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Guys, here we are. Yeah. >> Fly on the wall. >> Dana and Spade. And we are about to tell
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you, well, Dana is gonna tell you the one thing that will get you through this Christmas holiday.
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>> One thing. There's just only one thing. And in a few minutes, I'm going to tell
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you what it is. And if I can't remember, David's going to tell you. >> Yeah, that's right. I mean, oh, look.
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You've got a new um >> what? >> Elf Santa in the background. >> What do you mean?
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>> Oh my god. Look at that. >> Can you sing a little bit? Like say sing
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jingle bell. See if we can get him moving. >> Jingle bell, jingle. Don't just move
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him. >> Keep going. Keep going. >> Jingle bell rock. Jingle bell this and
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jingle bell that. >> There you go. >> Oh, look at that. >> Wow. Wow.
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>> Is that AI? That's too good. >> I know. You might be able to hear this a
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little bit. Oh, we're not allowed to play music probably. >> Oh, >> this whole this whole show is scrapped.
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Thrown in the garbage. >> Oh, this is um >> he's just going to put the mic over
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there and there will be no music when we do this. >> You barely hear it if we're sued. I
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mean, this thing has been around with like for 25 years. Never broke. Put it in a box, throw it up in the attic, and
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everyone who I send them to people and they flip for them because they really are cheerful.
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>> He looks like he's flexing. Is he on NAD? >> Yeah, he is a little He's built. Put it
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that way. He's got quads. >> Do they want Santa to be ripped now? >> Yeah, it looks like he We should put
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little barbells in his thing. >> Yeah. Little >> green ones. >> Yeah.
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>> Oh, he's moving again. He's >> This is how he feels. It's almost like a
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dog. This is how he's celebrating our Christmas podcast, >> dude. I have shades on, Dana, because I feel
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like I got sick and I'm trying not to get Heather sick because >> Oh, you know what? It could have been
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those goddamn gooners that came over the other day. Heather, >> that all young people sometimes get in
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asymptomatic >> so they can be carriers. They don't feel anything. >> I had Aiden Ross who's a streamer,
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kickstream. I literally I sound old. I'm not old. I'm young. But stream and
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twitching and those things, I don't know. >> It's the only thing like lazier than
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doing a podcast if that's possible. They just walk around and talk. So there's no
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real point. There's no real like let's get to this. You know, if you go on Ellen, I
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think I did it because I met this kid Aiden. He was very nice to me at the UFC fight and then he said, "Can you come
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on?" I'm like, "I should do something for the younger people just to say when
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they say, "Who's that?" Mhm. >> Then they go, "Oh, he was on that guy's
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stream." >> Well, >> right. >> Yeah. Here's here's the thing.
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>> So, I saw a YouTube clip of Quinton Tarantino talking about Rio Bravo, which is a movie with John Wayne.
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>> Oh, that looked like a real person right there. Heather missed it. That looked
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like a real person. >> Well, have a good Christmas, you sons of [ __ ] you know. But anyway,
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>> he he talked about movies being good hangs. And so a good hang is like they
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become your surrogate friends. The only thing I can think about streaming 12 hours a day, which is a workload, is
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that you people have you on the background and you're like their surrogate friends or they're kind of
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their friends and they don't have to be entertaining. They just have to be real.
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>> I think it's the realness of just saying this kid's good. I he might have some
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he's talented guy. He knows how to do this situation. So he >> There we go.
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Is this Santa again? >> I was just trying to get him started. I hope that was worth my riveting story.
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>> No, Aiden is uh he's >> just jumping. >> Aiden's clever. He bought a Didn't he
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buy a $30 million home? >> No, he's a rich dude. I saw him walking on Jake Paul's house. They just go They
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know every babe. They know every streamer hottie. It's like this world of these people come on their show and they
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have like fights and they get angry and they clip it out. They clipped that thing out that night, Heather. Right.
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>> It was just clippity doodah. >> Uhhuh. Whoever's house they shot it in.
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It was really, really a cool house. >> They this [ __ ] hole because I go, I
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don't know where to go. He want to walk around the grove. And I'm like just like
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a bunch of us. We're just going to just stop and talk to people and go into the
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gap. I couldn't see where it would go or be funny >> unless I jumped in the fountain. But
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>> uh >> I came here and I showed him around stuff. I said, "Oh,
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>> I thought it was funny the way you were busting them in a very kind of gentle
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way." >> Yeah. >> Like you did the s you did the tall door stick, which I've heard and
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they didn't quite Well, what do you what do you mean? >> Yeah. I did about seven of those and
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they all were like, >> but I took them down in here to see fly on the wall.
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>> Oh, they're all impressed. We're, you know, I don't know. Well, there's
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regular television, there's podcasting. Hey, that's easy. You turn on a mic and
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go for it. And then there's live streaming where you literally hang out. You just hang out with your friends,
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>> you know, Puka Nua. So he did Puka right after me. >> And Puka didn't really get it either
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because he was saying they go, "What about the refs?" He's like, "They all
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cheat." He was just talking like he's talking the guy behind him with a
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camera's like, "This is gold." So he got puke and kind of accidentally just bullshitting and
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saying stuff about refs. And uh I saw a clip where they're like, I don't know if
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we're going to find him, but we'll see. So that's the danger of live,
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>> right? So >> are they sneaking up on people and sort of seritiously recording them or are
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they asking permission? >> I think they have like a main person. >> So they my house,
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>> the next thing we've got Puka. They're in town. >> They do me. They do Puka.
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>> And so I didn't even know that. He didn't name drop that one on me. I would
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have liked that one. >> I would just say that Puka is a shell of his former self.
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>> Not bad, right? >> I remember that movie Puka Pete. I was a guy that got lost in that.
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>> That's right. That's why I made Master Disguise cuz Puka Pete wet the bed.
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>> Yeah. I I pulled out of Puka Pete two weeks before we shot. That's unheard of.
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We already built all the sets. >> I think they knew it was just not going the right way and they were changing it.
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And I'm like, I don't it's getting overwhelming. I don't think it's that
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funny anymore. It's turning into like a movie they pitched me and then suddenly
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my movie is turning into that movie and it's not the same. I was like, and they
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>> I knew there was something up because the ease of how they let me out of it instead of
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going, you're going to you got to pay us. >> Well, then I had a read through. They
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go, "Oh, Fred and David's movie isn't isn't going, but there's a 100
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person crew and all this stuff." So, they go, "Well, we'll give this dog a
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chance." So, you know, one of the executives, I heard him lean in and go, "This is not going to work." You know,
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but I had an 8-year-old boy sitting across from me. I go, "You like Oh, yes,
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you like." And it just crushed. And then we had to make the movie. We had to
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start making the movie in like a week, but the script needed a lot of work. So, we had to rewrite it in the trailer the
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entire time. >> I mean, I kind of still like that way. Sometimes we are prepping these movies
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for a year or two. It's just so much overthinking. >> Even Bus Boys, we're looking at it.
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We're cutting jokes. We're like, h, that one's stupid now. We're like, well, no
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one's seen it yet, so maybe it's not stupid. >> Uh, that is a problem because you can
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just edit it to to a to a slow death. >> Yeah. >> You know, oh, cut that. Go over there.
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Yeah. We haven't showed it to a crowd. So if you show it to a crowd, you start
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to go, "Oh, the jokes I love bomb." And then this other weird cutaway got the
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biggest laugh. So you learn a lot from showing it, >> but we don't. >> All right. So I calm this guy down or
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keep him moving. >> No, calm him down because >> people are more into that than the show.
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I know I am. >> Well, I don't know if I like the snapping. That's like
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>> me snapping. >> It's a little creepy. Yeah, because it works.
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>> Oh, wait. We had the UFO guy on last week. Do you Do you have this picture?
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Can we show it? >> Um, I sent it to you. Did you send it to Heather or Greg?
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>> Oh, we got to send it to you to send to me to send to Heather. >> Yeah, that's all right. This is what
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This is real, man. Right now. So, basically up where I am is sorting the boondocks. not saying exactly where it
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is, but um it's in California and it um the night sky had some weird anomalous
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things. And so we we took pictures and there was no nothing on the news, no explanation
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and they're just these these synchronistic lights just sitting there and it was too well you'll if you can
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get it on the >> saw and have you ever Heather downloaded a picture but it comes in your camera
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roll when Dana took the picture. >> It's terrible. >> So it's like a week ago. So you got to I
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always think it didn't work. I go, "Oh, it worked." But I got to go scrge for
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it. >> Oh. Oh. When I took it is what the way it does it. Well, you got the new phone.
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That's [ __ ] up. >> They That doesn't make any sense. >> Heather.
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Heather. Dana. When did you take it? Like a week ago. >> Yeah. >> Oh, I got it.
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>> Yeah. Okay. >> I'll send it to Greg. >> And then if anyone on this podcast can
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explain it, I'll I'll buy him one of these Santaas. Everyone thinks we're UFO
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crazy people, but we only did one before. That was his career. And we got this new guy. His show's number one. I
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love that stuff. There's some weird weird stuff going on out there. >> Is that weird?
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>> Weird wild stuff. Well, you know the I mean, yeah, it's we all want I mean,
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Spielberg's now making a movie about it, which is which is great. Yeah. Okay,
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here it is. So, I guess you could people can see it. Put the light up on there. So, what the [ __ ] is that? It's not and
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it's it's fixed for a while. I don't even know what happened to it, but
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>> it it's sort of, you know, what is it? Does Can someone tell us >> right right above our property? And, you
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know, it's not balloons. >> He lives out where it's very clear, >> super dark.
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>> It doesn't have the poison fog like we have in LA right now. >> No, we don't believe in fog up here. We
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believe in dogs. Uh, but this one, Dane, it reminds me of the lights over Phoenix because
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>> everyone thought they were in a row and then they saw a light way over here and
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they go, "Oh, it's a triangle. That that whole thing is the edge of a ship,
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right? Either that's some government project, you know, or something like that. Or
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>> it's not just random stars in the sky. So, it either has to be an organized
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kind of thing or not." But I didn't have any explanation for it in my >> Were you scared?
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I was intrigued. >> What? >> Does he have video? >> Do you have video?
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>> Do you want me to send it to >> No. >> Should we send it to Dr. Greer and have
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him analyze it? >> Yeah, send it to Dr. Greer. >> Okay. Uh, Heather,
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>> I don't know if we'll get it back by press time. >> Yeah.
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thing you need to know to survive Christmas. >> Yeah. >> Oh, yeah. Let me say something before
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this. >> Please do >> because Christmas is um a lot of uh emotions come to a head. Uh big holiday events.
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Someone the other day, uh, have you ever had someone recommend you a therapist? And my first thought is,
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>> wait, do they do you? Um, well, that's a hard pass. Uh, you are the most [ __ ]
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up individual. >> Yes, >> I know. Your life is a disaster and you're on 19 medications and you've been
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seeing this guy for >> and they really want you in there. >> Like, you got to do it.
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>> You got to do it. >> Oh my god. >> How do they How do they say it to you?
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How do they say it kind of casually? we might think about this or I have a good therapist.
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>> Yeah. You know, uh I actually been going to a therapist. It's great. Do you have
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you ever been to a therapist? I go, I have. >> You know what? You should use my guy.
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They're great. And I'm like, I'm going to stop you. I'm going stop you right there.
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>> I'm going stop you right there. You It takes 18 pills just to get you to leave
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the house. Is this the best possible you right now? I don't know. The best possible you. That's a great figure of
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speech. Be the best possible you. I would say that therapy, I don't know if people are, you know, super nutball, but
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in in the narrow frame of it, what are your patterns of behavior that are a little self-destruct like for me being
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you could say he's a people pleaser, he's codependent, or you can say he's a
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nice generous person. So you could go with either way, but yeah. >> Um, so there's things like that where
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you could like you specifically would have to work on >> Will you tell me later? Yeah.
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>> Dane is like, "Oh, do you want to know? There's a list in my car. I scribbled
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some things." >> I'm ask you one question and I want a one second answer. Are you
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selfactualized? >> Oh, do I have a good idea of how people see me? I don't think
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so. Well, >> is that what that >> uh Yeah, I guess. Um, have you splurged
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on the urge to emerge? >> Oh, boy. I've splutied on my laptop. >> The uh therapist I went to for 5 years.
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>> Yeah. They just went Jesus. >> She just basically what was great about
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her is she just says life is a [ __ ] show. You know, lower your expectations. I'm really scared to tell some one
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person all my secrets because I heard that happens in Scientology. You clear your head of all your secrets.
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>> Mhm. >> And then there's a rumor that they can use that against you if you leave
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because they film it and they're like, "Okay, I guess everybody wants to know
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how you had a threesome with two other dudes." >> Yeah. I because I I like Tom Cruz so
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much. But here's an interesting in Hollywood. There's a place called the
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Celebrity Center. It's one of their campuses. >> Oh, yeah. >> You know, I've been there. I've been
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there. >> So, I had an Irish cousin from Dublin, just a very honest, innocent man, you
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know, and he was walking around LA. So, he went up there. Oh, what is this called? The celebrity center. So, he was
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in there for about the 45 minutes in there talking to him, and he said, "I've
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got to tell you something right now. If I go in a Catholic church, I know immediately what it what they believe
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in. The same with a Jewish temple. But I've been here nearly an hour and I don't know what you what you are all
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about. And that's the definition of a cult. And then they escorted him out. >> Yeah. You can't throw a cult around
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there. I don't think they like it. But probably I mean I had a chiropractor who
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was working on me, very nice guy, and all these dietic books on the table. I read
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>> I was just a young um mold of clay just an innocent sweet boy for >> so you're ripe for the pick and to
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indoctrinate manipulate >> and so he goes hey I want to take you lunch so I keep blowing it off anyway
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takes me to lunch at the CC celeb center >> perfectly fine lunch then some people
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come over and talk to you >> and then I finally get a little weird vibe so I go okay thanks I go back and
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he goes, "You got to join." And I go, "I don't think I want to." He goes, "You
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want that back to clear up? You want your neck to feel better?" I go, "So I
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it's not going to get better until I do that." He goes, "Yep, because you got to
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clear everything out." And I go, "There might be something to that, but I was
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always under the assumption you were actually just trying to fix me without these caveats." So that was the last
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time I went. Hm. Well, I read I read Dionetics and um it's got a lot of end run sentences and redundancy, but
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basically it's psychology 101 in the core of it like you have all these things that happen to you and then they
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inform your behavior whether you're bitter or angry or PTSD or scared and so
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you >> Yeah, I know. It was based on you. They had a room called the David Spade room
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there at the C. I go he didn't even join. They go trust me. He said so you hang on to these thing called E-meters
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and I guess there's a slight electric vibration that goes through those and then they talk about things and you sort
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of release the idea of this overreactive mind, you know. >> So, so you know I remember during SNL I
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went to my deadbeat dad who wasn't around much. He goes, "How's it going
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out there?" And I go, "It's [ __ ] rough, dude." I go, I did this, but got
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to laugh and read through. I was just telling him the textbook [ __ ] that they're saying right now somewhere from
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this season, >> right? Yeah. >> But I don't think it was fair because it
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did this. And he stops me. He goes, "Let me stop you." >> Let me stop.
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>> Whoever told you life was fair. And it kind of stumped me. I go, "I
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guess nobody. I just assumed." He's like, I go, "I try to be fair with
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people." He's like, "Who gives a [ __ ] You're out in the real world now. It's
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such a brutal wakeup call." and you go, "Yeah, I guess." >> So, he leaves for 15 years, comes back,
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drops a wisdom bomb on you, and then you cry and hug him and it's all forgiven.
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>> One time we were he I would see him about after four when he left. We had
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three boys. We would hang out about once a year. He goes, "I'm going to pick you
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up in a silver porch." He had all this [ __ ] But we were still like so stoked to see him. He's our dad. Oh,
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>> okay. >> But he was so But I wound up buying him a condo. It was all this guilt stuff to
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keep him around. >> Yeah. Yeah. But then one time I was like 14 and he was pissed at me. He goes,
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"You're not wearing socks with your shoes." I go, "No, man. It's cool." He
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goes, "I told you last time, wear socks when we go to dinner." And he pulled
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over and tried to spank me. I'm like, "I'm sorry, sir. Who are you?
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>> I'm 14." >> Well, when we pulled over, how would he spank you? How does he get access to
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Spanky? Like >> pulled over at a rest stop. We rented a room. No, he just pulled over, tried to
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spank my I go, "Dad, I think the spanking part of me growing up is over. I think you missed out." He did spank
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when I was really little. But I said, "You don't get this isn't this doesn't
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go forever." And then the funniest thing he said to me was, "I was on Letterman
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once and the one funny thing is he goes, Davey," he was kind of a little bit of a
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grubworm, you know, he always wanted a little bit of money and [ __ ] and he goes, "Davey, um, I've talked
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uh about I I've been thinking about a good investment for you. You've probably
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heard this. >> It's always an investment >> million million times." Yeah.
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>> And I And he go, "Yeah." And he goes, "I'm I want you to buy buy a condo and
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then I'll manage it for you." Basically live there. And I go, "I don't know."
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And he goes, "Come on, Davey. They're not making any more condos." I go,
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>> I think that's Yeah. >> And he goes, "Nope, it's condos."
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>> I go, "I think they are making they're [ __ ] out about three million a day."
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>> But anyway, I did buy it for him, but I did a letterman with him once and I took
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him. >> Mhm. >> And he we took a jet and then we uh stayed at the Four Seasons. Right.
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>> Nice. >> So, he goes, "Let's do that again sometime." About a year later, I go to
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Letterman. They they switch it to first class. I just paid for a jet myself. But he goes,
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"We'll go first class." And I go, "If I get my dad, I'm going to split first
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class into two coach." And he goes, "What are we doing in coach? What the
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[ __ ] happened to you?" I go, "I don't know. We're just Who cares? We're just
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going there." And he goes, "Look at this hotel. I'm staying at the park park of
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Meridian. What the [ __ ] is that?" I go, "It's nice. I've been there." He goes,
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>> "Not >> mad at all." >> Yeah. He goes, "Two years ago it was private jets in the
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Four Seasons." kind of slide down the old fame ladder, aren't you? What a [ __ ]
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>> Are these quotes? >> That's a quote. >> Oh, >> my friends would always say that to me
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if we went to a shitty restaurant. They'd be like, "This is what we're
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going to eat tonight." Kind of sliding down the old letter. You Davey. >> Yeah. My dad actually uh a lot of stuff
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around finances. Oh. Oh, your mother was crying the other day. I wish I had money
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to take her somewhere. >> Oh, Jesus Christ. And uh one time though he did have something that would there's
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not a lot of lakefront property in the western US. You know >> Minnesota there's 10,000 legs. So up in
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Montana late Lindberg it was like oh the Crockers their house is coming for sale.
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It's like >> Crockers >> and they were he was an orphan and they
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were kind of his parents when he was high school. But that would have been a good move actually to buy a house on a
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lake in uh in Montana. >> What is it called? Silverfish. >> Well, Whitefish is above Flathead Lake
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and that's a stunning lake and we were we rented there once and it was stunning.
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>> But we were going there to buy it but then we got we got lost or something.
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We're going to >> Oh, you told me the story. You pulled over to eat and you didn't know about
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it. >> Yeah. You know, everyone's got a would a could have, should have, would a would a
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life but you know. Well, do you want to drop this Christmas bomb on us or should
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we go to stories, news stories? >> Well, we we the we promised the audience
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some wisdom about how to survive. >> We sort of did tell them, but >> Well, I would just say the really the
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way to survive is to drink heavily. Um, give yourself a treat. Uh, >> try not to fight.
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>> Uh, well, Christmas, I don't know. It's really for little kids, you know, with
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10,000 gifts and stuff, >> but basically to get along with relatives that hate you and you hate
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them >> is just to kind of give it up to them. Oh, you're right. I I got you. Yeah.
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>> Yeah. You just got to roll back >> couple days. Yeah. Is anyone staying
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with you? >> No, we're pretty quiet. We've got a We got a Santa's village thing going on.
00:23:25
Looks like exact replica of a gas station with the car moving inside and snow all around it and stuff.
00:23:31
>> That's cool. >> Yeah. No, I'm not finished. We got a Christmas tree.
00:23:37
>> Well, let's talk also quickly about uh Rob Reiner because this we're getting
00:23:41
into the news now and um the news was about as sad as it could be for that situation. Uh Rob on my end, Rob I just
00:23:51
knew he did Dicky Roberts. It was a big favor. Did play to himself. My character was an
00:23:58
actor. Wanted to read for him. We did a scene. He was so lovely and so funny and
00:24:03
he was such a big part of that movie and that excitement of being with him. So, always have good feelings. Also, his
00:24:11
movies, I was looking at them and I'm like, I couldn't put his top five in any
00:24:16
order. There's such bangers. It's unreal how much he did. Princess Bride and
00:24:22
Spinal Tap, A Few Good Men. Um, >> Stand by Me. >> Yeah, two Stephen King movies. He was
00:24:30
Eclectic and Misery. He did all different kinds of films. >> Harry, those are all [ __ ] home runs,
00:24:36
like big movies. >> Yeah. I I don't know if you were with me then. I was walking around New York. I
00:24:42
think we probably would love it. And we go, "Oh, what's this?" And it was Billy
00:24:45
Crystal and Meg Ryan who played my girlfriend on One of the Boys in 1980. >> All right.
00:24:51
>> And Rob Reiner. And they were doing When Harry Met Sally, she goes, "I think this
00:24:54
was working out pretty good." Um, >> Rob Reiner was what I'd call a
00:25:00
gentleman. Um, very sweet. I when I went into they said, "Go meet with those
00:25:06
guys." I was barely in show business. Um, that'd be Christopher Guess and
00:25:12
Michael McKeen and Harry Shear and Rob Reiner. So, I walked in and they were thinking of me as the drummer who blows
00:25:17
up or whatever. And then I said, "I feel like um you guys all know each other and
00:25:23
all relaxed and I'm kind of nervous." And Rob Reiner went, "All right, let's
00:25:26
go. Let's leave." So, they just left the room. They said, "We're going to leave
00:25:30
the room and then we'll come in." So, they all left and I'm sitting in the
00:25:33
room by myself like five minutes. Then they all come back in and he was directing me uh you know very casually
00:25:41
when I did a scene as a mime waiter with Billy Crystal. So it's an absolute tragedy. It's sickening and bizarre and
00:25:48
just just life is >> you know I just found out this opera singer if you heard about this about a
00:25:56
week ago someone was uh merked somehow and I they didn't talk much about it after but they just
00:26:05
found out it was the son also. So, what a crazy thing that happened twice. And uh
00:26:14
uh not his son, but the the guy's son. And what that's so tough. The thing I I
00:26:20
was wondering about is this Bill Hater part where it sounds like it was much to do about nothing. I don't think it's
00:26:26
anything. It just sounds like clickbait. I heard Bill Hater got a huge argument with him. Then I heard Bill her at
00:26:32
Conan's party. I heard Bill told him to leave. And then yesterday I read they
00:26:39
had no interaction, >> but the kid gave Bill hat her a dirty look when he left.
00:26:46
>> I don't this stuff. I always say I've been in the tabloids a little bit. You
00:26:51
have? You're like, nah, that's not true. I I just take it all I take it all with
00:26:55
a grain of salt. You know, I would just say this. Unfortunately, episodes like this happen all the time
00:27:02
all over the country. Um, >> sure. >> And I don't mean like 10 a day, but it
00:27:07
happens. You know, domestic incidences, you know, all and so this is just something that for people who knew Rob
00:27:16
Reiner and his work is just very personal and his lovely wife who also was a producer. And um, it's too tragic.
00:27:23
It's too sad. I don't know how to talk about it really. >> Yeah. It's very heightened when it's
00:27:28
someone people have a affinity for or a celebrity type. and um people feel they know him. And you're right, it happens
00:27:36
all day every day. It's just such it's a tough rough world out there. >> And he was in all in the family, you
00:27:42
know, in the 70s, you know, so it is a long long time of >> Robin being in our world as an artist
00:27:49
and filmmaker and just overall nice guy. He was >> he was a he was a patriot. He was out
00:27:54
there, you know, politically active. Uh whether anyone agrees with anybody, it doesn't matter. He was just a good
00:28:02
citizen that way. Um, so anyway, >> yeah. All right, let's get to some other
00:28:07
more cheerful stories and less cheer. >> Let's bring it home. It is. >> Oh, this is funny. Someone sent me this.
00:28:13
>> So Ethan Hawk is David Spade all of a sudden. >> They put variety. They go, "Spade, did
00:28:19
you do some facial work?" I said, "I [ __ ] wish. Give me that. I wouldn't
00:28:24
look like that." >> Yeah. What a stud, huh? Um, >> yeah, he's he's just always kind of uh
00:28:34
he's cool. Like he he's not he's not a celebrity. He does indie stuff. He does
00:28:39
weird stuff, but you always whenever you watch him act, he's like an artist. It's
00:28:44
like he's one of those >> goes back to Training Day. He's got a lot of great great things he's done. And
00:28:50
he's got uh Uma Thurman who's married to I think he's got a daughter that's
00:28:54
>> doing well in the business. Uh, okay. That's enough of that. That was
00:28:58
exciting. >> That was you, though. Where it was not Ethan Hawk. >> That was Ethan Hawk.
00:29:04
>> I know. >> All right. What's this one? >> To call themselves doctors anymore if
00:29:10
they do not have an MD. So, you know, some attorneys call themselves doctor, dentists call themselves doctor,
00:29:16
chiropractors call themselves doctors, aiologists call themselves doctors. That will no longer be permitted in
00:29:23
California. California, if you are not an MD, do not call yourself a doctor because you are confusing society.
00:29:31
>> You are confusing everyone. >> Wow. They went after someone dropped
00:29:34
down, you know, doctor would not be the one pulling up one and empty. So, they are
00:29:40
trying to get some clarification on who can identify themselves as a doctor in California.
00:29:46
>> Oh. Oh, she's not a real doctor. I'm going to have to talk to the doctor about the
00:29:56
person who's not a real doctor. If I say doctor three times, I get a prize. >> I get a raise. You should
00:30:05
>> doctors. They say the doctors. They say the doctors like nobody's business. They
00:30:10
say >> I like these new things. >> You really upped this podcast a little
00:30:17
bit. >> Don't proceed. Don't proceed. The millionaires and the billionaires.
00:30:27
You're a millionaire. WE GOT TO GET THE BILLIONAIRES. That's what we GOT TO GET
00:30:33
THE BILLIONAIRES. >> YEAH, millionaires are fine. >> Oh, I got to bring it closer. I was
00:30:39
stumb. >> Yeah. Let me tell you something. This is a Merry Christmas. >> Oh, I was in Santa Monica and I missed
00:30:49
him. Arnold came in in a Christmas sweater with Santa with a big American flag and I would have 100%
00:30:57
>> gone up to him. >> Absolutely. >> We got going here. Yeah. >> We got to go to his his superstar kind
00:31:02
of office studio. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. He's the most positive human on
00:31:07
earth basically. >> I would have gone and started [ __ ] with him. It' be funny.
00:31:11
>> Oh yeah. >> Oh, I would have killed >> I'd call him a girly man, you know,
00:31:14
because that's He loves that. >> Don't be such a girly man. >> Yeah.
00:31:20
Yeah. >> Okay, next one. >> We're killing it. This is the Christmas
00:31:25
show. >> I know. This is a special Christmas show. Look. >> Okay. Dakota Johnson says, "America
00:31:31
feels grim, but Oh, she went to Saudi Arabia." I heard a few people went to
00:31:35
Saudi Arabia after the comedy. >> In the States, it feels really uh grim. And even in the less than 24
00:31:45
hours that I've been here, I have a renewed faith in cinema. That's amazing.
00:31:53
>> Well, what she saw a Saudi Arabian movie. >> She was flown to the Saudi Arabia film
00:32:00
festival. >> Oh, I see. >> So, they a few few um but I think they do give talking points. So, I don't
00:32:07
think it's in her best interest to say >> anything. Yeah. The biggest movie is is animated.
00:32:15
It's called Leo the Camel made by Saudi Arabia. >> Leo the Camel. Leo Sandler movie, right?
00:32:25
>> Is it? Oh, that's a But it's a rat or a lizard? Sorry. >> A lizard.
00:32:30
>> Lizard. >> I just thought of a Nikki Glazer joke for the Golden Globes, but she hasn't
00:32:36
done it yet. But I saw >> it's already coming up pretty soon, right? February. Yeah, because she's
00:32:41
doing sets and um >> she works hard. >> So when I do a set I try to go, Nikki,
00:32:48
you should do this. You should do that. >> Can you share one joke with us?
00:32:52
>> I don't think so because it's probably going to make it the one I heard was
00:32:55
good that she did. >> And >> yeah. >> Oh, but yeah, but we're doing the Las
00:33:02
Vegas shows. People come see us January >> Coliseum. probably one of the one of the
00:33:09
biggest whoop-dedoo theaters in there. >> Oh, Caesar Palace Coliseum. >> Yeah, the stage is slightly slanted. So,
00:33:17
>> Oh, I didn't know that. >> Slightly. Yeah, >> I'm such a mumbler.
00:33:21
>> Handle that hill. >> I don't know why I handle that hill and talk to Kevin Nean.
00:33:26
>> By the way, the Academy Awards are going to YouTube. >> Oh, I heard this [ __ ] I don't know
00:33:32
if I have an opinion about it. Do you? I'll take whatever yours is. Oh, well, I
00:33:36
would just say, you know, things things always change and we can't go back in the past. In the
00:33:44
1970s,60s,7s, you would never see movie stars. They wouldn't be anywhere. And then you'd see
00:33:49
them at the Oscars. The movies that came out that were big movies, Ten Commandments or One Flew of the Cuckoo's
00:33:55
Niss, everybody saw. So, it was this whole community. And then, of course, what we're we're at now, a billion shows
00:34:01
and a billion things. it already. It just would didn't have the same pop. I I
00:34:07
love movies, but most of the time I'd seen maybe one of the ones nominated for
00:34:13
best picture. So, it should evolve to YouTube. They'll get a bigger audience
00:34:16
globally. And if they're lucky, >> they get a huge audience in Saudi Arabia
00:34:25
>> with Leo the camel. >> All right, let me run to the restroom real quick. We never do this. I'm run
00:34:30
the restroom. Hold on. Oh my goodness. Is Is this a production? >> Just vamp.
00:34:38
>> Does Greg want to be my guest? >> It's Christmas time, which means food is
00:34:44
everywhere and none of it has your best interest at heart. >> Yeah. Uh December is basically a
00:34:50
month-long cheat day. I look at a vegetable, I go, I will see you in January. >> And eating healthy always sounds good in
00:34:58
theory. You tell yourself, "This is the year I'm going to be disciplined."
00:35:02
>> Yep. Said every person before ordering something terrible. >> Exactly. But that's why we actually like
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00:35:28
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00:35:33
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00:35:40
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00:35:45
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00:35:52
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00:36:34
wicked illusion. What the hell is this? An illusion. Okay. >> This is amazing.
00:36:42
of course is a guy >> illusion I've ever seen >> said about just watching
00:36:47
>> pretty good right actually see two people >> it's hilarious >> well what is only one person I think
00:36:58
it's two people but it always looks weird because they have >> well it looks like
00:37:06
>> like is tall. >> Yeah, that's the kind of thing that you really need to see over and over again.
00:37:16
It's >> kind of fun to see this stuff. >> Well, it looks like >> before AI
00:37:19
>> crazy. >> They're exchanging clothes or something. I mean, who has the gray pants? Okay.
00:37:25
>> I think one has gray, one has I thought it was green, but one is red. >> Mhm.
00:37:31
>> And I think one has a red top and the other colored pants, so it throws you
00:37:35
even more. Um >> I think >> I ain't got much learning to >> Well either anyone could be taught to do
00:37:44
it and they have special clothes or is it some kind of gymnastics thing or who thought of it and why did they think of
00:37:52
it >> and why are they still doing it? >> What does it mean and why should I be
00:37:55
interested? >> It was like AGT. I know. I love I love magic and illusions. Honestly,
00:38:02
>> I do like magic and I like not >> I like it, too. >> Oh, boy.
00:38:07
>> Come on. You don't know one guy turning the other with the purple pants with
00:38:11
gray pants. Come on. >> Spades color blind. Someone asked if I was color blind because they saw the
00:38:16
show. >> Color blind. >> I go, don't listen to whatever Dana says.
00:38:20
>> Could I be more cheerful? This is I'm I'm going to switch out after January
00:38:24
1st into some other type of shirt. >> I like your lumberjack. All this red and
00:38:29
you're killing it. >> And then look at you, James Bond. >> I have a blue sweater. You're going to
00:38:35
say it's black. It's a blue sweater, but it's my warmest one. But I might fall
00:38:40
asleep in the day today because I'm barely holding on. So, I have to be really warm,
00:38:47
>> cozy. >> Mhm. >> Can you tell my voice is different? Well, when we first came on, it was a
00:38:54
little froggier. >> As you've spoken, it's a little more normal, but
00:39:01
>> I I'm going to just say this. I don't think you're faking that you you're
00:39:07
under the weather a little bit. I don't think you made it up. Um, you know, so
00:39:14
>> I have so much to do. I have to drive out to the valley and I'm like talking
00:39:16
to Heather going, I don't think I can pull it off. I don't think I can do it
00:39:19
after this too weak. >> Um, there are moments in life where you just have to make that call sometimes.
00:39:26
I've had gigs back in the day. Uh, no. I I can't make that. You know, so
00:39:32
>> my mom would go, "It's too much. Oh, don't stay home. It's too much."
00:39:37
>> Here's the thing. You're either in something like a mini sickness. You're
00:39:42
just run down and you'll be fine by tomorrow. Or it's the beginning of something. But when something's coming
00:39:48
on, to push it too hard is when you do not want to push it too hard. I hope you you want to write this down or just hope
00:39:57
>> Yeah, I mean, I kind of got it, but yeah, >> you could listen back to the podcast and
00:40:00
get these nougat. >> What you um Okay, what's next? Let's try another
00:40:10
one. Um, okay. Here's another illusion. Wear extra fingers. >> Kind of Dana, before I preface this,
00:40:20
this is kind of what I was talking about when I'm saying they're going to start
00:40:24
throwing out crime videos. >> Yes. >> Because people claim AI. Oh, that's not
00:40:32
me. That's AI. >> Oh. Oh, okay. So, they've committed a crime and they go, "Oh, no. It's AI."
00:40:37
Right. Got it. Okay. >> Now, this one is a life hack. If you're a criminal, you wear an extra finger.
00:40:43
So your photos, cuz AI, I guess, doesn't know how to do fingers for some reason.
00:40:48
They're so [ __ ] stupid. >> Aliens. >> Aliens are so dumb. AI is dumb. There's
00:40:54
a lot of people. No one makes fun of AI for not knowing how to do fingers. I do.
00:40:58
>> I have hot takes. >> I'd like to an explanation, but so this is so you can commit a crime. You have
00:41:04
an extra weird finger. Oh, when you take a picture and you go, "Oh, AI has can't
00:41:09
do fingers, so it made six." >> Oh, and so that's not me in the picture.
00:41:13
>> Yep. >> Okay. And so I'm innocent. >> Yep. See, I'm
00:41:18
>> I'm playing Strateggo over here. >> I like everything I'm hearing.
00:41:23
Strateggo. I thought you were playing battleship. >> What do you like this? Okay, here.
00:41:30
Pretend we're playing battleship. And I got to think and say like G5. >> G5.
00:41:37
Nope. Then I just move the ship to a little farther away. >> You just cheat because you've got a
00:41:45
little barrier. >> Yeah, that's no fun. >> Cuz you nailed it. >> Your new nickname is Milton Bradley.
00:41:53
>> Got it. Okay. I thought I had a joke about that. Uh, okay. No, I thought you
00:41:57
said my newick nickname was Cheater. I don't know why Milton Bradley just hit
00:42:03
me about all those toys. >> Oh, you know, I was at the improv last night and it was kind of fun because it
00:42:09
was JJ Walker. It was like a legend. >> Oh, yeah. >> JJ, Arseno, and Leno.
00:42:17
>> Wow. >> And >> comedy legends. >> That's pretty good, dude. That's pretty
00:42:22
fun to see. And they were all sitting on the couch bullshitting during my set, and I came back thirstly.
00:42:30
Did you see every nook and cranny of my act? >> Oh, so they just do their set and they
00:42:35
don't honor you by going out. Nobody watches anyone else. >> No, no one watches anyone else's set.
00:42:41
>> Sometimes I've gone around and looked out a couple times >> just the vibe of the room.
00:42:47
>> Rage, jealous. >> Yeah. >> But the rudest thing was the guy before
00:42:52
me, his name is Greg Baldwin. He's a very funny comic, but he's not really a
00:42:54
household name. And he goes, "Tonight, I just have to say before I get off, I
00:42:59
started this 18 years ago. It just hit me tonight. Here I am. I'm doing it full-time. I quit my job. Now
00:43:08
I'm on a show with David Spade and Jay Leno Hall and JJ Walker." I just want to
00:43:13
say dreams do come true. And he got off and they got a big applause. So when I went up I go, you guys, I just have to
00:43:19
say I can't believe I'm on a show with JJ Walker, Jay Leno, that guy Arcio
00:43:26
Hall. I just say that guy. >> That's funny. >> I don't know who he is. Oh. And then I
00:43:34
went and apologized to him after even though I saw him laugh. He was sitting there and then I go,
00:43:38
>> "Oh, he if he's a comedian, he knows that's funny." >> Yeah, it's a [ __ ] layup. You got to
00:43:42
[ __ ] do it. Uh, okay. Let's do another story. And then Dana, someone has to lay me down and feed me food,
00:43:50
>> right? You've got to get some chicken noodle soup and rest. You're You're
00:43:53
making me I'm feeling like I'm getting a sore throat just by being on this thing.
00:43:57
>> I work so hard. D >> I I know at not working hard. >> Yeah.
00:44:04
>> Okay. Why I never fly without wearing a hat? Oh boy. This is going to gross me
00:44:07
out. >> Ask me what's the number one health hack I'm working on that no one else has
00:44:11
thought of yet. And I told them it has to do with wearing a hat, but specifically when flying on a plane.
00:44:16
What people haven't realized is all the modern conveniences of a brand new flight. They make it so easy to fly and
00:44:21
enjoy. It also means that the TV screen of the person behind you is in your headrest. That means as you lie down and
00:44:28
take your nap, you're sleeping on a EMF. This is why so many people will complain
00:44:33
that they have fatigue or even brain fog after getting off a flight thinking that
00:44:37
it's just normal jet leg when in fact it was because you slap their feet up.
00:44:42
>> We all know you wouldn't use a television on a plane. Now the challenge
00:44:47
is the way the flight >> I I like his point. He goes, "We all know you don't use a TV as a pillow when
00:44:52
you're home." I don't >> Well, some people just I'm tired. But
00:44:57
I'm going to take a flight to Chicago cuz I never sleep better than on a in coach
00:45:01
>> on an airplane. So an EMT bomb electromagnetic >> effect. >> Have you ever been on a regular plane or
00:45:11
you just fly G6s on a G6? >> I fortunately unfortunately have have gone on private jets and I've also gone
00:45:22
on coach in a a regular plane too. So, you do get a little spoiled. You're like, you know,
00:45:28
>> appreciate the patience, sir. Everybody, we're gonna hold here at the gate. When
00:45:32
I went to Phoenix last week, okay, we just locked up the cabin. You're [ __ ]
00:45:36
stuck here on the runway and appreciate your patience. It's a little rainy in
00:45:40
Arizona, so we're going to just not go for an hour. I'm like, who cares about
00:45:44
rain, dude? >> Everybody has kind of a comic, uh, you know, the pilot. We're going to ask you
00:45:50
to >> Yeah. Funny. >> Buckle up the seat belt. How low can you go before? appreciate your patience. I
00:45:55
like my Kevin Kevin Pollock, your buddy. I'm my buddy, too. He goes, >> he goes, "Well, my wife left me and uh
00:46:02
things haven't gone well lately." But we're going to get there, or maybe we
00:46:06
won't. Anyway, let's try something. Here we go. Loop to loop. Everyone hold on.
00:46:11
Pilot go. I've said this before, but I was in a small private jet going to a
00:46:15
corporate date, sitting in the back, and we're full throttle down the runway, and
00:46:20
then they pull it back. Nope. And they peel off into the >> And then they proceed to have a really
00:46:27
ug ugly fight. I thought they were actually going to come to blows. The people, the pilots,
00:46:32
>> two, there was two pilots and me alone. And no, they pull off. They abort the
00:46:36
takeoff and then they're fighting. What the [ __ ] man? You said rotate. you got
00:46:41
[ __ ] you know. So, I'm thinking, well, I want off the plane. The guy, no, it's good, man. We're good. We got it.
00:46:48
You know, so >> Dana, you're on a plane, right? >> Mhm. >> Was this the one I was going to ask you?
00:46:53
Maybe a guy gets up and he starts acting erratic. >> Yeah. >> And he says,
00:47:00
>> "I'm gonna kill us all. I'm gonna open that door and we're gonna all go down."
00:47:03
>> Do you step up and be a hero? >> Yes. >> I think I do, too. I think if I hit
00:47:09
someone and he brushed it off like a fly, but it would start everyone jumping in because I'd get beat up, but there's
00:47:17
no way I'm going down without a fight. >> Yeah. And I think that just generally
00:47:22
speaking with the people up there if in a plane if they see that it's an actual
00:47:28
threat then I think everybody just pretty much everyone gets adrenalized. >> Yeah. And I think the first impulse,
00:47:36
especially if one or two start to go is all you need is someone to break the dam. You know, if you have Mark Wahlberg
00:47:43
there, he's already on top of him, but Bobby right behind there. Yeah. So I go
00:47:49
and I get him and I go sleeper. And then I go pile driver. I got douche. Got douche. And he's like this. But if
00:47:58
they're saying things like they're going to take the plane down, even if they
00:48:01
don't have a bomb or something, you can't say that. Everyone's on high
00:48:04
alert, you will be jumped and beaten up. That's for sure. Right. >> Yeah. Yeah. And you know, I maybe it's
00:48:10
my own ego, but I would hope I could talk them down very quickly. Hey, hey, hey, you know, you don't want to do
00:48:19
this, right? I mean, what? You had a you had a fight with your wife. What's wrong, man? Hey, I'll give up my seat in
00:48:24
first class. >> He's like this. church lady. >> You know, you know the Joe Dirt guy.
00:48:32
>> I heard you had a podcast with the Joe Dirt guy. >> Will you do Joe Dirt movie? Beginning to
00:48:39
end, please. >> Yeah. Will you do Fred Wolf's part as in as a DJ? >> Fred Wolf part. The DJ's friend.
00:48:46
>> The DJ's friend. >> No, he was a tech guy or something. >> Would you put on the church lady dress,
00:48:51
the wig, and the glasses and dance for me? Then I won't make the plane go down.
00:48:56
>> Would you tell me about when you spent the night at the at the White House and
00:49:00
you saw Barbara Bush and her Spanx walking around? >> I love when Dana I say something insane
00:49:07
and Dana goes, "What the fuck?" >> Hold on a sec. I mean, I am the trouble.
00:49:12
>> Who has not seen Barbara Bush in her span? Oh, who has not seen Barbara Bush
00:49:21
in her Spanx walk around the White House? This was a common thing that we all knew. We all saw it. And I of course
00:49:28
would walk around naked and go bowling in the Nixon bowling alley. I'm Bill Clinton.
00:49:33
>> And everything you think I did, I didn't do any of it. [ __ ] you all.
00:49:37
>> I'll bet you five pubes I get a spare. >> Hey, little Casey Casem. Well, geez,
00:49:45
Scoop. David Spay said he would take care of anyone on an airplane, right, Scoo?
00:49:52
I'm sick. >> It works with a sickness. It's >> Oh, I got a horse voice.
00:49:59
>> Oh. >> All right, we should wrap it up because people got too much for their money
00:50:02
today. >> All we can say is have a good Christmas. I'm sure you are listening and watching
00:50:09
this on Monday the 20ish. the 20 >> D whatever Monday is Dana's >> Santa is killing
00:50:26
>> the >> 22nd it's right there. Yeah, >> UFC Santa Claus. Um Dana, I should get
00:50:32
you a present. So afterwards, we'll see if I got you something on the next show.
00:50:36
>> Well, I'll just be honest. For my Christmas shopping, this what it looks
00:50:39
like. >> I'm on Amazon. $9.95. Okay. All right. uh humming hummingbird thing. Okay.
00:50:50
Washcloths. And I just blast out I Everyone gets like 10 gifts. I only spend $100, but they're Christmas
00:50:57
wrapped. So, it's all that, >> right? Amazon. >> In what year did you think you could
00:51:02
order and it comes the same day sometimes? Crazy. >> Uh one of the biggest revolutions in the
00:51:08
history of man. You could buy so much stuff on Amazon. Uh full disclosure, I own Amazon as a stock. Full disclosure,
00:51:16
I don't own any stock. That's crazy, huh? >> What are you [ __ ] nuts?
00:51:20
>> I know. I I have your same guy. I don't know why he's driving me into the poor
00:51:24
house, but it's fine. I don't care. That's Here's someone who really cares.
00:51:30
I don't care about money. >> Yeah. And I don't encourage you to think
00:51:34
about me and I totally don't care about your money. Like, that's going to make
00:51:39
you happy. Why do so many women go up like that, Heather, and just go, "I don't believe
00:51:45
it." I mean, like, she was so cute and she knew it and I was like, "What are
00:51:50
you doing?" And she was like, "I don't know." I mean, it's in every movie. I
00:51:54
have relatives that did not grow up in Southern California and go like like I was so scared and I was really looking
00:52:01
good that day. My boots were fitting kind of tight and I don't know why. I just had them a half size down.
00:52:08
>> That sounds Canadian. Nobody can be their own. >> Sorry. >> It's all false.
00:52:12
>> I've lost lost control. >> They're not being their real selves
00:52:15
lately. We're all a little fake at the beginning. All right, Dana, you stay on.
00:52:19
I'm gonna say goodbye and >> I'll do the ads. So, you just relax. >> Okay, you guys. I'm walking out.
00:52:24
Everyone give me a couple minutes to get to my car. >> Mhm. >> Take the shades off.
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