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Your mayor has been destroying himself as a cocktail waitress at night. I'm just I don't I thought that this was the
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old boys club. I thought this was the kind of stuff you guys said. I go to one of these Korean barbecues. He's like,
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"Would you believe it? They make you cook your own food." He's like, "I sure
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hate to go to one of them Korean [ __ ] houses." Wait, oh, why don't you come
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over here and suck your own dick? They say comedians are modern day philosophers, which is offensive to
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modernday philosophers. You know there are actual smart people in the world. When I if we meet I will go and just on
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my knees and just fate in public in private day. Okay. >> You know we always say we're not going
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to do these things but let's do it. >> All right Dana we had Adam Freeland and
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he's on today. Um >> we talked to him. He's got a podcast that you know is out there does well.
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He's a funny guy. is actually comedian, >> but he does a lot of >> some politics, some comedian stuff.
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>> Sort of a mixed bag, right? >> Yeah. It's very interesting. He's uh he
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loves Dick Cavitt or his set is kind of based on Dick Kavitt, a talk show from the 1970s.
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>> I barely remember, but yeah. >> And he kind of lays back. He's got a
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really kind of uh likable personality. He's kind of pathy. he's a little bit
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political and then he'll say stuff that's slightly offkilter and so it's
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very interesting. >> Yeah, he kind of catches people off guard on his show because they don't
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really know where he's coming from and uh but he's a comic at the root of it
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all and uh he knows us and we brought him on and we had a good chat with him actually some good laughs. You know, you
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never know what you're getting really, but if we can get some good laughs. >> Yeah. And it it's uh flattering when you
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meet younger comedians who are kind of like excited to meet us and asking us a couple questions. That was interesting.
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But yeah, he's a very charming young man. And I enjoyed here. He is. Adam Freeland.
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>> Don't be mad. I have to text the whole podcast. >> No, I'm done. Okay. Um,
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>> who you texting, >> Sam? I'm trying to >> I'm trying to get spots. No, I'm
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kidding. >> Sandler's listening to this podcast. So, every time his name is mentioned,
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>> you stop, guys. >> I I say just as a signal to that Adam. >> Yeah.
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>> That this Adam is on. >> Anyway, >> it's like the the ear tug, the Mary
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Tyler Moore ear tug to her her mother. >> Carol Bernett. >> Carol Bernett.
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>> Carol Bernett. >> Jesus. >> We've really gone off track.
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I'm blowing it right now, guys. >> We can get out of 45 minutes, we can get
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God, >> it's impossible exposed to the school. Everyone's laughing at me right now.
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>> You guys are uh I I just I'm I'm a huge fan. I mean, like, it's it's very cool
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to meet you guys. I uh I do a talk show and I meet >> I meet people and I'm not I'm not
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nervous around anyone. Literally, I I I'm uh I have >> I've seen it
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>> delusions of grandeur. I or like I don't know. I I I narciss but like around you
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guys is like uh it's it's it is but an honor. I I've been a fan my entire lives
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of of the both of you. >> Exactly. First time we haven't interrupted someone. Thank you. We
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wanted to hear the whole compliment. >> Yeah. For the first time we've never
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that we've kept our mouths shut. We don't want to interrupt that flow. But
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yeah, I was the same way. We're just I'm up the ladder from you. So when I met
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Steve Martin or something, I just >> Shecky Green. >> Yeah. >> When he met Auster Katon,
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>> you know about >> Do you know She Green? Who is that? >> Oh, Heshy Teshowitz. He was uh he raped
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uh like half of half. >> Anyway, we're going to go to a commercial and come back.
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>> Adam with Hollywood Rape Stories with our guest Adam. was on the set as a
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child when when uh Buster Keaton was hanging off the clock. >> Oh, BK. Really? Yeah. BK. BK. I said,
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"Man, that's too high." >> 1936. >> Oh, no. It's all right. I got ring
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lights. I got a mic under here. >> Yeah. >> This your grandpa's podcast. But anyway,
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let's go back to compliments. Uh, what do you what do you like best about what
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what floats your boat about David Spade? >> Yeah. Oh, nothing. Nothing at all. I'm
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talking to you. >> No, no. I mean, I I've I've seen a hundred maybe a hundred probably a
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hundred movies with you. >> I mean, I've seen literally every single uh every single Happy Madison produ.
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I've literally uh it's it's a very important thing for me and my group of friends. I
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I had a I had a a Schneider on on my talk show. I saw that episode. Loved it. >> Yeah.
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>> What are you talking about? >> A schnowzer. Yeah. A small dog. He's a
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He's a He's a tall glass of water. That boy. >> Schneider. I just saw
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>> Schneider. >> I had no idea. He was like He was He was He's like D. Uh I thought I I was 52.
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>> Yeah. >> When >> I always thought he was like 6'8. >> Schneider looks so huge on camera.
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>> He has a camera. He's a Titan. I'm telling you what though, whatever the
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numbers are, the confidence Rob has as a person going in the room and he's the
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only one Sandler [ __ ] and stuff. >> Yeah. >> That confidence makes you taller or
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makes you bigger. It makes you forget, >> you know. >> Yeah. You know what I'm saying? I went
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to AC to see uh Sandler perform and Schneider opened for him uh for my friend's bachelor party and I I told Rob
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I really I loved his closer. Uh it happened to be one of the one of the only uh uh non-political
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>> Are you being arrested? >> No. No. I live in New York City. It's a
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hellscape. It's a violent h anti-semitic hellscape. So >> uh is that garbage on the streets?
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That's what I heard. >> So that's not Nick. >> Yeah, they don't have alleyways. They
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the city planning, they didn't factor in alleyways, so we have garbage on the
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streets. >> But you've got Mam Danny now to kind of >> He promised.
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>> He's a good friend. He's my friend. Friends. >> Oh, good. Good. I'm going to say nice
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things. No, >> he probably grew up watching you guys as well. I mean, he's he's it's the first
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like uh leader that I met where it dawned on me that he's like of my generation,
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>> right? >> And uh it was like Yeah. We were like talking about like hiphop and like
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soccer like we suck. I have a question. >> We're like the lame. We're millennial uh
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men >> that >> uh >> can I ask you a question? So, this is kind of what I gather because I saw your
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uh precursor for your show and you had a CRT television, >> you know, when you do your little
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preamble up front. And you also, it looked like you were filming it from something deconstructed from the 80s or
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90s. That segment there was a wash over it. It was kind of dull, but it felt very retro. And I find that people who
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have came through the analog age, the end of it, went into the digital age, have
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nostalgia for that era, >> like when you were a little kid, right? So, is that like an emotional touch
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point for you? Like, do we also trigger that with you watching us when you were like 12, 10, 12?
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>> Uh, you're triggering something and uh you can't see you can't see down here.
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Uh no but uh no that that is uh modeled after a reference image. So the show is kind of modeled after Cavit. So it's
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like a long form talk show, right? So it's a it's the attempt was to like
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revive some I I do a talk I don't know. >> I've seen it many many times. I think
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you're great at it. I love it and I and I love the Dick Cavitt reference. I think Dick Cavitt is only gotten shiny
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and brighter as we go forward. I mean, his long form interviews with like Robert Mitchum, these oldtimey movie
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stars for like an hour. It's so And then you're hearing the sirens. You're
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hearing the sirens. Tiny audience. So, I'll watch it on YouTube some nights,
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I'll just go on a Dick T Cavitt run, you know? >> Yeah, they really they age so well. And
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the thing that's cool about it was uh because of the format of like long form
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interview uh and it like free flowing conversation you could see a famous person for who they are as a guy you
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know totally and >> and uh talk shows like nowadays it's it's so >> I don't even know if they make money for
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the networks anymore like it's yeah it's like tell me your vacation your story
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about losing your luggage and then what's the movie and then this is the clip and it's like They're these like
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kind of like weird like legacy like products that just exist because they have to be there.
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>> It's super surfacey. I I mean in the old days I don't even know when they
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invented boredom. It was probably like late 80s because >> Tom Schneider show was again just a like
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he had Dan Akrid on. They would talk for 45 minutes straight. It was like no commercials
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>> and you would learn a lot. You're right. It would go a little deeper than just I
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heard you bought a dog recently and then you do your dogs. >> Oh yeah. And he he also had Gore Vidal
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and Norman Maylor and really en enemies and fights and weirdness would happen on
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Dick Cav and real tension, you know. >> But yeah, the talk show's dying. It
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basically late night talk shows took in about 485 million pre- pandemic between all of them. Now it's like 50% less.
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>> 19. >> You know that? How is that crazy? Art in his room. >> I'm curious. I love these machines. I
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love to research stuff. Yeah, I love money. Yeah. Yeah. Actually, I know nothing. I know nothing about money. I I
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don't know. The objective really was just to like do not I did a podcast for
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so long that was like quite successful and >> town Nick Mullen who's spirit I think he's a
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great >> improviser doing characters and impressions and I thought you guys
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played all >> the greatest guy ever. Yeah. Yeah. >> And Sav Savro. Yeah. There was a break
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chemistry between you three. >> Yeah, it was it was kind of like a just a friendship simulator, I guess, for
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people because it's like you don't see people listening to a podcast. So,
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you're kind of in a living room and then like once you stop recording, then you
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start having the argument about what to have for lunch. It's It's kind of like
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it feels like you're in a living room with friends hanging out. It was it was
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either overtly performative when Nick would do impressions or it was so lowfi and the way you guys would even dress in
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your whole body language and sometimes you get really tight on the mic and kind of talk really soft and so it it drew
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you in. But my question for you is this. You didn't do ads, right? >> We did. Yeah,
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>> we did ads and Patreon. >> We do the worst ads. Yeah. >> Okay.
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>> We do the absolute worst ads ever. Like we had boner pill companies which are
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like literal pharmaceuticals. We'd make really just irresponsible claims. We had no idea why they were like
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signing up still. But I think because the ads became part of the show, they become
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>> you know they're in a meeting one day going, "Did you know these guys from
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Come Town are goofing on our >> spying on town?" >> No, no, seriously. Uh, I think because
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people skip the the reads, right? Like I hate ads. I hit the 30 second skip. >> Yeah, we love our our advertising, but
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go ahead. >> No, I mean you're you guys I mean some of the worst I mean you barely know how
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to read. >> Yeah. >> No, I mean no but genuinely uh we were working two hours a week and then Stav
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was still doing the road. Nick and I got really lazy. Uh >> lazier than two hours a week.
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>> Well, yeah. I mean, I I I didn't have to work. I mean, I stopped doing standup
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kind of. It's just like Yeah, I thought I sucked also. Uh I was kind of like the
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like like Nebish of the show, you know. Nick and Nick is like the funniest guy ever. Sav is one of the funniest guys
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ever. Like, you know, I was like, "Oh, I'm just like the the the gay like the
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gay Jew, you know." >> And then with this with this show, it's like a kind of was just a series of
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accidents. I think it started off as a joke to make me into like >> a public intellectual
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>> like and re Stewart they said >> oh >> who's they >> I'm not I'm going to blow it I'm going
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to I like literally I'm just wearing glasses I mean they they think I'm something that I'm not wearing really
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>> I'm a stupid guy like but beyond that like uh yeah this is this requires a lot
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of effort and like the scary thing about trying is that if you try as hard as you
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can you can find out that you have no talent. Yeah. >> And uh what's ended up happening is that
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it's gone really well. >> I just have to tell you, Dana, there's something I'm excited about.
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>> Now, you remember we talked about Jury Duty, the show. >> Oh, yeah.
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>> Season one. Yeah. >> Yeah. >> And that one I saw it on TikTok
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>> and then it was kind of a word of mouth thing. It It blew up. It was funny
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>> and uh it actually all pulled together which I was shocked they pulled that
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thing together. >> Uh and I was like I will they do it again and they did >> and cool. I think that's very cool.
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>> It it was set in the courtroom the first time and uh >> this is going to be a company retreat.
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>> H yeah. >> Yeah. Jury duty presents company retreat. It takes this groundbreaking
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social experiment out of the courthouse. Stay with me, Dana. I got it. And drops
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it into the most relatable setting ever, the company corporate retreat. And if you've ever survived that awkward team
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building exercises or a trust fall with co-workers, >> you you know the vibe.
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>> Yeah. I mean, this is an inspired idea, I got to say, after jury duty to put it
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in a company retreat. This season follows Anthony, a real temp hired by Rocking Grandma's Hot Sauce for their
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annual retreat. >> Right there. They should figure it out. rocking grandma's hot sauce.
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>> Yeah, I know. It's except he has no idea the entire thing is staged around him.
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It's it's a workplace comedy meets hidden camera and uh it's unpredictable.
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It's authentic. It's so full of heart. The stakes are higher. The laughs are
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bigger and it still celebrates the goodness in people. And here's the wild part. Rock and grandma's hot sauce.
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They're actually making it. >> Okay. >> And the flavors will be available on
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Amazon. >> Oh my god. But I wonder if they started that first or if they they just made up
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that name and then it sounded funny and but it's going to get a lot of attention. But you know this thing
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>> I'm kind of glad they didn't do it in the courtroom again cuz someone would
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figure that out. I would think >> Oh, I don't think they could do it in
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the courtroom. I think that company retreat is uh the next best one. Yeah, >> it's hard to think of where to do it but
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they did a good job. So looking forward to that. >> Me too. streaming on Prime Video March
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20th. Come Town is still around or is it for sure? >> No, it's Come Town is gone. You like it? You
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should >> I like the Come Stain sounds. So, >> it's so cool that you you you know about
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Nick. It's so cool. I had young people turn me on to it and say you should go
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on this show and so you can riff with Nick, you know. >> Wow. >> So, he's great.
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>> So, that's awesome to hear. Yeah. Yeah. Uh straight straight up is they say
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absolutely. Um I mean no cap dude. >> I don't say that kind of [ __ ] 38.
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>> That's you and Madani over there like no cap Mandani. >> No me and Madani are we're we have we
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have plans. >> We have plans. We go to >> Soviet style. Yeah. >> Soviet style plans. Yeah. What kind of
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apartment like could I get as kind of a casual acquaintance of the mayor now through you?
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>> If I wanted a onebedroom in the village, nice, you know, >> um, what could I get it for? If we
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connected through M, Danny, >> I I don't think the mayor does real estate.
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>> Okay, that's an answer. I was probing. >> I was just probing in case we know
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Lauren Michaels. Here's a question I have for you. It'd be funny if he had a
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side he had to get a side job. >> He still does open houses. >> Yeah,
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>> he's a real estate agent. >> The mayor's been destroying himself as a
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cocktail waitress at night. >> Yeah, >> he's in trouble. Yeah, that's funny.
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>> Would you have aspirations for SNL or ever thought about it that or were you?
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>> I mean, as a kid, it's it's it was the coolest thing in the world, but I think
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I'm too kind of too old probably now. I'm 38. I kind of have a thing going,
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but I'm very close with like like Sarah's and uh Sherman. She's like one
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of my good friends. >> I know you guys you guys are friends, right? That's so awesome.
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>> All she does is yell at me around. >> How don't take that [ __ ] from her. What
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the [ __ ] does she know? What has she done with her life? Just like you my boss.
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>> No, I mean she's like one of that's that's like f >> We love her. Can we talk about her
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special a little bit? I watched it the other night. >> I was there. I was there for the day.
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>> You were there. >> It's the wildest thing. And it's only her could do. I was just
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>> Her commitment to being bananas is so good. >> Yeah. >> And attacking the audience. Go ahead.
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>> Yeah. I think women can I think women could do it. I think they could do
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comedy. I for a long time we doubted it, but I thought, you know, >> Yeah. This is just a recent thing. Yeah.
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>> Like the last male or female. This is an X-rated haunted house. >> Oh, come on. How many of them are funny?
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>> What? >> How many, >> Adam? Don't even get us >> Oh, women. Oh, women.
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>> A thousand million. >> I'm just kidding. They're funnier than
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us. Of course, they tell great stories. No, no. I'm just making fun of Sarah.
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>> No, no, we had to we had to give it up. I We were in that mode back in the 80s
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for, you know, Nord Dunn didn't think they were represented. And then all of a
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sudden Sher O Terry and Tina Fay and Christine Wig and you know that the women kind of took over the show.
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>> I'm just I don't I thought that this the old boys club. I thought this was the
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kind of stuff you guys said. I don't even believe that. I think women are fabulous
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>> uh and so funny and their stories. They really go somewhere and they're really
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interesting and they're and they went to CVS. >> Are you are you reading a lot? Where are
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you getting this point of view from? >> He's just talking off top of his head.
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>> I co-sign all that. I mean, >> I'm teased. I I don't believe that. So,
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>> no, I'm too I'm in your frequency right now. I get that. No, Sarah. But Sarah's
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special is disgusting and revolting and it's it's so fun and she's she's so uh
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>> she's so she's a singular voice and she's she's a lovely friend and uh
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>> when you're genuine, it's kind of sickening. I know. It's disgusting. Really? It
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sounds like I'm like trying to molest you or something when I'm being nice.
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Yeah. I'm like molesting with compliments. Yeah. >> You're like mullet stand is kind of
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boring a lot of the time. I don't know. You know when you Hey everybody. >> I hate it.
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>> God masturbated in front of my cat and the elbow's on the mic and and Sarah
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never is boring. She walks out and goes to this guy. You act like you don't have
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a butthole. >> That's like I'm like, "Okay, she's she's
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already got us. She's doing stuff that's very different. Very hard to find
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different. >> Well, I like that with she took the Seinfeld riff and she would press a
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button and do a little >> I didn't know you could do that. Like I thought Seinfeld go you can't have it.
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No. >> Oh, she doesn't get in trouble for doing that, right? >> Would you have to clear that, Adam?
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>> I I had to talk to Jerry and and uh Netanyahu. I had to talk to both of
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them. They're fine now. Did you hear my joke that I was saying that all my exes
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got a podcast now? It's called Didn't Come Downtown. >> Really? >> Don't Don't say that. I'm sure they were
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five. >> Yeah, I'm going to do the Seinfeld bass for the rest of the time we do the
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podcast. >> I saw a video recently of how they did it and it was a synthesizer. I thought
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my entire life was a slap base. Yeah. >> Don't Okay. Yeah, >> there's a YouTube video of the the
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composer >> doing the music. Yeah, it's all Yeah. And he's doing it live to the episode.
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>> No. >> Yeah. >> But it blew my mind. It was like I thought uh Yeah. I thought
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>> Dude, I'm so old. I was on the lot at uh CBS Radford when we were doing Just
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Shoot Me. Oh, a couple people remember. And also they were doing Seinfeld and uh
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I'd see him on his bike. It was the greatest lot. Of course, just filed for bankruptcy. a lot. Terrifying in LA. Uh,
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thanks Karen Bass. Thanks Gavin. Your friends. I'm kidding. Whoops. >> Who is that?
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>> I don't know. I'm just trying to put blame somewhere. >> The Hollywood industry is dying.
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>> He's on your show. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> Tell him to be up [ __ ] Hollywood.
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Bring it back. >> Who's going I say this would this is a great idea. >> I'll text you some ideas because we'll
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get back in track. It's Gavin. Is that the guess is? >> Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Three next week. Three
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big ones. >> Yeah. The Hollywood studio system is dying. The amount of productions is
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dying and so they have to do something. So more production comes back and that starts with negotiating with the union
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>> and also subsidizing you know the industry tax breaks to compete with >> Romania. Boston, Atlanta, Romania,
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Bulgaria, Zanzibar. Could you like put it in an email or maybe a video? If you guys are saying it, you guys are
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legends. He might be like, "Oh, >> you should say we have a question from a
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couple of constituents." >> And then >> hi, I'm D. >> Listen, you already lost Schneider. You
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don't want to lose them. >> What? >> They're poisoning our water. No,
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>> you were saying his last joke isn't political. >> Oh, the the Korean Yeah, the Korean uh
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barbecue joke. I don't sounds like he's like I go to one of these Korean barbecues. He's
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like, "Would you believe it? They make you cook your own food." He's like, "I
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sure hate to go to one of them Korean whouses." Wait. Oh, why don't you come
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over here and suck your own dick? Why do you come over here and [ __ ] your own ass? Yeah. It's just It's so stupid.
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>> Let's bring up Adam. You ready for Adam? >> I love fake so great. They make you suck your dick.
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Well, no, they don't. >> He's like, it's kind of lazy. >> Lazy.
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>> Here's one of his jokes. We just saw him on uh his first Letterman. We were all
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friends. >> Actually, Sandler, me, Jud, we were all friends right before we all got on doing
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standup in the valley and [ __ ] And and Schneider was the first one to get Letterman.
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>> We all loved [ __ ] Letterman, of course, and uh the show. And so, he got
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it. And I was on TikTok the other day and it was so he had such a funny unique look. He looked like a little cowboy
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shirt and he had a big pompador and he's like, >> "Did he do Elvis?
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>> He did Elvis on a fish hook and he did a >> Elvis on a fish hook. That got him SNL I
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think." >> Yeah. I think that was so weird. >> He did how you say dude when you're in
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LA. There's different ways of saying it. He had one where he goes, "My parents
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when I uh one time they spilled uh uh I spilled like No, no, he hit his knee on the coffee table and he was a
00:24:02
little kid and his mom would hit the coffee table and go, "Bad coffee table.
00:24:05
Bad." And uh and then he'd feel better because she goes, "We make it even here.
00:24:11
You were bad." And so he goes to bed and then his dad wakes him up at 2 in the
00:24:16
morning. Hey Rob, your mom just spilled some hot oil on the coffee table. Come on out here. We got to make it even. You
00:24:23
know our policy. >> So, >> was he the first like breakout of your of your crew?
00:24:29
>> Did I say it wrong? There's no laugh. >> Um >> uh uh >> I've worked with him in San Francisco. I
00:24:36
>> maybe >> No, I mean like when you guys were all like >> young guys. Yeah.
00:24:42
>> Spade and Schneider came as like a duo somehow. >> We got hired together. We were We
00:24:48
auditioned at the same time. got hired as writers. Adam, I think, was doing remote control, so I think he was sort
00:24:55
of known a little bit in that world of MTV, which is a big world back then. >> Yeah, he was on M MTV. He struggled.
00:25:02
>> I am poor boy. >> He struggled for I think it was like 13 weeks when he got to New York and then
00:25:09
he got a TV show. So, >> Sandler had a lot of stuff going on. >> Undeniable.
00:25:14
>> Yeah. Undeniable. No way. I knew Rob and uh well from San Francisco and then met Spade in LA. So
00:25:22
and Dennis Miller we both knew them >> and sort of >> helped a lot >> tacidly. How about these guys and then
00:25:29
you only had like 10 minutes right at the time David or 15? >> Yeah, probably 15. I was not a headliner
00:25:35
for shows. Maybe a middle. >> They came in as writer features basically, right? Yeah.
00:25:40
>> Yeah. >> Wasn't a writer either. Couldn't It was a >> We couldn't even get a writer. It could.
00:25:44
>> What did you do for your audition? Just stand up. >> You talk on me or Dana?
00:25:49
>> What? Yeah. What What did you guys do? Like I think I know. What did you do?
00:25:53
>> A I think did Characters. >> You did Characters, right? Probably.
00:25:56
>> Well, yeah. Yeah. Basically, chatting in between, but but I I was seen in a club,
00:26:02
which was lucky because I auditioned for SNL the Comedy Store and a cattle call and followed Sam Kenisonson with no MC
00:26:08
in between at midnight and bombed epically. and the SNL people were there but not Lauren. And then later on Lauren
00:26:15
was the show was coming around. So I went to a small club on the west side and Lauren came with Sher. And I got to
00:26:22
do 40 minutes of standup with a regular audience. But I still had to audition again. Um Jim Carrey was there too and
00:26:31
Phil Hartman at a studio and stand in front of maybe five cast members. Love it. Nora Dunn, Dennis Miller, Lauren
00:26:38
Michaels, some assistants and do kind of chatty standup, you know, just character.
00:26:44
>> Did you get laughs? Like the thing is you get no laughs, right? That's
00:26:47
>> not in that one. Not with Lord and everybody. You just have to >> nerve-wracking.
00:26:52
>> Well, I done chop and I did something and then there was a fire alarm. So
00:26:58
there was 10 minutes of nothing >> and I'm just standing there and then
00:27:03
Lauren goes, "Uh, is that pretty much do you have anything else or is that just a
00:27:08
song? Is that all?" And I I thought later that his >> aloof coldness was trying to find out can you take live
00:27:19
TV and not blow it because the tension was I think intentionally he ratchets it up
00:27:24
>> to make you nervous and see if you can handle it. I said, "I I got a lot more,
00:27:29
bitch." And then he went, >> you're like, "I'm just waiting to see if
00:27:33
there's a real fire. Can we leave?" Sarah, actually, speaking of our friend
00:27:38
Sarah, >> Jesus, >> uh, in the middle of her uh, second show taping, the uh, the lights [ __ ] up and
00:27:47
she she was like she had a ton of momentum. The lights [ __ ] up and then she had to come back out cold and I it
00:27:53
was giving me heart palpitations like as a comic >> because it's like it's a it's a special
00:27:58
taping. >> Yeah. >> And I was like I was like nauseous. I like wanted to throw up. Then she had to
00:28:03
get the [ __ ] momentum back and I was like I was so stressed out or something. >> I said she's dressed as a goer or some
00:28:12
[ __ ] she's doing. >> She's dressed as some sort of clown psycho.
00:28:17
>> We on the road. I go, "This is a literally a clown's outfit." She goes,
00:28:21
"I know." I go, "Do you have any normal? Do you have a [ __ ] you know pencil
00:28:27
dress?" Pencil dress. He's one of those people who be like, "You take one day to
00:28:32
know her and 20 years to believe it." >> You know, cuz that's really that's
00:28:36
really her. Yeah. She's really she's not putting on a thing. I mean, >> on stage, that's not really her. She's
00:28:43
an annoying Jewish girl in real life. But on stage, >> but that's so her so her in the sense of
00:28:50
>> what she wants to do. It's it's so humor, you know. But anyway, that God
00:28:57
>> Wait, what? David, what did you what did you do? >> Oh, I just uh
00:29:01
>> not much. >> Just >> didn't really knock the RTOR scale. I
00:29:06
did supposed to be doing 20 I think Catcher Rising Star. It was a light crowd, probably half SNL, right? 10
00:29:13
people and then half 10 other people. And I did I did 12 minutes I think because it wasn't going that well. And
00:29:20
then um and then Schneider went >> SNL from a bad scent. >> Yeah. Well, they had seen me on the
00:29:26
Young Comedian special, so I was already foot in the door. And we had the extra push of being with Bernie Brilstein and
00:29:34
that that company had a lot of SNL people. >> Lauren Michaels was a client
00:29:38
>> and they got Dana Dana and a little bit and Dennis Push. So, that all helped.
00:29:44
And then Dennis was saying they're going to mostly look at your writing of the
00:29:47
jokes, not really if you're a polished road act. And so I think they just liked
00:29:53
that it was like sort of a weird act and I looked a little younger and >> you know they he said it normal like
00:29:59
that. He didn't say like that that was like Hannibal crossing the Alps cha. He
00:30:04
didn't say it like that way. He said >> no he did say before I went out he goes
00:30:07
>> he said it normal. >> He go I go I'm a little nervous tonight.
00:30:09
He goes >> well don't worry. He goes he goes you don't want to kill too hard. They're
00:30:13
going to think you're some polished road dog [ __ ] act. And I go so don't do well.
00:30:17
And they're like and you're on. I'm like, "Wait, don't get loud." I So I go
00:30:22
on and uh and then I got off and I was like, "Oh, [ __ ] it." And then Schneider
00:30:28
went on. Then Tom Kenny went on and then we got a call a couple days later on a pay phone, old man alert.
00:30:34
>> And then they were like walking by one. >> We were waiting for a call like in a
00:30:40
>> The Matrix. Yeah. >> And they go, "Oh, it was like someone from Burlstein saying Gerbitz or someone
00:30:46
saying, "Oh, that good news. They're going to hire you as feature player
00:30:48
writers." I'm like, I don't want to write. I just want to be a on this
00:30:52
[ __ ] show. And then they go, you got to write for everybody. Like Dana, everyone's better than us. I'm like, I
00:30:58
don't know how to write for these guys. I don't know how to write a sketch. So,
00:31:00
it took a long time, especially for me. Rob picked up a little quicker. Sandler picked up very quick.
00:31:05
>> And David would sit behind me in the read through. We're all reading the
00:31:08
scripts and there's like 50 >> die. And then Lauren would always say to
00:31:13
me just to just to mess with me, David's ready whenever you fall, David's right
00:31:20
there. >> Cuz David, you know, we kind of look like we're from the same tribe or he's
00:31:26
my little brother or whatever. So, it was a natural thing of like >> it was like being in the quarterback
00:31:30
room with like Brett Favre and you're like, "Hey, so you gonna stick around
00:31:34
another year?" And he's like, "I think I got one more in me." I'm like, "That's
00:31:38
great." And they got, you know, >> they're giving great massages here at
00:31:44
the Jets, so I got to stay around for another year. >> Remember his wiener?
00:31:50
>> Yeah, I remember. >> Yeah, I still talk to his wiener sometimes. >> No, I'm kidding. He sent his wiener
00:31:55
around. Remember this one time he sent it to some sports reporter >> or Yeah. Yeah.
00:32:00
>> Early dickpick drama. >> Uhhuh. >> Are you an artist? >> Not really.
00:32:06
>> Yeah. >> Oh, him. Oh, I I didn't do this, but I've No. >> Well, on a side, I put in Adam Freeland
00:32:12
and then it went to it said tour this and that and then it showed these really cool
00:32:20
paintings. >> He is not >> Oh, yeah. I'm not. No, during co I just
00:32:24
painted a little bit. Yeah. >> You have there's a painting of George W.
00:32:29
Bush getting the word about 911. >> Yeah, I think that was the best one I did.
00:32:34
>> You did do those two. You had a fire. And then you did the comedian >> my coat. Yeah.
00:32:39
>> And you did the comedian crying or whatever. Which uh >> which one was it?
00:32:45
>> Uh he hosts >> Oh, I did the Steve Harvey. Yeah, the Steve Harvey.
00:32:49
>> Okay. So I thought where where am I? This is a weird site. So okay. All
00:32:53
right. Hidden talents. Is that >> I don't even know that that's still up
00:32:57
on the internet. Yeah, too. But >> I did a I did a deep dive. >> I should get rid of that. Mhm.
00:33:04
>> Um, >> is Epstein still alive? 5 seconds. >> Go. >> Epste still alive. You have 5 seconds.
00:33:10
>> Well, if he's still alive, then he's he's quite rudely ghosting me.
00:33:17
>> Quite rudely. >> He's getting bad press lately. Have you noticed?
00:33:21
>> He's a, you know, it's just his anti-semitism has gone out of control.
00:33:26
>> You know what? If he's alive, he's going to need one of those crisis PR people. I think
00:33:32
>> he definitely will >> kind of digging out of a hole. >> As evil as possible. Yeah.
00:33:37
>> Anti-semitism is out there, man. >> Yeah. Yeah. Well, actually, I I did a
00:33:42
show and it was like the worst show of my life recently. >> Um but it was like Sorry. Um Richard Kai
00:33:50
did my my talk show and then he asked me to co-host a charity event. I I didn't
00:33:55
know what it meant. And then like 45 minutes before they were like it's a roast of Richard Kind hosted by the
00:34:02
roast master general himself, Mr. Jeff Ross. And I was like a ro I I did I didn't have a set. I like
00:34:10
I'm like I'm freaking out. So I fart out like a like some jokes and I get there
00:34:16
and it's just 97year-old billionaire Jewish grandparents. >> And I'm like what is this for? I like I
00:34:24
was like I don't know where I am. And uh and I was like I was told that Jeff Ross is
00:34:32
going to be the roast master. So I was like I wrote some nasty crap. >> Yeah. Yeah.
00:34:36
>> Real nasty blue crap. >> Yeah. >> And so like I go out and there I was
00:34:40
like I don't guys I don't know if I should say this. It was a little bit a
00:34:43
little bit crude. And they're like say that joke. And I was like uh well like
00:34:47
like a lot of like a lot of people like uh Richard Khan like changed his name when he moved to Hollywood like uh John
00:34:55
Stewart was once named John Lieowitz and Richard Khan was once named and I was like Zman the rapist and then it just
00:35:04
crushes the old people like love that joke and I was like I was like how is this possible? I was like I was like and
00:35:10
then I'm like you know but relax guys it's a family name. It's it was rape was
00:35:15
changed at Ellis Island >> and I was like in fact his grandfather Mosha rapist was the first rapist in
00:35:22
Hollywood. He he founded the creative artist agency and there have been rapists throughout the industry ever
00:35:27
since and then it dies when I say that it's a weird crowd. >> It went from a throwway to a theme.
00:35:36
>> You got a one shot. You're a one shot wonder. >> This crap I rode in on the subway. I was
00:35:40
like I I'm freaking out. I was like, I have to get through this. And so then
00:35:44
I'm like, you know, and then I was like, you know, I it's going fine. I'm like,
00:35:49
I'm surviving, right? And it's it's actually >> I'm happy. I'm happy with how it's
00:35:54
going. >> Yeah. >> I was like, I wrote I wrote a a movie for Richard uh recently. I pitched him.
00:36:00
It's called the the first Jew who died in the Holocaust. And I was like, it's
00:36:04
about a guy who's in line for the train to Awitz. and he was uh complaining about whe uh whether or not he could use
00:36:12
his points for business class and then >> good >> and yeah they liked it. They liked you
00:36:17
know all the all the other Jews like take him he's horrible. Uh, and so then
00:36:22
the last joke's there and then I was like, oh, I guess it's a roast. I got to
00:36:26
go around the deis. No, >> it's all I have left on the page, right? >> I'm like, well, Jeff Garland's here from
00:36:31
Curb Your Enthusiasm. Hey, you fat [ __ ] And haha, s you fat [ __ ] And then Jeff
00:36:36
Ross is here. Like, oh, don't don't give me I forgot what I said. We know I know
00:36:41
what you did. I had nothing. Right. And I look and I look at the crowd and I'm
00:36:46
like, and Jeff Epstein's here. Where the hell have you been? Dead. Like dead.
00:36:51
Like more just the worst silence I've ever heard in my entire life. And horrible. Like you know when a joke
00:36:57
bombs you hear a couple chuckles. It's like it's like the air has left the
00:37:01
room. >> Yeah. >> And I'm like standing there. It's the last thing I have to say.
00:37:04
>> And I'm like it's topical. It's like the news. I'm like it's not my What are
00:37:11
you talking about? >> It's the last thing on the page. It >> was it was just the last thing on the
00:37:17
page. And I'm like, and I'm like, and then uh Richard kind of like looks at
00:37:21
me. He's like, "Adam, I think it's cuz he's dead." >> And I'm like, "Oh, I didn't mean to. His
00:37:27
his body is barely cold. You know, I didn't I didn't mean to speak ill of the
00:37:31
noted sex trafficker and pedophile. That one's >> Jeffrey Epste. I love
00:37:35
>> And then my friend is in the crowd and this old guy turns to him. He's like,
00:37:39
"Hey, I knew Jeffrey Epstein." >> Oh. to me. I didn't even Oh, that wouldn't
00:37:46
>> I got off the stage and uh someone was like actually I think he was a major
00:37:50
donor to this organization. It's a charity that we're doing an event for
00:37:54
right now. >> Yeah. >> And I was like I didn't know it was a real guy. I thought it was like from the
00:37:58
news. >> When did they get on this guy? He's [ __ ] they they got some data now.
00:38:03
It's >> it's a guy from dinner. It wasn't it's just like it's a real person to them.
00:38:10
And so it was just I I literally I ran away. I I left. >> I like the idea of you on the subway
00:38:16
going there going, "Does anyone have rape jokes?" And everyone's trying to
00:38:19
help you. And so >> they liked like a romcom. >> Zman the rapist. They love
00:38:24
>> Yeah. You started with your closer and you >> Well, da da the rapist. That's a the
00:38:28
rhythm of a great joke. >> Well, it just sounds like someone from like a a small village in in the
00:38:35
>> Yeah, it's it's kind of quaint. You don't expect >> There's like one guy that's the the
00:38:38
Yeah. the fool. The village idiot. This guy's >> the rap like the hunchback. He's the
00:38:44
rapist. >> You know, the butcher, the rapist. >> Yeah. And the hunchback.
00:38:48
>> The local rapist. >> Yeah. Stand up big is is delicate. I've done those events. I Neil Young and
00:38:54
every the Stills and Nash were in the audience. Some kind of benefit in LA somewhere. And the same kind of thing
00:39:00
just crickets bombs away. >> Yeah. >> Neil Neil just sat there kind of
00:39:06
stonefaced. I mean, he just he was probably waiting to go on, you know, but yeah, Neil was cool, but it was just
00:39:12
that situation. You just triggered me and I know you can't see. >> He was busy searching for a Heart of
00:39:17
Gold. I've done so many so many uh corporate gigs where I bombed Dana. I don't I can't even imagine Dana bombing,
00:39:24
but I guess it happens. >> I have my tricks, but I I could, you know, I try to levitate the room. I have
00:39:30
a sickness when I was in the clubs in the early days. If you didn't kill, you
00:39:33
didn't move up and you didn't get rehired. So there was this like doggy dog must kill and must get a standing
00:39:39
ovation must or I'm dead in the water. So I've just carried that with me. So I
00:39:45
go to these corporate dates I still want to kill and it's kind of hard >> when they've had dinner and it's like
00:39:51
11:00. >> You know what's a good bit to do? Last night I was at the comedy store and I do
00:39:55
my set and I get off. It was either Harlon Williams or Santino was next and I I go I get my applause which is just
00:40:03
fine. And it's not crazy, but I get off and I see them about to walk on. I go,
00:40:07
"Ooh, um, Encore." And then I go right back behind the curtain. They think I'm
00:40:11
going to run back on stage and they're so pissed. They're like, "No, I
00:40:16
>> But of course, I was ask." >> Yeah, he is. Just >> the last time I s I saw him in like a
00:40:24
couple years ago and I'm like, he blew my mind. Harland is underrated because
00:40:28
>> one of the funniest he's one of the funniest comedian >> constantly kills there
00:40:32
>> and you don't hear that much about him. This isn't a negative thing. It's just
00:40:36
it's a positive thing. Meaning >> he gets good spots and there's a reason
00:40:40
he gets these good juicy spots. He does he does well. >> Was he the one who did this standup
00:40:45
special? There was somebody who did one just on a mountain by themselves with no
00:40:49
audience. Was that Harland? Somebody did that. >> Somebody did that during COVID. Didn't
00:40:53
they do a no audience? Yeah, the camera just came in and I thought it was Harley
00:40:57
was just in the alone in the desert on kind of a hill. >> That's why you need a hook for a
00:41:00
special. I would have to get laughs. That would be easier. >> Oh, Heather's all about the groins,
00:41:07
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00:41:13
>> But the truth is, if my wellness plan feels complicated, I blow it off. I
00:41:16
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yet? I'm sorry that I >> kind of I took the last year off the road uh to get the show up and running
00:42:53
and uh because like yeah, Nick Nick like Nick uh left the show to do we were sick
00:42:59
of podcasting and that's like how we were paying for the talk show. So, we both were like, "Let's just stop doing
00:43:05
the podcast." Uh, and then I kind of went dark for four months, hired a staff, and now I'm kind of producing
00:43:11
this talk show once a week, but now I'm back on the road. So, I'm in Philly this
00:43:16
weekend, and yeah. >> Have you had any confrontations on your podcast with big world leaders or
00:43:21
important people? >> Uh, big world leaders. >> Well, I didn't have a confrontation with
00:43:29
him. I got along with him really well. >> Yeah. >> Uh on the show I had this guy Richie
00:43:35
Torres. We had a thing that went sideways about politics. You know, it's just like you don't want to be
00:43:44
>> a major thing I I I want to resist doing is like people think comedians are smart
00:43:50
now. Like you know, like oh yeah, >> I don't want to speak from a position of
00:43:54
authority in any way that I don't qualify. Like I could do the homework and then present that I know these
00:44:00
things, but it's a lie, right? Instead, I could rather like talk to someone >> and ask them ask them questions that I
00:44:07
feel comfortable asking instead of like whenever I hear a comedian like spouting
00:44:11
off about [ __ ] that trying to be smart. It's like >> it's it's where you become a blowhard,
00:44:17
right? Like so I don't want to I don't want to do that. >> I call it becoming a teacher. Like I am
00:44:22
a standup, but I'm going to shut up. Yeah, talk about owner pills. >> Yeah, exactly. Norm had a really good
00:44:32
quote once that was like uh uh that was like they say comedians are modern day philosophers which is offensive to
00:44:39
modernday philosophers, you know, there are actual smart people in the world, you know,
00:44:45
>> and he happened to be like one of the smartest guys, you know, but it's just
00:44:48
like >> it's not really us. We shouldn't be like uh the the the thing is is like the
00:44:54
platforms are so big now like 10 times more people are listening to Rogan every day than watching CNN
00:45:01
>> anything. So >> yeah. >> So so there's like this uh you know
00:45:05
>> just by virtue of the fact that the platforms are so big that they're
00:45:08
getting a ton of attention. But >> for me personally in my show I I have to
00:45:13
make a concertive effort of like what I want to do which is like if so if I have
00:45:18
a politician I'm not going to study up on like specific legislation but instead
00:45:23
I could be like yo like you know no one likes the government and everyone hates you like why do you want to be in it?
00:45:30
>> Right. >> That's a question that's a question I feel comfortable asking and then you get
00:45:34
an interesting answer to it too that they're not they don't h they don't have
00:45:38
talking points. They're not ready for that one. Yeah. And do you do both sides
00:45:42
when you do interviews? >> What do you mean both sides? Like >> right, left to
00:45:47
>> Republican, Democrat. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I've had uh that
00:45:50
guy Scott from CNN from the argument show. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. He's >> That guy's having so much fun on that
00:45:56
show. >> Oh, he is. >> Is he where he sits down and argues there? >> He's like, "Shut that." What is that
00:46:02
show? >> It's just a lot. >> Every time I see a clip, it's more
00:46:06
people. >> Well, it's kind of Yeah. It's like the United Nations review or something. They
00:46:11
get >> They're all agreeing with each other one after. It's a circular thing. Yeah.
00:46:16
Yeah. Yeah. And then they come to Scott. Oh, wait a minute. I mean, it's kind of
00:46:20
entertaining. >> Yeah. Scott's lucky because he gets half the lines, right?
00:46:26
>> One of him. He gets 50% of the time. >> He's cooking on that show. But I had him
00:46:30
on the show and then like, you know, and then I' I've had, you know, people on
00:46:34
the I don't want to be partisan also. Like I have my own opinions. >> I'm not going to be like of the left or
00:46:41
of the right. I'm just a person. And if someone says something that sounds like
00:46:45
[ __ ] if someone says something that sounds stupid, >> I think secular trends are a way to talk
00:46:54
about politics without being political. >> You know, way >> uh Okay, we for better for worse, we
00:47:00
have a $ 38 trillion debt. What's that about? you know, um, >> yeah, >> what are we going to do with homeless
00:47:08
people literally in the big cities? I mean, stuff that should be a problem for everybody. And then it's a matter of how
00:47:13
you want to solve them. >> Yeah. Sometimes you want to be like, what like what's the food like at the
00:47:18
cafeteria in Congress or like you want to be like, you know, like Yeah. >> You know, uh, how someone met Trump,
00:47:26
they're like, "Yeah, what were like the weird things that he showed you?" Right.
00:47:29
You know, sometimes you you kind of want to get like a threedimensional picture of who these guys are and you kind of
00:47:35
see how like normal or [ __ ] weird the people are that are in these positions. And I think like actually seeing people
00:47:43
for who they are is actually very helpful. So, if I'm like asking them about even just like, you know, their
00:47:50
backgrounds, like I had one politician on and I was like talking to his comm's
00:47:55
team and I was like, you know, does he like [ __ ] does he play guitar? I was like, I can't find anything. And they
00:48:01
were like, he likes walking around and uh and hot dogs. And I was like, he sounds like the BTK killer.
00:48:11
>> I was like, you guys have to make something up. everyone. Everyone's
00:48:14
>> got to get them a tattoo or a snake. I mean, it's this is walking around and
00:48:18
and hot dog expert. >> They don't know anything. They are nothing. And it's it's you give them
00:48:24
power. If you have a financial advisor, they use all these funny terms to kind of raisage you. They're just dudes in a
00:48:31
room. They, you know, they're take taken as [ __ ] [ __ ] these people. Yeah.
00:48:35
>> Never give experts power, you know, especially with modern day information,
00:48:42
>> you know. >> I don't know. I think they we just they need to do a good job probably. Doesn't
00:48:46
seem like they're doing a good good job. A lot of them. >> Have they ever? They're I don't know.
00:48:50
>> Yeah, I think they've done a good job a couple times. Maybe. >> Well, maybe we are doing a better job.
00:48:56
>> They passed like the Civil Rights Act. That was pretty good, I guess. >> Yeah.
00:48:59
>> Maybe this is the best it gets, you know, because people go, >> "No, no, it's very trashy. It's very
00:49:04
It's It's like they wear hoodies and stuff now. I We got to bring back the
00:49:09
Yale guys that do like satanic blood rituals." Like it was at least it was classic.
00:49:13
>> Did they ever really go away? >> At least it was classy. Yeah. >> Now you can you go on Facebook Live and
00:49:20
have a meltdown at CVS and be in Congress like six months later. >> Yeah, it's true.
00:49:24
>> It's a little white trash. It's like I just They used to have class.
00:49:29
>> They used to kill >> They kill the president. They'd kill the
00:49:34
brother. They'd kill But they had class. >> Yeah. >> All right. We're ending on that because
00:49:40
that's a good upper. We're trying to get you a >> Are you on your way to the airport?
00:49:46
>> Yeah. >> Oh, guys, I've been uh like a like a 10year-old so nervous and I hope you've
00:49:53
enjoyed it. But genuinely speaking, my legends. I mean, >> first of all, I don't take confidence
00:49:59
well. I didn't react earlier. I really really >> I want to suck your dick. When I if we
00:50:04
meet, I will go and just on my knees and just fate you in public, in private day.
00:50:12
Okay? >> You know, we always say we're not gonna do these things, but let's do it.
00:50:15
>> Here's what we're going to do. Here's what we're going to do. On May 9th,
00:50:19
>> Netflix is a joke. You're at the Region Theater. >> Yeah. >> We're gonna get a ticket.
00:50:24
>> They sold the first one. Dave and I we're gonna be we're not gonna let you
00:50:28
know, but we're gonna be sitting in the back and right before you go on, they're
00:50:32
gonna go, "Spade and Carver are here. They want to see what you got." >> Yeah.
00:50:36
>> Some jokes might sound familiar >> from our act. >> My cho My chopping broccoli opener.
00:50:43
>> My chopping broccoli. >> You can have that. I love it when people
00:50:45
do. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> But what's the other broccoli called? Broccolina.
00:50:51
>> Yeah. I have a big Joe Dirter that I've been doing. a Dicky Roberts chunk in full costume.
00:50:59
>> Formers. >> Yeah, thank you for coming. >> Can I ask you Can I ask you a sincere
00:51:04
question? >> Sure. >> Do you think Grown-Ups 2 is better than one? >> That's a whole another podcast. Um,
00:51:11
okay. >> I will tell you in person. >> Two is one of the funniest movies of all
00:51:16
time. >> You like two better? >> I like two better. I'm a two guy.
00:51:20
>> That That's a split. I have to say >> it's a split >> with black Sheep. It's 90% Tommy boy.
00:51:26
Grown-ups and grown-ups too. >> It's almost 50/50. >> We'll get into it.
00:51:32
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