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You can't step on anything on a podcast. We have >> the goiter. I like the goiter. The
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goiter. The black guy will not eat the and then go. >> The white guy will. No, the white guy.
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He will. >> I know everyone here is praising you. They like Wayne's World, but I ain't
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tapping your tummy. >> I'm not going to spank your spanker. >> I knew that's was coming.
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>> What do you got going on down there? We want you to trim the hedges a bit.
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And then she says, "Do you know Joe Durk?" >> Um, >> this one has a sty, whatever that means.
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>> Oh, your call. >> No, I'll explain to the viewers. I'm very authentic.
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>> Yeah, you got a sty, which is another word for pink eye, I believe. >> No, it's not, Dana. You [ __ ]
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>> It is. You got pink eye. >> No, it's not. >> You got pink, [ __ ]
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>> No. What is his style? >> I haven't been around that many buttholes.
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>> Um, remember Dana, last week I was saying it looks like I have that Tom
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Cruz eye down there. I think it's part of it still cuz it looks like a little
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swollen. Do I put these on? Do I dare be [ __ ] cool? >> Why not? But where's my sunglasses?
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Maybe I should get >> No, but will I? You can keep that beginning where I say about my sty.
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Here's the grossest thing, Dana. No one wants to be near you because >> it's contagious. Well, it's not, but
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they think it is. And then they're also sickened by me and disgusted. And here's
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the four grossest words you can say about yourself to chase the female population.
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>> Four. Okay. One >> sty is four. That's not the worst one, but it's disgusting.
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>> Right. >> Then Oh, I have a boil. >> A boil. Yeah, >> that's a bad word because it needs to be
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drained. >> I've got one. I have a goer. >> Goer is maybe number one.
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>> And the goer has a human face on the end of it. That's a turnoff. >> What do you think is grosser? Goer or
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postule? >> I think goer. It feels like a monster. I, you know, feels like a sci-fi movie.
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Pastule. You put a band-aid on it. What do you put on a goer? A goer should be a
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poster of a bad movie. Right. A scary movie. Goiter. >> Yeah. Timothy Shalomé is hunting down
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the Goer. >> Bonichio Del Toro is the goiter. Bradley Cooper as the >> Goiter's friend.
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>> He played the elephant man on Broadway. Now he's on film playing. >> Did he really?
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>> Goer. I thought he did. >> No. No. The go. You don't. You can't
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step on anything on a podcast. We are We have >> The goiter. I like the goiter.
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>> The goiter. >> They make the goiter lovable. >> Let me set you up. Let me set you up for
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one of your top fives. Jason Stratham is hunting the goiter in the motion picture called the goer.
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Om the goer keeper. Destroyer. Is he going to take it as a pet? No, he's the Oh. Oh, well, he was
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the beekeeper and he keeps bees. Maybe he keeps goiters. >> Oh, I'm coming after you, goiter.
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You You got pus on my family. >> Do we know what a goiter is? >> I don't know. I think it gets a I think
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it squirts out like like a zit. >> It feels a chart. >> Oh, Heather gave me a chart and it has
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fisher on it. >> Yeah, but with those cool sunglasses, you can't read it. I feel like a goiter
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has a human head on it. You can look cool or you can really participate in the podcast. You can't do both. You
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can't see dick. Oh, that's a fish. >> That's not a goer. That's a fish.
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>> That's a fish. But what? >> It's G O I >> G O I T E R
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>> T E R. Yeah. >> Yeah. >> Jeez. >> Jeez Louise. That's
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>> [ __ ] I didn't know I was at Corey. >> Here we are. Be prepared to be
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Yeah. >> Oh my god. Look at that. Look at the on the neck. >> The neck. Oh, you need a turtleneck for
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that. Oh yeah. It's a swollen neck. Or it can be the side or I think it can be
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anywhere in your body. >> Oh my god. >> And guess what happens if you puncture
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it? >> Dr. Pimple Popper comes with that Wendy's salad sneeze guard stuff around
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her. Does Wendy's have a salad bar? I haven't been there in a decade. I used to go. It has a sneeze guard on
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it. >> I'm kind of amazed at the burger franchises that don't do advertising and
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still exist. >> They crush it. >> I know. I don't understand. >> I'm their number one guy. I'm still so
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Joe Dirt. I I go to drive-throughs. I go in a lot. >> You go in a lot. >> I go in there
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>> dressed as Joe Dirt. I'm just >> No, just that I'm a dirt ball. I go in.
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>> I like the drivethru, you know, >> and that you do little characters to it.
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>> Yeah, I do little impressions and characters. I want them to recognize me.
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>> No, I get I get this when I'm tired and I'm driving. It's the only time I go to
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McDonald's. Regular cheeseburger, small fries, small Coke, >> and that carb, salty, sugary bomb gets
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me 200 miles safely. >> Great. Yeah. They think it's for a baby. They go, "Oh, okay. Is there an adult in
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the car that wants anything?" >> Well, it's just it's just me. And if
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they don't have what I want, I just I kind of go, "Oh, Heather." And I know what that is.
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That's hysterical. >> Okay. >> Oh, I should have went like this.
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>> Yeah, that's better. >> Yeah. >> All right. Well, before I tell you what
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that is, which we know what that is, but I was at McDonald's and you know Dana,
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when you go and they know you, it they get distracted from your order. So, I go quarter pounder with cheese fried and
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they go, "Oh, were you in badge warmers?" And I go, >> "Yeah." And we'll talk about that. Let's
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just get this order in. And then at the end, I get the order and it's wrong. I
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go, "I I didn't order spaghetti, you know, but I don't say anything."
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I go in and they go, "Hey, were you were you on television? Are are you somebody?" And then and then I go,
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"Yeah." And they go, "Do you know David Spade?" I get that a lot. Do you know
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him? >> You do a podcast with them, but do you know him? >> I was in once in a movie theater and
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they kind of tagged me and then they came and got me and brought me out into the foyer and they said, "Hey, do you
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know Adam Sandler?" That's a big one. That's a big one. This was a while back, but he still had he
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still had, you know, hit hit after hit. I had a fun dinner with Chris Rock and Adam was not Adam was coming. And then
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he goes, "Oh, wait. I thought it was Friday. It's tomorrow." I go, "No, we're
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already here." And he's like, "Oh, no." So Chris was like, "Spate, it's just me
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and you." >> And did it get awkward? Did it get quiet or can you guys confess? had nothing to
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say to each other. No, Chris is one of he is pretty funny as we know. >> I think that's an understatement. Yeah.
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>> Well, he's got that he's got that thing of like he likes to take a big subject
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and he's brilliant at it, a big giant thing, and then he'll just drop in like
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this simplification that sums the whole big giant thing up. You got to have material or whatever it is on stage, you
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know? That's his uh his cool move. >> I almost said a joke, but it's too
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dirty. I'm trying to >> We can cut it. >> When he says everything twice, the black
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guy don't eat the [ __ ] The black guy will not eat the [ __ ] >> And then goes,
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>> the white guy will. No, the white guy, he will. Everything's twice.
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>> I know. >> He funny. Well, he says before he starts a special, he takes time off from
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standup. He watches evangelical preachers >> and they go, "AND THE LORD CARES ABOUT
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YOU." THE STAGE IS 300 feet wide. Walk to the other side. I say, "AND THE LORD
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CARES ABOUT YOU." >> YEAH, THEY DO repeat also, but he's good. He's got a good style and uh super
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funny in real life, which is really the hard part. And he is Oh, this brings us to Jim Carrey. The big debate.
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Jim Carrey at the Caesar Awards in Paris. It's like the Oscars for them. >> And he got a muchdeserved,
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>> was a lifetime achievement award. >> Didn't Jerry Lewis get that? I mean, the
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French love physical comedy. I'm not sure what he got, but it was big. I did
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see a clip of it. >> Yeah. >> Mhm. >> But the problem is they say his face
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looked a little more circular. It's It's sort of is it him or is it not? That's
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how they don't just say, >> "Well, that's ridiculous." Apparently,
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his publicist has confirmed it was indeed him who attended that event. >> Oh, okay. So, his publicist has to go
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out on a limb and say, "Yes, it was." >> Of course, it's Jim Carrey.
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>> Yes. But >> you know how the internet gets. So, they say there's definitely some lighting,
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some things. Maybe he had a few squirts, a few pulls and pinches like uh everybody because that's just the way it
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is here. We're in Hollywood. >> But no one's shocked by that. But he
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looked a little more full than he does when he, you know, people haven't seen
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him in 10 years. >> I don't know if it's been that long, but I thought he looked healthy. That's the
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main thing. He looked good. I don't know anything about that. He he probably, you
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know, they say you go away, you're rested, you come back, but he Yeah, he looks good.
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>> Well, he's got money for food. I mean, if he if he put on a few He was always
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skinny. Who cares? But anyway, I was out the other night and they were like, "David, David,
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is it a clone? Because there's a theory that there's a guy that impersonates people and he
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wears a mask, which is a whole another thing. They said Joe Biden was a guy with a mask sometimes. I mean, these
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masks are so good. So, it could be >> almost anyone. But that one was almost
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not good enough to be Jim Carrey. It was too full. It was, you know what I mean?
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>> Right. You had apple dumpling cheeks and, you know, he had, you know, nice
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head of hair. I'll just say one thing to that that people think it's the mass.
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>> Don't don't don't know. Don't don't don't know. Don't don't don't know.
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Can't tell. Can't tell. Not sure. Not sure. It's a mask. Don't don't can't
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tell. Can't can't tell. Don't know. Can't tell. Is not for sure.
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>> Not a mask. Not a mask. Not a mask. By the way, I didn't I'm never going to
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be on this podcast again without sunglasses. >> I look cool. Are these the new ones,
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Heather? Cuz they look they look bigger. >> I don't know if these are the new ones.
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I got new ones cuz I scr I lost the I lost the other ones. You know, Heather, when I walked in last night, they were
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sitting right there. >> Did you find them? >> No. >> Fudge something.
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>> My cool ones. Maybe when we take a break, I'll go back. I I found my cool
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ones. I lost. Do you ever lose something for like 3 years and then you go, "Fuck,
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that's where they were." >> Or it's in a coat. >> I wear this black coat and these shades
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and I sit in the back of McDonald's like this. I go, "Whoa." I sit like Bonsi.
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What? >> Do you? >> They go, "Were you the guy in benchwmer?" I go, "Hey, not now, man."
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Hey, man. >> And then with me, hey, do you do you know the guy that's in benchwmers?
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Not now. Not now. Not now. What about let's >> not not now. It's not a good time to ask
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him. >> Happy mad. >> Well, you got to do the falsetto for the second time.
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>> I know. I like that. >> Happy Madison. That's like the flute,
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you know. >> You know, David, um, you know, sometimes you want a little pickme up, right? Oh,
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yeah. You know, especially, right? >> But you also want something that actually tastes good. Do you know where
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I'm going? >> Yeah. >> Comment. >> You're going to talk about the new
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Fruity Rainbow Shop. >> That's exactly where I was going. >> That's right.
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>> Fruity Rainbow. What a great name and a great taste. It's a great name. Great
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taste. >> That was your nickname in high school. >> Yeah, that that's why I was captain of
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the football team. These things are straight up fruity candy vibes. They are bright, bold, and honestly kind of
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nostalgic, you know, but with a tasty caffeine kick that gets you moving. >> Oh, yeah, it does. Caffeine got a
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>> Mhm. >> Which is kind of wild when you think about it, but the Fruity Rainbow Launch
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really leans into that sweet candy flavored chaos in the best way possible. >> I love that. Uh, it's all packed into
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that classic tiny 2 oz bottle. >> Mhm. >> Big seasonal flavor. Uh, super portable,
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easy to throw in your bag, car, sock, gym pocket, whatever. >> No giant cans, no sugar overload. It's
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zero sugar. >> Zero. >> It's a treat that's totally sweet tooth
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approved. You get the fun. You don't get the crash. If you're like me and love
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>> That's right. Get candy flavored chaos with Fruity Rainbow. 5Hour Energy Shots
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available online at 5our energy.com or Amazon. >> But anyway, do you ever lose something
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and you're so frustrated like your wallet or your car and you're like and
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you're looking in the freezer and you go, >> "Okay, what if I actively tried to hide
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it from myself?" >> Oh, forget that. They used to do that with drugs. Yeah.
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>> Yeah. I must have hid it from myself cuz it's nowhere in my in my purview.
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Anyway, um >> and where'd you find it? >> At your house. >> You know what's funny?
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>> I've seen a lot of cash. >> I used to have a lot of drugs and then
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of course I sneeze and they pop out of my butt and I go, that's always the last
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place you look. >> Why don't you say butthole? You want to say butthole?
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>> I do. >> You do. >> I'm cleaning it up for you. Well, butthole is more like third grade and
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wiener is like fourth grade. So, keep it in that primary school area. >> Butthole. See, now you got I like it.
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It's where where is it? Where where is it? Butthole. >> Where is my one perk said I can't find?
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Is it in my bung hole? >> Bung hole. What do we even gross? Beas and Buttthead join the podcast.
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>> Bangolio. >> They said Bangal. >> I predict that in the comments it will
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be at least 40% of the people will be doing the uh you know kind of Tom Cruz Mission Impossible thing.
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>> It's hard to do the joke without saying it because you have to hear it on the
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inflection. >> Exactly. >> Well, let me see. To wrap up Jim Carrey, I will say
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>> let's wrap him up. Oh, I checked in on him. I checked in on him just to say
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congratulations. Much deserved. Mhm. Because we're friendly at least and I don't seem a lot. I said I might. Are
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you in Maui? He lives in Maui. I thought I said if we go out and do a movie there
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later this year. Are you there? And I he said I think I'll be back there by then.
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So I think Jim Carrey was just Jim. I didn't ask but I think he won the award
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and I think everything's normal. >> I think he looks great. It's obviously
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Jim Carrey and we should say because we can be sincere, you know, he is brilliant. I mean, his
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>> of course >> physical comedy uh starting with Ace Ventura, which I
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turned down. >> No, you did not. >> I did, but they didn't know it.
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>> Oh my god. >> But Jim Carrey was was way better than anyone else could have been in that role
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because I was watching with Nicholas Cage. They're good buddies in Toronto in
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a movie theater and he he created this new idea of being a comedian on screen like hyper reality like what are you
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doing? I mean just no sense of anything being real and yet he was so committed >> because the guy guys used to raise him
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in the police station raz him hey what are you doing ace and go oh I wonder it's like William makes that so
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>> times 100 >> right and I think I think what they were saying about that back then was it was
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just a goofy movie >> maybe being passed around he says he'll do it he didn't make that much but he's
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like let's just do take a huge huge swing and it'll miss or it'll hit and
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chances where it would miss. But he's he's actually kind of a good-looking
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guy. He has a rubbery face and it's and he's got a good voice and he's very it's
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somewhat something about it is so hilarious. He does it really well. Whatever he's doing on so
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>> fast he beat himself up in a bathroom in one of his movies. I mean he was rubbery
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bodied. I mean he actually when he auditioned for SNL he could put his foot over his head so
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>> um yeah so he's one of a kind welld deserved and the French went this is what they're saying you
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interpret >> is it you or a clone >> well that's what they're saying
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>> is it really him is it mission Impossible mass could could be a mask. Could be a mask.
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>> It's hard to do. Dana, >> I know it is. I do a lot of fake languages.
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>> You do a lot of fake languages and they all sound real >> because I like said Caesar
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pizza. Pizza. What did that What did I just say? That's not the real David Spade. Can't
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you tell? Look at his sunglasses. >> He's got the eye that's having trouble.
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What about um SNL did the thing that we were doing last night. We did Deepo, >> right? And I didn't I wasn't really
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because I saw a comment said I owe owe Earth an apology, but I didn't. >> Oh, really? I think
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>> Yeah, but that's all right. I wasn't Yeah, it's the one comment. But what I
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was really trying to say was that would subconsciously what they're thinking kind would they
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blurt it out kind of like Tourette's but not literally and that was Deepac Chopra
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with the Epstein file saying bring you a girlfriend. I mean his was pretty frisky. I don't judge it. I don't know
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it. I don't think so. Got a frisky kind of thing. So that was just Deepo Chopra
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with sort of involuntarily spasming into his true self, >> right? >> Like love and consciousness and this and
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spank me with a spoon, you [ __ ] >> And then he's he he's convulsing. So
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that's what that we've explained that one. Now, how do we explain what you did
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last week? No, I'm saying I'm saying SNL did Tourette's >> and it got cut. And it also was just
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celebrities blurting out subconscious. >> It was celebrity impressions. Good SNL staple.
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>> Yeah. Mhm. >> That have had their problems in the past and blaming them on Tourette's. Correct.
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>> Yeah, exactly. So, it was kind of like mine. They're blurting out what what
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they really want to say. >> Yes. I thought Sarah Sherman was funny as Jill Xarin
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>> and Keenan uh was he Cosby. I just don't Cosby is such a funny voice
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>> and just said what cuz the man said with the pudding in the dough and it's just
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such a funny rhythm, you know. But yeah, so that's >> Did they cut it because it was
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offensive? But those things on the surface are funny, but if you look too deep about Tourette's, yes, it's a
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little offensive. But >> that's kind of what they do. I don't, you know, I don't think the intent is,
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you know, it's also because Tourette's was in the ether because of the n-word
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debacle like 10 days ago, right? >> So, it was just in the ether. >> Now, here's something for the audience,
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for you. >> All right. >> I'm here to educate you. >> Now, I actually have a question for you.
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>> Um, hang on. Hit the button. >> We still don't know what it means.
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Uh, we will. This is going to be explained. >> We're going to pay it off. Uh, when I
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>> When they say cut for time, >> yes. >> Are they literally pulling that from
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dress and airing it? >> Well, it was >> because nothing gets cut on the air.
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>> No, it must have been No, it can get cut on the air for time, >> but it's not shot and cut,
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>> right? >> If you do it on the air, it's on the air. Well, they they might put it on
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YouTube if they run out of time. Well, no, I see what you're saying. They would
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cut it. Yeah, they would cut it on air. So, if they did it, it meant they had time to do it.
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>> They would use it from dress, but on air it got cut while they're doing it. They
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go, "Let's just do the dress version." >> And then the dress one got leaked or put
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out or they just put it out online. >> They do it. I think it's smart because
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when I saw that, I thought it was funny and I thought it was on the show. >> Yeah. We used to have sketches cut back
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in 1885. >> We're in a covered wagon. >> We didn't have YouTube.
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We had lube. When there were sketches, it was literally us sketching out a scene.
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Lauren Michaels was 17 years old and we had to put ointment on his pimples before the show started.
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>> Before the show started. Why is he old so old? Who is he? But uh yeah, that's
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uh that's cool that things can live on YouTube. You know, >> if we had that, I'm so jealous of that.
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>> Well, we got a lot of stuff on YouTube. You got a lot of Everyone's got a lot of
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stuff on YouTube now. >> Yeah. Now. Way too late. By the way, the uh airport security thing with Sharon
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Stone where I do an Indian guy couldn't do it today. Whoops. uh and Rob Schneider and Kevin Neland. That was 16
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million last year. Now it's like 22 million. I think it's from that era of a
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different kind of era where there was a lot more, you know, kind of >> nonPC stuff.
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>> Yes. Because that's what Marcelo said to us when he was doing an Italian waiter
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sketch. He looked at the Italian waiter sketch from the '9s and he goes, "That
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was so much funnier." But we explained, well, we got to do a lot of different
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edgy stuff then. So, >> yeah, you could have full frontal nudity back then.
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>> Also, oh, we did a we did a gig. Um, >> and while we were gone, we did a gig and
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it was hysterical. >> Dana Carvey, I hate to admit, really crushed. >> Well, I have.
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>> And, uh, it's great. >> You set him up for me. Spade came out
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with total destruction. Spade came out, but Larry Bubbles Brown, your friend, came out, and we can
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explain the bubble now. >> He's our he's our opener. Uh he's a
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brilliant comedian. He's hysterical. And kind of the motif of his act is that
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it's self-deprecating like life didn't work out for him. Someone stole my
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identity, now they can't get laid. And then he says this, >> sort of like it's a someone stole my
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identity, now they can't get laid. And that's like as an emphasis and the
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audience always loves it becomes a catchphrase. So he's selling these and we'll we'll next week we'll tell you
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where you can buy one if you want to buy one. It's fun to have it around if like
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is dinner ready, you know. No. >> So it's any kind of >> and Larry Larry Bubbles Brown he's based
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out of San Francisco. He's um he's a San Francisco treat, you know. >> I remember his name from the old What
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was that? Just for Laughs newspaper and talk about the San Francisco comedy competition, all the clubs, who's
00:25:00
playing where. I love that. >> Yeah. And Paula Poundstone, the great Paula Poundstone,
00:25:06
>> uh, one night was introducing him and just said, "Oh, here is Larry Bubbles
00:25:12
Brown because then he comes out sort of as like, you know, >> oh, he's he's kind of a downer." And is
00:25:18
that where Bubbles came from? >> Yeah. And that's where and then it just
00:25:21
stuck. Larry Bubbles Brown. Oh, you know what's funny is that when I was in one
00:25:25
of these gigs in Oklahoma, this maid gets on the elevator with me housekeeping and she goes, "Uh," she's
00:25:32
an old black lady and I said, "Uh, oh, hey, can I said how you doing today?"
00:25:37
And she goes, "Oh, David Spade, they said you were in the hotel." And I said,
00:25:42
she goes, "Oh, I'm not going to bubble you up like they are. >> I won't bubble you up. I don't I know
00:25:48
you don't want to get bubbled up right now." And I said, "No, I do like to get
00:25:51
bubbled up. Never heard that term in my life. >> It's loved it. Instead of butter you up
00:25:58
sort of or >> I guess Oh, getting all bubbled up. >> Your head all big.
00:26:02
>> Yeah. I don't want to It's like I don't want to fluff your feathers.
00:26:05
>> Yeah. I had one. I I'm not going to tap your tummy. >> Is that what they say?
00:26:11
>> Yeah. I ain't going to tap your tummy. I know everyone here is praising you. They
00:26:14
like Wayne's World, but I ain't tapping your tummy. >> I'm not going to spank your spinter.
00:26:19
>> I knew that's was coming. I will not photograph your private pot. >> Wait, fluff your feathers. A good one.
00:26:30
And a good ego boost. That's it. It's an ego boost. >> Butter your buns.
00:26:34
>> Oh, yeah. Butter your biscuits. Yeah. >> They're usually I had like 17 I was
00:26:40
there a day early, so I had like 17 room service orders, you know, because you can't get a snack. You're in the tower
00:26:47
and you're like, "Uh, >> oh, we were in the tower of a casino hotel and it was it's so busy. There's
00:26:52
so many people there." You know, it's the casino itself is very nice. Thunder
00:26:56
Valley and and for them to pack in 4,000 people. I'm always like, "Where are they
00:27:00
coming from?" It's in the middle of almost nowhere. This is always the case.
00:27:05
>> I was shocked that thing. I went out there and looked I go, "Uh, we're in
00:27:09
trouble." You know, it's actually 4500. Where are they gonna come from? It's a
00:27:14
little bit off the beaten path, >> but Well, >> I loved it. They all show because we
00:27:18
went to dinner and everyone was there going, "Hey, we're all coming to show
00:27:21
because it's your the only once they're all there, there's like three
00:27:24
restaurants." So, >> right. I asked the guy, "Why are you coming to the show?" He goes, "Uh, it's
00:27:30
the only show." >> Yeah. The only game in town. I'll take it. >> In Vegas, there's like 1,900 shows. But
00:27:36
it was an incredible audience. Had a great time. We should go back and some point. Isn't it kind? Go ahead. Go
00:27:45
ahead. >> No, I thought you were going to talk about the war, but I think you got
00:27:47
something for >> Oh, no. The war. Well, wars aren't funny, but Trump is still amusing like
00:27:53
peak. I guess there was a submarine and we uh sunk an Iranian ship and it hadn't
00:28:00
been done since World War II. So, Trump was really nuts since World War II. If you can think about it, look at that.
00:28:06
nuts since World War II. Beat Hexith. He's a smart cookie. He's a tough cookie. He's a cookie monster. But this
00:28:14
this time he went further. I mean, he's a he's a vicious Ding-Dong. You remember
00:28:19
Ding-Dongs? These Ding-Dongs Hostess, you know, a little bit of frosting. They're good. You know, he's a vicious
00:28:25
Ding-Dong. Pig Headworth is a tough He's a moist cookie. He's a honey bun. He's
00:28:31
moist and soft with cinnamon. That guy, he's ahead. He's a He's a Hostess cupcake with a
00:28:39
squiggly frosted. You remember the squiggly? The icing. The icing. There was a squiggle on top of the cupcake.
00:28:46
It's icing. And the press goes, "What are we talking about again?"
00:28:49
>> He's a tough Twinkie. >> He's a tough He's a hoy ho ho. He's a
00:28:55
tough ho ho. You remember Ho Hos? >> Very similar to Ding-Dongs. >> Fencing Ding-Dongs. He's a maple bar.
00:29:02
He's a maple bar. He's a sweet. Remember the maple bars? You got to remember the
00:29:06
bear claws. The claws could bite you like Pete. >> Pete Pizooki. >> He needs oxygen.
00:29:15
>> Pete, by the way, he is a tough word to work into the whole >> I know. Heath. I had some idea of it. I
00:29:23
just went from cookie monster. He's a vicious ding-dong. I thought that was funny. I
00:29:28
>> like remember the squiggles. >> I did this two minutes ago. Remember the
00:29:33
ding-dong? He take a little bit of little bit of uh frosting and chocolate cup cookies. He's a tough ho ho here.
00:29:40
Remember the ho ho? He's a jumbo honey bun soft moist with honey glaze. >> He's a sneaky hostess cupcake. You
00:29:48
remember the squiggles? So that's what I wanted to do, but I just didn't get to.
00:29:52
>> It's funny. >> That was exciting. Then I went to the pharmacy
00:29:56
and I wanted to get a beard trimmer. So I But they're all locked. It's funny.
00:30:02
Shampoo's locked. Everything's locked. >> Even where you are is locked. This is
00:30:05
horrible. >> I know. You got to press a button and then you want to just kind of get
00:30:09
something and get out and there's like customer help for everyone's looking.
00:30:14
Who what does he want? So she comes over. Hi. And so there's regular shavers
00:30:20
in one side and then there's the manscape side and she's like which one?
00:30:23
Which one do you want me to open? Do you want me to open this? Let's open this.
00:30:26
So you want and she holds it up. Do you want this one? The manscape >> a nut sack. And it on the on the front
00:30:32
of it, it says for down there. Oh, no. I just want the Nurokco. You sure? You sure you don't want
00:30:39
>> What do you got going on down there? We want you want to trim the hedges a bit.
00:30:44
>> And then she says, "Do you know Joe Dirt?" But >> dude, I do that. I about to buzz the
00:30:49
buzzer. And the guy with the keys comes out, takes it, and they go like this. We
00:30:53
got aisle four. Uh yeah, it's like preparation, all that stuff. So, they come in and I'm like, I don't know if
00:31:00
you need to if you have to lock up the toothpicks, folks. I think we're losing
00:31:03
the battle against crime. >> Yeah, we we've got uh Paul Mitchell shampoo for everyday use, everybody.
00:31:10
Let's tighten it up in here. I'm going to open this up. I want everyone to be
00:31:15
on alert. All right, you two. >> When we open it, if we get rushed, >> we're going to have to use a drill.
00:31:22
>> Yeah. I'm not even interested in anything that's not locked up because
00:31:26
I'm like, what are this? Just shows me what's valuable. I'm like, oh, so the
00:31:30
Q-tips are what everybody wants. >> It was weird. They had Joe Dirt signed
00:31:35
autograph posters aisle four, the Joe Dirt poster, and they were locked up. Let's
00:31:40
>> They were locked up. I did a signing. I just sat there with a card table and
00:31:44
signed them. >> Yeah. You did your pharmacy tour last summer and you signed.
00:31:48
>> I do all the CVS's, all the big ones. Haha. You No, I got to tell you that
00:31:54
it's it the crime in LA. I don't know if people think we're joking. They lock up
00:31:59
almost everything in in the pharmacy. And so you go in and you go, I got to get this. Then they got to unlock it.
00:32:05
I'm like, and then the and then the people, you know, the mayor like, you know, you should really work on making
00:32:11
your store safer and locking more things up. I'm like, how about we just don't
00:32:16
let people steal it, you know, like let's make more laws about that. They're
00:32:19
like, no. >> That's crazy. That is crazy. >> The whole What am I saying?
00:32:22
>> In New York City on the corner when I was back there doing Biden last summer,
00:32:25
living on 57th Street in this hotel, >> the pharmacy on the corner had like an
00:32:31
army man, a flack jacket and I guess an AK-47 with combat boots just standing to
00:32:37
the opening the whole time. You know, it's kind of intimidating. And you know,
00:32:41
I'm just I'd like to get a Cadberry bar and sudden I've got a Glock 45 in my
00:32:47
face. Quickly, just this is an abba zaba if you want to pat me down. >> Yeah, you know, I hope you keep your
00:32:54
grenades holstered because I'm just looking for bazooka Joe. You know, I just
00:33:04
pardon me for having an extra peppermint patty. If you keep, you know, your beating
00:33:11
baton, you know, kind of holstered. I I just want to maybe get a a diet Pepsi if
00:33:16
I could. He was like, >> "No, you're a wonderful SWAT team. It's
00:33:22
great if a criminal gang comes in here. I'm sure you would be terrific to have,
00:33:26
but I just want sort of a smaller >> Cadberry. I love it so much. So funny.
00:33:36
>> Just trying to get a couple lifesavers." I know. So, in our comedian brains,
00:33:41
we're trying to go the weaponization of the guy, the baton, the grenades, versus
00:33:46
the the more meek and friendly and the normal people that are terrified to go in
00:33:53
>> because the worst is when you're standing there waiting for the 4-hour
00:33:57
line and then someone just rips something out, walks out, and they're like, "We're not allowed to follow and
00:34:02
we get fired." I'm like, "Something's wrong with that system."
00:34:06
Do you ever turn around at a pharmacy, especially a crowded one, and you just grab something, you turn back and 19
00:34:12
people have gotten in line, while you turned away for a second? I just >> I bought myself a half hour.
00:34:20
>> Have you ever gotten your pills and they're like putting all your pills out?
00:34:24
Everyone looks and then they go, "Do you need a pharmacist to tell you how to uh
00:34:29
uh put these uh how to how to do these?" And I go, "I I know how suppositories
00:34:34
work. I just stick them up my butt. Yeah. But hole. Yeah. >> You just stick them up your bung hole.
00:34:40
>> I think it's sweet, you know, when a senior and I really very elderly
00:34:46
gentleman kind of trundles up and and he goes, "Hey, I" and he's got his joke
00:34:52
that you can tell he's used a thousand times. It's something sweet about it.
00:34:56
Hey, uh, there's a rumor that there's some medications waiting for me, you
00:35:01
know, and you can tell it's his go-to do thing. >> That's funny. >> I know. And the people are so friendly.
00:35:07
They're like, "Yes, Mr. Wilkins. Just like last week." Anyway,ies are weird.
00:35:13
You know, my whole deal with Mhm. >> I know. Let's not get you going. >> Don't get me going on that. Save it for
00:35:20
next week. >> All right. Let's do Let's do our fiveh hour thing. >> Yes. Yes. you guys.
00:35:26
>> Mhm. This is your >> We're going to do Buzzing Around Applause.
00:35:32
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or Amazon. >> And this this one today >> is going to be if you get a scenario, I'll bark out a
00:36:04
few celebrities. >> Okay. I haven't seen John Kennedy in a while. >> I'm going to put him on a um a life raft
00:36:12
after the cruise ship sank. So, they're on a life raft in the ocean. Let's I'm
00:36:17
thinking of maybe um >> Travolta. I think Travolta uh because I did him at that casino and I kind of
00:36:24
like visiting 1972 John who's the nicest celebrity I've ever met if it's
00:36:30
possible. >> Uh and then I guess Senator John Kennedy is always fun in the life raft and you
00:36:36
can always chime in. Um and then I just maybe >> I think it'd be funny if Dylan's in the
00:36:44
life raft too. I'm trying to think of the most. And uh maybe Michael Kaine and
00:36:51
and uh u one >> Timothy Shalomé and then maybe Burgess Meredith. >> Okay, I'll cover that.
00:37:01
>> Okay, I'll throw to you as >> Okay. Yeah, you know what I mean.
00:37:04
>> Okay. All right. Here we go. So, they're in the life. This is so ridiculous.
00:37:10
>> So dumb. >> You know, I'm kind of suddenly I'm being punchy. Yeah. You know, this is like so
00:37:16
weird. I'm in the middle of nowhere in a life raft. You know, there's no paddles
00:37:21
or anything. I say we just paddle with our hands and try to get the Fiji or something like that.
00:37:28
>> Fiji. >> What do you think, Senator John Kennedy? >> Says their phone name.
00:37:33
>> Did Did I Did I Did I just wake up in stupid town? You're suggesting
00:37:43
that we will paddle with our hands 5,000 miles to the island of Fiji. Your words,
00:37:51
not mine. >> What do you say, Bob? Bob Dylan. Hey, there's no rules when it comes to
00:37:59
paddling. We can go any way we want. We can paddle with the left hand, paddle with the right hand, as long as we're
00:38:05
going in the right direction. Right. Michael Keane. Uh, I think it's obvious that we should
00:38:14
light a flare. There's no reason there's no reason to bloody paddle across the
00:38:21
Atlantic Ocean or Pacific, wherever the [ __ ] we are. >> If it could light a flare, right,
00:38:28
Timothy? Hey. Hey, come on, man. No, seriously. We should let a flare, man. Hey, this is Timothy Shadow. We should I
00:38:36
I play Marty Supreme. We should definitely light a flare, MAN. OH, WE COULD light a flare. I'm telling you,
00:38:41
man. Ryan, Burgess, Meredith Paddling. This paddling's going to ho your appointment, Rock. You can't paddle
00:38:50
any paddle for 20 years. I got appointment. We got to have Stallone in the life raft then. Hey.
00:39:00
Hey. Hey. What? What do you mean? How we going to battle? We don't have a paddle.
00:39:04
You know what I'm saying? >> This paddling's going to ho your rock.
00:39:08
It's going to po it. Point a minute. And >> no, I need I need a defibrill.
00:39:22
Hey, I think it's a great idea. Just pedal everyone. Right, Senator John K. Now, did I wake up one morning? You're
00:39:31
This is what you call a mad house. Your words, not mine. Your words, not mine. >> I'm not known for my physicality.
00:39:41
I I'm not I am 75 years old and you want me to paddle 3,000 miles? >> I'll be doing the navigational uh
00:39:54
participation. And you know, by the way, uh, the cruise ship is about 50 ft from us, so this
00:40:04
fantasy is just all over. Let's get Let's get back on board. Get back on
00:40:09
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00:40:37
>> Still going around. >> By the way, >> get warmed up then we stop. Go ahead.
00:40:42
>> Oh, there's the there's the ship that got blowed up. >> Who's that?
00:40:47
>> That's that's Travolta seeing the Iranian ship. >> You know, this is like weird. is a ship
00:40:53
that got blowed up by the peak ha sky. You know, he's Trump says he's tough
00:40:58
like a ding dong. You know, >> by the way, do you think this war, how is it going to affect the Riad Comedy
00:41:05
Festival? I think that's what everyone's asking. >> Is there another one?
00:41:09
>> I'm sure next year. Yeah. >> Oh, >> it might they might have to put a pause
00:41:15
in it. They might have to put a a pin in it. >> Yeah. just uh you know like don't want
00:41:19
to have to do comedy with a flat jacket on. You know what I'm saying? >> Yeah,
00:41:24
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stories. Even though we're running late, let's see what a couple stories so
00:43:10
people want them. Okay. >> A woman sent her ex-boyfriend over 1,000 pounds of onions so that she could make
00:43:18
him cry the same way he made her cry. >> I like they have this AI photo of this
00:43:23
guy scratching his head. This is probably >> This is a fake story. It's like a joke.
00:43:30
>> Well, it's it's it's not real. Nobody sends a,000 >> pounds. You know how much money you
00:43:36
would have to spend? >> Well, the energy and the >> one onion. >> Yeah. Uh I think that this is made up.
00:43:43
I'm going out on a limb. It's a hot take. But >> how about just put a fart in a jar? It's
00:43:48
a lot cheaper. >> That's what I do. And when I'm in a pinch for a present,
00:43:55
>> fart in a jar. >> There's girls that sell those and you would be shocked, Dana.
00:44:00
I I I have to cover your ears and protect you from what's going on out there.
00:44:04
>> I don't want to think about it. There was a Christmas tradition at the Carvey
00:44:08
House. We're in our 20s where >> we fart in a jar. >> You would do a diversionary gift and see
00:44:13
if someone was sad, you know, like you don't a gift would be a bottle of Hines
00:44:17
ketchup and go, "You like it, don't you? It's bottle of hind ketchup." And they
00:44:20
look disappointed. And then my brother had a little keyboard and we'd sing a
00:44:24
song. You can take it. You could take it. Take it. Take it back. You know, return it. So,
00:44:29
>> okay. >> Well, those sound like fun Christmases, right? This sounds really good.
00:44:33
>> That sounds like a blast. >> All right, next story. >> By the way, we didn't tell the audience.
00:44:41
You did Chopping Broccoli and you did an acoustic version. >> That was >> Remember that, Heather?
00:44:47
>> I started on piano. >> Heather filmed it. >> Oh, yeah. I started on piano and then
00:44:52
some some clubs didn't have pianos back. This was preNL and then I sort of adapted a a D little to C to little E
00:45:00
little run. >> Yeah, I know the language. >> Um, this is that this is that
00:45:06
masterclass thing. Okay, here's our next story. Lamar Odum claims he'd be in the
00:45:11
Hall of Fame if not for his quote great cocaine summers. >> Yeah, I'm happy for him. He's joyous. He
00:45:20
he made a choice. Uh, he won a title, didn't he? Yeah. With the Lakers. Yeah,
00:45:26
I think so. >> I mean, also, people are mad that he didn't he break up with Khloe twice.
00:45:32
I don't know. That probably stung him a little bit in the votes. >> Never break up. Now, here's one rule of
00:45:38
life. If you've landed a Kardashian with a 7 billion dollar empire, never break
00:45:45
up with a Kardashian. >> My words, not yours. >> My theory. Mhm. >> already single.
00:45:54
>> Um I >> Okay. Okay. >> Next story. >> I was trying to think of something to
00:46:00
Okay. >> There wasn't much there. Don't worry. >> Yeah. I'll tell you in a second. Mhm.
00:46:05
Okay. I don't know what this is. Let's see it. >> Me that most of the customers in Los
00:46:10
Angeles are paid actors. >> Yeah. How do you know that? Because I am one. It's the best acting job in
00:46:16
Hollywood. Or at least the one that's the most >> This would be shocking. How did you get
00:46:18
started in this? It was during Rick Caruso's campaign to show that he was successful, which I go to without being
00:46:26
paid. >> Yeah, it's quite a place. This guy is saying thriving. He's an actor and to
00:46:34
make money, they go to the Grove and walk around. Look at the beginning of every shift, you get your loop.
00:46:41
>> And he he's paid to hang out at the Grove. >> Yeah. Why? His loop was parking lot to
00:46:47
the theaters and back. >> He's not a security guard. It's just so >> Look at he was an escalator guy for the
00:46:52
first 6 months. He used to go up and down the >> down to the people that ride on the
00:46:55
trolley. Those are all extras. You don't need as many cuz that's obviously the
00:46:59
trolley people are getting. >> So what? He just walks around. That's his job.
00:47:02
>> Live extras on. What are the conversations having improv or what? What are you saying? Yeah, mine's
00:47:08
non-speaking. >> Oh, he's a non-speaking interaction or anything like that. There's a few
00:47:12
speaking. So he just walks. >> But does he have a little sign? Does he wear a little hat that says the grove?
00:47:16
How do you know he's not just a dude walking around? >> No, he just they
00:47:21
>> I don't understand. >> They want that they want the grove to look packed is what he's saying. So they
00:47:26
pay them to come. >> Okay, there I go. So there is a reason they just pay people to look like the
00:47:31
Grove is Yeah. >> look like it's bustling. >> And right after CO he's saying they had
00:47:36
to do that and he got paid and his loop was escalators, movie theater, and back.
00:47:41
And someone else is like, I go to the fountain and to Zara. >> What a job. I mean, it's got to be at
00:47:47
least 15 bucks an hour. It's It's LA, right? >> I could get my steps. My maximum steps
00:47:53
in one day is still 13,000, which is considered nothing. >> Well, where are you strolling or are you
00:48:00
actually working? >> You know what you could do is walk down the hill where you live.
00:48:06
>> Wrong. >> Walk down the hill to the bottom. >> Not back up. and then grind back up.
00:48:11
>> No, Dana. Yeah. Dana, no. >> Heather could film me doing it. Sorry.
00:48:16
>> Oh, you could do it >> easy. >> You're the people I almost hit coming up
00:48:20
my hill because there's no sidewalk. >> Here's an impression of me going up your
00:48:26
hill when I drive up it. Okay. >> On the way to your place. >> Oh, drive. Here's my impression of you.
00:48:34
Here's you walking up my hill. No stress. >> Here's me trying to reach for the
00:48:43
intercom to get to the gate. >> Separated shoulder. Then you look at the gate and it's like,
00:48:51
uh-uh. Uh-uh. Hey, Heather. >> Here's Bobby Lee pulling in my gate. Scrape. He wasn't even looking.
00:49:00
>> He wanted to scrape. >> I know. It's really a badge of honor >> because instead of wiping his butt, he
00:49:06
scraped it along the pipes. Now, >> it's a good It's a good story.
00:49:09
>> Sorry. >> All right, one more punchy story. >> I know what I was going to say.
00:49:16
>> You would have been the greatest uh cast member in the history of SNL if you
00:49:21
hadn't insisting uh when you were off camera wearing the Gap Girl outfit. That was so was that back
00:49:30
>> to Lamar or I would have been in the SNL Hall of Fame if not for that. >> Yeah, but you were always dressed in the
00:49:36
Gap, you know. David, do you have any sketches? And I'd look over and you'd be
00:49:40
in the Gap girl outfit and I'm like, this is not >> what is at the time it seemed like it
00:49:45
made sense cuz I'd wear it to the cast party afterwards and everything, but it
00:49:48
was stupid and it kept me out of the first ballot hall of fame. >> I went to the Emmys dressed as the
00:49:55
church lady once. Yeah, that was fun. >> Jesus. Oh boy. >> Oh boy, that was not good.
00:50:04
>> Well, well. >> All right, we're going to end with a banger. This story is
00:50:08
>> All right, this is it. Pressure's on. Drum roll. >> Amanda say fried wore a prosthetic
00:50:12
butthole for her new movie Testament of Ann Lee. >> Why? >> I think I need more to the story. I Oh,
00:50:20
there's her with her regular butthole. That's just her. Where do we in the press line? I don't
00:50:28
even know what this movie is about. >> Why do you need a >> That would that would denote there's
00:50:35
some uh filmography around that particular part of her anatomy and yet she wanted a fake one. What does it say
00:50:44
right there where it says is this People magazine? Oh, it's page six. Amanda had
00:50:49
a cool and exciting time using the prosthetic butthole filming. Read more. Yeah, we need more to this story,
00:50:56
>> right? Well, this may have to be a cliffhanger for next week's podcast.
00:51:00
>> Well, if you're showing your BH, you might be showing your P also. Let's be
00:51:05
honest. I don't want >> I don't know. This is a wiener heavy show. It's I think we've jumped the
00:51:09
>> This show is the disaster. >> Can I just say something about that
00:51:12
actress from my favorite film this year, Housemade? >> Housemaid. >> Did she get an award nomination at least
00:51:19
for that? >> She was good in The House Made. Yeah. Could we give She could have She was
00:51:24
kind of a co-star. She could have got a supporting actress. >> She did get best butthole.
00:51:30
She got most realistic butthole. >> All right, we've passed what we have now officially done. I know
00:51:37
we're in a weird butthole 20 times. >> Oh, no. Don't. >> Next week was happening.
00:51:50
>> I know. We didn't know what was happening. A lot of people ran. >> I'm sorry.
00:51:56
>> Larry's like, "That's not how you do it. That's not You're ruining it."
00:51:59
>> Well, this is just my new toy. We'll be back next week. How you can get it and
00:52:03
you have it out in the kitchen. >> I like that we're plugging other people's merch. We don't even have our
00:52:07
own >> We don't have our own merch. >> Where's our fly on the wall sweatshirts?
00:52:10
Those sold out fast. We got to get new ones. >> I want I like the the sweatpants. I wear
00:52:15
them to the gym because they're more comfortable and no one notices that they
00:52:18
say fly. >> No, they're cool. So, that's kind of cool, right? >> Yeah. Uh, okay. Well, thanks for coming
00:52:24
on, Dana. I know you're a busy boy. >> I love being on the David Spade show.
00:52:29
>> And my uh I hopefully by next week I'll be all right. >> I'm wearing sunglasses next week. I'm
00:52:34
just going to pre pre-order that. >> Come see me in Durham or Charlotte coming up or Nashville or Pittsburgh
00:52:45
or >> He Spade is a killer. I was going on second that night and I was in the wings
00:52:53
and I just said to the sound guy, "Is there any way we can give her a light or
00:52:57
>> cuz you were you were levitating the room and I was like fire." >> You know what we did that was good after
00:53:03
Dana crushed and then we went out together >> to go, "Hey everybody." And then we saw
00:53:09
two sweet young women dressed as guards and one is Joe Dur. >> Joe Dur. And they were together standing
00:53:17
together. That was hysterical in the front row. >> I can't even. That's a psych.
00:53:21
>> That was a picture. >> That was great. We should have gotten a picture with him. But uh
00:53:25
>> next time we do something that big, we should get a picture. I've had it come
00:53:28
out so we're like in the audience behind us cuz a lot of people don't believe it
00:53:33
was 45. >> We'll post it. >> And we will post it. Yeah. >> Uh okay, let's do it. And I will see you
00:53:39
guys soon. We'll see you next week. Thank you for coming. >> Thank you for being Thank you for being
00:53:44
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