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All right, Dana, it's David Spade and and friends. Uh, welcome to an episode. Thank you. Thanks. I'm happy to be your guest.
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Oh, I got a great story for you right off the bat. But first, let's just say there's a lot of stuff going on at our our alma m
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[Music] a lot of stuff. A lot of cash changes going, some personal things out there,
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people we know what's going on. So, we're going to go over that comprehensively, piece by piece,
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piece by piece, and it's going to be a a barn burner. But first, we're going to do a little catch up because I haven't I haven't seen him in um eight hours.
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We had First of all, the SNL stuff. Lots of rumor, lots of innuendo, intrigue, palace intrigue. Who comes?
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Who goes? Why? Why? Who? What? Where? When? What do we do when the world ash? Why?
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Exactly. You know that was uh JFK during the Cuban missile crisis. Yeah. Could have been Bobby Kennedy senior during the Cuban missile crisis. But I Was it Bobby Kennedy
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that said that I believe I believe what do we do when the world asked why? But it could have been Jack. Anyway, back to your weekend. You'll you'll never guess who killed
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Bobby Kennedy in the kitchen at the Roosevelt. Uh, no. I will never guess. Sir Han, Sir Han, isn't it? You're kidding. You're kidding. Is that his name? Yeah.
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Yeah. I wasn't even doing that as a joke. I was saying he was a bus boy there and then I was going to promote bus boys.
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Oh, well, that's that's a stretch. I know. I was really trying to link it together. God, my hair's getting long,
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dude. I know. I don't know what's going on. What have happened sidewalls? You got kind of a You're turning into me. It's
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kind of fluffy. I'll start this with this. This is a hat from my gig I just did.
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Okay. It's black though. And it's black. What does it say on it? I can't. It says Alaska.
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H. Do you know where? What do you What Nebraska is a corn husker? What's in Alaska?
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Alaska. Are the Blubers? The Blubers? That sounds That's their NFL team. I bought it. Hook, line, and the Blubers. the it's
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I had a gig up there. It's the Keystone State or something to do with mining. Is it Heather? See if Alaska is the
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Keystone State. I don't know if it's that, but it's something to do with Heather jumps off Tik Tok quickly. Tik Tok is rocking. Okay,
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listen. So, Dana, I have a gig up. Pennsylvania. Oh, Pennsylvania is the I was close. What's Alaska though? No, another place. Alaska. Alaska is just the, you know,
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the grizzly or something or something to do with the Yeah, I could get on the tip of my brain.
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I think it's called the bring a coat state. Is it really that cold? So why I mean,
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while she works on this, why would anybody go to the trouble to play Alaska? Like
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if I could beam to Alaska, I'd play it there tonight, right? It's called fan interaction,
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and the people matter to me. Are you are you I'm just gonna say this because you
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can't say it. Are you Yeah. gigantic in Alaska? I mean, is that your I will say,
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are you Shane Gillis in Alaska? Yeah. They're appreciative when you come up there because listen, the gig I did
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was a state fair. These are things as a comedian, you know, that watch for these early warning signs. State fair equates
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to I've done them. kids. One problem with state fairs, Alaska is the last frontier. Mhm. Okay, that makes sense. And it it's true.
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So, state fairs, I did one with Gary Shanling, open form, RIP, the one of the greats. Uh, we did
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it in Arizona where I'm from and it was one of those things where it was one of the events. So, it was come
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one, come all. Everyone could trickle from the corn dog hut into there from Indian fry bread from the tilt world.
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They all go in and so it was kids all ages and I was like but it was probably 3,000 people. I proceeded to bomb unsurprisingly but Gary did pretty well
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but he's he's pretty clean I think. Remember but you got to clean it up a bit. Inuendo but but clean.
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Yeah. So this is you would have killed um Yes. And but state fair I thought special it was intriguing because it's a state fair but then they
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said it's 3:00 in the afternoon I go on now it stays light till about midnight so and I didn't know it was outdoors I
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didn't really think of that part so it's very challenging I kind of liked the challenge of this is a lot so when I get
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there about a week ahead I put it on my weather on my apps and it says where I'm
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performing is 70% chance of rain. I was like, "Oh, I forgot about rain." Uh, so anyway, long story longer, I go, you have to go through Seattle, lay
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over, not direct, huh? And you know what I hate to say? An unnamed This happens to all airline. I just want a TV to veg out, just kill
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time, right? Mhm. They say, "Oh, this this flight has TVs." I said, "Thank God." I get there,
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it hits me, there's no TVs. And I go, "Where's the TV?" And they go, "It's on your phone, silly."
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Uhuh. So, they announced that they had TVs, but they meant it was because you were
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carrying a portable TV, i.e. your phone. I think that's false advertising. I'm going to call [ __ ] on that. What's
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the name of the airline? Let's get sued or sued. It's also called being rat [ __ ] So,
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was it I don't want to I don't want to look and download 18 apps and then get on W. It's
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just too much. So, it's like taking a date and you go to a drive-in theater and she goes, "Where's the screen?" I go, "It's on your phone, [ __ ] You thought it Why would you think it's
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there at the drive-in on the screen? That's drive-in theater with a big screen. What era did you come from? When were you
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poor?" Go if you want to hold it out like this. We go to a field and we look at our folks. We hold them out.
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We cuddle up and watch Tik Toks. Cuddle up there. Some marshmallows may be a thing. And you go home.
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All right. Hat's coming off cuz people got to see the scary hair. So that happened anyway. Question for you.
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Also, they have Go ahead. Ambient sound. So when you're on there outdoor there's a thunderstorm
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because when I did one for a second I heard a country western band kick in to the point where the whole amphitheater I was in outdoors could hear them playing. Yeah.
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So I'm doing my act and then the rodeo across the way it was huge and Billy knock now is on this thousandb bolt. So all this ambient
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noise and I'm going isn't that special? Ah, you're trying to be louder. Well, I just I just broke down the show and go started singing with the band or pretending. But did you have ambient
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sound? Was sound. Okay. Well, I had Bobby and Dan Levy with me and we uh God, you're like a That's incredible. We
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have two openers. Well, because and I have to do an hour, but they when I before I left, I said,
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"Hey, Alex, uh, manager, this feels like a clean show, right? That's a little harder. So I got to go through everything and really he said no. They said no restrictions. I go Are you sure? Cuz kids are at the So
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anyway, we go there. I go over to the petting zoo. They have a little petting farm. Pet the goats and
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uh baby snow cone. Now I got a reindeer dog. And it started to back up on me about two hours later.
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I go, I think Christmas came early. A corn dog is called a rain dog. Is that it from Is
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reindeer dog? Oh, cuz by the way up there they're like you should have a bison burger, the reindeer skewers. I'm
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like I don't know. I'm not here to experiment. I think you go on a you know kind of a
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state fair tour cuz obviously you took to it and you crushed you know what I wound up when Bobby went on it was so sunny we weren't worried about the rain. He had to wear
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sunglasses because the sun was setting and Jim Gaffigan had did this gig and he said he had to wear sunglasses and so I
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guess they understand it. And then when Dan went on it was getting cloudy so he was okay. When I went on the first thing
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I said I went up and then someone put on their poncho and I go look at this guy put on their poncho. It's not even raining. And they all go it is raining. I was like oh it started raining. Joke one. So the
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audience is getting wet, but you have a thing on top here like a pavilion and they're all getting it's getting into one of the worst. I
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did Laughlin, Nevada at same thing with the raking light with like 40 people in a 2,000 seat amphitheater with Chris Katan and Tim Meadows. What's a raking light mean?
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Raking like right in your eyes like the sun was trying to go down. It was like just blinding. So
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yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I don't know. Well, I said and and it was raining on him. So I
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said, 'The guy backstage who runs it told me, uh, it might rain. I said, 'Well, if it rains, they're going to
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start to leave. And he said, no, in Alaska, we're not a bunch of [ __ ] And I said that, and the crowd went, they loved it. They loved it. Were they?
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By the way, not one person left. They got rained on. They didn't It's Alaska. That's what they they're Alaska tough.
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They're tough. I like those people. So, I had a good time. The only last thing I'll tell you, and then I'll tell you 20 more things, was uh when I was
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sitting at breakfast waiting for those guys, I'm on like a bench seat along the wall. The uh hotel's packed with the [ __ ] gills for some reason. And then
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this woman next to me, she goes, she's staring at me. Oh. And I just keep like uh reading the menu and she goes I hear making noise and she goes, "Dana
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Carvey." Oh wow. Classic. I go, "Uh, close." Then I keep reading. She goes, "You're a Dana Carvey." I go, "I'm not, but yes, I I know Dane. I know
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I know what you're saying. And uh it's we used to work with together. We used to have the same job." Then she goes,
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"But you're that guy." And I go and then she goes, "I don't have my phone cuz I left it in Vancouver." I go, "What the cool, dude? If I left it in my room, I'd be
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[ __ ] flipping out. Uh 3 minutes ago, I'd be like click glitch glitch." So she finally goes, "I could tell by your voice you're Dana Garvey." She kept
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hammering. Everyone now in the restaurant is like, "It's not him." But anyway, I finally have to say, "No, no,
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I'm a different guy." And then, uh, "Well, will you sign it? Sign me something cuz I don't have my phone."
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So, I sign it, David, but I put not Dana Garvey. I had an interesting experience. We went to Hurt Hertz Castle again. We were gone a couple weeks ago.
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Whoa. And they have this thing with these giant buses, big heavy eight tire buses, and they go up the 1600 feet incline around hairpin turns up to the
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castle. Then you see the the event and then you're coming back down. So we sat in the very front and I'm watching the
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guy downshifting. It looks like you're going 30, 40 miles an hour right at a hairpin turn. There's no guard rails
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and he's kind of like straining to turn. If one tire gets out, we're trundling down. Trundling. And right before we got in the thing, the guide, we had been guided the whole
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way through. Very nice woman. She goes, "Hey, well, isn't that special?" I gave her a hug. And then going down, I was really nervous. My palms were sweating. I was watching the driver. He
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had a cloth and he was wiping off the sweat and just So then I came up with this idea. Just hit us like a ton of
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bricks. I don't think it'll be funny on the podcast, but I just did a news report. Ladies and gentlemen, at this
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hour, the church lady is no more. As if I trundled off the thing, but the church
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lady went to heaven. The church lady is no more. I don't know where that phrase comes from, but And
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the church lady is no more. But anyway, it was a fun trip, but you should go up there.
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Where is that? I um central California, you know, it's near south of Monteray, north of
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Papadaba, near Pasa Robos. It's about a guy with a billion trillion dollars who just kept building and building this giant thing. Charlie Chaplan was there. Winston Churchill, you know,
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they were there this weekend. Yeah. Carrie Grant came by. Did you I told you that the other day that I use uh oldtimey movie star voices when I'm calling Comcast.
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Yeah, I like this. And they're like, "Uh, so have you tried turning on off your machine?" And they don't know who Carrie Grant is. So the
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whole time I'm just going, "Yes, I did. I try I turned it on and off, but nothing happened. And I'll turn it on
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and off again, but nothing's happening. Well, they go, "Well, I don't know. Um, let's see. Maybe do you want someone to
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come out?" Well, that'd be very nice if you could have someone come out and take care of my gum cast.
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I used to have to have Spectra vision and they don't say, "Who is this? Are you making a fun?" This is the way you talk. They just accept Carrie Grant completely. We should bring back that talk again
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because it sounds cool. Actually, it is kind of a very strange accent. And sometimes I I kind of do Henry Fonda.
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I'm trying to watch the game. I'm not getting any kind of reception here. And they don't say, "Hey, are you Henry Fonda?" They just work with you. Yeah. So, anyway, that's a little fun
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little side note. No, that's that's it. Other than that, I would not go to that place. It's not far enough for me. I like to go super effing far. I got confirmation because I said
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to our mutual manager, Mark Slurvitz, book me where David went and I am going to play it in the dead of winter. They would love you. February 1st, it's called the Ice Bowl that day.
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Actually, Alaska was really fun and it's fun to see a place that you never ever go and it was a good reason to go. And
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then we drove around and we ate and everyone kept pushing the salmon on us. Have you tried the salmon?
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The funniest part was everyone everyone they all have like a Canadian accent kind of kind of I'm sort of cheating it but
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everyone has either New Balance or Rokus or snow boots or just boots. It's all boots. And then we leave the hotel. We see the guy in an empty room, the shoe shine guy. And I'm like who's who's got
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who? Not one person had hard shoes in that hotel. And he he's just a broke shoe shine guy from another era.
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Yeah, I want to go there. Honestly, I would love to go to Alaska because I'm from
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Montana, which has a lot of that, but Alaska is like 2.0 as far as underdeveloped grizzly bears everywhere. You saw the grizzly man guy. It was It
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was in Alaska. The guy who just got killed by the grizzly bears because he loved them too much. I've decided I could maybe beat a bear
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in a fight if they were declawed. Then to make it even, couldn't they just go like that and
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you'd be dead? I don't I don't think they need the claw. No, because we we would grapple a little
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bit, right? And then it would be fair. And then also they'd have to be roughly in my weight class. So
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you you would they would know they were in a fight, a grizzly bear versus you declawed. They they would know they're
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they're getting something. You would you would make your presence known as a physical being.
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They would try to make themselves bigger. I go, "Oh, to scare me." It doesn't work with me. It works the other
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way around. It doesn't work with me because I hit a fly in the shower. I shouldn't even tell you this. I was
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getting in the shower. Where are we? Okay, I'll tell I'll I'll save this for next episode. It's too good.
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Okay, we have we have pressing news. Yeah, we have We have pressing news about SNLep. We're the last people to report on this
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and we're the SNL. We were just there. No, it's it's happening live in real time. So, basically, well, we can do these in
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different chunks. There was two big things that caught my attention. Well, three big things. One is the people they
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that they let go that are not coming back. Two is the people that they hired. And then the fact that please don't destroy. Mhm. Please don't destroy. Please don't
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destroy. So, that that was disbanded in a very destroyed. Please don't destroy. Please don't destroy. And they asked nicely. Um, the exit people, Heidi Gardner,
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Devin Walker, Emil Michael Longfellow. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Heidi Rosebud. Rosebud Baker as a writer
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who we had on the pod right before that. And she did feel a bit waffly, right? Yeah. a little bit. You know, I I just say there's two lanes. There's one lane
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where you're a little iffy. Is this the right thing for what I should be doing with my resources, my personal talent?
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Am I getting paid enough to make it worth my while? If you're if you're the tip of the spear, if you're on the show
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all the time and you're really killing it, then you don't you you want to stay, you know?
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So, and also like Rose, but there's also not just her, but there's a mental aspect of
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like, can I take it another year? I mean, you know, like that sinking feeling. You
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don't know it. I know the sinking feeling when I had a weird time when you're not in re when you don't get
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anything past read through and that is the longest week cuz you get out at Wednesday and you're like just staring and and you're just invisible
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because everyone's like, "All right, I got to direct my sketch. I got to meet with Keith. I got to put this uh set
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dressing together. I want to go to wigs, figure that out, hair and makeup and talk to the cast and everything's
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happening around you. Now, you got to start on Wednesday night thinking about the next host going, "What can I write
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for next week?" Cuz I didn't get anything on as a writer or a performer. And I think some of these guys had that
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problem that if you're a cast member and it's just like such a mind effort to sit there and wait
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and wait and watch everyone and be happy for and cheerlead because you want to be a part of it and then you just go [ __ ]
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I'm not really part of it this week and then all Saturday and watching things kill and that's tough.
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Well the first time that when I went on years ago there was just three main uh male cast members. Um it was me and Phil and John Love it left over from 85
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right and so and then we had Kevin Nean and feature a Whitney Brown and so forth and they became maybe but it was um it's
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very interesting how for a long time it's 17 18 19 20 people and so there's some people if you don't get on the show Devin Walker had told me this because I was just out there you were out there Hunter Biden
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you became Hunter you became Hunter Biden there was no more Dave Spade actually was a great look. Um, and you
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were great. But, um, Devon had told me, um, that when you don't get on the show a lot, to your point, then when you get out there and you have a moment, you're not just sort of relaxed because it's
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like if you don't score here, you go back in line. So, it's it can be emotionally violent depending where you
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are in the show or it could be a magic ride. Nothing likes killing on live television. Um, we can bounce bounce
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around again, but the one that got my attention the most was the Please Don't Destroy.
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Uh, because it seemed to me they were really popular. They were an which is the group of three
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the sorry the group of three guys Ben Marshall, John Higgins, and Martin Hurley.
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Yeah. Um and they do these short films kind of esoteric ones they you know was you know Timothy Shalamé or whoever they're in and Taylor Swift has been in them like they get big stars in them. Yeah.
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So that really surprised me and on a human level I was surprised that they kept some of them. So John Higgins is not going to be part of SNL
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and he's not Yeah. Steve Higgins son is he's not at all. Not at all. Ben Marshall, the taller guy with a fair hair, he's gonna be a feature player. And then
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Martin Hurley, Tim Hurley's son. Be in fairness. He is going to be a writer. But John Higgins dad is Steve Higgins, who does is the sidekick to Jimmy
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Fallon, the announcer, and also writer, producer, been on the show in and around.
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I don't think so. but he's just been a producer writer there for like 20 years or more. I don't know.
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Yeah. And um that's his son and I don't know all the decisions are made but that's
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just on a human level. It's sort of like you know um it's don't don't know. I mean um
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you know that didn't hit me that if they pick up one as a cast member it immediately breaks them up and now
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they're not on the show cuz they were only really in those things. And they also wrote they were they were writing sketches. Oh, okay. Writing. They were writers and then that was the
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thing they did. It wasn't on every week. Please don't destroy me short film, but it was on consistently. It seemed me,
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you seem to me 8 to 10 episodes a year. Sure. Um, so you know, as far as you know, Martin
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Hurley, he his dad's a great writer. Tim Hurley, he wrote a is writing stuff with Sandler all the time and and did write a
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lot of classic movies. So, but these are they would call them nepo people, but they're really talented. Um, all three of them work together. I never saw that
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one was above the other. I thought it was very they had a lot of chemistry and um so that was kind of surprising
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how mentally tough that's a that really is drama. I mean, my gosh. Yeah, because it's so tough there anyway. And they were making some headway and I think they did a please don't destroy
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movie. They did. And I do think I'm not sure, but I think they do own Please Don't Destroy. And I think they're currently doing some dates.
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So, we'll say they probably have deals, but I don't know. Oh my god. So, the one guy has to say,
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"I'm going to take this. I'm going to be a cast member." How? It's [ __ ] awkward for sure, right? It's just weird. Yeah. It's like the three and they they take Mo Howard but
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then you know Shem doesn't get anything right. It's not literally like I'm trying to think of a trio. The Marx
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brothers were taking Groucho but not Harpo. I'm not saying it's that but it is different.
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They have a fan base. I mean they definitely sometimes they would wait a week for a host or something like
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they would write something and go oh when John Ham comes he'll do this you know and and then to write for the show
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but it so one is going to be a performer probably still a writer one is going to
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be a writer writer Martin Hurley yeah and Higgins John Higgins son who's very good very funny um is just not with the show
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anymore you you know, so it must be just awkward for his dad and everything, you
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know. So, I mean, he's very talented and they're all talented and, you know, everyone at one point is an ex SNL cast member or or writer. You you're always
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going to be post SNL way longer than you're on SNL. So, it does happen eventually. and he's
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got a good foothold as far as being seen as a great writer, great performer along with his two friends, you know,
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right? He could be thrown in movies. I mean, any of them. I think some some one of them was in Happy Gilmore, too, I think.
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Probably. Uh but I don't know if that has any bearing on who stays, who goes. Yeah. So, that's just a a one on top of everything else, on top of just that,
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you know, it's already a full cast. And Heidi, do we know did she leave or was she From what I know as of this recording that it was not her idea to leave? Now,
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I I I could be wrong about that, but that's that's what I That would be a little shocking because
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she's really one of the core ones, you know, from that show, and she always does a great job. You never know and it is a hard thing but I was really really
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surprised. I think she's got a a likability of she can play real straight newswoman
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serious. She can play big broad funny physical. So I was uh surprised by that she has
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finished a full eight seasons which is which is right up there you know. Uh eight is a lot. Eight's a lot. It's it's eight is enough was a show.
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Eight is enough. Who got their name? Eight is enough based on what you just said. It knew that eight is alive.
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Based on the uh there wasn't even SNL then, but that's a whole another story. I mean, when you look back, Dana, as you were brushing against earlier when you were talking, the first cast was maybe
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eight total. Maybe seven or eight. And that's why they were all stars. They're all in everything. And you're like, you kind of look like this person. You do it.
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As we said, Dan Akroyd, mustache, play Nixon, don't wear a wig, nothing. You're just Nixon. And it all worked. When it was up to us, when we were there, it was really fat. And uh I think
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it stayed pretty porky because right now porky once you guys were added and a lot
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of us were different words. It's chunky right now. It's Yeah, it used to be some blubber, lean and mean, and now it's chunky and flubby. You need a little [ __ ] Evo Empic over
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there. We got to kind of It's a sinker swim. It's a hedge your bet. You You go or you don't go. It's
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like It reminds me of Hunger Games. You're stick looking out the window. Send in this, you know, like in Hunger Games
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just to cause trouble, right? Or Gladiator. Bring in Brutus and see if he can stab anybody. If not,
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I like when walking stabs him and goes, "Hey, good luck out there." And he's like,
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"I'd love to get stabbed in the movie just so I could do that moment of like and then you go, I know it hurts and it hit an artery, but I'm still going to be out there."
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You pull it out 40 minutes. My character would pull it out and then like slow motion. All right. So, let's just give our props
00:27:58
to Michael Longfellow, a really cool interest. All these people uh Emil was an adorable person and funny
00:28:11
out there, you know. So, it's it's just they can't have a 100 cast members. I don't know how these people feel, but I
00:28:17
give them my props for uh being I was there with all of them. Yeah. Super likable. I was there for 10
00:28:23
freaking weeks. Yeah, you moved there and deserted me. But um Lauren and I talked a lot. Next year,
00:28:29
Dana, what do you think? Where do you Where do you want to go? And um I said a lot of things
00:28:36
Dana. Oh, also I'll say on the new cast, there's only two I know briefly. Okay. Uh Veronica, I'm going to screw this up.
00:28:46
Sure. Okay. Who are we looking? Which one's this? Oh, here she is. Here's for a new cast member. I'm done.
00:28:58
Done. She does these goofy videos all the time. I'm done being the beauty standard. I'm
00:29:04
done being Mrs. Beautiful online. I'm sick of it. Okay. I'm sick of this making the money. I'm sick of this
00:29:11
making the money. I'm sick of it all. Okay. I'm done. I want you to know me for my mind. If you crack the skull open
00:29:18
and would be able to read it like a scroll, you would find some [ __ ] up [ __ ] I'm not kidding. Okay. Well, then what is like
00:29:26
So why why are you posing like that then if you don't want to be stop Kyle sexualizing me? It's [ __ ]
00:29:32
disgusting. That's all she does. Serious. Okay, then stop doing that and say like Cheerio Terry vibes.
00:29:40
She is [ __ ] full bananas, but she does these on Instagram and she's funny. So she will be play she has character she also is in tires with Shane and uh
00:29:52
she was on there this season. So listen she's good high qual she'll be good uh there's brilliant people that sings softspoken are on their back and have a
00:30:03
dry kind of quirky way about them when you see her she's on her front foot. She's like she's got a neurotic or
00:30:11
she's portraying a neurotic energy with a lot of pop to it. So I can see that Kate McIny vibes. You don't want to put any You don't I can see some Sherot in
00:30:25
there. So yeah, sure. It's a little It's a little nuts and I and I and she sings which also helps
00:30:31
because if you can sing on that show, you're in X more sketches, you know. Oh, she sings too. Okay. Well, u let's
00:30:37
officially wish her all the best. Yeah, wish her the best. And if we were if we were casting the show,
00:30:43
we probably cast her. Yeah, Cam Patterson is uh Yeah, let's play. He's on uh our friend Tony Hencliffe
00:30:57
three weeks ago. And let me tell you how it happened to I was on Tinder. It was 3 o'clock in the
00:31:02
morning. Uh you know, at 3 o'clock in the morning, you want to [ __ ] something real bad. So I was just swiping like a [ __ ] I was just sending out
00:31:08
Hail Marys like a [ __ ] right? And at one swipe I just seen some big ass titties. I like So I just went, "I
00:31:14
want to suck your titties." And she responded, "Well, come suck them then." Oh, touchdown. So So I get to the crib,
00:31:22
right? And I don't see big ass titties. I see Dwayne Do the Rock Johnson in a wig. So now I am terrified. I'm scared
00:31:28
as [ __ ] So when I get out the house, I lock myself in the bathroom and I start doing research, right? I want to make
00:31:34
sure she really a lady, right? So, I'm in I'm scrolling and [ __ ] and I find out she was born a lady. So, I like, "Oh,
00:31:40
cool. We can [ __ ] now." But I don't know if y'all notice or not. If you ever [ __ ] a girl you think might be a
00:31:45
dude, your research never stops. So, 30 seconds in, we [ __ ] missionary, right? And she think I'm trying to choke her, but I'm still in for Adam's apple.
00:31:58
But [ __ ] you ain't going to get me, stupid, dumb ass. At one point, we were [ __ ] I felt so safe in her strong ass arms.
00:32:09
I just let myself go. I felt free. I felt so free and we were [ __ ] and at one point she [ __ ] pressed me out of her [ __ ] and I just went I was having a
00:32:20
a great time. Okay. Well, is there a longer clip? Cam is Cam is funny. I saw Cam at I went to the stand when I was in town in New
00:32:31
York last time and uh Tim Dylan was on. I I went on a show and it was me and Tim Dylan and Cam. Y
00:32:37
and Tim was hilarious of course and then uh Cam and those two guys are both in Bus Boys and I I wanted to see Cam
00:32:43
because I hadn't really seen him much and I never seen him in person and he was he has very interesting take on
00:32:49
these stories. Uh he had a story about his sister that was really funny. So, but long story short, I could see Cam on
00:32:57
that show. I could see it. Eddie Murphy vibes, that kind of stuff. You know what I mean? Yeah. I mean, I'm assuming because it's
00:33:04
sort of like, oh, tell that story on Update and how much would he have to compromise the rhythm of the language?
00:33:11
You can't say [ __ ] So, so I want to go make love to her, you know? And so, that's the only thing I would see. Does he must have bits
00:33:18
where it's just they're it's clean, right? Yeah. really rough on the edges stuff
00:33:23
and you know on Kill Tony that that's kind of how the vibe is but people like that and appreciate out there. Now does
00:33:29
it tame him down too much on SNL? I don't know that that's don't know but uh he has a very likable
00:33:35
vibe about him and a charismatic vibe. So you're you're compelled. Yeah. There's something uh about him that's
00:33:41
really really Yeah. He's a good-looking kid. He's got a lot of charm. So and he's telling this story that's like
00:33:47
and he's still just really likable throughout. I want some titties. And I see, you know, it's like, but there's
00:33:52
something about his uh utter honesty. Yeah. He knows what he's doing in the standup. And uh and there's uh Tony Brennan. I don't think I know. Maybe I know. I don't.
00:34:03
No. Let's try Tony Brennan. Oh, okay. I've seen this kid. All right. Yeah. You don't see eight a lot anymore.
00:34:10
I think mainly because it's the wrong choice probably. Is that kids? You can't love eight kids individually.
00:34:18
You manage them like a sports franchise, you know? Like you love the overall team, sure, but you'd trade a couple
00:34:24
players. Absolutely. We all have these weird individual relationships with our parents in my family. Like me and my dad are in a fun spot cuz my dad's a doctor and I don't
00:34:36
have health insurance. It rules because anytime he's like, "I don't believe in your career." I'm like, "Dude, shame here." Right back at you, doc. That's why I
00:34:47
never called. That's out of pocket. Yeah. Unfortunately, when I lost my health insurance, my dad kind of became my go-to doctor.
00:35:00
That's not a great relationship to have with your primary care physician. Me and him have to have little medical
00:35:05
check-ins. He'll be like, "Hey, you should drink less." And I'm like, "Hey, you should hug more.
00:35:13
Let's treat the root cause, not the symptom. That's good. Okay. Yeah. And that was about him being from a family of one of eight.
00:35:24
Yeah. Yeah. Kind of. And that was on Fallon. It looked like uh I do like he wears a windbreaker, too. That's a funny look. It's a cool
00:35:30
He has a bit about that jacket. I saw in a different clip. Yeah, I know. Clean cut, good-looking kid. Uh you know, they're all different so far. I I think
00:35:42
that Yeah, he's got a tinge of Melany uh in his looks. Um Okay. Yeah. Who else? Should we go down and show the rest? I guess I Well, there's one more. I think there's uh is there one more? We did
00:35:56
for the first time. Are you ready for the balloon cuz we are about to set it. Oh, what's this? Hold on. Wow. This feel This is actually Oh,
00:36:09
really? It's really helping. I feel great. A vast ye mie. We no longer respect you. Oh, come on. Listen. Hey, his head. Hey, listen to me. You pirates. I won't
00:36:25
be challenged like this. You sound stupid. You sound like me. D. Listen. I'm not your father. I'm the
00:36:32
most feared pirate in all of the seven seas. We're going to go in there and pillage and kill. Who's with me? Damn it.
00:36:43
Okay. Why does this pirate now sound like he's a two-bedroom on Wall Street? Is this an improv show? That's kind of
00:36:50
Okay, so that's off a show. Pirate needs to throw it low because I think that they got that and then they improvised it.
00:36:55
Yeah, I guess. Yeah. Well, that's pretty funny. Okay. Um, so that's the whole that's a whole squad,
00:37:02
I'm sure. And he's probably from an improv background. Well, I didn't know it was impro completely improv, but
00:37:07
yeah, he sort of was in his eyes he was having fun, you know. Yeah. And it's always goodject that for sure. So, it's hard to tell. We wish him all the best. We're not saying we're talent
00:37:20
scouts, although, you know, uh Dennis recommended David and then Lauren asked me what I thought of David and I said, "Uh, what why are you
00:37:32
pausing?" Oh, David Spay. Uh, well, what? Just say if yay or nay. I just need an answer, please. Uh, [Music]
00:37:45
well, I co-signed you. Yeah, you did. And Rob Schneider. No, it's a big all that stuff obviously was the biggest push because they hear
00:37:58
stuff on the streets. Everybody gets it from some whisper of like, "Have you heard about this guy? This guy's good.
00:38:03
Seen him in the clubs. You see Cam Unkill Tony. So something happens and someone sees you on
00:38:09
Instagram or and then enough people talk that they take a look and then your your
00:38:15
reps are pushing you, I guess. And then but if you have people on the inside going, "Oh, I know this person. They're
00:38:20
great." You know, that that helped me. It helps a lot of people. Yeah. because there is uh there's that
00:38:28
thing but there is sort of like I think for Lauren is um how he's said this before but does the cast will they be friends will there not be conflict will will there be someone you
00:38:40
want to have dinner with or hang out with you know it's that sort of you don't want someone who is bringing toxic energy into the thing
00:38:48
unless they're a genius or they're [ __ ] brilliant but most are pretty humbled by that show even best and this
00:38:55
new cast. I mean, I think we can wrap up with this because this show is mostly going to be about that today, but
00:39:00
I think it's a good mix of those people we just saw. So, I think uh I think they'll do a good job. It doesn't mean it won't be very dramatic as always, but I think they have some talent there. And
00:39:13
now it's now now the fun starts where you got to start writing and go, okay, and we didn't get Ben Marshall, but he's
00:39:19
been on there in Please Don't Destroy. He's the tall Oh, right. We didn't show him light hair, but we've seen his his his
00:39:24
work, his vibe. He's funny. And when is that first show? I mean, it is September. Holy.
00:39:30
October 4th. So, it's still like a month away of them hanging out there. When you're new and you're around the office for a month, it's very stressful,
00:39:41
you know, because you, you know, it's out there where you got to go on live. We went on a Were you there when we all
00:39:47
went to Mohawk to all hang out like Yep. on a getaway cast get together hanging get us all kind of together Sandler and bunk beds and barley
00:40:01
Mohunk and every time someone talked about malk talk I thought they were saying Mohunk wrong I'm like oh we went
00:40:07
to the coolest pl place Mohunk and everyone's like no one's gone to Mohawk except no it was a haunted hotel I did a I did
00:40:14
a movie there and it was absolutely haunted and Chris Farley was sleepwalking and We ended up spooning.
00:40:22
You know, he came to my room and it's like it was like, you know, he crawled in my bed.
00:40:28
Sure. You know, there's one quick story then we can end. But Norm said that when we were in that haunted hotel, Farley
00:40:35
said, "Norm, I have to tell you a secret. Come with me. No one can hear." And he goes, "All right." Because you
00:40:40
always go along with whatever Farley. Oh, yeah. Yeah. And and he walks him down. Then he goes, "Go down this elevator." Then they go go
00:40:46
in this [ __ ] dusty room underneath. And then he goes, "Pat's a girl." And that was it. I love when someone goes so
00:40:57
We'll push our fan questions to next week cuz I like this talk. But we're going to um come back strong next week.
00:41:02
We'll show clips. We'll do news stories. Any feedback on this? We're just we're just like you. were fans of the show and
00:41:09
we just sort of went over everything and you know uh let us let us know your take
00:41:14
and God bless all those people because it's just a lot of the family is your your your your siblings whoever and it's a lot of try to have fun. It never works
00:41:26
to say that, but that's that's the goal is when you're out there have inside your brain be having fun if possible.
00:41:33
And the people leaving are a little disoriented right now, but it will uh all be it's all works out well. They're already Heidi Gardner's a
00:41:40
big talent. She's going to go places. I see her on TV every 3 seconds. She's on She does a lot. Yeah, she's great. Uh okay, thanks everybody. Thanks Dana for coming by and doing my show. And um
00:41:52
thanks for having me on again, David. It's been 200 times in a row. I appreciate that.
00:41:57
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