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guys we had such unbelievable feedback on the last one we are doing this again this is another holiday special but this is the good parts of our live shows the
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highlights of the live shows we don't do that many but they're super fun we will
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definitely do more uh we got to get us out there and just busting our hump I'm on tour so I go out anyway but I'll drag Dana and we'll we'll come to a few more cities this year and do it because it's
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always a blast we got parts from James Austin Johnson he was the first one we did and that was in Texas um he did his
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Trump he did Impressions we cracked up um we have Sandler on this will frell one of my alltime faves of course Zack alfan atis who is such a such a genius
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and it's it's really it's kind of more fun with the crowd you know we sort of pan to them but they're always good they
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laugh and they stick it out during the serious stuff but we mostly just just crack up and [ __ ] off and act stupid and
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uh that's what people like and that's what paid for my Honda Accord so I'm thankful all right here you go guys happy [Music]
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holidays Norm was in jeopardy with you a lot yeah any funny Norm stories or anything about reyns yeah my God because
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uh that was Jeopardy again one of the big sketches that big sketches everyone remembers always funny Daryl was funny at Norm was great yeah the best Norm story was uh I think
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it's the one where he's wearing he comes back he's wearing a big foam cowboy hat
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and he's like that's funny huh look wearing a cowboy hat and anyway there's some beat where I where I have to be super exasperated with him and I yell at
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him and we and we get out of the sketch and Norm comes running after me he's like hey Will everything okay I go yeah why he's like you you you
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seem kind of mad at me out there like no Norm I'm act we've done it this is like
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the fourth time we've done the sketch no but that time it just seemed like you really were mad at me for some
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reason said no we're good that's very that's very Norm right there that's his sense of humor yeah he seemed kind of mad there for a moment right but he was not I don't think he was doing a b he
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wasn't do he might have been serious that he was very sensitive in that way very shaken yeah and then uh cuz you can
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commit hard and you probably scared him another Norm another great Norm story has nothing to do
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with was and Katan told me about it they were on a flight together back LA to New
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York uh Chris had taken off his shoes uh and he can't find his shoes they're about to land can't find his shoes he's going to the flight attend
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have you seen my shoes I took them off like I don't know he's like K's like Norm come on you took my no I didn't I
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didn't take your shoes why would I take your shoes that's the stupidest thing I've ever heard I've never take I would never he's like come on give me back my
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shoes I know you took them I know Norm's like I don't know what you're talking about Conan has to walk through
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JFK with no shoes with no shoes just in his socks an entire season goes by and then Katan and Norm are jousting
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back and forth something used toou and then Norm finally goes oh yeah one other thing I did take your
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shoes that flight in November flight November I took out my thr in the trash can just so you know yeah cuz I I saw his shoes there right I just kind of grab his shoes so
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yeah you were right I I had he used to give K so much [ __ ] my God yeah he was tough um okay let's see if we have anything else well before we let you go the other the other thing I was thinking
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about today MH Downey used to give me the great I loved being Jim Downey sorry Jim Downey legendary writer who came up with strategery um oh he did Str I had
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the 18 too writing for me yeah you know with Al Frank and Jim totally yeah but Downey I loved being in Downey sketches for a number of different reasons but the best was between dress and air and
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he'd do it every single time and it I would laugh hard every single time he'd go great job take it down about a
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th% and then I would just yes an i' be like uhhuh yeah okay and he like I don't know what happened you must you must have gotten into your big juice or something but he would literally tell me to take
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it down 1,000% worst advice yeah did you made me laugh every single time and he would never say he's joking yeah yeah yeah yeah I remember one time I did a joke on
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Hollywood minute about with jokes you know they had some some had a little more of a some were clever some had a
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little mean streak but I did a Jim Carrey one the funniest part is I liked 99% of the people and Jim Carrey I was
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just trying to get foot in the door at SNL and uh whatever it took but Jim was doing these you know the movies that I loved but I said and they would always prod me to go farther right because it
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was like through them I Dare You So I said oh J Jim scary after this one of his movies just rushed to the hospital after an overdose of uh uh overacting
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pills with play it too big juice and uh and the crowd just stared at me and it was it was too soon don't don't mess with our [ __ ] guy and I was like no I
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love you know and anyway that was cut after dress but uh but dress H was a good but that was those guys in the they
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they would write me the roughest oh Hollywood minute jokes at like the rewrite table they go Jim would be like
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no you would never well no you're too much of a [ __ ] and I go no I'm not what and then he
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tell me I go yeah I'm too much of a [ __ ] you're I'm not saying that he goes of course cuz you're a [ __ ] and I go
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why and but it was all whatever he wanted to say and get the anger out and get to me well then they hide behind the
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whole thing I know that's why it's so funny they get to say whatever they want but I would have to sort of temper it but always funny I mean they're always
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just they're just [ __ ] wait one last nor McDonald story sorry love them uh do you remember the Mama celest frozen
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pizza commercials no yes no I don't and it was this and she would say abundan abanza yeah which is a madeup marketing word there's no there's no word Italian language I
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thought that was genuine Itali yeah and one day we're sitting around in the writer's room having lunch and we're
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doing a bit where I'm like hey guys this lunch is pretty good abond Danza right and everyone goes yeah abond Danza and normon I'm like Norm come on just say it
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say ab and like no I'm not gonna say it like come on Norm just say it abund Danza I won't do it I'm not going to say it we get like of us like come on Norm
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it'd be rude now ever we've all said AB andanza you should just say AB andanza no I don't want to say I'm not going to say it I won't say he never would say it
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anyway that's the end of the story but [Applause] he yeah all right well I think I think we were going to have a few people ask a
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question hey a penny saved is a penny earn they say right that's like a 100% return you can't get that anywhere is that what he say they just talk on the phone with Norm you know you know
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you should bury some money right because then later on you're re it is we'll dig it up and they'll have money right he
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just had the driest funniest I didn't have a TV the first year oh I was on the show cuz I just didn't buy one because I
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thought I'm never going to be in my apartment so I'd go and watch the NBC Sports feed uhuh uh on like a Sunday mhm
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Norm of course is in there and uh Norm enjoyed gambling on Sports and uh we were watching some game and I'm like o gotta watch out you know
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University of Cincinnati they're uh they're pretty good in the mud he's like really
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[Laughter] and and I go yeah I think they're like 750 winning percentage in rainy games oh ah I didn't know that yeah okay logs it
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away I think we're doing a bit right right right there's no way how do I know that stuff yeah week later no one's like you cost
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me 35 Grand I'm like doing what do you mean Cincinnati University of Cincinnati in the month like what you said they were really good and rainy rainy I'm
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like you bet on I was joking and you bet that much yeah yeah why are you telling
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me that amount too that's like when Norm asked love its for give me give me $200 they're playing a casino fun you know he's like John's like okay so the next day John huh lend
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L and he goes yeah yeah and then Love's like can I get my money back he goes no no I lost it I lost all of it he goes why are you mad I lost
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$8,000 yeah he goes you only lost 200 you only lost 200 we love Norm there was only one norm and
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a comedy genius the first ferns I saw uh these ferns are like Tall Pine trees by now but when I when I saw the first one I didn't know what it was someone just sent it to me and or said
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look at this and so I thought it was a real interview and then it was Natalie Portman who I love and so I was uh of
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course in a jealous rage immediately and then and then you were saying some of you you had great jokes that I won't repeat them
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because I'm not good at that but but you said so many joke and it was so and for her to play along and I thought it was
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real for a while and then I go Jesus this is so weird and then uh took me a while to figure it out too long and then
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uh then so I started going oh this is great and then when you would do them you obviously didn't overdo it you didn't do too many they weren't super
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long uh it was just a great great uh bit that lives out there on the internet which which everyone should see um I don't know where I'm going with this day Ina jump in would you like to say
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anything in your defense Zach uh well I mean I mean speaking of that one we shot
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it that one we shot in a garage in um I think we shot that one in a garage uh right around here right in Hollywood somewhere and uh the the thing about that one is
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um there's a line in it not to be vulgar but it's a something about did you shave your okay said you she was in V for
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Vendetta yeah and then there's a punch sign did you shave your V for a vagina or something that one caught me off
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guard to Natalie Portman in a garage yes in a garage in a garage with loose tools
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about by the way I barely understand that joke like I I think I saw that movie I don't know off but the fact think it's fact that I'm asking it yes so anyway uh she
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was if I remember correctly she was quite um good with the whole thing and then um uh we sent it uh to her just to you know show it to her and
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uh I had asked that joke to be left out of it I said can you edit that out we'll
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send it to her and her note was where's that vagina joke oh really oh I love I don't know if that was the exact note where is the vagina joke something
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like that something along those lines by the way there's a dog in that on the hip meter yeah she's unreal but uh did you
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there's a dog that you keep cutting to which is even funnier yeah that was I think that was a real dog the dog rolls over his back and then when something
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dies or just sits there then they cut over the dog just it's all it all works and then I uh Sean pen one Shawn looked very cool in that one huh yeah I'd be scared uh but that one and then uh Sean
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pen can yeah I had a fight with him I was in a dress at the time but you know he said Hit Me Harder he said you
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can hit me harder was no problem so I hit him I would like to one day talk to him about the one we did because it they
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bring it up because it was it was an interesting uh it was an interesting day well was was he truly upset or was
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he he was very quiet he's a good actor so he or he's a good actor um um and uh I I think he may have been ready to deck
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me in real life I I don't know maybe he was doing a method thing and I I I don't
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he held it so serious that you weren't sure if he was serious he might have been kidding yeah and and and I have
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worked with him I mean I not that I know him but you know he has a good sense of
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humor he really does yes um huge laugher and um it loves to go see standup uh but I I in that
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moment it was uh I remember watching was it something you was it a line that you gave you said something CU you weren't
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you playing your brother or something in that I was playing this overly over the well it's not really over top there are
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people like this in the South um uh really into him for the wrong reasons type person okay and how does that guy talk well it's based on a character I
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used to do um in high school called the I think his name was a of the effeminate racist and
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uh I remember that Skittles yeah so that's a great so it's just a guy that talks like this and so friends of mine that were black in high school would bump me in
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the hallway so I would this character would be released and I would say say to them my mom told me not to talk to black people and they would go crazy would die laughing
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cuz they understood at the time that I was mocking it all you know so that's where that kind
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that's where that came from that was as simple as that well there was something Dana where he goes uh Sean and he's doing this and he's sort of prodding
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goes did you get in I'd get into Hollywood just so you could go to all the parties and all the wrong reasons that Shawn wouldn't want Shawn is very
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funny and unlike uh Persona out there and so I like he's going along with it but he was so serious then he goes I can
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walk over there and knock you the [ __ ] out right now and even I was like godamn he gave that a good reading I think he
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knew it was funny and interesting I think he was playing I don't think he was offended I'd like to ask him we
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haven't spoken since um I his kids and my kids went to school together or at least played Sports together up in Northern California so I'll talk to Sean yeah ask ask him ask
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him I'm curious hey man I want to smoke if you could smoke and not get diseases I would definitely be smoking right now there's nothing cooler right it's like tell us some more
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Zach anyway can we go back to you as a young person then like you like you strike me as like an introverted extrovert like you're shy in in a way I think we are maybe well I think I am but
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yeah well it doesn't matter anyway um but then you have this Powerhouse thing that comes out like in high school did you go theater group or you just funny with friends or what were you like in gr school high school just walking around
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uh just walking around walking around the Beverly I mean you know I think I was somewhat
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quiet but I think uh I mean humor in my family was seen in very high regard uh so my cousins and my brother
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my my my family is funny you know I I kind of watch them even as the quiet person I thought I was or I think I was so I was kind of this more kind of
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observant kid uh that thought maybe one day I could through my observations maybe make a a thing out of it and you were thinking that like at age 8 10 12 I
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mean but young young you got the idea maybe you would do this for this is going to sound weird but it was at my
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parents conception of [Laughter] me doesn't sound weird at all doesn't sound sound I was killing my brother Brad I got three older brothers he swears he remembers being born and he's
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serious really yeah he has a photographic memory he just remembers being born yeah um I I'm not kidding
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Brad the guy being funny younger really pays off and I think that's for all of us like at dinner or at school like I
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was at a school that was uh I was a a bit of a pipsqueak hard to believe and always bullied and pushed around but if you could I would quietly say jokes to my friends or under my breath but that
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kind of if you get a little something that's all I had I wasn't super athletic I wasn't this so if you have some little
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hook like that you go ooh my dad thought it was funny you know people think it's funny and then you go and then you try
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to maybe that's kind of like that for a lot of comedians the tall guys didn't have to do anything to get the girls we
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on a bio evolutionary level we had to be funny Zach you're not that short you're you're you I'm around 6'2
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[Music] okay I'm going to break down just for my own Amusement sure sure sure uh James is
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awesome Trump cuz I I think that the way you do it is like free association Jazz
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and I know you can I wanted to I wanted to say that a podcast clip of mine that I think think I think it caught on with
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like Seth Meyers and his group of friends cuz it was Trump talking about 2000's New York alt comedy it was like I
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had been doing Trump do then our guest Whit Thomas was like Hey TR you weren't you a comic back then in the 2000s in
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New York they be like oh yeah there's you know what it was so wonderful to be with comedy you know what with comedy it
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was never about the shows it was never about the shows it was about the diner afterwards we love a
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diner and I would I'd be eating pancakes excuse me excuse me excuse me excuse me oh he's a little he's a little Tamer back then EXC can I talk
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please she not giving me any moment to talk I'm eating pancakes with Patrice O'Neal and I just can't believe that I get to do this every night so wonderful greatest city on
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Earth you do Gotham and you do rifi and you do maybe you'd get a spot at the Boston or something and a couple dollars in your pocket you say oh this is a pretty good
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gig made 300 bucks tonight you know maybe buy PlayStation or go a [Music] gap there's so much detail in that and you did the little breath thing you
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know here I'll give you thank you very I'll read these as myself okay like these are
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just Trump things that you've Incorporated with free association I don't even I bet you never wrote These
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down or anything but I I watched your thing okay frankly let me tell you you're going to be seeing a lot of it it
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I can that I can tell you yeah yeah that I can tell you that I can tell you let me let me tell you frankly frankly okay let me tell you
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you can read it if you can read those frankly let me tell you're going to be seeing a lot of excuse me excuse me I
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can tell you that that I can tell you I can tell you that I mean when you look at I mean when you look at when you I mean when you look at yeah that that connector phrase like yeah uh ask me
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something that I so you're going to be a reporter you're going to ask the real Trump a question he doesn't have an
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answer to so I'm just going to not have an answer to it right so do you think we're going to increase uh exporting
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next natural gas to Europe I mean when you look at what China's doing in terms of
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Esports I mean really when you look I think when you look at all of it if you look at gas I mean gas is one thing but
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frankly when you're looking at all the rest of it I can tell you that I mean when you look at what they're doing with and look at what the Democrats have told
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us oh I love it the way that he can let's do another he'll just spin it off into like his mesmerizing like way of talking in some other flip the page there's more if
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you want I had oh yeah yeah and it didn't work out so great for some of those people and it didn't work out so
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great for some of those people I love that one man I mean we were all listening to his voice for 4 and 1/2
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hours every day for like 5 years you're the one who put it all together you know
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and then you made it into this Supernatural and look at what they're doing let's see look at all of it
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frankly look at all of it look at all and people are very disappointed like you wouldn't believe a
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lot of people people are very disappointed like you wouldn't believe like you wouldn't believe that's a big one there is a
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level of disappointment that would make your head spin frankly that would make there's so much disappointment there's
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so people and people are angry what people what are they angry about it never matters he always says anybody he
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says someone and a lot of people are saying very bad things about someone they're always you're hearing it more and more all
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it's all very end run it's vag and it goes into a corner you know what terrible deal a really bad bad deal you're seeing it all over the place many people are saying okay you're seeing it
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all over the place many people say and they're saying we don't want that we're not people we're not people who want
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that we're not people we are going to be doing something very soon we are going to be doing something about it nobody knows nobody knows
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nobody knows my favorite was when he was at the rallies during the height of Co MH he was like and they can't even tell you what the 19 stands for it's literally
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2020 it's 2020 I'm like context clues what do you think the 19 probably stands for the 2019 version of the of the virus I think that was all I had
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but he does say words like oldfashioned words like terrific and fantastic things
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like dad says your Granda that aren't the vernacular as much anymore but just he keeps throwing them in there it's so
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it reminds you that he's do you want to do oh yeah he's he's 75 and it's the mix
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of the old timey language and the old timey way of thinking and speaking about people but he's obsessed with something
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rude that Lady Gaga said about him on a radio show or something Lady Gaga was very very rude not nice and she was she was not she was not nice she was not there's
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also the kindergartener thing of just like breaking down what would have been a more elegant phrase with with another
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presidential candidate and just breaking it down to like the caveman fragment like not nice very big Stone Cold loser
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stone is a stone cold loser I mean that's the that's where you get the the 80s wrestler thing oh there's a little
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bit of 80s wrestler to it too WWE now you do something you a little birdie told me you do something well where
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someone could give you a famous TV show and you could talk about it as Trump yeah okay yeah I can do that well since they don't think it's this is not
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PR pre-planned you guys yell out any kind of famous TV show okay there's 200 what did you hear 18 I can't the 18 the 18 The Wonder
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Years anything you've heard of you know what with Winnie Cooper she was she was very beautiful but I don't think that Mr
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Savage you know Mr Savage just needed to wait his turn I think that he needed to wait his turn with Winnie cuz whenn he
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wasn't ready for what they were doing with one and Joe Cocker is such an awful person when you meet him with Joe Cocker
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that is someone who needs a little bit more help from his friends I think I think he probably had to you know what
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they said that he got high with the help of his friends I said what kind of friends are that if they're helping you with drugs and they're helping you and
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you look at China you look at what they're doing with Russia what they're doing with honestly what they're doing
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in Austin Texas is absolutely awful I think it's such a terrible thing with the Segways and the river and the bats
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you know those bats [ __ ] everywhere those bats are [ __ ] on all of it and I said I was looking around they show me
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the bridge and I said we got to do something about this bat problem got to do something about the
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bats because and you know what they call it guano did you ever hear that they call it guano have you ever heard that
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is that what the hell is guano and they said it's what they call the poop and they poop straight down the front of
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their breast you know they they and you see the poop on like what is it going in their mouths so we've been talking to
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Dracula we're talking to Frankenstein we're going to do something about the bats because the bats frankly should be
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sleeping horizontally and this whole thing that Joe you know Joe Biden and KLA they want
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the bats to be hanging upside down they want you to be eating bats every night there needs to be a Brazen Claim about
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what the Dem something the Democrats aren't doing but but there's like a there's like a I mean come on well that
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was all from The Wonder Years yeah they were always talking about China on The Wonder Years I remember yeah yeah yeah you know it was Savage Savage was Savage was very involved with
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everything that was going on with China with in terms of China wall and with regard to microchips and supply chain I
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mean it's really awful with with Steve Jobs and all it I think it's terrible I think it's terrible it's like you don't
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really need like joke jokes it's just the rhythm and the references are so funny yeah I mean I mean I don't about you I just listen to this for hours I mean I just love that's how flow of it
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that's how he led us for 4 years is because it is fun to hear him talk it's fun to hear whether you like him or not
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like him whatever your politics are you will probably be hypnotized by the weird rhythmic way that he speaks I mean it it
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works it does yeah like how he'll just repeat you're going to be winning winning like you wouldn't believe it's
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going to be so good like you just believe it because he said it 20 times in a row within within one minute within
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one minute it's going to be so you're not going to it's so good it's going to be incredible frankly it's going to be very very good like so I understand why
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my grandpa who was like hardcore conservative you know who would never have voted for a trump in his life but
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the minute that Trump was on TV 247 if you just hear I'm going to be amazing at this over and over and over again and like and the people that hated him gave
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him the most airtime they're like can you believe that he's saying this I'm like you prob they call it the Trump bump on CNN they got a mill a billion
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net per year I mean it's just fun to hear him talk and it's mesmerizing and it works you're going to like this one the because you know you didn't really lean on it much but in the beginning I
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remember in the classic comic sense of the idiot so like there's Jerry Lewis is like the king and then I remember you
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would do the hunched over guy and he would do that sound like where where did that guy come from cuz that instantly made me laugh so hard that cuz you were so committed
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was ohh I don't even know man it's very musical always felt good in a microphone oh yeah wooho
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I don't even I don't even know if that ever got on the air if I ever did that I I just remember seeing that and really
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loving it you know but there there's one character I want to break down unless David has a question because I'm
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F sure go ahead we're really close friends um the operam man the evolution of Opera man that then became the indestructible
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killer bit of all time by the time you got it on the update desk with the pictures and you were mixing great wig
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so ad I'll let you but talk about the origins of that and the way you did it and then the way you ended up doing it it evolved right yes it did right yes that's my question thank you yeah that's
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a good question and I remember you were you knew the guy so there was a man on the street who used to sing opera on the
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street he used to hold the can up and you'd be walking down the street and he'd kind of come at you go and he sing
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really hot and you charge you and you'd be like who you give money I didn't know that yeah that's kind of where I first started doing it around theice I love that I
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didn't know that I met that guy today McDonald's he wasn't singing though he's in between sets Adam what would a guy what would a guy like that be ordering like a McDonald how would he sound he
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order barbecue sauce the thing that you can sound exactly Opera is one more gift
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on SNL if you can if they'd write a a singing sketch obviously Adam wrote a lot of his own but if they'd write somewhere you sing you can get in if you can play an instrument you can get in there's so many things if you can do
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dance so if you I didn't do a lot of those things which was kind of a drag but Adam can sing so well and actually
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write songs and actually write songs that are catchy because a lot of those things you don't update were actually really catchy on top of just being funny
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and so that combo is big and that operam man was a [ __ ] crunch sure that always that was a gift from you do it
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off in on the stage next update initially yeah no I first time I did it it was just gibberish it was like it was
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a theater thing and I think maybe you or was it Phil that's what I remember I don't know if I remember this maybe you maybe you but I was in my office Adam Adam used to go around the office on all
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fours so then I hear a little knock and I'm in my office so I open it up and you're on all fours you go oh and then you just you were asking me to do
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something introduce operam man right I didn't remember that you were like a theater guy would say tonight the operam
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man something like goes from the emotion of you know like trying to catch the bus
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but unfortunately he misses the bus but then he sees his mother you know is behind the bus and picks him up this watched the aqu or something like that and
00:32:34
walk and then I'd see my mother be something like that and that was it and it did good it did good at the good you know Sandler it's good if you a
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trick on SNL is if if Adam was probably slightly newer than but if you anchor it with Dana who they love right and then
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he brings you on and they go Dana seems like it and they and then they start the
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new guy help when you're new it help no it was a Dana the best at it so that's what it was but any anyways uh it did fine I it was up at the table it did
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well everybody remember after a while they started liking us at the table when David and I first were on us and um and
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at the table and we tried to get on and we do full skits for ourselves everybody else was kind of like calm down that's
00:33:26
enough guys yeah that's enough not yet not yet not yet yeah right but then by uh uh this time they were like all right
00:33:33
give him a shot and then we did that and it didn't do great so Lauren didn't put it on but then the Turners out of
00:33:38
nowhere Bonnie and Terry Turner great writers wrot for the show eight nine years Wayne's
00:33:46
World they wrote the first Tommy Boy draft too what's that they wrote the first draft to Tommy Boy they that's
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right Tommy Boy that's right they were they were monsters I don't even know why we don't hear about talk about them more
00:33:58
they had some huge sketches you guys should have them on this show would love to hi Bonnie hi
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Terry listening to this when it's released but they wrote what what we said and Lindsay and Lindsay their
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daughter their daughter Lindsay yes and but uh but anyways they wrote this thing and they talked to me I was in my office
00:34:17
they were like so remember that operam man thing he did we came up with an idea for the news and they showed it to me
00:34:23
and I'm so I was just so dumb and young and whatever I was and I was like I guess I guess we could try it that way it was it was oper man on the news that you said oper man on the news showing
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showing current events and singing about blah blah blah and I didn't really I was
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like no operam man speaks gibberish and that doesn't make any sense you don't understand operam man so then it became
00:34:50
a divorce of how you know you do events with like trumpo exactly just that was all those guys wrote it I got to be it they would give me The Melodies and Cheryl would would
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write yeah and and they would just give me all the goods and I mean it was the greatest gift ever that was a home run got to wear the the did you do it with Eddie veter or not you so you sing like
00:35:14
Eddie vet once you go I sing like Eddie as operam man or was it something else operan singing about Pearl Jam yeah yeah
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and then uh yeah yeah and remember remember when I think they were even on the show Pearl Jam at night oh that's
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right but what would he say a vet what do you me you got the pipes kid you you were going he concrete but you sound exactly like him
00:35:41
I can't do it now I know any better he's it's a certain he does he's got a thicker lower voice voice unreal yeah a juicy voice we we share an office me and
00:35:53
Farley and then you walk through our office to get to uh Adam and Chris Rock so when the door was closed I'd
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hear like oh my God he's got to kill her cooking in there it's in the oven we all
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had got excited when we landed on a good impression but um I did one with love itss an opera man love that oh that was a great one he can sing great and that was a perfect only other guy who could
00:36:18
do it besides you cuz he's got pipes and he's just a funny so that was a killer he played your brother or something I it was Glenn Close and uh and Lis and maybe they were my parents I don't remember I
00:36:30
remember they came they came s with me only on Saturday Night Live that's right can we I I'd like I could go anywhere this so much fun I want to ask him about when he does bits
00:36:41
when he you get to bring in one of the musical Stars I think McCartney did Red Hood sweatshirt oh that was the great
00:36:47
godamn did something with him you did something with him I left right before McCartney hosted you you weren't there
00:36:54
then I miss I missed it I was a fool you know he was upset you know cuz we' met at 86 in Laur at Lawrence house he called me up I don't know why you didn't stick around then you know we could have
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had a plunker we be pling looking at each other I go who is this nobody Pon I missed that but you you got to do a thing what did you do with Paul McCartney it was red hood a sweatshirt I
00:37:20
wrote it uh with Ian maxone Graham and I forget who else somebody else and we um
00:37:26
and we had dip you know I had dip dip dip andad stuff like that I say it and then
00:37:32
as it progressed Kevin maybe Kevin Neen did it with me and then I said uh let's call out Paul and Linda and and Paul and Linda McCartney uh we wrote it for him
00:37:45
and then Lauren said I said will they do it he goes well you have to talk to them and so went to Lauren's office they were
00:37:52
eating I think they were on the show or they were just visiting they were they were Paul was the guest and Linda was with you walk in and you
00:37:59
have to convince them I just like had to come in with the Dopey guitar and be like my heart's pounding through my
00:38:05
chest did you crawl in or did you walk a little skip or something there was that was when you were going to pitch it remember you'd skip across no I'm making that up sorry go ahead so you walk in there I mean I lawren eating
00:38:19
Shan Lee and Paul and Linda there Linda's amazingly nice and Paul's amazing nice and I sing them the little thing and um and they laughed and uh then I left and
00:38:31
then I was like I I don't know if that worked or not but then they said yes and they forever I got that I sang with them
00:38:38
hung out with them after the show hung out Stella was there remember Stella was a kid she came to the show McCartney the
00:38:45
fashion designer yes and she was such a nice kid she was like our age then you know like whatever we were and uh I yeah let's keep the numbers out of it I saw
00:38:56
him discipline his kids on Long Island went over to his house and you know I think James had a little toy sword a PL sword
00:39:03
he dropped it down in his sister and Paul goes you do that one more time we're going to have a
00:39:11
problemer see him as a dad I remember some comic said he had a bill he was the first one with a billion dollars and they go you know if he lost his wallet
00:39:23
in a cab and there was 500 million in it he'd still have 500 million dollar that was some kind joke but do you remember
00:39:29
when Farley's Brothers came to the show when McCartney was on that stupid story where Paul Paul looked the same as Paul
00:39:35
McCartney growing up but he had a little bit of gray here and so Farley's brothers were standing there with red cups there was no security so the music
00:39:42
comes out of their dress room walks by the 8h page desk you know that and they walk right into the show and they go
00:39:48
Paul McCartney one minute till you're on live and so you see he comes out with a bodyguard on the front and back and he
00:39:55
walks out with his guitar it's [ __ ] Paul mcum I'm there with Farley's idiot brothers and they're all drunk and he
00:40:00
comes around and they go and one of them goes hey Paul and he looks over he goes
00:40:06
get a little gray and he goes and I remember that man he walks out and I go are you an idiot he goes he looked and then he goes on the Monitor
00:40:18
and they're like 15 seconds and he looks in the Monitor and he goes like this he got in his head right before he went out
00:40:24
oh no know he's like is my and then um anyway so I I will say one of my proudest moments cuz sometimes Adam and I would try to write together or uh we would all try to think of excuses to all
00:40:38
be in the same sketch or whatever and the the one I like the best is the gap girls when we were um in the that was
00:40:46
all David in the mall and then Farley says lay off me I'm staring that is one of the funnest ones we ever did and
00:40:53
Schneider was in it and Sarah Gilbert was a host oh yeah and uh we were all uh that was just the fun for me because we
00:41:01
would all just rehearse so you know you write it if it gets in you laugh at read through you laugh you know when when we
00:41:07
talk about what who plays what parts and what we say and then you you really wrote all that stuff though I know but
00:41:13
then everyone adds jokes whatever you want and then we got to do it on so you have to rehearse all week or once or twice that's a good reason to hang out
00:41:20
is rehear yeah that was amaz does everyone know about the Gap girls cuz there's a young AI okay cuz there's some
00:41:26
younger people here it was just a sketch where we all worked at the Gap we played
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girls and it was infuriating and how did you talk whatever that's right oh my so
00:41:40
weren't you at the folding meeting yeah and I went to the Gap and studied it and they showed how they put a clipboard in
00:41:45
the sweaters and pulled them out and folded them out like mesmerized and then they would actually this is when you
00:41:51
feel kind of like a big deal cuz if you get a sketch on and you're just some doofus from Arizona and it's like a dumb
00:41:58
sketch about the Gap and then when they bring the sketches written it's put up on this feet they bring in they talked the Gap and brought a whole section of the Gap over so it they had a security
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guard cuz it would cost so much it was real pants real sweaters and it was just a chunk of the Gap they moved in the Gap
00:42:16
liked it because it was free advertising yeah even though we made them all look like morons but it was still really fun
00:42:22
and then uh we all hung out there and uh would PR ractice in there rehearse whatever it's called and uh it's great
00:42:29
so we did a couple of those we did gardy it was Jeopardy it was just a fun way for me you and Farley to be in sketches
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