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anyway we have a h best of 2024 episode David woooo yeah we we Cobble together some garbage I mean some great stuff from this year and uh listen we had a
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really fun year on Superfly I have to say had a great time and we got a lot of people watching we got some people on
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YouTube so stoked about that a lot of comments and we just kind of rotate in and out different people sometimes we don't have a guest sometimes we do a lot of fan
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interaction a lot of fan interaction fan interaction we must have done at least a
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100 hours of podcasting seems impossible it seems like too much seems like no one could do
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that yes and now we've distilled it down to the very very our very favorite moments we got uh groon and Edelman the Superstar football playersman Yep they're little
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the UFO expert UFO oologist Dr Greer created a lot of lot of pck a lot of pickup with his yeah a
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lot of chatter about that controversial take on Aliens we've got speaking of that we've
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got Nate baty Nate Barat yeah he was very funny right off Satur live he came in the next day yeah and talk to us and he still as
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dressed as George Washington yeah so he does all day and then Danica Patrick who was very
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interesting different guest for us she was fun uh I don't know who else we're just putting the kind of a best of so if anything you missed anything or if you want to see it again check it out and
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and John Lovitz will make an appearance oh yes love it of course we love love it so wouldn't be it without him so here
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you go merry Christmas happy holidays [Music] you have no idea how much of a pain in the ass it was to fit me in a car because we had we had to usually put um
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like something to raise my feet up so that I could get closer to the top of the pedal so that I was putting my feet
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on the right spot again um I think it's because it's like ironically hailing here in the middle of summer and it's like sunny but a couple clouds but it's truly hailing outside
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I thought it was one of those things where you say to the dog if it doesn't if it feels like it's not going well start barking and then I'll say I have
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to leave yeah but that would be actually quite the skill set it's like the do the
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commercials going to get a beer for them if I could get the dog to like get me out of jail free card in uncomfortable situations that would be a ma major skill set um but anyway so turns out I
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had the balls um to do it so you had the feet long enough and everything yeah got the car fitted to me so it was it was definitely um there were times
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where I was too high too far forward too far back too far down the whole time not
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the whole time but usually at the beginning of the season after you got fitted you'd figure that out very very
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quickly in the first sort of time that you got in the car and sometimes like I would be like working on the seat myself
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and like shaving it down and taking pieces out of it and um very um very manly of me um but yeah fitting in what was your height and weight in your Prime race car driving what how small were you
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uh I probably um I was i' I've I'm 51 never really grew past I I'm gonna guess that was got to be like ninth grade and uh I've been
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like around 110 pounds is my whole life so so did you ever consider if the race car driving didn't turn out you'd be a
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jockey did you ever think about being a jockey um just kind kidding but you I have
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ridden a horse before it was like once I got into NASCAR so was later and I think
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uh what are the speeds there's like loping is sort of like a speed with horses and it's kind of scary I'm not
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sure not sure I would have been okay with it those horses every time I see a horse like running fast or going through
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water or just carrying someone fat on their back I just think I feel so bad for their legs and then when they break them they have to kill them and I'm like I don't know I just it doesn't make sense like those little legs body good
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job Dana bring up the sore subject um but also you know Danica I don't know if you're part of this scam I think I was promoting something and we went to Darlington maybe and there was a guy
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that would drive idiots like me around the do a lap or something I do you remember this guy's name it was something funny they they they probably got someone that was a driver or has
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been at some point in something by the way Dana when you're going around the whipping around the corner and they they
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want you to be scared shitless they said you don't have to be in it and when I got there they go no get in with the guy and I go well don't drive or anything
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it's a scam every step along the way crawl in the window put on the suit that the hardest part is for scariest for me
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because danak and I are drivers Dana it's hard to explain but I'll explain it to you I'm following I'm I'm riveted
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okay so you get in and you go put on this fireproof suit there won't be a but when there is this will block some
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of it for a few seconds and I go okay and then they I I don't know if I'm claustrophobic I did find out when they
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clip me in with 18 Clips I go let's just say we roll how do we get the clips and
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the guy's like oh I'll be long gone by then I'm like I know but with me when I'm in the car burning there's so many
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Clips I lost track I go good luck and then when he goes around he's going I don't know how fast 700 maybe I'm wrong
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and uh and then he hits the wall and I think Danica would know that yeah and that's fantastic it's the Darlington stripe they do it on purpose to make you [ __ ] your pants it works um he hits the
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wall so so when we get out of the car it's the whole door is kind of ripped and I'm like why is the guy first of all
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that's not good enough to be out there with the real people is the one with my life and his this has there's something
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wrong and uh it was fun in quotes well you can say like I didn't pee my pants but you can say you did [ __ ] yours when you were driving and I found out once I did it once now I do it
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all the time uh because it was fun and I liked it and um which part am I talking
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about the driving a story about a driver that did [ __ ] his pants it was at wat New York um
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he was sick and he absolutely sharded himself and he won the race and he had to run around with it wow then he had to like go change before
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going to Victory Lane anyway I don't want to put this image in your head but there are Olympic Marathon or world
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class marathoners who have and there's no hiding that yeah that's that's hard now ever
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run for like long long distance and and and and known about this whole half to [ __ ]
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thing I was a distance Runner as a younger person but um I never saw it up close there was folklore about usually you're healthier
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then but when you get older I could see things falling apart but uh we just we just had a runner on we should have asked him that oh yeah you should have because I uh i r ran the Boston Marathon
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a few years ago I don't know why my one bucket list item was to run a marathon and so well I don't know what's wrong with me um but my friend said hey I
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think I can get us into Bo and I was like yeah cool so she did and I had to do a lot of training in Arizona where it
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was like you know I would go as soon as like barely Sunrise what I didn't realize is I should have gone in the
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dark uh but it'd be like aund 100 to 105 by the time I was finished and there's something about the heat too that really makes you want to go
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oh that may make sense I never that either Danica I don't want to brag but when I used to walk from McCormack Ranch to my friend's pool on like Lincoln and
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60th D the sounds like a brag I would wear just raw Dogg it just shorts no sunscreen no hat three miles so I can go in the pool that was in the
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summer when I was in high school uhuh and uh that's all just bragging that was my Boston Marathon Barefoot too I see not not full RW I had some Stan Smith's
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on actually the story is parti a lie anyway back to um you on a roll let's finish I know I was excited because I was like look at cuz I grew up in Scott still baking and boiling so I know Dan's
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story checks out and my mom's there now and the dog so she drives them around for a walk for a walk she puts them in the car and then she rolls the windows down and then she drives around lets
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them bark she drives up to people and they bark at them and then she drives off and if she sees I don't know that's
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my mom it's fun for her she's you know it's fun I did it once with her I go I want to go on one of these and then she
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found where they had horses and she pulled up and then they bark at the horses and it's did you bark at them too
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I sort of was the uh referee because then the horses would come to the fence and then uh I said okay this is
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obviously just for fun everything's for fun here and because the horses didn't get what was going on but but overall
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it's fun in Arizona Dana you know um months are fun yes that's what you know my buddy sells real estate there and he says I say how do you just talk people
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in living there because everyone's [ __ ] moving there and he said well I say in Chicago there's three or four
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months you can't go outside because of snow it's just the opposite and I'm like I guess that makes sense I don't like it
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when it's freezing but I grew up in Arizona so I I kind of can take it when it's hot I I mean Dana you know that I
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had my steering wheel was steel uh this is before I was rich everybody so um I had a steering wheel that was steel and then I had oven mitts when I got in to grab it because it was so hot
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and then they really came in handy when I pulled that pot roast out of the glove compartment but that's not why we're here I really want to know what's what's
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what's going on with the rest of the car if the steering wheel was steel steering wheel was steel but anak you know
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because we're in the driving Biz also Danica do you have road rage in Scottdale do get out do you carry anything I I I thank God there's so many
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lanes on the highway these days is you can pretty much maneuver um I absolutely use the HOV at any point in time no
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matter how many people are in the car or not good job good job um uh and I always think to myself if I get pulled over I
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mean it's lapsed now but I'd be willing to use an expired one if I pulled out like my FIA racing license along with my
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myid how would that go go they would probably let you go you've got a couple things going for you and
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they might give you but there's more crime going on out there I I don't like me I'm like I'm not the big fish guy
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like let's I know where you can focus some policing so don't try to drag me in but I'm easy yeah yeah yeah it seems like seems like go you know 85 on the
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101 is not really you know worth the time of day they should probably there's some other areas that need help for sure
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yeah that's I've been on all of [Music] yeah you know when they say uh I get text people hey you know like more like
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friends of friends not like direct friends but they go hey you're coming to uh Kansas City so how do we get
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tickets well how do tiet and can I just buy them off you well do yeah so you give me your visa and then I go buy them and then I rack
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the little visa thing and then I call I don't know now I said it's probably easier if you just what about this like
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I was playing a casino in oraville California and I I told people in the Bay Area and my sister who I'm really close with I said just don't come please don't
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come just don't just don't come I mean don't worry you're not going to miss what a horrible person no lening it's
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because are you doing the same stuff I go well don't come I didn't say gr out and there was a 40 it was in my hometown basically there were 45 people backstage it was and it was always you know Bill
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slick low and you remember Bobby fop and it was I don't know I just want to do the show and go home anyway but that everyone's having more fun than you well
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let's see yeah Saturday night I had uh a buddy from high school that text me and
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he calls me texts me and then uh I was like hey I'm I'm at Saturday Night Live and uh we're taping he goes all right just call me after and then that was
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it just like all right no like even acknowledge you that I'm hosting really all right well just call me after yeah just like just just call me right after all right yeah I'll be done I'm on
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SpaceX we're just going to go one loop around the World okay call me 10:1 a.m. he's like dude I saw you're over call me
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what's up where you been where have you been because of texting you did you get reviews at 8:30 sorry at 8 at at during
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the show because it's on what Live Well it's live on the east coast but I get reviews from the West Coast as while the
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show's going because they're watching it live out there at 8:30 yeah you try not to look at your
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phone you always end up having like around update and cold you have a moment and you kind of can just see it you know
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I had a big day cuz so I'm a Vanderbilt fan Vanderbilt beat Alabama in college football so it was a it's a as a big
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vanderbel fan we they were number one the country it's the biggest win we've ever had in all of our Sports uh so I
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mean I got text about that more than sure even you know more than your goofy gig on SNL yeah I mean that it was just all day was you know then people just like you
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better say something something on Saturday like the pressure I was getting you better acknowledge it like just you
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know and you're like we're lucky we got our guy there tonight so you can get the word out at least wear a t-shirt during
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the good nights man [ __ ] silence is violence did you have a vanderbel t-shirt on no no I had uh I wore a
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jacket that was like the that had the hurricane the all the states that were getting hit by the hurricane just like a
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being with them but uh where do they sell that I don't uh that's my brother the first hurricane the first the Asheville and that whole area all the
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heat is taken off of that now and that should be talked about for another year yeah it switches right over to I know
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it's getting too sad uh but yeah [Music] anyway peew sure that's cool no one's making Peewee Carvey you you have great fans no know I don't have
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that many but they they're they're strong they're small But Mighty yeah I just love them I just have G bobbleheads can I get one more can I get five more can I get 10 more cut it out dude [ __ ]
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you and then they start to fight just gar that's it Dana let's get to the important matter at hand which is one
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girl on Tik Tok saying something about SNL girls and then we all talk about it forever it's pretty funny yeah okay here
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we go Sarah give us your strong opinion about it whatever that is here's a thing
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here's here's here's here's what wait let me make sure that my the human hand is in the
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background and I'll take my glasses off for this it's important literally like what what what is she smoking mhm
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like I I some of the most be I what it's like listen I'm not funny but I'm goodlooking you know what I mean
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like the the women that she's talk like she brings up women who are like literally Dro dead Va Voom G gorgeous yeah and I was mad at myself for Twee I
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shouldn't have [ __ ] said [ __ ] anything because because she said some [ __ ] for attention and then I and then I
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was sitting on the train well I woke up in the morning and everyone texted me I woke up to none of my friends care if I
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live or die but then I woke up to like a hundred texts from my friend being like look at this LOL and so I was like
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LOL means [ __ ] you by the way when people text me that they're like did you see this and you're like it's not really
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LOL it's more like I want you to see this yeah no exactly like one time my I woke up to text for
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my friend there was like a Reddit thread I had like opened for a band in Central Park in 95 degree heat in the summer and
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then there was like a whole Reddit thread of like teenagers telling me that I'm so unfunny that I should literally
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shoot my own head off and that's what my friends send me my friends don't send me
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like anything good yeah so like I was sitting on the train just being like I I don't know I just [ __ ] tweeted it and I immediately regretted tweeting it because it's like she just wanted that
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that's what people want they just want attention for one second yeah it's a tricky one because if
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you protest too much it's sort of like hey wait a minute we are good-look you know it's I know and I didn't want it to come across as like defensive or like
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yeah and then people thought like I was legitimately upset and I'm like no I'm just I I woke
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up like ready to say something hilarious about grieving uglily uglily was maybe the funniest thing I heard last week yeah it was so funny and ugly Le ises not it's not out
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there a lot that word and I like it I don't think I've ever heard it it's a new word that's why I did it if I felt
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compelled to bring a new a word into the Lexicon But ultimately I wish I didn't say anything because then it just made it a bigger deal no it's great great
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that's why we're calling you about it it's it's totally gone away that's why we're calling you about it well also I'm like this got more
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attention than it's been like every time I tweet every time I tweet like every time I tweet like hey everybody check out the sketch that I made with my friends I'm so proud of it's hilarious
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it gets like two and a half likes and like block delete unfollow report yeah by the way I just saw happen stance I saw I think there's a delay on me I
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think I saw Kristen wig her monologue what a stunner I mean just off top of my head forget it and who cares already
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there's so many combo platters on that show of just really pretty and hilariously funny Funny's harder you
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can't go get surgery to be funnier I mean it's really hey wait a minute is is is it okay for funniness to add to a person's hotness not just men but women
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as well cuz women will say I like a man who's funny but what about a man who likes women that are funny yeah have to
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be yeah that's like Rodney Dangerfield is like the hottest guy who ever lived is he was he a looker
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yes to me no you're right thec is so oh I tell you I'm hot Johnny I'm hot I tell you I'm hot all the girls like me oh so I
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have not that's my worst impression I I get too much respect too much respect entirely every time a photographer sees
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me he takes a picture every time woman sees me she takes my pants off I tell you I got a
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lot of respect how how does she take your pants off I [Music] mean the whole thing is fascinating I just just for a second wanted to ask you about uh generative AI or AI which
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also uh is people are telling us they didn't tell us about the worldwide web how destructive that was going to be in
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terms of social media and you all that but what what how does that inter intersect with what you're thinking
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because obviously it needs massive energy and you know apparently oh yeah um but it also will become kind of like this alien brain that we control or what do you I mean CU what do you what's your
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thoughts on that AI how it integrates with this this the secret government and all those people if if you control it you control the world maybe or well it can be you know what I'd say
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about technology you know I I just make this simple as an emergency doctor I've seen a knife put butter on your bread and slit someone's throat or stab you through the heart right so it's the
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consciousness of who wields it who has it so the technology is neutral it's what men do with it what humans do with it right so what does Humanity do with a
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new technology do we turn it into a weapon do we turn it into something malevolent do we use it for the good and
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and see this gets into something that sounds very philosophical and Eerie fairy but really the foundation of
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having a sustainable civilization is that we have to have advanced technology but it has to be guided by a higher
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Consciousness you call it higher spiritual consciousness Enlightenment uh some greater interest besides your own
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can I become another trillionaire kind of mindset and I think that is the real crisis because in the 20th and early
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20th century our technologies have gotten ahead of our social and Spiritual Development and that makes humans at a
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very dangerous place now this is why one of the other projects I run is the Close
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Encounters of the fifth kind where we actually train people to make contact with these civilizations
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and vector or guide them into a a sighting or a landing or a contact event and there's a movie out called Close Encounters at the fifth kind and it outlines all of this and it's a bit out
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there people go what the hell is this but it has to do with using this higher Concepts in uh kind of what neural Link's trying to do but on a much higher scale of the Consciousness field to
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interact with extraterrestrial guidance and communication systems uh through what the CIA called remote viewing using Consciousness to see remote remote viewing is crazy yeah I know I know
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viewers yeah Ino Swan and I were friends before he died and he loved what we were
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doing with that because we were doing it for peaceful contact as opposed to trying to spy on the Soviet Union back when he was right but um you know I know
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Russell targ and all the remote viewers and uh the top cie people who are currently working those programs I know
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and um they're very positive about what we're trying to do using those Concepts in what's called entanglement in physics or non-locality to uh remote View and
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contact these extraterrestrial civilizations and make a peaceful Outreach by the way we're going to do
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it's open to the public you guys should come we're doing a thing in July in Tula
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yeah yeah we're going to do that it's I think there are only about 80 places left but we're also going to stream it
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globally so we're going to do this Global C5 there's an app by the way C5 contact app that trains you in remote viewing and doing this I'm gonna do a thing with Demi
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Lovato's yeah about this it's so much fun this is quite fun describe what remote viewing is just
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for a second just just in Quick Remote view sure people so you know it kind of gets back to what Ben Rich who is the head of the locky skun work said in 1995 and he said someone asked them
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about this whole UFO issue he says well just remember every point in space and time is connected instantaneously
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through this Quantum field now that's known as entanglement in quantum physics the ultimate field of of entanglement of
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interconnectivity is Consciousness field now you and I think of Consciousness as what we're thinking of I'm not talking
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about that I'm talking about the faculty of being conscious itself and the experience it's like in
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meditation where you because I was before I was a medical doctor I was a a Golden Boy meditation teacher went
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around the world teaching meditation um in my first career I have a mantra um I learned yeah oh yeah I all these people you know a lot of I won't say who a lot
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of celebrities I've taught meditation to but we went around and we taught people
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how to go into that deep state but remember if you're in that deep state of quiet Consciousness you can awaken to
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another point in space or time so you can see with your say third eye a remote place in space or time so the CIA made a routine program of that in the 70s 80s
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90s but it can be used for very good purposes too besides SP craft it can be used for um uh knowing things that you need to know for big discoveries uh many
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of the big scientific discoveries like the founder of organic chemistry went into a dream state and saw the
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structure of of the organic uh system and that's true so yeah it's a really amazing adjunct it doesn't replace science or intellectual science it's an
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adjunct it's complementary to it so one one of the things that we're teaching people is that these civilizations I'll tell you want to hear a funny story or is very no no so I was
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with uh you do a skit on S um by the way I loved it when you did church lady years ago isn't that smash I mean that was my we like aliens better than we like
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Jesus I think that was Dana it was me that was my alltime favorite any ah thank you talk about conscious I just
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want to insert this doctor it's just you're reminding me a little bit of John Lennon's song Imagine yes oh yeah which
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was basically a plea for higher Consciousness that what what you're talking about and I do think if you can
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get it together whoever does this so aliens come down kind of like The Day the Earth Stood Still that will Propel a
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lot of forward Consciousness in terms of My Religion your religion you know so uh uh you live in a fasc what we're
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doing [Music] yeah I have a few questions just quickly you did this Ro to Tom um did okay first
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of all like when we did the roast I did the Rob low one we didn't know each other's jokes ahead of time do you guys
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did you guys know each other's jokes no we no but we we would have to tell our jokes to the room and then they didn't
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tell us if someone had a joke that they would say like H you can't use that one oh it bumps with somebody yeah yeah and
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to what room writer's room writer's room yes correct oh you had to get up and say
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them yeah I I went to The Comedy Store and [ __ ] performed my jokes oh I should have gone down there terrified
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thank God there was 15 like frat kids there that love football so I could say anything and they were going to laugh
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but I was up and I was reading my jokes off of paper and I did like I did 12 minutes I wanted to like test jokes that's a lot yeah and it was it was I
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was so terrified it was it was really stepping outside of my compan oh that makes you sick that's so scary to go in
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front of people and read those yeah that's that's normal for real who wrote did you have someone write with you did
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you have someone help write they they have roast Riders I think yeah there's I have my own team
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and then we worked with their team and we kind of formulated and threw a bunch of [ __ ] at the wall and then I went to the store and and said them all and kind of said all right this one's a good one
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they didn't like this one and it's very hard to say hey guys we're roasting tombre it's not the same exact scenario because they're ready for regular now when you go to the roast everyone's
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lasered in this is about this blah blah so I've seen like Nikki go in okay guys here's what I'm doing I'm hosting the Mt Awards picture Green Day here it's just
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it's just not the you don't get the exact same reaction but you get a feel like this one might work so that's good
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and Rob you did the same thing I'm sorry did you say that yeah mine was similar I actually had like three different phone
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calls with the writers I just wanted to understand the feel of you know of the type of material that I had for Tom and
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the other people that were going to be there and then they kind of wrote some jokes for me I actually have a friend who's an absolute Maniac who when he's
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on fire he's on fire it can come up with anything so he wrote four of my jokes and then I actually wrote four of my
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jokes as well and then all the other jokes were from the writers so uh you know it was just a team effort but at
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the end once you have your whole script you tell the writers what you're going to say and then they figure it out hey
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you can't say that because someone else is already saying so it wasn't repeated how much fear compared to when
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you're starting a football doing public speaking going to a Podium you got all these comedians
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it's a global event I mean I W it was pretty it was an amazing and you guys are coming out
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there and you're following people I mean where was your nerve level I'm sure you couldn't compare it to Athletics but it
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it's intense it took me years to get used to doing it took me three years without being just terrified to do stand
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up you know dude I was I mean it was it was really scary because we we're football players we're not comics and then you're you're following [ __ ] Pros yeah shoters huge event I'm so I
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had that rep before uh at the store because it gave me like a rep of it but I was I was definitely terrified just because that's not that's not what we do
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I know that's why I was just asking when the size of the crowd is bigger than normal standup it's crazy that yeah
00:32:15
there was 10,000 what was it the Forum there's like but the cool thing about it was you only saw the people you didn't
00:32:20
see the crowd you saw like the they had um a bunch of tables for going to be made fun of or associated with people so you saw a lot of your friends in the crowd I didn't so that
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that was kind of cool and also everyone knows you're not a professional standup so there is usually Goodwill you know
00:32:43
because they understand it's not what you do for a living right now but how how was your nerve level rob you we're
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we're crazy psychos man that's why we won so many championships together is that Julian wants to be the best even
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though that's not his profession I wanted to be the best up there even though that's not my profession I mean
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Bill wants to be the best you know when you sign up for something you know we want to be the best and we're super
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competitive and that's why I feel like that whole group right there we won so many championships and why we went to
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the playoffs every single year because of that competitive nature but my nerves were my nerves were cooking a little bit
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that's why between Julian you know myself and Kevin Hart we are all three in a row and we literally finished a
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bottle of tequila before we even went up there and that definitely helped out cuz when I got up
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Kil just went it went it went Z and it was just game on baby and also wait a minute so before you went out you had at least five shots six shots on stage probably they on stage we were drinking
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by the time you got to the podium how many shots did tequila I don't know J was what probably six to seven seven
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okay yeah six to seven i kep m i i i pre I had a prerequisite of my cocktail before so I I tried my cocktail of what I was going to do before at the store so
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I could dial in my oh wow you're prepared I have to say that the nerves erase a lot of your Buzz sometimes so you're really drunker than you think because you're so [ __ ] giddy yeah
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with all the energy and the adrenaline that you go I don't even know if I'm drunk I'm just yeah and you're to you don't feel it as much if you're
00:34:16
adrenaline that's what happened to me and also it it kind of sucked waiting your turn cuz once your turn was over
00:34:21
you know you killed it it felt so good just to watch rest of the show like it was like you laid back relax get
00:34:27
something stepped on that's what I was scared cuz Nikki I thought was first and uh when someone goes before and they do
00:34:33
jokes I'm like oh my God I'd be going [ __ ] that steps on this joke oh do I got to take that one out and who do you tell it's live you're like do I text someone
00:34:40
like get rid of that joke it bumps exactly with Kevin Hart's joke it's the same thing that's the hard part that's where the writers have to make sure
00:34:48
unless you're ad libbing or something but I'm sure ad libs come out because it's live and just in the moment you
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want to add a tagline or I was watching so I I was really amaz Amed with the professionalism of all like the comics that went up there and and with Kevin Hart and watching them how he was off
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the teleprompter like how he he would hit a couple things on the prompter then ad Li and then go back to the prompter
00:35:13
scary I was watching who was reading their jokes and who wasn't and Rob went up there and I'm sitting there looking at his promter then I'm looking and he went
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completely Rogue he just started going on his own it was CRA it was like fun to see who was using the prompter and who
00:35:31
wasn't and went full Rogue on the prompter and just started go and Rob on them and then you don't know where you're coming back to because they're like the prompter goes down and they go are we is this this part and then you're
00:35:42
like because you know live a lot of those roasts like the one I did they can they trim it from three hours down like
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an hour and a half so they're cutting all the fat out all the mistakes it's more fun to see the mistakes and see
00:35:54
what's really happening definitely I think so yeah did anything shock you did you hear jokes that like you were like
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oh [ __ ] we're doing this did you were your feelings hurt or did you ever observe anyone else who you felt like
00:36:06
their feelings were hurt because that's the Livewire reality show aspect of Roose you're laughing but then I've seen roast where whoa that person's really
00:36:17
wounded right now you know I guess that's part of it but did you witness or yourselves did never you know did you
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get your feelings hurt at all no I don't think anyone got their feelings hurt and that's what made that roast that much
00:36:28
more special and it also kind of makes you stronger as a person as well if you can just take those beatings and
00:36:34
lashings in front of millions of people and in front of a crowd of 20 plus thousand people in front of all your
00:36:40
good friends as well I mean it makes you strong mentally and that's why I loved it I mean I can go around anywhere now
00:36:47
whatever people say about me it actually that roast literally kind of free me up I don't care what people say call me an
00:36:53
idiot call me dumb like whatever I was in front of millions of people and that happened like so it's no big deal and I
00:36:59
think that's what made the show so special too is everyone took the beating and no one was actually truly heard
00:37:05
about it that's what the really that's what the locker room is I mean no one's safe in the locker room everyone's
00:37:11
getting made fun of it was just public well when I did the roast they go like it's hard to see someone walk up and go you know everyone says Spade has huge ears and I'm like wait what's going
00:37:23
on wait what does everyone say because you're never hearing everything think people are saying so when when they
00:37:29
start a joke with I think we're all in agreement and then it's like some horrible thing about you and you go and
00:37:35
you're trying to brace like oh okay that was too much I'm going to mark that down I got to talk to them after I got to mark that one down because there's so
00:37:42
many coming at you you just go holy [ __ ] that's why I never did them for so long because I'm too much of a [ __ ] to take it it's just so out of left field I
00:37:49
think it's crazy to hear how you analiz the the show like we don't think about that you're you guys are Pros so you're sitting there like oh he hit that so I'm going to [ __ ] bring this to
00:38:02
him I goly like that's a deal breaker they go I go put me up early because by the time like uh Andrew Schultz got on he has great jokes but it's hard to just get the effect when you've heard you're
00:38:14
Numb by this point Nikki Nikki had the best spot there I think she was third or fourth yeah Kevin Hart warmed him up
00:38:21
people were very good it'sing and then there's a wave that she caught and she was incredibly prepared I mean she
00:38:28
worked like for 6 weeks or something night after night taping [Music] recording I have a question for you too oh boy I saw this video of this girl and
00:38:46
she she goes I'm a furry and then she goes here's how I talk to my friend so if I'm happy I'm like me if I'm angry I
00:38:55
go if I'm the anyway do you think it do you think that that uh human beings that
00:39:01
identify as cats are actually cats I don't but do you I ran into someone who said my pronouns are they them and I said my pronouns are what's up
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[ __ ] well those are my pronoun what's up [ __ ] John's are poo poo peeee no John's PR are sir and Lord sir
00:39:30
Lord mine are and hey sound Effy I just know going what are your pronouns I be huh huh what are your I go
00:39:45
what a I don't know what you're talking about what do you call yourself John listen our transphobic much our
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viewers no I just don't I don't it's like what thought about it zero uhuh all right well I'd love to hear the
00:40:08
end of that story you apparently mock people who think they're a dog or a cat I met a woman I had a date with a woman once and
00:40:21
she and she she said she was a cat and she opened her shirt and she had six nipples I and I said do you want to get
00:40:35
spited picture one John love it on a date where the woman he finds very attractive he will soon find out that she's a [ __ ]
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cat this is an imitation my friend would always do this is a cat's butthole was he a ComEd how old are you how old was he two we've got to have a raspberry count
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anyone making this sound we're probably double ditches ditches oh and [ __ ] okay well John litz has been our guest today um the
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debate was great last night we'll say it again the debate was great doesn't identify as a cat he identifies as a
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[ __ ] for those listening J is beside himself with joy he's going for the closeup with the big eyes and a huge
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grin huge I'm doing my cat in the camera again the ring camera David Spade has a disease it's called small
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[ __ ] let's end on that one that's not bad that's a pretty good one John I don't know how you think of this stuff
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um all right thanks buddy this has been a presentation of Odyssey Superfly is executive produced by Dana Carvey and David Spade Jenna
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Weiss sperman of Odyssey Heather Santoro and Greg Holtzman hope you liked it [Music]