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People on Earth will be really skinny and unemployed. So, it'll just be people,
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>> no job, but look great. >> Mid6 figures, like maybe a half million
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to climb a skyscraper in Singapore. >> That cat made more for that commercial
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on the right. >> I'm never excited. Like, you were like, "Hey, cool. A wiener." You know, I'm
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like, "Right, >> don't don't just let's I mean, >> jumped on my heated rivalry group check.
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I'm not going to testify for nobody, man. Hey, man. I'm out of here. Take a
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jacuzzi. Sue me, >> Duke. The world's going to hail in a hand basket. Well, take her easy, Papy.
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The world's always got troubles. We'll be coming back. But Duke, I'm scared. I
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don't want to hear it, Papy. Don't make me do what I did last time. Okay, Duke.
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I'll try to be brave. And here you are, ladies and gentlemen, welcoming David
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Spade on Flying to Wool. >> First YouTube comment. Who are these people? >> Well, that's why it makes me laugh. Why
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not? Those are oldtimey movie stars, believe it or not. Walter Brennan and John Wayne from Rio Bravo and other
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movies. >> John Wayne, an old school movie star. >> The biggest star in the world. For 30
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years straight, he was the number one star in movies. >> Yeah. Monster. >> So, I brought
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>> uh I saw the Cowboys at a drive-in when I was a kid. >> Also, let's discuss before we get to
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your hair, >> which people rag us about this, but this one's we can't ignore.
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>> No, it took a lot of effort. I have a little um pneumatic pump in the back and
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it's really flat. Well, you do the sound effect. >> That's how it gets higher. So, it's too
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high. Now, I've had this forehead since I was a little kid. Normally, I have
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some hair falling down, but it is like a I look like egg head on the old Batman show. Okay, that's a big skull. All
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right. >> Brainiac. >> But yeah, I just was lifted and I did it for the fans. I did it for watch our
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podcast and I knew it would make them smile. >> Okay, now my problem is, forget my hair.
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My eyebrows look like they're connected to my hat or something. Should I change
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my hat? >> This is what I'm saying. So the hat is a shadow. Your eyebrows are here and
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you've got the hat shadow. >> What is that shadow doing? I >> Well, it's it's it's in a the front
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angle. It's extenduating. Pay attention everybody. It's extenuating your
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eyebrows. So you look like a Vulcan from the Star Trek or a Cllingon. You look like a Cllingon.
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>> Very interesting. Captain, >> I can't believe you look like a cling on
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Bill Shatner. We were just doing some simple dry humping. There was no >> Stewart. Mr. Lege M.
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>> All right, I'm gonna switch hats. I'm gonna go to white hat. Ready?
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>> Okay. Magic abracadabra. >> This might be better. >> Yeah, >> it pops out a little more cuz it's so
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black. Bammy. Okay. >> Okay. David just came off the 18th hole. And he is.
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>> Oh, I do look like I just finished. This pullover is pretty cool cuz I like a
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good Elvis collar. >> That is cool. >> It's cool. It's light blue, folks. for
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those who aren't color blind, but I am um it could be green. Okay, quickly speaking of golf, quickly, I played with
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Loveit >> and Love it. Love it had a funny joke. >> Okay, >> you know how Love always sleeps and he's
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always late, right? >> So, and he knows it. So, >> yeah, he knows it. You just go to the
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restaurant and you see if he shows up >> and the place is an hour away. So, I go,
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"Well, >> I just hope he's going to be there. Just be a little late. Don't even be on time.
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just be a little late because he gets crazy with the lateness. >> Yeah. >> So he calls me. He's a caller. He calls
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a lot. >> We'll call. I'm sorry. >> Old school. Uh so I I answer, "Hello."
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And he goes, "Uh, David, I have good news and bad news. Which one do you want?"
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I go, "Bad." He goes, "I just woke up." And I go, "Oh my god." I go, "What's the
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good news?" He goes, "I'm on the freeway." >> He just woke up on the freeway.
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>> Yeah, he's nodding on. >> That was the joke. >> On the freeway,
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>> Dana, I had to spoon feed you that one. My god, it's funny. >> Oh,
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>> well, it is funny. That was good. I was just thinking of John John, which I said
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this to him. You know, he does the oldtimey actor voice. Come on, boys. What do you hear? That guy.
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>> Yeah. >> But he also sometimes goes a little May West. Mhm. >> What do you got? You know, so
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>> come on up and see me sometime. >> That one. >> Yeah, he he does when he when he misses
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a shot, he goes boulderdash. >> Easy. >> He's got the good opera e voice to get
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these certain words out. >> Fuzzman acting. Yeah. >> Yeah. Tales of re.
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>> Yes. He has one of the loudest. He can just say, well, I had a there was
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construction. And I had something that that measured the sound at our house and I I got up close to John and he was
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louder than a 747 >> decel meter. >> Yeah, it was like 125 world record.
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>> Okay, I have a good story for you. >> All right, here's a story.
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>> Cuddle up. No, I don't cuddle, but relax. Uh, so here I am, Dave Spade. I
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go out this weekend. >> Yeah. >> Boop boop boop. Go to dinner. my nights. I would say it's uneventful,
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but I don't have to say they're all uneventful. So, I come home. I think I
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went to Tower Bar for a drink, right? So, I come home. Good. So, there's a slight amount of activ.
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It's not much. >> 12 midnight roughly, I get a voice text from a young lady. Maybe young, maybe
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not. I don't know. It goes as follows. Hey, a little drunk. Hey, are you Dave? I found your ID on
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Sunset and uh we're leaving this bar, but I have it. I don't know what to do
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with it. If you want it, you might not. So, I go, "Well, let me see." Well,
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first I text back in the morning when I get that. I go, "Hey," I don't want to
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leave my voice, but I go, "Hey, was it an ID or was it a credit card?"
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And they go, "I can't tell." And I go, "You can't tell?" H not a genius.
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>> So I say, "Well, let me see." And then I go and I go downstairs, my wallet, and I
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do have my ID, but I was out. And I was like, and I was on sunset. So I go, "Oh, well, can you send a
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picture?" They said, "Okay, did you get it?" And I go, "No, now I
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think it's a scam." I didn't get the picture. So I said, "Well, I don't know
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if this is a scam or what." And then I walk over and I don't have my MX. And
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now I'm like, "Oh, I maybe it's my MX." I actually shockingly don't have one. I
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only have two credit cards. So I says I says I says to says, "I have a question, but you can I know.
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I know your question." Then I finally have the question. Everyone's thinking,
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"Wait, how do you have my number exactly?" And so she writes back, uh,
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oh, she doesn't say anything, so I go scam. I drive off. Anyway, photo comes through finally
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twice. So, she did send it. Here's the photo. Go. >> It's a Miley Cyrus Miley World official
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fan club ID. It's not even my picture. It's Miley, but my name's on it. expires
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in 2008. >> So I write back >> they found this and texted you. >> So I don't know if it's you can tell
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it's not you don't know if it's a credit card for my you don't know. So I say
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>> you know what >> I could probably live the big emergency isn't will I be able to get into Miley
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world this weekend. The bigger one is how do you have my number? Because she didn't answer it.
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>> Okay. >> So she says >> drum roll. She says, "This guy Mark
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Hayes was following us around and bugging us." And I know a Mark Hayes, a comedian. So I go, "Oh, is he a
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comedian?" She goes, "I don't know. He's not funny." So I So I go, "Well,
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>> it's a big night in your house at midnight." I go, "So he gave you
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>> I was thinking he should have just taken the card and called me, you know, like
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cuz I don't know him that well, but seems like a good guy." So, >> yeah, she gives my number to her. So,
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I'm like, but by the way, so I listen to the message again and she's like, "It's
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late. I'm" And we were so kind of blocked anyway kind of hung over, but is
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this yours? I'm like, "You're hung over, but it's midnight. You're not haven't
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woken up yet. >> You should be drinking so you'll be hung over later if that's the goal."
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>> Yeah. And I'm [ __ ] I'm too I'm too smart. People say that. I'm too smart.
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You can't pull the wool over my eyes for more than an hour 10, which was about an
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hour 10. And so Mark Hayes, this is where it gets tricky. >> Mark Hayes >> sends a picture. I I have it. I didn't
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send it in, but sends a picture of the exact same Miley ID with his name on it. >> He goes, I just got this from somebody.
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>> It's a scam. >> So it's a scam. But I think it's the lesson here, Dana, because you're kind
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of a rube. >> I'm I'm writing it down. >> Yeah. The lesson is if this is the new
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AI of when people text you and go, "Are we still playing pickle ball tomorrow?"
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And you go, "No, I don't even play pickle ball." And they go, "Thank you
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for your info. Thank you for letting me know it's a real phone and we'll be
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draining your account." >> I want to give you a hack. You may not know this. You go to sleep at night.
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David Spade is going to sleep. >> Yes. >> Can he be disconnected from the world
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for eight hours? I don't know. Well, that's a personal choice, but you may
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not know on your phone right here. You put it to silent. >> I do. >> And then when you go to sleep, you don't
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hear anything and you sleep. >> I do that. I do that. >> Well, how'd you get the ping?
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>> I got it in the morning. >> Oh, this you already slept all night.
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This wasn't >> Yeah. Yeah. I was eating my frosted flakes. >> I missed the whole thing. That's why
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when it I looked at this voice who calls you anyway and and calling at midnight and then it said when should I listen
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back play it back and then she's like and I'm kind of hung over. I'm like hung over
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murder she wrote doesn't add up. >> Well then it's in the Oh midnight. Yeah.
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>> I actually think the AI I think the girl was AI. I think the voice was AI. I
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think everything was AI and >> why >> Heather did chat GPT >> and they said that
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>> and they said yeah it's that a scam is like a the first thing it's worth
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something is if I answer if I answer and write back >> you're alive >> now they know I'm a real person and they
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will sell that >> if the next thing she was going to do is say is there any address your house I
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can send it to y >> then they'll have your address >> and then they say
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Um, can you in chat GPT go [ __ ] yourself? So they say, uh, then they want just maybe some money for FedEx to
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send it. >> I get little by lines like, uh, you know, you get a text message. I don't
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really recognize phone number. Should I call you now or >> Right. I'll be in town tomorrow.
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>> Will you be working or not? You go, who is this? It's all you have to say is who
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is this? >> Yeah. So then I clicked on it, reported spam. >> Yeah, >> goodbye.
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>> I to I teach them a lesson. I go, take that. I reported spam. >> Yeah, I did that. Take that,
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[ __ ] And don't even contact me again. Then I realized it was you texting me.
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>> Yeah, >> but I apologize for that. >> I remember when I got one and said,
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"Hey, did I give you accidentally give you scabies yesterday?" And I'm like, "I
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think so." And they were like, "This is a [ __ ] AI, dude. You're not supposed
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to say yes. You have them. >> Dana, it's time for a little 5hour energy action. Um,
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>> yes. >> You know, I like correct. >> I dabble in five energy to do a little
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wakey wakey. >> Uh, I don't mind a little energy in the day and I uh don't want sugar.
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>> Yeah. >> And uh this is a little sippy sip. Fits right in your sock if you need it to.
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>> When you've seen them, they're this big. Yeah, >> absolutely. That's what's great about
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them. Confetti craze is one of their new flavors. >> Yeah. >> Tastes like birthday cake. I mean,
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that's the thing that they're doing now is all kinds of flavors uh with five
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five hour energy. So, you can pick your favorite. Vanilla and buttery. >> It doesn't need to be your birthday.
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>> Mhm. >> Cuz Dana, when we're out, you're always telling the restaurant your birthday to
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get something free, >> right? Yeah. >> Yeah. And and it's my anniversary again.
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>> Oh, yeah. You were milking that one last week. You're like, "It's that again this
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week." >> Yeah. >> Uh but 17 flavors. >> When you're out, you always take off
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your sweater and then you go, "It's kind of cold in here. Can I get a down vest?"
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>> I go, "It's kind of cold. Can I get a free meal? I'm freezing."
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>> Yeah. I mean, it's sort of weird. You're You're kind of You have some
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piccadillos. >> Yeah. >> But Confetti craze is great. Uh >> it's a little buttery. It's a little
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van. It's like, >> you know, like birthday cake. >> Yeah. Yeah. And now basically they're
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giving you caffeine now. 5 hour energy shots. >> And get this. >> Sounds like a lot to me. 17 flavors.
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>> 17. >> It It's not too many. It's a lot. But at least it gives a big uh selection and
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you don't get a sugar crash. You just get a little >> Yeah. So I'm excited. They're on. You can get
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these at, you know, obviously 5hourgy.com. You can go to Amazon. Uh they're stocking up. I'm stocking up.
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I have to load up >> because I kind of buzz through them pretty quickly. >> Mhm.
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>> Cake on the brain confetti craze. It's back. >> Uh you can go fiveoury.com. Amazon.
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>> The funfetti flavor is back on 5hour energy.com or Amazon. Crack open confetti craze. 5 hour energy shot
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today. If you're like this and you got to be like this, it's 5 hour energy.
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>> Yeah. >> Take that to the bank. Take it. >> Speaking of speaking of AI.
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>> Sure. >> This is what I put together. This a little alert maybe of future future
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world. But >> yeah, please. >> GLPs. Ompic GLPs. >> They're exploding. Micro dose this dose.
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Get a dose. have a everyone's losing losing weight. They get ompic face AI today 16,000 laid off from some other
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big company 20,000 here 40,000 in the near future people on earth will be really skinny and unemployed so it'll
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just be people no job but look great. We're going back to the dinosaurs. >> I guess they can talk, you know.
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>> Yeah, they could still talk. I think I like this extreme situation. >> You want to go look for a job? No, I
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don't. >> Just eating off a hummingbird feeder. That's my dinner. I like people to say they're not one
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person told me a famous person who's skinny and looks great. I'm not doing
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Osmpic anymore, >> but I'm micro doing it. >> Well, >> right.
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>> I think you're still doing it. >> Yeah, >> micro dose sounds like nothing. Like,
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no, that's just No, >> it might be good if it keeps the weight off, but you don't have side effects.
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Dosage matters. In the old days, they would swallow cotton balls, like little um caplets,
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like for vitamins, filled with cotton, and it would make your stomach full. Well, we've had two revolutions. One is
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the fast food revolutions, Kellogg, Cornflakes in the 50s. If you look at the movies in the 20s, 30s, and 40s,
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there's a couple fat people. Humphrey Bogart was 132 pounds. Spencer Tracy 148. He was the fat guy. Um,
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>> then this revolution came in, the obesity epidemic. Now we have the GLPs,
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but we also have AI, so we won't be able to work and we'll be skinny. >> There was a page in the Guinness Book of
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World Records when I was probably 15 that said, >> I love that thing. >> The fattest guy in the world was about
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500 lb. And I'm like, that's three people on my street. That's twothirds of
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the grove when I go shopping. >> So I don't think you'd get the world
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record anymore for 500 lb. I think Seinfeld, I don't think he could do this now, but something about a thou a
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thousand pound man. What if he lost a 100 pounds? What do you say to him? Bob, you look great. You're a rail.
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>> You're a rail. >> I remember that one. >> Yeah. I think it was the two guys on
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motorcycles. >> What a joke. >> And they had like minibikes and they
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showed them driving from the back and they both weighed 500 lb. These twins >> and they might have been in the Guinness
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book and they were like the two Fatso brothers. And then yeah, what if he loses a hundred? You're a real
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hilarious guy. >> He's losing so much weight. What are the big stories in your life?
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>> Stories are observations. Here's an observation. All these data processing
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centers bill. We need so much energy to power these generative intelligent AIs. Bill 100 atomic bomb energy for an AI
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>> for one AI. for one AI. One human being that's fairly smart just needs a snicker
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bar and they are rocking. >> Yeah. >> So >> just an observation.
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>> Yeah. AI just to just to write, hey, are you playing pickle ball this weekend,
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>> right, >> on a spam is 100 kilotons of energy. >> We're wasting energy.
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>> Our brains are pretty good. That's all I'm saying. Did you see the guy climbing
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the this thing? >> Alex Hanald for mid mid >> Holden. >> Hold. Alex Han the human ai. Yeah. He
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said his paycheck was embarrassing. Mid six figures like maybe a half million to
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climb a skyscraper in Singapore. >> That cat made more for that commercial
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on the right. >> I'll just say this, I'll put it out publicly. I would have taken the
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elevator, did 20 minutes of stand up up top for 250. I would have done elevator no standup 190.
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>> I would have put you in an elevator and then and held the rope while I repelled
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you down the building. 10,000 for you. >> I would a selfie toward the top but on
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the elevator for 875. >> I would have made a realistic looking dummy that looks like you and hoisted up
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from the other side of the building and then we split 20 grand. >> Okay. I would have hung off the first
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rung of the first building of the first floor and said eek a mouse and then let them take an embarrassing paparazzi
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picture for 155. >> I would have got to the first place that you climbed to and just started crying.
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>> I would have started climbing and gone, "Oh [ __ ] wrong shoes. Let's do this
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tomorrow." And then walked away. >> You know, it was hot with high winds and
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it took him four hours. He thought it would take two. So he said he it made it interesting.
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>> Dude, he should have gotten at least an M. Give him one million for that. Two
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four hours of grunting and groaning and using your lats and your back. Meanwhile, Jake Paul got 50 million.
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It's everyone says a different number, but between 20 and 100 million to go run
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away from that guy, >> get his job broke. >> I mean, which one's more scary? I mean
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>> I I actually went out to Singapore and when he came down he's coming out the
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building and everyone's like like that and I said I like pretty good man but
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ain't no El Capitan. >> Nope. >> And then his face just dropped like it's
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embarrassing [ __ ] on him. You know >> the worst is like it's live and your kids watching going what
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happens if he plummets. >> I know. He's not Superman. He can do one of
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these. you know, and so it is kind of nerve-wracking to watch, even though he's just hanging on. And I go, there's
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nothing tying him to the building. What the [ __ ] >> And not to be morbid, but literally
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every single person wants him to fall. I mean, everybody's like, what if he falls? I mean,
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>> do I mean people are like, why is it alive? Because he could fall. Well,
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that's why in the in old timey days, the lion tamer, you know, you kind of want
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the lion to swallow. So, because he's in there, he's got a chair, >> you know. Remember on Ed Sullivan re
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amazing Crystal Bongo is going to go in and try to tame a lion. >> Pretty good.
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>> Right here in our shade. Here he is. The magnificent Christristen Bongo, lion
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tamer. Well, anyone could do Ed Sullivan. He's got a whip and he's got a like a
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folding chair and he's like, >> "Dude, why is he doing all these old
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impressions? Ain't no way they're going to get ratings." >> The first hundred comments are, "What's
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going on? Who are these people?" >> All right, we've uh we've reached peak shriek. I call it
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peak shriek where everyone's in a state of hysteria. And I saw a guy the t-shirt
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peak shriek. I don't like looking at cantalopes. Uh, do you guys got any good
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cantaloupes here? >> Not a joke. Just chilling. >> Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. I thought he was
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talking to Sydney Sweeney on the >> and her new lingerie line which made its
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way to my purview. >> What's your purview mean, >> Dana? >> It made it to you, Heather.
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>> Yeah, me too. >> I mean, Heather makes sense. >> I just admire
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>> young pretty girl gets gets a story about a young pretty girl. But go ahead.
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What's your big hot take on Sydney Sweeney? >> Well, in the old timey days, there was
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sadness. It was Marilyn Monroe, James Mansfield, and these this type of woman in the movies or in show business and
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they didn't have control. The men controlled them and they ended up really not that rich. Now you got Sydney
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Sweeney out of my out of my way. Boy, she's doing Jean Kr. She's starting a
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huge global business while she's in her 20s. She's taking back all the power
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from other sort of whatever you would call them. Uh, what do we call our starlets? You know, our movie star
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women, Heather, >> starlets. >> Starlets or >> stars? >> Sex. Sex symbols. Basically,
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>> actors, stars, sex symbols. >> Actors, sex symbols. So, anyway, Sydney
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Sweeney is taking the power back. And I like that. I like that. >> Now, do you think in a movie
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>> in the negotiations? >> Yes. >> More money to show boobs because I sound
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crazy, >> but that was a story on Halibar and Swordfish. Did you hear that?
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>> She'd get 500 grand. >> Oh, where it was it was in the contract,
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not sort of encouraged. >> I mean, it would make sense. I don't think Sydney cares either way because
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she's done Euphoria and all these movies, but maybe it's getting to that
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point where she can say, "I don't want to do it. Give me a bump." >> Well, she's kind of she I feels like
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she's in control. So, if she wants to go, here's my boobs. You know, it's like
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it's not like she's under duress. But with men, you know, they'd want them
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after Arnold came out and ruined it for skinny men, skinny movie actors, you know, you got to take your shirt off.
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So, a lot of men, they'd be like, "We want you to put on 30 pounds of muscle
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and we want you to take your shirt off in the movie." They did it to Henry Winkler. He goes, "No, I don't I don't
00:24:49
think so." Hey. >> He goes, "Hey, you know, >> I will tell you I was flipping channels
00:24:55
last night." >> Mhm. >> And I went to HBO before I knew the name.
00:25:01
>> I shouldn't even tell you this cuz I'm going to fall right in your trap.
00:25:04
>> I'm ready, man. >> I'm going to say a word that I've said
00:25:08
before >> and I'm going to do the voice. >> He walks out of like a hut. It's
00:25:13
obviously the 1600s. He just hooked up with someone. He's older. He walks out,
00:25:19
everybody's naked, and then they pan down and he's got maybe a one foot long
00:25:25
wiener. It's so What is What movie is this? >> Infuriating. It's a It's something on
00:25:32
HBO. >> I think it's hardcore porn, isn't it? >> No, it's like The Magic of Merlin. One
00:25:37
of these weird shows. >> Oh. >> Anyway, he comes out. >> Night of the Seven Kingdoms, we're being
00:25:42
told. Yes. >> Oh. Oh, I'm sorry that Greg knows this cuz it's a screen saver. Um, anyway,
00:25:49
that's the only thing I saw in the whole movie and I go, "This is trash."
00:25:55
I was so angry. I I rarely write HBO. I said, "This is insane. This is impossible. No one is big of a winner.
00:26:01
Don't make >> I'm not I'm not like you. Like if if I don't really want to see a dick uh um
00:26:09
when I'm not warned that it's coming on some >> or a TV show, it's like I'm never
00:26:15
excited. Like you were like, "Hey, cool. A wiener." You know, I'm like, "Right,
00:26:18
don't don't just let's I mean >> jumped on my heated rivalry group chat."
00:26:25
>> Yeah. I like, >> you know what that is? The hockey show. >> Oh. Oh. It's about two hockey players
00:26:30
that are um >> that are also naked >> having a diance. >> Yeah, I'm oldfashioned. Sorry about
00:26:38
that. >> Anyway, so that was it. Weer >> um >> Oh, yeah. We can't pull it up
00:26:46
>> because it's a it's a work computer. But let me tell you something.
00:26:51
>> Monstrous. And I said, is this a >> a dragon from the other movie?
00:26:58
Is this Game of Thrones? But the worst part was he came out to pee, but he has to grab it like a
00:27:05
baseball bat. I go, "That's enough." Then I watched 20 more minutes. All
00:27:10
right. So, there's that. >> Why are you excited by that? >> By the way, no, I'm like mad about it.
00:27:15
So, >> also, someone said in the comments, >> "Our fans, >> great should be called
00:27:26
frequent flyers." That's not a bad name. >> That's not a bad joke.
00:27:31
>> I can't believe it would put that in the comments. >> Heather, do you like it or not like it?
00:27:38
>> It's cute. >> It's cute. I mean, it's too hard to say
00:27:40
flies. Fruit flies. >> Flyers. No, I think it's a nice little pun. >> I like it.
00:27:49
>> Yeah, it's kind of out of the blue. I wouldn't really predict that one.
00:27:52
>> I don't judge people. So, I mean, I've realized recently how what what a blood
00:27:56
sport it is to judge other people about their lives when you don't know anything. Well, why is David Spade
00:28:03
wearing that white hat? Well, what the hell does he THINK HE'S DOING? IF I HAD
00:28:08
his money, I'd have a blue hat. >> Yeah, it's true. I have a blue shirt.
00:28:12
You know, I get worked up every day so much. There's a cement truck blocking my
00:28:16
street the other day. And he just stands there and I go like this. First, I wait.
00:28:21
I wait. I solid two minutes. Don't say a word. Great guy. And I'm on a hill
00:28:24
killing my neck and I'm waiting. It's my street. He's He's crooked so you can't
00:28:28
get around him. >> He's not doing jack [ __ ] Then I wait. Then a guy come and then I go meep. I
00:28:35
wish there was a beep under a beep. Just like a little, you know, like like, "Hey, somebody's here. We got to get by.
00:28:43
No one's saying anything." Then a dude walks out and he goes like this. Back it
00:28:46
out to sunset. Back it out into sunset. >> Get [ __ ] I stop before I take uh take
00:28:54
the road to your house and I stop I pull over and say a little prayer >> and then I go up your street because
00:29:01
it's like >> ways and trucks and gunshots >> smoke fireworks apocalypse now and then your gate opens
00:29:20
>> and you see where Theo and Sandler scratched their doors and opened them
00:29:23
like a like a tuna can. That was when I first moved in and then I widened it because I was like, "Oh my
00:29:31
god." >> I know. You really widened it. >> Well, I did, but no one's paying
00:29:35
attention. They just pull in and they go, "Well, I don't back down it. I don't
00:29:39
play that game. I don't, you know, I'm just uh I'm going to turn and turn and
00:29:44
turn and then I go down." >> Dana's like this. I'm a safe driver. You
00:29:49
know when George Seagull I said went on Just Shoot Me, >> I said, "George, I saw you. I pulled up
00:29:54
next to you on Holloway last night and he goes, >> "Oh no, was I like this?"
00:29:59
>> And he he leaned over like bent over on the steering wheel. He goes, "They look
00:30:03
like an old man like this." I go, "No, you sit up straight." And he goes, "Oh,
00:30:07
good." But he was like that. >> Yeah, he was bent over >> and so was I. Hey.
00:30:14
>> Um, all right. Should we start anything or do you want to say my words?
00:30:17
My stocks are holding up today >> and I real I realize the market the stock market's not reacting as much like
00:30:26
we talked about Trump because he came out earlier and he said we're going to
00:30:30
we're going to take out the moon. We're going to bomb the moon. We're taking out
00:30:33
the moon. I never liked the moon. We're going to take it out. We're going to
00:30:37
nuke the moon. That's what we're going to do because we know how to nuke it.
00:30:40
And quite frankly, if you look at it, if you look at it and you think about it, we don't need the moon. You know,
00:30:46
the market's like going up. >> They like the idea of it. >> And earlier today, Biden came out. Why
00:30:53
is it What's What's his beef with the moon? >> Folks, let's get real. The fact of the
00:30:59
matter is the moon never hurt him. >> I like the moon. And the people said,
00:31:03
"Well, the moon just said." Thanks you. Thank you, Mr. President. >> I agree with him on that.
00:31:08
>> Do people hate the puppets? >> No. >> I don't read the comments.
00:31:13
>> No. Uh, that's pretty much what I got. >> All right, let's get to
00:31:17
>> I could do more, but let's get to this hot takes. >> What is this? Hold on before we do it.
00:31:22
>> Okay. >> Oh, you remember Davos? >> Of course. >> Well, who goes to Davos?
00:31:29
>> Oh, boy. Uh, big world leaders, giant billionaires, businesses. It's
00:31:36
>> just play like the first 10 seconds of this. >> Yeah. for paid adult companionship in a
00:31:40
little town called Davos, Switzerland, has shot up by 4,000% in the last. >> I wonder why. Every year the world
00:31:48
economic >> Yes, everyone needs a little fun time. >> Shark my we Spanish lady. Men with money.
00:32:04
>> Yeah. >> Escorts come in and want the money. Is it legal or how can you be that shady?
00:32:10
It's probably hard to You're in a hotel with all the other world leaders. You're
00:32:14
like, "Hey, introduce us to your daughter." >> I don't think it's ever my impression is
00:32:20
it's never written down or really even spoke about, you know, hey, would you
00:32:25
like to have dinner? Okay. I don't think it's They don't have pimps anymore, do
00:32:30
they? It's It's all It's all through >> I don't think Huggy Bears walking around
00:32:34
the wall. I don't think I don't think some guy's on the streets of Davos. Man,
00:32:39
you want to get a date? You know, so >> yeah. >> Mhm. >> Beating beating up some girl in the
00:32:46
lobby. >> In the water. >> Oh yeah. Farewell. >> Shark go to Davos.
00:32:57
Businessmen in Davos. Billion men got the money for $10,000. You get the head, the tail.
00:33:05
>> 15,000 men went in. 2,000 came out. >> For 2500, you get the lower body. For
00:33:14
3,000, you get the upper body. For the whole damn thing, it's 25,000. >> Dirty.
00:33:20
>> Why are we talking about this guy? >> I don't know. We'll go to the next
00:33:23
story. That was >> Let me just take a quick selfie of you for my Instagram.
00:33:29
>> Oh, this story. This guy got busted cuz reportedly selling his car on Facebook
00:33:35
Marketplace then stealing his car back six times. Okay, now selling >> this story is funny because it's not
00:33:43
funny, but when I first moved to LA, I I said I could buy a Camaro. I I did a movie and I go, "Oh my god, it's the
00:33:52
first time I have any money. I have $6,000. So, I could buy a a Silica, a Camaro, and try to be a pimp, but I
00:34:01
said, "Nope. I'm going to get a a cord. I just want something that starts every
00:34:06
day." >> The basic. >> Can't go wrong. >> Can't go wrong.
00:34:10
>> Maybe I'll splurge for a sunroof. I found it was exactly 6,000. >> Perfect. Good shape, good tires.
00:34:19
>> So, I thought that's all I need. Just get me from A to B just so I can get my
00:34:22
life straight. So, I do a movie for 10 weeks. I clear 6,000. I go to this deli. I meet this woman. Here's your money.
00:34:29
Here's the keys. I drive to the improv. I go to show Tim Rose. We walk out. Was
00:34:34
it this street or was it this street? No, I think it was on La Hoya. No, it was on Kilkia. Stolen. Stolen within an
00:34:40
hour. And >> stolen. >> I had no insurance. It was just back to zero. I had nothing. And
00:34:46
>> yeah, >> when the cops finally talked to me, they said I said, "You know what? It feels
00:34:51
like the guy like followed me and stole it back." He goes, "Probably."
00:34:55
>> I go, "Oh, >> let's go. >> Everyone on deck. It's the Miami Mall
00:34:59
again. We need 100 cops." And they're like, "Yeah, I mean, what are we what
00:35:03
are we going to do?" I'm like, "I don't know. You You kind of know what
00:35:06
happened." He's like, >> "Yeah, >> what we're going to do, you and I, is
00:35:10
pitch this to Hulu on a brand new Selling Steel. He sells a car and then steals it back, starring your host,
00:35:18
David Spade, who comedy. I don't know if it's comedy, but I'm just trying to I'm
00:35:24
just trying to get in the live streaming world. >> David Spade and Amelia Estz
00:35:30
with Kerat. >> Not like Amelia. I think Amelio's coming on. >> I talked to him about coming on because
00:35:36
when Charlie Sheen was on, everyone loved that Amelio. >> Oh, they love the brother thing. They
00:35:41
love it's great. It was great. Really a sweet moment, >> you know. >> Yeah.
00:35:47
Like when I see you and people think it's a sweet moment. >> I I had a Volkswagen Bug 67 that I was
00:35:55
driving to LA. I was driving back and forth, San Francisco, LA. I drove to LA. I was a block from my house and I look
00:36:02
in the rearview mirror and the engine's on fire. So I pulled over and I walked
00:36:07
away. >> Then I called people and said, "You want a car? You can have it. It's it's rear
00:36:13
engine is burning right now." Who did you call Mark Pitter or Kevin Pollock?
00:36:18
>> I called both of them, but Sllayton came in. Bobby Sllayton, I got it. Hey, hey,
00:36:22
give me the car. Give me the car. Give me the keys. Where's the keys? >> I look in the front row, I see four
00:36:28
angry lesbians like there's any other kind. >> That's his act, not my act.
00:36:34
>> No, his words, not your >> Did you have this this kind of window in
00:36:37
the back? >> Yeah. And it was you could work on those cars. They they got a lot of mileage.
00:36:42
They, you know, they were so light. Two strong men could just lift them up, you know.
00:36:49
>> My buddy Jody had one and it was like a 69 or 70 and he had to back lift a
00:36:53
little bit. >> Yeah. The heating system was just they would let air in and it would go over the
00:37:00
engine and come in. So, it kind of was a little oily smell, you know, >> oily.
00:37:05
>> It was a force. It was such a toy. I mean, you know, death trap. And so you
00:37:11
just left it and said, "I'll just start over." >> Yeah. And then I got on one of the boys
00:37:15
with Mickey Rooney and Scatman Kathers and I made some money and I think I did buy a Honda Accord.
00:37:22
>> See, you got to civic or accord is just the way to go. >> It's just easy. They start.
00:37:28
>> Yeah, >> I just sold a truck at that Barrett Jackson auction and it was kind of
00:37:31
funny. >> Uh it's too big for me. All right, let's go to the next story.
00:37:36
>> All right, let's see who it is. Oh yeah, >> this is this is artwork. Dana, now if
00:37:40
you were any sort of artist, which you no offense, you're not. >> If you had any creative bone in your
00:37:46
body, you would try to do this. >> Okay, let's see it. >> He's imitating things in nature.
00:37:55
>> It's pretty clever. >> It is clever. I don't know how is it just Okay.
00:38:05
>> I like the noise. And then how do you see it? >> You just film it. Then you got to dress
00:38:11
like it. And >> And then is it in a museum or anything or >> No, it's just on some guy's [ __ ] IG.
00:38:16
>> Okay. I think it's pretty pretty clever. >> Right. What are you doing all day? You
00:38:21
could be doing this. This is what I would do maybe during co, but if I had literally anything else to do, I don't
00:38:26
think I would do it. >> Okay, that's >> Yeah, you got it. >> Everyone's got something, you know. I
00:38:33
mean, this is cool. I don't mind. Mhm. >> That's That's more performance art. I
00:38:38
feel >> I think it's more performance, >> but I like it. I think it's it's it's
00:38:42
not it's a little off the beaten path of what you see on TikTok. >> There are no rules in the art world in
00:38:48
the last 25 years, you know. It could be anything. >> Yeah. >> I mean, I you know, I mean, it could be
00:38:53
a red dot on a canvas. I mean, yeah. >> Do you think it's money laundering or
00:38:56
No, what is that story? Yeah, I think a part a part of it could be, but I also think it's um I remember
00:39:06
Dennis Miller going at the end of the day, Cary, it's all down to paintings and planes. I mean, you can get a
00:39:11
mansion, you get wealth, you get a fleet of cars, but if you can get a plane, a Gulfream that's yours and original art
00:39:20
like a basot and whatever, that's the final. So I think the scarcity of certain artists, it's just the
00:39:29
exponentially going up. >> More like one more the more rare. I've got a Jack Pollock.
00:39:35
>> You have you you'd have a Jackson Pollock. Jesus Christ. >> Jack Pollock.
00:39:40
>> Jackie Pollock. Okay. He decided to put down the brush and just kind of pour it
00:39:46
on the camera. >> Just sneeze on the sneeze on the >> I uh I don't know. I have a Peter Beer.
00:39:52
I don't I didn't remember I couldn't get into that art. My brother uh Andy is
00:39:57
really into it and he's got the coolest [ __ ] >> and but I never and airplanes I would
00:40:01
love but you know not quite there yet. >> While I play rib ticklers in Tulsa
00:40:08
>> that was a real comedy club in Minneapolis. >> Yeah. >> Mhm.
00:40:12
>> There was Jokers in Tulsa I played and uh I'm doing theaters now. Thank God.
00:40:18
But oh where am I going? That's a good question. Uh my next >> where were you? Are you going? Are you
00:40:22
touring? I mean the people want to know. >> Well, I just got back in quotes from
00:40:27
>> I just got back >> in Wisconsin, Chicago. And it was last I checked it was minus 11 in Apple. So
00:40:34
I'll see what that's like. Bring the long sleeve t-shirts. And this next one is
00:40:42
Oklahoma. We're just talking about as Heather put it on my site. Oklahoma, Oklahoma. That's where I'm going.
00:40:52
>> Oklahoma. Okay. >> It's Oklahoma City, Oklahoma. >> Right. It just said
00:40:57
>> generates it itself. >> So, she put Oklahoma. Funny. Got a lot of chatter, which is good.
00:41:03
>> You could drop in on my Oklahoma Thunder. >> Autogenerates it. I don't
00:41:11
>> Oklahoma. And then I'm playing Dallas. Dallas. And then I'm playing San
00:41:15
Antonio. No, it doesn't say that. But that's where I'm playing. That's the next one.
00:41:21
Then I got Pittsburgh. I haven't been to Pittsburgh. I don't think I've ever done
00:41:25
a full theater show in Pittsburgh. >> Uh >> I don't think I have either, but I've
00:41:33
been to Pittsburgh. I don't know why. It's usually Philly, I guess. >> Or it's in the in the east. What are
00:41:41
those towns? East Eastern Pennsylvania. Hazelton. >> No, not going to >> Hershey. I've done casinos. We've all
00:41:50
done casinos and those are in the middle of nowhere. >> I love casinos in the middle of nowhere,
00:41:56
man. >> And then it's like a nice casino and you're like, how how is this happening?
00:42:01
>> Just all the money. Yeah. It's usually shiny and bright. just got to got in the
00:42:05
middle of like a tough town that's been, >> you know, through like I I did one near
00:42:09
in Ohio, one near Detroit where some town was just hit with like >> everyone in the town got hit by like the
00:42:16
car plant shut down or the coal mine and here's some beautiful casino with some
00:42:22
joker like me showing up. >> Yeah. >> So crazy. >> I know. >> But I do I do a good job. Yada.
00:42:30
>> Uh everyone's talking about it. One of the greats, David Spade. You should go
00:42:34
see the show. >> One of one of the greats on the Mount Rushmore of Standup comedians.
00:42:40
>> Yeah, >> he brings it. Let's put it this way. David Spade brings it. That's what I
00:42:44
>> That's what a lot of the reviews are. Brings it. >> He brings it. They don't say what he
00:42:47
brings, but he brings it. >> One guy I said he commented that I wouldn't see this show again. It looked
00:42:54
like he was making it all up. I'm like, that's the whole point. That's what took
00:43:00
so long. He refused to read his jokes off a piece of paper and pre and looked like he was spontaneously
00:43:10
just remembering these funnyities. >> [ __ ] madness thing. Okay, next one. Let's see. We got any
00:43:18
more? Are we done? Let's see. I don't know what this is. >> Oh, we'll see if Heather thinks this is
00:43:27
a good idea. So, every all the girls get their nails done. And they spend so much
00:43:31
money. You can change the color of your nails >> that fast all day. >> So, right now, I'll just go ahead and
00:43:37
set these glues. >> Wait a minute. So, it takes the old nail polish off and then puts
00:43:43
>> I don't know what it's doing, >> Heather. >> Then it'll shuffle right through to that
00:43:46
first glue that I >> How is that? >> It's the top coat. Yeah, it's I don't
00:43:55
know if you have to be plugged into this thing or >> or it's just showing you what it'll look
00:43:59
like >> kind of >> I don't know what that ring also may have something to do with it.
00:44:05
>> It needs to be a conduit or something to >> electronically do. I don't know. It
00:44:11
can't just >> there's ways to brush nail polish and it gets metallic. So, there are ways to do
00:44:15
different finishes. >> Yeah, we're a little flumxed by this one, but it's very that's the future.
00:44:21
Pop quiz for you and Heather and Greg. Like what is from a male point of view, what is considered the most attractive
00:44:30
color of nail polish on toes? >> Toes. I'm going with sandals. Toes. Red. Ruby red.
00:44:40
>> Red might be too easy. Too down the middle. >> Heather. Greg. >> I've I've never done red ever in my
00:44:46
life. >> Heather's never done her toes red. >> Very harsh. Very.
00:44:51
>> This is a big game changer. >> Any neutral. >> Any neutral. Dana,
00:44:56
>> dummy. Okay. All right. >> Pale nudes. >> Any further? Mhm.
00:45:02
>> Oh, Greg says nude color. What is Greg talking about? >> Nasty Greg. I nude color.
00:45:07
>> Greg does his nails nude, guys. Like the guy on >> Knight of the Seven Kingdoms. I just
00:45:13
shot their ratings up. >> I think it's kind of cool to have >> Knight of the Night of the Hogwiners.
00:45:19
That thing traumatized you. You haven't been the same since you saw that. >> I haven't been.
00:45:23
>> That's what caused your eyebrows to go up like that. It was just the show. It
00:45:27
wasn't the hat. >> I can't really see me on this one, but I don't think my eyebrows are going crazy.
00:45:31
>> I'm going to get my hair even taller next week. My goal is to get it to here.
00:45:37
>> I'm going to give you my hair guy. His name is Jimmy Neutron. >> You don't want to have You don't want to
00:45:42
be able your lower face. You don't want to have your hair it so far back that
00:45:47
you can fit your lower face up before the hair starts. >> You should It should It goes The
00:45:54
dimensions of your waist to your nose should equal your nose to your hairline. >> What?
00:46:00
>> That's forehead. Now >> you got good hair. So this is this is
00:46:08
the uh >> quick quickhead appertif. I'm not going to testify for nobody,
00:46:15
man. >> Hey, man. I'm out of here. I took a jacuzzi. Sue me. And then here's W. Bush. Just just the
00:46:25
look on his face. I couldn't believe the press conference. All the stuff that's
00:46:28
going on in the world. They said, "What do you think? What do you think of it?
00:46:33
How did you make that one? That looks I don't know what to >> That looks like the Chick-fil-A girl on
00:46:41
TikTok. David Spade, Saul Weiner. >> What about that one video where he's
00:46:49
golfing and he goes, "My heart goes out to all the people in 911. You got that
00:46:54
guys." All right, watch this drive. Then he does a drive to the press corps.
00:46:59
I go, "You shouldn't do that." You know, they're still filming, dude.
00:47:02
>> He had kind of a, you know, love or hate of a cheerful demeanor. He had that frat
00:47:07
boy kind of how's it going? You know, kind of. Did you do George regular Bush
00:47:12
or only the her? >> No, I did I did Bush Senior of course did him on SNL did it in the best way I
00:47:20
knew how and then with W I just started doing him because but Will Frell kind of
00:47:26
Will Frell was >> Were you leaving when that happened? >> Yeah, I was I was off the show but I I
00:47:32
do you know I did Obama I did CL I did them all. I'm not saying they're any good, but I
00:47:39
do them all. >> We got another gig coming up. We're going to >> I'll do Jimmy Carter if you want.
00:47:44
I go way back. >> All right, we'll do one more and then we'll wrap up.
00:47:48
>> Let's wrap it up. >> Let's do one more and let's >> one more. This is called
00:47:52
>> the banger. Okay. >> I don't know if it is. >> I don't know what it is yet.
00:48:00
>> Oh, wow. >> Oh, this is like CES. They show you how to do things, I think. What am I
00:48:07
looking? >> I thought they were measuring their foot for a shoe, but they're making a shoe.
00:48:13
>> Oh, they're making it totally to fit your foot. >> See, that's pretty.
00:48:17
>> Is it only like >> Oh, so it's like a little rubber. >> Only barefoot shoes.
00:48:22
>> I see. Now, let's see one more. >> Look at that. >> Would you do this?
00:48:31
>> I think it's kind of cool. I mean ask me this. >> Here's here's the deal. Can I finish one
00:48:38
time? >> Can I finish? >> Put on my podiatry hat. >> Yes. Podiatrist here.
00:48:44
>> So feet generally if they're neutral if they go like this. >> Okay.
00:48:50
>> If they supenate they go out like this when you walk. >> If they pronate they go in when you
00:48:56
walk. Now I have one foot uh that this foot goes in a little bit. >> Pronate. pronates. This one supenates.
00:49:04
>> Yeah. >> And one of my feets is a half inch bigger than the other one. So, customade
00:49:10
shoes. I think I'm sure Steph Curry, they get custommade shoes for their >> You go to Good Feet store.
00:49:17
>> Um I go to the Sears stores that are still open and um >> I get industrial shoes. No, where would
00:49:24
I go to get shoes? I don't One of mine pro >> pronates means lean >> pronates and one does soup plantation
00:49:36
>> and it's funny. >> Well, my my elbow if I raise my hand I can't go straight up. It's called um
00:49:44
venicular venicular perpendicular elbow uh constellation. So it goes like this >> and then I go up. So in class when I was
00:49:54
a little kid I I have Farley one where you go like this to raise your hand and then you go
00:50:02
>> all down. >> He did a sketch where it was Seinfeld as a teacher and he goes,
00:50:06
"Where did World War II start and don't say um Africa?" And Farley goes then he goes
00:50:18
whatever the wrong answer was. That was what he was going to say. >> It's funny that it just
00:50:22
>> he goes down slowly. >> Yeah. as opposed um you know >> do you have frozen shoulder? You can
00:50:29
tell us. >> No, I don't. >> That guy on that show has frozen wiener.
00:50:36
>> God, you should >> I wanted to end on a real like a real summary of the whole episode. Like this
00:50:44
guy's got a French loaf. French loaf. We heard from uh >> Let's get him on next week. We'll ask
00:50:51
him all about it. I'm praying that it's some sort of thing they put on there.
00:50:56
>> Um, yes, it could be a prostesis. >> Yes. >> And how do you put that on in your
00:51:05
trailer? How embarrassing. >> I mean, I don't want to get into the weeds with this, but in a
00:51:10
bioevolutionary way when the swords were flying. >> Yeah. >> Those guys didn't last very long. You
00:51:16
know, that was their >> relaxed state. You know, >> they showed the girl on the way back of
00:51:22
the cave or whatever and she's like this. >> Do you remember the comedian John Fox?
00:51:29
He had this opening line. >> Mhm. >> It was so I don't want to go. The guy
00:51:36
was so hung like the human tripod. It was like >> applause. Yeah. >> Yeah. He's the guy that went on Star
00:51:43
Search and sang a Diet Pepsi song to the tune of Oh, he changed words. He go cuz he's
00:51:50
heavy. >> Mhm. >> He goes, he goes, "Oh god, candy section. I clear
00:51:56
the show." He wasn't drinking Diet Pepsi and he did a song about it. It they used
00:52:00
to say, "I'm drinking Pepsi and it shows." But he would say, "I'm drinking I'm not drinking Diet
00:52:08
Pepsi and it shows." Because he was so fat. I see. >> God, I can't think of the words. Next
00:52:14
week, what a cliffhanger. I'll think of the other two sentences. >> Next week, we will be back locked and
00:52:18
loaded. Uh, if you have any requests for puppets, I'm thinking in the near future
00:52:23
of bringing out a Pierce Morgan and >> good >> maybe an AOC. I try to a Tucker Carlson.
00:52:31
These are all in the hopper. So, I'll do new people. I movie stars from the 1940s. mix it up and uh I'll think of
00:52:39
the end of that song and u >> we're excited. Dana's going to go shopping for those puppets, so get him
00:52:45
before he hits the store. >> I have someone Mark Hershan who makes them for me. I just got him a laser
00:52:50
printer. He's very good at it because it has to be kind of a good size and then
00:52:56
these popsicle sticks >> fit in like that. And >> they're not as big as you think because
00:53:01
you push them to the camera so they can be not as >> right because that's how you here. I'm
00:53:05
just showing a photo and there I am automating. Well, David, I really enjoyed this show. I like the guy with
00:53:10
the wiener. I thought that was good. I don't know. And the it was all kind of
00:53:14
entertaining. Hill and I enjoyed it. So, >> but if he gets mad, it's like what the
00:53:19
[ __ ] are you talking about? Comes in. So, >> it's just fun. >> Oh, yeah. People thought we were funny
00:53:24
on Bill Maher. I got a lot of comments about that. Really? We did his podcast. Yeah. That's nice.
00:53:29
>> Yeah. >> Uh, okay. Have a nice time, Dana. And, uh, we will see you next time.
00:53:34
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