ __ ] hump this will be on in 2023 but when who are the guests tonight he's the leader of a uh of a planet uh
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Xenon yeah so yeah we have guests from the future yeah from the Pentagon hey that
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microphone's as big as his head look at that [ __ ] I know cause he's Rich that Mike no not as rich as you Spade
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[ __ ] if I had his money I'd throw mine away money bags Silver Spoon hey money bags yeah life life was easy for him you know what I mean yeah he grew up with two spoons in his mouth all my cash
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is tied up in most of a Bitcoin I told you Jimmy next time I come on your show I'm just doing a French accent the whole time I'll tell you now we're just I'm never gonna stop you
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won't stop just come on just do a French accent the whole time I don't stop remember that thing we did last time we were out there as two like European guys
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that was my favorite thing ever I was just crying I couldn't stop I didn't want it to stop I could have done it for
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a half an hour are you talking about the legend thing you're the greatest no you're the greatest Legend
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Legend is thrown around a lot these days for a little I like when people go I saw this thing about grown-ups they go
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all you guys are the goats I go do you know what goat means I think goat is one because people do
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people know they just put a goat emoticon there too they're too easy with that go tomorrow just you just you just
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put it make the a plural you're the best of All Souls goats you know you're the goat of the goats
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you know a day anyway thanks for coming on yeah my first guy said can we get Fallon for this podcast they said the word was no [ __ ] way so it's you're
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I'm your new nickname is dream guess all right and you just run with that I'm ready for the ones you are we started is this we're not sorry we're half over now oh God I had a great time
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you want to come right out but I have a heart out one minute before Europe how about that first
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Dana when I do a podcast I go all right thanks guys right in the middle of an interview they go thanks what I go later
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and I go what the [ __ ] going on I go I feel like I've told it all David said we've tortured you enough we got a guest going downtown dude we'll let you go because we've tortured you enough but we
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count David John's and the amount of little protein bars he has because he's oh wait I do need one Heather can I get
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some green juice yeah I gotta stay awake for some of this all right so yeah sorry here we go I have a I have a real thing
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to start with what do you what do you want like to have like are we going to do like a whole thing where you just go like hi guys welcome back to fly in the
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wall and we're here with uh [ __ ] no have you heard this dog [ __ ] we just it's uh we just recorded it later oh
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yeah we do it we do an intro at the beginning where we kiss your ass when you're not here oh good and then uh but
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let's Dana here's a funny story about me and Jimmy I know it's gonna be about you and Jimmy
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it's Jimmy John on IMDb it says I'm one of Jimmy's friends that's nice that's true I put it on there the Rolodex King David and when I go to New York Jimmy
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the three comedians I call are Jimmy and Chris Rock and Quinn and one time about a year ago oh my God we all that's a fun group so we all try to rally you know Jimmy's really good at rally out
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Jimmy's so busy and he always rallies for dinner or something so we went out to Liller and um
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oh Jimmy you were shooting at Coney Island or something and you go I'll try to get over after I'm done with it like
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an hour away from yeah but that restaurant was so loud that night do you remember yeah I know yeah I hate it here
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was the other here was the other catch yeah so first of all you somehow I go I go guys Jimmy might come if he can and
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you beat me there that was one funny part and then when we when we're in the middle of dinner and I'm just plodding
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how I'm not gonna pay most of the dinner that's all I think about and then we all
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leave Jimmy and then you remember two days later what do we see on Twitter oh yeah Chris Rock announces on Twitter he
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has covet do we have to follow Chris on Twitter to find out that we might we might have luckily I do follow him about that
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online yeah and then we ask him he's like what yeah you read about it didn't you I go well yeah but that was insane
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be between a rock and a hard place good night yeah it was never been done before I think that's the whole story most that
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story was just to say we had dinner do you and uh do you end up using any bits from the dinners whatever we hang out uh
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it's sort of it's sort of a compilation of what all you guys said and it goes into my Act
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John mullaney said on this podcast he's looking for stories and David does that too like if someone follows him at a McDonald's he's got a 10 minute chunk so he likes stories yeah he's a Storyteller
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guy asked me straight up for my McNuggets straight up no [ __ ] just give me your McNuggets yeah why not he's
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gonna go into it and I said [ __ ] no I stood my ground Jimmy you think I'm a [ __ ] but I stood my ground no didn't
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you you gave him one let's see if we can do something about Jimmy's Beginnings that he's never been yes that's kind of interesting might be
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impossible I did a deep dive you did I can't believe I mean I love both of you guys so much I can't even tell you I
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want to go into your career and your stuff and everything you've done to influence me uh you know I wanted to be
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Danny Carvey I wanted to be that's my whole reason for getting on Saturday live and that was my whole thing oh you
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said David's fade wrong I think that's age it's that's age related because David I was sitting behind it read through
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with a knife well yeah you were you were right you were my surrogate you were my stand-in sometimes I do in the church
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chat rehearsals David had to get the dress on and sit in there for camera blocking which I think just for a few
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minutes can you sit in there Dana's resting but Jimmy you were 12 when I got on SNL and that's what I call the Peak
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formative year it's like when I was listening to Monty Python or whatever gets in your brain at that age and
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through high school so I I appreciate you bro thank you I can't tell you how much I would I was such a SNL nerd I
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would uh I would record it every Saturday night I would be by myself I wouldn't be uh I didn't want friends
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over I didn't want anyone around me my parents I didn't want anyone near me I just wanted to study the show and watch it and I videotape it then I remember
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like my favorite sketches and then I would go to parties like uh whatever on the next week or whatever and I would bring video tapes with me with best clips of SNL like I was like a human
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YouTube uh just going or watch this part and watch this thing but I mean I was like I love The Chopping broccoli
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there she went downtown but can I tell you about something she said lady I know if I didn't know her
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I didn't no did you ever put that out like is that out on Spotify or something no the only thing I want to say which
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was mind-blowing a few years back when I did your show and then I just it wasn't
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my idea but all of a sudden they go uh Jimmy wants to do chopped and broccoli with an orchestra remember that it was
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[ __ ] crazy so that was the mic drop of trump there was a string orchestra and then I was playing John broccoli on a baby grand I had a horrible hair day
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because New York water just flattened it but anyway that's just but I'm chopping broccoli and I took it
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really far she chopped she chopped [ __ ] I think that's 20 that's a 20 minute bit in my
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stand-up as you can imagine but anyway that's so you Jimmy we do have a Kismet there's a connection to this musicality
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of what we do and the way you do Impressions and everything I brought a guitar I mean I'm in my office so will
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you play something for us that'd be that'd be awesome you know Dana while Jimmy's fussing around I have to say
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that if you're on SNL and you can play an instrument Jimmy's like the perfect SNL guy he plays an instrument he's
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marginally good looking of the year and he he's got a harmonic [ __ ] guy oh I know he's good for two
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people at home I know he's gonna do that Supernatural he's either gonna do he's gonna do one or three either Dylan
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Lennon or Springsteen which are all brilliant billion Dylan's one but I thought maybe Neil Young too oh Neil Young deal yeah just give me anything this this I'm being interviewed you know
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by my guess Neil Young okay the harmonica like he plays it differently than Dylan did Neil Young plays
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harmonica like with the song so he's like [Music] there something changed yeah it's good now yeah
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can you hear it now now we hear it perfect okay all right so like Neil Young Neil Young plays the
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harmonica like with the the yeah with the with the notes yeah [Music] that's sitting in a tree
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we're just a fly on the wall down the hall of essence [Music] ever call you Dave some people do you have to you have to get in the real
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tight circles and then Dylan's faster Dylan's like yeah a lot of up and back he's the highest note of the harmonica and just screams it so yeah
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[Music] [Applause] [Music] he runs out of stuff he hits harmonica yeah exactly when he wrote the lyrics have you heard Ruffin ready his latest
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album Rough and Ready Bob Dylan yes guys brilliant is it good soon after midnight
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is a masterpiece but he's got his new voice which is well yeah that's what I mean that this other voice I don't I
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haven't really tried to do it but it's pretty special it's really wrong soon after midnight and I got a date
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with a family Queen with a fairy queen I love seeing him and see him in concert because sometimes he doesn't feel like performing and he's just out there and he's going like
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oh man this is weird and then he's like how does it feel on you oh I love this song
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my friend yeah that's what he was singing the whole time he accidentally stumbles into a hit and then he's like
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mad he did because he's not torturing you enough one of our friends just saw Dylan here in L.A three nights ago and
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was taking bootleg Clips but uh I guess it's I guess it's interesting but I think they said he did like a 45 minute
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song for Jimmy and David what is the one song from his big hip hits in the 60s where he stylizes his voice
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in a in a certain way Lay Lady Lay yep now and I know you can do that no let me guess not me the Frog a little bit yeah instead you
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know him but I love that he experimented with that he's like this could be my voice yeah you know and then it wasn't but it
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was a big hit and then like Neil Young oh huge Neil Young kind of had it one song where he's
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more rocking and then he realizes High voices where it's at because no one has that voice like I love people I came in
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the Free World yeah [Music] did you do impressions of everyone on the staff of Sno
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not really like yeah who would be the big ones uh Higgins uh Mike Shoemaker Martian Klein
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might mean could you do cast members could you do Spade hey buddy yeah I'm not going to be reduced to noises today gentlemen so I was opening
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the door I walked in David is an actual good sound effects guy but he doesn't lean on it it just comes out they're woven in me I do you
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you do I just do a sound just sorry that's pretty good that's what's impression to me it's when you're very very excited
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so I'm very excited it's just a sound of exuberance which I was thinking today here's a compliment you remind me of the Beatles
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oh Jesus wow the early Beatles Because what they told me I reminded you of kajagugu
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you were kind of uh Chaka Khan but anyway we'll talk later with because the early Beatles just PR just projected so much fun and joy it was just
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irresistible and that's what you do I appreciate it you know it started it's interesting you
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know growing up in Liverpool we live we live a puddly puddly and you know and we'd never eat pudding yeah and you'd think we'd have a liver pudding you know but that's what pudding is different you
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know in England it's not the same you know it's not the chocolate you know the vanilla you know it's strawberry the
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whole town was just eating pudding you know because we call Liverpool's old town was eating
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pudding you know I drink up George so you want to go get some pudding something right
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John would come over there but this guitar like let's go get some pudding and that's how we wrote uh Paperback
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Writer someone just come in and bang me on the head turned into paperback Rider John will come in he'd hit me over that you know say let's go get some pudding and that's how we wrote uh
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that's how we wrote The White Album you know what the funny part I haven't heard he banged me he popped me over the head
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with his guitar let's do a plunker you know we got into his song so we didn't know what we're
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gonna do so I looked at George you know I hear children over the head with the guitar and next thing you know we have
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uh you know salt and pepper and you know John and Paul were the primary songwriters of peace and love they were peace they
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were which one was peace and which one was love we switched back and forth they were my brother John was Love sometimes
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John was peace and then sometimes Paul would be love and then I'd say hey love and they both turn around and I'd Bonk him over the head with the guitar and that's how we wrote Octopus's Garden
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do you remember you made me laugh last time you're on I was giving your intros and uh I was like he's blah blah he's an
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Emmy award-winning uh uh actor and I go is that is that right it's fade and you're right behind the curtain you go
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yeah yeah that's right and that's it that's that tone David uses no I do there's a lot more going on with me um I can't be reduced to simple noises
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and and yeah I was the most complex comedian and the planet yeah but no thank you I remember we went to that one that that thing that event time
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we went to this event for Howard with Howard Stern oh I did stand up yeah and I was like oh God David can you do that the bit the skiing bit you're like all right you're like dude I don't I don't
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take requests but like no I did take requests and I did do it you did do it I was a charity gig and you were uh that was real fun it was scary because there was a lot of people you crossed that
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night it was unbelievable but this game crushes man what was in this game because they're like your friends want
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to go on the black diamonds uh trails and you don't you're like I don't want to I'm afraid of that I don't like I
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want to go they say it's easier to teach you if we all go down from the top but it's just to ditch me
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so I say no I got the map I want to go down the green as we're going to stop we're going to start on Pop Tart and
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then they go no we're going down Devil's ball sack here we go and I go no no no that's a hard one we're going down
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listen I'm after that we're gonna go down Jelly Bean into uh kitten paw kitten paw
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and then uh puppy love and then Mother Goose it's sort of challenging but not overwhelming nope Hitler's abortion here we go no no no we're going down Hitler 's
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abortion is the name of the trail that one sounds hard yeah that one listen it's always good at work abortion
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into your act it's always great they always put a smile on everyone's face but did you do Norm did you do
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impressions of Norm hey hey hey oh yeah no Norma yeah we we did a gig um I think I told Dana this or maybe I told Dennis we did a gig me Dennis Miller and
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Norm did a gig right before the pandemic and he was like damn it he's always he reacts too much to nothing you know what I mean like you go Norm is it a uh you know the show starts
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at eight eight o'clock that is exact ly and then you go that was an earthquake and Oklahoma he goes when today I go no that's a big deal there's an
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earthquake here eight o'clock and why would they do it at eight I go because it's the most obvious time in the world ready yeah that's like the worst time for
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people to do is stand up you know eight o'clock you know you can think of my my neck's all [ __ ] up because the flight
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there and I go [ __ ] and then Dennis go spuddly why don't you go last like it's a big favor I go and follow you two
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[ __ ] you guys kill uh I think Dennis was technically the headliner got the jet waiting on the tarmac I'll do a cute 20 okay
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he came Dennis came on the show he killed by the way he was so funny I'll tell you the bit he did that made me
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laugh but he was backstage he was backstage I was going to say hi to Dennis uh Dennis Miller and I I put I I
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never wear cologne but I put a little cologne on before I went to see him not that much I did a little little a little
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mist of like yeah and then I dove under walk through yeah and I walked in I would go of course Dennis evolved baby goes gosh Jimmy Fallon smelling like Paco or a bottom
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over here [ __ ] oh Jimmy did you get the reference it just sounds funny what is that from is it is it it's in the 50s she's I'm feeling like Vinnie knick
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knock of the Detroit Lions yeah the uh the on side I always had a joke he'd never do but he's like it's so quiet it's like uh the soundtrack to a Chuck Chaplin film Maya Chuck
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chaperone no no no it's a fake one that he never did that sounds very does anyone ever call you Jim cranston's
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going on Jim Fallon tonight yeah Jim Jim love an interesting story I'm uh I'm working on a new [ __ ] okay uh it's a it's a Dennis it's a James Bond film but
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okay it's called a big kind finger okay Bitcoin finger he loves only risk he loves risk that was his joke he did on the show made me laugh oh really is that true oh my God finger he loves only risk
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this is what he was singing oh man oh he's the funniest but he starts laughing in the middle of his bed and he starts talking to you price Cha-Cha oh I just do him just to soothe
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myself give me a topic anything I'll filter it through Dennis of anything oh just a ice cream uh mint chocolate chip
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mint chocolate chip okay that's front loaded isn't it all right can I have some men there we go I have the
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chocolate they're competing with one another all right last thing I need is a confusing scoop of ice cream
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how many chips do I [ __ ] need give Jimmy a topic all right Jimmy yeah the grocery store all right okay what why do we have to go to the what why does
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produce have its own section the produce section okay there's not like a cereal cereal sections like we don't get a section we don't get a set the produce gets its
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own section yeah what am I gleco yeah the black boy hey glico the bad boy why in Christ thanks we gotta have 600 different kinds of cereal okay 50 wasn't
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enough all right I guess 29. variation I want to pay an extra two dollars for the organic apple don't really see the difference
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hey do I want to round up for you crane where's that [ __ ] cash going come on let's be honest Jesus Christ fine air
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Qantas okay that's up front a koala bear okay okay yeah good 29 hours to Melbourne Paul Logan the first class going that's not a knife this is a knife just eat your freaking sandwich
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I actually did I submitted a thing at SNL that didn't get on and it was uh alligator McGee it was a takeoff on Crocodile Dundee or alligator something and everything was bigger he goes he
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goes That's not a refrigerator they said refrigerator and it's like 20 times bigger just everything it's not a lamp
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they should lamp you know what no that's not a lot yeah I did a bit once on the show with Schwarzenegger where we're doing QVC hosts and uh he he I wanted to
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talk about this new um uh slice or some of that and he wanted to talk about the chopper we had like a veggie Chopper and
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he's like he got it all so he can go like get to the chopper I was like no we gotta still talk about
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you know we have this new uh iron it steams your clothes wallet iron's like get to the chopper and it totally tanked
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it didn't really work it did the job he came on the show one time ago I go he used to smoke cigars right he's like yeah I love this
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so I go how do you smoke a cigar because I don't really know much about them but isn't don't you like you have to like
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don't you lick it and then you you cut it like it's yeah you don't like you don't like this is a guy with the dude
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[Laughter] there is no problem in life with Arnold that's why I love I actually was one of my brothers I say what would Arnold do
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you know like if the if the if something's late like the Cab's late that's all right we walk a couple blocks
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we still look around we see a better come and we actually get a faster ride to our destination you know he I love
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his positivity go up the mountains with this probably we can make a zip line out of the vines and just zip line down to
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the place that's right we forgot those keys so we get the wood from the forest we chop it we make wooden skis we strap
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them together with the pantyhose or whatever we have and we go down the mountain
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we take the Spanx off and inflate our Spanx to make a hot air balloon so that we can fly to the destination we'll get
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off much faster and better for the environment and we give rides for children the children go and we make
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lots of money and all these things oh where's it going Speedy he took a break Jimmy can you remember the catchphrase we had when I hosted in like 1999 you would you were I
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know what it is this is why I know Jimmy and I had the same sense of humor because I was a running gag of me being cocky uh you know pawns so the whole
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idea was and the show was doing fine but that all week long I I would just say in reference to the current SNL so long
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Golden Era nomination [Applause] farewell no what was the one we you did this the kind of redneck character last
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time you run with Mike Myers red red neckie red rednecki the redneck comedian I actually have a couple in case you
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asked for that that's my favorite thing I'm red redneck the redneck comedian but
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I I said Daddy what's for dinner he said [ __ ] on a single shingle I said this day
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just keeps getting better and better come when he gets home I went to the doctor he said we gotta amputate your left foot I said can I keep my right foot he said sure I said
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come again my mama said what do you want to do with your life I said I don't know live in a
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shack drink beer all day mama said don't ever dream too big red because you always end up disappointed
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it's all about the comedy song yeah you gotta get to it don't make the joke too long because everyone's waiting for come on gets home oh it's like sometimes they're not jokes yeah sometimes they're not really jokes the first one was kind
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of a joke Ahmed my sister only comes Mama took me down come again we're back I hope I'll give you one Carson one Carson because you like that one too yeah I love her Johnny Carson
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getting pulled over for drunk driving 1972. oh sorry officer I didn't know I was swerving I had two strawberry boom
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booms at the Hickory Hut I had a I had two mandolinis no no I I had two at mandolini's yeah it's at Manila that's two somethings at somebody's right strawberry boom boom tomato
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two uh I had two silly goose up with a Twist I had a purple nurple I had a silly goose over admit I had two silly gooses at mandolini's I Kate manolinis remember Kate oh yeah
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Chris Rock took me there uh years ago and uh paid for my meal and I I had no money yeah Jimmy do Chris Rock you do him yeah uh What uh uh what what what are you
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gonna get to auto you gotta stand there why would you even give me a menu just eat just give me what people eat
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what something like that I like when he goes I used to bust him for repeating everything he goes
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Obama and then everyone laughs then he goes President Obama they laugh again he goes bar Rock oh I don't let's go what is it your act is only 20 minutes
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is what you said yeah exactly yeah and then you rock Obama Obama the president yeah the president
00:33:06
black guys won't eat the [ __ ] black guy will not eat your [ __ ] oh the white guy will oh the white guy he will so that's not even exactly
00:33:20
oh God we're getting blue now how about uh all right Sandler could you everyone does sound there no you no you I I just
00:33:28
did you audition with Whaler let me do my every time Adam is mentioned on this podcast I just go
00:33:34
yeah yeah so I just did it so he'll be hearing this oh but you have the best Sandler you did him on SNL speaking I did it in my audition because I loved it because his impression are like three
00:33:45
impressions in one three levels yeah he he he he used to do that that guy you know he uh I I was talking my my mother the other day and you know my mom would always say and then he then he goes the
00:33:57
second version like she would always say yeah hey will you take the laundry down here
00:34:03
and my dad would say shut up that is so [ __ ] great yeah oh that is casual Sandler old stand-up voices yeah old Sam look like the cat that is a
00:34:18
brilliant observation I remember I I was buzzing into my grandma's uh apartment I'm pressing the buzzer and she said uh
00:34:24
who is this who is there and I said it's Adam you it's Adam your grandson oh Charles Manson oh yeah and Charles Manson well I don't want you to come in I don't want to try on that [ __ ]
00:34:37
I didn't want to drop that foreign stuff on my chest and then our eyes connected and I go hey Mom we're just friends right that's a good fit oh my
00:34:56
goodness that's a that's his bit but I can't get his voice how do you do how do you do Smiggle it's Michael's close to
00:35:02
Sandler um interesting because he's like uh jammies he's kind of like Sandler very low-key yeah very low-key let me hear it I was thinking uh well I was you wanted you
00:35:15
want to try that that is good all right he says laughing yeah yeah oh here's my Smiggle Jimmy when I'm
00:35:22
pitching him when I was at SNL and I'd pit go in his little three foot wide office where they're writing killer
00:35:28
sketches yeah and I'd knock and go hey do you want to help me with this and he goes uh what is it and he has a nervous
00:35:35
laugh because he doesn't want to do my sketch so I go it's about a guy who does this and he goes uh
00:35:41
I don't I don't think I I don't think I could do that I don't I don't think I like that one
00:35:49
he's so nice but he's kind of laughing nervously like how do I tell him and he would just look off into space and start laughing you ever seen him do that where he's just he's in the room and he's just
00:35:59
staring at at the wall or something laughing looking up I love making him up so because when you do make him laugh I
00:36:06
made him laugh once he never put it in a sketch but it was like how does uh Dracula what if Dracula was a comedy
00:36:13
writer and he was like uh judging the the laughs so it's like he's like and then you tell another joke
00:36:36
it's like judging that but I was at once we did it he does those charity things uh they're really great night of too many stars for autism and I did it I did
00:36:47
a bit with Tina Fey and we were in uh we're Radio City or someplace and it had an orchestra pit in the front and uh he
00:36:54
came out and um he had a laptop with him and he's you know he's got his glasses on I go uh uh what are you doing uh
00:37:02
what's up what are you doing Smiggle and he goes oh I'm I'm changing all the uh I'm changing all the [ __ ] to [ __ ]
00:37:07
because we're airing on Comedy Central so we can't say dirty words so I'm changing all the the [ __ ] to uh shits I
00:37:14
go uh oh cool or whatever so I'm doing our bit with me and Tina and I see Smiggle backing up and he's typing in
00:37:21
this thing and he backs up and he falls into the orchestra no he falls like six feet down into the I go holy CR I run over I go Spike are you okay dude what's up are you he's he looked like like a
00:37:33
Jerry Lewis would look like if he fell it was like a like an out like a chalk out a chalk outline of a body his
00:37:39
glasses were broken and the laptop was in three pieces and I ran down I go dude oh my God are you okay buddy and he goes without missing a beat he goes change oh
00:37:50
the [ __ ] too [ __ ] oh my God that's too funny oh by the way what a dumb number like no one's offended like that's his last words you
00:38:02
know wow that was I'm gonna laugh about that even more later that's gonna go through my head today so funny man so
00:38:08
Robert he is so [ __ ] obsessed [Music] I went to a concert with Lauren we went to go see uh sting and Paul Simon and uh
00:38:23
and it was it was an amazing concert so they're playing together Paul Simon and sting and Paul Simon you know it's
00:38:29
probably in his 70s I think and so he just looks like Paul Simon in his 70s and sting is next to him and he's just
00:38:36
jacked yeah he's got muscles fit and his yeah he's got like a t-shirt pulled down like a John Barbados kind of wrinkled
00:38:42
and he's a badass and he just looks and he's playing bass he's just got veins come out of his mouth and so I came in I
00:38:48
went and got two beers and a couple hot dogs and I gave it to Lauren and I go how old is uh sting and Lauren's like
00:38:54
these are probably 63 years I go I don't think I ever want to be in that good of
00:38:59
shape when I'm 63 and without missing a beat Lauren goes out I don't think you have any problem
00:39:06
Oh wait what's he saying I'm sorry I don't think that'll be a problem I go I don't never want to be that I don't want to be that in that good in shape when I'm 16. it's not something
00:39:17
you have to worry about yeah I don't think you have to worry about that baby you have other Lauren isms because I've
00:39:24
done some on this podcast but he is he's a philosopher and I don't know sometimes
00:39:29
if if they're original because they're so brilliant or he gets them from elsewhere but do you remember you would
00:39:34
do Danny you did uh guess which Paul oh he's like well I'm having dinner the other night guess which Paul oh that would be Paul McCartney
00:39:47
wrong Paul provenza uh what's the you know that joke how do you get to Lauren's house what's the directions to
00:39:53
Lauren Lauren town I don't know uh you go up to Main Street and then you go right right right right
00:39:59
that's funny right Jimmy do you feel like water do I feel like I'm Lauren's best friend I out of all the SNL people you've
00:40:11
worked longer with him if you had SNL and then the two late show and now so you've worked yeah closely with him
00:40:19
as long as any but 25 years or something yeah he's the yeah I would say definitely we all love him my best
00:40:25
friend but I mean he it wasn't for him I wouldn't have gotten late night uh NBC didn't really want me they wanted
00:40:31
someone else that's crazy and I remember when I heard you were available and they
00:40:36
were thinking happened that's so [ __ ] perfect I was like if you felt like doing it because you know we were
00:40:42
leaving I was leaving SNL and then Conan had signed something where he was going
00:40:48
to get The Tonight Show in like six years or something five years yeah something which was such
00:40:54
a [ __ ] up thing I never heard of that happening they didn't want they wanted to keep Jay but not lose Conan that was
00:40:59
the Compromise yeah so I remember I was leaving I said now and Lauren goes would you ever want to maybe host a show you
00:41:06
know you could take over Conan in five years and I go I don't know if I would do that I mean I think I'm gonna be you
00:41:11
know big Hollywood star he's like but I'm like I'm gonna go do movies where everything's like uh and Tina Fey was in
00:41:17
the office and she was like I think he'd be great at that you're like Irish and you like to go to bars and talk to people and talk to everyone right about
00:41:25
how it takes yeah and all the stuff that you you got to do on on the talk shows that weren't totally SNL friendly they were just different long dance numbers and we'll go over those in a minute but
00:41:37
it was like but so then I go and I try movies they didn't work uh and same same and then no I'll tell you something that Sandler said to me because I had clean slate and trapped in paradise and I know
00:41:48
you had two as well and I had things I was developing with Smiggle on other people but Sandler at one point said to
00:41:54
me Saddles up you could do it better goes carving uh they don't they meaning the people making movies that aren't us
00:42:00
uh they don't really know how to do it they they don't know they don't really know how to make it where to put the
00:42:07
camera or what to be funny you know wow I never forget that yeah because you said something once I found fascinating the idea of you get to the set at 5 30 and you do the thing and the blocking of
00:42:19
the master shot by four ten hours later you've said the line 150 times 200 times
00:42:25
and now you're gonna say it for the movie it's like it's not funny English it's not even sound like oh dude I
00:42:31
peaked at like 10 in the morning you want me to be funny now I'm so exhausted I'm like I can't be funny and like then
00:42:38
it's I movies just weren't my thing at all but then so then Lauren uh I go he goes five years later and he goes up remember I asked you that thing I go yeah well let me ask my wife because now
00:42:49
I'm married so I go okay so I asked Nancy she's like you got to do it you got to do it uh I mean look at the list
00:42:55
I mean Letterman Conan and you that's a great list you have to do it even if it doesn't work so she was like I'll move
00:43:02
to New York and so I said yeah I want to do it and then NBC was like yeah we're not sure we want
00:43:08
to be in the Jimmy Fallon business oh really what the [ __ ] all these Personnel stuff in your talk show appearances when
00:43:14
did you host the Video Music Awards because I thought you did a great job I go oh this is a whole new thing like you were perfect for that yeah that was
00:43:21
playing your guitar 2004 or somebody that or 2002 or something like that one of those was that during SNL right after that was
00:43:28
during SNL oh no that was right after us no that's what I was leaving to to do movies and stuff because that was like a
00:43:35
good all and you were you were a smash right away right yeah with when you got on that late night show I mean pretty
00:43:41
much right well it worked yeah it kind of yeah smash was a strong word Dana yeah it smashes the strong word I'll say stop that I say about Jim Jimmy
00:43:53
when he's not around there's never been anyone with your range and you're you're you're so uh versatile talent wise
00:44:01
there's no one no no I'm going back to Steve Allen and then also your your likability is is a 12.
00:44:07
and then your interview skills where you make it all about the person you know you're just like Carson so I thought you
00:44:15
were like made out of a factory and then tall and handsome I was like and you can play guitar and he does Dylan and he can
00:44:21
do Neil Young better than Neil Young and you two could make it tonight and he they think their the roots in Jimmy are
00:44:27
better than YouTube it's like it goes on and on so yeah I felt you were made out of some kind of German Factory we should
00:44:33
make the greatest talk show host in six foot tall Shack voices like I heard from somebody a little birdie told me that when you and Justin Timberlake are out there doing all your
00:44:52
choreography with the choreographer that no he can't you you get it in one take like this woman does like 10 steps and
00:45:00
you're like you can do that too so that's my mic drop on complimenting Jimmy Fallon I'll take the mic drop from
00:45:07
Danny Carter and Jimmy's willing to travel to Coney Island for bits that's right that's when they do like I
00:45:13
always tell them when I come to New York I go so you do the show which is already like a beating just a long day and you
00:45:19
have to be very present and focused and we're gonna do this we gotta rehearse this bit and then sometimes after the
00:45:24
show you travel somewhere and pre-tape something yeah it's like JLo wants to go on the jungle gym and we got to go to you know Long Island for this bit and then you got to do bumper cars with
00:45:35
Chris Hemsworth 30 years in Letterman stopped doing that right when you get to hit 30 you know Christ sex into that
00:45:42
fourth decade I think it's a hard out at 5 30 all right I mean that that's how are you pacing yourself I think is the question right David yeah yeah I don't I think you know there's something about
00:45:55
this that's fun that's different than snls because it's every day so you know SNL if you did a sketch and it was in a tank you had a way to wait you have a week to be depressed you know and you're
00:46:08
like oh that was awful so embarrassing this one if I do a bit the Tang thanks I have another show the next day and I go
00:46:13
oh I'll work recover tomorrow well you also full say like at SNL's read through then you're crossing your fingers and
00:46:19
you get on like a fifth of what you hand in if you're there you like something it's in you don't like something it's
00:46:25
out that's kind of that's kind of good at least you go with your strength you go I can I think I can make this one
00:46:31
work we got great writers we're in a good groove right now we got some great writers here and good producers like
00:46:36
it's like oh it's super fun it's like you know when it's when it's really fun it's like kind of Camp almost like
00:46:42
summer camp everyone's together and I got a bit and I got a bit and I got a thing and it's like that's exciting for
00:46:47
me and so every day I come in and you're like oh that that's such a dumb idea but I love it let's do it because it will
00:46:52
make me laugh right and when you go on the show Dana knows uh for the audience you're you're very uh helpful so you
00:46:59
know you're it's a fun atmosphere you get backstage you come back [ __ ] a second and uh and then you go out there
00:47:06
and if I'm stumbling through a bit you're jumping in helping and making sure everything works so all that stuff
00:47:11
helps because yeah you know you want you want to want to look good and the show keeps going but the show keeps going
00:47:16
still still so I guess it's just up to you to figure out one day if it's just too much Jimmy is the only and I've I've
00:47:23
Loved all my hosts Letterman everybody uh Conan all of them Jimmy is the only one who I literally could go out and
00:47:30
throw anything at him like I said any accent any bit he would just start laughing and just go right at it
00:47:40
unique and the next time I'm in New York which I gotta come out soon because I just want to hang out with you I'm gonna
00:47:46
surprise you with something don't tell me what it is and don't tell me what you're doing and just do it
00:47:51
I might decide when I'm behind the curtain when you're introducing me but I did that to we had Jerry Lewis on the show and I did that to him and he didn't really roll with it it was he was weird
00:48:03
he was like wait you want to do this now I'm like I'm like let's have the roots play jazz and you do the Jazz bit where
00:48:08
like you're oh you open your mouth and you point at that thing oh my God that's which is brilliant why not play with it
00:48:14
see if it's fun and he goes and he goes uh he goes yeah he goes you know it's so weird to get getting older I haven't
00:48:20
been in the city in so long um actually you know he when he came out he started doing like old Jerry Lewis
00:48:26
voice so he was like I I first time I was you know and he started watching really really interesting I was like cool and then he goes up but I'm older now and I'm in so I'm taking the subway
00:48:37
and I'm on the subway and uh and he goes um and I see this kid with dyed hair he
00:48:43
has a uh spiked right here the red a green blue hair and he's piercings everywhere uh and it's just and I'm just
00:48:50
looking at him and this kid goes uh uh what are you looking at you got a problem I go oh wow uh what'd you say to
00:48:57
him he goes I said no just uh 20 years ago I had sex with the parrot I think you might beat my son
00:49:03
he was like setting me up for a joke the whole time it's kind of funny I felt bad for him I
00:49:10
thought he was getting picked on on the subway and then he was just crashed it crushed it crushed it was so funny he's like no I just had sex with the parrot 20 years ago I think you
00:49:21
might be my son yeah that's a good weird bit though and I actually like it's out of left field yeah
00:49:27
dinner accidentally with the ingenue incender fella this we're going back to Jerry Lewis in this mid 60s where he is writing directing producing his movies
00:49:38
yeah and um it was and then so I did watch some of it where he does this long dance and on the Sound Stage and it really is avant-garde it's it's it's no
00:49:51
wonder the uh French love him it was I appreciated it so much more I watched it like six months ago I was like damn so
00:49:59
that is that Cinderella the one where he's getting in the argument he's the boss and he's has a cigar and he's younger Jazz yeah it's the best thing
00:50:06
it's unbelievable and and it's it's it might have been called self-indulgent then but now it's like it just keeps
00:50:12
going and going and going and it just it's it's brilliant really I swear I thought Sandler was talking about doing
00:50:18
a remake of Cinderfella in the old old days it sounds kind of up his alley he can he can say that's true or not but I
00:50:24
remember why did I hear that I think he really just thought that's just funny are you doing a new Netflix uh movie you know that's a great question Jimmy I'm glad that when I just texted you that
00:50:36
you got it um uh because you know what the wrong Miss he was unbelievably funny it was fantastic I loved it you know and everyone I recommend everyone I'm like dude you
00:50:49
want to laugh watch the wrong Missy you won't even believe how funny and never like it's the funniest movie ever the wrong missy we stumbled upon and I'm
00:50:56
finally there was a rumor at the beginning you were going to ask us questions but I'm glad it's finally happening uh the wrong missing rumor
00:51:03
there's a rumor when you were like I want to ask you guys stuff I'm like man that movie did 200 billion minutes or
00:51:08
however they keep track I mean you know we did a billion million seconds the three billion seconds and they go it's the number one movie in the world and you're like I can't believe it they're like um we can't believe it
00:51:22
that's pretty funny and then like for a week straight they're like number one in the world number one in the world and
00:51:28
I'm like who is the actress that played Missy Lauren Lapkus and she's great Molly she was funny yeah Jim Carrey yes yes so it's just enough just enough to be so
00:51:41
funny and not annoying it was like yeah brilliantly done she should have uh won an Oscar she should have won really I'm
00:51:47
honestly you know Jimmy I was thinking that because When Tiffany haddish was up for an Oscar for road trip was it
00:51:54
I was thinking oh it is actually possible like Lauren could have been up for that because I mean it's a dark it's
00:52:00
R-rated and stuff but she was so good and so out of the blue never seen anything
00:52:05
so well that I was like why it wouldn't surprise me it would have surprised me because that stuff doesn't happen and it
00:52:12
did not who directed who directed that what team was that that was Tyler Spindel that was uh at it from Happy
00:52:19
Madison yeah I know my name's nephew yeah he's good he did uh he's doing a new one with Pierce Brosnan right now
00:52:24
but I would do another wrong Missy I actually meeting someone today about a movie with Lauren because Lauren um yeah do a sequel wronger well we're like
00:52:35
Bogey and McCall at this point I feel which one's bogey I don't know I don't know who those people are um that was like an old uh Laurel and
00:52:47
Hearty bit they used to go like no me and the boss had just like this and he crossed their fingers and he goes which
00:52:53
one's you well any point he's like well this one's like yeah which finger is the butt oh yeah
00:53:00
get out of here by the way enough about me but I did like that thank you Jimmy no no problem the also when you guys
00:53:06
were talking about Neil Young I had a confession that you said people have different levels of their voice when I
00:53:12
was listening to uh Guns and Roses who a lot of you people know it's a new band a number one
00:53:19
the number one song why did he do that Mama take this badge oh yeah I thought it was two people singing oh Guns and Roses with welcome to because
00:53:38
he goes low and then he goes higher listen to my story all right go ahead Dave checking and I'm revive the boss Bruce Springsteen a man in his guitar a
00:53:51
man who likes to call his guitar his own and here he is he writes dear Casey near
00:53:58
Casey can I ever play guitar like Bruce Springsteen and the answer is yes keep your feet on the ground and keep reaching for the Stars dear Casey
00:54:10
is there any chance for me in Show Business of course there is a right dear Casey I'm a complete dick to most people
00:54:17
I mean how can I be a nicer person it's dear Casey I read Playboy just for the articles dear Casey this may be off subject but I wake I whack off 35 times a day dear
00:54:30
Casey I put a Fitbit on my left hand and I get no steps I put Fitbit on my right hand I had 500 million what am I doing
00:54:38
with my right hand dear Casey my socks tend to droop how can I hold them up and keep them from drooping right spins from
00:54:46
Tallahassee Florida I put my girlfriend's scrunchie around my dick and balls is there an easy way to get up
00:54:52
blue today kill me what is this a corporate game over here this guy over there over here
00:55:05
get out of here you go there we go get over here first and then get out of here get away [ __ ] out of here get over here hey get over here get out all right David finish your story now I feel bad
00:55:18
nobody gives a fat [ __ ] about my stupid story about Axel Rose who's he you thought it was two people thank you
00:55:24
Jimmy you you were you tried that story but that was the one where he goes Mama take me to make this bad for me yeah wow
00:55:32
well give me Welcome to the Jungle you got to knock it on Heaven's Door yeah no he goes
00:55:40
happens now yeah and I thought that was a different person yeah oh you'd [ __ ] follow the story
00:55:47
your Arizona guts you Arizona are you talking to me or Dana no I like you Jimmy you seem cool we're supposed to have dinner tonight you know what Dana when you come celebrity hang out oh yeah
00:56:00
we are gonna go to dinner me and Dana were cheating on you Jimmy oh it's two kids flying the wall being a hit just
00:56:07
changing you guys are you do act different now we're [ __ ] here yeah yeah you are and you got hot spots now L.A
00:56:13
hot spots we go to hot spots for C and B scene I'm a man about town there you go oh you're getting famous no one can do what he's doing check his way
00:56:26
we're getting famous about talking about a show that made you famous I'm like he didn't fade he's as sharpest ever almost
00:56:34
80. I listen to you and smartless they're my favorite podcast oh what about clueless that's David's new podcast [Laughter]
00:56:47
I like to go back to the scrunchie around the balls that was a real question is it easy
00:56:52
loves this podcast she doesn't like it to go too she doesn't mind people say [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] but you know deep
00:57:00
downtown gynecological type stuff balls and dick maybe it's not a favorite downtown Uptown round bound round down
00:57:07
I'm doing George Carlin oh yeah later later George Carlin George dropped the G and you have orange
00:57:14
is there no blue fruits there's no blue shoes shrimp big shoes little shoes yellow shoes girls shoes boys shoes everyone
00:57:29
needs shoes garage sale they're not selling the garage honey we're selling the garage the king of lists he was he was had a great memorized the list and
00:57:41
he was just yeah her yogurt strawberry yogurt vanilla at the end it was like that it was like there's no blue food and you go what about blueberries and he goes okay
00:57:53
there's one I waited on George Carlin at the Holiday Inn in 1975. tell Jimmy I brought him up
00:58:01
and we and we liked it no no [ __ ] and he was doing hippie dippy weather man he's not a normal weather man he's a hippie Doo tomorrow's forecast hot tonight's
00:58:24
forecast dark tomorrow's very far out man everything was this voice I would do uh welcome back you're listening to z105
00:58:47
everybody in we're here yeah the great yeah David Spade David we're just talking about I wanted to talk about your movie we'll be right back on the Z [Music]
00:58:59
and then you go to they go to Commercial and you go uh David thanks for being here man we're gonna talk about your movie uh I was so funny on Netflix all
00:59:06
right here we go we're coming right back oh and we're back here z105 up here with David Spade hey David I did not like
00:59:14
your movie that was when you go wait you just told me before that's basically how
00:59:19
you do Regis film but you got to go there if you're gonna do regions honest to God is there anyone better than Jimmy Fallon no he's very nasal I I have
00:59:28
stolen your Regis Philbin I do you're right just film but when I do it and I do data yelling like rages felt that's
00:59:35
it you got it [Music] yeah I got one Jimmy yeah before I gotta go a little bit but Jimmy um we have a
00:59:46
heart out no Jimmy when you go on these radio shows like they go uh uh Dana like you're doing a gig in that town and they go you got you got to call into the zoo oh yeah yeah Tommy you go yeah so
00:59:59
they go like this hey David we got 30 seconds okay we're gonna put you on hold and we pick up it's gonna be Jim Bobo
01:00:05
zip zip a talking zebra a Bitcoin a robot and a cockatoo okay you'll know who everyone is okay here we go three two one and you go wait what am I what's going on
01:00:16
I was a I was a DJ see if you guys think this is funny it's not but I was a DJ in
01:00:22
college and I would go I go it's it's um it's 3 13 in the city 211 on the Dane rock it was always a different time than the real time four o'clock in the city 3
01:00:35
P.M on the Dane Rock I don't know what that was my moniker it's not bad that's your and it it didn't I like it it
01:00:42
didn't it was because you're on your own Planet you're on your own thing when you're listening to Dane Rock Dane Rock I know I know I like it it's three three
01:00:50
p.m in Sacramento but it's uh in the Jimmy Rock and the Jimmy on the gym Rock I used to get just Tommy in the bull it's Tommy in the bowl you know you wake up at 6am playing some [ __ ] box
01:01:02
Club in Mississippi you know I mean the ball in the eye now yeah the grease man remember the grease man oh I remember
01:01:08
Greece the Greece what about like is there never pay for a woman's lunch all right um Jimmy I'll ask you one last question David again one last question does he get one last one okay I was
01:01:19
gonna assume memorizes hope up here oh yeah Danny usually gets one last question then you summary what was it
01:01:25
like on you know when you're leaving is the worst question did you do you ever um do you ever you ever listen you know Howard Stern always uh ends his interviews the best where he's like all
01:01:35
right well we've done it all we we've [ __ ] we've said it all right no Jimmy I love how you've done it all David David
01:01:42
you've done you've done it all you've done it up so we've shed it out you've done it all it's great and you've said to me no you're getting pushed out
01:01:48
pushing out the door they're like that's the end of the interview I like his laugh when he goes oh yeah
01:01:59
that was pretty good can I do my trump not saying anything for you yeah okay well there's no subject frankly let me tell you you're going to be seeing a lot of it that I could tell you I mean when
01:02:10
you look at it and it didn't work out so great for some of those people you're seeing it all over the place many people
01:02:16
are saying we don't want that we're not people who do that okay so when you look at it what they're doing look at all of
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it people are very disappointed because it's a terrible deal a really bad deal we're going to be doing something very
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soon and you're going to be seeing a lot of it you're going to be happy like you wouldn't believe he literally has no
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subject matter he's not talking about anything anything good that could fit into anything that's his genius wait do you have once do you have one come on do you have one question sorry Dana how was
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it like on Saturday Night Live all right David do you want to sell it no I would say what are you happiest about when
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people stop you at an airport or on the street and where they meant mention a specific thing throughout your long
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career which is the one that kind of go oh you know that one you like that one huh yeah I got you may not have that at
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the tip of your brain oh well like cowbell is the sketch everyone asked about oh yeah that one which by the way
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let's not sleep on cowbell one of the best of all time that was not I almost didn't make it to air that was not
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supposed to make it it was in the it was in the what do you call that that the space one the before before good nights
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yes it's in the death one it was in the death with Christopher Walken yep oh watch for walking Will Ferrell and uh
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and and it was it was that it aired probably right at the end of the show like probably ten minutes five to one
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yeah it was five to one it was a weird sketch and everyone was on fire dude everyone was being super funny and it
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was like my third or fourth show on uh on the show and I remember wow that's where I got the reputation for laughing
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and breaking in a scene because it was just everyone was Will Ferrell was so funny and Katan and Horatio and then
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walking was doing like an impression of walking he wasn't even doing himself he was you know we've got to watch you know
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he was like it was a hankering and a more cowbell yeah and it started the room started shaking do you know you
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know when the room when SNL was like shaking and it's hooked yeah I mean I was there that night I did a guest spot
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or something and I remember it I call it levitated the room like went to another yeah well and what sketch of
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yours crushed the hardest that that that levitated the room I was doing church lady with Joe Montana and Walter Payton a lot of sexual
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innuendo I wasn't my proudest moment but it this old guy came up to me afterwards you know I've been I'm in charge of
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sound I've been looking at the meters for decades and I never seen him peek like that
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and I said Come Again song what was your Crusher bye-bye too many to mention uh no uh bye-bye so um and you are bye bye
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was probably the one that we only did once or twice that that had the most lasting effect and then uh oh one of the
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best moments is when Farley grabs me by the neck and goes lay off me I'm starving oh yeah the cap girls yeah when
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he goes lay off me I'm starving no wait it starts Monday wait how do we all do Impressions and David you did not do
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Michael J fox oh we do that a lot of shows yeah casually sorry because David it's
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because it's sad I only do one no it's not it's the people were waiting for it's the end of the podcast can you say
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hey Sarge hey Sarge yeah and casualties of War Michael Fox Michael J fox Hey listen uh you gotta give me a minute on this here sir she's just a farm girl she
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did nothing wrong it's you should do Cameo as Michael J fox like you know those things where you can do it's nine dollars yeah yeah and you
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charge a buck everybody say sarge you guys should do oh none of us are on SNL We Do celebrity cameos you should do on your show do all Impressions and everyone does their Cameo yeah you know
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it's funny hey I heard it's your birthday Sarge laughs he's talking to uh Sean Penn in the scene Sean Penn attacked a farm girl and
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uh getting your kidney removed Sarge and I just wanted to wish you the key to getting an Oscar is always look like the sun is in your eyes yeah man he sucks oh yeah that is good that's part of it
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don't give away all the tricks all right Jimmy I know you got to show you right we appreciate it yeah enjoy
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the show tonight I'd love thank you so much for inviting me to the show and we love you guys are two uh of my favorite
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comedians ever uh on the planet and I just love both you guys so much and congrats on the show and I hope I didn't
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bore you guys too much no way you're the [ __ ] such a blast I told David last night on our walkie-talkie I go Jimmy's
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just gonna be fun and you were it's just a blast it's just a blast we get to all of all the questions supposed to ask a
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lot of requests didn't get to him it's just a surprise care man hey good go to the cow come on get the price of the camera okay bye bye thank you bye boys
01:07:28
hey what's up flies what's up please what's up people that listen we want to hear from you and your dumb questions
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questions ask us anything anything you want you can email us at fly on the wall at cadence13.com yeah you read it okay this is from Linda
01:07:46
Brandt um hi David and Dana that's nice hi Linda if you could go back and be on any
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season of SNL other than your own which cast would you most want to work with and what do you think you could add to
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the mix thanks for the podcast I look forward to it almost every week sometimes I'm busy that's too much
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information so anyway what do you think uh who would you go back to I look forward to I have a big coat over here
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by the way if we ever sell merch Dana what's so just a black T-shirt that's your merch uh it's called be simple in
01:08:16
Black it's called be cool you're cool chicks like this if you have a pair of Levi's and a black T-shirt you're kind
01:08:21
of fit like most of our crew is here the ladies go crazy it's all about the relationship between the shoulder and the hip if I had to go back in time and do an SNL cast I think I think I would
01:08:34
probably want to be on that first year just because it was such an explosion of just blew up the whole country and no
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one saw it coming I don't think I could add a lot to it I'm not a super character guy I just I would just like
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to be there because it was so cool and it was such a big [ __ ] deal Dana uh thank you David I think that I when I think about people I'd like to play with I I couldn't really pick a
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a cast or a season but I'd love to have been in coneds with Dan Aykroyd or loved
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done something with Bill Murray I got to do stuff with Phil Hartman and Mike Myers and Adam saw ball through and all
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those people whenever you make a list you later on you're up at night what's wrong honey yeah love to be in a killer sketch with
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Will Ferrell I did do one where will is six four two thirty and I played his dad Bush senior he was Bush Jr and he had to
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sit on my lap I'm five eight one fifty on a good day so that was but the surgery was successful it was a hit just no we did do that and that was awesome I do also well I like everybody I think
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the current cast is best I hate a grumpy old man in my day it was better it I say
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the current cast I would love to go in there with Chris Redd and Heidi Gardner and you know obviously that's all I can
01:09:51
do I'm sorry I can't answer the question because it's it's a Fool's yeah you know it takes people a long time to know the
01:09:57
cast so by the time you know them well it's about time when they leave so the cast is usually more famous after the
01:10:03
show uh when we were there not many people knew us and then you leave and they go oh that was such a great time meanwhile I once said we sucked so when
01:10:10
we were there and that usually happens they go this this cat sucks I wish I'd stayed a few more I could have gotten Toe to Toe with you a week since we
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should have done some kind of like hey I'm freaky I'm fracky you know it's a little talk show characters freaky and
01:10:24
frackie could have possibly gone a read through and crushed it but thank you for asking and uh keep the questions coming
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