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[Music] [ __ ] you dad what if he C what if LeBron grounds him during the game they would
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never do that already he can't get off the bench he goes coach I grounded him he's got
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another few minutes you know I think maybe they call him uh instead of bronny just
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scrawny just to differentiate it it's not [Music] negative okay ready you want to start
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Superfly in are we starting is it starting yeah I'm so excited yeah can you tell
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excited yeah we had you know we had love itss last week I don't know if anyone
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knows who love but yep people like them I look at the YouTube comments you wouldn't think it you would never think
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it but people like him you know it's not even fair it's not a fair fight for John
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when he is looking at a picture of himself he can hardly focus on the the podcast because he kept turning his chin
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up and it's very funny but it's fun to give John props he did he actually did
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look good I said what have you been doing it made him so happy but I learned his rhythm of like you be happy whatever
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he says you come back with you you don't seem to be liking our podcast you don't
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like your podcast that's his great trick I love yes when he leaves me at dinner
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he goes David I'm sorry about your attitude yeah that's one of his Classics
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his Classics so anyway he did something for People magazine it's so ridiculous
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and I just saw it a an article that said John Lov and David Spade how they became
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friends I'm like more like why did they um so uh funny a't that funny and so I
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think it was the article about you know Phil Hartman passed away who's one of
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his best friends and then I had had Chris pass away who we all loved and um and then he said we sort of bonded over
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that which true but I think we were friendly way before that but it was kind of like that's I think it was more he
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lived in LA and we started hanging out and stuff but here's a picture from that
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article look at this oh funny that is it look at that backdrop anger management that was that
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Premiere [ __ ] the premiere wh is back jeez look at my skateboard shoes my beat up if you were gonna if you were
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going to put a name on that like say that shot of you two as a movie what would be the name of the movie
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because it kind of looks like you're in a movie together like this is you know
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it's Vinnie and JoJo or something it would be my son's a skater and then he would be my dad no it
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would be how about batter boys how about is it a bad boys how about B boys how about Kirk Cobain and his manager I sure
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you did have a little bit of that John litz and Kirk Cobain's manager so I have
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another story that you didn't hear Dana which I freaking forgot to say when love
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it was here oh so so when I moved in this uh Mansion or what whatever house other people's words you know it's a
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mansion 15 windows four pantries I mean whatever it's called I don't know yeah
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it doesn't matter seven bedrooms that have never had a human being inside them
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but all but all need Furniture um so I move in and for some reason the opulence the guy who built it it was a new house
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he had stuff I didn't really like and so one of them was a toyy I don't like to
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say the word toilet but fine so he had like one of these super new fangled ones so of course litz comes over one of day
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one day in one of his pricey cars and he goes what's going on over here and I go
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what I'm in the garage I go is there a rat no there's toilet he Lov it's
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beautiful and I go oh yeah I don't know and he goes why is it in the garage and
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I go well I have oh my God it's blowing my mind yeah he can't believe it he goes I go I it was
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in my room I didn't really want it so I just got a regular one he goes why would you do such a thing he
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goes I'm looking for one like this I go no you're not he goes I am he goes I'm
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about to buy one do you know how much they are I go no and he goes $6,000 I go shut the [ __ ] up foro this
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and he goes oh you got the seat warmer oh You' got all the Jets and all the massaging part I'm like oh my God yeah
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he goes this one's from Japan he goes I'll buy it off you right now CU I have
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to order mine I go well John you don't have to goes I insist on paying you and
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I said how about you give me half is that a ripoff if you have to pay me and he goes That's the great deal because I
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was about to pay 6,000 right now and so I keep haming and haing goes I'm bringing you the money I need this
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toilet I said sure So he goes I'm going to p such a long story but he has a good he
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has a good ending no no I I so he goes I'm coming tomorrow with a truck with a
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friend poor friend so he comes over I guess he takes it I wasn't even here he
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goes I'll leave you the money and I go all right and then I go uh I didn't see
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it and he goes well let's go to dinner Friday and I go uh and I'll give it to
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you and I go all right so Friday I go hey are we still going to dinner and he goes oh somebody wants his toilet
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money I like the closeup he told me the exact same story about your toilet I'm
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telling you it's amazing it's in his garage he doesn't know what he has and I
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got it for $3,000 let me ask you a question tell him I ripped him off this is this
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happens I don't know if I've mentioned this but you can be talking to John on
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the phone for 20 minutes and then he say I know what you're gonna say I know you're gonna
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I'm on the L yep I go damn it again I don't want to talk to someone I know
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it's gross you should have to announce it or just don't make the call I can't
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it's too much but that's so funny he told me the exact same story about he so
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at David's house it's from Japan it had everything well when you spend half your
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life on the toilet you want a nice one good night you no funny it's so great he
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can't defend himself why are you talking about me again so funny so funny it's
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like he's always saying and just it's he's like the Mr pillow guy half off
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today dude that clip we have up on YouTube shorts is killing it because he's he's going I hear you guys and
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we're like we can't hear you and he's like I you we're like and they put the
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aquarium in front of oh we should have a whole side podcast technical issues with John love
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yeah exactly watch these three idiots try to get on a zoom okay so let's talk
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a little bit about the the the debate happened while we were gone good Lord we're not political but we have to talk
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about what's going on in the world this was a big one this is the Super Bowl of
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disaster debates well for people who live under a rock I love that figure of speech as I eat my summer watermelon
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yeah Jesus Take A B right it's like a great prop in a movie there was a debate David did you
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watch it I was on stage in one of my [ __ ] Southern tour shows but go ahead highlights everyone knows it was a odd
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debate and H there's a lot going on it's going to be huge it's gonna be huge it's
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gonna be big so Biden I mean one thing I learned for people who saw it is that he
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and his wife have a very close relationship and they are it's you know Nancy Reagan Ronald interesting they are
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a team so Biden has a rough debate he wanted to talk like this we're going to do things
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a lot of people know about we know what to do instead he talked like say the people and the pancakes and we got to
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find Robert Mitchum so I thought my impression was kind of some people thought it was a
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little too much come on he doesn't talk like that you know can't believe it's
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not better than the one you gave me yeah which killed when I was playing last week bed bath and beond
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but he does some stuff some linguistic gymnastics there that made everyone think okay can this guy go for four more
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years yeah Trump jumps off the stage basically all 300 lbs I'm going now boom
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she helps him down like he's a 5-year-old come on and and then she's in front of this little crowd with him and
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go you did great Joey Joey you answered every question oh you're all around yeah high
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fives and you know it made me think that he's not going to step down if he hasn't
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right before we started doing this podcast because she's like we're gonna
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go Joe we're gonna go what if he kind of in a moment said well maybe maybe I
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should maybe I should should uh should step down and then she would go that's
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not going to happen not on my watch you little [ __ ] not with Vogue coming out you know
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what's funny is uh she's a doctor but people are like it's kind of like how Dr
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Pepper is a doctor where you don't really know what kind of doctor you well she's not a medical
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doctor okay cuts that up I don't know if he's going to step down I mean he couldn't step down from
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the one step down after the debate first makes sense then debate were they surprised
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was it Dev con one what was Obama saying when he watched it because it was it was
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really was Obama in his ear Oh you mean like a little earpiece I think people said he might had an earpiece yeah yeah
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Joe slow down Joe if it was he was in Joe Z be Joe slow down that's the first
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thing I thought he's going China we're gonna do this slow down Joe slow down
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Joe yeah but it didn't work there was one person because there's been thousands of articles in the last few
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days about this from left and right that said I thought he had a great day one of
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the best I've seen him if that's the best you've seen President Biden what
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does a bad day look like just sounds and barking I sound like I I feel like I hear him when I'm
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behind someone at McDonald's in the drivethru I hear Mr President yeah no but who's going to
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take over if if anyone takes over is it Dr Jill no well it that would I mean they
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floated they would love love Michelle Obama they love Michelle Obama they would take Oprah and then you go down to
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the classics um Nome Governor Newsome of California you're looking at Governor
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Whitmore Whitmer and I think Camala Harris she will go not go gently into that good night oh come that's right
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they don't even consider her that's so [ __ ] rude it's kind of yeah and I
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don't think so right now they're in panic mode they're reading the tea
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leaves do we replace him and would would he step down I don't think I don't think
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he's going to step down I I mean that's hard so he just politically because I'm
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so stupid he doesn't um they have to ask him and he has say yes but don't they just tell
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him um they would like it like with Harry S Truman in 52 and LBJ in 68 the president gave a speech and said I will
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not seek the nomination he's got all the delegates so he would release them release the delegates release the deleg
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and release the Kraken while you're at it yeah exactly in what order sir well
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the Kraken first then the delegates um so then they got to decide by uh August 7th because there's a certification
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thing the the actual so I got CER the Democratic National C that's not a good
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word for is not cerification thing put in a hiding place the bun The Bun the bun cake
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better better butter in bunson burner bunson burner uh Magnum PI I like when people
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look at him and then they look at his telepromter and go what is he trying to this one's not that hard but who knew my
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impression was that accurate so good everyone loves it the non seers so basically then they'll have a they'll
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have people come up give speeches every all the conventioneers and the superdelegates they'll have they can
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vote forever they want it's how Lincoln got on there he was the fifth Choice
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they'll go through ballot ballot after ballot some it's a winning majority
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voting a new person if they had to be new person it's an open convention they
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call it so you could actually go in there and give a speech your best T I could do it I'll
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throw my hat in you know let's see what happens I don't know policy but you'll
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laugh a lot I've got Nome hair look at this guy Tink Tink Tink Tink Tink nome's
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got the hair and the teeth they would be in the good looking wins I I'll go by my
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whole life good-looking people will always win they it's well he's yeah he's
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youthful and so I don't know what's going to happen but I do know that um
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something's going to happen all right let's look at some other headlines
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what's going on out there what else is going on any little videos I brought for
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you let's see M I like to get your opinions okay here's one they had the
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draft recently um which is um NBA draft uh your boy bronnie was in there got second round you know basketball more
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than I do uh well it's kind of cool LeBron's gonna play with his son I I I
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that's that's really interesting before maybe yeah I'm not sure I think Ken griffy in b played with
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his son Ken griffy okay son was better than him I think I don't think that's the case here
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I don't think but bronny might get better and uh might get better than LeBron you don't know you don't [ __ ]
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know LeBron's arguably the greatest of all time um bronny could be an Allstar
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and have a great career you know there's lots of levels to this one problem is
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what do you call him does he go hey Dad throw me the ball you know what is what do they say you know what I mean what if
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he still has kind of a normal you know he tried who admonish him [ __ ] you dad what if he C what if LeBron grounds him
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during the game they would never do that would he he can't get off the bench he goes
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coach I grounded him he's got another few minutes you know I think maybe they
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call him uh instead of bronny just scrawny just to differentiate it it's not negative well I don't know scrawny
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but yeah he he has a already you know they jump on things bronny paper towels he already has some he already has a
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deal brny for bronny yeah so bronny paper tows so lot of ways to me this this stupid story is about an NBA
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Prospect he's the tall guy in the right he's got a girlfriend or or but apparently the the the swirling hubub
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was this was his babysitter when he grew up now they're together sounds Story coming out of the
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NBA draft involving Kyle filipowski the seven-footer from duke who plummeted in the NBA draft after people found out
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that he was Gro groomed by his Mormon girlfriend groomed is who used to be his babysitter T it NBA team they had
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question marks about uh his girlfriend being so much older than him why why do they care about his girlfriend when
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playing when they asked him about this situation answ got weren't satis now Kyle is 20 years old his girlfriend is
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26 years old certainly not the craziest age Gap I've ever heard hello Bill Bell
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but it started to get weird with an account named Becky filipowski say saying that she was Kyle Philip's mother
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says that the girlfriend had a three-year endgame and was grooming him when he was still in high school that's
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when Kyle's older brother Daniel chimed in saying that the story's been pushed
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under the rug for nearly two years and that it's Mormon grooming and brainwashing now again 20 and 26 not the
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craziest AG Gap you ever heard the problem is that they are on we can jump off you can yeah I just
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thought the story was funny so uh basically I know it's too long well I just thought I thought we were on
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that guy well the story is I just thought the story was funny I got it I got it I mean grooming is an interesting
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word there's but they cut off the family that's the part that they don't like oh
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the family didn't like it and they cut them off yeah the no the kid cut off his
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family when he when he announced I'm going the babysitter six years older she
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said with the family well if he's s feet tall if he can put the coconut in the basket they're not going
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to care about no babysitter groomman I can't believe they even cared he dropped
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in the draft why there's there's guys with worse things than that going on
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nobody cares if he's if he's a 20 tener which means 20 points T rebounds and he
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could put the coconut in the basket BK the babysitter story goes away I say hold out and I think they should um
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consult with Joe Biden should we should we just just told yeah none ever just surrender to go down if you put the
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coconut in the basket you could get paid a lot F Cavaliers bunson burner bunson burner I Can't Believe
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It's Not bunson burner keep pushing that how do yeah I'm yeah and also bed bath bath beond sounds
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like [ __ ] Toy Story guy all right um uh let's go next one [Music] oh okay how about this the look at all
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these Joe dirts the first the first oh yeah the common is Jo dir J dirt Jo yeah this is a jod dirt and I put a comment
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oh we need these guys back at the office LOL is it a rodeo or who are these guys
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I don't know it's not a jod dirt thing these are just guys it's not a club but
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yeah it looks like they could all be in J yeah I don't know they're all they're
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all looking the same I've seen a lot of guys at these cons there's a famous guy
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that's a jod dirt dresses exact same and he and he has a wagon with the meteor in
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it I don't give the whole movie way so maybe that is a Joe Joe Dirt kind of Club I mean or it's the Hair Club for
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Men there's a couple things that could be happening um it's a club woman the
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way you look at it yeah it's got to be a club and I did uh this week Dana there's
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a part in the real Jo DT movie where I go bu fireworks you know from a firecracker stand and then and I read
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off all these kind of fireworks and so I did a Tik Tock so embarrassing but I I went there so I film myself going there
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and I just went in and talked to the lady and goofed around in there and then we split screened it with um the real
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movie so I put on Tik Tok and it's doing quite well people are really enjoying Jo Joe
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Dirt is getting brighter brighter bigger as it goes BG it's bigger now than when
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it came out that's for sure bigger now for sure yeah it really lends itself to
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memes and I think uh people like Joe dir the character he's looking for his parents it's got kind of a sweetness ni
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guy I mean when I when I wrote it for you I just thought this is going to be a winner it's gonna win for decades that's
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true that was nice you slid it under my desk and I was like oh this is nice uh all right Fred Wolf in case he's
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listening yeah me and Fred Wolf wrote that and uh I love it it's actually about a guy people can relate even
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though it's a goofy movie but down in his luck always getting picked on always
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getting beat up never gives up is in love can't misses his parents doesn't
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know where to fit in in the world broke hungry all that going on um okay this is
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stupid because in one of the people go how do you think of all these firecrackers I name I just made
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them up half of them you know and one of them I go who's SC do who's SC don'ts
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and I just told my buddy the other day I go remember there was a game growing up
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called huser do and it was German and it meant can you remember it was a memory game and so just thinking of something
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stupid I'd say hker do and then I go hooker don't but it's not even do it's
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du which I remember it's got a little Hoops SL over it so I guess H yes right
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hu which translates in English to I think it means can you remember can you remember it was a [ __ ] commercial on
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TV it always stuck my head yeah whoer do and so when I was thinking of St stupid
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names I'm writing it I'm like whoer do and then don't sounds funny and so
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that's just a little BTS of that name of the firecracker not riveting Notting way to
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go but I'm gonna just put this out there your next special has got to be called hookero H
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because I won't forget that I won't forget that oh yeah because it's about
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memory God damn that's right that's why you remember the name that's so smart
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sounds more Scandinavian huar all right oh yeah men are raw dogging it on flights by Giving Up all
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In Flight one stare at the real-time flight map why do that every single flight you been ra dog dog because you
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ra dogging you don't use anything because when I I raw dogged it because when I was on tour I got on a flight and
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they go we have TVs and then you get on and go go oh it's in your hand it's your
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phone I go oh get [ __ ] I there's nothing on my seat that's what I want a
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TV and I just want to stare watch ESPN or something so I can't do it so I just
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stared at nothing phone didn't work uh Wi-Fi doesn't work no one has a magazine
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like the old days so you're just staring so I raw doed it for three hours and a
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lot of people are doing it for longer but that means no no water no earphones no music well there's also adult
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beverage you could get a couple of beers if you're afraid of flying I know and
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now you're not raw dogging that oh it has to be pure raw dog okay here's what I do try it at home
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and I've shocked you know seat mates with my information shock on my mini iPad I get on turbulence USA then I put
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on the flight map I have a map on my um on my iPad that tells me when and where the turbulence is and for how long so
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I'll say to someone who little afraid of flying I go we're going to hit turbulence in about 10 minutes and it'll
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last for about 20 and they're like how do you know this my God and I said I say
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Taylor Swift take it easy just sit back and relax I got you oh and then you but you give everyone tips because you're on
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the only one in the world on a turbulence app well yeah I just I like the science of you know 300 people on a
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metal tube eight miles up and how we've gotten down to like so what yeah can you
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believe it float in the air we're sitting like this kind of with our knees up like in a chair just floating in the
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air so weird I know I know but um I don't like it when I think about it when
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it works it's it's great I I feel like when you come off a plane everybody's a
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little cocky when they come through the T yeah we did it and we're here nailed
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it yeah all right next one oh this is funny do you do meet and greets Dana oh yeah you have in the past
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so a meet and greet with Chris Brown the girls like jump on him and he squeezes their ass they do all the [ __ ] so this
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guy's calling up his engagement because this is the girl's meet and greet photo
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she came home with isn't that so awesome uh yeah I feel sorry for the guy yeah of
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course you know um what is this is this a sense I'm letting you know that this
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woman is letting this person know I will have sex with you immediately if you pretty much yeah I mean this is sort of
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it he turns into everyone's hall pass because if your girlfriend is they had a
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guy waiting in line and his girlfriend did one of these unreal I mean Chris Brown and is no offense donkey dick um I
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wouldn't want to see that monster anaconda and then she's like rubbing up
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against him going let's get a few more shots let's get up on his lap and I'm
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like you have an active imagination honey I told you we'd get out of here and go at Chili's if you behaved but you
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know you're blowing it I've been groped many a time at greets by boozed up boozed up sauce
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monkey women around 60 M and they'll grope and grab and grip and I don't care
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I stopped that because of that I did that the Venetian and it was butt grabs take a picture on three then they kiss
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you on three grab your butt on three I get handed CDs scripts demo tapes God I guess were kind of like sex symbols or
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something yeah or they're just drunk now one girl goes uh first of all they shocked they hear I've got this rep
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and so they're like they can't believe I don't want to have sex with everyone in
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the world they go uh hey guess what you're my free pass and I go oh that's
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nice and they go no you're my free pass and I go uhhuh and I go you know what that means I go yeah do I get a
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vote because I'm a hard pass on my side so or do I I thought I got a I thought I
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got a 50% vote in this because they think you're grabbing everybody and I'm
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like but I'm just like it's all rep it's all fake it's all smoking mirrors plus I'm an old man my
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my mom told me today she goes she's visiting she goes oh I like your beard like that you know who you look like and
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she can't think of it she goes he's a little older but he's very good-look and
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I go right right and I'm like Clooney Brad Pit she goes and then in the other
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room she goes Clint Eastwood I go she goes he's older now but he just doesn't
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care he's got his hair he's got his beard I go what the [ __ ] he's 97 yeah I
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go that's me that's me oh he's handsome he's a famous I go sure okay Paul used to say that to me
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when I did was doing stand up the early goes you're cute like George Burns George Burns he's 98 no she yeah
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no one's [ __ ] George Burns don't give me that George burs but I'll take men entertainers in
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their 90s for no you look I she could say maybe Pierce Bronson yeah or you look like Pierce Bronson I don't mind
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being thrown together when my hair gets all screwed up and I got this white beard but you know I got bigger fish to
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fry right now actually I don't I look like [ __ ] okay next one any you like how I just move it
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along oh this thing is sickening don't play it yet this if you saw this out in
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the world I would uh uh crap me diapers let's see this is a not a snake folks whoa It's a
00:28:07
caterpillar and it's that huge 8 feet effing long wow no chance would I not throw
00:28:17
up that would you let would you let it walk on you in bed at night you put the covers back in honey there's a
00:28:23
caterpillar in the room can you come kill it Jesus yeah but he's he's choking me
00:28:29
and holding me up in the air youd I picture this big for a caterpillar three inches two inches well does a
00:28:38
caterpillar I'm just trying to remember fifth grade Science Biology does it turn
00:28:43
into a butterfly or no that thing's turning into a pterodactyl I I mean it can't turn into anything except death
00:28:48
it's like a death machine what was the evolutionary advantage of having 7,000
00:28:56
ft as a caterpillar yeah I mean it's like Evolution's going no more more feet yeah God got carried
00:29:03
away I don't know it doesn't seem like it's helping a high yeah I feel like it
00:29:08
you're right because having 7,000 feet is it sounds fun but I'm sure like it's
00:29:15
just a drag what if one of them what if one of your little legs breaks and the rest of them got to kind of do double
00:29:21
time in nature looks at that and goes yummy yeah a grizzly bear it looked a little
00:29:28
[Music] what has the hard shell arbark looks a little bit like that all right Dana
00:29:33
before uh we move on to the next we have a guest but guess what look what I got in the
00:29:39
mail SN my head around oh this is a PL from YouTube because we just started but YouTube wow we got
00:29:49
100,000 um subscribers over there leaving nice comment only nice ones please that's
00:29:55
nice only compliments yeah so we're up to 125 by the time they sent this so I
00:30:00
don't know if that's a lot but it sounds really good it sounds exciting cuz we're
00:30:03
new and we're plowing through and then a lot of people leave comments which is
00:30:08
good so sometimes I go in there and check them or uh and we don't push we don't push I see a lot of them like hey
00:30:14
hey everybody out there You' be doing doing us a great favor in the podcast subscribe smash that subscribe button
00:30:21
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00:30:29
250 by Labor Day because of Smashing smash buttoning yeah we'll do we'll take
00:30:35
a requests all right also uh so thank you for that everybody and thanks for just listen listening to it also uh so
00:30:43
we've got a guest right now and we'll bring her on um you can introduce her
00:30:47
but she's going to talk about what she does too Evie P pomus she explains how
00:30:53
to say her name I hope Evie pum purus and she's uh her parents were immigrants
00:30:59
uh former secret service agent who will tell us all about what it what it entails she did a lot of interrogations
00:31:05
with people with lie detector test she she did carry gun and protect presidents and things like that so it's a very
00:31:12
interesting AMA Clinton and was it Bush senior Bush yeah because former president she would guard yeah oh yeah
00:31:20
also Bush senior almost all of them really she did it actively and then after they you know she she explains the
00:31:26
whole situation anyway STI here she is right now and U here's [Music] Evie I had a good side before this
00:31:41
started now it's gone David's checking out his hair I think it looks pretty I'm
00:31:46
checking out everything um sorry Hi Evie nice to see you hey guys good to meet you hi Evie um I just want to know how
00:31:55
you pronounce your last name because I didn't want to pronounce it wrong it's
00:31:58
Greek I'm sorry it's uh if you say pom purus it's it's fine yes close enough
00:32:04
it's close enough thank you guys Evie pomus there you go that's we got it we
00:32:10
got it you're you're 100% Greek and we're happy to have you here thanks for
00:32:15
coming on happy to be on too huge fans of both of you by the way thank you thank you well we're fascinated by you
00:32:24
you're I guess you would call a a a super achieve based on your resume goet degree
00:32:32
go-getter books Ted talk so uh I don't know where to start um so I guess for
00:32:39
people we're this this guest today which we'll we'll do an intro but she uh was
00:32:45
in the Secret Service yeah it's cool to have a job the first word of your job is
00:32:50
secret it's just already creates kind of a Vibe can we ask you so we we'll try to
00:32:55
ask you questions about your 12 years as secret service agent but if it if it's
00:33:00
not Declassified if it upsets the world order you can say I'm not I had a friend
00:33:07
in the NSA and I'd ask him questions and he'd always say I'm not at Liberty to
00:33:13
say that was his stock answer so you know Abby I know a girl that dated a CIA agent and he said he could never call
00:33:21
her she couldn't call him he has to call her and then after about a year she
00:33:26
found out he was just married so yeah had a moment I'm like I've never think
00:33:31
that can have that's a good scam Dana that they just say hey you can't sh you
00:33:36
can't ever call me you can't text me there's a lot of folks who do that
00:33:40
actually ohud because when we were growing up watching yeah because you were this was
00:33:49
a little while you started in 2000 I think and so you were probably what percentage of the Secret Service was
00:33:55
women and was that a thing you had to deal with a little bit like or was it pretty liberalized by then it was not I
00:34:03
think of all the agencies agencies out there it's probably the one that's the
00:34:07
slowest to let women in and not to let them in but to have a lot of women I think a couple of things one most women
00:34:14
don't put in for that job it's a very a lot of it is protection you're jumping
00:34:19
in front of bullets for people it's kind of not something I think that most women
00:34:24
can connect to so I think that's one thing and then the other part is just I
00:34:30
because it's so physical right because you have to physically not be able to
00:34:34
just jump in front of a bullet but you have to carry people protect people so I think those two things together kind of
00:34:40
deter people from putting in so I'd say when I got in maybe n 98% male but I'll
00:34:48
be honest like when I went in I didn't really sit and do the math in my head I
00:34:52
was like this is amazing if I can get in who's better than me so really that's
00:34:57
kind of the Mind that I went in with and the physical requirements what what level was it at did you have to get in
00:35:03
trained for that um to be able to jump in front of bullets and that you know because I know we'll get to it a minute
00:35:11
but you became an interrogator as well which is fascinating yeah so the interrogation part came later in my
00:35:18
career but when you go through training now I had actually gone into the NYPD right before so they they managed to
00:35:26
kick the crap out of me it was actually really tough I was surprised I was thinking New York City Cop anybody can
00:35:32
do it I was really wrong I was extremely wrong they like demolished me and so I think I had been prepared somewhat
00:35:41
before I went into the service training you have to think of service training as
00:35:44
a bit more they get into the minutia you have to not just be a great shot you have to be like a truly excellent shot
00:35:52
your driving has to be really you know they finesse everything and they also handpick you
00:35:58
so by the time you get in like they really put a lot of money into you so they want to see you pass yeah I compare
00:36:06
it like this NYPD was 1,500 recruits Us Secret Service was 54 recruits so really
00:36:15
different beast but the one thing that they do which I think works really well to get people to perform you do
00:36:23
everything in front of each other so if you suck every body sees you suck and I think
00:36:30
that mentality even when you shoot our our uh when we shoot our our targets are put up they're put up so close so you
00:36:38
can really see how the other person shoots and then when they score it and really big black Magic Marker they put
00:36:45
your score so I think that part of itself keeps people kind of in line like I better do a good job because not only
00:36:53
may I get booted but everybody sees that I'm not performing true well what was
00:36:58
the first time you you got scared so you get in you get in there and you've got
00:37:02
your your uh secret clothes on I don't know what Secret Service agents have besides their gun but I don't know you
00:37:08
hide other things you know we don't know spray to make people tell the truth so
00:37:13
the first time you felt a little scared were you're in a situation or you're you
00:37:18
were adrenalized you may be potentially had to use your weapon or did you not ever get in that kind of situation no we
00:37:25
we you know in law in the Secret Service they do criminal investigations that's
00:37:29
actually why they were founded it was for counterfeit money April 14 1865 the day President Lincoln was assassinated
00:37:37
he created the US Secret Service and it was actually to combat counterfeit currency because at that time a third of
00:37:43
the money in the US was fake they called it funny money well we called it funny money but it was all fake so it was
00:37:49
completely destroying the economy so he created the service for that so they started as an investigative a agency
00:37:57
then protection came later so you would do search warrants arrest warrants we did all of that stuff in fact in the
00:38:04
beginning that's really mostly what you do so I think the first time I was afraid and I guess there's so many types
00:38:10
of fears I mean I was afraid in training I don't want to get cut I don't want to
00:38:13
humiliate myself there's that fear yeah but in terms of other fear I think the
00:38:18
first time probably I pulled out my weapon and pointed it at another human being although you practice practice
00:38:23
practice there's this part of you that's thinking if he does this am I willing to
00:38:29
pull the trigger and then deal with the consequences of that cuz it's not like
00:38:35
it really isn't like the movies you are taking another human being's life and
00:38:38
then everybody's going to Monday Morning Quarterback it and you better hope you
00:38:42
made the right call so that part this was in the lunch line the lunch line the first time she
00:38:49
pulled her gun out was at the buffet it's like I I'm sorry but do you do you
00:38:54
yell something different cuz traditionally police officers would say say freeze it's freeze around would you
00:39:01
say freeze when you pulled your weapon you did you say hey mister or what do you say or is it just the we you have to
00:39:07
that's a really good question so you don't say freeze anymore and it's a good
00:39:13
question because legally it's a it's actually a really complicated thing
00:39:16
because if you say the wrong thing and then you shoot the other person could say I didn't know was police so you must
00:39:23
say identify you have to say police cuz you could argue be like I don't know who
00:39:27
that is MH so you have to say police stop or I will shoot you have to say something where you actually say police
00:39:34
so you can't say freeze or anything like that because legally later on they could
00:39:39
come back and say they didn't identify themselves properly so it's typically
00:39:43
been police stop police stop or I will shoot you have to verbalize to them and it's actually you verbalize the threat
00:39:51
the first line of defense so to speak or when you use um physical any type of physical um
00:40:02
weapon non-lethal non-lethal weapons right is your verbal command stop or I will shoot that's the first thing you
00:40:09
must do so David said that to me a couple weeks ago and I didn't really know what it meant but um sorry these
00:40:17
are jokes so um you go from that into protecting presidents and that's a whole because
00:40:24
you did what Bush Clinton Obama so I started under Clinton was President when I started and so I had as a sitting
00:40:34
president I had Clinton then Bush Jr and then um President Barack Obama but when
00:40:42
you come in like everybody thinks you're going to get the president which you
00:40:46
don't it's actually really hard to get a sitting president to protect I had to
00:40:50
wait seven years before I was allowed to even put my name in for that you typically don't it's just what people
00:40:58
see um and then you do former presidents so all the presidents they get it for life and their wives they get it until
00:41:05
they passed away so I've actually is that a fun gig or not good so he probably protected George senior yes who
00:41:13
I was with yes because he'd be they get it for life and I did a lot of events with him
00:41:20
and I was with them in Houston and on this patio once Barbara and George and there were four guys it happened to be
00:41:26
four men and it in men and black kind of Black Tie suits and there four of them just near us and then at a given moment
00:41:33
they walked off and then four more came in and they go well well the next the next wave next so there was it's
00:41:41
247 uh guarding of President did what did what's the funniest thing did George
00:41:47
W bush ever go you would you like some gum I mean I'm just did you have interactions like that when you're
00:41:53
hanging out with these people for such a long time yes it's interesting because
00:41:57
you have this when when you have the forers when they become a former the circle gets smaller so you have a closer
00:42:04
relationship with them he becomes more family when somebody's a sitting president you have to think about the
00:42:10
layers and layers and layers it's almost like the celebrity like who's the
00:42:13
biggest celebrity and the Entourage of people that they have around them so when it's a sitting president there's a
00:42:19
lot more layers there's less dialogue when it's a former like GW I used to go
00:42:24
to Texas all the time the ranch and he was very even when he was PR he was very real I actually had his daughter 247
00:42:32
Barbara peush his daughter and so I would be around him a lot so he would drive around the ranch he would mountain
00:42:40
bike and he was very uh in genuine like the way you describe him like that's how
00:42:45
you would talk to you'd be like do you want this do you want gum I mean yeah
00:42:49
he's got kind of I call it frat boy energy like he's got kind of a bouncy
00:42:54
friendly vibe to him you know like what's what going on how yall doing Texas casualness you know um he did and
00:43:03
Obama would have been a little more little bit different Evie how you doing I'm just doing the president EV
00:43:10
Evie how you doing what's up that's pretty good what's going on good what's going
00:43:17
on when you when there's a president what how many people in your department
00:43:23
are covering him at all times we see people right next to him uh but they're they're probably there's
00:43:29
lead people right and then there's people behind so what is the total number do you think it varies who it is
00:43:35
and their Threat Level and if if they're current president that they current
00:43:40
presidents just get everything like you just have to think like they get it all if you're looking at a former it's well
00:43:46
who is it where are they too so protecting somebody a former president think of it this way a former president
00:43:53
GW and then protecting former president Trump so right that's going to entail a
00:43:59
very different uh lineup of people and resources so protecting GW on The Ranch in Texas and he's pretty low-key now not
00:44:08
too much going on protecting a president Trump even if he wasn't running for
00:44:12
office let's say but just in general with his Persona and being in New York and going to Florida that takes like a
00:44:19
whole other Entourage of people so a lot of it is blending in if if the president
00:44:25
United States whoever is given a speech and so there's security um if it's a big
00:44:30
outdoor speech and we don't really know how many how many agencies are there how
00:44:35
many people are protecting the President 50 60 100 I don't know I mean it must be
00:44:42
quite a little more I mean that's the most or more so that because that's the
00:44:46
Ultimate Nightmare for our security agencies is to have a president harmed don't want to jinx anything out a Podium
00:44:53
giving a speech I mean so the redundancy of protection must be massive the real protection you see like
00:45:02
the guys in the suits that's called the shift you have to think of it they're
00:45:06
the last line of defense so if something gets to them that means the everything else that was put into place just
00:45:16
completely when rean when Reagan got shot that was some shifties were there right yeah I know the lingo there was
00:45:24
Shifty shifties that's a good term so the if you look at the footage actually
00:45:28
the guy who actually jumped in front of Reagan you'll see this agent who got big
00:45:33
almost jumped that was part of his his shift and he took the bullet and they do train you not only do you have to jump
00:45:39
in front but they make sure that you make yourself big enough to make sure the bullet actually hits you and doesn't
00:45:46
doesn't accidentally miss you how do you practice that move I mean do you have
00:45:50
like bullets and you have things I know how to do it well he gets a lot of hecklers he has a big security detail
00:45:56
cuz people cheeks blown up but they they get do you have a lot of hecklers stuff
00:46:02
kid heck we have hecklers and we have you know there's been a few uh Comics that have been when people Rush the
00:46:09
stage you don't again you don't know what they're doing 90% are fans just
00:46:14
like in a concert music concert but I think we had Chappelle had a guy one guy had a knife you just don't know they're
00:46:20
like hey I'm your biggest fan blam blam blam so you don't know what people are
00:46:25
thinking so I think the the idea is don't get up on stage and if they do I think the new normal is you have to
00:46:32
strike first if you're the comic that's what I would do I think if someone comes
00:46:36
up I don't wait anymore it's like not oh let's see how this goes um I think they
00:46:41
know in this day and age you're not going to wait to see if it's good or bad
00:46:45
news you're just G to try to keep them aake well I just I just run I just run
00:46:50
off the stage I don't Stand My Ground if I look at the edge of the stage and
00:46:55
there's a drunk guy who's bigger than me and he's approaching the microphone I
00:46:59
don't St my ground I let other people de you don't want play out but if I had to
00:47:04
i' take the mic stand as a weapon I'm not exactly an imposing physical figure
00:47:09
but is when you're world is that the right thing are we doing do you have a sock do you have a so a knife in your
00:47:15
sock like I do so now because I'm a former the rules change I used to carry what we called a
00:47:22
buck knife and honestly I had it for things like cutting off a seat seat belt cutting somebody out of you know some
00:47:29
kind of you know thread or wire like I had it for all that little stuff I live in New York and now there's rules
00:47:36
there's like laws I think it's more than three inches you can't carry it but
00:47:41
frankly if I had to I don't really carry it on me per se because your also will
00:47:49
have to be comfortable with fighting somebody close quarters I was interesting as you guys were talking
00:47:53
about being on stage I wonder if they should be this is my secret service hack going on they should be putting people
00:47:59
through magnetometers like when I think of that like that way they pick up any weapons or devices on them because
00:48:06
you're right people are coming in and so you don't know what they have on them
00:48:10
and a lot of the folks that would come like on a daily basis people would come to the White House and they would come
00:48:17
in and the majority of people have we call them they have special interest in someone were protecting and it would
00:48:23
range across the board and you would see it a lot with celebrity or people who are just of you know uh
00:48:30
status out there and it draws a lot of folks with mental health issues too so you don't know also what you're dealing
00:48:38
with what the capability is and Dana you're right if you see something I would do the same I would go let the let
00:48:44
the guys who know what to do deal with it don't you guys are right I would not
00:48:48
sit and wait because you really and and in today's world if you someone cut you
00:48:53
off in traffic and you want to get in a physical well not physical but argue with them too many people have weapons
00:49:00
today Bam Bam Bam you I don't care if you're 68 whatever that's the great
00:49:05
equalizer you know um one thing I want to ask you because I found it fascinating that you kind of Applied
00:49:11
your expertise or you're learning to be an interrogator and that's a whole other
00:49:17
fascinating thing and you've written books about um your uh let's say becoming bulletproof so it all dovetails
00:49:24
into how to read the room how to present yourself in a corporate setting it's a
00:49:28
sort of a whole thing but just what makes a great inte interrogator because we've all seen that in the movies you
00:49:35
know good cop bad cop or whatever tactic but you had to learn how to read body language and all that what was that
00:49:41
experience like I didn't want to do it actually when they asked me to become a
00:49:45
it's a polygraph examiner so we had a polygraph unit was about 30 agents and
00:49:49
it was like really the elite of the elite when it came to interviewing and your job was when all else failed you
00:49:55
had to go in and try to get information when everybody else tried and they couldn't and those was all it's a lot of
00:50:01
responsibility and then Everyone's Watching You Through the Glass so everyone's kind of so you have to you're
00:50:08
worried about you know your colleagues and am I doing this right then you have the person in the room
00:50:13
um it's it's the stuff you see in TV does not work so when you get in people's faces and look if you talk to
00:50:20
people like garbage you get garbage it just in general so if I sit there and I tell you you did this and you did that
00:50:26
and um you're going to go to jail and you're going to go to prison if you
00:50:30
don't tell me what you did how just think of it from just a a common sense standpoint why is that person going to
00:50:37
tell me if I just told them all the reasons all the things that are going to happen to them if they tell me and the
00:50:42
way you get real confessions is you actually get something called admissions so I'm not going to come at you and say
00:50:48
did you do this and this works for anything I mean I use this stuff on my agent and manager I have one of those
00:50:53
today so I use all these techniques but if you want to get to the truth you get people to give you admissions to to
00:51:01
little things so for example if let's just take it back to the criminal level
00:51:05
if you want to know if somebody committed a murder you're not going to say did you kill her you're going to
00:51:10
pull back well you you know and you're going to try to get them to admit admission if maybe they knew her had
00:51:17
they met before then I'm going to try to get you to admit were you in the area
00:51:21
when it happened then I'm going to try to get you admit did you ever talk to
00:51:24
her on the phone and so what you do you get that person incrementally to be comfortable to give you a little bit a
00:51:31
little bit a little bit and then as they do that you have all these Admissions and that's what puts the picture
00:51:37
together and it also helps you see like it's a very good chance it's either
00:51:41
going to escalate whether they did it or not or it's gonna help you see that I
00:51:46
don't think so so you charm them what I'm curious about the polygraph you
00:51:50
charm them basically and you're charming uh you're not what they would charm and
00:51:54
disarm charm and disarm arm that you you're looking at the polygraph test have you ever seen the needle move so
00:52:01
big that you thought yourself holy [ __ ] this guy is fullish he's lying his ass
00:52:06
off it's just and how can you beat a polygraph to ask two questions so it's
00:52:11
hard to beat one I'll start with the latter one I would have people it's
00:52:14
called they do countermeasures so a lot of folks would try to prepare for polygraph you know what's interesting
00:52:20
you know who would do the most counter measures it was people who wanted to be Secret Service agents because we used to
00:52:26
had to take one to pass one or multiple ones to be an agent so I used to do all those too so the guys would come in they
00:52:33
would put some tacks in their shoes they go online and research stuff so they put
00:52:38
a tack in their shoe so when you ask them a question they hit the tack and so it would spike on questions that they
00:52:45
thought it shouldn't spike on it's just the whole thing or I mean they old tack
00:52:50
in the shoe trick when when I asked Dana if he does a good set and it spikes and
00:52:56
then I cuz I know he's lying and then uh he starts stomping on a thumbtack this
00:53:00
has played out many times with me and Dana they also that's pretty funny they
00:53:06
also do I mean this one's funny but people do it they also um they'll clench
00:53:11
their their butt cheeks they'll tighten their butt streaks to cause their body
00:53:16
to have some type of reaction so that so we actually I had a mat that I would put
00:53:21
on the seat and the job of the mat was to see whether somebody was clenching their clenching the old clenching The Bu
00:53:30
that old all these tricks of the trade has anyone ever ripped the thing off and just started screaming I did it I did it
00:53:38
wish I wish does someone go in first and say uh listen you might as well tell me
00:53:45
because if I bring Evie in here it's not going to be pretty she's the bad cop I'm
00:53:48
the good guy do not let Evie come in here it doesn't work bad cop good doesn't doesn't work only in the movies
00:53:55
it's great on Vision doesn't work yeah that's a good one no I mean we would
00:53:59
keep it neutral and to be fair when I would come in I really had to like leave the like a case agent would come and I
00:54:06
would actually travel the country and help even local police departments in the US and sometimes I'd go overseas if
00:54:12
they had like a big case in the US we have about we have thousands of police departments and they all have their own
00:54:19
commissioner um they have their own resources their training and if you look at the data actually uh about half the
00:54:26
police departments have 10 officers or less so they don't have they don't have
00:54:31
the resources so they would ask for help which I think was very smart of them they say can you come in so but they
00:54:36
didn't know often who they were going to get and when you would come in I didn't
00:54:40
want them to know anything about me not even my name nothing you'd come in you'd
00:54:43
be an objective seeker of the truth but also keep in mind too I had to come in because sometimes the police would say
00:54:50
the my colleagues would say this guy did it we we're looking at this guy or gal
00:54:55
and I would come in I'd say you know what it's actually not them cuz sometimes I'd have people pass and then
00:55:01
I would do my assessment and I would say this person cleared everything you're
00:55:05
looking at the wrong person how'd that go over with the NYPD what do you mean
00:55:11
we're looking the wrong person listen Mr eie Papados whatever your name is this
00:55:16
the NYPD when I read a polygraph test I know what it says okay Kish anyone ever say that to you you are 100% right with
00:55:24
the NYPD because I was one actually how um did you ever ever go yeah we we I get what you saying hey uh
00:55:36
would you like to get maybe sometime get a cup of coffee I mean were you ever asked out by a
00:55:41
cop sure I mean you play like most of the time the way the way you do it is you disengage it or I I would use humor like
00:55:50
you know humor is great to disengage people and to let people down nicely I a lot of humor I became very funny as an
00:55:59
agent what was your comeback langu hey like maybe go out for you know a glass of beer sometime or some you know our
00:56:05
Shu you know if I could get your number it' be even easier and then you would
00:56:09
say a thanks I appreciate it I played Dum and um I appreciate it I'm like actually tomorrow President Bush is blah
00:56:16
blah blah blah blah or I actually have to fly out that wins I'm guarding the president
00:56:23
I'd love to have coffee with you s need me yeah I have to stay home and uh practice jumping in front of a bullet in
00:56:30
the mirror so um I have to get it right I got to make sure I'm really big so
00:56:35
when you did your Ted talk I'm just curious about this it was called your most powerful
00:56:40
weapon words words your most powerful weapon yes words you mean what our stock and trade is the most powerful weapon
00:56:46
thank you yeah you know when I became uh when first when I first went into the NYPD Sergeant Coran he got up there and
00:56:54
did Sergeant Coran exactly he's like everybody I'm going to tell you that you
00:57:00
know if you go through your entire career and you never use your weapon he said by my account you've had a great
00:57:06
career because this is your most powerful weapon not this and he would Point his sidearm and it's true most law
00:57:13
enforcement don't use I think 99 point something per never use their weapon um
00:57:19
they get crucified after you do yeah it's so hard to be a cop is so tough oh my God and the body
00:57:26
cams I mean they can get beat up but they can't fight back there's like a
00:57:30
million things going on out there that you just see and you go it just and people go the cops aren't in as good of
00:57:36
shape as they used to be I'm like well who's signing up to be a cop low money
00:57:40
get screamed at and beat up every day and then but they're the first ones you
00:57:44
call it's tough out there it's true you're going to have less people
00:57:49
especially there's talks about whereas so if I get if I would get into a shootout I actually had insurance I had
00:57:56
Insurance the way doctors have I had insurance that way if something happened and I got sued I would be covered I paid
00:58:02
that diligently every year good old shootout Insurance yeah okay if if I did something or it didn't even have to
00:58:10
shoot someone I could arrest someone if they said I use too much for of course like that yeah it's hard and even with
00:58:18
the body cams I want you to think about what job out there makes you wear body cam like your the whole time you're
00:58:25
working there's no job out there that that does that to you so even just psychologically like you can't ever oh
00:58:32
yeah a video of a report card live in real time of how your job is going that can blast all over the worldwide media
00:58:40
if there's anything irregular yeah always get S yeah but you have this career now where you're
00:58:46
talking just about how to apply this to life basically so words is a big big part of it and then also just how to
00:58:54
read the room how how to own your power is that kind of um the thesis of your book um yeah so becoming bulletproof you
00:59:03
know what happened is people would write into me like how do I this how do I that
00:59:06
and you know it's hard to answer somebody in a text or a message and I found also using all the stuff that I
00:59:13
learned in my day-to-day even after I left I use this stuff with my students I use it when you know I'm doing a news uh
00:59:22
deal with a network or something and so it helped me so much and it really helps
00:59:27
I don't want to say steady me but it kind of did I I grew up in the service and I had you go through this training
00:59:34
and it really helps Elevate the way you think and the way you problem solve and so I broke it down in the book first
00:59:40
part of the book's protection protection 101 it's everything you need physical
00:59:44
protection mental protection even shielding yourself from people and I would think you know what's interesting
00:59:51
a lot of folks like celebrity folks um that's probably something you probably
00:59:56
had to master from the very beginning because as you start your your name starts to get more relevance your image
01:00:03
people start coming at you and you have to do what you have to start buffering who has access to you what they're
01:00:09
taking from you right there's a you have how to read them who's genuine who's not
01:00:16
so you're doing all this these mental gymnastics and that's really important I
01:00:20
think for a lot of folks so there's that part of it part two is just reading
01:00:24
people body language verbal language I don't know if people are lying to you
01:00:28
just giving people the best tools they can because I think one of thing what also help me is with confidence at least
01:00:36
when I'm looking at someone and I know what I'm looking at that boosts up my
01:00:41
confidence in that if I know what I'm looking at then I know how to behave or
01:00:45
handle that person what's hard is like I don't know what this guy's about I can't
01:00:49
read them well and then you don't know what to do and that's that's really hard
01:00:53
and then the last part of the book was influence how do you get people to be less combative to uh to be more in
01:01:02
alignment with what you want them to do and truly you you can use this across the board I use it on
01:01:08
everyone but it's genuine though it's it's a way for you to really understand
01:01:12
human nature human psychology read people and then also protect yourself and look I want to I'm a champion of
01:01:20
humanity but also not everybody means you well and it's it's our responsibility
01:01:26
to know that like to pay attention Dana's black shirt is a power move this is all this is all I wear black is black
01:01:36
is actually if you look at agents they all wear if you look at their suits when they're in suits it's black dark gray or
01:01:43
navy nothing else you're not allowed to wear anything else and a white shirt
01:01:47
dark tie white shirt or light blue shirt like yours light blue David like David yeah okay because the dark colors zoed
01:01:56
um strength Authority I wore purple for you guys because you guys are a little a
01:02:01
bit more in a different space I thought I could be a little bit more festive purple pops anyway well it's been so
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much fun talking with you and we wish you I hope that um this was part of your day of doing what you want to
01:02:16
do today you spent this time with us so thank you David thank you Abie and I think I learned a lot and I didn't know
01:02:24
a lot but it's fun to talk to you and hear about that whole world that we never hear about yes well thank you guys
01:02:31
you guys were a blast too I appreciate you guys having me on our pleasure right well byee thank you thank you take care
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guys this has been a presentation of Odyssey Superfly is executive produced by Dana Carvey and David Spade Jenna
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