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[Music] welcome to Super vly folks folks I was talking to Rob low recently he said if a politician said folks they're about to lie to
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you they all really what they're all saying now and I I thought of that the other day I was like why is everyone
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folks you know they used to say on a chips or one of those shows no Little House in the prairie they'd say folks is feeling the pinch PA when he go to the General Store
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actually this reminds me Bobby mamota is a on the tour with me he's a comic really funny so so this quick thing as we're on the road we on the road yeah
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you thought you get away with no story so this time no I want I'm with Kyle dunan uh who's hilarious we had a blast we're back at Providence it's my last night uh before I came back great show a
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lot of fun it's kind of raining pouring pissing rain fine by the way by the way I said when I got on
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stage where is she where's Taylor I heard Taylor Swift lived up there and I said she wasn't at
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Chili's and she wasn't at the mall so she doesn't live here because where else would she be I know God bless her it's
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probably a double digit home locations um I talked to a guy double dig I talked to a guy once Gary David Goldberg God Rest the soul the great you know family
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produc and he was sort of an Old Hippie in a sense he was a little apologetic but he goes well I have a house here and
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here and I got one up here and one there and you know I just have staff and they take care of it and I visit him when I
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feel like the whole time he's gone just it's the weirdest thing yeah yeah they sleep in your bed it's weird I I know I
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don't think yeah that kind of wealth I don't know I mean you know I look at a billionaire you know I'm worth barely
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half that good night I can get with have that I have six houses which that's not
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actually a lot well that's when you play Monopoly with Heather and you take your
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houses and you put them on Boardwalk I go Park Place boardwalk and then I hide money under the Monopoly and they go is that a $500 bill let me ask you a
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question if you're around family holiday or whatever hey let's play a board game
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don't you kind of want to play Monopoly because they have all these other games but monop used like life was pretty good but life is bad if you don't start out
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as a doctor it's not good but monopolies to Wi because you know they say the doctor
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you get like a salary and then if you get the other ones you're not doing as well well I'll do I'll do a game of stro
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with you if you want oh stro is great that was like chess I love capture your flag in a second bomb bomb no that was a fun one man you have
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to lie and go bomb and then it isn't one uh but okay so we're on the road we go to Chili's to eat because what else are you doing Providence sounds fun they
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go there's one right over Yonder so I went there um we get they want to get a dessert you don't want to be too full before the show obviously we stuff then
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Kyle gets like a lava cake and then Bobby goes I want something for after the show so he gets a big cookie child
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oh big cookie right so I don't even I want a cookie yeah maybe it's a cookie in a pan it's like those kind whatever
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it was you know whatever cookie cost 1150 or whatever so he gets a cookie and then puts it in a bag we we eat the lava cake everyone's sick we leave yeah we do
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the show I get off stage and Bobby it's a great crowd I walk off super happy I'm
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lit two steps out looking for obligatory FES and he goes bad news dude and I go oh and then I have to shake out of that and go oh is it about the flight or something and he's like that driver ate
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my [ __ ] cookie I had to go okay wait walk me through it then Kyle comes up he goes listen to him because I think he's serious it was such a
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scandal and I'm like let's just go in the dressing room yeah talk to me about cookie gate he goes I left it in the car
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and then we're so close to the the hotel we're just going to walk for the first time we usually just get back in the car
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so I go oh and what H oh he took off with it probably threw it away or something he goes no they said he's not
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here so I called him and said Dude where's that cookie left he goes I'm eating it he's eating it Dana you can't do
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that the balls he had a I love his attitude on didn't give a fat [ __ ] yeah yeah good Lord you know I guess that's just this
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one do you mean this cookie it's like a pizza did he turn it it would be like you ate my cookie well you know you ought not have left it in
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the back seat I I think the attitude was listen you didn't want it you left it here yeah um I once ordered 10 cheese pizzas and I left in the back of the car
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for the crew at the gig and everything driver got through every last one of them oh see go can happen anyway well
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you not left the double digit pieces in the back seat the back seat goes right yeah I I would say if you want to oh and he goes and you left your phone I was making calls on that or did you want it
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back no I don't I do want my phone back yeah what I would have done is bought a hundred cookies and then delivered him to whoever where the driver was yeah you
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want them you got them now I'd say h cookies I said Bobby call him back and say you know that cookie
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was for charity and he'll feel bad cookie is a funny word you know Don Rickles used to say give out a cookie put him in the corner Don Rickles used the word cookie as a look at Ed look at
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Ed shows over he stands over by the curtains eating a cookie yeah put him in the corner Ed the show started an hour
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ago give him a cookie pack them and Ice you know packam and ice pack them and ice give them a cookie yeah those are
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always good 2k's cookie look I have a pop quiz for you and Heather and Greg you're a little kid there's a fig newton on a plate and a Lorna Dune on a plate
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which one do you can only have one which one do you take who's Lorna dun wasn't there a cookie called a Lorna
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cookie Heather you know what that is look it up Craig Craig's baffled too what's more
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would you rather have animal crackers or um an Oreo cookie I know this whole podcast is called
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grasping grasping for straws is a great name uh well I have another story for you that one was good well we haven't we haven't really moved on from Puff Daddy hang on Greg we have moved on there's a
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ladun everybody come on it couldn't be more of a basic [ __ ] look at just a square sare beige that's your big
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invention that's that's a little Oh short bread okay I'm backing up yeah short bre is good little shortbread called Lura dun now put up the I like
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the microscopic thing I'ma Isaac Fig Newton yeah okay go ahead here we are I read that uh okay so Puff Daddy still in trouble I knew you thought this would
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blow over by now it is people are coming out I think some dad is threatening I it's every every hour what what's the
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latest the latest is my angle I'm not alone that the the baby oil first of all his lawyer sort of insanely came out and said just like our podcast last week he
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buys it at Costco and bulk that's exactly what we said is a joke and his lawyer said it with straight face he
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goes you know puppy always cutting Corners he wants to save a nickel here but he's worth 7,000 million
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he doesn't give a fat [ __ ] anyway that didn't hold water but they also said there's some theories that the had drugs in it it wasn't just baby oil it was like injected with something through the
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bottle and then if it has GHB then it sort of makes you sleepy you know what I mean like the it's like oh it's just GH baby oil and so then it
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it's like a drug that you know because drugs go through your skin yeah so and so I guess I would say you don't need a thousand that's the suspicious part if you just have one it's got some
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[ __ ] zqu in it or whatever then that's well let me ask you a question remember Jerry Jerry Seinfeld didn't
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like that stop saying that sorry just ask it just ask it um it's true just uh straight forward when is the last time you forget the P Dy thing took a bottle
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of baby o and applied it to yourself and was it after a shower or what do you it's for rashes with babies right diaper no I just know it's oil but I haven't I
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mean I think I've used baby shampoo years ago because someone said it doesn't strip your hair out it's good
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for your hair there's not a lot of [ __ ] in it because it's for babies but baby oil they shouldn't even call it baby oil
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because I don't even know what it does for babies do they need to be covered in oil no well probably the judges eight
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eight years ago an assistant came in and said hey boss if you if you have a rash
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or something from wearing all those leather pants here's here's a bottle of baby oil right and then p didy goes hold
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on a second wait one sec what did you say did baby oil for rashes he had to put it all together rashes crotches oil moisture give me a thousand bottles are
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you sure boss yes how Happ crazy enough to work boss it worked for crazy it just might work no but I mean there's Astroglide
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there's Lube if that's what we're talking um or we what are we talking about I don't know some comedian said he
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he had a Lube Garrick's disease that was his defense a comedian just saw shout him
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out a good pun is is so that well I don't want harp on that too much I am I am I am going to harp about one thing because there's two movies I'm talking about and the bigger issue right now
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that's bothering me is California say what you will but it is tinel town and we are known for beaches but also number one is Hollywood and
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movies and we do less movies than almost any other state right now and I wish the
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governor here would loosen the strings and make it E easier because every time you bring up LA to do a movie it's
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almost impossible they always go we go to the tax breaks why is La not making it a tax break because Studios where I shot just shoot me CBS Radford that's
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drying up the one by the Grove is drying up and you're think it's the worst recession in the industry in 60 years um
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trying to come back from strikes and Co and it's just there's so many good people want to work here the best makeup
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the best grips the best art direct everybody is so good in La ready to work and then listen and you know what I'll make a deal I'll give them all the crime you can have just make these make it
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easier to make movies here you can have Smash and grabs you can have go into go into the mall break do donuts in the street knock everyone over and take over absolutely we just want some production
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I'll give them all the crime all the [ __ ] that's going on out there all the running into 7-Eleven on your bicycle
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and beating up everyone and stealing everything leaving and it's not a crime and they're all laughing another thing
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about that is they're all laughing I see these videos because they're like no one's chasing us now it's fun now let's
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go somewhere rob it and we'll laugh and we'll film ourselves be like check out my Tik Tok check out my yeah they're
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just they're just an on uh you know social media you know Walgreens in 10 minutes downtown Chicago I'm in
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exactly they're like beep B Boop see it the fun thing used to be little league uh so now also the thing about oh this
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is too heavy we can get rid of it but there is homeless problem here in La a lot of cities fine definitely but if
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you're if you're trying to solve the homeless problem you shouldn't be flying people in from other countries or over
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the border to add because forget the politics of it it's just simple math that's more people that don't have a
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place to live so does homeless go up yes so that's not the best way to try to fix
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it in my humble opinion I know I was uh curious about that and uh since I read both sides of the aisle on one side it just says that Springfield Ohio said get us 20 to
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30,000 Haitians in our town if you can because we need them if there's any way if there's any way and so I'd have I always tell people look to have a really
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strong opinion I got to go to Springfield and I'd like to announce today that David and I will be
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podcasting should we do it live from Springfield because then we can interview Haitians interview the people
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in the apartment building and just be reporters for a change rather than two people are looking for us to get on the
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front lines let's go to the Aurora Colorado to see if there's really gangs there what's going on something's going
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on what is going on I don't know right the Marvin Gay asked that question in 1972 you he did he had a whole song
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What's Going On by the way I just want to put in context a little bit for our listeners what states do in other
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countries they want Film Production because it it brings in a lot of business and spending of money so you
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know Louisiana is one of the biggest ones with our friend Senator John Kennedy so California might say we're
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going to give you $3 million cash if you do your TV show CHiPs part three here in San Fernando Valley and then Louisiana goes well
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let's get it real we're gonna give you $25 million to film a TV show in Baton Rouge so that's why we're losing and by the way by the way and guess what
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hungry I can't every time I run into an actor oh I'm shooting a film where hungry yeah Hungary gives so much freaking money that that's a that's the
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new Hollywood Rob L has a condo in Hungary he's always over there shooting come to Hungary where we pay
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lots of money for you to do funny Mano too he's like go to hungry it's just five flights it's not a big deal takes six days not a bad life lay around shoots in Poland and then
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Estonia yeah you do your looping in Estonia you're primary shooting in Hungary jump over to Bangkok 24-hour hop just a little hop so that's that's all we're in a
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global market and California uh is a wealthy state it has to kind of up its anti if you will to get production I'm
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trying to shoot something here I'm like you have to pay an extra viig to shoot here now when you go to Boston we did
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grownups in Boston twice father of the year in Boston all these places you hear they're shooting Atlanta is a big one
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because the state says if you come here your budget's 10 million we'll give you back 3 million we'll give you credit so
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you go oh we basically could do a $13 million movie for 10 and we can get better actors we can get more and then I
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I honestly don't know in La I just know that the numbers but I know it's way harder and it's all they look at is
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numbers they go here's a movie production here's a TV show it's cheaper to go to even overseas like you said
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double yeah or it's cheaper to go to Atlanta so it's almost never thought of that you would do it here that's tough that's my big speech just trying to defend Tinseltown Hollywood because
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right I live here and I want to shoot here and I want everyone to work here that's all oh some makeup artists the
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crew members grips uh Transportation you know it's just a recession and uh it doesn't I'm pushing it uh also old reference uh
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[Music] there's another on a lighter note before we get into the really light stupid stuff we do which is really the heart and soul of the show stupidity we want
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we want to make you smile I saw because you love Talent Danny you're always scouting always love Talent America's
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Got Talent named their winner and I didn't know this I did not know this uh he is a janitor named Richard Goodall and you win a million dollar prize which
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is great yes so far so far on the surface shiny I think I know where you're going with this yeah but yeah million I didn't know this so they say
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you can either take the 300 Grand right now right which is after taxes and [ __ ] or you can get 25 Grand a year for what 10 20 years I don't know and
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then not really a lot because they tax that so right a million so you get 25 Grand a year for as long as it takes to get to a million and then um that's a while that's four whatever so that's
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kind of takes a little bit of the Sheen and glimmer off it it's still great right still free money I'll take it all
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day give it to me um no complaints we need taxes but if you've never been taxed at and a heavy it kind of it sort of gets your attention I once did a
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pilot I might have said this um in the ear mid 1980s before SNL and it was a huge deal I was getting $30,000 which was huge Stills a lot of
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money and we went over to pick up the check from ICM I was with my wife I came out and we opened it up it was like $99,000 yeah you know commissions are
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six and then you know Social Security whatever time I couldn't believe it so you want F
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right you got to get F and you know with a little little bit of French bread and olive oil French bread olive oil some
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Pera you got you got yourself a nice little lunch yeah um because this guy it sounds
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great they go what are you gonna do with a million dollars he's like well I'm giving 600 Grand of it away right away
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300 they said in the article sounds a hair low cuz he doesn't have an age manager like we do so we would we would
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probably walk with around 360 out of that 370 well 20% commission you'd be at 800 and then depending whether how the the chess game of of
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uh right off and things you know again no complaints it's just sort of they shouldn't give the prize the guy should be should be and you win a million do net net net now net now wheelbarrow here
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you go go we never that's a lot of money that's a lot of money you can go in nice
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places in America out in Utah or whatever get a house for 300,000 put the 600 in IR account yeah he'll do fine but
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it's just I thought God he's kind of getting a little robbed that's all okay let's go to the regular story unless you have a story to tell me my stories will
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be revealed next week how's that for teas yeah by the way I didn't tell you but this is SNL's this is an SNL bit we're about to show SNL's 50th starts this week so good luck to them I've
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heard it's a lot of fun a lot of surprises I think it's Jean Smart is the host I think MH and the and the music or
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have they not announced it uh jelly roll believe jelly roll yeah jelly roll JY I
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heard was Stevie Nicks okay let's see what this guy's doing oh this is Diddy's lawyer this is what I was telling you earlier let's see if it's true okay
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great it's too long but we'll I've been with him since 8 o'clock this morning um and it's about almost 3 o'clock now he's
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just like he's ready for the big football game he's confident you know we're we're going through great team this year sounds like he's talking about Biden um and he's his spirits are
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relatively how casual how do you explain the got get right to it thousand bottles
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of baby oil uh I don't think it was a thousand I think it was a lot I mean there's a Costco right down the street
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you know I think Americans buy in bulk as we know um and you know this is this is consensual adults doing what consensual adults do we can't get toe puritanical in this country to think
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that somehow sex is a bad thing because if it was there'd be no more people list it's a fine line between sex yes
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consensual sex sure I think it's the filming and the blackma if that's all part of it
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that's that's what they did you bring young women in you get them you slip them a Mickey you do a Cosby you do all kinds of things you film it and then you have blackmail
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video right and you but I don't know if that's what happened if I think the thought is that like allegedly guys and
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girls doing things they don't want out there so they will yeah pay or just I do a note to keep doing it to make sure it doesn't if you need a lawyer at any time for anything get Diddy's
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lawyer no to self that should be the name of my special okay next one yeah Dana you haven't Nam my special yet but I'll get you off camera do okay what I want to name it oh this
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is funny this is kind of a slip up even though it's just a clip ah we call it a clip up we can't
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afford we can't afford four more years of this we can't afford we can't afford say that four more years of
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this that that they'll turn that into an ad for Trump you can't say four more years of this because that wasn't Trump have say
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politicians what we had with Trump we can't afford that again I think he just worded it wrong right it could you know that's that's the the old the old idea of the
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fredian slip you know you know I guarantee you SNL will have someone playing Tim Waltz
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MH Camala who else is there um kamala's husband J JD Vance oh JD Vance that's right Trump of course Trump maybe Biden will float
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in there as a ghost and uh uh bump into things yeah and the host is Jean SM Jean Smart she's on Hacks she'll be great MH she'll be great she
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was on other stuff uh that show was actually pretty funny a pro Max it should be about
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us what did you say Designing Women was she on that she seems like it I think initially yes that was one of I think she was that was her best okay all right next
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one oh okay this was just funny because it's really the president and this is the power you have he's just rolling calls yeah he needs new pants
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some real lightweight slacks and they real lightweight now I need about six pairs for summer wear now the pockets when you sit down in the chair the knife
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and your money comes out so I needed at least another in In Pockets now another thing the crutch down where your nuts hang is always a little too tight it's just like riding a a wire fence when I
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gain a little weight they cut me under there so let see if you can't leave me about an inch from the where the zipper
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PS uh around under my back to my bung hole if you get those com me I would sure be Greatful White House this the president
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of the United States I like white house where do you think I am you [ __ ] my BM hole who says that uh I don't know someone from the 1930s I
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think uh he's great who gets in with a tailor like that that guy you know he's the one who came outg is Hager slack Dana you remember yeah Hager slack is like the hugest it's like calling the
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head of Levis say so he calls the main owner of Hagar slack like he's the [ __ ] in the building he's like hey
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can you run down to the building grab me and the guy's like oh to where we make them I don't even I'm in Tahiti Love it
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they're too tight it's like riding wire and the and the cut wire you when ball sack yeah jammed rides up and it cuts me so
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what I mind a little tugging and pulling normally but not by my pants turns Senator yeah Lyndon Johnson was a character extraordinaire he would have
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if he'd done his same personality out front would have been trumpan no going up going up look at my rum bum shirt rum bum bum bum bum I was on the road with the uh Sandler tour a couple years ago
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we were in Florida me and Schwartz and bought this shirt we were twinsies by the way if you want to hear more White House White houses.org you'll
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hear more Stu from Lindon lynon Johnson JFK all these fascinating parts of History yeah white houses.org I heard that one I just thought it
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popped in my feet I'm like this is so interesting that you can hear an actual phone call from the president
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yeah I heard that one in long form years ago oh You' heard that so hilarious well
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it goes on for like 10 minutes at least you know does he talk more about his BNG hole I hope I don't know there's other
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calls or other things you know I'm just want to hear about the buong all right let's hear the next
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one just just what the buong news is um hang on don't start it yet one of the common things I don't even know what this is go ahead one of the common things that I
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found which was really interesting was this thread of uh this common thread of disassociation um you know Fame is a privilege but it's also traumatic to
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people who of well anybody it can be traumatic to anybody but specifically minors and I think that it was
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interesting talking to the participants of the film because I noticed that there were chunks of memories that or chunks
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of times that we all don't remember and I think that's a direct response to trauma yeah and and what what what's out there that can be done or is being done
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right now one of the common things that this was funny why is he why is he dressed in the most serious subject he's
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dressed with mud on his face and goggles they cut goggles right so you were molested it's like can you take so he
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did a sketch and didn't clean up during the commercial and then he came over then she goes yeah she came into a heavy
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subject and he's like I think I'm going to she might as well be eating potato chips going so some guy comes in your
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room he's your uncle it's just too easy it's too I think it would been funny if he just had
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a pie on his face just the whole time he can't even see Jimmy F the pie is just stuck to his face and he's
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like or he hits her with a pie in the middle of that speech yeah go hilarious and he goes funny come on it's a comedy relax yeah yeah come on it's a
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a childhood actor I wonder to who she was talking about you know these childhood actors these I mean she was
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making a point but it was a valid point but uh watching Jimmy pop up like [ __ ] Boo the clown um one of the greatest cutway I've ever seen and we should have
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him on Superfly to show him the clip and just kind of explain himself oh is that
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jimy Jimmy Fallon right yeah yeah Jimmy Fallon with goggles and mud on his face he's [ __ ] he he loves it he would love it I mean he would laugh really hard with that image uh okay next
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[Music] what oh uh we I I mean whatever I just thought this was frustrating straight up say it I'm not
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going to stop you I'm not gonna stop you um yeah [ __ ] America oh so during his concert he yells [ __ ] America and the crowd cheers I'm like God
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dang uh that's fantastic that we live in a country where we have no fear of our government if you said [ __ ] Putin there would be like something would come out
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of the ceiling even for the privacy of your own home [ __ ] butin F you and then a giant thing comes
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out so that's America you know like those machines where you pick a stuff just picture I had a driver
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recently and he almost went into Scarface mode when he in the movie Scarface where he talks about what it's
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like under communist Cuba this guy was from Poland and he goes I grew up in communist Poland and I go and I thought
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I didn't know what his pop politics were so I I just cheekily accidentally said well it couldn't have been all bad stupid idiot two-minute rant that I
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should have recorded they tell you what to do they tell you where to go what to eat you have no Freedom they can take
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you out of your house shoot you in the head and nobody cares you have no Freedom there so I said you think
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Americans kind of take for granted their freedom yes they take very much granted
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for read them course so there you go well I thought hey it's good he can say that here but absolutely he should
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probably move somewhere just to keep his coolness Factor because he stays here you go what are you still doing here you you hate it right I and I I don't
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understand that it is interesting can we look up his net worth I mean is he is he he's a he's famous that was a big band
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Heather you've heard of it what's his net celebrity net worth Heather or Greg hether you know I love
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celebrity Networth oh yeah it's juicy it's never quite real but I like seeing it no it's kind of made up you know but I think it's a culmination of everything you've ever made without
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tax 25 million for that guy all right so let's okay so um that's it he's doing fine over here uh yeah lot people wouldn't mind
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taking 25 5 mil I know but we're talking about it it Trends it's incendiary you know I mean yeah he's gonna I don't know if people still get bothered by that I have to say I will freely admit that
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bothered me all right um well the only bothers me more than that is a billionaire saying I ought to pay more
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tax I pay entirely too little tax what's your net worth a billion would you ever
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voluntarily write check to the Federal Reserve because you can do it a treasury any day of the month and they go well that doesn't sound like so much
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fun yeah they go okay this one might be stupid again hopefully uh when you're not allowed to bark inside this is this one goes under
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a cute ones so you learn you try to whisper bark oh sh no no yes yes do that yeah yes I like that he didn't he just opened his mouth and
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didn't bark you see that he goes I think right now we should start a business Dana and David's uh perfect dog and we just clone that dog and sell
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millions of them God that dog was cool too he did one take barks we get it it's annoying don't bark whisper bark and he goes well it's off the charts it's the
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power of cutness of the dog tilting the head slightly big eyes trying this is how I am with you on the zoom looking at you trying to figure out what you want me to
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do yeah but that's you're cute too adorable and the dog's cute [Music] mhm U okay next one what is this let's just see hope
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it's funny oh see there's a spider yes no so someone brought in a spider and they covered
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it oh my God I thought someone came in with a spider in a cup and threw it down I am so scared of spiders Dana that no joke I would burn the house down just to
00:35:38
make sure it's dealt with I live in the country so most of the time so uh tarantulas are around one got laundry room they move very slowly yeah um rat e
00:35:54
infestation uh spiders what you do uh for almost all of them you get a bunch of paper towel and then you just scoop them up in the towel like that just go
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right out the door and then you just toss it you know because I I don't really want to kill a bug unless I have
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to you know I just put it kill any bugs it's infuriating I'd prefer not to kill a bug you know you Dan well there is that old
00:36:25
joke of like they have all the animals Lin up up in cuteness and they go this is the line where they stop being cute
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it's like dog cat then it goes deer and then it goes cow kill this kill this kill this kill like because you know we
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eat some animals and some we go oh come on they're too cute so the an was like where do I fall there but bugs I have to say pretty much across the board I can't
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deal with here's the thesis of the movie movie book sapiens is that before mankind invented Agriculture and just silos of wheat just eating all this
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wheat and all these carbohydrates that begat all these diseases ancient man would eat bugs and turtles and shells and Hooves of things and just everything
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fish just trying stuff and they would eat bugs for sure and and butterflies and just you know apparently they a lot of healthier rather than like someone like you getting a plate of pasta the
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size of your room there eating it and falling asleep in the Meadow in the meadow do you know that
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Ancient Man or Andor woman if they came along a a fig tree and they're by themselves they would try to eat every single fig and pass out because they just their brains wanted that natural
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sugar they would eat till they're stuffed whereas you just wait and go drop drive-thru no I I I am pretty good
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about uh EA eating when I go to McDonald's which is honestly at least once a week I don't even finish it
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anymore and that's the one of the hardest things in your life you can do leave fries leave part of my
00:38:07
cheeseburger it's so good leave people really flip out that I get a Flay of fish that's gonna blow up the YouTube
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comments people that's freak out that's old school it doesn't entice me it's just the tartter sauce it's so much tartar sauce they catch those little
00:38:25
fish up off Alaska jumping around I'll have McDonald's once a month if I'm on a road trip that's it
00:38:32
what are they carp what are uh filet fish grou just just basic fish just ratty [ __ ] minnows sewn together and they get them they get them they get the
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net they get like a million of them and they put them right into a freezer they're flat you're Frozen like that you
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know I don't I don't want to know it's so bad it just tastes good I like what did you say oh it's Alaska Pollock okay never
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the most random fish that no one's looking out for so what did Jerry Seinfeld say he said
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McNuggets I'll mangle it but um he said McNuggets are just parts of chicken it's just gristle and parts and batter so even a real chicken could look at that and go I see nothing here that
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bothers me cuz so far from really just a chicken breast well there is that phrase we talked about it of oh there's a steak um
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it has a lot of gristle on it yeah H and some people say that's the good part the
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gristle the fat and the bone fat the yuck bag The Farley yuck bag all right what else before we wrap up also I want to ask you something at the very end oh
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this is funny I watched this I don't know why it's funny more but I was watching and thinking my guess is the
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rock is so heavy it flips the bulldozer okay let's watch what Happ dropping a 7,000 kogs rock into
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water I know you really want to watch this video don't worry I will play it again in a second I hate this guy I only
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interrup I know you're made for more than scrolling and watching reals this guy's an IDI your dream life drive the
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car you want and live life to the fullest but instead you still choose to drain your potential watching these high
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dopamine videos thanks for listening this is sit there and scrolling for another
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[ __ ] there's a video we wanted to see dick I like how I like when people show what it's like to be successful I'm in a limo I got a laptop I got the ocean you
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want this [ __ ] is that what you want yeah I'm like I have money I just sit in this dark room and
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cry yeah the money is um about control and freedom not oh something you want to say you're D suddenly extreme closeup God Heather pushed
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in oh there she's back [ __ ] that was crazy is everybody okay did we survive that was like an earthquake yeah was is that weird that
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was weird you look pretty good you know exem I like how you give it nothing you go that was weird wild stuff weird wild
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stuff you didn't you didn't even give it all Johnny well isn't that special isn't it [ __ ] special I'm I got to show you the video Frankie Valley
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live and that's you doing the church lady in 22 years because he's like this he walks up on stage oh man he's like 92 poor guy yeah yeah and he gets the mic
00:41:56
and he goes you see the pressure it's like the grease is the word and he's like this he's just not go
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he can't be singing we'll show that that'll be our big Cliffhanger for next week we'll show it that shows you the
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only one that I'm currently aware of in Show Business who's going toward his mid
00:42:16
90s that is still on fire guess we had him as a guest Dick Van Billy Shatner William Shatner Oh Billy sh yeah Dickman William
00:42:31
Shatner William Shatner's great he was great on our show he's just great I'm glad he's out there but he's still he's
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got the strong voice and you know he's he's got whatever he's doing he doesn't have a line on his face and I can't
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understand how he does it all right thanks everybody that was a fun one and we'll see you next
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week this has been a presentation of Odyssey Superfly is executive produced by Dana Carvey and David Spade Jenna
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Weiss Burman of Odyssey Heather Santoro and Greg Holtzman hope you liked it [Music]