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my wife cuz they're eating the afterbirth. Well, who doesn't eat the afterbirth?
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>> Who would pass it up? >> Um, if you're a bird, that's like, >> yeah, >> my hair right now, I'm the co-star to my
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hair. It's just too much hair for my tiny face. So, I need to take it down. >> If you put more product and grew it five
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more inches, you could be the basist for like Ario Speed Wagon. >> The Blue Oyster Cult.
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>> I'm going to burn your dick off. Remember that part where he had him spread eagle and he's had a laser.
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>> Goldfinger, what do you want me to do? I want you to die, Mr. >> I want you to die.
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Sounded like love it. >> Hey, I didn't mean no harm, David. Come on. I'm your daddy. I'm entitled to a
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little bit of sugar. You look like you're about to get interrogated by >> Do I look Don't
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I I feel like I look like I'm in black and white, >> right? There is a little bit of Felix
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the Cat in you. You know, >> you look warm and cozy. I thought I look great today. Then I Well, we'll tell the
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millions of fans. >> Let's just let's moving. >> Let's come clean right now. >> Right. Everyone's freaking out. The
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message boards are lighting up. Um, >> we'll go to the phones in a minute, but the story is I'm moving
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>> and I am in my >> new place, >> which I haven't moved in yet, but >> because of the timing of these podcasts
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and the high high demand >> is that >> we had to get one done today and so we just moved this over to the new place
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and it's so much more complicated. Even though it looks like we don't give a fat [ __ ] about this, we put millions
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of hours, manh hours into this. You're over there stacking five of our energy boxes. That's half your day. I'm over
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here. >> Look at my Can you guess what's behind me in the >> Are those the Beatles songs? Are the
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Beatles? >> That is uh >> is that Revolver? >> Beatles. This is uh Meet the Beatles
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Capital Records. Signed by all four Beatles. Whoops. >> A rarity. Whoop. >> That's really hard to get.
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I I'm prepared to hand you >> $5,000 for those >> 500. >> I know because you're a bit of a a nose
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hound for uh >> forese John Lennon's glasses or Elvis's belt and you know I like that stuff too.
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I think it's >> I got a good Marilyn Monroe thing too but nose hound is what they called me in
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college when I was around the coana. I can't imagine you with Coca-C. >> Yeah, it's not working.
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>> Does it have a window? >> I No, I know. I know what you're going to say. I know.
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>> No, no. I just You know what we're going to say? If it has >> Just Just stare at the window. this is
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the best lighting, which it is, but my fragile eyes and retinas and irises can't handle it.
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>> What you do is you um you have drapes and you can narrow it and then you have
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this sort of it's it's got little tiny holes that like it's sheen. It's almost like a
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plastic sheet that it diffuses the light. >> You'll see. >> Do you think my left side of my
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billboard forehead is too bright, Heather? Should I put that one down a little bit?
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>> Well, what why is Flying the Wall in black and white and you're in black and white?
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>> I don't know cuz we're new and we >> I wish fiveour energy was somehow in black and white because I feel like I'm
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watching an old movie. >> No, I don't think I can do that. Just down that one down a little bit. I'm
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just trying to get some color in me because it's so >> Okay. >> Yeah, just turn it off. That's fine. I
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mean, it's really no win situation. And everyone's bored of [ __ ] tears, but moving is a pain. But Heather and Evan
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came here yesterday and really it's so much crap to put cameras and lighting. >> Oh, no. It's This should in a perfect
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world, this is like just a test and then we >> Yeah, we messed up something on the
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camera with the color, but we'll fix it. So anyway, let's get right down to >> Let's get down to this to the whole
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nitty-gritty. >> I have stuff to talk about, but you want to start? I know what you want to start
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with. Well, we basically, you know, I live on a farm and our caretaker put his two horses in our front pasture and
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they're our friends and everything. We feed them carrots, la >> and one of them is pregnant and then we
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didn't know what was going to happen. So, I was up with Non playing the Woodland Park outdoor event
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>> and that was this it was the crowd was great, but it's a 40 foot high stage. Um, there's no screens and they're just
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like it's like Woodstock. They're just out there. I had I had I had some relatives coming and they were probably
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150 yards from me >> and they and they they they said we thought we thought it was real funny.
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But anyway, so then I flew back here >> after you know. Oh, there. >> Oh, see that's the baby at the end. Yeah,
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>> I know. And I'm calling the baby or for now the the working name is David. David
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Spade >> full name. Look at little Spidey. That's me and Farley. >> Uh yeah, without any stairwell nearby.
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>> No stairwells. >> Just cement stairs. >> So we we woke up Tuesday. Uh Paul, there
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were shrieking coyotes cuz the baby was born and they were shrill like, >> "Oh, did they want in on the action?"
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>> Yeah. While the mother So the mother looked like it was dead. The mother was just limp in the field. So was the baby.
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So it's like, "Let's get the baby before the mother can protect it." >> Whoa. >> So we called our caretaker and he came
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down. He came down the little road here like 70 miles an hour. So what happened was she had had collic, gave her a shot.
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So she her teeth wouldn't come out. She couldn't lactate. So it was getting hot up here and the babies really it would
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get up and fall down and get up fall down. So we were kind of worried. So he did all this stuff for hours. Gave it a
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second shot. So blah blah blah blah. Stayed all night, 24 hours. We kept saying, "Can we do anything? Take it to
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a vet or anything." And then by the next day it was fine. But we had at one point
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50 vultures hit the front field. vultures, you know, the And they were eating the afterbirth.
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Could you do that? >> That's a delicacy in some bird. >> I was like, what are they doing out
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there? My wife goes, they're eating the afterbirth. Well, who doesn't eat the afterburn?
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>> Who would pass it up? >> Um, if you're a bird, that's like, >> yeah, >> so it's it's nature, man. I know you
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like everything called, you know, >> sort of like structure >> homogenized and big city
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>> buildings and steel and concrete. >> We have vultures, we have coyotes, we have horses given birth and so
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everything worked out great. >> So it's really cute. Mhm. >> Oh, we have a new picture. Same picture.
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There you go. >> Well, I I had a video I sent, too, if you want to see. >> Oh, really? If they have it.
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>> I don't know. It's up to Heather. >> I know. It's a new place. who might not have all the bells and whistles of the
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regular super produced podcast. >> I I know. Well, it does look interesting. >> I had a white shirt on, but I put this
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black coat on cuz I go, it's so white and it was so reflective. Like, I don't know. We're fixing. We'll have it all
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set in a couple months. It's incredible. Come on. >> I will say that the other day I did go
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to my local pub and watch the World Cup. And you don't know anything about this,
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but the World Cup is uh on right now. >> I saw it at the Seattle. >> I will say people like, "You going to
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watch World Cup?" I'm like, "Yeah, and it was fun, but I'm like I didn't know this whole [ __ ] summer." Like it's I
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thought it'd be a cute long weekend. Couple games. >> Well, how long does it go? How long
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>> into July to the end of July, I think. >> Damn. >> Yeah. Yesterday. Well, at press time, the USA will have
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played Bosnia, Hergasa, Zovia, played two countries at once and won. >> How could a country with that name
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actually win? I mean, it's a it's demoralizing because even the players can't pronounce it. We are from Bosnia,
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>> I'm from Basnia. I'd like to buy a vowel. >> I'm from Basnia and I'm very casual
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within my attitude. I'm plasma hoska. We are the country of try to score on us if you will. Oh, by
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the way, with the horse thing beforehand before we leave this subject completely.
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Well, this is something that's be very you. So, we're there's horse people out there. We go to a party like three days
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before. >> This woman talks about well mostly the everything's fine but about one out of
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30 they don't really breach. So sometimes the face will come out and then pop back in and then come out and
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pop back in. I'm like, "Okay, now one hoof might come out. Don't do anything. Don't pull on one hoof." She's telling
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me this at a party like >> you're like, "I'm not going to cross my mind to pull it out."
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>> Two hoofves come out >> and the head comes out, then you just lean back and and bring
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>> No, that was the advice. Yeah, she was giving me advice. If it's laying back and and the head comes out goes, hey,
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can anybody give me a hand? >> If it goes like this and goes, >> Dana, Dana, help
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pull. And you're like, I shouldn't get involved. >> It's so funny. Don't pull on one leg and
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like I'm going to do this. >> I'm always about experts. Hire an expert. Cuz one time we had a smell
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under the house and uh like you want to get in that crawl space me. I go with a flashlight. Well, is there a guy we can
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hire that his entire job is to get in a crawl space with a weird smell? Let's find that guy that's in heaven down
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there. >> They're doing 10 times a day. I get it. >> Okay, that's the end of my >> I used to say when I used to um do stand
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up and I wasn't doing good, guy would stand on the side and go, "Shaky legs, Colt.
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Shaky legs, Colt." >> Oh, shaky legs, Colt. That's That means you're a new colt, which is a new horse,
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>> right? and you're shaky out there. >> And you're a little shaky like yours. You got to get your legs like when I
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used to skateboard. So, you got to really get some confidence. But I guess your boy uh got some confidence.
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>> Oh, it was it was at least uh a full day of Charlie Chapman slapstick or Buster
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Katon. It would jaunt and then just boom, slow. >> I didn't walk for a week, I don't think.
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>> So, that's not long. A day is good. Also, back to USA uh versus whatever. >> I will say it was nice cuz to see the
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whole bar unified instead of like the Eagles versus the Cowboys yelling back and forth. Everyone's pulling for the
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USA, which you never see anymore. And they were literally chanting USA after a goal, which
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>> you're kidding. >> You never see that. >> Wow. >> Isn't that crazy? I mean, 10 seconds. It
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faded fast. But that was kind of cool because you know in in the same day where I see
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on the news someone in San Diego a couple got they had a American flag in their yard and or sticking out on a pole
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and they HOA said take it down. it offends people and you're like in this day and age I think everyone's
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USA I I don't know if it's great prospects in the future but if if you could probably put up any other flag of
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any other country and you wouldn't catch flack but that was that that sort of caught me off guard.
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>> Yeah, that's that's a that's a surprise. >> And it is Fourth of July weekend. Can
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you bend the the rules I guess? HOA. >> Is it okay for France to kind of root for France? Is it okay for Germany? Is
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it okay for the USA to kind of go, >> they're not perfect, but are we the suckiest place on earth?
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>> We're here. Yeah. This, you know, >> can we root for our team without Oh, no.
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>> I mean, I are hot dogs offensive. I mean, I guess anything that reminds people of Fourth of July in America.
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>> This 250 when it gets over will be fine with me because people it just brings up
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so much hostility. >> Oh, yeah. And it's a little bit of a havsy move, you know? I mean, you you
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get the centennial, you get that. You get the bicesentennial. >> Oh, a 250 is >> two and a half is not as sexy. Let's go
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three and then go. >> I agree. I mean, 100 200 I'll give it. >> Yeah, but two and a half. It's a
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stretch. >> The bicesentennial was a big deal when I was very small. D I was very tiny.
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>> God, you were like in seventh grade. >> Yes, I was like two years old. Yeah. >> So, what
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>> was 14? >> She was made her day, man. Super happy. >> By the way, oh, I do my big joke about
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if Iran has to play the USA. >> Oh, yeah. What's your what's your bid on that? And I'm like I was like awkward if
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they have to play them in the World Cup. Like you guys aren't still mad, are you?
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Like those bombs were four days ago. Are we still talking about this? >> We still And also probably if we play
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Iran, they would just block the tunnel and control the traffic in the tunnel. >> All right.
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>> The locker room, the stadium, >> you know, because it's part of their thing. >> By the way, are we still And are we
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still at war or peace or somewhere in a gray area in the middle? Um, I've seen this play before. I come
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from another time. When I heard Middle East war, I went, "Huh, that may be >> drag out."
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>> Yeah. You basically you throw in special ops guys that just keep an eye on the
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country. They blend in. Looks like they got some nuclear dust. You drop a bomb on them. But this this thing all I want
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to know when anybody or there's a brain trust even making a movie there's a brain trust everyone should get around
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and go we're all so excited but what could go wrong let's spend two hours of what could go wrong
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>> right let's do that first because I mean even Ukraine I felt it was sort of pitched like it's going to be a long
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weekend maybe go into next week worst case they always sort of sound like it's cut and dry and it's not
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>> very complex >> it's a twoe Then >> when Ukraine gets absolutely no attention, it's still all that and
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they're like guys remember we were like the story and now it's also I think the problem is they're saying there's no
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like leader of Iran so it's like you know you're at a car dealership in CTO's Autosquare and they're like bro it's me
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I'm the guy to talk to. >> Well yeah because they blew up the the Ayatollah then they blew up another 50
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guys. Well, these are the final leaders and then them and then there's like more
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coming. You're right, guy. As you I do used cars in Bakara. >> Yeah, I'm the guy. You talk to me, I
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talk to my guys. I They run all the dealerships. We So, it's sort of uh complex, but we won't dwell on that.
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Well, I'll say this is is a not even political at all, but warfare's changed because of drones and Ukraine has become
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adept and it's really Samson and Goliath or Goliath and David basically would be
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a better analogy. But >> so you can take you can get a $3,500 little put bomb to it and shoot a
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million of those a big aircraft carrier, >> right? >> So we need to reinvent the way we have
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weapons. >> It's real Ashford and Simpson. What? >> Remember that singing duo? >> No, I was trying to think of an
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equivalent. >> I know you're thinking of s Sam sa what? Samson and Goliath or David and Goliath?
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>> David and Goliath. But all those guys >> Samson was the guy who was really strong
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and then didn't >> he cut his hair or something? >> The woman wanted to cut his hair and
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then he was weak. He was the first whipped uh >> biblical character. >> I think it was he he didn't cut his
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hair. I think he the girl made him get a perm and then he got weak. >> The girl gave him a tattoo of a heart
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and then he had no power. >> Wil wilted. >> Okay, so more stuff. I I did have >> a problem with my swimming pool before I
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sold it and I had to get it fixed. Really? And it's a great story. I'm going to save it for next week because
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it's called a teaser. Well, that's the thing. before when you sell houses. Um, you got
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>> Yeah. I was troubleshooting my own place going like, >> "Yeah, >> before someone says, "Oh, there's a
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crack in that [ __ ] fence." You go, "Oh, I took care of it already." >> So, I did. I troubleshoot it. And then,
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>> yeah, >> the problem was something was built wrong. And obviously, I should fix it. But then
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I go, "Well, h if it was built wrong, how did it pass inspection to where I bought it?"
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Exactly. I wish I could say I don't know what you're talking about. >> Right. I'm too honest. So, we found the
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guy that fixed it and he kind of didn't do me a solid. So, let's save it for next week.
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>> All right. Well, it's juicy. >> We had it here. We >> And I'm naming names because I got I'm
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going to give them a week to say, "Hey, we got to make this right." >> Oh, >> yeah. Because they should the people
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should know. These are two words, new homeowners or people trying to you you don't want to hear if you're the
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homeowner or the new or trying to buy a home. Um, it's got mold and dry rot. Other than that, it's perfect. Mold and
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dry rot. >> Mold, dry rot, and fire ants. Mostly in the bedrooms. Uh, yeah, I fixed
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everything. It took it took months because it's so it was complicated issue, but I did I took care of it. So,
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come by, Dana. You might need it. You can buy it out of your bar tab, >> right? I might I might if if the stocks
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do what I want them to do. We'll see what's going on with that >> change. Oh, yeah. You got money. You got
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moolaf flow. I I left a lot of lot of coins on the table. You know, you j casino royale, you know, with the
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new bond cat. You know, the guy's eye is bleeding. You know, you were one of those two cats. Okay. I like when
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everyone everyone James Bond has got this mystique to where the producers about once every two months float out Harry
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Styles might be the next J. They just keep it alive by just saying anyone and then people vote in oh we chime in
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chirping and you go who cares really at a certain point let's just make >> well well because a lot of people just
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totally connect to Shan Conry >> Sean Conry and I thought it was smart when they just didn't try to do anything
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like Roger Moore Pierce Bronson who did great jobs and they went with Daniel Craig
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>> you know >> who never did a pushup never did a push-up. >> I swore up and down he'll never do
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another one. Then they threw a couple bucks his way and he guess what? On the set the first day reporting for Booty.
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That's not bad. I like a good fun. I told you that when I was at the Oscars. >> Oh,
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>> preandemic. I think I went backstage and there's a bar there and Daniel Craig is
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there in a tuxedo having a martini and I said, "Are you ever out of character?" Yeah,
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>> but he's a character actor, that guy, you know, >> and he and he went Wayne's world. Party
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on. Excellent. >> Oh, yeah. That was >> Wayne's world. >> Yeah. Party on. Party on. Yeah. I don't
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need anything off that. >> I'm getting my summer cut. >> We've heard a lot of teasers about
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>> Well, clearly I haven't gotten it, but I'm getting it. It's way overwhelming.
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You get a trim. You're like somebody who has someone in a closet waiting to come
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out to trim your hair. The thing when you're rich on the road, if you're doing the road, the first sign
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is you travel with a barber. >> Yeah. Yeah. Not me though. I don't know how I don't do that. But I'm saying
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that's I know two people that travel with barbers. They just have so much money they just are burning it. They're
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just like, I need this guy and I need a >> Oh, you need a masseuse, a barber, accountant, a therapist, you know,
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>> somebody pop my zip. The main thing is don't let someone cutting your hair get
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too chatty. You know, they get chatty and you're talking and all of a sudden what happened to
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>> that's the whole thing. All of a sudden you look like you right now. So what's
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the summer cut? What's the plan? Do we have some inspo pics we can show the audience?
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>> You come up with a phrase and it become that's >> inspo pics is real I think right
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Heather. >> Yeah. Inspo. So you bring in a bunch of pictures of people you like. This is
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that this is what I say to people and I don't know if you took my advice but >> never lead with your hair.
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>> No, I did not take that. >> See that guy with his hair. >> So my hair right now, I'm the co-star to
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my hair. It's just too much hair for my tiny face. So I need to take it down. >> If you put more product and grew it five
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more inches, you could be the basist for like Ario Speedwagon or >> Blue Oyster Cult.
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>> Well, Jagger is still like this. A lot of old rock stars still just have a man
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I don't know >> problem. >> It gets a little drier and you need a little three minute miracle in there,
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>> some conditioner after a while. But these rockers >> I've seen I saw the Doobie brothers
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>> and I wanted to spray their hair with, you know, a quart of oil. >> Well, were they literally taking it to
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the street or were they in a stadium? >> Yeah. And they were also >> the dry long hair where it could start a
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brush fire easily. Well, here's the thing. What you do, and just a news flash for people. So, if
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you're an aging rock star, you basically you grow a beard, then you grow your hair out, and then you put these on.
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>> Oh, wow. >> And you're basically any age. You know, >> you're cover Yeah. You're covering any
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>> beard covers a real beard, you know, like this gets rid of this. And then you
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just >> hair way out. And then you always have sunglasses on, >> but you try not to have the white beard.
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>> No. No, no, no. I think someone Yeah. No, no, no, no. It's you do a thing and
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whatever and Nobody Nobody colors their hair or dyes their beard, though. Nobody.
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>> Yeah. I'm going to be the first. >> Hey, we are the product, man. >> All right. What else you got? Cuz I
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don't have too much going on. It's Fourth of July weekend. Uh they're traveling. There's Oh, we have a
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new gas tax started the 1st of July. And I didn't feel bad when they said it's up. It's two cents a gallon. I go, I can
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handle that. And they said, well, it was 61 cents. Now it's 63 cents a gallon. A
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gallon in California. >> You know, they call it mission creep. It's like tax creep. And I don't mind. I
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want to pay tax, but I just would like I'd like to get a statement that says here is where your tax dollars went.
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That's all. >> Like it did something. >> Yeah. This went to a supervisor who was
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a hell of a nice guy. works in Loi, California. 780,000 for assisting the penguin trainer.
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>> I just wanted to be >> penguin trainer. >> Yeah. Yeah, the penguin trainer >> dethawing the penguin's flappers when it
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gets out of the pool. >> Are you a big Fourth of July guy? >> Uh there is some Fourth of July
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pressure. >> Okay, they can't see you. >> Why is there pressure? >> Because people like, "What are you doing
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on the 4th? What are you doing the whole weekend? what are you doing? And it better be a lot. Go. And I'm like, well,
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I used to kind of float around in a boat in a harbor in Newport and they have fireworks. I think they still do, but a
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lot of cities are not doing fireworks anymore. And then you're like, well, you can't really take that away because then
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what's left? Like Fourth of July is really >> then they do a thousand little tiny
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drones that blink lights and move around and do all that over Santa Monica, right?
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>> Yeah. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. You know about that. Well, listen. You and Heather won because they're
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they're all going away and so now it's just what's the forge? >> How about the scared animals?
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>> I know. I know. I know about the scared animals. They can't run the show for for
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every reason of the world. >> I mean, I know it sucks, but like my dad, I'd say, I don't like the noise. He
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goes, "Life's tough, Davey. You going to be okay? You don't get your way every time."
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Not a great dad. Was that like on high? Was that like imprinted into your brain?
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Yeah. I hated it. >> You going to make it? You're going to make it, baby. >> So, when you first started as a standup,
00:25:35
you were fledgling. Yeah. >> Did your dad uh advise you before you got famous >> or sat and he just go
00:25:44
>> gong. >> Well, I was just trundling along and >> trundling. >> I didn't even tell my parents I was
00:25:54
doing stand up. It didn't matter. But I was in this San Francisco standup comedy
00:25:59
competition. So they came to that. >> That was a big one. >> And that's where Rob Williams gives me a
00:26:03
$500 check. And Saul's back there. And my dad said after the show to my brother, "Oh, Jesus Christ. Who knew Dne
00:26:11
was funny?" >> He didn't know it his whole life. >> No, cuz I would just go like this and
00:26:16
get out of the room. Why would >> I run and cry out in the bushes? >> No reason to be in that same room, you
00:26:22
know. the craziest dads. >> Yeah. My dad started coming to the bar because I would perform at in Scottsdale
00:26:33
because he'd say he was with me and my dad and he charged drinks and then they would charge them to me.
00:26:41
>> It's kind of heady stuff. You know, my dad had a Cadillac and then he came to
00:26:47
my house once and he I had a Mercedes-Benz at that point. First time I had money 420 seal. He went out in the
00:26:55
morning and he measured my car and then his car. Oh, I got you beat Dane. And then his his driver's license plate in
00:27:02
the back was uh it said father of Dana Carvey. And then he because I was sending him money with my mom and stuff.
00:27:10
He would have a billfold with like hundreds of dollars and buy drinks for everyone. So yeah, he was interested.
00:27:16
>> Not exactly the same. My my dad would meet me at the jet lag. Like even on Thanksgiving, the jet lag bar. It was in
00:27:22
a strip mall, nowhere near an airport. >> And drinks for everybody kind of thing.
00:27:26
>> Jet lag. And I met him once and I'm like, "Hey." And then uh and the bartender's like, "Oh, is this your
00:27:32
son?" He goes, "Yeah." He goes, "This one's going to clear up your bill." He goes, "Hey, let him get settled." Jesus.
00:27:37
>> I didn't you know those days uh and I feel bad for this generation. You could
00:27:41
move out if you if you had like 300 bucks a month as a bus boy. My room, my room was 58 bucks. Had roommates. But
00:27:48
then later on my dad a little bit tried to re redo history. So one time he said,
00:27:54
"Oh, Jesus Christ. I always supported you." I go, "Well, no, you didn't support me or not support me. I just
00:28:00
went to some clubs and no, I just did it on my own. Now I'm telling you." >> Now I'm telling you. And he goes, "I was
00:28:07
your [ __ ] north light." >> I wasn't mad. It wasn't mad. It was just It was fine. It wasn't his fault. mine
00:28:13
took all the credit for me and then he switched over to Kate Spade and said, uh, if it's a if it's a female, he says,
00:28:20
I'll get you Kate Spade versus >> It's human nature. >> I'll get you an SNL. >> It's human nature. What are you going to
00:28:27
do? I mean, >> uh, okay, let's get to some hot sto. What are you going to do about it? What
00:28:32
are you going to do about doing that? Yeah. What are you going to do about it? >> Yeah, there you go. There you go.
00:28:36
>> What are you going to do about you? >> Heather had it. I kind of botched it. >> You're going to just hot right here.
00:28:41
What are you going to do about it? Well, what are you gonna fight that guy? Yeah,
00:28:44
I'm gonna fight him. What are you gonna do about it? What are you gonna do about
00:28:48
it? Yes. >> Yes. I know. I was going to do what I do, but you know what you going to do
00:28:52
about it? >> Okay. Just for the fans. >> Okay. This car. Oh, yeah. Okay. This video. What do you think's happening
00:29:01
here with this car driving? Someone fall asleep. >> Someone's drunk. I remember watching
00:29:07
this ago. I didn't know what was going on. >> Okay. I feel like someone left their car in
00:29:12
drive >> or a little kid's driving it. >> Oh yeah, a little baby will get out. Or
00:29:18
a dog. >> Why is it slowing down? >> It's a dog. >> If it's left and drive, >> no sound.
00:29:23
>> Oh, now it's going to go backwards. >> No. >> Oh, no. A kid. >> A baby? >> No.
00:29:32
A delivery person delivering cuz there's no driveway on the lawn. >> There is a driveway. They said, "Fuck
00:29:38
it." They said, "What's shorter?" The shortest distance between two points is a straight line.
00:29:44
>> That's funny. Like, this is a huge story. The car is driving on the lawn. >> I know. I tried to trick you cuz I was
00:29:50
tricked. I saw it and I go, >> "It's going to blow your mind." >> Yeah. Oh, who moves those cameras? Is
00:29:57
that a ring camera or something? Look, it >> Hey, man. I think >> this one sees absolutely no problem with
00:30:04
that. No big deal. you know, spin out a little bit in the grass. What car is that, Dana?
00:30:11
>> Uh, Dodge Sentra. I wouldn't know. >> I'm usually good with cars. I didn't know what that was.
00:30:19
>> That seems >> Okay, next one. >> I like that. >> That one you you didn't have no idea
00:30:24
what was going on. Okay. A child disrupted his performance. Is there any sound on
00:30:30
these? Yep. Oh, this is cute. This guy's like a professional violinist. Yeah. Okay, that's cute. Even though it's like
00:30:50
going fast and slow, but I don't know. Too fast. >> Is it in fast speed? >> Well, that's kind of cool. So
00:31:02
>> I like that the guy was like good and then >> he distract So he gave the little cute
00:31:08
girl the bow and then give her leaned against it and played played a little solo.
00:31:13
>> Yeah, give her a job. >> And she had a big smile on her face. That's the feelood.
00:31:16
>> We have some feelood ones >> besides the the horse horse shots. That was the best the feelood one.
00:31:22
>> Yeah, that was a feelood one. >> What about my two horses though? >> Yeah, they're Well, you didn't picture
00:31:27
the other one. The one that they've been hooking up. Oh, well, yeah, that's a whole other
00:31:33
story. I'll save >> this shot. Where's the one that was the dad or the mom? What's that one? The
00:31:40
mom. >> Uh, that's the mom. There there is there is video of the the actual >> seeing someone else.
00:31:47
>> Love love making, but >> please. I don't know if we can show that. But is the dad seeing someone else
00:31:53
at this point and they're sort of separate or what? >> I don't know. >> Seeing other horses on the yard.
00:31:58
>> Yeah. Here's one. I'll send this. Okay. >> Okay. >> Then we'll go to our next big story.
00:32:05
>> Okay. >> While I squirm around in my >> unc. Let's get a banger. Let's get a banger in here.
00:32:10
>> Oh, I would go crazy. >> You're flying and someone opens the door. This You always think this could
00:32:16
happen. >> Well, of course >> you wouldn't care. I'd be [ __ ] >> I'm assuming the door is going to flunk
00:32:22
open. >> Look at Dane in the front with the wind going, "Why would you do that?"
00:32:28
Oh, they blank their faces out. >> Well, why is it >> Oh, the some passenger actually pulled
00:32:38
the thing and opened the door. >> And then once it's open, you can't get it closed,
00:32:43
>> I guess, cuz it's a suction thing. I'll explain it later with a um on a cocktail
00:32:48
napkin, but >> I saw it in Goldfinger up in the plane. >> Yeah. Oh, didn't fat Goldfinger get
00:32:53
sucked out of the window? >> Yeah, it got sucked out. >> Oh, I remember that. I blow blowfelt
00:32:59
born James Bond. >> Good luck getting shot. >> Good luck to your >> Yes, you're a fine lassie. I'm going to
00:33:08
burn your dick off. Remember that part where he had him spread eagle and he's had a laser.
00:33:14
>> I was like not cool. Come on. We're guys, dude. >> Goldfinger, what do you want me to do? I
00:33:19
want you to die. >> I want you to die. He sounded like love it. Yeah, love it. Should have been should
00:33:28
have been Goldfinger. Actually, John would have played >> a pretty funny Goldfinger.
00:33:35
>> Uh, Money Penny. >> Yes, Miss Money Penny. >> I love Money Penny. That's a good name.
00:33:41
>> Not a lot of people name Money Penny anymore. >> I'm finding my travels. >> That's a great movie.
00:33:47
>> All right, let's see another crummy video. Here we go. We're doing great, man.
00:33:50
>> I can't believe >> this is a rag tag one in the new house. So, we'll see. >> Yes. And we're doing it. Okay, here we
00:33:55
go. >> Government gave a list to FIFA of 13,000 dads who have not paid child support and
00:34:03
said they may not go to a game. Yeah. Yeah. So, people were like, "Well, did did you just take away their passports
00:34:08
or something like you're the government?" They're like, "No, they can travel. I don't care. You're not entering the
00:34:14
[ __ ] stadium." >> What is that? >> That's why I want you to react. >> Well, I can't believe she was I thought
00:34:21
I thought she was She's like this. >> Yeah. She gives the podcast something. >> Yeah.
00:34:30
>> You should be like this. What? Your pool had something wrong with it. What? >> What?
00:34:37
>> That's better. They know how to do it. But I thought FIFA was [ __ ] around and
00:34:43
find out, but it's not. It's something with soccer. >> What was that video about? I I got to
00:34:48
>> That video was Argentina. >> Oh. has so many deadbeat dads that they have them on a database and when they
00:34:55
came cuz everyone loves soccer down there when they came >> oh yeah >> they popped them and then they said and
00:35:01
you're not going in the you can't go to the game and they're like >> came up with the phrase but my kid is on
00:35:09
SNL let me in hey I didn't mean no harm come on I'm your daddy I'm entitled to a
00:35:19
little bit of bigger. >> We bought him a car once and it was like a 300ZX, like too old to have it. And
00:35:26
he's like, I told my brother Andy, I go, "Just buy it for him." I mean, I just got him a condo. You get him the car.
00:35:32
And he's like, "How much is it?" I go, "It's like 27 grand." He goes, "Okay." And he calls next day. He goes, "You rat
00:35:37
[ __ ] It was 40." And so I see my dad. I go, "You told me it's 27." He goes, "I
00:35:42
gotta get the pinstripes. Come on, man. I gotta get the sheep skins. You want me to I got to
00:35:48
represent. This looks bad on you. >> There is something called kind of a lovable scoundrel. You know, and your
00:35:56
dad is and you know my dad people loved him too. He had lot of friends. You know, you got to forgive them. They're
00:36:02
just human. >> You want me to have a little bit of a pimp sled, don't you? Don't I'll
00:36:07
embarrass you if I drive a jalapy. I go, it's a really good point. >> Yeah. >> Okay, next story.
00:36:14
>> Way to spin it. >> He did. He said, "This is for you." >> When he That's his spin was like, "You
00:36:22
want me to have a nice car cuz it looks bad for you." What is this thing? What is this thing?
00:36:29
>> This is New Hampshire right now. June 6th. >> This is the worst. >> 8th, 9th, 9th, 9th.
00:36:38
Um, up in Granthm. >> Are those spiderw webs? Something not good. Yeah. Yeah, those are spiders.
00:36:47
>> Oh, she That's never happened before. >> Okay, if those are spiderw webs, first
00:36:52
of all, I'm moving to another planet. >> Second of all, you can I've seen people
00:36:57
light them on fire and they go right up. >> It's like cotton candy, that [ __ ] >> They don't have a plan to get out.
00:37:05
>> Dude, what if you were stuck in there? I couldn't cry hard enough. I'm so scared
00:37:09
of spiders. >> Um I like spiders. >> That I was about to say, you're going to act. No. No. You would be balling. You'd
00:37:19
be trying to get out like the horse. Pull me out. >> I'm stuck. Hey, pull the baby out. Yeah, I'm not
00:37:30
going to pull the baby out. What are you going to do about it? >> Oh god. >> I'm not going to pull out.
00:37:34
>> That's good. That's good. It came back. >> Heather, can you close that middle
00:37:40
curtain cuz it's blinding. This house is a blinding. >> Well, my lights changes too in here
00:37:46
with, >> you know, the problem is there's so many windows, four pantries, whatever. It's a
00:37:51
mansion. These are other people. >> Yeah. You'll get some um diffusion things that'll make you glow.
00:37:57
>> I know. Everyone makes fun of me because I go, "Well, sorry. I don't want a laser
00:38:00
beam in my eyes." They're like, "Oh, you closing the windows, you puss." I go, "Well, if you can't see this TV, it
00:38:06
looks just blank." >> Who is this character that >> All my friends hate me. They all yell at
00:38:11
me. >> What are you puss? What are you doing? >> Little puss. Little fragile puss.
00:38:18
That's kind of true though. Okay, more and more. By the way, we're ripping through this cuz even though I'm
00:38:22
uncomfortable, I'm really putting on a good show. >> Yeah, that's You always bring it no
00:38:27
matter what. >> I always [ __ ] bring it. By the way, tumultuous stuff. >> We had a good Ed Norton clip about Fight
00:38:32
Club that blew up the internet. saw the multi-millions >> millions and millions of out view. Mine
00:38:40
on Instagram is 7 million. I think >> really >> it was churning out the I mean do we get
00:38:46
a penny? No, it doesn't matter. But >> it's good. It looks good to brag about when I'm out at like 7-Eleven. I talk
00:38:52
about it. >> Jesus. It had more clicks than a Broadway dancer in >> more clicks than a [ __ ] seat belt in
00:39:02
a Corolla. What about Nathan Lane was funny, too. I thought Nathan Lane was funny. He's on
00:39:07
right now. >> Uh Nathan Lane was great. That was your buddy. >> I was Yeah, we were we had this sixmonth
00:39:15
experience that we never really >> uh talked about like that. And I was it was just stunning that how much we were
00:39:25
remembered the same crazy [ __ ] >> There's much more. We could have done a threehour special. This is something you
00:39:32
should do if you're in your in your hotel window in your board. Heather Dana, you two watch. I wrote a song
00:39:39
about it. You want to hear it? Here it go. >> Not fast forward. Not fast forward.
00:39:43
>> Not fast forward. >> I don't know. >> Why is it fast forward? >> So people just act like they're helping
00:39:54
people walk. >> Well, I think I think it's actually kind of funny. move the car.
00:40:04
>> Shutting doors. >> Well, it's because she's >> Oh, that was good. Push the bus, too.
00:40:12
>> It's kind of positive and she's guiding them in. I mean, it's kind of a positive
00:40:17
video. >> People used to go like this and like squish people, but this is a funnier sp.
00:40:21
>> Get on the bus. Get in the Get on bus. >> I don't think it was in that speed,
00:40:25
though. But it's kind of funny though. No, they altered the speed maybe a little bit too much.
00:40:29
>> But I think we're I think all of these are going too fast. I don't know. >> All of these
00:40:35
>> all these videos. >> Ramped up. >> Wait, I see what you're saying. Technical issues. Yeah,
00:40:44
>> right. But how about this? I saw the Spurs once. Your precious football team.
00:40:49
>> My Spurs basketball team. >> Basketball team. >> I saw him at one of my hotels in the
00:40:53
road and the bus pulls up. They all get off and they're walking through the lobby and we're all like
00:40:59
this, you know. And then the last guy's carrying a basketball. I'm like, "All right, relax, dude." He's like this. I'm
00:41:05
like, "We got it. We all know you're on the basketball team. You're all eight feet tall." He's got to be like, "Huh?"
00:41:11
I don't walk into a hotel and I and carry a microphone. Hey, is this the front desk? Are you too married? Okay.
00:41:18
Where's the gift shop? So, everyone knows I'm a comedian. It's funny. Yeah, I know. Look at this guy.
00:41:27
Is that a new shirt? One thing great about football or soccer is that Messi is maybe the best ever. I
00:41:37
think he's like 5'5. >> You can be tall, but you can be basketball. There was Spud Webb. I think
00:41:44
he was 57. He won the slam dunk competition. Kind of mindblowing. But I had an elevator for one time open up and
00:41:52
it was an NBA team there in all their and it was like just a >> it's very weird.
00:41:57
>> Everybody >> when you watch if you watch WNBA you're Caitlyn Clark who we like Sophie
00:42:02
Cunningham works with her on there and uh she's kind of funny you see her when she was pointing the other day. It was
00:42:09
kind of funny pointing at the other person. >> She went on SNL like couple years ago I
00:42:13
think. >> Sophie Cunningham. >> No no Caitlyn Clark. Oh, Kaitlin did. Did Did she do something?
00:42:19
>> Yeah, she was funny. She was on Update. Very poised. >> Oh, yeah. That's great. Yeah,
00:42:22
>> she wasn't dancing for a little bit like Dracula in Hotel Transennsylvania, but I
00:42:26
don't >> I don't argue. I can't argue that. Uh, but she's great. And Sophie, maybe we
00:42:33
could have one of them on because kind of fun to talk to about that whole world is a
00:42:38
>> interesting world. >> Yeah. >> But but the point was like she's six feet tall. She doesn't look it really.
00:42:44
She's just skinny. But when they're all standing out there, you don't know. Charles Barkley looks short, but then
00:42:49
he's 6'6" >> cuz he's next to all these. >> He's next to Shaq who's 72. Yeah. Looks
00:42:54
like >> I don't even go to games for that reason. I don't even want to be near a
00:42:58
photo of me and a basketball player and they're like, >> "Well, you see the billionaires and the
00:43:04
owners of the teams and they're I guess they're kind of slight and sort of hunched over and nerdy
00:43:10
>> most of them, you know, but they got the >> That's not me though. No. Um >> um okay, let's do another story then.
00:43:17
Then I got a million things to do. Dan, I need you to help me move box. >> Yeah, we Yeah, I've been up 12 hours at
00:43:22
this moment. >> Okay, this is Bangkok, which you don't know where it is, but I'll show you a
00:43:27
map. >> I know what it means. >> This is my biggest fear. >> Okay, >> this is cars.
00:43:33
>> I would like to know. And here comes a sinkhole. >> Sinkhole. Sinkhole. Where do you go when you fall?
00:43:45
Where do you go? It's getting worse. Where do you go? Wow. >> I've seen sink holes and people go in
00:43:51
them and I go, "Not the way to go." >> You're disappearing. You disappear. >> You're like, "Hi, I'm going to um just
00:44:00
cruise off to the center of the earth." >> Well, it sounds like the guy's talking
00:44:04
to the falling concrete. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. It's not going to do anything.
00:44:10
>> No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Don't do that. Well, he'd be so scared. Like, how
00:44:15
scary. >> If you're in that car, that white car, I'd advise you to get out the other
00:44:20
side. >> Okay, let's see. Note, note to self cancel that little >> little journey to um Bangkok this
00:44:28
summer. >> Stay off Main Street >> first. Yeah, now our government's looking better and better. Although we
00:44:34
get potholes, but not go to Bangkok collapse. >> Hey, you love it so much, go to Bangkok.
00:44:38
You hate it here, go. >> Yeah, the whole thing can collapse. Cool. Okay. Wait. Should we do one more?
00:44:46
>> Let's do one more and end on a real >> Mhm. >> I don't know if this is it. One hour.
00:44:50
>> Then we have to do three three-hour energy. So, >> what is Oh, yeah. >> Five hour energy.
00:44:54
>> Oh, yeah. Let's do your Oh, after this we'll do it. Okay. Ready? Let's see this
00:44:58
one. >> Looks like art. Looks like transit. But this whole corner, it's a signal stack.
00:45:02
Relay boxes, voltage chambers, smart grid panels, all tucked into one walkable zone right where thousands of
00:45:08
people. >> Oh, it's like a grid. You think you're just reacting to >> frying your brain. They make it like a
00:45:15
little park. >> Modulated pulse behavior all active number 13 transformation. Not
00:45:22
to mention writing. >> That's a little I wouldn't want it right there. >> So they like look at this fun tech and
00:45:30
you're like really? Oh, I just microwaved my brain. And I'm not super paranoid about that
00:45:36
stuff, but I don't want to live right next to like you feel a humming in your body. You're like, I don't this can't be
00:45:42
good for me. >> No, you know that the 49ers training facility was near all this transmission
00:45:47
power plant and then a lot of curious injuries the last two seasons and I think that they move. They just
00:45:55
something about that vulnerability and yes, >> don't know, you know, >> nearby curious.
00:46:02
>> Yeah. Okay, let's do fiveour energy. I thought you meant >> five hour energy. It's time for buzzing
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at fivehour energy.com or Amazon today. Okay. The setup is Dana is gonna do some
00:46:36
impressions in a fictitious setting. >> It's a fictitious setting. >> And uh they're pretty they're not really
00:46:46
rehearsed or anything or thought out >> or thought out in any way. >> Did you know Theo had our boy John
00:46:53
Kennedy on last week? Are you jealous? >> Did he? >> I know. We should have, right?
00:46:58
>> OH, WOW. >> He probably he probably saw We make fun of him. It's so funny. >> Now you are from Louisiana. Did I get
00:47:09
that right? >> Is that right? >> Yeah. I feel like it might feel like I >> Okay. All right. Let's see what you got.
00:47:16
Here's what I got. I got on the Pierce Morgan show uh this famous uh redneck comedian Red Red Neckie.
00:47:25
Uh joining me today is a comedian named Red Rednecky, the redneck comedian who is uh making a lot of uh noise in the
00:47:33
show business. He's selling out arenas all over the world. And please welcome welcome to Mr. Red Rednecki. Yeah. Oh,
00:47:41
hi Parish. I'm good. How are you, sir? I'm happy to be here. Now you um you were born in well in Baton Rouge, I
00:47:50
understand. Well, I basically was born about 40 miles south of Baton Rouge in an ele alligator swamp. See, my mama,
00:47:59
she loved alligator. They loved her almost like a Tarzan kind of deal with the chimpanzees. She had an
00:48:05
understanding. So, she would bathe or wade into this alligator swamp. So, she's a hefty woman. She was out there
00:48:12
one day and yelled to my daddy, "I think I'm giving up birth to a baby." So, I popped out, left, first thing I saw was
00:48:19
an alligator. And I my baby brain thought, "Mama, so you actually were born in an
00:48:26
alligator swamp." Okay. So >> this is not the usual rhythm of Red Nike. >> Well, I'm kind of having
00:48:34
I'm exper Now, could you share some of your famous routines? There's t-shirts all over the
00:48:42
world. >> There we go. Yes. >> Yeah. Sure thing. Sure thing. Uh Mr. Morgan. Yeah. Well, I always say my
00:48:48
name. I'm Red Rednecky. Red red redneck comedian. >> You ever fart so loud? Dog two stayed
00:48:55
away go what? >> So classic. >> When you say a dog two stayed away >> and you're actually saying that they
00:49:06
could hear your flatulence from probably close to 100 kilometers away. Well, I I
00:49:12
was just funny and I mean you know I'm a funny but how about this one? Um, I went
00:49:18
to the doctor. The doctor said, "We got to we got to amputate your left foot." I
00:49:22
said, "Can I keep my right foot?" They said, "Sure thing." I said, "Come and get on."
00:49:27
>> Wait a second. >> So, >> I hope Pier's asking, but he doesn't. >> So, even though they Is this true story?
00:49:35
No, I was just funny. But >> you always funny. >> I was just funny, you know. But some
00:49:40
people take it serious. But I do. My left foot is size 14 and my right foot is size 4 and a half. So I walk a little
00:49:48
different. >> Well, one's like a stump. >> Well, do you have routines where the audience doesn't quite get it and they
00:49:58
get angry? Well, um, you know, one joke that I dropped was, uh, I'm red redneck.
00:50:04
You redneck comedian. I made my sister only cuz mama tummy down. Come and get some. You married your sister cuz your
00:50:11
mom turned you down. >> Yeah, I'm turning into Perfect. Mrs. Spade agrees with me. So
00:50:18
that you got booed off the stage with that. Yes, that's true. But I like to my bits would come and get so much more
00:50:26
positive. Like here's one I just wrote today, which is true. >> My daddy smoked a corn cob pipe, but he
00:50:33
couldn't afford no tobacco. So he lit the pipe on fire and smoked that. He was missing his lower lip. Come and get
00:50:40
some. >> He's the actual corn cop. >> So he burnt his lips. Yeah. What? What are you gonna do about it?
00:50:50
>> Yeah. >> Now you're taking Mike Tyson's thing. >> Dude, don't get accused of stealing if
00:50:57
you're a comedian. >> Anyway, my guest today is Bren Rednecki, the redneck comedian. You know, settling
00:51:02
out stadiums all over the world. You heard his bits. No one funnier. Well, thank you kindly, Mr. Pierce Morgan, if
00:51:10
that's your real name. >> I like that he Pierce Morgan still did the promotion even though he didn't
00:51:17
really think he was that funny. >> Well, that's I thought of it 32 minutes ago. >> No, I like that Pierce goes, "Well, Red,
00:51:24
you still you're a very funny comedian. You're working all over the world." >> Do you really believe you could um
00:51:30
people want to hear something like crap so big? >> Kill Tony. >> I'm Red Redneck and Redneck comedian.
00:51:35
You ever crap so big don't think it get down that turlet? Come on. >> Turlet. >> Now is that the kind of comedy you think
00:51:44
people like? You actually So you started doing Pierce Morgan in a way being curious.
00:51:48
>> I kind of did because I'm curious about this and I really play along and I will
00:51:52
say it reminded me of some videos I've seen on Instagram where when they're in England and if they ever
00:52:00
mention going to the bathroom, the girls are unabashedly just going. They go, "Can we have a few words?" The girls
00:52:05
like, "Yeah, we were just in the toilet." >> "No, we were just in the toilet and we
00:52:09
just came out of the toilet." I'm like, >> "Yeah, >> do we say toilet? It's disgusting."
00:52:13
>> Yeah, you you would be we you would call it I'd like to go to the restroom, >> right? Bathroom.
00:52:19
>> You're not bloody rested in there. >> Boyy's room >> or the boy's room or I see women say,
00:52:24
"I'm going to the little girl's room." >> Mhm. >> Oh, yeah. I got to do this thing. Hold
00:52:29
on. >> Oh. Oh. Do you normally do an outro after Dana does a character? >> I did. I just forgot.
00:52:34
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it. All right, Dana, we're going to wrap up the show. Uh, I hope everybody had a great Fourth
00:53:07
of July. >> Yeah, >> we didn't talk about our Fourth of July that we had. >> Uh, it was great. Um,
00:53:17
>> yeah, it was all great. It was very fourth. It was >> I do always watch the ball drop in in
00:53:23
New York. I do. I did that again. I like that. Yeah. New York City. >> My doctor watched mine during my
00:53:29
physical. >> Well, wait a minute. There's no ball drop on that red. Wait a minute. That that ball drop is uh
00:53:37
New Year's Eve. >> Oh, that's what it is. >> I confused it. Come and don't get some.
00:53:44
>> Don't get some. >> All right. Thanks, buddy. Next time I'll be all worked in here and it'll be a
00:53:48
little more professional. >> Oh, I can't wait. I really liked it. >> It's a work in progress. No pressure.
00:53:55
>> Uh and we'll talk later, buddy. All right, listen. If you're enjoying The Fly on the Wall, of course,
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