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And my line was, "David, I [ __ ] you not. I don't think even Daniel D. Lewis could
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score this. I am jamming. I am jamming. Cut." >> That's good stuff. He's like, he's like,
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"Here's 20 bucks." I'm like, "You get on this mother effing roof in the summer in
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Arizona and do anything. You just climb up the ladder. Give me 20 bucks." >> I agree. I mean, um,
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>> we've got three people right now that agree. Me, you, and her. >> I mean, I'm not literally, you know,
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think about like this is white. Am I white? No, I'm I'm splotchy. >> No, they don't.
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>> Do you have a problem with my hat? [laughter] >> No, I like it. >> Well, what I found out was it's it's
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Reebok. Thank you. Thank you for your sponsor. But it's embedded. >> It's Reebok.
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>> Yeah, but you can't really see it. There you go. >> Yeah. Oh, it's I kind of like that it's
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just black. Um, >> it's a it's not it's like when Rob Low wore the one to the Super Bowl that said
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it just said NFL on it. [laughter] It just said like he didn't want to pull for one side of the other and lose fans.
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>> Well, it's uh the thing I was doing before and this is really important for
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people. Um like your trucker hats like they'll sit tall on your head >> which is the way you want. You don't
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want them like coming down, you know? And like this one I'm not going to wear
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working out. So it gets all sweaty and mouthwarm. So it's kind of sitting >> more like a trucker hat. Anyway, that's
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all I got on the hat. That's a great way to start. >> A great start. We've we've gained
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millions of followers off that. >> Yes. >> Grab them at the top. >> At least at least at least 100,000.
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>> Well, my trucker hats I want people to know that I know they mostly look
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stupid. Some look cool, but most of them look stupid. But I still wear them anyway. I don't think they look stupid.
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I wouldn't say >> some are too high up and too jify pop and I don't like that. Sometimes that's
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on purpose with people. I don't like it. But >> well, it is a look, right? You're not
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the only one. But you kind of are a little bit famous for wearing them. >> Well, sometimes my hair looks is so bad
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I'd rather just look dumber in a hat. It's a tough decision, but I do that.
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>> Oh, yeah. I mean, our us >> Jippy Pop. >> Does he know? >> Does Greg know what Jippy Pop means?
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What do you think? >> Oh, >> what he know? H I'm going to say no.
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>> Oh, do people not know that because we're so old? >> Greg, do you know what Jify Pop is?
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>> Heather, you know what it is. >> Heather, do you know? >> She knows. Yeah, he does.
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>> Oh, Greg says, of course. So, it's So, can I just ask a question? >> It's still in stores. You can get it,
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right? It's still in stores. >> I think it's So, it's a flat >> aluminum pan and you go
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Yeah. And then it grows. >> It's like a >> still made and sold today.
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>> What is it made out of? The >> Well, it's aluminum tin foil and the the
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popcorn is in there unpopped and you go like that and then it the funny part the
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as a kid it would just grow grow grow and then you >> popping on the inside.
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>> Yeah. So the what I do now is I'll do spinach reverse jiffy pop. So, I put it
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in and it's gigantic. And then the more I stir it with the olive oil and all the
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stuff I do, it goes down into almost nothing. [laughter] We just got bigger on screen. I just saw
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myself up close and it's [ __ ] rough ride. So, your anniversary is this week?
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>> Yes. My anniversary? Yeah. is this week. Yeah. Yeah. What about it? What do you
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got a point of view? >> Borderline personal. [laughter] >> Yeah. Well, you know, 43 is not that
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exciting. You know, what do you do at 43? What's up? You know, >> 43 is uh
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>> is that uh sandpaper? What's What are you supposed to give someone at 43?
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>> I don't know. She gave me a hug and said, "You're you're my favorite
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husband." I don't really there's been many others. [laughter] >> It's nice when you're at ease and it's
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not like I got to go out and get this crazy presents all the time. We just have You guys are both very cool people
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so it's a chill vibe. >> Yeah, we might go see housemates because she hasn't seen it. I'm not saying it's
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the >> I'm just saying it's entertaining. I >> I will say I >> Yeah, go ahead. I want to I want to ask
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you a question. In terms of the gore factor when they're doing stuff, do you
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think it's still kind of not horror show? It's still slightly funny even
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though there's some stuff that's like that. You know sense? >> Yes. I went and saw it since our last
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podcast and Paul Feige. >> Yeah. Our buddy >> was on the show >> and he was here to talk about
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housemates. So >> I felt like as my duty not to say before we interview him like a normal person
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joining the Marines. Okay. Go ahead. [laughter] >> As my duty, civic duty.
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>> Mhm. >> Um to see Sydney Sweeney naked, I said I should go see Paul's movie
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>> and >> like Amanda Sigfrieded, which I say wrong. >> Greatress
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>> and there's a guy that's the lead who I don't know, but very good looking.
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>> Anyway, >> we should we should get his name. Heather, Greg, could you look up the
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name of the male lead because he's he's awfully good and he's been around in a
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lot of stuff, but let's make him a household name with the numbers we're
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getting. >> We'll make him a household name. >> Yeah. Overnight. Uh, so I saw it and I
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thought it was it had some humor in I don't think it's really a gory horror
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film. There's moments, but I didn't really think that. But I just thought it
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was one of those >> I mean it's Paul Fee who's done so many he's a comic and he's done so many com
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comedies that aside from even bridesmaids >> uh that he was uh how do you say his
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name? Brandon >> Brandon Senar [laughter] >> Why did we even try? I don't know. We
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[ __ ] ruined it. >> It just popped up and went away. Ski [clears throat] Laneir. See, it's s k e
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l >> Oh, like >> Heather confidently says it possibly wrong. >> Brandon Brandon Clener. All All the
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acting is great. It's just one of those fun movies of a someone going into a
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house that's dysfunctional and sort of a thriller like what's going to happen.
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There's violence a little but it doesn't lean on it. Um >> there's sexual themes.
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>> There's sexual themes. Yeah. [laughter] Hey, it's Sydney Sweeney. It's in her
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contract. And she's really good, too. She can What's interesting about her as
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a casual fan, >> she can really mouse herself down. She can be sort of the girl next door kind
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of playing or she could go full bling and do the other thing. So, she's got a
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wide, you know, >> I thought she the only surprising thing to me, she's obviously very cute. She
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played it very under [clears throat] the whole thing. She wasn't like over the
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top or anything like that. She was very >> which I liked. And Amanda and obviously
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and she's great um actress and the guy who is kind of the reason >> Brandon. Yeah.
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>> Agent say to change your name [laughter] just to make it easier >> like Brandon Boxcar would have been
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better. I'd remembered. Boom. [clears throat and laughter] Got it. >> Brandon Brandon Rackom. Brandon Rackom.
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>> Ricky Rackom. >> Yeah. Ricky Rackom. But uh it you don't know if something's silent with it. S K
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L N A R because if if if it's it's Slener, but you got the K in there. So
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anyway, he's awfully good. So, you know, it's Paul Feige, our buddy, you know,
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our really good friend. >> Keep saying he's a director. >> Uh he's the director of the film and it
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does start end it starts and ends with him. I mean, he is directing it and they he got great
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performances and it's it's just a fun movie. I don't want to say it's like
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Gone with the Wind or Apocalypse Now, but it it's awfully entertaining. >> If I have to say one criticism, am I
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allowed? >> Yes. A hair lengthy, but that's my overall problem with the lot.
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>> I would say without giving it away is that you're right. So it its third
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act was kind of elongated because it does have some things you don't see coming.
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>> And so when you a normal thriller movie like that would end at point whatever.
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This one does extend but when it's extending it's full of twists and turns
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you don't see coming. >> Word [clears throat] is they're doing a sequel also.
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>> Are you starting to get it? >> I'm starting to get it and the more you
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break it down the more I sort of understand it. That's something I've said to John Love it.
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>> I know. I've heard you say that. >> Starting to get it. [laughter]
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>> Hey, we put that one down a squench. >> Yeah, >> we run a multi-million dollar operation
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over here. D, we put millions into this. >> What do you look like? >> Uh, thank you. Um, this place,
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>> we call this podcast Brown Door. [laughter] >> The Brown Door Diaries.
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>> Brown Door Diaries. >> People say, "Hey, that that podcast is
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great if you're a [ __ ] woodpecker." Well, [laughter] that's why I'm going
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full woodsy and I'm going black, red, black. And >> you're Woodsy Al. Remember Woodsy Al?
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You know what he did? You know what his phrase was? >> No. Who? >> Give a hoot, don't pollute.
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>> Oh. To give a hoot, don't pollute. Okay. What did uh Smokey the Bear say?
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>> There's more to Woodsy. He had a song. >> Oh, okay. >> Woodsy spread the word. Never be a dirty
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bird in the city or in the land. On the land. Help keep America looking grand. [ __ ] yeah. Woody was a
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bit of a star in the day. That was cool. Smokey the Bear scared the [ __ ] out of
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me because I'm like four years old. I'm watching TV by myself. Suddenly this
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cartoon bear points at me and says, "Only you can prevent forest fires."
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Only >> only me. I weigh 30 pounds. How am I going to smother it out? You know,
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>> only you, Dana, why are you still sitting there? [laughter] >> Only you and David Spade can prevent
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>> Yeah, let's transition. >> This is the one year of the forest fires
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in LA. >> One year. >> Where was Smokey? Where were you? >> You could have fixed it. Now, nothing to
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be joking about, but it is a year anniversary. It's all over the news. >> Mhm. I remember we were starting Bus
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Boys. Applause. >> Bus Boys 2029 coming [laughter] toward you. >> Yeah.
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>> In 2030 after the next four avatars, you'll see a preview to Bus Boys
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[laughter] >> and Chico, California Drive-In. A special screening, >> one screen only [laughter]
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>> and one speaker that fits in your driver's side window. >> It's getting there. I know it's it's
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>> I'm working on the music. Theo's working on the special effects. We don't have
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that many. It's not >> I like it. Is there gonna be a robot in it? >> I don't know. I'm like, no, I don't know
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what it is. We have rabbits and >> it's you and him. It's it's it's you
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bake the cake and throw it out. >> It's light summer fair. >> So good. We need
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>> aside from the heat around Bus Boys. There was heat in LA and in a year later
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there's so much chaos about it. >> Literally nothing went right. I mean,
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they're still not building that many things. They uh >> Oh, yeah. What? I wrote down something
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that happened. >> Takes time. I don't know how they It's just so sad that
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>> Oh. Well, well, the big trick was $100 million was raised in a fire benefit
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with huge acts. You know what I mean? Rockstar. I remember that benefit. Yeah. Made made a lot of
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>> going directly to the victims. So, so far nothing has gone to the victims. So,
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that was a big problem. >> Where is the money? Is it with the Somali in Minneapolis or [laughter]
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>> It got funneled. They go, "You're good with money. You guys can handle this
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under." >> Yeah, you're good. Just give it to you guys. >> You know what you're doing. [laughter]
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>> Yeah. So, that's frustrating for everyone to say the least. And I don't
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even know what NOS's do, but it it went into little funds where they decided
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what to do with it and sometimes that goes into some red tape and different things and uh salaries and it doesn't
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quite get to the people. So, >> now they're going to build some of it for low-income housing, which I mean
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kind of makes sense. It's not what everyone wanted that lived there, but I get why they do that stuff. Um and but
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but not doing permits like they're not really helping people rebuild quickly.
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>> Um it's very tricky. I don't know the minutia of it, but first of all, it's
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like all the wires and the gas lines and all that and then it's just getting all
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the debris out while keeping that stuff intact and then actually breaking ground
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and starting to build and then certain neighborhoods are completely decimated. So, do you try to do it all at once?
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You're bringing in water. I I know it's complicated and I don't know what but
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where the 100 million what is a good question because that fix it. You should know how to fix it.
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>> All right. Okay. So, you clear the houses out. You get all the electrical
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and water really really good. And then you you bring in a lot of wood and a lot of carpenters and a lot of stuff. Well,
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you go and you design the homes and then you build the homes, >> right? Well, there's Aladina.
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>> Labor Day, it's done. >> That's That's what I'm thinking.
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>> Uh, Aladena, Palisades, Malibu, you know. So, I told you I used to have a
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house there >> fully [ __ ] toast, fully just in crumbs. >> Um, but you shouldn't joke about it because
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people >> We're not We're not trying to joke. We're a comedy show joking
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>> uh about the tragedy. We're just we're kind of we're frustrated like everyone
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else that there's not more progress being made. Well, because then then here
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come it's like >> the same broader problem with people paying taxes in California when they're
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building a hundred billion dollar train to Sacramento, San Francisco area that I
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don't know if everyone's clamoring for it when you could take 10 billion and
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probably fix a lot of problems in California, but they keep pushing this 10-year thing about the train. That's
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just one of the crazy things. the homeless, they lose 20 billion, but they want more money for it. That's why
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people get tired of paying tax and going, "What are you doing?" Gavin Newsome just vetoed a bill asking for an
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audit of where the money for homeless goes. He said, "Not a chance. You're not
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going to see that." [sighs] >> That's >> Well, I don't think anyone could
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disagree with this. There are states, I don't have them off hand, [laughter]
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>> who basically you go to their website and they tell you where all the money is
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going. Yeah, >> line by line. Maybe it's thousands of pages a year, but you can see where it's
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going. So when there's he's behind the curtain, don't pay attention to Gavin
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Newsome. You know, >> it's a little bit >> frustrating because you go, you can't
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ask for more. I mean, if someone's if you're if you're in a household and
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someone's blowing all the money, you go, what are you spending it on? Don't worry
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about it. Just give us more. You go, >> well, I'd like to see some [laughter]
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something. And if it's fixing homeless, great. But don't just take it and then
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be like homeless has gotten worse. You go >> it's like you just excuse me Kevin
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excuse me. Um could we ask where uh the 20 billion went or >> That's a great question but no
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>> G. I'm sorry. We're >> That was G asking. >> Was Gar a little bit of G. But
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[laughter] I told Wayne I'd ask. I'm just wondering if you know where the 20 billion went.
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Uh, we're looking into it, but right now we don't have any answers. But my main
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message to you is just ride around in your AMC Pacer and get some red rope licorice cuz we ain't telling you
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diddly. >> Red rope. [laughter] >> I I could probably go through 20 billion
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on DraftKings during the playoffs because I'm so bad at betting. >> Yeah, I've heard I've heard that about
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you and I said, "No, I'm not going to spread rumors." When I tell people I won
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$100 and I brag, I don't mention I lost 900. >> No one ever does that. They always talk
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about their wins. >> Here's what I won. And everyone goes, "Oh man, you're you're living the high
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life." [laughter] >> I know what I'm doing. I I took the algo. Actually, if I was smart, I would
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bet and use chat GPT or use whatever just to say what are the best odds of the best teams and players and do it
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that way. someone bet a lot of money because you can bet on anything and I don't know if it was a
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Bitcoin site or something like that but they made a bet where you could you know
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you're gambling that Trump that Maduro would no no longer be in power by like
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January 31st or whatever the date was and they made the bet like three hours before they started the mission
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>> oh I know the inside info yeah >> yeah they said it was a guy his last
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name was Hexis but he he No way. [laughter] >> No, I'm kidding. >> They have a predictive This is the best
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invention. >> Predictive gambling. So, it's not gambling. >> You're predicting the future.
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>> Predicting events. Yeah. It's not like >> you think Avatar will make over a
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billion dollars and you say, "Okay, I'm betting >> $100." And they can do that legally and
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you're not >> sports betting. It's some loophole and those stocks are uh skyrocketing.
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>> Yeah, you can bet about anything. You could bet how long will Avatar be in
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theaters? >> Yeah. >> Yeah. Will David When is the next time David Spade will wear a blue sweatshirt
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on the podcast? You could bet that. >> When will uh Dana stop talking about
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Housemade? What year? [laughter] [clears throat] I can switch to Marty Supreme anytime
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you want. >> What decade will Bus Boys come out in? [laughter] >> Was Bus Boys ever actually real?
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>> Yes. Was Bus Boys Will we find out Buzz Boys was never shot? >> It was just [laughter] you and Theo in a
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room laughing your asses off. I think everyone's going to think that we made a
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movie. No, I could. Uh, okay. I saw The Pit last night cuz it's all the rage.
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>> Oh, The Pit. this [ __ ] doctor show. Yeah. >> Do you know about it? It's actually
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really good. It's a That's a bit gory, but it's actually >> Oh, they do they show like operations
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>> and legs and things and Yeah, it's >> [ __ ] Last night I was watching What's
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Up Doc? What's the one where it's a female doctor? >> O'Neal. No,
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>> it's called Doc. No, it's just called Doc, but it's exactly the pit. I mean,
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>> a doctor show >> Grey's Anatomy. >> They all have a hook. I don't know what
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this one is. might be she goes in the past and remembers something from 10 years ago, but it's just the same thing.
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A guy has a problem. Oh, are they related? Let's get 10 cc's of Ringer's
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lactate. And so that's all it is is a fastmoving hospital and then the problems of the doctors. But what is the
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pit? Is that what that is? >> The pit. It just at least the first episode just takes place in the most
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radically packed hospital emergency ward. So it's no >> move coming through.
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>> Yeah. coming through. He's got a leg guy and then they're like get a C5474
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>> hematoma hematoma lobos we need some liposine rhy for CC clear okay patient
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is you know I mean it's very detailed but it moves really fast and it's uh
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>> it's like er >> Heather the the name of the lead sorry no >> it's no wy right
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>> yeah was it Wy or Wy >> Wy because he's from ER it's the same
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thing >> and he's great the the acting's great and everything is great
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>> er again everyone It's er >> but with with with you know live streaming kind of gore you
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know I mean >> is it all in one day? >> Yeah I think so. >> I think
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>> but I don't know if the whole show is like that just the first episode. Yeah.
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>> I don't want to give this away about Buzz Boys but it's all in two hours.
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It's just a reality show. We just all it's two hours in the day of a bus.
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>> Well as far as medical shows and I don't know if this is true because this is
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very successful. I guess it's Hulu's going to do one about an extremely handsome doctor called Brad Pitt. So, um
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>> Oh, it's there's The Pit and there's Brad Pitt. >> The Brad Pit. Brad Pit is just a show
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about a really [laughter] handsome dog. >> It's a guy named Brad Pittsburgh.
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>> By the way, is >> I like puns. >> Is the pit because of Pittsburgh?
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>> No, they call it the pit and he gets in trouble. I don't know because he he just
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says it's the suckiest place on earth, I think. I miss you. >> Well, maybe it is part of Pittsburgh.
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You're right. And they call, "Welcome, welcome to the pit." You know, so
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>> the first day they go, "You're new here. Welcome to dog [ __ ] town."
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>> Right. And the they have these interns following around and they have to see
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all this gore and blood and everything and one of them passes out and stuff like that.
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>> Well, if you're if here's inside Hollywood stupid [ __ ] If you're
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pitching a show to Netflix or one of the networks, >> yeah, the showrunner is probably the
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most important. If you're going to do a show like this, they will buy it off a
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showrunner. So, if you're doing comedy and [snorts] you go, Tina Fay is going
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to produce it and write it with me, >> blah blah, >> they're looking at that more than the
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star. you would like a star attached >> or one or two, >> but they want a whole package because I
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think anyone can walk in and say, "What about a crazy hospital where it's very
00:24:33
fast moving, but who takes care of the doctors and their problems?" And then everyone
00:24:39
goes, "Ah." And so that's a very general idea, but you get the guy that did er you get this
00:24:47
and you get no wy and you get some super smart people and a great director that knows how to shoot that [ __ ] It's very
00:24:54
hard and the actors have to be that dialogue is flying and you can't >> and they're all good. So somewhere in in
00:25:00
the that the chain of command, the producer, the director, the writers, and the actors said, "Let's make a next
00:25:07
level hospital emergency room show." >> Yeah. where it's >> what's the next version that people will
00:25:12
be in. >> Yeah. And it's very it's very compelling. I have to say, you know,
00:25:17
>> I bet er would look slow right now because it was great at the time, but
00:25:21
what's next? What are we doing? What's Tik Tok? Everything's got to go faster.
00:25:25
>> Yeah. Everything everything's faster. They don't have commercials, you know,
00:25:28
just bam bam bam bam. So with with, you know, with er it'd be like, >> damn it,
00:25:35
>> we need some oxygen stat. And that and now a word from Kellogg's Cornflake, you
00:25:40
know, right in the middle. So, >> well, you might not know this day and you know a lot about
00:25:44
>> people don't remember commercials. Go ahead. >> But I did a spin-off of Facts of Life,
00:25:49
which is an old show. >> Oh, you? >> And I played a med student. >> Well, wait a minute.
00:25:56
>> 25 grand. It was so juicy. >> What was it called? >> It was a fact of life spin-off pilot.
00:26:03
>> Was it called Fster Hall? No, >> it's called the little pit. I [laughter]
00:26:08
worked at a hospital >> and No, I worked at a hospital and Richard Grio was on this I'm I'm giving
00:26:15
away my age. >> He >> Let's go back to 1959. >> It was Natalie from Fax Life.
00:26:23
It was Mickey Rooney as a child. No, I'm not that old. It was Natalie from Fax
00:26:27
Life, >> right? and she spun off where she moved to New York >> and then she has roommates and she lives
00:26:35
with a bunch of people. I'm one of them. I'm a do I'm a med student.
00:26:39
>> Greeko was a great looking >> pilot. >> So I did the pilot and in the pilot I
00:26:44
have to come home. I'm the goofball. But then at the end I'm on the balcony and
00:26:48
like a little fan on me like this. She's like what's wrong? I'm like I lost one
00:26:53
today. And it's like first patient I lost and it's really moving >> exist anywhere in nature
00:27:00
>> I'm sadly I think so and then we'll play it next week and then I I lost the
00:27:05
patient and then I kind of lost the show for it. I think my acting really there's no losing going
00:27:12
on. Nothing >> and the guy that was the good-looking kid immediately when that didn't get
00:27:17
picked up got his own show called Booker and he went on for five seasons as a superst. It's always humiliating. You
00:27:24
walk in, you're reading for something, and then you see 10 guys that kind of
00:27:28
look like you, and you go, "No one has a chin. They're pretty short. [laughter]
00:27:33
>> They're kind of cute." >> What are all these other squids doing
00:27:37
here? [laughter] >> It's like, "Oh, so this is how if you walk in, everyone's muscled up and like
00:27:42
6'5, you kind of know you're in the right place." >> No, the worst times I've gone in for
00:27:46
like the good-looking guy, you know, Dana Mos, I go up for hunk parts. >> Yeah, I remember. goes this uh local
00:27:53
hunk surfer walks in and and I'm in the room with all these goodling guys going
00:27:58
I hope to god we're not all reading for the same thing and they're like what are
00:28:02
you reading for he doesn't have like a dopey friend and I go no I'm the guy man
00:28:07
surfs up and they're like yesesh I go how we're reading all five scenes they
00:28:13
go we're just going to read one line from one that's all we need today that
00:28:17
is a trick in an audition there's five scenes you memorize all night It's
00:28:20
impossible. You get in, you got them all ready. You read the first scene and they
00:28:24
go, "Thank you." [snorts] I go, "Well, there's four other ones. I'm really good
00:28:28
in the fourth one. It's the best one." Like, >> good. >> I think we have our answer.
00:28:33
>> Well, I would eventually I realized I had no power because I wasn't on TV, but
00:28:37
they were sending me out to audition a lot. >> So then what I would do was I would
00:28:42
never have a picture. So I'd be the guy with no 8 by10 because that seemed kind
00:28:46
of weak. Here's my photo. So I also would crumple the script up and put it in my back pocket even though
00:28:54
I'd studied it and made my choices. I bring it out like what is this again? >> Good.
00:28:59
>> Where again? >> Yeah. >> But you know what are you doing all
00:29:03
this? >> I read for Paul Newman, you know, and Joanne Woodward. I tested for Amadeas. I
00:29:10
did a pilot with um Seinfeld guy, Michael Richards. Yeah. >> You wanted to play Charlie Chaplan's
00:29:17
friend. >> I played Yeah, I read for Chuck Chaplain part two. >> You auditioned for that that old movie
00:29:24
where you hang on the clock. They had a fake clock there and you be like >> with Buster Keaton. [laughter]
00:29:30
>> Well, I did get uh Tough Guys with Bert Lancaster and Kurt Douglas. >> I swear to you, and I'm not even lying.
00:29:37
Last night, my buddy goes, >> "Let's watch Tough Guys." >> No, he sent me a picture of Blue Thunder
00:29:42
and he goes, "How did I not see this?" And how did I not know Dana was in it? I
00:29:46
go, I don't know. A lot of people know this. It was it a year? >> It was stupid. I just I don't know what
00:29:51
I was thinking, you know. Okay, I'll read for Blue Thunder. >> Of course, take it.
00:29:56
>> So, I read it and I got a little confused. I'm reading with James Fentino. I read it and I got confused
00:30:01
and I adrove home to the valley. I drove an hour away. There were no cell phones. I got
00:30:07
home and they called me and said, "They want you back." You know, >> you got to go back and read again.
00:30:13
you're in the finals. I had to drive back. So then I got the silly thing and
00:30:18
then I was just >> Quinton Wonderlo in a helicopter with a helmet. A fake helicopter they sh
00:30:24
>> That was your stupid name. >> Yeah. And all my lines were literally
00:30:28
like James Fentino go jam him Joffro. Cuz I my nickname was just another frustrated observer. Joff jam him. And
00:30:35
my line was David I [ __ ] you not. I don't think even Daniel D. Lewis could
00:30:39
score this. I am jamming. I am jamming. Cut. [laughter] >> That's good stuff, dude.
00:30:45
>> And then I got fired in front of >> Damn it, Joffo. >> Damn it, Joffo. Jam. I am jamming, Jim.
00:30:53
But >> jam it up your ass, Jim. >> James Fantino liked a cocktail. So, he
00:30:56
had styrofoam cups this big. I thought they were water. So, he gets out of the chopper. I go, "Fuck." You know, he goes
00:31:02
down the ladder. I go, and it was straight vodka. >> I love it. [laughter]
00:31:06
>> And then basically the day I got fired, they said, "Dana, come down." The whole
00:31:11
100 people are there. I'm in the outfit. I got the helmet on. I take it off. I
00:31:15
come down the fake helicopter and they go, "You're fired." So, I had to walk in
00:31:19
front of everyone. The Walk of Shame. And I went to the wardrobe guy was super nice. And I I was I was a little I
00:31:27
wanted to be fired. I think that's why I got fired. But I said, "I I do comedy.
00:31:31
I'm actually kind of funny." He goes He goes, "That's all right, son." Put his
00:31:35
hand on my shoulder. That's okay. And then eight years later, right after I got off of SNL, I was at an event and he
00:31:41
was the the wardrobe guy and he goes, "YOU WERE RIGHT." >> OH, that's great that that came around.
00:31:47
>> Isn't that a cool story? That'll trend. >> Yeah. What about James Franino? Was he
00:31:51
in my favorite show, Long Street or not? >> I don't. >> That was a little baby. He played, I
00:31:57
think, a blind detective. >> Did he? >> Why aren't they redoing that?
00:32:01
>> He does. >> Blind detective who doesn't know [ __ ] >> and he's solving crimes. Yeah. In an
00:32:07
allnew sightless. >> No. Long Street. >> Long Street or Blind Street.
00:32:12
>> And I remember in Variety they said Long Street. It's a long shot to get picked
00:32:16
up. [laughter] >> Was that a western? >> No. He had a dog and he was just so It
00:32:22
was around the era of Nightstalker. >> Darren McGavin. >> Oh, I love Nightstalker.
00:32:27
>> I'm so [ __ ] old. I'm sad. >> And I love KJack. Yeah. >> Go Jack
00:32:32
>> with the lollipop, you know. >> [ __ ] yeah. Who loves you, kid? [laughter]
00:32:36
>> Who loves you, baby? >> Look, it was Analog Time. Every single millennial, Gen X, I don't even know all
00:32:42
the flavors. They all worship the Analog Time. They watched reruns of Gray's
00:32:47
Anatomy, like millions of them, because there's no live, you know, all that. So,
00:32:53
there's no >> Let's get to some top stories. We would talk about the Golden Globes, but it
00:32:57
just happened and we didn't see it, >> right? Well, I'll make a >> Nikki Glazer did great.
00:33:02
>> Nikki Glazer did great. That's a good one. All right. What's this? [laughter]
00:33:08
Read it. >> This is Rutgers professor says whiteness is going to have an end date. We got to
00:33:14
take these [ __ ] out. I agree. >> I agree. I mean, um, >> we've got three people right now that
00:33:21
agree. Me, you, and her. >> I mean, I'm not literally, you know, when think about like this is [laughter]
00:33:26
white. Am I white? No, I'm I'm splotchy. >> No, they don't mean us.
00:33:31
>> They don't mean us. So, >> no, there's people out there that are
00:33:34
annoying. >> Yeah, we got to take these [ __ ] [laughter] out. Well, at least it's
00:33:38
colorful. It's uh very clear. >> It's clickbaity. >> It's clickbaity. And Rutgers is a very
00:33:45
reputable university. >> Listen, Whitey's having a rough go of it lately, but let's keep going. Let's see
00:33:51
cuz we're taking a few shots. There's a there's a woman that gave a speech and
00:33:56
she kind of came down, but I might agree with her, too. Where's that video? >> Mhm. Danny, you're really white. I'm
00:34:02
like I'm sort of blending. I'm like, >> uh, if you get up close, I'm blotchy.
00:34:07
>> Okay, this is New York Mayor. >> She works in Mandany's administration.
00:34:12
>> Tenant >> tenant director. I don't even know what that is. Okay.
00:34:15
>> Housing, [snorts] you know, rent. >> I think the reality is is that for
00:34:20
centuries, we've really treated um property as an individualized good and not a collective good. I don't know what
00:34:27
that means. And we are going to and transitioning to treating it as um >> a collective good and towards a model of
00:34:34
shared equity >> will require that we think about it differently and it will mean that um
00:34:41
>> families especially white families but some POC families who are homeowners as
00:34:45
well um >> are going to have >> a different relationship to property
00:34:50
than than than the one [laughter] that we >> different relationship. >> Yes. I actually saw this and my wife and
00:34:56
I kind of went, "Yeah." So, we're starting to foster a different relationship with our property.
00:35:03
Ironically, and bizarrely, I got a letter from the governor's office saying that Paul and I qualified to move into
00:35:10
your house. >> My house? >> Yeah. It was just some they put it in a computer like how 2000 or something. But
00:35:17
>> that's a new relationship with my property, which >> I am. I'm going to I'm rethinking my
00:35:22
relationship with my property, you know. >> What does it mean, do you think, though?
00:35:27
>> I don't know. I mean, I saw Dr. Shivago is this famous movie. Doesn't date
00:35:32
people, >> but the uh Soviet Union is forming and they're they're they're taking over and
00:35:38
they just go into people's houses and go, "Get out. We're going to put nine
00:35:43
families in here." So, it sounds a little bit like communism, but I'm not saying it's a bad thing. I'm
00:35:51
rethinking my entire relationship with with property. >> I don't know how many bedrooms you have,
00:35:55
but you might be able to only have one person moving with you. >> You're looking at it. [laughter]
00:36:02
>> Superman. >> Well, Superman can sleep in here. >> He can stay. No, I I That's New York,
00:36:09
though. I think >> Yeah, that that's that's New York. and they >> and it's all smooshed in with all these
00:36:15
places. So trying to figure out ways to >> he won the election and he's a socialist
00:36:21
Democrat and so he's just doing that brand. Bernie who I kind of admire has been of that political stripe for his
00:36:29
whole career. >> Don't proceed. Don't proceed. WE DON'T HAVE WE HAVE PLENTY OF MONEY but it's
00:36:37
not in the right hands. But I get it. You know people like >> I get it. We keep We didn't have famous
00:36:43
billionaires back in the day. We didn't have as many billionaires. >> We didn't have any.
00:36:47
>> Yeah. So, >> I don't think anyone was a bill. When I grew up, my friend, this girl I liked,
00:36:54
>> her dad was a millionaire. We thought at school. We had no proof. We went over to
00:36:58
his house to see him. >> Mhm. >> I honestly wanted to see what he looked
00:37:01
like. And I swear to God, we went over there and I'm like, it's like seeing an
00:37:06
alien. I'm like, he looks like regular people. They're blending in. [laughter]
00:37:13
>> He He walks. He talks, but >> he talks like a normal thousanda, but
00:37:17
he's a millionaire. So, I thought, do you have a million dollars? Like, where
00:37:21
would you even where where is it? Is it? And I'm looking in rooms. >> Inflation.
00:37:27
>> Where's a pile of money? Uh, and then he goes, "Do you want to do some work on a
00:37:32
house this summer on my roof?" And I'm like, "I can't ask for a million
00:37:37
even because I think that's all he has." I know he's going to pay us a lot.
00:37:41
>> And >> that was not that was not the case. >> Oh, that's how he got to be a
00:37:45
millionaire. >> He's like he's like, "Here's 20 bucks."
00:37:47
I'm like, "To get on this mother effing [ __ ] roof and in the summer in
00:37:51
Arizona and do anything. If you just climb up the ladder, give me 20 bucks."
00:37:55
>> Yeah. No, in those days, I mean, my first job, well, first I when I was 18,
00:38:00
I went to McDonald's and they said, "You can sweep the parking lot."
00:38:05
>> And the starting wage was a buck 35. And I said, "If you give me a buck 40, I'm
00:38:10
in right now." >> Right now. >> And they said, "I I gotta talk to my
00:38:14
boss." >> So I eventually I got a job as a dishwasher at the Holiday Inn. And guess
00:38:20
what? 260 an hour. >> You got that much more. You doubled it. >> 260. But it was 260 dishes an hour. I It
00:38:30
was I was drenched in sweat. I had a giant thing I'd run them through because
00:38:35
it was holiday and breakfast. just piles. I would eat off the plates. >> The boss guy who hired me came back
00:38:42
every 20 minutes and say, "Are you going to finish your shift?" >> Cuz the last 10 guys tapped out. Said,
00:38:48
"Fuck this, man. Not for 260. I'm going to drench the sweat, cut my hand with my
00:38:52
Hobart 3000, eating French toast. That's just off a thing." >> I ate everything off when I was a
00:38:58
dishwasher. I ate everything that came through. And when I was a bus boy, I ate everything I took off table. Not a
00:39:03
question. >> I was a bus boy, too. But we called ourselves table maintenance personnel
00:39:08
managers, you know, gave us some, you know, a little bit, you know, >> a little more juice.
00:39:12
>> Gave gave us a little juice. So, we were both dishwashers. We were both bus boys
00:39:19
>> and we were both on Saturday Night Live. >> Yeah, it's funny. We have a lot going
00:39:22
on. >> It's funny. Funny little. >> Okay, so next one. Let's see what else
00:39:29
we got. >> Yeah, we're doing so. >> We're doing so good. We're so
00:39:32
>> proud. This is just funny. [laughter] >> And your Venezuela guy >> in jail and Diddy's doing his hair in
00:39:45
braids which is hysterical. >> I know. >> And they took my oil too. He says for
00:39:50
the people. >> So that's just a funny pun and it's a funny cartoon.
00:39:54
>> I forgot people don't they only if they only listen. It's Diddy doing his hair
00:39:58
and he says he took my oil too. >> Yeah. You have to I mean >> simple to the point funny look.
00:40:04
>> Last week I was observing that that Trump you know he was criticizing George
00:40:10
Clooney in kind of a Trump way like he's never really been in a movie. He's quite
00:40:15
frankly not a movie star. He's won like two Oscars. And I thought what's the
00:40:19
ultimate? It's like if uh Hussein Bolt attacked Trump would Trump would be like
00:40:25
he never ran very fast. He's not even very fast. So you look at him, he's
00:40:30
quite frankly he's very slow, you know. >> Quite [laughter] frankly, it's the
00:40:34
funniest thing. It buys him a little time when he's talking. >> Oh, he never runs out. He just goes goes
00:40:40
goes. >> That's unreal. What about he wants Greenland now? >> Well, he wanted it. He made some inroads
00:40:46
[laughter] before and then then he went he got Canada shiny object >> and now he's back. Now we have a treaty
00:40:53
with Denmark regards Greenland signed in 1951. that allows us to build any kind of
00:41:01
military base we want there. And Greenland's people today said, "We'll do
00:41:05
whatever you want, but could you ask nicely?" >> Yeah. >> Trump said, "We're not going to take
00:41:10
over. We're not going to blow anything up, but we could we put some bases. We'll get the rare earth." The rare
00:41:15
earth. And if you think about it, you look at Earth. Rare Earth. We're going
00:41:19
to get rare earth. It's not easy to say. I don't think JD Vance can say it. We're
00:41:23
going to get the rare earth. We're going to give you 2% off the top. 2%. That's a
00:41:28
lot for Denmark. It's a little tiny country of a jelly. >> I know. [laughter] He says Greenland
00:41:33
only has about 148 people. He always lowballs what what's going on. >> It's got like 45,000.
00:41:39
>> Yeah, that's still low. >> But I do think the traditional thing is
00:41:43
you go in, you get the rare earth and you spread it nicely with with the peoples,
00:41:47
>> right? You cut them in, give them a little wet the beak a little bit. But it
00:41:51
is a little weird if like 400 years ago some people from Denmark in a canoe went
00:41:56
there. It's like a billion miles across. We claim this for Denmark for all time.
00:42:02
>> We get this. >> We get I [laughter] mean it says you got to you got to go fast. We should have
00:42:08
gone to like Russia like we put a flag on the moon. Do we own the moon? I don't
00:42:13
know. >> You know, do we own the moon? It's a good question. >> We should have said that then if we said
00:42:17
it. >> Can I ask you a question? Please. So, because uh my mind it's I have hard time
00:42:24
wrapping around this. So, in 1969 with a slide rule and a tin can and a hope and
00:42:28
a dream and scotch tape, we put dudes on the moon. And now with all these advancements, 75 years later, NASA
00:42:36
finally said, "We're going to put four astronauts in a thing and they're going
00:42:41
to circle the moon and land again." Hey, it's 1968. We did that in 1968, I
00:42:47
believe. So what? >> I know. They said we don't have the technology anymore. They lost it. I'm
00:42:51
like >> lost it. Where is it? At Arby's in the parking lot or something.
00:42:55
>> Yeah, they lost it. Someone's [clears throat] pocket. >> We had the We had the all this. We can't
00:42:59
We just They fell in a sew pipe. >> By the way, we didn't have an iPhone.
00:43:04
We've done all this stuff. We can't figure out how to get back. >> No, the computer way. Yeah, it was like
00:43:10
a Yeah, it's >> And they had a hard line that there's no delay. Hey, how's it going on the moon?
00:43:16
We're here, man. It's all good. >> But but honestly, for must-sea TV with
00:43:22
digital television, put some dudes on the moon and some women. Build a little hotel or something.
00:43:28
>> Yeah. Love Island. >> Just call it Love Island Moon. And and make it the biggest show.
00:43:32
>> Love Island Moon. >> Love Island Moon. They don't have gravity. Everything stays up. The men
00:43:37
who have a problem downstairs, they don't even know because the gravity goes
00:43:40
up. >> The gravity. And you look at it, you think about it, everybody's talking
00:43:45
about it. Quite frankly, I think it's a great idea. >> I like I like when he wants Greenland
00:43:50
and he goes he's like Michael Jackson when he used to walk on those places like Maxfields and he's like one of
00:43:56
those one of those sir that's not for sale. Okay, three of those and I want that. All right, send them. And they're
00:44:02
like these aren't for sale. You're in a park. I know. Well, [laughter] just rich. just [gasps]
00:44:08
uh well, we just have our own spin on it, but it's it's it's not boring out
00:44:14
there in Trump land and we're making moves. You know, >> we make fun of everyone.
00:44:18
>> We take over. If we don't like them, we come in in the night and we have a
00:44:23
little thing where we can turn out the lights in the city and then they're all
00:44:26
they're, you know, the helicopters come in low and it's like a really really
00:44:30
good assault. By the way, our friend Marcelo Hernandez, uh, I'm going to go,
00:44:35
I think, see his special tonight. He is in town and, um, >> he said he wants to come on. We haven't
00:44:42
had him on, shockingly. So, uh, >> Oh, yeah. He's great, man. I just love
00:44:46
he does he's he's uh >> he's good on that show. He's a new
00:44:50
Kevin. >> Great on the show. What was the one that we love? Oh, he did a Sebastian.
00:44:53
>> Sebastian, >> which really really popped. >> The special is out, I think, now. So,
00:44:58
yeah, that's good. All right. What other story? We'll do another one. Even though
00:45:02
we're doing two month, we're doing so good. >> Someone has a heart out. Here we go. A
00:45:06
teenager is facing criminal charges after sticking googly eyes on an 88,000 sculpture.
00:45:14
>> Who decided that? >> Well, can't you take the googly eyes off? Why is What is the What's Why were
00:45:19
>> they can't because it'll chip the paint. >> Oh, so the sculpture. So, he [ __ ] the
00:45:24
sculpture. And >> by the way, let's back up and say I'm an artist. Let's make a royal blue pelican.
00:45:31
No, penguin with a gut. That's my next big project. And uh I don't want to ruin
00:45:38
Yeah. Bad posture. >> Penguin sad with uh distended belly. And then but I don't want anyone messing it
00:45:48
up. >> And then he puts it in the middle of a park. I always see stuff in parks. I'm
00:45:53
like, we did not pay for that. I hope we did not pay for that. And then I don't
00:45:58
like people ruining things, but this is not the worst. >> Well, what are you going to do with the
00:46:01
kid? Bring him to court? You know, Bill Bill Swinson, do you uh >> how do you
00:46:07
>> freely admit guilt to putting googly eyes on a distended belly plastic penguin in Wilson Park last Saturday.
00:46:16
>> He pleads down to regular eyes. >> Yeah. I didn't even know they were
00:46:20
googly eyes, man. I just found I found them on a on a trash can. No, they were actually on the playground and I found
00:46:26
the good guys and I said, "Maybe I'll attach it to that stupid penguin thing."
00:46:32
Yeah, >> you're out of order. >> Yeah, that royal blue eyesore. But
00:46:37
artist is also, is it worth 88? Who's deciding this dumb fee for this artwork? I don't know. I
00:46:45
changed my mind on modern art when I was at the museum of whatever [ __ ] [laughter] you know, and there was a
00:46:53
there was a painting that was 50 feet wide and like 15 feet tall. It took up the whole thing, pitch white, but one
00:47:03
red dot in the middle. Now give me a million dollars. Come on. >> I'll buy it. Right.
00:47:09
>> That's what you call fake art. Okay, it's fake art. Well, every when people
00:47:13
say art is moneyaundering, it sort of makes sense because these rich guys go back and forth and say, "I'll give you I
00:47:20
bought a painting for 40 million. I'm going to sell it to you for 70 million."
00:47:23
>> Yeah. >> You get for 100 million. >> And and that's the one thing you can't
00:47:28
really put a price on. So, say, "Oh, that's not worth that." You know, cuz if I buy a car, I would love
00:47:35
to write to the IRS and say, "I spent 2 million on this uh 68 Nova." And if it's just a regular Nova, they
00:47:43
go, "No, it's worth 2,000." >> Well, here's >> if it's art.
00:47:48
>> Here's the deal. The I remember Dennis telling me once, "Cra, in the end of the
00:47:53
day, Carvy, it's about planes and paintings." Now, there's there's
00:47:57
trillions of dollars sloshing around in the global economy. all these newly minted millionaires and billionaires.
00:48:04
They've got the multiple houses. They've got the multiple G5s, but there's only
00:48:09
like maybe 10 five or 10 bas. You know, there's a built-in scarcity and it's kind of some of the collecting
00:48:20
you've done. It it you tend to make money on these things if you have the >> if you can prove it's scarce and it's
00:48:26
real. Yeah. Even baseball cards, all that. I do like that stuff better because there is a finite number of
00:48:32
them. But when you go to artwork and you feel like you're being clowned, like
00:48:36
these people that just spray paint, they have a crowd. They just throw paint on a
00:48:40
wall or they're on a swing. And I'm like, is this really that hard? I mean,
00:48:43
>> now you can use AI, you can use projectors, you can tape, you can squeeze, you can do whatever. When I
00:48:49
retire, which I won't till I'm 95, but when I do, I'm going to just do visual
00:48:54
art. >> Yeah. >> But you're actually good at it. >> Well, I just like it. I don't know if
00:48:58
I'm good at it, but I do like it. And that there are no rules. It's kind of
00:49:02
like with music. You can pitch a voice. You could the AI can do the music. It the the creativity. Like right now, we
00:49:10
should probably announce this. It's probably awkward to do it at this point.
00:49:14
>> Time. Yeah. >> Well, I'm a digital AI reproduction of Dana Carvey. I know I look like him.
00:49:22
Really cool looking and really funny and all that, but I'm not him. And that's
00:49:26
David's digital rep. So, we've presented this. Um, >> no, I'm still
00:49:32
>> chat GBT. [laughter] >> I have chat uh THC and I ask it to do stuff and it goes, "Oh my god, I just
00:49:40
woke up. I can't [clears throat] do it." Um, >> okay. That's a pretty good,
00:49:43
>> by the way. Pull the blinds. Ask me again in 1 hour. [laughter] >> But at some point, that is possibly
00:49:50
real. We know that people doing podcasting, their ads are read by AI. That's that's do that's happening right
00:49:58
now. They can do your voice and do your cadence. We do all ours. >> Hello. [clears throat]
00:50:04
>> Yeah, we do all ours. We grind. >> Hello, I'm David Spade. And they go,
00:50:10
"No, Chad GBT. No, David Spade from, you know, Tommy Boy." >> Who's that guy?
00:50:17
>> Hello, I'm David Spade. Chat GBT. That sound nothing like him. No, David Spade.
00:50:22
You've seen him on Letterman. Okay, let me try my next voice. >> Rackom.
00:50:27
>> Rackom. Oh, I'm David Spade. [laughter] >> There you go. That's more like
00:50:32
>> Now that's that's Spade in a nutshell. >> All right, let's do one more great
00:50:37
story. >> One more great story. >> I know you've got a heart out.
00:50:40
[laughter] >> I got a heart out. I'm not going to >> No, actually, I'm doing Hotel
00:50:44
Transennsylvania stuff. >> You actually have a reason to go. You're going to another job. I have to go
00:50:49
somewhere. >> Yeah, you're going to >> Let's see. I don't I don't know what
00:50:51
this one is. Let's see. It says Ringo Star. >> Star was at Manchester airport and there
00:50:56
was a UK Tik Tocker there called Ed Matthews was on live stream and Ringo Star. >> Ringo Star Ringo Star just casually
00:51:04
walked up into the live stream and started talking to him >> and he didn't even recognize who Ringo
00:51:11
was. >> You what mate? >> Take a look at this. >> Yeah, mate. >> Yeah, mate.
00:51:16
>> Oh, no. Oh, you're not on the radio. >> You're right, brother. Where you from?
00:51:20
>> I'm from Liverpool. >> Oh, really? I've just come from Manchester.
00:51:23
>> Ah, we must be brothers. >> I know. Is it real? Cuz I do that. >> Who is that?
00:51:31
>> Oh. Oh, from Liverpool. Uh, the boys. >> Peace and love. >> Peace and love. The boys. There we go.
00:51:38
Peace and love. Peace. >> Oh, you got the balloons. Look at how you did it, Dana. Look at that.
00:51:43
>> Now, I think that might be real because the guy just goes He's too worried about his stream.
00:51:50
>> And then when Ringo's standing there in like an airport ready to fly or
00:51:52
something, whatever he's doing. >> And the guy's the Ringo guys covering
00:51:55
the lower part of his face. >> But it is Ringo. Yeah. >> Oh, it is Ringo.
00:51:59
>> That's why it's interesting because he goes up and then he goes, "Must be
00:52:03
brothers." >> Yeah. >> They were like brothers. Peace and love.
00:52:06
>> By the way, you wouldn't give that fake of a laugh to a real beetle. He goes,
00:52:09
"We must be brothers." and he goes, "Haha." I'd be like, "We [laughter]
00:52:14
can't be brothers, you know." >> Yeah. I'd pop a stitch on that one. And
00:52:18
then then he kind of drifts off and then he's reading the stream and he goes,
00:52:21
"Beetle Ringo. What do you what do you say?" >> He goes, "Ringo, what?" And he's like,
00:52:26
"Oh, that was Ringo." Now, is it a riveting story? No. That's not what we
00:52:31
do here. Well, I read a thing the other day and it was I think it was um Sean Lennon being worried that the Beatles
00:52:40
could be forgotten. >> Will the Beatles be forgotten? And um >> it'll be a long time because Beethoven
00:52:50
and you know Mosart haven't been forgotten. >> They're still >> there's still tribute bands for
00:52:56
Beethoven. The Beatles are are something that happened that shouldn't have happened even even to them. It's it's
00:53:03
it's too much variety, too much exploratory music, too many barriers crash through, too much influence on
00:53:10
music. So, I'm sorry. I'm a Beatle fan. And you know what's weird? I'm the only
00:53:16
one. >> There's only one. I'm I'm the final one. Conan a little bit. You
00:53:22
>> Well, the be Yeah, I am a big fan. Did Beethoven Beethoven is so >> so influential they named a dog movie
00:53:31
after him? >> Well, and also his greatest composition >> is literally
00:53:43
he did it with one finger. He was having a soda pop on the other side. >> Sod pop.
00:53:48
>> Hey Toin, you got a new song? Yeah, I think aum. That's genius. Never forget.
00:53:55
>> That's it. >> That's it. And then >> I read for Amdus. I tested for Amadeas.
00:54:04
I was very close to getting that part. >> The guy who played >> Moart favorite movie.
00:54:10
>> Really? >> Huh? >> She told Dustin Hoffman you were in Tootsie, which is my third favorite
00:54:17
movie or something. >> Tootsie really holds up for the type of movie. >> So good. Tootsie is great. Charles
00:54:24
Durning. >> I I love Tootsie. If I don't care where you're from, you'll laugh at Tootsie.
00:54:29
>> Yeah, you'll love Dusty in that. Dusty was so good in that. >> Mrs. Robinson, you're trying to seduce
00:54:39
me [laughter] as Adam Sandler as Benjamin the graduate. >> All right, let's wrap up. I think we did
00:54:47
good. I was going to say I'm with Nikki this weekend in Vegas. if anybody's out
00:54:51
there. And after that, it's Wisco, Pittsburgh, Nashville. There's a lot of them.
00:54:59
>> This weekend at Caesar's Palace in Vegas, which by the way, I did a
00:55:04
corporate dating there. It's an incredible [snorts] theater. And it's a theater.
00:55:07
>> You play the Coliseum. >> Yeah. And the stage is slightly goes like that, but there it's it's such a
00:55:13
cliche, but there's no bad seat in the house. The way they built it, everyone
00:55:18
feels like they're right on top of you. So, it's great for the audience and
00:55:21
great for you. And >> Nick, >> we did promos in there and I was like,
00:55:24
"Oh, this is it. This is so cool." But I think I I went to see someone there and
00:55:29
I was like, "This place is going off." >> It's It's cool. It's a It's a very It's
00:55:34
probably the coolest venue. It's big, but it's not too big, you know? That's
00:55:38
what she said. >> So, next time I will tell you how it went. We'll talk about it.
00:55:43
>> Oh, excellent. All right. Well, >> okay. Have a good day. Happy anniversary. And uh
00:55:47
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00:55:51
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