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I wanted to do Giggly Squad when my movie came out. And she goes, we don't have guests. And literally one second
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later, Kate Hudson goes, I can't wait to be on your show tonight. And I go like
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this. >> Busted. >> Do you want to think about your answers quickly for a second? I'll step away.
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>> You know, I'll ask you again. >> That was horrible timing. That was bad
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timing. >> I know. I saw Paige be like a >> young guys. Yeah, young guys. So you
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just suddenly have to be like and they'll be like I'm so sorry. I'm so
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sorry. We're older guys. >> That's not s idiots. Yeah. >> Also young guys, you give them a little
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kiss, they're like all happy again. Older guys, they've seen too much already. They're like, "Don't get your
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tits out of my face. I've seen too much." >> Get your tits out of my face.
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>> I love these guys that just dress like school shooters. Get on stage. I mean, Shane, love of my life, did MSG
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with like his hair was just straight up like he just woke up from a nap. >> And that's a full arena. Like they can
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see the under. And it was adorable. Yeah. >> Dana, we got Hannah Burner who is a
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podcaster >> comedian. >> Yeah. The Giggly Squad. >> Giggly Squad is a big podcast. Uh she
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all with Paige Dorbo. She also has >> she's a standup. I see her out there out
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and about. I've seen her here and there. >> Very funny. It was time to have her on.
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She's got a, you know, special coming out >> and we talk about that, of course.
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>> We talk about her podcast, >> going on the road to their podcast. Um,
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>> and everything in between. We do crack up a lot. When you have comics on, we
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all wind up laughing a lot, which is great. >> Yeah, we just bounce bounce around, go
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where we go. She's really funny and fun to have. It's great. >> Now, here she is. Hannah Burner
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>> is that she's here. Wait a minute. Oh, I don't have the right glasses. Wait a
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minute. There she is. Oh my god. >> Decided to roll in. >> Why are you guys late?
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>> Thank you. >> Why are you 500 years late? >> Don't be mad at my research. Don't be
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mad that we care. >> You guys are so cute. >> I saw you and pay your your thing and
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then it was on the paper on the table. Nothing. Not one piece of paper. >> What are you talking about?
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>> Podcast. >> Your podcast. >> I don't know. >> The Giggle Squad.
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>> You guys, I like your white background. I like it's kind of cool. >> Cobra. You better put your earphones in.
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We're halfway done. >> Oh Jesus. >> Get him. >> What? >> Well, there there's a clip,
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>> dude. I >> Darn headphones. Okay, we'll take a break. I will put perfectly good headphones
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into my pocket, Dana, and I pull them out. They're like that. It takes 35 minutes.
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>> Oh, I have a drawer with that doing like this. Like the game operation. I go,
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"What is happening? >> It's some kind of gremlins go in there and [ __ ] with you." And then you go
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>> tied in with their [ __ ] >> How is that even possible? >> Professional knot person couldn't do a
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knot this >> Oh my god. >> That's my point. David Blaine. It's
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called Poltergeist. It's called things that we can't explain. You couldn't tie
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those if you gave it to props. >> Okay, this is what I'm gonna do. >> Oh my god.
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>> Oh, you're doing a single. That's sexy. >> You're gonna Can you get the other one
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up there? >> Try to lift it. Is the other side too tied up? Frick. >> How is he even Don't hurt yourself.
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Don't hurt yourself. >> I I'm like a DJ. I do one ear just in case something else happens in the room.
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>> I do that sometimes, too. If you're doing a funny voice, you go like that so
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you can hear it in the room. Yeah. >> You you the voice won't hit unless you
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have the outer room energy. >> I gotcha. Is that a real plant or a fake plant? What do you think?
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>> Fake. >> Yeah. Yes. Is that a real Superman or a dog? Fake. >> Wait, this is like is it cake but with
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Dana? >> It's is spade cake. comes and goes, >> "Is this water or an illusion?"
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>> Well, that's kind of cool looking. >> And you know, the good thing is you're
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promoting your special on Hulu, but this counts as like nothing because it's just
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a screw off. >> You know what I mean? >> This is my most exciting thing I got. I
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was like, >> "Yeah, >> I'm so honored to be here. This is awesome. I mean, I have nothing to talk
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about, but >> No, that's none of my business. >> Whoops. Oh, that's actually a title.
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>> Oopsie. >> How long? Oopsie. My mistake. Sorry. Tried to trend with that one. What were
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your alts? What were your alts? I think it's a great title, but what were your
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alts? >> Do you guys when you do a special of some kind, do you do title first or
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last? I think about it the whole time and it's toward the end probably unless I have a
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theme, but I never have a a whole running theme. >> I've done three. I had one good one and
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the other two were bad. >> Some comics are so good at like the coolest freaking name and then some
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people are like cheeseburger. >> Yeah. >> But um >> dandelion >> I think did I honestly kind of panicked.
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Oh my my first special which was we ride at dawn. I like that one. >> Thank you. At the very end,
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>> I had I had no title and I had a a joke about guns, about how women are the only
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people that legally should be able to have guns because of the statistics. It's just data and science, women in
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STEM. And I just added we ride at dawn in the middle of that joke to make it make sense. So that's just a little
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behind the >> No, that's kind of good because sometimes little ad lives. I thought of
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one line in one of my jokes this weekend and I was like, "Oh, I gotta remember
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that." And in the middle of my act, I remembered it for about five minutes,
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but I'm still doing my act. And then at the end, I go, "No idea." But I figured
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out later. But you know what I mean? Like if you think of something you're throwing out there, these comics that
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don't record and they just keep doing sets, I go, "What is the point? You don't remember
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what you said." >> I have a terrible memory. Like, you know, some of these comics are geniuses.
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Like, it's You know me. You know us. >> Yeah, I can tell. I can just tell.
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>> So, you record every set. >> Oh, but I don't record. >> Oh, well,
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>> I do. I do record, but you know what it is? >> Hard to listen back, right?
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>> I think I just Yeah, I think I just I plan on just doing the set so much that
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I say it's like a story. When you tell a funny story at a dinner table and you
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say something that works, you're going to say it at the next dinner table cuz
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like that's the spot you like. But forgetting um a tag that you came up with, which is always the best ones.
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>> Um is true. I wouldn't wish on my worst enemy. >> It's uh torture
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>> while you're shooting the special. Did you have regrets? >> You got one while you shot, which is
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rare. >> Oh, you mean like some of the crowd work and stuff? >> Well, you said rewrite it at Dawn and
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that was not a regular line. Hold that. Yeah. >> Well, it added kind of perfectly. And
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doesn't the audience love when they're watching a special and you finally say
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the title and just makes them feel all warm and >> happy? Well, can I just say from someone
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who loves movies, We Ride at Dawn just makes me happy. I think it's cool. We
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Ride at Dawn says so much. We Ride at Dawn. What the It's the most bad. It's
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badass. I wanted to like get people to feel something which you know >> that's that's what we do as artists
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>> and also we ride a dawn. I don't even know what that means like when is dawn
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when is dawn >> which just means it's a posi or a group of men in the 1880s going we ride a dawn
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mean we're going to go >> see light we go kill everyone >> as >> that is it I think
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>> do you guys wake up earlier now in your um more experienced ages? Oh, I'm up at
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6 every day. I'm Yeah, I have farmers hours. I live on a farm and I get up at
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6 every day to feed the pigs and the cows and the horses. >> No, we just have horses.
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>> What time do you put yourself down at night? >> Who puts you to bed?
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>> That's a good title for a special. What time? >> What time do you put yourself down at
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night? >> It sounds like a dog that's not doing too well. We put him down. No, I uh I
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meander, you know, I kind of 10 10:30. >> Sometimes if I'm really exhausted, I
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like to sleep nine hours if I could get it. That's like a real like reset sleeping. Are you like a 3, five an hour
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person? >> Oh, no. I love sleep. I'm I don't think I would have made it as a comedian if I
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didn't wasn't good at sleeping on planes, sleeping on couches. I can't
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sleep I sleep anywhere. Sleep on the subway. I take my bootleg propal at night and just take a little
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>> and then um the Michael Jackson juice >> is that a peptide. What is a
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>> propall is a new >> they do when they're giving you a surgery they put you under. Yeah.
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>> For a colonoscopy. But Michael Jackson had that at home. And I'm like I didn't
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know you could have it at home. He's like well you can't. And he has a doctor
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do it. And then the doctor like took a phone call and came back. Michael's like, he's like, "Hey guy, it's great
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we're talking about this right now. I really love it with Michael. The movies
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going to a billion." >> Yeah. >> So, whatever. >> There's a documentary coming out anyway.
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Yes, David. >> Oh. Oh, I see. >> This one's for Hannah. Um Hannah.
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>> Yeah. Usually I get a question too, but she's Go ahead. I have a question.
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>> I have a million questions. told Dana, "I saw you at the Netflix uh [ __ ] show
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brunch, which was pretty fun." >> Um, even though the brunch, I think
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lovely Ted Sanders and his wife uh Nicole had a great brunch. I didn't know pizza was the number one thing for
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brunch. But anyway, um >> he has notes. >> We served a lot of people. But I said to
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uh Hannah, >> one of my hard-hitting questions because you see everybody there.
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>> You get up in people's faces a little. >> Yeah. And I said, "Hannah,
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>> I wanted to do Giggly Squad when my movie came out." And she goes, "We don't
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have guests." And literally one second later, Kate Hudson goes, "I can't wait
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to be on your show tonight." And I go like this, >> "Busted. Do you want to think about your
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answers quickly for a second? I'll step away." >> You know, I'll ask you again.
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>> That was horrible timing. That was bad timing. >> I know. I saw Paige be like,
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"That's Heather." Heather's laughing. >> One of our producers
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>> obsessed with Heather. Obsessed with her. >> Heather likes your show.
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>> We actually We don't do guests, but Netflix was like, "We'll pay you to talk
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to guests on stage." And I was like, "Is it David Spade?" And they're like,
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"Absolutely." >> I was going to pay. Okay. Um, you know, we're going to break into guests. It's
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just, you know, you you guys know guests are the worst. >> It's a hassle. Well, how many episodes
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have you done? Giggly, >> we've been doing it since 2020. Like we're
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>> so like 380. >> Kill that thing. >> We just went to two episodes a week. I I
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love interviews though. Like I love interviewing people. I would >> dissect David Spade
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>> for sure. >> I would make him question. >> You would deconstruct
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him and then reassemble him in 45 minutes. I I get you'd have that. Yeah, >> I would love to. Um so
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>> well, if our guest could be like you, it'd be easy, >> right?
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>> Oh, stop. also >> because you're laughing and you do a podcast. It's not like
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>> Yeah. You know what's up. >> Yeah. I just Podcasting is so so fun.
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And you I do get a lot of material from podcasting with my best friend. You guys
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know you start riffing, next thing you know. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> So, it's kind of like crowd work for me.
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>> It doesquefy. It keeps your brain like that. So, two a week is >> harder than twice as hard.
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>> Wow. >> But you know what? I felt like we were holding back with one episode cuz but
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Paige and I, we can't speak that much during the week cuz then we burn material,
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>> right? You can though. I watched one of them. Yeah, >> there's no
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>> women do being. >> Yeah. I mean, two times a week for an hour each, that's not too much for you
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guys. >> No, not at all. And then we'll have some notes, but sometimes we don't even hit
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the note. like we'll just start rambling and cuz we're so different, we'll always
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argue. So, bring any topic up and we'll have disagree. >> No, there was a good vibe when I saw it.
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You were doing some hard-hitting subjects like high heels. >> Actually, I saw um
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>> we did a whole episode on chess.com. >> On what? Chess. >> Chest.
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>> Chess.com. Are you familiar with Magnus Carlson? It's um >> Oh, they got it.
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>> Oh, chess. Yeah, I thought you said chess. I feel like male comedians would
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love the chess drama cuz it's like lonely men who are like >> I'd like to talk to that guy. That guy's
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a genius. >> Very smart. >> Grandmaster >> battling down demons. He's a
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grandmaster. He accuses this young guy of cheating and no one knows how he cheated and they think it's cuz he got
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>> he put taps in his pants or something. Dude, these [ __ ] guys that are
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grandmas get smoked by a kid. It's the best thing in the world. They like slammed the table,
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>> but they thought he had a rook. >> They thought he had anal beads in his
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butt and they were doing Morse code to tell him. And I said, "That's genius."
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At that point, let him win. >> That's crazy. I've never heard of anything like that. It's ridiculous.
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Hang on. I got something coming through. >> No, no, I've just never heard anything
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like that. It's crazy. >> He's like, "Do it again. I didn't feel
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that way." >> I'm not cheating, you stupid idiot. Put it on high.
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>> Have you ever had sex with a chess grandmaster? I mean, you don't have to
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answer that. It's probably >> to have it. No, I've I've never met a ch
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I I really My husband's the first smart guy I ever met. >> How did you know he was smart when you
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meet him? When did What was the five or >> Well, I cuz I was a former athlete. I
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dealt with >> tennis nationally ranked audience. >> Thank you. So, I've I I dated I've dated
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some like CTE men, but large, strong, sturdy. >> Um, >> interesting.
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>> And that'll you could last a year easy in one of those relationship.
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>> Go on that for a while. Sure. >> You could ride that wave. Um, >> well, you're the smart one and you're
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kind of running the show. >> Well, yeah. You're like I'm just I'm
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silly and like goofy, but I don't I'm not a caretaker type. So when it came to
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like if they hurt their knee or like they lost a game, I was like, "You should call your mom." Like I don't
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>> the game, right? >> Oh god. When they lost a game, it's like >> what about when they retire and now
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you're full and he's like, "Let's start a Tik Tok." And you're like, "O
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>> yeah." And then he like can't play with his own kids because his knees been
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redone eight times. >> Yeah. >> Tik Tok. >> Tennis is really that brutal, I guess.
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Yeah. At a high level. >> Yeah. That got dark. So, what are you more turned on? A guy with a wall, a big
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wallet. >> You don't need money. Uh, intelligence or sense of humor? What do you put?
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>> It's crazy. >> Or they overlap. >> I haven't dated since like being a
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comedian. >> Like, I've never been single on the comedian circle. Probably a blessing.
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>> So, I've never been, you know, out at the clubs, you know, getting DMs from
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men. I didn't have a guy in different area codes. Like I was just working on
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my on my art. >> How's that margarita? By the way, >> this is a ice coffee that kind of
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melted. >> I honor that, man. >> No, I want to ask you also about the
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goddamn brunch. We have to make more fun of it. >> I know. No, we will. But Dez Dez is
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older. is older and he's traveled so like he knows about the 80s and I could ask him
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a lot of different questions about he watch he reads stuff about the news so like I don't have to he's like I'm like
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what happened >> in the what's going on overseas and he'll give me like
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>> yeah and he he's made a lot of m his own life mistakes so that he's learned from
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that he can bring to me so that's value I think that's when you're like I I'll
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keep this person around longer cuz they know things I don't know. And I think
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that's been helpful. >> Us old people are handy. >> Interesting. Have you ever called him
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daddy? Just casually. >> I joked that he's zaddy with a Z, which is >> okay. Cuz it's that combo.
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>> Cuz Zatty means like daddy but like sexy, right? >> Sexy. David's like, "Yeah, yeah." Yeah.
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>> No, I think I've heard that terminology. >> That was a little like two years ago. He
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It was Zaddy. >> I just heard it. >> But I argue for all the girls, I want
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them to date older guys. That's why you guys brought me on to talk about this.
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>> That like David was telling me exactly what to say. He was like, "Say that
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older men are great to >> be in your life." But um >> they the hard thing is you guys are
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smart. So sometimes he wins arguments. >> Oh. which I thought was illegal after a
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marriage >> over a professional worldclass standup comedian. He can tennis player.
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>> Well, this is the problem. >> That's pretty smart. >> He's also a stand-up comedian.
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>> Holy [ __ ] >> So, that's where that's where I didn't
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think about it. He's >> Yeah. >> And he's pre-trained. Like, he's seen a
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lot of different angles these other women have done to him. So, I'll do something and he's he knows
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terminologies. >> Oh, I know that old chest. >> I start crying. He's like, "Stop with
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the fake tears." And I'm like, "This guy's good. This guy's good.
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>> He knows you better than you know yourself." Easily tricked young guys.
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>> Young guys. Yeah. Young guys, you just suddenly have to be like and they'll be
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like, "I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry." Where >> that's not idiots. Yeah.
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>> Also, young guys, you give them a little kiss, they're like all happy again.
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Older guys, they've seen too much already. They're like, "Don't get your
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tits out of my face. I've seen too much. >> Get your tits out of my face. This isn't
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over." >> Yeah. >> So, there's pros and cons of a smart man.
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>> Yeah. Interesting. Yeah. I like everything I'm hearing. >> But yeah, the the brunch was fun.
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>> Was it? >> David, do you do you get sick? Do you get sick of seeing all your comedy
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friends in one place ever? Purge is a joyful for you running. >> No, I think for you it might be more fun
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because you guys were outliers because you're not there all the time. >> Yeah.
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>> But you were doing a Netflix thing because the funny thing was >> you're with all your comedy friends. I
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get on that little stand to take that picture and I'm next to my two favorite
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comedians, the cast of The Hunting Wives. I'm like, well, >> the Hunting Wives? No, I was I actually
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liked those girls. They were very sweet, you know. And listen, if you're getting
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invited and you're on Netflix, I it's not my party. They're just putting a
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conglomeration of people and everyone was It's fun to see everyone in person.
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A little bright for people to see me, but it was fine. >> I'll tell you, dads, especially Dana, is
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something funny. So, I figure out >> you were standing around there when >> Kate Hudson was there and
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>> and she goes, "Hey, I want to She goes, "Is that guy on a podcast?" And I go,
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"Yeah." I go, "Shi to him." And she goes, "Okay." So, I go, "Theo, come
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here." He stands there like he's three years old. "Hey, how you doing?" And she
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goes, "Yeah." And he goes, she goes, "You're wearing a long sleeve black
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shirt?" Cuz it was a day and it was a tent. >> It was just tented, but not like with
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doors and everything. It was just like an airy tent like a circus. And then you could walk in and out, you know, breeze
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around. And he goes, "It's really hot outside, but it's nicer under the tent,
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but there's no signs to say that it's nicer under the tent." So he goes, "I was standing there for so
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long, but there's no signs." And she goes, "Oh yeah, well maybe they should
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have some >> because they don't stand in the faking [ __ ] sun." >> Was there a pecking order? My thing
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would be like there'd be like the cool group and then the super cool group. >> It was very high school. Like there's
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the super seniors >> that are like saying hi to all the >> Letterman Chappelle and Eddie Murphy.
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>> Yeah. >> Was Shane there? Shane was not there. >> Wasn't there. I guess he was prepping.
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>> He was touring. I think like he was like >> he was playing North Dakota, you know,
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put a stage in the middle of the state. >> The whole the Midwest. He was playing
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>> He was playing the greater Midwest. >> The Grand Canyon. Build it.
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When we interviewed Shane on this podcast, he was sort of this SNL thing had just happened and
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>> oh wow, >> he was like, "Yeah, I'm playing clubs and they're talking about a theater
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maybe or so and then like skyrocketing." >> Houston, >> I met Shane back in the day when he was
00:23:03
like opening for people and I was just sitting in a green room with him and he was like, "If I could just get a Comedy
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Central scripted show off the ground, that would be my dream." And it was it
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was beautiful. It was >> We can make it happen. >> Well, Dave, do you have a Shane story
00:23:18
where he's even before that? >> He was working at AutoZone, right? >> If I could even go to a comedy club, I
00:23:26
would pay so much money. Shane, you're going to be big. >> No. When I met Shane, he already had a
00:23:31
money gun like ASAP Rocky going to No, I I don't see him that much. I do like Shane. I think he's funny. And what
00:23:39
about all the drama with the roast? >> Oh, I know. I didn't I didn't go. I um
00:23:46
>> Did Paige say she went? >> No. Paige wouldn't go anywhere without
00:23:49
me. >> Okay. So, I like that you guys are really friends for the podcast. >> It's not a fake friendship.
00:23:59
>> Yeah. But cuz I heard you guys blabbing about it and it was like >> she said it was too long and I was like
00:24:04
I People don't know when you see a roast normally there's some fat trimmed out
00:24:09
>> so they help you a little bit. They're like get rid of that one. rather but
00:24:14
yeah like when she goes the rock was on forever and he saw it >> I feel he got drunk he was Lucy
00:24:22
>> that's right he gave like a wedding speech >> he did have my favorite one of my
00:24:27
favorite lines when he said >> what did he say >> he said Tony was a sassy bigot
00:24:34
>> a sassy that's >> there was Dana there was some [ __ ] shrapnel flying right and left it
00:24:39
>> crazy >> it was like >> do you think they need to do it live.
00:24:43
Like I feel like people would still watch it two hours condensed protected. >> I think Netflix is on a live kick
00:24:51
because >> the best ratings on network special was all football all these things. So, you
00:24:59
know, 18 out of the top 20 shows in the year of football games and >> Monday Night. So, they go what's live?
00:25:05
What can we make live? Chris Rock do him live. You know, just try things. have the guy climbing the skyscraper live.
00:25:11
There's something about it like we have to watch it now. >> And so the roast is good live. I think
00:25:18
they'll keep it live, but maybe it's better you see all the bumps and bruises
00:25:22
because there's some dead spots. There's some [ __ ] where you're like, "Wait, am I
00:25:26
supposed to walk up now?" And you know, they would take >> It's like a podcast. People are doing
00:25:30
the dishes. Oh, he's on. You know, I mean, it's like a background noise.
00:25:34
>> They just want to hear a little racism in the background, you know. Would you
00:25:38
ever do live standup on Netflix? >> The money's good. >> I'm so scared regular. Rock said it was
00:25:44
so scary and he doesn't get that scared. And >> he's never been scared of anyone.
00:25:49
>> I don't think he would do it again. >> He was scared when he was growing up,
00:25:53
but I think he's cooler now. >> I think he did he did well. He just one
00:25:59
of the things I left to leave before like right when I hit my hot spot, I'm like got to go. Like
00:26:06
>> that's how I am in social situations. That's how I'll be on this podcast. It's
00:26:10
already too long actually. >> Always leave before your peak. Yeah. >> Exactly. Keep wanting more.
00:26:16
>> So, what about Chris? How do you relate to that? This what you just said.
00:26:20
>> Do you think he landed it perfectly? I mean, he threw the mic over his head,
00:26:24
right? >> Yeah. You said he got off. He should have got off sooner. >> Oh, the rock.
00:26:29
>> No, Chris. >> Oh. Oh. Oh, Chris. >> The Rock. >> The Rock. We got we we start over. This
00:26:36
is >> I've got a Rock Hudson junk that I do. I do a Rock Hudson impression
00:26:42
>> and I also could do Rocky. >> No Rocky. >> That's the first time we've gone seven
00:26:47
minutes on a podcast talking about Rock and it was >> the wrong person. >> Not Chris Rock. It was The Rock.
00:26:54
>> And we actually were agreeing for a very long time. >> And well, no, they they matched. They
00:26:58
matched pretty good. >> Oh, you said is Rock scared of anyone? And I was like, Chris Rock. That's what
00:27:04
I I was like, >> well, you were talking about Chris Rock the special and then and then Hannah
00:27:08
brought in Rock. >> Yeah. >> At the at the thing. Yeah. It was It was
00:27:13
a disaster. >> It was a disaster. >> It was a podcasting peak. That was
00:27:20
podcasting. >> We're going to keep this. We're not going to edit. But uh So, would you ever
00:27:26
be roasted if they were going to pay you seven figures? Well, it's fun. Actually,
00:27:31
I um I'm not like a roast comic. Like even when I was coming when I was doing
00:27:37
the clubs all the time, like I judge a roast battle every now and then, but I never
00:27:42
>> did it. I did that one thing for Netflix where I did like roasting the year with
00:27:46
Jeff Ross, which we like it. They gave us like five days to like come up with material and it was it was like very
00:27:53
fun. I don't think I like attention. So, I don't think there's anything
00:28:00
people would say that I would be like, >> you go, >> I can't say no right now because I do
00:28:03
love attention. >> No, but I mean like I was even talking to Chelsea before and she's like,
00:28:08
they're going to call me a [ __ ] And I'm like, a [ __ ] is so like 2000s.
00:28:12
Like, >> yeah. Oh, that's what you guys are talking about. I like that angle. Like
00:28:16
trying to guess what they're going to say. Call me a [ __ ] and I was like, do
00:28:20
better. And then like that she's old and it's like she looks [ __ ] hot though.
00:28:24
>> She did look great. >> She looked great. Um >> I have to say
00:28:28
Yeah, >> go ahead. Well, I'm just curious about you in life. Like I had the need to
00:28:32
please disease for a long time. Then I had five years of therapy. >> Um >> and so how how were you in life? Like
00:28:40
because yeah, >> when you're watching these roast, you see actual hurt. you you see pain, you
00:28:46
know, because because the idea is like, is the is this how the world perceives me?
00:28:51
>> Is this the way they think about me? Not all the time you can see their good
00:28:55
sports. Kevin Hart's got so much muscle memory around this. I think he is literally impenetrable. You'll see is
00:29:01
this the way what's the crulest thing they could say about me? So, >> as a New Yorker, I'm originally from
00:29:09
Brooklyn, New York. Oh, >> our our language is just [ __ ] on each other. Just
00:29:15
>> Yeah. >> Like I get I walk down my my dad it roasts me non-stop and he's my best
00:29:22
friend. >> No, no. I'll put red lipstick on. He's like, "You look like a [ __ ] clown."
00:29:27
And I'm like, "It's so beautiful to be seen by my father." You know?
00:29:31
>> And but that's how we show love. We make fun of each other. So like making fun
00:29:35
like if if if I met David at the brunch and he was like, "Hey, how are you?" I'd
00:29:39
be like, "He [ __ ] hates me." But we're making fun of each other and I'm
00:29:42
like, "Love that guy." So, >> yeah. Right. >> But my um they would make fun of me for
00:29:49
being on reality TV. They'd make fun of me for being a a woman in comedy. They'd
00:29:54
make fun of me for I mean >> that have an older husband. Um like and nothing that I haven't heard. I've I've
00:30:02
survived reality TV internet. Like >> Yeah. I uh >> you've survived those whispers in the
00:30:07
microphone when they go back and look at the tapes and they're like these two
00:30:10
they and you're like >> I've I've done the you go on stage all
00:30:14
the male comics leave cuz the girls on stage like that's the most painful like
00:30:19
but what comedy clothes is that you go on stage >> all like there's like a good show on and
00:30:26
like every comic's on and everyone's hanging by the you know wherever watching and then you go up and
00:30:31
everyone's gone. I'm like what the [ __ ] Where do you go on to do your sets?
00:30:35
Where do you practice? >> So I came up at the stand like I really lived at the stand.
00:30:41
>> Okay. >> During co we were like on the sidewalk. There'd be like a full family children
00:30:47
and I'd be just talking about >> you know my [ __ ] and seeing >> we do.
00:30:56
You know how it is. Um, but just saying crazy [ __ ] and then and you just see like a dog going by just looking at you,
00:31:03
just disappointed in you. >> But I I think like that really got me kept me sane too cuz I had come from
00:31:09
reality TV and I was like, I just want to be myself and be on stage and and off the internet and just like feeling
00:31:17
alive. >> And as a former tennis player, standup was very similar to me than tennis. Like
00:31:23
you're alone out there. You're battling your demons. and I just got obsessed
00:31:28
with it. >> So, how I I was just curious because you're on the reality show and then you
00:31:32
become this. How long did it take you or did you was it were you doing it all along or why did you leave?
00:31:39
>> How did you get really good at this? >> All great questions. So, when I was
00:31:44
>> Thank you, Hannah. >> In 2017, I started working for this like company called Bches where they make
00:31:52
funny memes. So, I was the one writing like funny tweets. I was writing sketches. So, it was like a jokewriting
00:31:58
boot camp, but I never wanted to be a stand-up comedian. I love standup comedy, but I just didn't see that for
00:32:03
me. But, I met a lot of New York standups because I would put them in my like >> Oh,
00:32:09
>> sketches and stuff. And then I started >> Vox Pop >> and my what?
00:32:14
>> What is Vox Pop? >> Oh, that was that was I had a sales job co- calling sales before that.
00:32:22
>> Oh, I'm sorry. Because it says part of betches. It says her vox pop comedy.
00:32:28
>> Oh, I've no sounds like >> interview series. >> There maybe. Who knows? I don't know.
00:32:35
>> I have I have vox pop. >> I I got it treated. >> I have to legally tell you.
00:32:41
>> It's a pill. It's a pill or two. Pill and a half. >> Okay, go ahead. I slowed you down. So,
00:32:44
back to how you became a great >> I'm posting sketches online and whatever
00:32:48
and I never considered standup and then I get asked to do a reality TV show and I'm like [ __ ] it. I'm 26. I'm single. I
00:32:57
didn't think I am a fit for reality TV but whatever. Um, I like attention. Let's let's I wanted to be on camera
00:33:05
which is embarrassing. Would you you know when you admit to yourself you want to be on camera?
00:33:09
>> I think we all are embarrassing but yes. >> Yes. So then I I started podcasting
00:33:16
pretty early. I had my own like mental health comedy pod and I my first live show was at Carolines in New York City
00:33:24
and it was a soldout show cuz I had just started the reality TV show and my friend
00:33:31
>> I had this was really [ __ ] up. I had a I had a bunch of friends in standup who
00:33:35
were like we think you have the chops. You're writing jokes all the time. try
00:33:39
we dare you to try some standup at the top of your show which any standup would say is you shouldn't do
00:33:45
>> but I basically took all my tweets and stuff and I'm like that's a premise
00:33:49
that's a punchline and I I put them in sections and I love writing and >> I thought I was going to bomb. I also
00:33:57
had a lot of anxiety when I was a tennis player with performance like whenever I
00:34:02
could fold or like a cheap beach chair I would. Um, so I was like, "Oh no, I'm
00:34:08
putting myself up again to [ __ ] embarrass myself." But I I swear to God, I got on stage and I felt weirdly calm.
00:34:16
And after the show, everyone was like, the stand up in the beginning was our favorite part. And then I had a bunch of
00:34:23
people standups be like, "If you want to do this the right way, you got to get up
00:34:27
four times a night." And I kind of just put my head down and did that. And I got fired from the
00:34:33
reality TV show. So that was a beautiful coincidence to then be >> who dropped the hammer on you. Did
00:34:39
somebody fire you on there? >> It was it was more like you if you have to get along with the friend group.
00:34:47
>> Oh, you didn't like So you didn't play well with others. >> They were like, "We don't want you here
00:34:53
anymore." And I was like, "Okay, [ __ ] you guys." But the comedians in my life
00:34:58
kept me sane because I would tell them all the crazy stuff that happens on reality TV, like all the editing and the
00:35:03
franken bites and what they're cutting out. >> And my comedy friends thought it was so
00:35:07
funny. So instead of like offing myself cuz I was having a horrible time on reality TV, my stand-up comedy friends
00:35:14
were like, "That's hilarious. Use that on stage." >> Oh. >> And it was kind of like a therapeutic
00:35:21
thing to fall into standup. Well, did Summerhouse That was his call, right? So, you're kind of when you go up
00:35:28
the first time, I just wanted to get the audience kind of know you and also you had a podcast. So, you weren't just a
00:35:35
waitress who went on stage. >> Yeah. >> No, no, no. But I I was at a point
00:35:39
though where at when I ended my reality TV career, it was three years, two amazing, beautiful years. One bad year.
00:35:47
>> When I went on stage, I I felt like people hated me. like I I felt like I
00:35:53
had a a bad scent on me and I feel like as a comedian people have to trust you >> to
00:35:59
>> you have to be likable. Like that's the number one part. So going on stage I had
00:36:05
to overcome like these people think I'm a type of way and I have to show like
00:36:10
I'd rather you just be like oh I don't like Hannah for Hannah then I don't like
00:36:14
her for this scene. That isn't how it actually happened. Oh, also most people
00:36:20
walk up and there's a blank slate. Like you have to win them over one way or the
00:36:24
other. They just see you. There's no preconceived notions. So you're going in
00:36:28
sort of at a deficit like I think they don't like me already. >> Yes. But I also was so fortunate that I
00:36:35
could sell tickets >> enough like I could sell I wasn't selling out clubs but I was selling
00:36:40
enough to go on the road. So, I had someone tell me like, "Look, you'll be
00:36:45
able to sell the tickets the first time, but if it's not good, they're not gonna
00:36:48
come back." >> So, I kind of had this like this is your chance. But, um,
00:36:53
>> I I'm a creative person and I just I was like, "Thank God I'm not doing reality
00:36:58
TV anymore and I want to write my own stuff and be a performer and make people bring people joy, you know?"
00:37:05
So it ended up very pretty quickly like four years, five years into standup was my first Netflix special.
00:37:14
>> God, it's a lot of pressure to go up because a lot of people have to build an
00:37:16
audience and they get to get better while they do it. But you have the crowd there. It's almost like
00:37:22
>> harder to say, why aren't you this good like a professional headline? You're
00:37:26
like, I just started. And and they also have to do lots of time probably. Well, I I say that I had to do an hour very
00:37:35
early. So, even when I said, "Oh, I'm two years into comedy." I'd been doing
00:37:39
an hour the whole time. >> So, while doing sets in between, but um I feel like I had so much stage time.
00:37:47
And when I first started, I actually started with I joke that I had 45 minutes and I got off stage and they're
00:37:52
like, "You did 33 minutes in a Q&A." Like, I was fighting for my life.
00:37:56
>> Yeah, for sure. But then you like get one good story and next thing you know
00:38:00
you're 40. >> And I have a lot of friends who were like I I I'm not ready for an hour. I'm
00:38:06
not ready for an hour. And I kind of just went about it in a my own way. I think if I went the traditional way, I
00:38:14
wouldn't be where I am today because I'd still be like working on my I mean when
00:38:18
I got JFL New Faces, I never had had a type five. I had to reverse engineer what my type five would be because I
00:38:26
started >> with 15 at the clubs. >> Did you reverse engineer hilar >> I love your resume and how you got into
00:38:34
it. I just wondered when in those five years did you have times when you're like um something happened on stage and
00:38:41
it was epiphal like this is my lane or this is winding down this is what I do this is what I'm best at you know
00:38:47
because David had that you know cuz he was right out of eighth grade when he got started but remember David the the
00:38:53
owner of the club said to David the throwaways between the lines there's your sweet spot right David
00:39:00
>> he said my first time he said >> I go how was Uh when it was only amateur
00:39:05
night, like 3 minutes, but he goes, "Uh, it was all right. That material wasn't
00:39:11
that great." He goes, "Actually, what you were saying between was funnier."
00:39:15
Then he walked away and I was like, >> did >> then I listened to it and I was like, I
00:39:19
was saying stuff in between commenting and that sort of was my whole thing >> because that was your authentic self.
00:39:27
>> Yeah. and you are doing something you like with comedy versus a reality show
00:39:31
which you're not really doing anything. You're just like >> physically there
00:39:35
>> but in front of the camera you're getting used to pressure and performance
00:39:39
being hated. >> They would feel Yeah. Well, I think it was so great for my career for sure.
00:39:44
Like now I'm so my ego has been broken so many times that now like when and now
00:39:50
I know when to speak when not to speak. Like when I was on reality TV, I was just like, I'm just going to say my
00:39:55
truth. And now I'm like, this is not you have to protect yourself and protect
00:40:01
your family at all times. >> I've made so many mistakes when I was young. So now that I'm like really into
00:40:07
standup, I feel smarter. >> Um, but yeah, it was >> I did get I have to give credit to my
00:40:14
husband who's >> he's a big standup in Ireland. His whole career was in Ireland.
00:40:18
>> Oh, really? Oh, that's great to hear. Yeah. So, he's like experienced a lot.
00:40:23
He was the one who when I got my first Netflix special offer, he was like, "Yeah, no, you need a tour for eight
00:40:30
more months." And if he wasn't there, I would have just been like, "Okay, let's
00:40:34
film it." And he also told me cuz I just wanted to kill and I I'm a perfectionist
00:40:40
kind of. So, I'd go on stage and I just like hit it every time. And he was like,
00:40:46
"Give yourself permission to get lost on stage. Like not know where you are. Like
00:40:51
the ma, like what was said to you, like the magic is when you're trying to figure it out." And he's like, "You're
00:40:56
not going to get better unless you're loose." And that's where I kind of
00:41:00
started to get more into like the crowd work, which I think kind of gave me um a
00:41:07
little bit of my voice because I feel like I talk to people like they're my friend. Like I'm not just like and guy
00:41:12
in the front with the shirt. Like I I I actually try to like understand them. >> Yeah.
00:41:17
>> And and doing the clubs, it's so fun to talk to the audience, especially when
00:41:22
you're sick of your material. So I think crowd work was also where I was able to
00:41:26
obviously do clips and stuff, but where I was able to find my perspective. >> Yeah. Cuz I think sometimes with
00:41:33
specials, if you don't have multiple times shooting it, if it's just one
00:41:37
shot, you can you don't give yourself permission to be playful cuz this is your only time. They feel like you're
00:41:43
doing an outline. But I do think being alive in the frame on stage, they can tell if you're alive. You still got your
00:41:50
act, but there's these little throwaways. You go to someone that all does. So, um, would your husband be
00:41:57
willing to watch my stand up and just sit me down for a little? He would love to and he can talk and help you with
00:42:03
other things if you want if you're having trouble with any fights with anyone.
00:42:07
>> No, that was that was great advice. Yeah, really >> cuz Yeah, he's like my little Russian
00:42:12
gymnastics coach. But I also think my second special though, obviously like I'm a better standup, but I was just
00:42:18
sillier. Like when you're more confident, you're just like, "Yeah, I
00:42:22
could do this voice, but what if I really did that voice and leaned in and committed to it?" So, I think that's my
00:42:28
comedy's just gotten like even looser. >> You just get a little >> That's the best place place to be where
00:42:35
you're just not >> thinking up there at all and you're just going totally by instinct at moments and
00:42:41
hitting things really hard or really trying to entertain yourself a little bit. >> Yeah. And then it's funny how sometimes
00:42:46
when you like go less it's funnier with a voice, like if you say it really softly. So, I've just been having so
00:42:53
much fun on tour just playing more and cuz I I am like an energy comic. I'm not
00:42:59
like just doing like genius oneliners and being like sit with that slick one. Like
00:43:07
>> let me sit >> figure that one out. >> That's a thinker.
00:43:12
>> I'm like carry the wand. Let me know if that >> Yeah, mine aren't all thinkers. Uh
00:43:18
there's stinkers when you have a podcast that does well like Dana and I sometimes
00:43:24
go out together but Dana does fine on his own but sometimes it's fun. Well, we
00:43:29
both go out on our own also. You know what I mean? But we also could go out together. So do you do a podcast tour
00:43:36
and then you do like a regular tour or something? >> Yeah. So >> or do you not do that with a podcast? I
00:43:40
did my standup tour for my first special and then Paige and I went on the road for a Giggly Squad tour which was
00:43:48
bonkers. We did like a PowerPoint which by the way PowerPoints are hilarious. I highly recommend especially if you're
00:43:54
forgetful and when you just go to the next slide it can hit so hard. Highly recommend.
00:44:00
>> Oh it just gets a big laugh whatever you show. Oh that's funny. It's a little bit
00:44:04
of work up front but yeah you could do it >> once you're set. That's the intern get
00:44:08
there to put some stuff together. So, >> is she okay on the road? That's a tough
00:44:12
That life is tough. >> You Okay, so Paige it I'm a little sturdier. Paige is a dainty, classy
00:44:21
angel. Um, she she like gets carried places like I put her on my back like when I'm with her. I'm her boyfriend.
00:44:28
I'm putting her luggage away >> and she was like so excited about all the outfits and stuff, but we were
00:44:34
worked like dogs. like >> we would have two shows a night, four four in a four four in a row, four
00:44:41
cities. >> And she started like actually having like um panic attacks. >> Sure. That's [ __ ] tough.
00:44:50
>> And we were in Denver. There was no air and she was like trying to put on a
00:44:55
corset and she just like started crying and we were we were like there's 3,000
00:45:01
girls waiting and I was like, "Hey, can I talk to you for a second?" Um,
00:45:06
are you ready? And we like had to I basically kicked her onto the stage and I was like, the adrenaline will hit. Get
00:45:14
the [ __ ] out there. We got her some beta blockers, but she was having other stuff
00:45:17
going on. I think tour, if you're stressed about other things, tour will just take it to the next level. But, um,
00:45:24
we finished tour and she's like, I can't wait to do that again. So, >> Oh, she liked it. I mean, at least
00:45:30
you're sitting in one city with the dayto-day flying is also what gets to you. Like, pack, go, pack, get up, pack,
00:45:38
go. And you're like, >> and your body, like, I'm not working out. I'm not eating healthy. And then
00:45:43
you look in the mirror and I just tell myself I'm bloated from the flights. But
00:45:46
it's not that. >> It's not that. >> Trust me, great. >> Oh, yeah. You do. Oh, I have a question
00:45:53
for you about standup. Yeah. >> When you do a special >> Mhm. >> Do you think the female comics are more
00:45:59
pressured to really glam up because you look great in your special, but >> thank you.
00:46:04
>> We were saying like Dane was like Joan Rivers and Phyis Diller, >> Tony Fields, Phyis Diller.
00:46:10
>> Yeah, there's Rosio. You know, this it's kind of newish of >> like a guy could get away with hoodie,
00:46:16
just a hoodie. >> I always say I love these guys that just dress like school shooters, get on
00:46:22
stage. I mean, Shane, love of my life, did MSG with like his hair was just straight up
00:46:29
like he just woke up from a nap. >> Who gives a [ __ ] >> And that's a full arena. Like they can
00:46:34
see the under. And it was adorable. Yeah. Um I think >> it does suck that I have to do all this
00:46:42
glam where I'm like the boys don't have to do that, but the girls get into it.
00:46:47
Like I did like a custom outfit from this brand, Flirt Mallal. It's French. >> And then I had fake hair.
00:46:54
>> I saw the trailer. Yeah. Fake hair. >> There's more opportunities for that
00:46:59
stuff. >> Well, I hate to say it because I've always been very like I love comedy cuz
00:47:05
just about being funny, but then like the better you look, the more stuff you're getting. And
00:47:10
>> yeah, >> I got a spray tan. I had full glam. I had a corset that kept ripping. They're
00:47:16
sewing it back. It's all this chaos in addition to being like, "And now be
00:47:20
[ __ ] hilarious." Yeah. >> Which I don't love cuz I'm an athlete.
00:47:24
Like I go when I would go compete, I didn't have to worry about if my hair was in the right position. I'm like,
00:47:29
let's just play. >> Boy. Yeah. You can be a little bit of tomboy comedian, too. But I I go out
00:47:36
with Nikki Glazer a lot. And >> yes, >> she always looks great. >> We just did Caesars this weekend. I'm
00:47:41
like, >> she looks so good. I did have a hoodie on the first night and we were laughing
00:47:45
like it's the same exact [ __ ] But I'm so adorable that it's it's hard to
00:47:50
explain. I'll tell you guys after >> I I have like a working on material
00:47:55
outfit. Like you know when you're working on new stuff, that's when you come in with the hoodie. I'm working I'm
00:48:00
working on some >> Don't expect too much. >> Yeah, I just woke up. I forgot
00:48:05
everything. But >> some notes. >> I didn't start dressing up really until
00:48:09
I started doing theaters and I felt like I was just like respectful. Yeah, I feel
00:48:13
it. I feel >> Well, I have to say the bit that you land in the trailer was enhanced by your
00:48:18
look, the twerking bit, you know, and you're just because the the the outfit
00:48:22
was flaring out and the way you were moving. It was very really funny. I mean, >> thank you. I mean, you are a performer,
00:48:28
so but some guys are would look weird if they were in a suit >> and that's not their vibe.
00:48:34
>> Yeah. >> Yeah. Melanie has a suit. Seinfeld has a suit. You know, it works for them.
00:48:40
>> I'm somewhere in the middle. I'm not full hoodie, but I rarely wear them. But
00:48:43
it was funny. I was thinking, who was doing this? Tim Dylan? Like, why am I falling apart like this? And I I blame
00:48:51
Tim. I blame Shane. I'm like I I try to be like, well, I'm going to a nice dinner because they pay
00:48:59
money. There's something weird about that. You go, I >> Well, it's like you're all showing up to
00:49:03
the same event. My girls get dressed up for my like theater shows. They >> Oh, that's nice. It is actually
00:49:11
I after CO I kind of stopped because I was it was too intense. But I >> kept getting co getting CO and I started
00:49:18
CO from my door. >> But a lot of the girls they really do look like me who come to my show. So
00:49:24
it's funny cuz when I try to go in the back of the stage door security's like
00:49:28
ma'am this is the stage door and I dress in a tie for my tour. >> I dress in a tie cuz that's like my my
00:49:35
outfit for this tour. I can't come up with new outfits. I'm like, "This is my
00:49:38
uniform." And all the girls show up in ties. So all of us look the same. >> So security's like, "You can't come in."
00:49:45
And I'm like, "That's me." And he's like, "You look like her." Maybe like 10
00:49:50
times on tour. They've Security's been like, "Miss, you can't go in there."
00:49:54
>> Yeah. Miss, that's for the star. >> Yeah. Literally. >> Do you have a nickname for your fans?
00:50:01
Are they called Hannah's or is there a funny kind of what are they? Burmers.
00:50:05
>> They're the gigglers. They're the gigglers. >> Oh, the gigglers. Okay.
00:50:08
>> Yeah. >> All right. Now, where the giggly squad come up? >> Do you ever go like this on stage? Where
00:50:12
are my gigglers? >> Where are my gigglers at? >> You got I tell all my openers if there's
00:50:17
ever low energy, just say gigglers. And they'll [ __ ] lose their mind. Like
00:50:21
just a few words. >> And also they're like you see them at the airport and they'll just be like,
00:50:26
"I'm a giggler." And walk by. It's like a weird Illuminati. >> I'm going to say in my act to get
00:50:31
laughs. Weird. >> Yes, it could work. It could work. Our title is too long for that. People at
00:50:37
the airport, I'm a fly on the >> Yeah. What do you call them? >> They call them frequent flyers.
00:50:42
>> Fly on the waller. >> Very cute. >> Many of them, >> David. You know, you'll go up there and
00:50:47
go, "Where's my flies?" That's like one guy. >> I don't think I've ever said where
00:50:51
>> my flies at. >> Where's my flies? >> No, I said >> I said no walkouts.
00:50:58
I like Zzz. Let me hear you. >> Where's my Where's my >> I'm going to Where are fans that land
00:51:10
and stuff and rub their hands and poop? >> Yeah. Yes. I actually was on a flight with Nikki
00:51:17
Glazer last night. >> Shut it. >> And I said, "I'm talking to your man
00:51:22
tomorrow. What should I say?" >> The Yes. Nikki and I >> What' she say? What'd she say?
00:51:30
>> What? She was like, >> "What's the word on the street around?"
00:51:32
like you and I were just we were gossiping. She was like, "Oh, he's the
00:51:35
sweetest. She's the sweetest." And I was like, "Whatever." She
00:51:40
>> I it was >> if I had enough time, I would have gotten something out of her.
00:51:44
>> But she's the best. She's been inspiring me since day one. >> She like brought me around the cellar
00:51:49
back in the day when I was like a baby. I was like, "How do you remember all
00:51:52
your jokes?" And she was answering my questions. >> She's good at it. She can remember.
00:51:56
She's like, "I'm learning stuff." It's literally does not look down at her
00:52:00
notes. It's nonstop. >> Yes. And I'm like, [ __ ] there's a hundred jokes in every minute.
00:52:07
>> [ __ ] I go, this is your rough thrown together [ __ ] I'm back there like this.
00:52:12
>> She has a follower and it's hard. She's too smart. >> Yeah, she is good, but she just keeps
00:52:18
She's a grinder, though. >> Where are you? Go. Go ahead. >> No, you know, Doner.
00:52:24
Well, I'm just curious about like, you know, we all have this 10-year-old person inside of us where,
00:52:29
>> oh, you see, you know, I used to see Rob Williams and go, I I better get better.
00:52:33
I got to be, you know, I gota I got to be as good as him. >> Sure. >> So, so we have that, but then like, so
00:52:39
Nikki's not like she can override it and not try to sabotage it. I don't even
00:52:44
read it to old, you know, she's like she's actually being nice. Like, this
00:52:49
woman clearly is no threat. No, I'm kidding. But uh >> No, Nikki and I have a very we have a
00:52:56
long backstory, Nikki and I. And it's we love each other a lot. >> Yeah.
00:53:01
>> Oh, that's good. Yeah. Well, someone has your back. I just >> also I'm a brunette, she's a blonde,
00:53:06
>> so that helps with the lack of beef. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Uh
00:53:12
>> oh. Dana, >> like put us on a lineup together and it's okay. >> Yeah. But then
00:53:18
>> when someone in show business climbs the ladder and you go in the green room,
00:53:22
there's just a little bit of energy like like you're f Oh, she's Oh, she's famous
00:53:27
now. You know, I mean, it's just a little >> When I was coming up, Nikki's always
00:53:30
been famous to me. >> Yeah. >> Like I recent >> When I met her, I was like, I'm obsessed
00:53:36
with you. You're incredible. You're everything. Like I I feel like everyone
00:53:40
else was late to catch John. It's just now she's like friends with like Leonardo DiCaprio and stuff.
00:53:45
>> Yeah. But I feel like when you meet someone before they pop, you always have
00:53:50
like a soft spot for each other. Even though she's been famous, but even like
00:53:53
with Shane, I'm always like, I know who you are. I know you. >> I remember you. But Oh, yeah.
00:54:00
>> I mean, you guys fame energy is is weird. >> It's weird. >> Uh, it is. It is weird. Especially, you
00:54:07
know, >> famous people non-stop in Hollywood >> with friends, like friends who knew you
00:54:11
in high school or your family. it it starts to tilt things in a way like if someone's making a fuss around you, you
00:54:18
know, all that stuff. I mean, it's not first world problems, you know, but you
00:54:22
know what I mean. >> Weird psychology. >> You go to Sports Bar in Arizona and I
00:54:26
go, "Hey, can I sit here?" They go, "Hey, whatever King Tut needs, clear it
00:54:30
away." >> Well, I'm just getting some potato skins. It's not that big a deal.
00:54:36
>> But >> all hail Caesar. But it is funny like what people literally change after like
00:54:44
completely different person. I'm like oh you've been through the it's like they get a a whole
00:54:50
transformation emotionally, physically they carry themselves differently. >> Everything I think this is how I do how
00:54:56
I think of what happens in that process. It's like I'm oh I'm funny. Oh I'm
00:55:00
making money is funny. I'm I'm really funny. I'm funny. I'm I'm super funny.
00:55:05
I'm Oh, wait. I'm important. >> Ooh, that's bad. >> That's bad. That's very
00:55:12
>> in a nutshell. >> This is what he says in his mirror every morning.
00:55:18
>> Yeah. >> He has it on a postit. >> You is good. You is important.
00:55:23
>> You is good. You the man. >> You the [ __ ] >> Yeah. >> You that you people. Wherever the [ __ ]
00:55:31
goes to hide, you that [ __ ] Haters be hated. >> That's right. >> And love is be loving.
00:55:38
>> All right. What I got I I have a another question for Hannah before we boot her
00:55:41
out of here. >> Uh you you might do a show with Amy Polar at you two bozos together.
00:55:49
>> And weird weird alert. I'm getting a I don't recognize the number.
00:55:54
>> That's Tucson for sure. That's the area code. I'm from Arizona.
00:55:57
>> I know. Well, I think I know it might be, but I'm not going to answer it. Do
00:56:00
you are you sure you don't want to expose them on the pod right now? >> Who's calling you from rehab?
00:56:05
>> No, I I there's a good one in Tucson. >> I think there are a lot of rehab.
00:56:12
>> They're about They're apologizing for something. They're in a step.
00:56:15
>> Oh, yeah. They got to say sorry. >> Yeah. >> I'm not sure.
00:56:18
>> Do you have any advice for working professionally with Amy? >> No. Amy's lovely. I don't know her as
00:56:24
well as probably Dana, but she's she's >> What do you mean? How did we get to Amy?
00:56:27
I was looking >> Amy Polar is producing her next >> Oh, Amy Polar. Yeah, she's
00:56:31
>> show. Would it be a sitcom? Would it be a reality show? What would it be?
00:56:35
>> So, it's a scripted comedy right now that we're still trying to crack,
00:56:39
>> but like a single camera. You don't know yet? >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Cuz it's people know
00:56:44
Paige and I from a a reality show. So, we have to be kind of smart with it where it's not too different but also
00:56:51
not too similar because then it's like just do a curb type thing. So, we're
00:56:55
figuring >> very hard to do those show. I'm not saying you couldn't do it. I'm saying
00:56:58
when people say curb or if I've even caught myself going, "Oh, I'd like to do
00:57:02
something like that." >> At least I even know how [ __ ] hard it is cuz we were around for Larry Sanders
00:57:07
show which was [ __ ] great. >> Yes. >> Yeah. And how hard we'd been on it a
00:57:11
little bit, but we knew Shanley and he was like going insane how hard it was. >> Yeah.
00:57:16
>> But it comes out great. >> But it looks so easy and effortless. Oh,
00:57:22
they just [ __ ] had a little banter. And >> I could do that and it's Yeah, bigger.
00:57:26
>> I know it's hard. It's Sometimes it's this, you know, with Larry David, it's
00:57:31
it feels like, you know, like a standup observation just about awkwardness or the puffy
00:57:36
pants or whatever it was, you know, just those little observations. And then he just main thing he said to us is no, the
00:57:43
only rule on the set is no one tries to be funny. No one thinks they're being
00:57:47
funny. That's that was the way. >> No, no one was performative. If they
00:57:51
started trying to be funny, it just had to be >> thrown away. >> More auditions when people be funny,
00:57:56
they go, "That's enough. Get out of here." >> Because the hyperbolic,
00:58:00
>> you know, they like throwaways. They like >> I know every read they're like, "We want
00:58:03
this grounded." >> Yeah. >> After 10 times, they go for get out of
00:58:08
here. Like they don't know what that means. >> But that's why I guess the show's fun
00:58:11
cuz you're watching comedians in their like daytoday >> being very small.
00:58:17
>> Yeah. like what it's like if they were just ordering coffee how they'd act and
00:58:21
that's fascinating actually but a lot of these comics can't turn off. >> Yeah, true.
00:58:26
>> Well, I don't know how you two are together but also another thing is
00:58:29
sometimes on Larry David they didn't weren't sure they were doing a take.
00:58:35
>> You know the cameras they got both cameras on and they're kind of kidding.
00:58:39
They don't you can see they're sort of breaking but is the character breaking
00:58:42
or is they breaking? So I don't you know there's also it's capturing that that
00:58:47
and it's just >> I also this is my first I'm like getting into acting for the first time and I've
00:58:52
never >> I've had like a couple things but I'm going to see if I enjoy it. I think I
00:58:58
like it. Do Do you guys like acting as opposed to standup? >> Well, there's two kinds of acting.
00:59:03
There's acting where some [ __ ] directors controlling you and you sign up for a script you don't truly believe
00:59:09
in. or you're one of the executive producers and your boss quote is Amy Polar. He's really smart and knows. So,
00:59:16
it'll probably be a blast if everyone's on the same sensibility vibe and you
00:59:20
know that you're getting what you want. So, >> you're already 90% there, you know, like
00:59:25
you know, >> you have instincts from doing standup and you know what works and what doesn't
00:59:29
and then you're on a reality show. You just know things >> that not everyone knows and and then
00:59:34
just figure out whatever you guys think. The funny thing is you have a tiny wispy
00:59:38
joke. I remember one time in Grown-Ups. Oh my god, a few people remember. >> And um we were doing
00:59:44
>> I remember >> iconic >> and we had to do one thing where Adam
00:59:48
goes come out of the closet and the closet >> and he goes what would you have on you
00:59:54
or something? We're like how about some arrows from Arrow Roulette, let's say,
00:59:57
with some leaves on them. And he's like, "Yeah, okay. Hey, let's get some
01:00:02
arrows." And the props guy goes, "We don't have them." He goes, "You don't
01:00:06
have them in the truck or whatever it And he goes, "No." And he goes, "Where'd
01:00:10
we get him?" And he goes, "Well, we'd have to we're in Glouster. We'd have to
01:00:12
drive to Boston. It's like an hour." He goes, "Okay." And you're like, "So the
01:00:17
guy took off." And so here's going to be minimum two hours. We're going to be
01:00:20
down. But blood sugar, >> but jokes are so important in movies that you go, if this is a wispy joke,
01:00:27
but it's even a chance. We have to take it. Because when you're in a screening
01:00:31
watching it, >> you are dying going, "Where's another joke? Where's another joke?" They're
01:00:36
starting to get bored. >> Yeah. So, so it's it's funny to see all the lights and all this and you're like,
01:00:40
"Hey, what if we tried this?" They go, "Oh, we'd have to reset the camera." And
01:00:44
someone like Adam goes, "Yeah, do it. It's too important." If this throwaway
01:00:49
look we didn't have before, we need it. And then >> you don't know what that little thing
01:00:53
is. That's >> right. You don't know what the funniest part of that scene will be
01:00:56
>> and you go, "The cutaway was the funniest part." >> Or you get the arrows and everyone's
01:01:01
like, "Actually, no." >> Right. I mean he would honestly >> there's another store two hours away
01:01:06
that has marbles. >> We did we wanted the other arrows. >> Yeah. What a
01:01:14
>> water. Let me go back. >> Look I never had this experience but if
01:01:18
you are in a situation where it's found moments I mean like they would put the
01:01:23
camera Adam McKay and Will Ferrell. They had the scene. They had the bullet things they needed or any physical
01:01:27
comedy and then it's just like what your husband said to you about being on stage. So don't act, don't try to act.
01:01:34
Just when the camera's rolling, you get to be very playful. And hopefully it'll
01:01:38
become clear like, okay, that's the one because there's a magic to you in your
01:01:44
eyes doing it for the first time, discovering. You do have to do pimp numbers. You have to let's go over
01:01:49
there. There is dialogue you have to have. >> But in those moments, if you know right
01:01:53
in that moment, you're actually just thinking this and then it comes out. That's where the magic is.
01:01:58
>> Or you get someone with a different line they weren't ready for. try something different and you don't
01:02:03
tell them and then they react whatever they would react and then you go okay let's move on but you go well we have it
01:02:09
and in editing they're going to go >> it was better the way it was or now and
01:02:13
then they go that one was better >> have you thought of everything we just
01:02:16
said to you >> I literally I'm taking notes this is so it's nice to hear you guys being like
01:02:23
you're you can do that cuz like I could just see myself trying to make Paige
01:02:27
laughed off script I mean Amy's going to be like can you not do that every line,
01:02:31
but that's so fun and that's what comedy's about. >> Yeah, it's all about just this and you
01:02:36
can tell it when you watch a show. You don't want to get too locked in. I'd say
01:02:39
have fun and don't try to ever act. >> Her job will be get people around you
01:02:42
that are good. Everyone from the editors are very important to people on the set
01:02:46
to the director. So, I have a lot of faith in it. >> Well, Amy Polar has been she's great in
01:02:51
film. She's great in sketch. I mean, so lean on Amy. >> Yeah, she it's going to be a real
01:02:57
teaching moment. >> It's something to do. It's great. I think it sounds like a blast. You got a
01:03:01
superstar podcast. You're doing this show. I mean, I don't I don't see any
01:03:05
chinks in the armor, to be honest. Hannah, >> you got your giggly zombies in the
01:03:09
airport. >> Well, you guys are gigglers now. >> Yeah. >> After what's your net worth right now?
01:03:15
Net worth. >> I have a bunch of metro cards. >> Okay. >> Yeah, metro cards.
01:03:21
>> I'm doing math in my head. Okay, you're doing pretty good. >> And they're worth a lot cuz they don't
01:03:25
use metro cards anymore. >> No, they just hop. >> Yeah. What people say is, "I got I got a
01:03:30
few beans in my jeans." I got a couple beans in my jeans. That's all you say.
01:03:36
>> Hey, you look like a [ __ ] clown. I'm doing an impression of your dad. You
01:03:40
look like a [ __ ] clown. I love you, but you What? You're going to the [ __ ] circus? What are you doing with
01:03:44
this on your [ __ ] lipstick? >> I can't wait to call my dad and tell him
01:03:48
Dana Carvey has a whole voice for him. >> Yeah. What's his What's his What's his
01:03:52
name? >> Dan. >> Dan. Hey, you can call me Dan. You can call me Stan. I don't give a [ __ ] but
01:03:57
get that [ __ ] lipstick. >> Oh, go Nick in four. >> Oh, baby. >> Hey, Nicks.
01:04:06
>> Nick Knicks are This is their best season in 27 years. >> So, I can burn the city down when they
01:04:11
win. >> Yeah. Well, hey, well, my Knicks win, I win. If they lose this, >> 911 was nothing. Is that what he said?
01:04:22
>> Why isn't ready for it? We don't have to look into the joke. >> I know it doesn't make sense, but I like
01:04:29
it. >> [ __ ] n >> I'm from New York. I could say 911. I was there.
01:04:34
>> I say you can't. I can't. >> Hannah, >> Hulu special.
01:04:41
>> Hulu. That's right. >> Hulu. >> June 5th. >> Hulu.
01:04:46
>> None of my business. >> Mhm. >> None of my business. June 5th.
01:04:51
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01:05:01
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