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Don't be mad at my long hair. What's with the fluffy silver silver silver
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wings? Can you fly with that hair? >> Fly away. >> We just toned it down. We have a light
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behind me, but we toned it down. >> It's actually kind of cool. It's
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>> I think it's kind of cool. I don't know why, but Oh, it was a happy accident.
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>> Really? >> David looks like a little angel with his little angel right off the bat.
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>> Well, well, well. >> He's a sweet man. >> All right, there we go. You can write
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that off for sure. >> Ah, we've had a break and now we're back. >> 2026,
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it's been a ride so far. Not right. >> 2026 is starting off a little slow,
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isn't it? I mean, >> I mean, yeah. I mean, >> I didn't My big New Year's We'll get
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right at it. We'll get >> Okay. All right. This is We're in the realm we can talk about your big New
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Year's. I want to hear it. >> This year I said I'm gonna do it. I usually don't stay up late, but I go I'm
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gonna stay up till 10. >> No. No. >> Yeah. >> Idiot. >> So I said 12 is sort of I stay up till
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12 about four times a year. It's very rare >> if you do stand up. Sometimes you just
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stay up if your set's late. >> Yeah. When I used to do the Mirage, we were for sure not even done till
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>> Don't even say that triggers me. Well, I'm up at 6:00 a.m. in the hotel
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and then I'm going on and doing stand up at 10:45 that night and I can't nap. So,
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I'm 15 hours in a box waiting. But the main thing was when I played it, it was
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122. No exaggeration. All the flights got cancelled. The hotel, they said 40% cancelled. The audience is comeosse
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and uh it was a bit slow. >> They're just trying to live. They just come there for shelter to your show.
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Yeah, basically they can go in there and it's air conditioned. Yeah. But anyway,
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that's So you New Year's Eve you stayed up. >> Well, I'm saying when I used to do it
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with Ray Romano at the Mirage, uh we wouldn't get off because we do a meet and greet at the end. And not a meet and
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greet. We do a Q&A. So >> I did it. >> By the way, I'm going out there with
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Nikki Glazer to Caesars. This ties into New Year's Eve. >> I don't know. It's cuz I know you, but I
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see the picture of you and Nikki in the Roman outfits. Yeah. >> Floating around. They're in my purview.
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I mean, they're ubiquitous. And I go, "Wait a minute. Is it like eight shows? It couldn't be more
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looking like AI that we are dressed like Roman emperors, but we did it for real for Caesars. We did a full photo shoot
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at at the coliseum. It's going to be great." That's one in January, I think,
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one in May, one in September. >> But it's a weekend. It's two nights,
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right? >> Yeah. Yeah. Two shows. Uh, other than that, just so everyone knows, because
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everyone's been asking, when are you going on the road? Where are you going?
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I've got Salt Lake, San Diego. >> Can you give us dates? Is I would like
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to have them in my head. What's What are the dates? >> Thank you. >> I hate when people say that. I'll be in
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Toronto. When, [ __ ] >> When? [ __ ] Outside of Toronto. >> Okay. >> Salt Lake. What's the date?
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>> Salt Lake is next weekend. Um, and then >> 167 >> 1617 that's Salt Lake San Diego. Then I
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got Caesars the weekend after. Then a week off. Then we got >> Caesar's day.
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>> Caesars is what? >> January 16. >> 1670. That was >> San Diego. Where's San Diego in there?
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>> That's the week before. >> But what's the number? >> What's the number, Heather?
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>> I'm a rain man. >> Don't No one fast forward. >> Yeah, got to know the number.
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>> Mine is seven days. It's next weekend. Oh. >> Uh, and Salt Lake. And then then, uh,
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>> the weekend of the ninth 10th. >> 9th 10th. Then the end of the month is
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Old Farley Stomping, uh, Wisconsin doing Milwaukee, Appleton, and Chicago. That's fun. I've done that that run
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before. Sometimes I pepper in Madison because that's where Chris is from. And
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uh, sometimes I pepper in different ones, but that's a good chunk. Got Philadelphia coming up. We got a couple.
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So, you go to go to the davidpade.com. God, when they do this on Bad Friends, I always make fun of them and then now I
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do it. Oh, >> I'm gonna be at In-N-Out Burger in Van Eyes. Uh, Saturday, January 9th.
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>> Yeah, exactly. I'm going to be in the line at the In-N-Out in Vegas. Uh, the
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48 minute line to get in. But I will tell you, so New Year's Eve I >> have to have G comment.
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>> Okay. >> He's a real funny standup. I think I would go if I were you. His name's David
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Spade. I can't remember the dates because he went kind of fast, but he's
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gonna be some places. I'll say goodbye now. >> That sounds like gar, dude.
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>> I don't know what was happening. >> People are so annoyed. We're supposed to
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in the first 30 seconds stir the algo. Then we're going to give our predictions
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for 2026 because we got a lot of predictions. >> Oh yeah. >> And a lot of predictions.
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>> And what was the other one? We're going to give our favorite movies.
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>> H favorite movies. Yeah. >> Of the year. >> Mhm. >> But my first of all, my blisteringly
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exciting New Year's Eve. >> I have dinner with Bobby Lee. We're all
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doing sets that night. So I said, "Oh, we're all going to be at the comedy
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store. Why not stay in town? It's pouring pissing rain for the last two weeks."
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>> I was in Arizona once. Everyone got sick. So it was a tough tough to keep
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floating around. So I just said, "I'm going to stay here." I did the store two shows. It's Tim
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Dylan, Nikki Glazer, Bobby Lee. It was like a great lineup. So I said, "Oh,
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good. I want to see everybody." And there's two shows. I'm just doing the
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first one. But I want to stick around and see everybody. So I go to dinner with Bobby.
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>> Then we go. The shows are kind of early. Tim's already off. Nikki comes in, does
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her Golden Globe set, and has to leave. She has seven sets. God damn it. >> I love the work ethic of this woman.
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being hard. She'll come so fully loaded that she's almost incapable of bombing.
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I don't want to jinx it, but it's just uh too many great jokes. Then and then we go to Caesars and she's
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going to be so buffed and polished that I uh that's why I got to that's why I'm
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stepping it up. I got to keep up. >> So then but she was running around doing
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her set the monologue, you know, >> and then um >> and who else was there anyway? I did it.
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I Oh yeah, I was with Bobby. So then I waited for the next show. It was an hour and a half and everyone split.
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Everyone's doing shows all over town. I didn't know that. I was like the laziest
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one. So I just split. But I got home. I stayed up till probably I didn't get
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home till 9:30. >> That's late. That's late for you. I don't think people understand.
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>> They don't. >> For a late night comedian, for a nightclub comic in America today, 8:30
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is looking pretty good most nights. >> Pretty juicy. >> Even though the show's at 9.
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That's a problem. >> By the way, part of the gigs that when me and Nikki were at Venetian, we were
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like, we cannot have these shows even at 9:00. >> It's got to be 8 because people fly in,
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they're on Southwest, they're wiped out. They're like, yeah, they they start
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drinking a little too early. They peak early. Now they're show like this. >> [ __ ] this noise.
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>> And then they're too wasted to gamble. I have no idea why in the modern era, most
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Vegas places, casinos, they should have a show at 7. You and Nikki should go on.
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It's seven. They have one drink. They're awake. They see you. Then they're jazzed
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because you two are so [ __ ] funny. They go right in the casino and drop some money.
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>> Yeah. You know, when I saw Rod Stewart at the Coliseum, same place we are. He
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was uh seven, I think. >> Yeah. Perfect. Because what he does is he flies home after. But he did a great
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show. It's about 90 minutes. Starts right at the on the dot. Boom. I wish I >> in case you're not going to see it.
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>> David, do your best. Rod Stewart, in case you can't get to a show, just 10
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seconds. One, two, three, go. >> Okay, Maggie. I wish I never seen. Isn't
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that a good >> That's good. That's got a lot of mandolin. >> I just like the one I don't know the
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lyrics, but some people got no luck at all. Some guys have all the luck. >> SOME GUYS GOT ALL THE LUCK. I DON'T
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KNOW. IT'S NOT MY BEST IMPRESSION, but I'm going to work on it. >> Yeah, it's That is not your best one.
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>> One of the Yeah, but I I work with him. I worked with him. >> He's a friend.
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>> Yeah, he's a good guy. >> He's still got the poofy hair. I've
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always I've always >> uh said that rock stars or famous people keep the look when they were the most
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famous. And I think Rod Stewart is stuck with that poofy hair, kind of boas and fur. He looks cool.
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>> Poison has the bandana and you [ __ ] know him in one second, >> right?
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>> Michael. So there's a lot out there that do that. >> Uh me. >> Yeah. Um so anyway, so that was that. Uh
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on the way I have a beetle haircut and that's why I have my haircut like this
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way. So I got a beetle t-shirt. You got really bit by the beetle bug >> for Christmas. I Isn't it strange? I
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didn't know, you know, it was the New Year's. They call it a new year because
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they changed the number, you know. So, it's 2025 and they go 26. It's one more.
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So, it's a new year. You see? >> Mhm. >> Little treat for you fans.
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>> Flip it over. Yeah. >> I saw you doing Paul McCarti on a Larry David rerun.
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I did everything I could to make Larry David laugh because he he has the most finely tuned. You know, he's one of the
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most talented writer comedians in history. But as an audience member, he's off the charts.
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>> [ __ ] He was right here in this studio. He was popping a stitch when you were
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doing that. >> He fell out of that chair. But anyway, >> he fell out of the other chair and and
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we were like, "Holy shit." You know what he was for being You like comedians that
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still laugh at other people's [ __ ] A lot of them are just like, "Hey, man.
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Cool. Cool. Cool. Yeah, man. You're funny. And you go, but when he came in, he's like in a good mood. He's like,
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"Make me laugh. Let's have fun. Let's [ __ ] around." And it was great.
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>> Well, it's just oldtimey impressions. I mean, that we're we know how the genie
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gets out of the out of the bottle. So, as comedians, sometimes you're watching
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a comic and it's killing. Go, oh, good one. >> Oh, oh, that's a nice move. Oh, put
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those two together. But if you're saying Henry Fonda and Jimmy Stewart and a
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woman are at a threesome, it's so outside of normal Larry David comedy. >> Yeah. He just likes to hear some [ __ ]
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>> Yeah. I'd like to get in on that action, you know? I mean, it's just like
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>> Yeah. They're all >> He's like a tree falling over. You know, I thought of you the other day
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because I have two two beefs with Amazon Prime and I don't want to bring my fight
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here, but these are just little quarrels. >> I want I really want I'm interested
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because I have a lot to say about it. >> One relates to you. So, stick around for
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that one. Also, the audience stick around for the first one's boring. When we interviewed the UFO guy, Dan,
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>> we which I really liked here. I like that stuff. >> I went to watch on Amazon Prime like a
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great guy, great guy syndrome. whatever. Yeah. >> And not only do I pay for Amazon Prime,
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but that's sort of baked in now. That's what N bucks, 12 bucks. >> Then you go to watch it, they go only on
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Amazon Prime. So when I go to watch it, it's another nine bucks or 10 bucks.
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>> What? What do you mean? I don't understand. I got double rat [ __ ] I
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mean, how I thought I paid to get on, so now I get to watch stuff. Amazon Prime and I click on it. Prime
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well Prime Video then you see all the ones and they do have >> they have new release movies like or in
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theater movies if you go download and then it's like you can watch it two weeks earlier for $169.
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>> So I'm going to wait on Housemade. By the way, I did see Housemade. We'll talk
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about that in a minute. >> Oh, you did? That's when we were going up for best movies. Okay. I tried to
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find it. Is it on Amazon Prime? No, no, it's in the theaters and it's cooking.
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It's cooking. Yeah. >> No, it's cooking with gas. Uh, >> it's really good.
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>> The other Amazon Prime boring story is uh that It's a Wonderful Life. That's
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why I thought of you because I think it's one of your favorite movies. >> Absolutely.
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>> And they don't mention it. I don't think they mention it right away, but a lot of
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people, not just them, when they play it, they took out a really good part. Pottersville.
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What? I know. Oh, I read I just saw that by line. What did they take out chunk? They take out about his whole if he
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wasn't born and he goes back. >> Oh, they they cut all that way down. >> That's gone.
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>> Why? >> Because there's some copyright problem where they had to pay more and so they
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just skip it. And it it's really you would know more than me. It really would
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throw the movie off. >> Well, it it it's it's um >> it's like a perfect movie the way it is.
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You need to know all the information. Well, like say take a revenge movie, but we don't have any violence against
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there's nothing revenge. What are you gonna I don't know. So that's pulling
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the arrow back when he's feels so distraught. He wish he'd never been born. And then that sets up the whole
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thing of people coming in. The whole town comes in and they say, "We heard George Bailey was in trouble." And then
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that blew his mind. I mean, he didn't realize how how many people he affected,
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but he's, you know, so >> in John Wick, you can't take out killing
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his dog because that sets the whole movie out. Now he's mad, >> right? If you do the Wizard of Oz and
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you just have her walking up to the gate with the with the Oz and there's there's
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no there's no munchkins. >> No, they just thin man. So, they just keep blocking him out of every scene
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and it's just two other [ __ ] idiots. Yeah. So, I knew you'd be up in [ __ ]
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an uproar. >> You You know, you know when they when they start to edit a movie, when people
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make a movie, they make it the way they want to make it. And then somebody says,
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"We can't afford it." And what what what are you going to do? You're going to cut
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out the stage coach and the movie stage coach? >> Yeah. [ __ ] yeah. >> What are you going to do? The longest
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day, you're not going to have them land at Normandy? >> Yeah. the uh the sand lot. They don't
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throw the ball over the fence. >> Hey, here's a quick one. Just an insert.
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You'll make this will make you laugh. This will make YOU LAUGH. >> CO'S BACK. SO, GO [ __ ] YOURSELF.
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>> I knew I'd make you laugh. It's a good clip. Fouchi's back and more coer than
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ever. >> Fouchi's back. It's going TO BE THE COIEST CO YOU'VE EVER SEEN. CO. Go
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a [ __ ] yourself. >> He wants a sequel, man. Uh, also Amazon. Why are they chintzy? It it should be a
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a place that doesn't have quite as much money as Amazon for them to be cutting
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corners. >> I love the thing I love about Amazon. Obviously, everyone knows it is that
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they they hacked. They did something that's not like Elon Musk going to Mars.
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Just how do you order stuff and get it? I mean, if I got before Amazon are sending me stuff, you you get a little
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tag says FedEx. Your package is is in Gardinia. It's 2 hours away. You have to
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drive. Oh, sorry. We missed you again. Somebody somewhere at Amazon when they said, "We're going to do this supply
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chain. We're going to deliver stuff." And somebody said, "Hey guys, just hear
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me out. We're going to leave the package. Are you [ __ ] nuts? >> Oh yeah.
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>> We can't leave the package. It gets stolen. No. No. We will get some theft,
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but exponentially >> 50%. >> It's going to make our business go crazy. The fact that they leave the
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package, take a picture of it. So, >> I only have a lot of props for whoever
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did this cuz it's kind of crazy. All my Christmas shopping >> and people are blown away. It takes me
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30 seconds. Christmas rap. Love Dana. Pop. >> Get it here in 20 [ __ ] minutes. It's
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addictive. >> It's addictive. I know people that are like >> just all day. It's like, "Hey, that's a
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nice slinky." It's a power trip. Can I get it in three even the same day? You
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can get it. >> Yeah. You could be two in the afternoon and go, >> I could use some backup toothpaste.
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Knitting needles. Why not? hat like David Spade. Knock knock knock. There it is.
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Open it up. >> That's why there's a car. That's why there's an Amazon truck blocking every
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corner when you drive all day. They're like, "Guess what's next?" Stupid [ __ ]
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>> Guess what's next? >> Cuz this company is working with Amazon.
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>> Drones. >> Drones. Drones. High up though. And then they'll lower it down.
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>> Please go to the patio. >> And out comes a puppy. But yeah, that's
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the future. Drones. >> What is it? >> What if we're the worst sound effect comedians?
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>> No, we're good. >> In history. Well, we're we're applying
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sound effects that aren't appropriate. I gotta adjust my mic. >> Everything's a [ __ ] monster
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>> on my mic. I got to turn. It doesn't >> We got it here. [Laughter]
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>> Well, you actually you have a you have a little top 10 list that I do. >> I have an array. They kind of
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>> Well, the quiet birds is inspired. >> It's harder to do birds now,
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but that's inspired. And you do you do an array of drills. You do a loud drill
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soft. You do a lot of drilling. >> You can do >> That's a gun in the in the mountains.
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>> Oh, I see. >> Here's a plane flying over. >> Come back.
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>> Uhoh. I lost. >> We lost our feed on that one. >> We lost our feed.
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>> Yeah, it's I think it was unplugged. It's getting too stupid. >> I wanted to throw a sound effect at you
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that you haven't done yet. >> Okay. >> Um, >> a mailbox being closed abruptly.
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>> That's the steel little rusty. >> Oh, it was a rusty mail box.
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>> Here's a uh here's the arrow in the door. goes off. >> I can do a lot of those. This is a a UFO
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that was in disclosure taking off. [Music] >> Is it a four cylinder? I don't know.
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They don't make They go like this. >> Here's a Here's a lonely hearts man in a
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singles bar trying to flirt with an attractive woman, and it doesn't work. Oh, that's a good one. You probably do
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that in Wayne's World. >> Yeah, >> I saw a sh I saw a show the other night,
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like one of the newer shows, and they lady said, "Oh, let's do it. Party on,
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Wayne." And they just threw it in the middle of their conversation. And I was
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like, >> you know, have you ever had this? Listen, I'm not saying I'm not Look,
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this woman at a store turned to me and said with with all sincerity, "Does anyone ever told you you look like Dana
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Carvey?" >> And I go, "Yeah, it's a curse." I get kind of joking. She goes, "No, I'm
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serious. It's uncanny. It's uncanny how." And I couldn't tell if she was
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joking with, but she was sincere and then I felt bad about it for 24 hours. >> No, they just can't believe you're in
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Cracker Barrel. the thing if you're not like in a Hollywood backlot, they're
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like, "Why would you be here?" When people say that, I go, "I have to be
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somewhere." >> Well, it was like one of those things where, you know, when they back up the
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brings trucks, sometimes you'll do corporate events or a corporate party and sometimes they can be a little
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rough, you know, 20 people at midnight that are drunk, you know. And a woman came up to me again very sincerely and
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said, "Excuse me, um, Dana, uh, why are you here?" >> Cuz they figure you're doing it for
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free, you know? >> Or you ran out of money and you're like, is this you need the money so bad?
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>> People say to me about anything. >> Well, that's where you go where Jay Leno
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is the most pragmatic man. Yeah. What are you going to do? stay home and watch Madlock instead of make $25,000. He He
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never understood the idea that you would not do anything for the money. Here's a
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quick hit. Bill Gates said climate change isn't as bad, but he's wrong. We're still totally [ __ ]
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>> He that speech is from 1981 when he's like 5 years Florida will be underwater.
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No, but Bill Gates kind of said it's it's bad, but it's probably not going to
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be catastrophic. It'll just get a little warm for a couple of days. I mean, that
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was really really hurt a lot of people. >> Yeah. Well, I could see why, but I
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understand. God, my sure sweater pops. All right. Here's also something in the
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news. Your buddy George Clooney is a French citizen. >> French citizen. What?
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That's what he said. >> I like after a dust up >> gets Francis another dust. Well, Trump,
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one of Trump's uh things that's funny to me is he'll go after people like about
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their career. >> He's never was a star. He never was a star. He was just he never it wasn't a
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movie so I don't know what it was but he did make like 30 movies but it's like he
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never made a movie so >> I don't think you can take that away from Clooney. I feel like he is a huge
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star but I would think if he's bailing he would go to Italy because he was in
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Italy for the last 20 years. I mean he has that place in Italy since >> freaking I was on Just Shoot Me and uh
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and then to switch it to France I don't know but he took his kids he said I don't want to be in America. I don't
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want to have them grow up in America like >> but the thing is you know he he gets
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political which is fine but I wonder if he will get political in France or he will keep he did say something even the
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other day after he announced this and it feels like if he tapped out of here he doesn't need the stress of of the
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politics of America anymore >> you know what I mean he got out it's like you're on the Jets you go to the
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Steelers after 20 years and then you go, "Hey, I want to send in some plays on
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the jet." They're like, "Not anymore." No, you're you're
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>> Well, one is I do know that in Lake Cuomo he was on the water. I was there
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once and every tour thing. George Clooney's house right there. George Clooney, you know, so now he has uh kids
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and so he's on a giant place, but it's hard. I mean, everyone knows where he
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lives and everything. I I uh I think he'll probably lower his footprint and lower the temperature. I
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mean, because just wants to be raise his family now. >> Sure. I mean, I I sort of get it. I
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mean, he's from Where's he from? Kentucky. >> I would probably Well, I'm not a big
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traveler. I would take a huge Kentucky farm over. Well, people love France, so I think I'm in the minority there. Uh
00:24:55
there's a lot of places in the world if you have a couple dollars in your pocket
00:24:59
where you can go and disappear and escape. But he did say that money is not an issue anymore. Which is a wonderful
00:25:05
thing for a human being to say, "Hey, how how how's money?" Um not an issue
00:25:11
for me anymore. >> Really? >> It's an issue for me. >> You no issue. Let Hold on. Let me think.
00:25:18
No, not an issue. But that's um good for him. him and Randy Gerber did an amazing
00:25:24
deal with their tequila brand and that's >> I think are they out of that? I think
00:25:28
they got out. >> They got out I think George I don't know after taxes but
00:25:32
>> trillion >> I think maybe got three or 400 million >> the G&P of Romania.
00:25:42
>> Three or 400 million. That's a lot of money. >> Me I got about 700 million. Can you
00:25:48
believe it? Michelle I'll be there in a second. I just want to tell these guys.
00:25:51
One, I look younger because this puppet was made a long time ago. >> Young man,
00:25:56
>> but I'm rich. >> Lip looks fat though. >> I know. I know. I know. But David, I
00:26:01
know. >> David, I want to say you're one of the best standups. And where are you going
00:26:05
to be? What's the date again for Salt Lake City? >> You know, nobody knows the dates. I just
00:26:10
keep saying cities. Michelle >> and I would like to drop by because we just think you're funnier than hell.
00:26:15
Love Tommy Boy. Love Joe Dirt. Okay. Grown-ups. All your movies. That's great,
00:26:20
>> Michelle. I said I'd be there. >> That's good. You go into those fast.
00:26:25
>> It's so easy. >> Good voice. I mean, >> they told Nancy Pelosi that she can't
00:26:30
trade stocks and be in Congress anymore. >> I like her bug eyes. Sorry. I I'll stop
00:26:40
these if the fans. >> I always read about some congressman makes 22 grand a year and they're worth
00:26:46
70 million and you go, "Well, maybe I should get into that." That's what's the
00:26:50
trick? >> Well, I'll just say this and this this is should be not political at all. I
00:26:56
mean, come on. They get so much inside information just casually about about deals. So, why should they be able to
00:27:04
trade stocks? They go, "Oh, no. We're not trading. We don't take any
00:27:08
information from Congress. What's your average return? Oh, about 70% a year,
00:27:14
but we really research it, you know. Come on. >> Yeah. Me and you are scraping mine about
00:27:19
4.1%. >> Yeah. Jesus Christ. Most most ETFs grab you maybe four, three, 4%. Carvey Christ
00:27:27
sakes. Pelosi's up there about 90% a year with no insider information. All right, that's something. Got some reetss
00:27:37
biting me in the ass. What is that? Real estate. >> I was never in that hot tub. That hot
00:27:43
tub picture. >> Oh, he got Yeah, >> David. David, let me just talk to David
00:27:48
for a second. >> That's a misunderstanding. >> Let that You saw the picture? That's
00:27:52
fake news. That's a fake thing. I was never in that hot tub. David, >> I believe it.
00:27:58
>> Do you, David? Do you really? >> Was it hot in the hot tub, though? All
00:28:02
right. >> See, I was a trick question because if he said it was then he then he was in
00:28:08
>> I like the idea the puppets talk to you. >> I know. I do like I talk back
00:28:13
>> and it doesn't have to be funny. It's just sort of like >> or does it? All right. Predictions for
00:28:19
2026. >> We haven't gotten any good stories yet, but we should give Okay, you give me
00:28:24
your predictions. Well, I know we got >> Okay, they will reboot the A team
00:28:30
on Netflix >> and David Spade will play the leader who was played by George Papard in the 80s.
00:28:38
You will be the leader of the A team. >> Oh, okay. I would do that. >> Tim Meadows will play Mr. T.
00:28:47
>> Okay. >> Who else is in there? >> Have to be black in the remake if you
00:28:52
don't want him. >> Well, I don't know. But Tim is a badass. He can fight.
00:28:56
>> Tim's still Tim is always pretty ripped. >> He's ripped, too, but he's also kind of
00:29:00
tough. He doesn't like people uh you know, I mean, he he's willing to throw
00:29:05
down. >> I think I pity the fool might sound condescending in this day and age.
00:29:10
>> Well, what Okay, here we change it. >> What would be the instead of I pity the
00:29:15
fool, I feel sorry for the fell. I understand the fool and I get what's what he's trying to do, but it's not
00:29:23
working. >> Um I admire the fool. >> Yeah, I relate to the fool. >> Well, George Papar, just in a side note,
00:29:35
he looked like he was a hundred, but honestly, I'm probably 10 years older than he was. If the Golden Girls were
00:29:41
only 33 when they shot that >> and they're playing Yeah. I think George
00:29:46
Barber's probably like 52 or something. >> Jesus, he looked like he was a thousand.
00:29:51
That's why people say, "You're old." I go, "Oh, not really." And then they go,
00:29:54
"Yeah." Well, when I was at Anderson's Fifth Estate, the bar I started standup
00:29:59
in. And they said we were all 21, right? And this guy was there hitting on all the girls, and people got mad because
00:30:07
they there was a rumor he was 44. And everyone's like, "First of all, [ __ ]
00:30:11
gross. Second of all, why would they let someone 44 in here and he was stealing our chicks? And then I thought, well, if
00:30:19
Sean Penn came in and he was 44, everyone would be freaking out and love it and all everyone love him. So, if
00:30:24
you're an unfamous 44, that's that's a problem in Arizona in Scottsdale.
00:30:29
>> Everybody, you know, you I mean, we have modern technology. You know, 70s the new
00:30:33
60s, 60s the new 50, 40 is the new 30, 30 is the new 20, 20 now. I mean, it's really like I can't see the
00:30:44
difference. There's some people, but when I go back to Scottsdale, sometimes
00:30:48
I see somebody and I see these old geysers walk by and I go, "Are you David
00:30:52
Spade? I was a year under you in high school." I go, "Wait, you're close to
00:30:58
what the Yeah, you were older than us." I'm like, "What?" Well, one of the tragic figures of
00:31:07
speech that's kind of amusing is, "Oh, how's how's Bill?" Well, he's doing
00:31:12
great. He He kind of let himself go. He let himself go. Yeah, he just let himself go. It sounds kind of gentle in
00:31:20
a way. W What are you What are you doing right now? I'm just letting myself go.
00:31:25
So, you can see people at 50 that have, you know, look more mature. Sure. Well, you also when you're in showbiz and
00:31:35
you're on camera, there is a part of you that goes, I can't totally collapse. I
00:31:40
have to do a few crunches a week, right? >> Yeah. I've got to moisturize. I gota I
00:31:47
I've got to, you know, Yeah. >> I don't want to look like a full reptilian [ __ ]
00:31:51
>> Well, that's the thing for everybody. If you can go to your 50th high school
00:31:55
reunion >> and everyone everyone walk or even 40, you know, >> okay,
00:32:00
>> and everyone walks up and that none of them has to say, >> "I'm sorry. Who are you again?" Like, if
00:32:06
you can stay recognizable, you're doing pretty good. >> And you go, "Hi, I went to school with
00:32:13
you. I just pooped my pants." A lot of people did. We're at the 50th. >> Well, he let himself go. Literally.
00:32:21
>> Yeah. That's letting him poop go. I have a question for you about >> Oh, Heather came around.
00:32:28
>> Heather, I can hear Heather. You can hear Heather on the good ones. >> I don't I don't know which one.
00:32:33
>> She's not handing out laughs to any [ __ ] >> No. No. >> You have to You have to earn it.
00:32:38
>> First of all, I do a quick >> 2026 prediction from Joe Biden. >> No. It's a people
00:32:46
time. It's a people's side. Yeah. So, >> you know, on Chinese in China, it's a
00:32:53
year of the ice cream. >> Is that real? >> No. >> Oh, because it sounded in in Malaysia.
00:32:59
It's the year of the hot fudge Sunday. >> You know, we just did Bill Mar's
00:33:03
podcast. It's I think it's coming out this week. But I forgot. We asked about
00:33:07
one of his first jokes. Here's one of my first ones I heard from him. Mhm. >> He said, "Which one has the year of
00:33:14
that? Is that in China?" >> Yeah, it's the Chinese the year. >> Chinese the new year. Yeah. He goes,
00:33:21
"You know, it's it's uh the Chinese New Year. It's the it's the year of the
00:33:25
dragon, >> but I keep writing year of the rat on all my checks. I'm still writing year of the rat. You
00:33:32
know how we always write 2025, but it's 2026. >> But it's the year of the rat." So, yeah.
00:33:37
>> Oh, boy. I got to walk you through that one. Um, okay. What I want to know if
00:33:42
first of all Minnesota's having a tough week. Um, but I will say I will say Minnesota because I I know you're
00:33:49
probably working on a Tim Waltz because >> Well, I mean political figures.
00:33:53
>> My best friend Jim Gaffigan did. >> Oh, that's right. >> He did a great Tim Walls. Um, I when I
00:34:03
read about what went on in Minneapolis and the fraud and stuff, it sort of makes my brain numb. I'm like, what?
00:34:11
That much money? What's going on, David? What do you think? >> I don't
00:34:16
>> obviously I don't know. But it seems like a little bit of if there's smoke,
00:34:20
there's fire, but I don't know how much fire. >> But Minneapolis, first of all, is a
00:34:23
great stand up town. I did >> Yeah. >> my special there >> during co.
00:34:29
>> It's great. tail tail end of >> co >> but you know these things that are get
00:34:34
blown up in cities you don't know if it's like you land and then this is all
00:34:39
you see >> is Somali's and you see corruption it's usually a little more in pockets
00:34:48
>> isolated in in pockets if there's a riot at UC Berkeley most of the campus is
00:34:54
dead quiet >> or even all the city of San Francisco you're like oh you can't go step foot in
00:34:58
there Yeah, >> but which has happened because I've gone to cities where they say are a disaster
00:35:02
and >> you know some of it I see some of it I don't because it's not the whole place
00:35:07
>> but there is there is some uh trouble in doggy land as Steve Martin used to say.
00:35:15
>> Steve Martin used to go I wrote a few books this summer I wrote uh trouble in
00:35:19
doggy land. Uh but there is some I know I don't know why I thought that was funny as a kid.
00:35:26
Um, >> I love it now. So, it's so silly, >> but let's hope they um we'll skim over
00:35:33
that. But I think something's going on up there. Who knows? >> Well, >> I think why people get mad is if you're
00:35:39
a average everyday citizen going to work and paying your taxes and you're finding
00:35:43
out this or some other situation where people get money, people get taken care of, people get help, and you're like,
00:35:49
"What about me? I'm playing by all the rules." Not me personally, but you know,
00:35:54
people that just go, I bust my ass for years and years. Where's my free? Where's my Why am I Why am I doing this?
00:36:00
Makes me not want to pay taxes. I'll tell you that. When they go somewhere you don't know, to a highspeed rail or
00:36:06
something in LA, you go, >> I I hate it. >> I know. I wish I could when I hand my
00:36:11
check over to the IRS, you know, just hand it to them. Go, hey guys, could I just say something for a second? Could
00:36:18
you I'm so glad that I was lucky in life and I made this much money and like
00:36:23
Arnold used to say, I love paying taxes because it meant I have a really good year. I made a lot of money, but what I
00:36:31
would like to say to them, >> well, could you be really careful with how you spend the money and make sure
00:36:38
the truly needy I know it's a hot take. Maybe make sure the truly needy get it
00:36:44
and not not the scammers cuz like come on. >> I mean I think co there was so much
00:36:50
billions flying that there's no way to track it all. So you just know we're
00:36:53
just going to hear about all these scams and corruption in a couple years which is tough because everyone's trying to
00:36:59
help and then it always I mean you can't even track a hundred million. Try a
00:37:02
billion try >> 20 20 billion. Where where did it go? I don't know. What are you asking me for?
00:37:09
because you're the secretary treasur of state of California. I I don't know
00:37:14
where the 20 billion went. >> Listen, if I'm in charge of 20 billion, a couple cenotes are going to my pocket.
00:37:20
No one's going to be the wiser. I mean, that's just the way it is. >> But it's nobody It's a human thing. If
00:37:25
you if you had a company that had a monopoly um a complete monopoly, they would just be a little it'd be a little
00:37:32
dysfunctional. So, HUD gets about 500 billion a year sent to it. spread it around. You know,
00:37:39
>> no one even asks what happens like >> Oh, no. You have to spend all the money
00:37:44
so you can get the funding you for the following year. You can't say, you know,
00:37:48
we're HUD. We took care of everyone. Here's a hundred billion back, >> right? That doesn't happen that much.
00:37:54
>> I don't know. I I I may run for governor. I >> Yeah, >> I would vote for you.
00:38:00
>> Thank you. >> Just to hear the impressions. >> I'll run as Al Gore. Uh, and what else?
00:38:07
Oh, yeah. Let's go to more stories. Greg, throw up a story and then I'll
00:38:10
give you some movies. >> Okay. >> Any stories? Greg, wake up. >> Mhm.
00:38:17
>> Wake up. Like our audience. >> Oh, young left. >> Wait. Young dator confront a
00:38:26
relationship killer. The swag gap. So, are they saying one of the people has a great style and one doesn't? Bieber is
00:38:34
sort of known for a style. I mean, Haley Bieber obviously looks great and she always just
00:38:40
>> Well, this is this is a classic thing of like >> Chandler and Jackie.
00:38:46
>> We're in 2026 now and women >> generally speaking have to show a lot of
00:38:54
skin. You know, men would be at a he might could be in a tuxedo, but men are all covered up and women have to show. I
00:39:02
mean, women are freezing half the time. They're just I don't I don't know
00:39:07
Heather can weigh in on this, but seems that seems very cold. Uh if if it's like
00:39:13
40° out there, but >> is it for her? You mean >> for for her? >> Well, he's wearing shorts, too.
00:39:19
>> Well, yeah, it's in this particular case. Yes. But the other thing and maybe
00:39:26
Adam, our good friend Adam Sandler was the first one to adapt, you know, really loose loose sweatpants,
00:39:34
you know, I mean, has a look or shorts and then I think all the young people just are basically doing Adam Sandler.
00:39:41
>> Yeah. I think there's comfortable. Well, I think guys can get away with even just
00:39:45
a white t-shirt or a black t-shirt and jeans and I think that's kind of baked
00:39:49
in and the and the and and the women have more pressure to sort of doll up. I do like women when they're in sweats and
00:39:55
sweatshirts and very casual. I think it's super cute, but big banana clip in
00:39:59
their hair, >> but I I don't know if this is as big of a of a problem in the world as we think.
00:40:06
The swag gap. Uh, I think it's one of those things for a story for a week and
00:40:10
then >> Well, Justin be he's worth 300 million. She's on her way to a billion with her
00:40:15
product line. So, they're probably not a typical couple to talk about. >> Is money any problem for them?
00:40:22
>> Uh, it's no longer an issue. >> What do you mean not an issue? Well,
00:40:27
it's just not a not an issue at all. >> No. >> No. >> Well, before I do the next story, let me
00:40:34
throw in my top movies of the year. Okay, >> this is a big story. My top movies.
00:40:39
>> I'm actually I'm actually curious. >> Okay, I would say at number five, The
00:40:45
Housemaid. >> Did you see it? >> I did not see it, but >> I feel like that's going to fall around
00:40:53
five. Um, I will say Beonia >> Mhm. >> is very interesting. >> I haven't seen it, but I like the actors
00:41:04
in it. Jesse Clemon Stone and Clemens. >> I like the premise of it. >> His buddy is great.
00:41:12
>> Conspiratorial guys think she's an alien or something. Yeah. >> Yeah. And I mean it's a little rough on
00:41:18
the edges. Like it's not as hard. I mean it's not as easy to predict as I
00:41:22
thought, but it's very interesting. Obviously great director. Well done. >> That's the kind that we're when I
00:41:29
because I do movies. I'm in the business. So I uh I could tell it didn't cost as
00:41:35
much as it could and >> one single location if you hold a hostage. >> It's pretty much a hostage movie and
00:41:43
>> and you go oh my god that's such a and they have a lot of dialogue which was
00:41:47
making me crazy because when >> I was just thinking of Jesse Plums he has a lot of speeches like oh
00:41:53
>> that kid that young man >> he looked really cool in it too. And Emma Stone again from Arizona again
00:42:02
does a great job. >> She just knows how to do this. She can't not be great. Um
00:42:08
>> she plays like a cocky executive and and with a lot of executive corporate speak
00:42:13
when she's talking to her kidnappers. It's kind of funny. It's It's funny in
00:42:17
parts also. >> She's uh she's something else. What was the movie she did with Ryan Gosling
00:42:22
where they're dancing all around LA? >> La La Land. La La Land. So, she gave me
00:42:27
a nice compliment at a Saturday Night Live party. She's very sweet and she >> was such a fan that we're going down the
00:42:34
hallway and she goes, "Let's get a picture. Let's redo the picture." So, it
00:42:37
was the cast I was with with Love Its and Phil and Nora and I got in a position like I did from the 80s and
00:42:45
then she took Janet Hooks's thing and really other friends around and took this picture
00:42:50
>> and then at the party she said some nice things, some really sweet things to me
00:42:54
and so I said, "Yeah, I just want to say that one of the best pieces of acting
00:43:00
I've seen in film is in La La Land when you bombed the audition and they weren't
00:43:05
paying attention to do and the way she slowly the camera stayed on her and she started to cry. I mean, it was pretty
00:43:12
spectacular. >> You know, you're good at uh you pick a specific thing instead of a general
00:43:16
thing. >> Yeah. You can't say you're just great. That means nothing.
00:43:19
>> I say you're good in the acting business. >> I just say to you, I'd say uh Dandelion,
00:43:25
that first joke that you did did about um corn dogs. >> Good guess. Nothing important. My whole special not
00:43:38
really tackling. >> It is a comedy special. >> I know it's a comedy special. That was
00:43:43
on Amazon. Meep. >> Okay. What are your other movies? Because I can't even remember the
00:43:47
movies. >> That might be my list. Let me see if I can >> What are the What are the big movies? I
00:43:52
mean, I would say for me off top of my head, I thought we weapons was >> Oh, yeah. you liked weapons, which I'll
00:43:58
I'll put in the top five cuz you like >> But I will say, and it was a conscious
00:44:02
choice on their part, because they didn't do a feel-good ending. I'm saying minimum hundred million
00:44:09
dollars they lost. >> Oh, right. I know what you mean. I've heard of movies go back
00:44:15
>> and redo it. >> We just heard this. Rob Reiner, I think it's maybe it's when Harry met
00:44:21
Sally, >> his wife. Yeah. He met his wife during the filming and then she said, "How does
00:44:27
it end?" And she goes, "I wouldn't do that." Isn't that cool?
00:44:32
>> And you Yeah. And over time she probably has that kind of thing. She could a woman could say,
00:44:40
>> right? You need that perspective to say, but a happy ending, especially a movie
00:44:44
like that is really the way to go. I mean, >> well, our guy uh Kevin Ol, he was upset
00:44:50
because Marty Supreme is another movie that is really great. um gave so much Oh, we didn't even air him yet.
00:44:56
>> And the ending >> is sort of controversial, but yeah. >> Yeah, he was blabbing. So, uh it was
00:45:05
good to hear that. So, uh yeah, that'll be >> There weren't really any spoilers,
00:45:08
though, because he said I you know, he knew he would have got in trouble, but he gave real opinions about it.
00:45:14
>> He did. He had a lot to say about the movie. It's just Stay tuned to that
00:45:18
podcast. It'll be interesting. >> Okay, so here's my summer three. I want
00:45:21
to go ahead >> hear your choice of this the summer three which was the latest Mission
00:45:26
Impossible the submarine sequence >> F1 with Brad Pitt >> Fu yeah >> or Scarlett Johansson and the new
00:45:34
Jurassic Park. Those are the three summer big movie tent pole movie >> busters.
00:45:39
>> Busters >> out of those. >> Yeah, you have five seconds. >> I mean Jurassic Park is out because it's
00:45:47
the same movie every time. Um, Avatar, the first two hours I thought it was the Smurfs movie and also Avatar that talk
00:45:56
about the same movie. I'm like, do I want to see poor James Cameron? Obviously,
00:46:00
>> poor James Cameron. >> Poor James Cameron. Money's is an issue
00:46:04
for him and issue >> and also that he he I can predict it's like the locals are being picked on by
00:46:13
some big government thing and they're shooting arrows at them and they and it's just that was the first couple I've
00:46:18
seen. the first five I saw and now there's nine more coming. If I was him, because there's a rumor he's going to do
00:46:25
this other movie and I was like that other movie sounds cooler, like Fantastic Voyage or something.
00:46:31
>> Yeah. I would divide movies this way. Movies that you connect to and movies
00:46:36
that you don't connect to. So the ones you connect to, you can go into sort of
00:46:41
a waking dream state. And that's what a great movie is for. And it's an individual taste. If you're inside Three
00:46:48
Days of the Condor, you're just inside this fever dream of this great movie.
00:46:53
Um, Avatar is not on that list for me. 2001, Alien. Um, >> great. >> I mean, you know, James Cameron, he's
00:47:02
brilliant, you know. Um, so, but I of the three, you know, the one that got me the most was a Jurassic Park of those
00:47:11
summer blockbusters. >> It did. I thought it mixed it up enough and I got I got connected to the movie.
00:47:18
Uh I also I enjoyed F1. All three did well because >> how many people are going to go to a
00:47:26
movie theater when they've got a 75 in you with surround sound. So they the fact that they
00:47:32
>> have that not everyone else. >> Uh money's not an issue but even you
00:47:36
know for a homeless person money's not >> my new book. >> Money is not an issue.
00:47:42
>> Yeah. or that's your next special. >> That's a good special. [ __ ] I gotta do
00:47:46
another special if I got that title. >> But I will say this right now as a blink
00:47:50
thing. >> Yeah, >> without giving it away. Housemade might be the the movie that I connected
00:47:58
to the most. >> A Sleeper. Wow. Okay. >> And I'm going to see it again. Okay.
00:48:04
>> It I'll bring my wife because um and I won't give it away, but it's just
00:48:09
something. It's It's surprising. It's emotional. >> I'll see it. I'll see it. Then we'll
00:48:15
talk and we can give it away. But are you gonna see it at your local Beiju up there?
00:48:19
>> I did see it at a theater up here. Stadium seating. >> They have up there.
00:48:24
>> Oh yeah. Stadium sitting in the back in the dark. Popcorn lightly salted. Little
00:48:30
ice cold so soda. >> Cell phone clicked off. >> Silent. >> 35 minutes of previews. Yes. 40 minutes
00:48:40
of commercials. >> She didn't believe him, but he wanted to kill her. You know, come on movie.
00:48:46
>> Then Nicole Kidman clip Klopp walking her heels. AMC, we got it. You sit down.
00:48:52
Get lost. Move on. >> Nicole Kidman is a force of nature. I don't know.
00:48:57
>> You know, my favorite is the Dolby commercial. It's like Dolby sound. They
00:49:01
show they interview directors. I'm like, do I have a choice of the sound in a
00:49:04
movie? I Why are you selling this to me? I'm here. I didn't make the movie. I'm
00:49:09
not gonna go pick Dolby. I don't know what's going on. >> They go, we do all our movies in Dolby.
00:49:15
>> In Dolby sound. >> We used to do it. >> We used to have a system called Loud
00:49:21
Sound. >> Yeah. >> Loud Sound was the loudest sound you can get. Now we have Dolby. Now we have
00:49:28
Shaker Brain Sound. Sometimes it's right on the edge. Sometimes it's kind of like
00:49:34
>> It's so loud. I wear earplugs. Don't even >> Do you really? Geez, dandy. Geez,
00:49:38
dandelion. >> Okay, I put two little bucket. >> But but but we had Paul Fig on our
00:49:48
>> Oh, there you go. We have Paul Fig on our And now I'm saying that maybe his
00:49:52
movie was the one that I got me the most this year. Sydney Sweeney, too. >> Wait, Heather, tell me before we move
00:49:58
on. What was the movie you said I liked? >> Oh, I was just asked about Marty
00:50:02
Supreme. >> Oh, Marty Supreme. I didn't I didn't see it yet, but I will. So, my top movies
00:50:08
are at number five, Housemade. I didn't see >> is up toward the top. I did see.
00:50:14
>> Mhm. >> And the other ones we don't know yet. >> Uh, should we throw a bone to our buddy
00:50:20
Jack Black? Because when he came on, writ >> Minecraft. >> Oh, Minecraft.
00:50:26
>> And we broke Yeah. We did you I Yeah, but we broke down the numbers for him
00:50:31
and he goes, >> "It'd be great if it went to 800 million." I said, "It's going to a
00:50:35
billion. Guess where it just crossed about two weeks ago." >> A B 1 billion.
00:50:41
>> I did like that he did Anaconda, which I probably will see because it's a comedy
00:50:45
and there's just not that many that. And I like him and I like Paul Rudd. So
00:50:49
>> yeah, that sounds like something that would be funny. >> And also like they're making Anaconda.
00:50:53
They're not just doing the movie. They're like it's like a behind the
00:50:55
scenes or something weird. I like the angle. >> Uhhuh. I I love um Anaconda movies where
00:51:02
someone's uh being swallowed and their legs are outside the jaws going like this.
00:51:08
>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> GET A GET A ROPE AND THEY NEVER >> in the JLo one. It it got her.
00:51:15
>> You remember this part? And it was squeezing her so hard that her butt kept
00:51:18
getting bigger. >> And then the box office receipts got bigger. And then the snake goes, "Ooh la
00:51:26
la." Then he forgot what he's doing and he left. >> Yeah. And the snake's eating a mouse and
00:51:31
kind of goes, "What?" >> Yeah. How big are the mice you have to feed that anaconda? It's 80 ft long.
00:51:39
>> I don't know. It's a rough life for an anaconda. He's got a tire in there. He's
00:51:43
got a small refrigerator in there. I mean, he's constipated. I mean, it's not
00:51:48
a good life. What they They don't know what they're eating. >> An old radiator. He's like
00:51:54
Okay. >> Yeah. So, that's and then predictions. Any quick blink 2026 predictions?
00:52:01
>> No. We do have more stories, but let's see. >> Oh, let's let's get let's get a story.
00:52:06
Give me a give me a story. >> Give me anything. >> Mhm. Oh, yes. >> Oh, how Sweden repairs potholes. This is
00:52:14
needed on Fairfax and Los. I like this. Is that part of it or is that a song? >> They just spray it and that's it.
00:52:27
>> They spray it with tar, right? >> But then what? Then >> if you look, there's not really a
00:52:31
pothole there. But they're demonstrating it that you fill it up and make it smooth.
00:52:35
>> But does it how how soon does it dry? You don't you have to coordinate.
00:52:41
>> Really? >> I don't know. >> Oh, that was a pretty good guess. Well,
00:52:45
it's Yeah. All right. Well, maybe I'll just buy one of these machines and then
00:52:49
casually at night go down there and go. >> Everything's coming from the sky now.
00:52:55
Grocery, everything. Asphalt fixers, horses will be delivered, everything. >> It's a good biz. Oh, watch this one.
00:53:01
This is funny. This is a This is a weird one and you're going to like it. >> Hear the world changing news that David
00:53:11
Spade and Dana Carney skied last week down the tallest mountain in Antarctica. No one has ever skied down it. This is
00:53:18
in the center of Antarctica. And that is David Spade there. You can see he's
00:53:21
quite professioner at skiing. A lot of people are like, I knew David Spade was a comedian. I knew Dana Carney was a
00:53:27
comedian, an actor laborer from the Hollywoods. We didn't know they could ski. Well, they can. Uh they had their
00:53:33
stuff shipped up to the top of the mountain. Um because they I'm going to call up it with skis on their backs.
00:53:40
This is them hiking up it. They're also fantastic. >> 35,000 views. She's getting more because
00:53:46
this wasn't an easy mountain to summit. Everyone can't believe that was our guy
00:53:51
helicopter delivering their skis. And then you can see here from this view, uh there's Dana Carvey right there in uh
00:53:58
and he is very good at skiing as well. And I just want to say to both of them, you're inspiring. Three versions of my
00:54:05
last asking what's next? What are you guys going to do next? Everyone's asking
00:54:09
>> we do next. We're going to make a video about you skiing down a hill. Okay. How
00:54:14
about that, >> dude? I'm still sore from that cuz my quads really took it on that drop.
00:54:20
>> I actually uh my legs were so oversized for my body, I have to kind of hide
00:54:26
them, you know. >> I remember I went golfing with Sandler once and I had just basic running shorts
00:54:31
on. He goes, "Carvey, what's with your legs?" Because they from running. I was
00:54:38
like a T-Rex. I had no upper body and giant legs from running. He sometimes when we're bored it's laid
00:54:46
on a shoot. He talks about your legs. >> Uh I like him now because you don't want
00:54:52
to have little pins at my age. You want to have big stout chunky legs. >> I have Carrie Underwood legs. I'm not
00:54:57
worried about me. Other people's words. >> Uh they're a little feminine. Yeah. I
00:55:03
>> Wait a second. Shaved. >> When you hosted SNL did, weren't you
00:55:07
kind of barelegged or something? >> I did. Uh, I hate when they make you take your shirt off on us now. I can't
00:55:13
stand it. >> Well, he can't make you. >> I go, I have to. Lauren will get mad.
00:55:18
>> Um, I take my shirt off all the time. You just don't see it. >> Lauren takes it off halfway through read
00:55:24
through. Anyone else hot? >> Um, it'd be really nice if 2026 started off with like a really good show as
00:55:34
opposed to a bad >> funny sketches. Uh, Marcelo, maybe Sebastian. >> I love when because writers really don't
00:55:45
like reoccurring as much, but when Lauren got a hold of a hit, you'd be like, "Oh, could we do a bush?" You
00:55:51
know, it's like, >> yeah, senior. But yeah, Marcelo should bring bring him back
00:55:57
>> and put him in a situation like he's at a car wash or something where he does
00:56:01
all his >> a regular job or something. >> Yeah. or he's in some situation that's
00:56:06
that you wouldn't expect him to do all that stuff, you know? >> Maybe he gets a traffic ticket.
00:56:12
>> You go in my car over here within the L, you know? I don't know. >> He has to ask the cop if he can get out
00:56:17
so he can do all his [ __ ] moves. >> Yeah. >> I have a question. Can I get out of the
00:56:22
car, sir? >> Well, that's good. He's got a reoccurring impression. That's good.
00:56:26
>> Yeah. All right. Well, let's wrap it up on that. Um >> exciting to see you. Um, and uh, thank
00:56:32
you for listening everyone. The numbers are phenomenal. We're doing great. >> We're doing We're just unbelievable.
00:56:38
Every time I go on the chart, I go, "Really?" And then I always look at the
00:56:41
podcast rank behind us. That's my guilty pleasure. I'm like, "Oh, I can't believe
00:56:45
it." 128. >> No, we don't. >> When you see someone that's bombing,
00:56:52
it's too stressful. >> There's There's three million of them. 128's awesome.
00:56:57
>> There's literally three million podcasts. Yeah, >> we aren't 128, so don't think that.
00:57:01
>> No, no, no. That's the some of our people we know. We're >> okay.
00:57:05
>> We're killing it. >> Crushing. >> All right, listen everybody.
00:57:08
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00:57:15
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