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[Music] yes because people back in the day they you forget how many great songs Tom Petty has and then he starts she is an
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American [Music] girl now Dana welcome to Superfly uh this is our third episode as I'm
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screaming and we wanted to thank everyone because uh they're watching on YouTube which is
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new for us YouTube's doing well and then audio you can always go to fly on the wall and it feeds you into some Superfly
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back Channel way to listen to it so people have adjusted to what we look like because they've heard us for a
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while now and then at first they went oh my God but then the brain acclimates that's just how they look now and everyone relaxed to call it a smash with
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not being I mean it's like unbel able Smash Hit but that's fine uh the first reaction is usually just gross when they see us then they go they say gross and then they say sickening and then they
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say you guys look the same yes you know speaking of SNL Dana we don't really talk about this show but a big story is Shane Gillis is going back Shane who's a [ __ ] stud who hilarious was on fly on
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the wall if you want to listen to that that was very about six months ago he was a little shell shock from the trauma
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of being fired just being fired from SNL and he was playing you know clubs uh he's very sweet extremely brilliant comedian and and now he plays you know I
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think he was he did open for Usher they just didn't show it but I think he did do 20 minutes at the Super Bowl and
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Usher was like move along he was on one of the polls in the background or was he
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the guy they shot up in the air see him shoot somebody up in the air I I don't know the pageantry the whole thing but
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before we go to that yeah that Shane going back being on the show that fired him that's I'm gonna call it now and I'm
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not the first one to coin it musy TV yeah I mean Norm went back when he got fired nor McDonald who we were all H buds with and I thought that was interesting but actually Shane has blown
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up more than I mean Norm had done great after he left but it was nothing like going from selling out clubs to selling
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out big theaters like Shane is all around doing great U big money coming in and big special um and super cool and sort of
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someone called him the Taylor Swift for men which is hysterical like all guys like him you
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know what I mean he's like a GU guy he's big he's he's he wears a t-shirt he's just like a regular dude and he just
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talks like dudes talk and but it's very clever um yeah us as fellow comedians you know when you see Louis CK come up or or Norm or whatever or David Spade
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people who have a take on stuff you wouldn't think of and Shane is the latest greatest in that that he's just
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doing it a little different than right before him it is his moment and uh he's sneakily incredibly likable he has most comedians I don't know if you have a laugh but most comedians have a laugh
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that they do once in a while throughout their set he just has a really Charming one even if his bit is kind of edgy
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he just wins you over so uh I'm G to watch that's my Chris Rock has a laugh when he does his AC ready yeah it actually can help a joke
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oh I think it's your your own soundtrack Richard PRI would have a kick the whole time kiss some man Cosby had a laugh uh
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sorry I didn't mind to bring him up Jerry Seinfeld and you and Louis CK they'll just do it like every three to
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four minutes and his monologue Shane I mean I don't even know what you say I mean
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it's so funny I just like I think I'm happy SNL just said took the hit and said yeah come back you're too big of a star now and it's actually sort of in
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the uh ether right now of that that that he's doing well and that's the kind of host they want and so [ __ ] it what
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happened before just take yeah that's that's part of Lauren's sort of Brilliance as a you know SNL I mean he
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is SNL and you could see part of being on SNL is just reading the room and reading the moment and you know maybe
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someone in the room at Lauren's office said I don't know oh please it's that thing of the you co he comes on the show
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you have a Mia Copa or whatever else copas you want then you have a couple Copa and you go to the you go to like a
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really long party we'll have it at Oro oro's again oh yeah what do you want to what else do you want to say do you want to tell you have thoughts about the Super Bowl even though it's been a week um I just think if if like Taylor
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Swift again really like Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce but start with that but I look at the Skybox and I look at the glowing people in the Sky Box I look at their cocktails
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I look at their smiles I look how young and fresh they seem like the happiest thing of humanity what party was invented that I never went to and I've been to some pretty good parties but
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when I look up there I go how do you get into that glowing kind of uh alternative
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Universe Skybox where everything is great where you play Tokyo a million fans oh I excuse
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me oh no they're like yeah Taylor Swift I'm from Toyo exactly be realistic that's what they that is look I'll do this and we can cut it but it's one of my favorite bits and I I look I just do
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a lot of accents but I used to do all these accents around the world and where they came from and one of them was in
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Japan where did that gutural accent come from the sound of a Japanese accent that
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was because it's in a seismic zone so they'd be sitting around and then an earthquake would hit and they'd be
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like are you shaking your [ __ ] what's an earthquake I didn't know what had it had an extra part to it that's
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great so I don't know I mean look um I mean they tracked her plane was that funny or they tracked her plane all the way from Japan to make sure she made
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something fun to do she's the Beatles of her generation she's beautiful lipstick is incredible never smudges she's like
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the super natural person on the planet and then the boy toy is 65270 and they seem they do they pack on the
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PDA do you know what that means when a couple packs it's a little PDA heavy I I didn't I didn't think of that but yeah
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yeah they're making out and swanders on I mean again I'm I'm I'm a I'm a fan but it it's it's like you know can any
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relationship as a casual Observer stay out of 10 he wins the Super Bowl she's super super they're swaying and kissing and hugging and grabbing everyone's just looking in the in the white shot they're
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just like they're like Supernatural beans where does it go from there so what I wanted to do is introduce
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potential red flags for any couple and that couple which is our our kind of royalty Travis
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and and Taylor um if he ever says this to you Taylor you know what something you got a smart mouth on you that's a tell is that the beginning of trouble I
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think that's a tell um hey hear my new song sorry babe that lyric is just stupid that's a tell yeah there's trouble in River City they turn into a
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couple from Vanderpump Rules overnight yes oh no you're going to cry again when you hear that that's a red flag where were you no come on man you're gone for
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two hours where were you red flag don't okay do you want to jump in here David no I'm gonna get I was thinking of something that Taylor will say to him oh
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well she would be like his red flags equal opportunity football honestly boring my last boyfriend this is Taylor to Travis my last boyfriend was so cool
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he was so cute and hot um that's it yeah how about when are you going to quit football and start DJing that's where the money's at you want to listen to my new song again you
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need a makeover your whole look is just you know if you love you change Kelsey says Heather's making always red lipstick even around the
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house or here do you think when they go to like just some casual they go to shakies for pizza is there always
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confetti falling on them and they start kissing I feel like that happens everywhere they go [Music]
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hey you know one thing about when you go to the Super Bowl it reminded me it's like after the Super Bowl is like after
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in the old days if you bought a bunch of coke it's not worth it because once it's over you're like oh I paid all that
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money and it's over that fast the worst is if someone asks you for your Super Bowl ticket money after the Super
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Bowl it's like chasing up drug money after you like I already did my drugs now now I got to pay for them I already
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did I I'm mad I did it now oh yeah you owed me 12 grand for that seat at the Super Bowl you're like well don't and my
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team lost the best parties are unexpectedly great but it's like New Year's Eve and the Super Bowl like we're
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really party man but you know what Drake won two and a half million I think betting on the Chiefs I I I have to say
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and this is this is an uninteresting take uh when rich people like Drake B bet a million
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dollars I don't care that much I don't care that the guy that has 200 million bets a million shows off shows you the
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ticket and they don't talk about as much when they lose but when they win they go what's up and you're like it didn't
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change your life now if anyone else did that it would change their life but he does it every week so it's just puffing
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up that I just don't like he turns into HR puffing stuff well here's the here's the deal can I finish one time Google he Drake said at his next concert and I
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don't know where it is but I assume he plays big big Arenas he's going to find someone somehow in the audience and give
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them $ two and a half million dollar I predict that show is GNA sell out I would go is that true that's a great idea is that true that's what he announced that's what he announced he
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just said it in some YouTube let's go what do you what do you mean we've I've already booked a seat up right up front Super Fly box at the show we got
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to get close so we can get the tickets we got get way up front we got to walk down yes we will um anyway oh I have a
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thought on Usher this is a hot take okay my friend Usher I met him once event incredibly nice go ahead I feel like it was a bit of joeo syndrome Usher is a
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great performer Joe Koy is a funny comedian but I had heard that three people had passed on that halftime show
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you know your tayor your Beyonce and so people think they used to not leak ahead
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like with the Golden Gloves they didn't say who turned it down now if you went to see a movie uh when you were growing
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up and it was some actor and they go and right before you went in they go Robert Redford turned this down and so did uh
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alpacino then you go oh so who did they get this guy and then you go what was wrong with it to where they didn't do it
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and so that's kind of like seeing the fourth pick you go well I mean Usher was great and people love him and he did a fine job but I think there's a little bit of
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that yeah and also it it you know the pressure every year to to make this spectacle you know
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just they should have Neil Young next year just with an acoustic guitar not even mov just on over old man look at my
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life I'm a lot like you were get off [ __ ] you the [ __ ] because I Usher works so hard you know but yeah we need just Neil Young with an acoustic guitar center stage
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they'll lose about 60 million people but for people like my my age group we'd be
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super happy right and then he brings out like they go crazy cuz like you know um
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Roy orberson Walks out with and they're like hey who's not even alive featuring I couldn't think of anyone older oh no Graham Nash could come out and they could sing our house and
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everyone's like holy [ __ ] is that Graham Nash or my Grandpa's friend they would
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know I well yeah I mean who would be your pick I know who your pick was years ago and by the way we was watching Super
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Bowl this guy come is going to come on everyone's like lukewarm I go trust me this is going to crush and it was classic rock and roll Tom Petty yep Tom Petty did the
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super B Crush yes because people back in the day they you forget how many great songs Tom Petty has and then he starts she is American
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Girl and free Free Falling I just I just substitute some kind of voice you you P
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I love Tom Petty you know I went to see you too the sair oh yeah how was that last week and
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uh what are my thoughts um overwhelm you know they they show so many things on the wall all these messages it's like you might as well be The Manchurian Candidate you're basically getting
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hypnotized into thinking you know what I mean like brainwashed they could just flicker things on there because you're
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staring at it for two to three hours so just for people who are listening going sphere tell them what it is oh that's
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that's the big circle that holds 18,000 in Vegas where they have concerts and the outside can look like an eyeball
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it's all made of LED screens it's pretty badass and you two was playing and when they say there's so much going on in there they say listen worst case scenario you get really bored
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you watch the band and the funny thing is that's that's what you used to is just
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watch the band but now there's like oh there's something over here they have a giant shark over here it looks like it's
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coming at you while they're playing um uh and we went we went and we had pretty good seats actually can I ask you a question yeah because it's this fear and the type of seating in the old days at a
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big arena they'd say they're in the nose bleeds those seats are so high up they have bloody noses and performer is the
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size of a PE Speck of dust is there any bad seat in this Sphere not really because it's like straight up like a
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wall uh they used to say I sat in the rafters I sat right in the nose beds nose beds I guess just those the cheap seats oh the cheap seats yeah the cheap
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seats I us I would go to a Giant's baseball game for a buck and just sit way out left field like you know
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couldn't see anything well look I heard that it's wired for this but they're afraid to do it but it's sometime the
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next three months they're going to do it the sphere has the capability apparently I heard to ride
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up go into the low subordinal atmosphere and then make a landing back in Vegas did you notice the little secret seat belts no I'm Googling low
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suborbital that's where William Shatner went on the the guy who's everything about him looks like a dick you know
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Jeff Bezos the swoosh looks like a dick on Amazon his spaceship looks like a dick and so does his
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head it's a trifecta he's a human penis I mean come on so with shat or the funny
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thing is dick looks like a crescent wrench crazy it doesn't even make sense I love
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[Music] it oh I want to show you some headlines uh let's let's show Okay show some
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stories let's see pull something up there's two one of them is this one I thought
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was kind of funny transgender woman sued ex-boyfriend over tossed out balls so what happened was what happened to our culture what
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happened to America this is a story you wouldn't hear 10 years ago but well the what happened was I can't read it but what I remember is the person I'm just
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going to try to read it sued xbf over tossed out balls but Jud judge says no case right but the real story the little story is
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like the person that got them chopped off kept him in the fridge and the guy they broke up and the guy threw him out and they and the other person came back to get the balls and they said you
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didn't leave them here yes I did I know they're by the eggs actually they are the eggs they might have got mixed up
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with the eggs um let me just so it's a couple someone balls chopped off and then the
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couple breaks up why would the couple because I'm a romantic why would they break up over the over that it would cause a rift possibly maybe not but
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that's probably do you have any other testicle removing articles I like we what I would
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hide them in the pickle juice um no one's looking there what's your best balls joke in your standup do you have any because I don't know trying to
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think um well I I had one of my I I'll you go ahead and then I'll my balls joke IHOP what about that to the oh I went to IHOP and I found a pube in my eggs no I
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found a hair in my eggs and it was a pebe and it was still attached to the guy balls that and he didn't work there
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and that's what I thought was weird I go this gu doesn't even work here see that's you think it would be that's good
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that's funny and that's smart this is me in college doing standup at a tiny Club
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when I was really scared uh popey from the Popeye ctoons get gets kicked in the balls oh skitt what kill every time oh skitt it's
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killing here Heather is doing the air part of her laugh and then it comes into noise she's just I wasn't like you I I
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could never write material I would go to toy stores I would just think of I I couldn't well you can write material I I
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would go to toy stores and buy props and try to make comedy out of that but Papa
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getting kicked in the balls was a show stopper well you know I do like that one I think I remember you did it for a little bit in the old days but you took it out so there's [ __ ] in my ACT I hate
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taking out it just gets too old and I'm like come on guys I'm so well it's really to amuse myself it's more I want
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more abstraction I don't want anything anything that makes any sense the one that kills the hardest now is goes back
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50 years George Bush Senior going off a high dive diving board okay it kills gotta do it gonna do it gonna do it not gonna do it
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but I'm walking that's it bedum you go pepper in a funny walk bedum chaos people like every time I do this one because of the Super Bowl I'll
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do it Christopher Walkin sees a an amazing magic trick wow yeah you could have been in that Super Bowl commercial that's it Heather could do it wow wow wow there you go
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yeah that was pretty good that's pretty good Heather Heather Heather Feather hair oh oh here's one more story I'm gonna show you no I don't have it I just
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read that in the New York City the cops aren't allowed to have facial hair again they used to have that
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I don't know if Heather knows this they used to have that forever the Yankees the uh New York City cops and
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then they let them have beards and must I don't know why they did it and now the cops can't have that so the only thing
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these cops really can do now is get beat up look at this I mean that's I mean you
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need a beard to soften the punch I mean all they're doing is getting look at this give them something these poor
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[ __ ] guys every C out of mustache in the in the 60s cool everybody had a mustache new video reveals bring back some traditions clean slav
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slaven clean shaven clean shaven mhm I don't like this because first of all it's so hard to get people to be cops it's so hard to get them the cops get
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beat up in New York more than anywhere and then you can't fight back you can't choke anyone you can't punch anyone so
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you can't do anything so you're either getting beat up or you're having someone film it and going it's bad enough to get
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beat up someone's filming going hey you [ __ ] [ __ ] you're losing it's like well I can't fight back I'm I can't shoot I can't fight I just get get beat up and then they run away and go [ __ ]
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you and they go it's like that's 20 times a day what kind of escape from you you New York New York Chris Kurt I can't talk
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now what kind of Escape From New York Kurt Russell [ __ ] dystopia movie are we living in when it's a commonplace
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thing what happened today oh I saw some cops get beat up what happened to the people they they ran away
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and what happened they they don't then they're not allowed to chase them and people it's just so weird and you go
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when I was a kid you won't believe this this is how old I am we weren't supposed to beat up
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cops now it's like a tick tock challenge but you know whatever what are you going to do now next will be what I was gonna
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say I wanted to see your Super Bowl commercial I'm jumping around oh okay I have a story about me and John love it
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if you want to see it so I I've been in four Super Bowl commercials who oops how'd that get out Jesus Christ well two
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with love itss for American Express back in and then one with Kevin nean Hans and
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France and then one with Mike Meyers so you know another good friend of mine that's due to do a Super Bowl commercial
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with me oh let's do it I love Super Bowl commercials yeah I love oh here's your commercial so this is while you're on SNL right while on SNL and John and I
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together in American Express commercial we are going to the Super Bowl you get the ticket and trips on mea and John were P Dana took the American
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Express car but John took that other car John had trouble at the airport what I'm
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over my limit sorry do you take American Express of course [Music] alh Montage funny montage only take the
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American Express card funny reaction funny reaction funny sunglasses John looks kind of cool John looks great pay attention to the Hawaiian
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shirts Hawaiian shirts look at those guys going in card the souvenir stand you got me this with your card yeah thanks the American look
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at how stupid that [ __ ] is I know uh what it was John and I came up with a thing during the thing of doing that thing but the funny part about John and I's relationship you saw the uh
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Hawaiian shirts at the end they're kind of loose fitting mine was sort of yellow orange so there was you know like big
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American Express commercial there was a trailer with I don't want to exaggerate I'd say a 100 Hawaiian shirts just lined
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up so I go in and I grab one I put it on I'm going out in the bleachers see the scene at the end John goes in the
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trailer like shark go in the trailer John goes in the trailer two minutes five minutes 10 minutes 20 what's going
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on he finally comes out doesn't have a wine shirt on walks over to me points and goes I'd like to wear that one so I
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go John you're being ridiculous what a [ __ ] idiot I go John there's aund in there no it's a two second shot it's a
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two second shot so finally just because the way John and I will tease each other I said John look let's be honest we both
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know I got the best one this is the best one by far I got it first what can I tell you I'll be funny
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in the commercial you won't you know so we got two commercials out of American Express because that that commercial was voted number one that year it was the first year they had ratings so maybe
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that's ad meter thing yeah USA Today mhmh well that's [Music] great we want to um potentially have people send in we can
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cut this out um oh no we can uh Impressions audio or or or or video audio of um Impressions and we will give you feedback and maybe we'll end up having a a little competition as people
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go forward like you know who can do the best whatever we'll give you our our uh professional Showbiz opinion and uh they
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can be bad or we'll just clown on you you send it in Superfly at odyssey.com AUD ay.com yep and Dana I've had a I've
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people twittered me some red red NES I have one rackam for you before we start but it's kind of similar no I love
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rackam rackam we almost named this podcast rackam which was David's notion and I I just still think it's really
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funny do you think you need to explain for Heather you understand what rackam is Right everyone knows right yeah in
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pool and it pool when you're in pool and and you hit the last ball in and you walk away and go rack them that means
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you won and [ __ ] you and let's play badass moveing pool yeah so you have a joke I can't think of a good joke set I thought of one this weekend because it's the dumbest one I go uh doesn't matter
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as long as you say rack him it's gonna okay ready yes uh you know I don't want to say Dana is tight with money but I
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asked my pet bird what he thought of Dana and he said cheap cheep rack them we it it shouldn't be a joke from 25 years ago but it's good in real life
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present jokes but I can't think of one you had two only if if only I was a comedian you had a good Rhythm you had you had a catch raise with cheap cheap and then you had rack funny Bird's
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telling you that he's cheap and then uh and then rackam I ran right over with rackam but you can you can stall but
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let's get into red red necki I just want to explain to people this this is just just my take on a really bad comedian
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and it's also just a story of someone who is uh indomitable like always thinks of the positive Google he announces his name before every joke I'm red red
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neckie the redneck comedian I ask my J every joke sorry I swear to God that's I'm red red necki the redneck comedian I asked my
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daddy what's for dinner he said [ __ ] on a shing I said this day keeps getting better and better come get
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some I'm red rednecky the redneck comedian I made my sister only cuz Mama took me down come and get some so it was an in like they're very they're very economical though they're
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not they don't wait too long no and it's it's just like I went to the doctor he said he had to amputate my right foot I said can I keep my left foot he said sure thing I said come and get some what
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the why don't he get that one well because he's so positive he just says come and get some he thinks great I hi I'm red redneck the redneck comedian the doctor said he had to remove my right
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foot I said can I keep my left foot he said sure thing I said come and get some I thought the first two were were more red red necky red red yeah we like
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it though we laughed at well here's one that no one ever gets cuz it's too dry I'm red red necky the red that comedian
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I just got back from oen Saw Minnesota everyone said how are the folks doing in O and saw I said dabbing cotton come and get [Music]
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some listen I'm gonna come and get some I'm saying I'm not saying I'm not I'm just saying Heather got it do you get it
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no I for DAV and cotton he likes she just likes to hear dab and cotton and I just like to hear come and get some I
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just got back from oing soul ooing s is theing s I have to announce I got back from oooing s Mississippi how do folks doing down there Davin cotton come and
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get some oh yeah how about spraying back teen rackam let me think of a rackam joke
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rack rackham's tough I like by the way I posted a an Instagram story this weekend
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about a fake Super Bowl party I had with 18 people but it was like the most bleakest party so I just did I tell you
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this no oh I I put a picture of like uh a cup of salsa and a bag of peanuts and then uh one titos bottle and I said uh let's rage or something and
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then people put more like come and get some see that okay I like that one infested that's not the word it's infiltrated my
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story how about this so people are listening to this dog [ __ ] podcast how how about this this guy challenged me to a fight I
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went full Paul Newman and Butch casting a suance kid come and rack them no no we
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can't have a collab yet come and rack no R come on man come and R they are kind of similar but I like come and get some better but rackam needs to be in a
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in in the right time and place is a real good one uh even if it's thrown away uh yeah but
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dude oh I have one here here's a joke so in a related story M Maestro is coming in godamn Maestro is an Oscar nominated
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movie Bradley Cooper's in and uh I'm sure it's a perfect quality well done movie but it looks a little boring honestly I couldn't get through the poster honestly I fell sleep during the
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billboard there we go I said it like that that's a good chop right there no just in case Bradley he's brilliant in the movie it it's a it's a it's it's
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quite amazing uh the holdovers extraordinary oh the one we had him on Paul gedi is and the whole movie is just puddle of Tears grabs you like a 70s
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movie Alexander Payne I think did sideways yeah you say his name wrong it's it's his name is pronounced GMO did
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you see the movie Bobby that was when I saw Margot Robbie first promoting it they go tell us about your movie she
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goes It's called Bobby because that's how everyone from Australia says it Bobby at Bobby shrimp on the Bobby hey
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mate Bobby hey um all right what do we do now do we end that's it it's a [ __ ] wrap dude it's a WP all you guys thanks for tuning in oh we can read these These are emails Superfly
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submissions oh okay read them okay read one of these as red red necki I went shopping this is red red necki the redneck comedian I went shopping at Walmart for a three-piece suit and came
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back with three pieces of fruit come and get some BM Well it's it sounds funny Johnny it's you're getting close we're going to work
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on these next it sounds funny because the way you're saying it and when you end it it doesn't almost matter what the
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middle part is I'm red rednecky the redneck comedian my mom always told me you better get mad before it's too late
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said what do you mean she said never mind it's already too late come GE home it's just a little few too many words but you're getting close Johnny this is one guy submitting all this horeshit oh
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here's one from Raven Raven Robbie oh this is a Johnny oh sorry officer I didn't know I was swerving I had three twizzle Willy wonkers at the drunken monks not bad oh
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this is Johnny Carson yeah three twizzle willly wonkers at the drunk Dr drunken monk mon would be singular go ahead I think it should be three twizzle wizzes
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because it should be two and two two words and two words three twizzle wizzes at the Drunken Monkey or I don't know these are viewer submissions okay I didn't know we had any these are great
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I'm red rednecky the redneck comedian what's the difference between an Aly cat and a PO cat about $20 come and get some
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oh like a stripper that's pretty I like that a PO cat would be the stripper it's a
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little dark yeah mhm uh hey Frank it's a cat stripper mama said get you a woman that appreciates pest control on a good day that's dinner in the show come and get some these are pretty
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good uh what about okay if you have any good of those or any good rackam cinamon and uh we'll wrap up now thanks for
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watching watching and also thanks for listening and uh the studio is almost ready so we're going to be in here rack them yeah
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