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So, I went backstage and I saw Queen Latifah and I was like, "Oh my god, Queen Latifah." And she spoke Spanish to
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me and um I was like, "You speak Spanish?" And she was like, "Of course."
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Like, you know, she's just she's that she's the coolest. >> Look at me. No impression. I speak.
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>> I pulled it. >> That's your queen. >> And he was he was Mexican. I can't
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believe I'm sitting here. >> No, I said that so fast. >> I can't believe it.
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>> Wow. >> I heard it. >> You heard it right here. I'm next to I'm
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next to Dana Carvey. >> I don't know what he was doing. Oh, sorry. David P. There he's
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>> like I think Oh, wow. >> Jesus. >> That's Sebastian. >> I just got booked on a bigger podcast.
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>> What a loser. >> So, we've got Marcelo Hernandez. >> Marcelo Hernandez.
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Um, >> he's he's a spark plug from Saturday Night Live >> Saturday Night Live. Yeah.
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>> Yes. >> And we did a sketch with him. We did a sketch church lady with him and David
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did his now infamous >> and Hunter Biden. Paula, my wife loved your hair by the way as Hunter Biden. So
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whatever that was, do that. >> You know, it's funny because my almost my hair like this, but it was still a
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wig. Uh because they really want to nail it perfectly and get the hairline everything. Uh and Sarah Sherman was in
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that with us as Matt Gates. So anyway, Marcelo, we don't know him that well. Uh
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we watch his stuff. He has a special out on Netflix, but I I really get along with him. He's a fun dude. He stayed
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after we went to lunch and then last night he was at the comedy store. We all went
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over there and just goofed around. Super fun. >> Talk about when I was there last fall, I
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did a sketch for, you know, because I was asked to be in this weird show. Oh, he does like a telephone
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and and I came out and I went all out and played a dead silence and he he talked about we talk about that. It's
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funny. >> I like how you say it haunted you for months. >> You know, you're just sort of it's just
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sort of a strange feeling, you know, when you commit that hard, but the the sketch is really funny because it's so
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bizarrely abstract like anything could happen any second in it. Um, >> I like you broke it down to camera
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angles and writing and where everyone was and the placement. >> It's so interesting to hear that stuff
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about a sketch and then you and then you go watch it. People watch on >> YouTube uh hang out with him. You know,
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he's he's a man with a plan. He's he's uh you know, he's just kind of uh at a
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point where he's starting to get really famous, so on. So, >> new movie with Kevin Hart coming out.
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He's got a lot of stuff happening. >> Very humble, nice guy. Yeah. >> Here he is. Marcelo,
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>> I want to go for a long time and then and then we're having lunch, right?
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You're buying me lunch. >> Oh, Jesus. >> We're going out for lunch. You said
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>> we can if you want. >> Is this your kind of mic drop? You've been running running. Are we recording?
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>> Yeah. >> Did you do anything canceled on this? >> No. >> Okay. Cuz I can't wear it if you decide.
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>> It was called a hit show across there. >> I'll do my Koi Hans for you.
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>> Whoops. >> What are you going to do? >> Yeah. Well, just a Koi Hans. Uhoh.
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We have We have to hope he knows all of our old [ __ ] >> Someone is getting famous.
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>> I can't turn on the TV and not see him crushing on SNL and the Grammy.
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>> Oh yeah, >> it's a twofer. >> So anyway, our guest today, I had to do
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it, but we know each other a little. >> I know nobody applauded, but we don't
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usually >> We'll put it in later. >> No one ever applauds. Yes. Great. Well,
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I will say you have two guys in here that can only be described as what? What? You know, they both look like they
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say >> this one's had co since I met him. And this one >> got it.
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>> This one has lupus. >> Oh, no. >> I made that up. >> Okay, good.
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>> Sound funny. Is that not a funny word? >> So, uh, anyway, we we should say that
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when I was on SNL for that 10 weeks, >> that's where we got to know each other a
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little bit. >> Got to hang out. You gave me a sweater. Remember? >> Oh, this is a sore subject.
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>> Yeah. >> Why? >> No, it's not a sore subject. >> Did you tell people that I bullied you
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out of the sweater? >> Not at all. >> Yeah, he did, right? And I took it off
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his back. Give me that. Do it to me. I'll let >> It's very me. People go, "Oh, he's a
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people pleaser." I've decided no. I'm nice. Does it have to be negative,
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>> but I already liked you a lot. You were so cool. And like you I But here's what
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I want to know. We're at a We're a photo shoot for the New Yorker magazine. No,
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that's >> is that SNL is >> where I hung out with Christopher Walkan.
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>> Yes. >> For like an hour by myself with him. >> You were doing so many bits to him.
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>> Yeah. >> A lot of bits to Christopher Walkin. >> But this is funny for old people. I said
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to him, "Do you paint?" to Christopher Walkin. Do you paint? He's 82. Of course
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I paint. All old actors paint. Quote, just like that. >> It's true. So anyway, so
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>> I want to address that I'm wearing sunglasses because I'm trying to send
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the message that I did have I went to a party last night. >> Oh yeah, you were at the Grammys. I went
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to No, let's I mean, this is because you're coming out Thursday. Whoops. We
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don't We're pushing you. Don't hold it. >> No, nobody holds Hernandez.
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>> It's immediate. We'd release it live if we could, but just really fast. Why
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didn't you have a shirt? We're at this photo shoot and there's place all of a
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sudden you're shirtless. Go. Does anyone have a shirt? >> That's my first time ever like dealing
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with like um a photographer that has like an an artistic idea >> and um >> it was scary. I don't know. I get scared
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with stuff like that. I don't know what to do. >> Wait, you didn't have a shirt when you
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came? >> Yeah. No, I had a shirt when I came and they were like to take it off
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>> maybe. Yeah. >> And then you could find a shirt. >> Where do I intersect? I walk in to look
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for my clothes and you say to me, >> I say to you, I I um I need a shirt if
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you don't mind. And uh because I came in with like they took essentially I think
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I like I don't know what happened. I must have messed up my clothes. >> Were you roofy? Messed up your clothes
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and somehow they got lost. >> Yes. And then I didn't find and I needed
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a shirt. >> You told me to take my shirt off. >> I like underdressed to this cuz I was
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late and I was scared I was late because it was like a bunch of famous people there. So we showed up late and it was
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cold out and I didn't have a sweater. So I asked, "Can I please have your
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sweater?" And you were like, "Of course." >> You said it to me right at that moment.
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Walkin said liar. But anyway, no. Then I said, "Fine, but all I have is a crew
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neck sweater, $19 from Gap, >> 100%." >> Happy to give it to him. Fit perfect.
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>> Fit perfect. Still have some of your hairs on it. >> Whoops. >> DNA.
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>> DNA. >> TMI. >> This sweater is nice. >> No, but I it I just they discontinued
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the sweaters. That's the only thing. >> Oh, no. But it was from Gap, so
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>> a certain fit. Yeah. All right. That's my story, David. >> Uh, let's go over the Grammys. Back to
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you, David. >> Let's go to the Grammys. >> Let's go to the Grammys. Any highlights?
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Anything? Any Chateau Marmont party? >> Dude, it was cool. Um, yes. To Chateau
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Marmont. >> I went to there. Um, >> it's um it was probably like my first
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real like Hollywood, >> like real Hollywood outside of SNL. Yeah. Like, and I presented. So, I went
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backstage and I saw Queen Latifah and I was like, "Oh my god, Queen Latifah."
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And she spoke Spanish to me. And um I was like, "You speak Spanish?" She was
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like, "Of course." like you know she's just that she's that she's the coolest.
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>> Look at me. No impression. I speak better now. >> I pulled it. >> That's your queen Liva.
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>> Go now. I'll skip that one. Go ahead. >> Um but yeah, so many like and Olivia
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Dean won this award and then she came off stage crying and then she had the moment with like somebody on her team.
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It's like you you've won a Grammy and they're just crying and jumping around.
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So it was like an emotional evening I think in general. And uh um cuz there was a lot of young artists winning felt
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like a big like, >> you know, >> Olivia Dean is new. I barely had heard
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of her. Don't go by me, but she seems like gorgeous, cool, funny, and she had
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a good >> What popped in the room? I'm watching on TV, but what where did people go?
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Because I have a I have a >> What popped for me on TV the most, >> but in the room, was it Justin and the
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Boxers or what was it? Um, I feel like it's I feel like a lot of stuff pops because I didn't know it was in an
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arena. >> I thought it was like Critics's Choice where it's like a theater smaller. This
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is in a full on arena. So, they're happy to see everyone. There's a bunch of fans
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all up in the thing. The the celebrity area or whatever, the the nominees and stuff and presenters. It's a small
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group, so people go crazy for just about everybody. Um, so yeah, it was a lot of
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that. a lot of like during the commercial. I've never been before, but what I saw is during the commercial they
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you get up you get up and you say hi to the people and you go I'm a fan of yours
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and all that stuff. Um, >> and they bring in seat fillers. Sometimes when people win, like at Gold,
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they leave if they win or don't win, and now they bring in seat fillers, so it
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never looks empty. But there's less and less populated stars. >> Seat fillers. It's a sad thing to watch
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sometimes cuz they sit down. They I saw I saw this one girl, she's a seat filler. She sits down. The guy goes,
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"Can I get you something to drink?" One of these guys. And she's like, "Yes,
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I'll have a water." And the guy goes, "No problem." He hands her the water and
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she goes She goes to put her lip to it. And then somebody goes, "UP, UP, UP. NOW
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get up now. Out >> and then somebody famous sits there. So that that was a lot.
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>> So funny. It is very sweet. >> I'm a filler. And then they take them
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away. Oh >> at the SNL50th they gave me a juicy front row seat and then uh they go she's
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like it's you then Bill Murray and Brandy Caravan go great. So I sit down and it's empty and they're like five
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minutes. I'm like and then they go everybody sit down and then I'm waiting
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for Bill Murray. Then this [ __ ] seat filler comes in. He goes, "I can't
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believe I'm sitting on a seat." I go, "No [ __ ] [ __ ] I can't believe it
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either." >> And he was he was Mexican. He goes, "I can't believe I'm sitting here."
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>> No, I said that so fast. >> I can't believe it. >> I heard it.
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>> You heard it right here. I'm next to I'm next to Dana Car. >> I don't know what he was doing.
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>> Oh, sorry. David P. >> This is why I don't do impressions. >> You're dirty.
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>> No, it was a hint. It was just like a hint. Yeah, it was a little >> No, he just said I
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>> me pain. >> Yeah, >> from lice out. >> No, I will say
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>> from lice out. >> Oh, I thought I said ice out. >> No, no, out.
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>> From ice out. >> From ice. Get out. You work there. Maybe. I don't know.
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>> I work there, >> you know. >> So, >> it says, did you get people because
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you're emerging? And this is my theme of this podcast. People coming up to you
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going, "I just got to say >> cuz you're new to that club. You're
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you've seen a million celebrities SNL, but then all in one room." >> I can't tell you
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>> who fanned out the most on you. But go ahead. >> I don't know. I can't You can never tell
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if it's real, >> right? >> You can never tell if they really know
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you. But um if they say like you're funny or something, you're like, "Okay,
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at least you know what I do." But I think it is crazy. So like I went up to
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Queen Latifah like a child and I was like, "Queen Latifah, I love you. It's
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so nice to meet you. I think you're amazing and we we love you in my house. Um, and then she's like, "And I know you
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and you are very funny and I love what you're doing and thank you for bringing,
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you know, the Latino energy to SNL." And I was like, that those moments are
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surreal to hear them. >> And then you said to her, "Do you uh do you know the character Domingo? Do you
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know it?" >> No. >> And she goes, "I got to go. I'm Queen
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Lativa." >> And you start doing the Domingo dance. >> Yeah. What's that?
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>> Not that. No, he has epilepsy. Um, >> you can't even dance in the impression.
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>> Domingo is uh cool. I mean, he populates the show, right? It's a very
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>> I think he's he's uh retired. >> Have you toned it down on Domingo? You
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said maybe >> Well, it's not mine, so I don't >> Oh, they only Oh, they write you in it.
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Oh. Oh, you're not in charge of it. >> Yeah, but that I mean I can't say that
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it didn't like alter the course of my life. Domingo. >> Well, it's the way you're doing it. They
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they didn't get James Austin Johnson to do it. I mean, it had to be you. It's me
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>> because >> cuz he's Latino >> and it's me and it's me and the janitor
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and he the janitor has >> Are you supposed to be good-looking in it? >> Huh?
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>> Are you supposed to be kind of a sex symbol? Cuz the soul patch does a lot.
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>> Yeah, I think so. But I like that they made him a doctor and a veterinarian. Is
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he? >> They gave him a good job. They didn't do the Latino trope like I'm not a a sexy
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gardener or something. I have a I have a few >> I'll let you finish those sentences. I
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wait. Uh yeah. No, but Domingo was big. Sebastian of course is big. >> Sebastian doing you ever do Sebastian
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Dina? >> Oh yeah. >> I love doing Sebastian. >> He got you by the pool. The guy clipping
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his >> You can't exaggerate it. But you own it now. You killed it. And I I love impressions and
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I love when you got the stuff on. I just love that. >> He's the best. I I was telling him at a
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critic's choice that I want to see I can't wait to like I want him to play a
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father-in-law. Like I think Oh, wow. >> Jesus. >> That's Sebastian.
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>> I just got booked on a bigger podcast. >> What a loser. >> Hey man, it's not the first time.
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>> Oh, >> Chevy Chase only made it 10 minutes. That was pretty good.
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>> Scared to be here. Um >> we're going to take it out unfortunately, but it's a great one.
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>> Um I can't wait to see you be a father-in-law. I told him this. I did a
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tried to do a bit to him. Thank god he liked it. But it was right before we presented at the critic's choice and I
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was like you as a father would be hilarious just to see a girl like your daughter be like and um I actually went
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to the doctor last week and my husband Jason he couldn't come because he was
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working and just a camera straight to Sebastian guys got a job. It's more important than
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my daughter. It's unbelievable. Sent my daughter to the doctor >> by herself.
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>> See, have you done this yet? >> Got to begin. >> This is another lane though. This is
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great cuz it's another flavor. It's a whispery almost. >> She not going to tell me
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>> that your little your little John is more important than the life of my baby.
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You understand? >> This is a feast. >> She's a good girl. She never did nothing to you. Are you
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gonna when are you going to do them next on the show? >> I don't know. I hope we do them again.
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>> Dana, it's time for a little fivehour energy action. Um, >> yes.
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>> You know, I like correct. >> I dabble in five energy to do a little
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wakey wakey. >> Uh, I don't mind a little energy in the day and I uh don't want sugar.
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>> Yeah. >> And uh this is a little sippy sip. Fits right in your sock if you need it to
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>> when you seen them. They're this big. Yeah, >> absolutely. That's what's great about
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them. Confetti craze is one of their new flavors. >> Yeah. >> Tastes like birthday cake. I mean,
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that's the thing that they're doing now is all kinds of flavors >> uh with five five hour energy. So, you
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can pick your favorite. Vanilla and buttery. >> It doesn't need to be your birthday.
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>> Mhm. >> Cuz Dana, when we're out, you're always telling the restaurant your birthday to
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get something free, >> right? Yeah. >> Yeah. And and it's my anniversary again.
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Oh yeah. You were milking that one last week. You're like, "It's that again this
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week." >> Yeah. >> Uh but 17 flavors. >> When you're out, you always take off
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your sweater and then you go, "It's kind of cold in here. Can I get a down vest?"
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>> I go, "It's kind of cold. Can I get a free meal? I'm freezing."
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>> Yeah. I mean, it's sort of weird. You're You're kind of You have some
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piccadillos. >> Yeah. >> But Confetti craze is great. Uh >> it's a little buttery. It's a little
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van. It's like, >> you know, like birthday cake. Yeah. And now basically they're giving you
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caffeine now. Five hour energy shots. Yeah. >> And get this. >> Sounds like a lot to me. 17 flavors.
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>> 17. >> It It's not too many. It's a lot. But at least it gives a big uh selection and
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you don't get a sugar crash. You just get a little >> Yeah. So I'm excited. They're on. You can get
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these at, you know, obviously fiveour energergy.com. You can go to Amazon. Uh they're stocking up. I'm stocking up.
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I have to load up >> because I kind of buzz through them pretty quickly. >> Mhm.
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>> Cake on the brain confetti craze. It's back. >> Uh you can go fiveoury.com. Amazon.
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>> The funfetti flavor is back on five hour energy.com or Amazon. Crack open
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confetti craze. 5 hour energy shot today. If you're like this and you got to be like this, it's 5 hour energy.
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>> Yeah, >> take that to the bank. Pick it. >> But does Lauren ever go um maybe
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Sebastian? >> He is definitely He looks out uh for sure. Like if you But the first the
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first thing I ever did on the show was a Lauren request. The first thing that like ever was good was um the baseball
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thing about how white baseball players are boring to watch and Latino baseball players are fun to watch. It was I had
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nothing in the show. It was my second show and um he brought me into his office and he was like um
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>> it was his idea. >> Yeah. He was like um I don't want to do a Lord impression but I have a good one.
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>> If you can do one I have one. Yeah. Go ahead. But he goes, >> "Everyone has one." But
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>> I'll do it last Sebastian. He goes, "Yeah." He goes, "Um, he goes,
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>> "Did you see Aaron Judge? >> He just hit a big home run >> and I think it'd be good to have
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something about baseball this week." And then I was like, "You got it." And
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uh something Mexican. You're like, "Of course, of course." >> And I'm not saying this because you're
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of a Latin heritage. It's just um it's that thing of like a baseball player
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>> and they can be festive and and theatrical. >> It's just that thing of like it's funny
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which is a good thing. >> Well, all he said was baseball. He was like something about baseball and then I
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had this bit that I think I did in my audition that he kind of maybe remembered or somebody told him like
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Marcel has a baseball thing and then I did that and that was like the first time that I think the writers and
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everybody saw me do something funny on the show and then that's a big deal when
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you do your first funny thing then you get written in more >> they don't really know everyone's sort
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of a blank slate until then and you go why don't they write for me I used to
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say that and like you don't they don't know what even what you're funny about
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so if you give them some hook or angle even around the office a little bit. Sometimes they bite on something and go,
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"What is that? Maybe we could play with that or you could >> without looking too thirsty." But you
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can do that. But if they know what you did in your act or they saw your audition, that's perfect. And
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>> you're just waiting for that scenario like the playoffs or some big game.
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>> But he's done that he's done that a few times. Like he's been like the like just
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like like he's um the um when me and Jane, the couple you can't believe are
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together. He's like, we were like, >> cuz I think it's tough to bring
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something back. There's there feels like a little bit of entitlement when you're
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like, this should come back. Like when you think of it, it's it feels gross.
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>> We should be back. >> But he like I think he's brought it back
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before and we were like, "Oh, amazing. Yeah, we'd love to do it again."
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>> I think when I like something, I want to see it again. Yeah. >> As long as there's some other little
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tight. But you can't be the one because when you go everyone cuz one time Lauren
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said to me um >> which I didn't say it but he goes everyone's going to tell you you're the
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funniest person on the show. Um you're not. >> He said they say that to every cast
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member because they do. Everyone goes why aren't you on more? You're actually
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really good at your team. And everyone thinks that and I was victim of just only people I would see whether they
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thought it or not. They go you should be on more. And so I didn't say it, thank
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God. He said that. I was like, "Oh my god, that's [ __ ] brutal and true."
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>> But it's hard to say. I need you to come. He is. >> Yeah. >> Now, you did baseball when we were Who
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did you play? Pete Lonzo. Who did you play when we were >> Oh, I played Juan Sto on Church Chat.
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>> Juanto. Yeah. That's right. >> Yeah. On Church Chat. Yeah. You brought
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>> One thing I know. Me, too. >> Yeah. Who did you play? >> Hey man, we got the team back together.
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>> I know who you played. Who? >> You played Trump's son. >> No, I played Hunter Biden. You
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>> Oh, Hunter Biden. Biden's son. >> [ __ ] guy was It was close. It was a
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son. Come on. Let's not get >> He's like, "You paid the boys are
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backing." I'm like, >> "No, he was mad at Biden." And what was
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was Sarah in it, too? >> Sarah was in it, it too. >> You nailed it. >> Sarah did Matt Gates.
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>> Well, the look was hysterical. Which camera? >> Which camera >> did you You know, one thing I notic
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about you, this might be kind of that you're a boss. >> Um, >> what?
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>> Well, like you're we're doing that sapado. What's the thing? We'll talk
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about that in a second. Yes. >> One of the biggest bombs I It haunted me. >> It haunted me for months.
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>> Show a clip of D. We'll talk about that in a sec. But I noticed that you in a
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nice way casually you're like talking to Liz and like I think this should be here
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here. Same thing with the baseball player. >> I think I should do this and this, you
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know, and that's you're like that's really really a great skill set to have.
00:21:29
Well, I don't know if I'm a boss in general, but the Latin stuff I do feel
00:21:33
>> in a loose sense people really, you know, they sort of look out for their
00:21:37
character or the sketch. That's all. >> Or also the camera, you're like, "Make
00:21:40
sure if I get up, make sure you stay on me." Or, "I'm going to do something like
00:21:44
this, so cover it." Because sometimes they're like, "We weren't on you." Or
00:21:48
you do a movie and you ad something, they go, "Great, let's do it again. We
00:21:50
weren't on you." I'm like, "Oh my god." If something that really works in the
00:21:53
moment, >> but that's good. That's smart. At least you have the ball.
00:21:56
>> That was a tough thing. Well, that day. >> Yeah. I think it's just like
00:22:00
>> No, I know what happened, but you tell your side of the story. >> What do you think happened?
00:22:04
>> I think that >> I think that I'll be honest. I dead serious think that they didn't hear you.
00:22:09
>> Like I think that we were playing so much with the voice and stuff, right?
00:22:13
And >> we were and I probably swallowed the van. >> I don't think you Yeah. I don't know. I
00:22:17
feel like um cuz your character is so fun and I think sometimes the biggest thing that happens at SNL sometimes is
00:22:25
>> you forget you're in a theater, >> right? And like the I think on TV it
00:22:29
probably translated a lot better. But in that room you have to be so clear about
00:22:34
what you're saying. >> Yeah. You just hit it wrong >> cuz the room won't hear you and then you
00:22:37
feel like >> you tell the origin of that sketch. Just explain it first. >> Sabo Don Francisco's show. One of the
00:22:42
most legendary Latin shows. He did this big game show. It was like our wheel of fortune mixed with um
00:22:48
>> it's a huge avanguard nonsequittors coming at you. >> Insane. Yeah. Characters jumping out.
00:22:56
Jakal, a guy that just plays a trumpet in your face. >> Makes no real sense. But big funny
00:23:01
characters, like a children's show almost. Yes. >> And um and it was also like American
00:23:06
Idol, but only the bad like he would only bring out bad singers and they would sing really bad and then have the
00:23:12
whole crowd go out of here, >> out of here. And he would like get the crowd riled up.
00:23:17
>> I love it. >> It was hard to make it. It's it's it is like there is a degree of difficulty in
00:23:22
making something like that in a place like SNL when maybe like one or two people know the show. So, um but I think
00:23:30
I think it was I look back on it as a great bonding thing for you and I just going back and forth with you doing that
00:23:36
voice >> in my face all time. >> Yeah, I was doing that and then like you
00:23:41
came in like 20 minutes before air and sort of just because I because I was just like you were the captain of the
00:23:46
sketch like what do you want me to do here? But I think the the initial instinct with that one was doors like
00:23:52
this. I'm back. I come out and it closes. Right. >> Which is funny just saying it like that.
00:23:58
>> Funny, >> right? But then somehow we got excited. We'll keep it. I'll come down stage. So
00:24:03
it's pressure on it even though there was no real laugh point. So but I committed REALLY HARD AND I'M I'M
00:24:13
DANCING OUT. I'M TOTALLY a thousand%. And you go behind those slats, >> dead silent.
00:24:19
>> And no eye contact, all the crew, everyone. You go, "Hey." And they [ __ ]
00:24:26
>> I think it's the ultimately for something like Saboante, you doing that
00:24:30
and it making no sense and the crowd being a little bit confused. >> Yeah.
00:24:34
>> It makes sense for the show. >> You know, it goes back with the sketch.
00:24:37
>> Old sketches like cheeseburger cheeseburger. I watch them and they don't get laughs. You go,
00:24:41
>> I know. >> Oh, cuz they're teaching you to like it. They're like, "This is our sketch. The
00:24:45
next time it comes on, more laughs and the next time. >> But if I'm in New York and that's on, I
00:24:49
want to do a cameo. You don't have to pay me. >> No, I would love that.
00:24:53
>> Did you guys do the Italian one? Um, where you're like hinging the people?
00:24:58
>> Y Canour. Is that it? >> There were two kind of legs go. Yeah. >> Yeah. And I had Victoria Jackson's legs
00:25:06
on my >> that. So I did one with Miles Teller >> and we were just doing little sexual
00:25:12
innuendos and then somebody like immediately sent me that one which we like I had known about it but I hadn't
00:25:19
watched it recently and I was like oh this is just better. >> This is this is just ours but better
00:25:25
back when you could do you know >> you could do unless I got in trouble for
00:25:29
that. I think >> you guys did >> I think >> they pretended cuz I had done Victoria's
00:25:33
legs over my you know >> I know and so was not it's not grinding but it implies a lot and then they right
00:25:41
before we went you know three two one yeah smiggle was pretending to try to reach me oh never mind so he could say
00:25:49
to the census people we didn't get the note to him >> oh my god >> right before but
00:25:55
>> you could do a lot more in those days though I know you could really >> one time I said on on update. I go I was
00:26:00
doing In-N-Out list and I was trying to be fake edgy and I go in uh going uh oh going straight home after
00:26:10
the show out going to the after party and trying to get some [ __ ] and then the sensor met me backstage and he said
00:26:17
guys and he had Lauren he goes listen we lose if we hear the word [ __ ] we lose
00:26:21
three big advertisers. >> Oh my god. >> And I'm like and Lauren goes well I
00:26:26
don't say [ __ ] then. And I go, "I'm not really saying it." He goes, "Well, you
00:26:29
know what you're saying." The guy's mad. Andrew Brewer, remember? He was very
00:26:33
nice, but he's like, "I'm in the middle." And then I go out there and
00:26:35
Dennis Miller goes, "Uh, he goes, he does it and I'm nervous. That joke's coming up." And I guess I'm
00:26:42
a [ __ ] And it gets a big laugh. And Dennis goes, and then at the commercial goes, "You're [ __ ] cooked, dude. That
00:26:48
got too big a laugh." >> Meaning meaning they heard it, >> dude. Cooked.
00:26:52
>> That's a young term. >> You're cooked. >> [ __ ] yeah. Unk.
00:26:56
You heard me >> talking to the Marella. >> I can't. Don't just look at me.
00:27:03
>> Ah, >> Marella, you don't make me get to all my questions about you.
00:27:08
>> Do you ever heard of Tik Tok? >> What do you What's your relationship
00:27:13
with Tik Tok? A guy like you. >> I'm not legally supposed to be on it,
00:27:17
but I'm on it. >> At 40, they say it's kind of for younger people.
00:27:22
>> You know what it says. Don't ever give the >> I didn't memorize it.
00:27:28
>> Up here it says no dad. >> Whoa. >> Well, I saw your special.
00:27:34
>> I saw your special. >> No, don't do this. Don't do that. Don't
00:27:37
do that. >> American Boy. >> Yes. >> American Boy special on Netflix.
00:27:41
>> Yes. >> I saw him prep for the special, Dana, while he's reading. I went talk about
00:27:47
the the special. Now, the special is a big deal. >> Special. Special. Trying to hype up your
00:27:52
shitty special. >> Thank you, man. I appreciate it. I appreciate it. >> So, I go down, bless my heart, doing
00:27:58
superstar [ __ ] around my house, whatever. And >> this house is crazy, by the way.
00:28:02
>> No, actually, you didn't even ask me. >> This house, as soon as you walk in, you
00:28:04
you feel a little bit of anger. >> Yeah, >> a little bit of anger. >> Co. What do you think?
00:28:10
>> What's his name? >> He's call. Yeah, >> he's sweating.
00:28:15
>> I just >> He's got long co. It's been three years. >> Oh, he's switching the cameras from
00:28:19
camera to camera. >> So, even when you talk to me cameraly, look at you. >> I told him I I told him to stay on me.
00:28:26
So focused. I get a text from either I think it was more Sarah Sherman than you.
00:28:30
>> I invited you. Oh, you did? >> Yes, I did. >> And also I went to to
00:28:33
>> But Sarah was like, I'm bringing Spade. >> Yeah. So I did a set I open. This is
00:28:39
what's happening to the world. >> You didn't open for me. Spade. You did a
00:28:42
spot. >> I did a spot at the comedy store. >> Oh my god. >> I will say I was angry when I walked in
00:28:47
cuz it was cuz it was [ __ ] Pat. And I go for this pipsqueak. This twerp. >> Who gives a [ __ ] about this? Sorry. I
00:28:56
go. >> What would Han say? >> Oh no. It's a new generation. >> Whoops.
00:29:05
>> There was a wait list. >> So long, oldtimers. You had your day. >> Oh no. Standing room only.
00:29:14
>> I know it was. Now the teacher's become the pupil. So anyway, I w I I uh you actually did
00:29:22
good and this [ __ ] kills me to say. >> Thank you. >> I I watched the whole thing.
00:29:26
>> No, you didn't. But go on. >> I I sat and you saw with Sarah >> for the first 15.
00:29:30
>> I knew it was Sarah because she was throwing up the whole time working on a
00:29:35
new bit. >> Yeah. >> Here's here's her notes for me. That that would be funnier. What if your eyes
00:29:41
popped out of your head? Sarah >> Sarah Sherman. >> So anyway, and she has a special out
00:29:46
also. >> Yes. On HBO. >> HBO. That's right. >> Competing network. And uh
00:29:50
>> and so anyway, you did a great job. >> Thank you. >> And >> and I and then Nick Gooen told me he's
00:29:56
doing your special. >> Yes. >> I was actually shocked you got so many
00:29:59
swings at it. >> I know. We did six. >> I was like, I hope it's good.
00:30:03
>> We got six [ __ ] tries, dude. >> But it's hard to pick. And I talked to
00:30:07
you a little bit. I think I FaceTimed you once after I think after Sebastian I hit you up and said,
00:30:12
>> "Great job last night." >> And we were editing. We called you a
00:30:15
couple times while we were editing. And you were on a private jet. >> Yeah.
00:30:19
>> Right. >> Um, so which I keep in You saw in the kitchen? >> Yeah, I saw it in the kitchen.
00:30:24
>> Uh, no, but Goose's a buddy and I was checking on these guys and uh, they were
00:30:28
editing, but >> we're working hard >> and then I hit you once. I think your
00:30:32
lovely girlfriend was >> I have a question for you about that. Uh, >> oh,
00:30:35
>> what? We're off to the special. No, the special. >> What is it on?
00:30:41
>> Netflix, >> right? >> It is. >> Yeah. >> Okay, good. I have some thoughts about
00:30:44
it, but we can >> we're going I just want to say and I this is >> what is what do you what are your
00:30:48
thoughts? Well, they're not that profound. I think some people forget in stand up. It doesn't take much but to
00:30:54
connect to the audience like you're a real person up there >> not just doing bits. So one moment I
00:31:00
don't know if you did ever show up you're like I can't even believe what
00:31:03
just happened to me because it's still for us the American public you kind of
00:31:06
just arrived. I agree. >> You know even though it's been a while for you
00:31:10
>> it's been yeah four years. Oh, >> of like things going okay. >> Yeah. So that that really kind of like
00:31:16
oh god this really the audience is disconnected to you. And the other one was all the physicality. Most pe most
00:31:21
people don't do that. I know that's Robin Williams. That's you know I don't
00:31:25
know who else but it's just like fun to watch. Somebody told me and it's a I
00:31:28
think it was a quote from somebody like you know maybe somebody else but this guy Usama Sadiki he's a comedian from
00:31:33
New York and he was like when I first started I met him and I was like he does a lot of physical stuff and I'm like I
00:31:38
do a lot of physical stuff and he goes um yeah I think we're we're we're taking
00:31:42
risks because it's u much scarier to bomb here. >> It's so true. It's so sweaty. Yeah, go
00:31:51
back to that sketch I did on that was as physical as I get. He walks off in the commercial with a
00:32:02
separated shoulder. Was it worth it? >> That sounds like the seat filler for
00:32:10
Spain at that thing. >> I have a question for you about Spanish people. Yes. Like cuz we have so many
00:32:14
friends in Latino people. But >> when sometimes this guy was snaking our toilet or something and when he spoke in
00:32:23
English, >> he was what? Cleaning the toilet. >> Well, he's a plumber. He's a plumber.
00:32:26
There was a clog plumber and he owns the company and he's very successful. >> Extremely.
00:32:31
>> Gosh. >> Jose. Not cool, dude. >> Jose's plumbing. Okay, great.
00:32:37
>> But when he spoke in English, he talked really, really fast. >> Right. Well, because we talked fast in
00:32:42
Spanish. And I think the problem with English sometimes is that it takes longer. Yeah.
00:32:46
>> Um, let's try it. Ready? Give me a sentence to say in English. >> To say in English?
00:32:50
>> Yeah. Something. >> Um, let's see. We could pick you up at 3:30 or 4:30 or we can get you after
00:32:55
dinner at 8. >> All right. Ready? We could pick you up at 3:30 or 4:30 or we could pick you up
00:33:00
later at 8. That's in English. In Spanish. >> You didn't say that. Oo. Or o.
00:33:11
You thought I was some >> Oo. Isn't that eight? I [ __ ] caught you. >> Oo no.
00:33:24
>> Welcome to Spain. >> This is eight years of Spanish. >> Yeah, boy.
00:33:31
>> Thought we were rookies, dude. >> Let me tell you Let me tell you both
00:33:34
something right now. >> Let me say something. Let me tell you both something right now. Let me tell
00:33:39
you something right now. >> Yeah. >> Don't practice on me. >> No, it was good. Don't practice on me.
00:33:44
>> I'm good at it. You understand? >> Okay. >> I'm an expert at it.
00:33:47
>> Go practice with co guy or somebody or one of these guys that don't speak. Say
00:33:50
something in Spanish fast. Go. 3 2 1 go. Come on. Do it. >> Say something. Go. Come on. It can't be.
00:33:56
Ola >> pork. >> Okay, that's good. >> All right. He's got something. Co.
00:34:05
>> He's got some game. What you got? >> This guy's an enigma.
00:34:10
>> Hola. >> This guy's an enigma. That's it. >> Nobody knows what you're thinking. You
00:34:13
know that. >> Hola. >> You don't know if he likes you or hates you.
00:34:16
>> No, you don't know anything about him. And you see his shoes. Usually shoes say
00:34:19
a lot about a person. I see his shoes and I'm more confused. >> Yeah. >> Isn't that interesting?
00:34:24
>> What do you think of my shoes? >> You need a clip of you guys counting at
00:34:26
me in my face though during that. >> Why are you both in color chromatic? >> Are you scared of that? Is that a PR
00:34:31
issue? Okay. >> Why are you guys dressed alike? I was going to ask you. Your mom's Cuban,
00:34:35
right? >> My mom is Cuban. >> Okay. So, one of my favorite movies is
00:34:39
Scarface. So, Alpuccino does a Cuban accent, which I love to do, but is it accurate? Is it theatrical or what?
00:34:47
>> I don't know. Um, I think it's definitely theatrical, but I think the
00:34:53
movie is so good and so many people love the movie that you can't really get mad
00:34:56
at him. >> Oh, no. I love it. It's operetic. It's musical. >> I can't tell when I'm watching if like I
00:35:01
don't know. What do you think, Marty? Do you do you think the Scarface accent is
00:35:04
good? Like, do you think it's realistic? >> Oh, okay. Oh man. >> And that's my advantage.
00:35:11
>> You don't got time. >> No, I'm kidding. >> You don't got time to watch some movie,
00:35:14
man. >> Um, yeah. >> His mama's a You know what's good about
00:35:18
it is that he makes it really understandable for everyone. >> But you can hear Yeah.
00:35:23
>> Yeah. I think if like a if that movie was about a real Cuban, you would have
00:35:26
had a tough time understanding that guy in the movie. >> I think he made his own accent.
00:35:31
>> Amen. >> And man, what happened with the guy in the com house? >> Yeah, they go too fast.
00:35:35
>> And go faster. He goes slow. But I think there's guys that talk like that.
00:35:40
>> So catchy musical rhythms, you know, it's almost like Sebastian. >> It is a little bit like Sebastian.
00:35:47
>> I think Sebastian wasn't that animated in the early days >> really.
00:35:51
>> And I think what happens is sometimes like I I move around a little bit. I'm
00:35:55
not super animated up there. >> No, you you move around a little bit. >> No, it hurts a little bit. But
00:35:59
>> uh but but if I get an you know, if anything to help a joke >> Yeah. Yeah. If it helps sell it, if it
00:36:06
helps clarify it, >> you go for it. >> You go for it. >> When Sebastian came out, I think it was
00:36:10
2012 or 2013, >> I I don't usually watch specials. I watched like 10 minutes. Oh, that was
00:36:16
the theater. It's pretty good, right? It doesn't matter who it is. >> And then I watched all of yours, but
00:36:20
>> um when I saw Sebastian, I go, "This is something new. This is like a new
00:36:25
thing." >> And I looked it up and he had toured with Andrew Dice Clay.
00:36:29
>> Oh. >> And then I saw him. I think it was Craig Ferguson or one of those late night
00:36:33
shows early days and he everything was more contained and not as physical and then you see him a few years later the
00:36:40
confidence he just extenduated. >> Yeah. >> Oh. >> Oh. >> Like when he goes I get an Uber and he
00:36:48
has him out front going are you gak? >> Yeah. Yeah. The names. He also does the
00:36:53
Chipotle. >> You been the Chipotage on it. cheese and the fajitas. >> He goes, I get in the car and Uber goes,
00:37:04
you like iPhone charger, iPhone 7, iPhone 8, iPhone 9, Android, Crest White. Why? How long am I in this car?
00:37:13
>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> White strip. >> White strip. Harry Potter.
00:37:16
>> Yeah. Harry Potter. Did he say Harry Potter? >> No. No. No. That's why I added a tag.
00:37:21
>> Um, you had a question. >> Okay. You have a question? Oh. >> Um, two. This is a two-parter.
00:37:29
Oh, >> one when people always I I think this is a common thing and I got this for years
00:37:34
like certain questions they ask you too much at every people that do a skim job that don't know you probably Sabrina
00:37:39
Carpenter Domingo we already know >> but just that you know Sabrina Carpenter
00:37:44
and you have a lovely girlfriend that's what I was saying and I think there's a
00:37:48
quiet part of the uh agencies and studios that would rather you be single >> they would rather it's interesting just
00:37:57
because if you're seen with someone. Maybe you're with Kendall Jenner. Maybe
00:38:00
we don't know. We're not commenting. And and always when people date, there's
00:38:04
something to that. It's not bad or good. It's just >> No, no, no. >> And so if you do that, then they go,
00:38:09
"Oh, um because it's almost people are bummed out. >> We have a girlfriend. You were on Dax
00:38:14
the other day." >> And uh and he was like, first of all, he couldn't believe it or something instead
00:38:19
of just going, "Yeah, let's move it on." But I think the excitement level of
00:38:24
someone go, "Oh, he's this." And you're a young guy and you're marginally
00:38:27
good-looking. >> I think >> I just skim over that. >> Yeah, I have.
00:38:32
>> You can't get offended when a guy like you says that. >> I have my own thesis, but go ahead.
00:38:37
>> So, am I good-looking? >> Sure. >> Thank you. >> One, who else? Okay, here's another one.
00:38:42
>> Lauren Michaels. >> Does the guy that cuts your hair, does he have the same hair?
00:38:48
>> This feels like a burn and I'm not. I think it looks good right now. So I you
00:38:52
can't hurt me. >> Okay. >> It's long enough. >> It's 7 a.m. It's a little bit of a
00:38:56
mully, but you know what? >> You're listen I'm saying I'm saying
00:39:01
because um >> I'm barely held together. >> You're just you're friends with Sarah
00:39:04
Sherman and just I'm just saying >> I do like that her mullet is cute. I
00:39:07
think girls at mullets are cute. >> Okay. >> Okay. This one is >> she facetiming she was cut someone was
00:39:12
cutting her hair and I was like Sarah you're you're keeping up with the mullet. Who's cutting your hair? And
00:39:16
then she puts her phone like this and it's a guy with a mullet. It's like,
00:39:19
yeah, of course he likes it. >> You could look good in a mullet. >> I am trying to do a little mullet.
00:39:22
>> You could look cool. >> I'm trying to do it. >> Uh, I'm trying.
00:39:25
>> Who would take over us now if Lauren leaves? Do you know anybody there at the
00:39:30
show now? >> I don't know. >> I don't know. >> Who's a big
00:39:35
>> It's hard because Lauren has built so many years of people that pick up his
00:39:38
calls. >> I think the biggest question is who's going to get the call picked up,
00:39:43
>> right? >> So, I don't know. >> I mean, I always think Tina Fer, but
00:39:46
Colin also >> maybe. Yeah. I Yeah, >> I think he's he's singularly a guy that
00:39:52
when he calls you, you pick up. >> Well, he's turned into this whole enigma, Lauren. He calls you been
00:39:58
brilliant with the suits. There's been different regimes over the years, and he
00:40:02
knows how and what to say to them, and it's very interesting. >> You text Lauren?
00:40:06
>> Um, not really. >> Sarah said she [ __ ] text Lauren. I was like,
00:40:09
>> I don't I >> We never had his We never Well, we didn't have phones, but we very
00:40:14
>> We would We couldn't even >> You sent him letters. >> I sent him a letter. Dear Lauren, by the
00:40:18
time you get this, I'll be long gone. >> I hope you feel good about yourself.
00:40:22
>> I'll text him if there's like a big if if something happens in sports or
00:40:25
something that's funny, >> I'll send it to him cuz he loves >> it's like baseball like this.
00:40:30
>> Mhm. >> Um um it's who's interrupting my lunch at uh Orso. I had my thought not about
00:40:39
you but just about relationships in general. there if if someone you meet if you're kind of being famous you meet
00:40:47
someone I use the word earnest earnest is highly underrated >> it means someone with no guile
00:40:54
>> and you meet someone with who's just got this classiness about them like they're
00:40:59
a good person and um I think for a lot of celebrities that appeals you know I mean just just a way I was just just
00:41:07
casually >> observing no saying probably my girlfriend is a good person >> I'm kind of implying that that That is
00:41:12
very appealing. It's a very wild topsyturvy celebrity world and and all these and you meet someone with a heart
00:41:20
of gold. Neil Young. Whoops. Or just someone >> keep me. We're searching for a heart of
00:41:28
gold and you're >> I just don't know any of that stuff. >> You don't need to know it. You're You're
00:41:34
>> I don't either. We're both young and we we're lost right now. Yeah.
00:41:37
>> Okay. We I heard you talk about this on Bobby Lee. Beatles versus Lincoln Park,
00:41:42
which I did think was a little silly. >> It's two bands that I've I've really
00:41:45
obviously the Beatles I've heard a lot more, but um I listen to all um Latin
00:41:51
music. Do you really salsa baca and now there's merong which is a mixture of mer and reong
00:42:00
>> of course >> and umong is like they take this old school mer which is
00:42:06
and then they add the kum so it's like so so um uh and uh you guys should not
00:42:16
be concerned with it because if you heard it you might I don't know >> well the Grammys were I didn't know
00:42:21
anybody to us. I think something might happen to you, but >> anything is good. Did you know everybody
00:42:25
at the Grammys? Did you know all the people up for Grammys? >> I knew all the uh Yeah, I knew a lot of
00:42:30
the people. I think now Tik Tok has made um you know, music so exciting. >> Sometimes you know the song and not the
00:42:35
person. Yeah. Yeah. >> But then you see like the picture of the person, but um yeah, I listen to mostly
00:42:41
Latin music. It's all very positive and upbeat and even when it's sad, the beat
00:42:45
is positive. I talked about that in the special. So, I do like uh that's my kind
00:42:49
of stuff really often. And then and then occasionally like this Olivia Dean girl.
00:42:53
I've got her in my phone. She's, you know, the her music is also >> What is she just What kind of music is
00:42:59
it? >> She's like um it's like classy pop, I would say. I don't think that's a I
00:43:03
don't think that's a genre. >> She looks like movie starish. >> Yeah, she does. She has um
00:43:08
>> Yeah, she has a great energy and she's >> she has also elegant on stage and she
00:43:12
wears these flowy dresses. It's old school vibes. Yeah. Yeah. So um that stuff's good.
00:43:18
>> That stuff's good. It's funny at those Grammys when you see people I'm over
00:43:22
here, buddy. It's funny when um I'm This is >> I was just trying to think all this time
00:43:27
in my head of like how I've been exposed to Latin music and >> Yeah. What kind of
00:43:31
>> The first one The first one big big time was a band called Santana. >> Of course.
00:43:38
>> Yeah. Of course. >> And what's your dad put me on to S? >> Yeah. So you're doing all this rhythm
00:43:42
and stuff and I was an amateur drummer >> and when you hear that >> with bongos and all of it going
00:43:48
together. It's like it is very infectious. It was that was the first and only band that Bill Graham who was
00:43:54
the the Lauren Michaels of music back then. >> He knew the first time he saw them they
00:43:59
would be huge. >> Yeah. >> Carlos Santana. >> It's also a big moment right now for
00:44:02
Latin music you know. >> Yeah. >> It's a big >> Why? Cuz Bad Bunny.
00:44:05
>> Um no cuz um Bad Bunny G. Um, you know. >> Oh, you were you with Carol G last
00:44:11
night. >> Yes. Carol, we presented together. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> Oh, I thought that was Nikki Glaz.
00:44:16
>> Oh. >> Oh, no. You were with Carol G. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> And Nikki. Okay. Yeah. Yeah.
00:44:19
>> Because I saw you last night. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Nikki Glazer went out
00:44:23
with Tiana. >> But there's a lot right now. There's a lot of like big Latin artists that are
00:44:26
killing it. >> Um, killing it. >> Young Miko is touring with Billy Isish.
00:44:32
>> Rico Suave. >> Excuse you. >> You know who Rico Suave is? >> Yes, of course. You know Ricky Martin?
00:44:38
>> He's my father. >> Um, >> Rico, >> I've seen Ricky Martin.
00:44:41
>> That was a great video. I don't remember much more about that. >> Ricky Martin. How about that?
00:44:45
>> You are? Yeah. >> Oh, wow. Where did you guys meet? >> Uh, Elco.
00:44:50
>> Sorry. >> Nothing. Um, I met him at a dinner party. >> So rude.
00:44:56
>> No, I'm doing >> We're friends to be fair for for the listeners.
00:44:59
>> Me and you. >> Me and these guys are friends. I like them and I respect them. Oh, they know
00:45:04
we're we're trying to be more friends with you than Bobby Lee. >> Oh my god, I love Bobby Lee.
00:45:08
>> I know. He's so funny. Yeah, he was in that seat. >> I can't get mad at Bobby Lee.
00:45:12
>> He came here. >> Yeah. >> What was that like? >> Oh yeah, like that.
00:45:17
>> He had just shaved his entire genital at a nightclub. >> He's so good cuz he laughs even if he
00:45:24
doesn't really hear what you're saying. >> He's a good laugh and he was standing up
00:45:27
a lot. Yeah, he's a pistol. >> Now, what's next for Marcelo? So you you
00:45:31
came out here right after SNL did the Grammys cuz we were like why is he out here right away? He just did his show.
00:45:36
>> We left for the after the show. We didn't get we didn't go to the party. We
00:45:39
went straight to um grab our bags and go to the airport. Um and then >> How did you get here? How'd you get took
00:45:45
the red? >> I flew in a flight from American Airlines. >> No, you did not. I did. I did
00:45:50
>> from SNL in the middle of the night. >> Yeah, we left. No, we left at 7 a.m.
00:45:54
>> Oh, you got up and Oh, the day of the Grammys. Yeah. >> Oh, no wonder you're [ __ ] burned out.
00:45:58
>> Yeah. flew in and right away >> and then I'm here for two days and then
00:46:03
I go to >> the University of Florida. I'm doing a show there. >> Oh, you're doing shows. I saw
00:46:07
>> Oh, you doing the Gator Bowl? >> And then um I'm I'm doing something with
00:46:11
the Gator. >> You're doing the Is it the Gator Bowl? Cuz I did that once. You go to a
00:46:16
stadium. >> Oh, I don't know if we're doing the stadium. >> It's not the Gator Bowl.
00:46:19
>> He's doing a couple nights of Wilbur in Boston. Are you doing those? Cuz you can
00:46:22
do them through SNL. You can jump back and forth >> because Boston's so close. Yeah. So, I'm
00:46:25
doing eight Wilbur. [ __ ] dude. >> Whoa. >> Six whoopers. Six nights.
00:46:31
>> Six is nothing. >> And it's about uh >> four nights. >> Four nights.
00:46:35
>> It was eight down. It's four. The trend is going down. I don't understand.
00:46:39
>> We're doing eight shows there. And then we're doing uh um a show at a place
00:46:42
called the Chevalia. >> Oh, I've been to Chevrolet. >> Chevallet. Is it cool? We've never been.
00:46:48
>> Yeah, it's great. >> Um there's apparently like a Dominican
00:46:50
>> That's Medford population close by. We're going to try Lynn. Sam Jay told me
00:46:54
place is called Lynn. We're going to have some Dominican. >> What do you do? special just dropped.
00:46:58
You got another hour? >> I have Yeah, I have some new stuff. >> You do?
00:47:01
>> Yeah. >> Really? >> I'm from the school and we always talk
00:47:03
about this. >> It's not ready. >> No, >> it's not like tight tight.
00:47:07
>> No, but I have enough material to go out. But I also worked as soon as we
00:47:11
finished the hour, I will start sat down with Marty and we started looking at all
00:47:14
the stuff that we didn't put in the hour. And then you make it a little bit longer and then you have some other
00:47:18
bits. I'm from the school of it doesn't have to be 100% new >> because
00:47:23
>> it takes a while to buff out the edges and some stuff you put that's a little
00:47:26
undercooked and then you go [ __ ] now that bit works better and it's longer
00:47:30
and I did it I did it probably too early because now it's this long and there's
00:47:34
so if you do it that seems new some people don't watch the last 20 minutes of your act it's like exactly
00:47:39
>> it's so funny that >> these comedy of fishing on like it's got
00:47:43
to be up all new and you go but I've seen people's new hours sometimes and I
00:47:47
go it's all right it wasn't ready. Like they just go >> special like you're doing other stuff
00:47:51
but some people do tour special tour. >> I think I'll probably figure it out
00:47:54
after like oops >> eight Wilbur. >> Yeah, >> the Wil sold out.
00:48:05
No seats available. >> I know. Oops. Oopsie. >> He broke Sebastian Manisul and Bill.
00:48:13
>> There's no way. John Molain did 23. >> No, he didn't. 23 Wilbur.
00:48:18
>> 23 something like that. And then he leaped to Madison Square Garden. >> He must have. Yeah.
00:48:23
>> I mean >> that's so crazy. >> Now I see you jumping up like that.
00:48:26
>> Okay. Yeah. I think because of this special and everything else where What
00:48:30
are they What are they throwing at you now? What size rooms? >> Oh, um >> I mean what you're not
00:48:34
>> Well, I'm trying to work out the new stuff in like clubs. So, I'm not even
00:48:37
really trying to be >> clubs is fun. >> It's fun and you can work out and you
00:48:40
can learn and um you know, stretch. Um right. But you in a big room if you don't have it kind of a little bit
00:48:49
figured out that can get scary. >> Oh, and they're paying a lot. I know
00:48:52
they got babysitters and and big screens. >> So many Oh, you do. I don't
00:48:57
>> Sometimes they have screens, >> but I've never done it like in an arena
00:49:00
or anything like that. I don't know. >> Do you show them a little bit? Do you do
00:49:02
a little bit of your SNL characters? Just a little bit. >> Yeah. >> I've seen a little bit of your act. Do
00:49:06
you do a great job of of doing that? And you kill with >> I just gave up. They wanted so bad. Like
00:49:11
I'm doing regular standup and then I do guard for a second. That gaffan thing,
00:49:15
that gaffan thing that we did, the benefit. >> Oh, that murdered and crazy.
00:49:20
>> I was so rusty. >> Yeah, whatever. >> What was it for? >> It's just so funny cuz all of us are
00:49:23
coming straight from work and we're all like, "What am I going to do? What am I
00:49:26
going to do?" And we're just like thinking and then we just look at Dana
00:49:28
and Dana's got this paper. >> It's just like banger after banger. >> See on the other side.
00:49:34
>> Yeah. Literally. Literally. And he's very humble. He's like, "I'm just going
00:49:37
to >> margin in the margins of the paper. It says banger, banger, >> banger,
00:49:44
>> double banger, >> double banger. >> Follow that. >> Follow that, loser.
00:49:49
>> Sorry, James Austin Johnson. >> I like I I like >> Oh, that's what happened is that you
00:49:55
came out, you were doing Biden and then he was doing Trump and it was >> Yeah, that was fun.
00:49:59
>> Oh my god. >> Yeah. Here's here's a text I said James. >> I went to see this prick
00:50:05
>> and that you and then here's what I said after I left. >> Oh yeah. Go ahead. after I left the
00:50:10
show. >> Hey, don't blame yourself. I That second show crowd is super tough. They were
00:50:17
just tired. >> You're the worst guy ever. >> That's me after he kills.
00:50:21
>> Don't blame yourself. >> Yeah, [ __ ] it. Don't freak out over
00:50:24
this. >> This is good. That's friendship, by the way. >> I know. That is good to me.
00:50:27
>> That's what Dana says to me all the time. >> Negativity is friendship.
00:50:30
>> It's funny. Yes, cuz >> And being nice to people, that's people
00:50:33
you don't know. >> That's how you were taught at home. >> Yeah. You can tell he's
00:50:36
>> very mean to you, but nice to everyone else. If you go to the Oscars or Emmys
00:50:40
or those things like last night the Grammys and you're seeing the fun is seeing people you never see in real
00:50:44
life. >> And then if they know you it's fun. If they know something you do. The general
00:50:48
one is I like your work. >> Yes. >> And that's general. Then you're funny.
00:50:52
Now they know you're a comedian. And then if they they like something you do
00:50:55
that helps. Then it's a little more specific. But it is fun. All those things are a blast.
00:51:00
>> That's that's a good plus you're just presenting. So you don't really have to
00:51:03
worry about it. >> No. Yeah. I was excited to present. >> I was nervous. I wrote that. I wrote it
00:51:09
on the >> But you said sp you said something in Spanish, right? >> Yeah. So we came out. We said noases.
00:51:14
>> That means good notes. >> No, >> it means good nuggets. >> Good night.
00:51:19
>> Good nuggets. >> I'm just curious about you starting to get famous in the neighborhood and with
00:51:27
your sisters and you know, it was very sweet at the end the way the camera stayed on you and you gave your mom a
00:51:34
big hug. >> It did affect me because of the way Was that an act? >> Yeah. Who played your mom?
00:51:40
>> I I actually played his mom. It's dark. >> Yeah, it doesn't matter.
00:51:44
>> I didn't I just church lady said do it. >> No, she was sweet.
00:51:49
>> Yeah, she But she was standing there um like I think she kind of wanted to be
00:51:55
there either way for the last one. Told her, you know, it would be a great shot probably if you do that. But um
00:52:02
>> she goes, "Do I have to watch the whole thing then?" >> No, dude. She's
00:52:05
>> They bring her to the end. The thing is a woman like that that's been through so
00:52:09
much these jokes, they're not going to affect her, you know? And I talk about
00:52:12
it now in this new hour a little bit about like it's hard to offend like real
00:52:17
immigrant Latinos like to get offended over words. It's hard because they just
00:52:22
seen they've been through so much stuff. My mom went through so much that like
00:52:26
she the words kind of don't affect her so much. She's more like how do I treat
00:52:29
her? You know, do I come home for Christmas? Those kind of things are more important. Do I call? Do I am I active?
00:52:35
like to you know call my sister, take care of my sister, all that stuff is that kind of thing. Am I a good man? You
00:52:41
know what I mean? Am I a good person? Those things showing your parents with you know the the family dynamic is more
00:52:47
important than like what people will say. >> Well, do you feel you feel sometimes a
00:52:51
little dirty or is your act not like like you are you scared? Not >> really dirty.
00:52:55
>> Dirty. No. No. >> Cuz mine I've had a few things cuz some of my
00:52:58
>> Well, you are filthy. You're a filthy guy. >> And she goes, "But the funny thing
00:53:01
>> it's not you. It's not you talking. Your mullet has ideas and And they talk to
00:53:06
you. >> You better be when you go home. My mom goes, >> "Davey, I promised the neighborhood boys
00:53:11
you ride bikes with them." I go, "Ride by, aren't they 11?" She goes, "Oh,
00:53:15
don't get like this." I go, "Like what?" And then she goes, >> "That's adorable."
00:53:20
>> She goes, "We go to Costco and she buys devild eggs." >> Yeah.
00:53:25
>> And they're little plastic, you know, divots and then there's like a hundred
00:53:27
of them. And she puts them down. It's got the tag on top. She walks in. Okay.
00:53:30
What else? I go, "Mom, are you going to take are you going to pop this open?"
00:53:35
And she goes, "Oh, don't get all Hollywood on me." I go, "No, I'm just
00:53:38
saying if you take them out of the divots on a plate, maybe they won't know you got them from Costco and they won't
00:53:44
barf their [ __ ] guts out." And she goes, "Okay, show biz." >> Yeah. Yeah.
00:53:47
>> But it's also you have to be very careful. >> My mom is like that with me, too. My mom
00:53:50
also is very concerned about like me spending my money. She's very concerned
00:53:55
about that stuff. Like I think on Dax it slipped out that like I rented a Porsche
00:54:00
cuz I wanted to drive a Porsche. I never like >> And what did she say? >> And and then I it came out. He was like,
00:54:05
"You came here in a Porsche." And I was like, "Oh yeah, I rent I rented it. I
00:54:09
wanted to drive a Porsche. I don't know." And um >> it's cheaper if you rent it. And um so I
00:54:15
it came out and then my mom called me after the podcast came out and she was like, "And when were you going to tell
00:54:21
me you rented a Porsche?" Huh? There's a lot of cars with four wheels, Marcelo.
00:54:26
It doesn't have to be that. So flashy. >> Yeah, she's um But that but I love that
00:54:32
dude because it's so scary, you know, all the and I you hear about it with athletes and stuff that they make money
00:54:38
and then they end up losing it all. So I'm very glad that I have her to be there.
00:54:43
>> Yes. I I have a theory an algorithm. >> And how much money do you have Dana?
00:54:48
>> Yeah. >> In counting the all the houses. No, no, not >> Jesus. Just hold. We can cut if we want.
00:54:57
You can count his house on one hand. 5 10 15 20. >> Here's what you need. Here's what you
00:55:02
need to tell your older self. So, you want to not need money at all by the time you're, let's just say, 50,
00:55:11
>> right? So you so to for that to be true, you have to have such a wall of money
00:55:16
that at 3 to 5% it will spit you out so much money that you don't have to do a
00:55:22
commercial you don't want to do. You just do show business but only do anything you want to do. So that's the
00:55:29
thing is until the relatives get hungry and the whole neighborhood, you know, >> just make sure you get that wall of of
00:55:35
passive income. Just I know it's not funny. >> No, it's true. That's my advice. No,
00:55:40
that's good advice >> because if you buy something like that's not too frivolous, like a house or
00:55:45
something like that, it saves >> you from spending that money. In my head, that's I think something or stocks
00:55:51
where you go, I won't touch that. I can screw around with this money because
00:55:53
obviously it burns a hole in your pocket. You want to buy stuff and it's fun and you want to treat yourself like
00:55:58
you're working so hard. >> Does it speak to you? Because I I ask my wife this sometimes. Did I ever talk
00:56:02
about being famous or rich ever? Because we were together at 79 and I didn't. I
00:56:08
never thought about it. I knew it was possible, but I kept thinking, could I headline the club?
00:56:12
>> You don't strike me as someone who's like, "Now I'm rich."
00:56:15
>> No. Early on. No, no, no. Um I do think it's funny though. >> It's funny to say you're rich like with
00:56:22
like like I think it was um I was with a writer one night. We went to a diner after SNL and the check was like, you
00:56:28
know, $80 or something. And I'm like, "I'll pay." And he grabs it and he goes,
00:56:33
"I'm rich." And he paid for it. And I like those little stupid bits like that. Um,
00:56:39
but uh, no, I also never like >> I remember thinking that it would take me 15 years to make it
00:56:47
>> in comedy when I first started. So I had this such a patience for it, right?
00:56:51
>> Oh, that's your year. >> Yeah. And then I was like, I'll be I'll
00:56:54
just work my ass off. >> Semi-realistic. Yeah. Yeah. Most people say a year.
00:56:58
>> Yeah. No, >> I'm not doing it in a year. I'm going to tell people it's not happening in a
00:57:00
year. >> Exactly. >> Give it if it's one inch in a year. But you got in in three or four from when
00:57:07
you first started no to SNL. Yeah, SNL was seven years. >> Six or seven. >> Okay.
00:57:13
>> Oh, you got that in six. Oh, that's >> I started at 18 or like almost full-time
00:57:17
since I was 18. Like cuz I was in college, but I was doing three or four shows a week in college and Okay. I was
00:57:21
traveling to New York to sell tickets on the street. I was barking and um I was I
00:57:27
did a like a Tonight show, a horrible I don't even want to talk about this, but
00:57:30
I did it at my college. I did like a stupid little show um sketches and stuff. >> We're bombing.
00:57:37
>> It gets you warmed up though. >> Bombing so bad. >> It does help though. It's practice. It
00:57:41
all helps. >> So, I put in I put in the work. >> Have you done a standup set on like
00:57:45
Fallon or anything or have you ever done a standup set on those? >> And did you look up anything about me
00:57:49
before we came? >> I know. >> He doesn't do stand up. He comes out as
00:57:53
the first guest. >> No, I'm saying come on. I'm not kidding. >> No, of course. Yes, I've done it and I
00:57:57
freaked out the first time. Well, the first time I did it was Yeah. They asked me to do chair or what was it called?
00:58:02
Couch. >> Couch. >> Yeah. And then um but I had never done standup on Fallon and I was supposed to
00:58:07
before I got SNL. I thought my big break was that I was going to do standup on Fallon. So I had they had seen me at JFL
00:58:14
and they were like, "We'll give you a spot on Fallon." And I was like, "Oh my
00:58:16
god, this is going to be amazing." And then I got SNL and then that changes
00:58:19
things because you have to turn down get on the show. You don't even turn it
00:58:23
down, but they go, "You have to do the show." Then SNL decides when you do
00:58:27
Fallon because they go do Seth this day. Exactly. >> Now it's Chloe's on a lot.
00:58:33
>> Jimmy, you'll do Jimmy year two. >> Exactly. Some stuff like that. So, um,
00:58:37
when I finally got to do the interview, he was like, "Do you want to do a little
00:58:40
bit of stand up?" So, I did my first time doing Fallon Standup. I did two minutes
00:58:44
>> out on the stage. >> I No, I did the interview and then he goes, "Do you want to go do stand up?"
00:58:48
We had planned it out that way. and I got up and I did it and I almost liked it because everybody's attention span is
00:58:53
so short now that like it was actually just the right amount of standup and it was like you know
00:58:58
>> and they already you already won them over. >> So how was that set that two-minute set?
00:59:01
Like did you start out kind of slowly but 45 seconds in you landed something and
00:59:05
>> No. Yeah, I went I went hard. I practiced I would imagine I'm saying
00:59:10
you're already working on the couch. You got to just [ __ ] it. >> You got to just start. You go right
00:59:13
away. I'm Latino and then you go and you know what I mean? I'm Latino. >> Just in case the rest for the for the
00:59:20
rest of these jokes, all you got to know is I'm Latino. >> I put the joke in the machine and then I
00:59:28
press Latino. >> You don't want the people to be like, "What's going on?"
00:59:34
>> You got to do this update. >> It's really quiet the whole thing.
00:59:40
>> When I go to a restaurant, >> it's getting quieter. >> That's why he doesn't
00:59:44
>> give me the bread. His consonants get >> Why is it that when we eat the bread, we
00:59:48
got to tear it apart. I'm tearing the bread apart. I'm ripping the bread up on
00:59:54
the table. There's a there's a a cacophony of crumbs on the table and then the guy comes with a
01:00:04
little he got a he's got a shaver. He comes in with one of his sh takes the stuff out of there. Not as quality.
01:00:13
>> First of all, You got to do that in your stand up. Even if it's like you do your
01:00:17
regular stand up and you come out for your encore and it's sort of you're
01:00:21
talking about Domingo and this and that. >> So fun to do it. I have to stop. I feel
01:00:25
like it's like annoying. Like I can't imagine if I was Sebastian and then
01:00:29
there's a kid that keeps going to my voice. >> Oh no. I can't get enough of it. Here's
01:00:34
what you do. Maybe. But I don't If you go out on update If you go out on update
01:00:40
as Sebastian, you literally just say factual things. I'm coming on the show sitting in the
01:00:47
chair. >> It's also funny if he's like >> Cods, you know. I mean,
01:00:50
>> most cargo trucks have 18 wheels. >> Yeah, exactly. >> Well, if you walk just stays quiet.
01:00:57
>> What if you walk by >> That's it. Just information. >> If you walk by Update and they go,
01:01:01
Sebastian, what are you doing here? And you go, you were just at a restaurant and then you got lost. And they go, oh,
01:01:06
what happened to the restaurant? You sit down and then you go, I'm sitting there
01:01:09
and we sit down, but I know I don't sit down. This is not the table we're going
01:01:13
to sit cuz my wife's going to complain. >> I think my mom will we're going to move.
01:01:18
So I wait. Remember he does that joke where he goes to sit down. >> So I'm up I'm up late at night. I get
01:01:24
tired >> and I lay down in the bed with the pillow with the lights out. A little bit
01:01:31
of walking in there, too. >> Yeah. >> And I'm sleeping. No. >> Yeah.
01:01:36
>> Just that he's making a benign. >> I also just love that stuff. Those jokes
01:01:41
like those are the jokes that I love the most are the jokes that are about something that's just so
01:01:46
>> minuscule. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That stuff makes me I love that stuff. >> Yeah. Like your toenails.
01:01:51
>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> Yeah. They got band-aids on the toes. I'm supposed to go swimming. You know
01:01:56
these. I'm just I'm just quoting it. >> I I wanted to do something about how
01:02:00
when a guy goes to the airport in a motorcycle. >> Oh yeah. >> I'm gonna put the helmet in the
01:02:08
overhead. I can knock over everything. >> Knock everything over. >> No, but I'm sorry. I feel like I have to
01:02:15
say sorry to Sebastian because I can't stop doing >> No, it's No, Sebastian, it's a love
01:02:19
letter. I tell him, he was on our podcast. I said musicality and physicality, which is a lot of what you
01:02:25
do, too. >> And that that's very potent when you're physically funny and then verbally
01:02:30
funny. >> Look familiar? >> Little bit of a symposium. >> I have four pages on you.
01:02:34
>> Can I see something and see maybe there's a question I would like to
01:02:36
answer? >> Yeah, this is just your research. >> Okay. Okay. And who did this?
01:02:40
>> We got it from the top view. >> No, it's another guy with co back east
01:02:43
that he sends it in. >> Um, >> I'm not showing you my real question.
01:02:47
>> I had a quick question. >> Yeah, please. >> When was when was comedy your job?
01:02:52
>> When did you stop doing any other job and comedy was your job? >> How much did you make at that point?
01:02:57
>> It wasn't until SNL because >> before then you were still you're
01:03:00
coaching a team or something. >> I saw >> I was coaching a team but I was doing
01:03:04
that for free uh at my high school. Okay. But um no, so I worked for this Instagram account. That was my first
01:03:09
real That's what I felt like I had like a nonreal job >> is only Yeah. Only in Dade, which is an
01:03:17
account that does all this news about Miami. And I got like truly at that time it felt like
01:03:23
>> the honor of being like >> a modernday like news anchor cuz it's
01:03:29
only on Instagram >> and Tik Tok and I'm sitting in my house with a camera and I'm editing it myself
01:03:38
and it's just me being like this week in Miami this happened. This happened this
01:03:42
happened. This >> happened. That job definitely was like the first time cuz I moved out of my
01:03:47
mom's house and so that that job paid me enough to like move out. >> So um I was working that job and a
01:03:53
different job and then I told the my boss um hey man I really want to do this with you guys. I don't want to have to
01:03:59
work my 9 to5 and this >> is there a way you can pay me enough to get me out of and he did and I got out
01:04:05
of it and um I could pay my rent doing videos at the same time I was writing for some for a podcaster and at the same
01:04:13
time I was coaching a guy to do standup. I was like going to his house for like a
01:04:17
couple hundred bucks and like writing jokes for him at his house because he was like a a businessman that just sold
01:04:22
his business and he wanted to do standup and so I was like writing jokes for him
01:04:27
for 200 bucks a week or something. I was like this is amazing. Every time I sit with him for a couple hours I get a
01:04:30
couple hundred bucks. >> And so that's how I was covering. And then at the time also I was touring with
01:04:35
Mark Vieiraa and Gilbert Godfrey I got to tour with and um huh >> was Tim Dylan.
01:04:41
>> Tim Yeah and Tim Dylan. Gilbert's the funniest dude. >> He was Gilbert. Oh my god,
01:04:45
>> Gilbert is was the best. And Gilbert um he just loved uh he loved candy and um
01:04:51
he um he needed >> and his impressions. >> Oh my god. >> It was just so weirdly funny.
01:04:56
>> Yeah, >> he was a weird delivery. >> One night he had a he wanted muffins
01:05:00
>> and I'm like I felt like I'm going to do whatever he needs. So I'm like getting
01:05:04
this guy get we need the muffins for Gilbert. Gilbert needs the muffins and I can't tell Gilbert is just like the
01:05:10
sweetest thing on earth. But the next day in the morning, my job is to go to his door, knock, get him out. Yeah.
01:05:16
>> Take him to the car, go to the airport, fly home. >> So I go knock on the door. I open the
01:05:23
door. He opens the door for me. He's like, I'm just finishing a packing and I
01:05:27
I look and he's putting the muffins in his suitcase and I'm like, you are just
01:05:32
the best of all time. >> Um and yeah, I just he was dry. I drove with him for a few hours also a few
01:05:39
times and just his jokes in the car just >> Gilbert. Yeah, he's so crazy. I I stayed
01:05:44
with him for a week one time live with him and it was same kind of crazy eating like uh Frosted Flakes in the morning
01:05:50
and like those old school cereals. >> Mhm. >> And it was it's always odd when you're
01:05:54
on a comedian you're living you're staying doing gigs and you're in the
01:05:57
same house or condo. >> The comedian's common. >> Yeah. Comedy condo.
01:06:00
>> Yeah. I've been in a lot of those >> Yeah. >> those beds. Yeah. It's bad. I mean it's
01:06:05
>> it's not bad. It's sexy. >> That is like a 9 to seven nightmare job.
01:06:11
>> Dishwasher from 9 to5 to 9 to7 thousands. >> Even like a sales job that I was working
01:06:17
that's a headset in your house. >> That's not fun. Like like if you want
01:06:22
>> this is Marcelo telemarketing all. >> Yeah, I was doing that. I was going um
01:06:26
this is Marcelo and I'm calling on behalf of your health center. I would name the health center and I'm just
01:06:31
calling to let you know that we can get your medicines delivered to your house at no additional cost to your church.
01:06:35
>> Pretty smooth. That's pretty good. >> And they would be like, "You're a thief.
01:06:40
>> You're an animal AND YOU'RE A THIEF." AND then the the the daughter would come
01:06:44
in and be like, "Who is this?" And I'm like, "Oh, I'm sorry. Um, I'm just I'm
01:06:48
calling on behalf of the health center. I'd like to get your parents um you know
01:06:51
um medicine's delivered at no additional cost to your INSURANCE AND LIKE YOU
01:06:54
ANIMAL, HOW DARE YOU TRY TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF MY MOTHER." >> Do you do this in your stand up?
01:07:00
>> No. No. No. It's I think it's a chiller sometimes. >> No, no. You think you can extenduate
01:07:04
that and make it a little >> They think I'm taking advantage of time to hear a few jokes.
01:07:09
>> They you go while I got you on the phone. Can you hear my new bit? >> What do you What is um the episode that
01:07:16
you guys have liked the most of the show >> outside of outside of this one? Of
01:07:21
course. >> This one might blow up. Um who is it? >> What do you mean our biggest banger from
01:07:26
this? >> Yeah. >> Well, in the early days we just tapped all our really close friends that are
01:07:30
superstars. Okay. >> Tina Fay, Adam Sandler, Tomart, Maya Rudolph. I don't know. We Yeah,
01:07:37
>> they're the best. Seeing them pop by the show is always crazy. >> Yeah, it's really fun to
01:07:42
>> Would you We're part of a, you know, a heritage. >> You guys are 100% part.
01:07:47
>> We feel like we all need to eat. So, let's uh we're >> going to wrap it up. Do
01:07:49
>> you want me to take you to eat for real? >> Do you get a rest now or you go to
01:07:52
another thing? >> We're going to chill a little bit today and then tomorrow we go to M or Yeah,
01:07:57
tomorrow. Wednesday we go to Miami and then I go to Gainesville. Then I go to Boston and then I'm back in New York and
01:08:03
I'm watch >> all that before the next show. >> Yeah. >> Oh wow.
01:08:05
>> Watch the Super Bowl. I don't get back to my house till Sunday. >> Oh, Super Bowl is this Sunday, right?
01:08:09
>> Yeah. >> All right. Well, >> go Pat or Sea Chickens. Say thanks for
01:08:13
coming on, Danny. Be >> dude, thank you guys for having me. Can I say something nice?
01:08:17
>> Um >> um I think um to both of you, I think I came being on the show is always like
01:08:22
every time you go there, you feel like it's the first day a little bit. >> Um and I bet when you came back, you
01:08:27
also felt like whoa. >> It was weird. >> It was weird. But um you guys have been
01:08:32
so kind to me and I appreciate it. And um I am always quite scared. I think it's a fair word to use about this whole
01:08:40
the whole thing I'm doing. It all feels crazy and it's happening. Um even when
01:08:45
it's happening slow, it's happening fast. And I appreciate you guys being
01:08:48
kind and sweet and being doing bits with me. And you know cuz I can be a lot and
01:08:53
you guys have accepted me and I appreciate it. >> Thank you for saying that. But you know
01:08:58
um >> and also I think I also think you guys are aging uh beautifully. >> That's nice. That's what I was waiting
01:09:03
for. >> So are So are you. I remember at one point I told you I just said in the
01:09:08
hallway I go cuz I watched how you operate. Maybe you know I said there's nothing I can teach you.
01:09:14
>> Yeah. >> There's nothing I can tell you, you know, but I will ask you.
01:09:17
>> That's always the best advice you get is somebody going like just keep doing it.
01:09:21
>> It's like all the best people told >> and I think you're going to be uh even
01:09:25
have more fun this year. I think four under your belt in the fifth year. I think where you get there's levels of
01:09:31
relaxation and confidence and the audience discovering you and vice versa and then it gets even exponentially more
01:09:36
fun. That was my experience in year five. >> Man, well I appreciate you both and you
01:09:42
both are wearing very sensible footwear. >> Look at this [ __ ] shoes. They're not
01:09:45
bad. >> These guys, man, >> we never had anybody do SNL. Do the [ __ ] Grammys coming out takes a
01:09:53
bubble bath before the podcast. >> Yeah. You walk in and watch all over the
01:09:59
place. [ __ ] >> Thank you for coming. Thank you for You're looking good. You're very cute.
01:10:03
And uh I'll see you uh at lunch. >> All right. Let's go. >> Okay. Bye guys.
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