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OSCARS BIG REACTIONS & HOT TAKES

March 16, 2026 / 50:51

This episode covers the Oscars, celebrity appearances, and comedic commentary on the event. Hosts David Spade and Dana Carvey discuss various Oscar moments, fashion, and the overall atmosphere of the ceremony.

Spade shares his experience attending an Oscar party, mentioning celebrities like Emma Stone and Timothy Chalamet. He critiques the pressure on women to conform to beauty standards at such events.

The hosts also discuss notable moments from the Oscars, including Sean Penn's presence in Ukraine and the performances of various actors. They touch on the comedic elements of the ceremony, particularly Conan O'Brien's hosting.

Spade and Carvey reflect on the length of the Oscars and suggest ways to improve the format. They also engage with comments from viewers, adding a layer of interaction to the conversation.

Throughout the episode, the hosts maintain a lighthearted tone, mixing humor with commentary on the entertainment industry and societal expectations.

TLDR

David Spade and Dana Carvey discuss the Oscars, celebrity fashion, and comedic moments from the event.

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Hey, you know what? Where are they? Upstairs. >> Office. Do you see any of them?
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>> We're on in 2221. >> We're live right now, fool. >> No, we're not, are we?
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>> Yeah, we are. All this has gone out. >> I thought it was going backwards.
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>> Literally, Putin is listening to this. They don't even know they're live.
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Shivishi Spade is all in black again. >> Spade's looking like a disaster. We went
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out late. I went to one of those Oscar parties and uh not much to report, but I did see a few people from the Oscars.
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It's really like the namerop Olympics. So, I will maybe spare people because
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it's literally just a party with everyone comes over from that. >> What's your You got a hot hot take. I
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mean, we promised we promised a hot take. It was in the by line. I went so on the week well I didn't I just went to
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Gio series party that's probably the best one and um it's a little late so
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it's a little desperate and thirsty to go because it's late but I went over
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there I had my hair blow dried. >> Did it look as good as it does now? >> It looked a little slicker. This is me
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sleeping on my face for 9 hours. >> What? Uh, but I saw a lot of people like
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Jacob. You know who that is? >> Oh, the the Frankenstein guy and also the Weathering Heights guy. Talk about
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his favorite. The hottest guy in the world. >> And he was super tall. >> So, he had that covered.
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>> What does this one do? >> Yeah. Big stars. Big star alert. Uhoh. Do yours.
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>> Uh, all right. Well, this >> people don't know how high fivei this
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is. >> Oh, that's someone if you don't like them. If they're not a big star.
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>> Well, this is more like if like say the start of our live podcast that's global
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right now, if it ever starts maybe this is my review of the start. >> I know so far we've lost 1 million
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viewers >> because of our tepid takes. We promised tepid takes on the >> I've got hot takes. Here's a hot take.
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>> [ __ ] Yeah. Okay. there. It's so invogue for women and the pressure on women to
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be so slender that a lot of women's bodies were so slender that their heads look gigantic.
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>> Oh, lollipop disease. >> Lollipop. Yeah, >> cuz they get a little of that. Yeah.
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>> Well, why do they have to show skin and have their panties on and dresses
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falling off and the men are just in a tuxedo from 1972? I thought the feminist movement accomplished something. No,
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it's celebrating bodies, Dana. You don't get it. >> No, I'm I'm To each his own. I'm just
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saying. I'm just saying. I mean, you didn't see Conan in, you know, with a
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low cut thing. >> I would like to see him in a in a rhinestone thong. That was sort of on my
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wish list last night. >> How did you know? How did you hear about the rhinestone thong? Cuz that rumor
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does about Conan >> cuz he wears him in regular life. >> Well, I'm not going to cosign that.
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>> No, listen to this. So, I saw I thought I'll tell you this. I thought Emma Stone
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looked great and I thought her dress I just read today it took 800 hours, Heather. I mean, are these fake numbers?
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800? Who makes that number up? It just sounds like >> She looked gorgeous now.
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>> Great. She always looks great. >> That's >> And she's married to an SNL guy.
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Borderline tiein. >> Right. That he was right. >> What part of SNL was he?
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>> I think he's a writer. I think he's a producer. Oh, okay. Well, that's that's
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a >> they were front row and center. >> Were they could they see could they see
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Timothy Shalomé? >> I know. Shamalmingdong who I was about to say my first out takeake is he's
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starting to look like a lordy. Those two guys have a similar look. >> Well, once you go kind of Beatles 63
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forward. Oh, well. Yeah. A little bit little bit. >> Yeah. Split screen ruins it. Um, little
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mustache, messy kind of hair, moppy toppy, >> a shallom, and a and a jord. What's his
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last name? >> Lordy. >> Lordy, I think. >> Oh, Lordy. >> Yeah, that's what every girl says.
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That's what I say when I see him. >> That will get old if it hasn't already.
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>> You owe me. >> But a Shalamé stepped in [ __ ] remember it was kind of a blown out of proportion
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story about ballet. >> No one cares about opera and ballet. I think that was he but he was talking to
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Matthew McConna who was kind of like pulling out those quotes, you know, rad. >> Yeah, I think just trying to be funny
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and [ __ ] like who cares? But it did sort of blow up because >> it is a rude thing to say. But the
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funniest part, I didn't know Misty Copelan from the ballet was there last night. I thought it would be fist to
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cuffs. I thought she would throw down. That would have made it a little more interesting.
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>> Yeah, you need you need fist fights in general mayhem to kind of trend. Okay,
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we have someone has said that Delroy Lindo was robbed. I do really like that guy. Was that what for best supporting
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actor for Sinners? >> Yeah, I I do like that guy. Who did win it? What do I got? A photographic
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memory. >> What was that supporting? That might have been Shawn Penn. >> Sean Penn also. Then that this person
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says Shan Penn doesn't deserve it. But >> Sean Penn was at Sh in Santa Monica.
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Where was Sean Penn smoking >> the New York Times says he he was in Ukraine.
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>> [ __ ] He's on that Southwest flight again. God damn, that's a hike. Ah, I
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don't think it was Southwest, but he was, you know, I mean, he could have been he could have been right next to
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Timothy Shalamé. He could have he could have hung out with like Justin Bieber. I
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mean, he could have he could have said hello to to Delroy Lindo. Instead, he's
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in uh Kiev. So, he's the coolest. He wins, >> dude. Maybe he got tired of being called
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a burnt carrot or whatever they called him last. Nikki >> went into him. Yeah, cuz he's got that
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white hair now and he's just like in the back. But he's always like, "I hope I
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don't win. I'm angry at the awards. I'm >> shouldn't be here."
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>> Yeah. And just someone who just has apparently no vanity. Like he's Hey,
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Sean. Uh, do you want to put some sunscreen on? Uh, I'm good. You know, it's like he's the coolest because he
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doesn't care. >> I do sort of envy that cool [ __ ] they have. Bonito is kind of like that, too.
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He doesn't give a fat [ __ ] >> They don't give a [ __ ] about these award
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[ __ ] >> But what's happening in Ukraine now? Is there a new Dave and Busters opening?
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what's going on over there because it feels like I don't see any Ukraine pins.
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I'm not in the know of what the latest is. >> Well, it's a little bit off the
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headlines. There's been another conflict nearby and you know, so Mhm. You've
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heard it. >> Yeah. Was there a lot of politics last night or not? Cuz I would kind of dip in
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and out even though I'm studying it. >> Politics. When Oh, yeah. When are we going to
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host? Some viewer just said, "When are we hosting Dana?" That's a tough gig
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though, I have to say. >> No. And to to Conan, kudos to Conan. You know, he always comes prepared and he
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had a good time and he killed it. But you do see how, you know, you're working
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kind of a corporate date. It's not like a normal and Conan's working it out in
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clubs and stuff and it's just that the Oscars. So, he's tagging things and
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keeping them engaged. What do you think's working? You'll like it later,
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you know. So, he kept >> complicated, >> really alive. And then the cold opening
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was uh really inspired and worked great. >> I thought that was interesting. Yeah,
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one of these dudes I know did that. He said I did the cold opening and I directed it and then I didn't um I and
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then when I saw it I was like, "Oh yeah, it's actually very complicated." Because
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going into the movies like Billy Crystal, I always like that. That's one of the best things.
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>> Yeah, Billy did that a lot. And this is the in that that spirit >> and dressed. Is that Amy Madigan? Cuz I
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didn't see >> Amy Madigan and Conan actually. >> That's a hilarious look. Hilarious.
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>> Yeah, because Conan can wear red hair matches his skin anyway. So, he looked
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very funny. >> That was uh you know pre-taped pre-taped city and then he >> but the kids running and this then they
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got animated and K-pop. >> I thought that was clever. It was in the rearview mirror. It's probably hard to
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do all that. Then they run through. So that's a fake Conan running through >> I think so.
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>> And then he just pops out. Yeah. He can't turn it around that fast.
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>> Yeah. But they were excited to see him. And here, let me see if I can think of my
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jokes I liked. >> Let me see. Um, >> you've got to have a one joke.
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>> AI joke. I liked when he said, "I'll be the I'm the last human host. It's all AI
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after this because it's going to YouTube." I like the YouTube commercials
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popping up. That's what we're going to have in a minute. YouTube commercials, which I
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like. >> Yeah. And at the very end, if you stayed for the very end, Conan suddenly is in a
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short film with Jim Downey, our friend, the writer from SNL, >> our boss, >> and he says, "You're going to be host
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for life." And takes him down this hallway, kind of like severance, into this nondescript office. And then
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Conan's just all relaxed. And then poison gas comes through and they put him in a crematorium. And then they say,
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"Next year it's going to be Mr. Beast." >> Yeah. Now Dana, you know if you saw the
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movies, which I >> actually didn't, but one battle that's the end of one battle.
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>> So I won't say I won't say how it is, but when he >> when Downey walked in, I was like, "Oh,
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this is a good this is what he's going to do office." >> Operating on other lines.
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>> Yeah, it was a direct >> frame by frame of the end. But they could have gotten out early actually
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because the Oscars were over. Once Downey came in, I go, "Oh, this is a good idea. He's going to do take him
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into the office." But Downey, it's great to see if for everyone at home when I
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got hired, he was part of the hiring process. He was my writer, head writer, so my direct boss,
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>> and I was always trying to impress him. Jim, did you read good gap good girls?
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And he's like, yeah. He would always go in his office cuz everybody was hounding him.
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>> I know. He would lock himself in his office. Schneider would sleep out front.
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>> COME ON. COME ON. Open up. >> Hey. >> Making copies. Making copies.
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>> Okay. Here's another joke. Ted Sarandos is the first time he's been inside our
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theater. >> Yeah. And Ted really laughs. >> I like Ted laughing at that. Yeah. Well,
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you know, when he's doing a monologue and that [ __ ] camera comes and the guy sits there and goes like this, you
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go, "Oh, [ __ ] Am I in the monologue?" Um, how am I going to react? I'd be like this.
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I hate jokes about me. Here's another one. Oh, the F1 joke. Brad Pit. They fig
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the plot of the movie is they figure out the way to win is to go faster. >> It was a nice one.
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>> That was a nice one. >> Simple. >> He pretty much landed very consistently.
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What's pedophile? Oh, I don't Maybe I didn't get it. >> Oh, >> we had a pedophile joke.
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>> Pedophile jokes are a tough cell. >> That's a tough category.
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>> Tough category in general. >> Yeah. I mean, Carlin had a whole album
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on it, but that's a whole another time. >> Why can't I read anything I wrote?
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>> Oh, when we did Oh, I will say a tight trim if you must is a really [ __ ]
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lukewarm. >> You're editing the Oscars now. >> Yeah, 100%. because it
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>> was only three and a half hours. >> It was 3:40, I think. >> Like the longest in history, right? It
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could have been. >> I mean, the first hour there was probably one big award. It was
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supporting or something. But when you get into which Farley and I were assigned, is the if you're barely making
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the Oscars, which we were, it was short film and maybe animated something >> or animated shorts. I mean, honestly,
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they should either do it, this sounds rude, do it like the Emmys where they do it the night before and do some of these
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categories to whip it into a two and a half hour show. >> More time maybe even for the speeches,
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but if that's what people like best, but man, those some of those categories.
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>> Yeah, you're just so specific. They had best focus movie, best in focus movie
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people on stage. >> Oh, the best movie that stayed in focus. >> Yeah. And there was like I didn't even
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know it was a new category and they showed how and it was like regular focus and then extra extra and they got the
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award and there was 20 people on the stage and their moms came up and that was about a 15-minute segment, you know.
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So >> yeah, I did like when she said all the women stand up even though they didn't
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really show a good shot of the front of like all the girls standing up. Were you
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there? Did you hear that? >> I Yeah. The the thing that went to my brain, maybe I'm from another era, but I
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said, "Could would would could a dude could a guy say all the men stand up?"
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>> And then would you stand up? >> Just the men stand up. Yeah. >> Well, I would stand up and they go, "You
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count for two with all your alpha men." >> Oh my god. All that alphaness and
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testosterone. >> I'll just Yeah. DHT. You name it. >> If I host, I'm going to say, "All the
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men stand up and now flex." >> Yeah. All the men stand up and now and
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now take your pants off and your shirts and your suits off >> and drop for 10.
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>> By the way, Channing Tatum looked like he was melting. Am I crazy? When he was
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up there, >> it was hot up there. >> Maybe that's a rude comment. I like
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Channon Tatum, but um >> No, there was a lot of moisture on people. >> Something was going on.
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>> Yeah. >> Okay. What else can I tell you? >> Um I can't read my own writing.
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>> Well, take a more Oh, when they take a movie and turn it scary. I think that's
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a good trick in a movie. Like if we ever did a grown-ups and it's all like fun
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and games and then there's like a murder >> and then we're like running and we're
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trying we're stuck somewhere on like at the lake house. >> That's always kind of cool that you're
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taking I think that's was that what weapons was or that what sinners was where you don't know where it's going?
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>> Yeah. Yeah. It doesn't start out as dark as it gets. And then with Weapons, it's
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sort of lightly weird comedy throughout, >> you know, but just on the edge. I mean,
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basically, I thought the only light movie kind of was F1. I mean, all the movies were kind of dark. And I talked
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to Brad Pitt about that last night and I said, "Next time you make F1, have
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something kind of dark happen." And he said, "That's a good plan. I go, "Thanks, Brad."
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>> Cliff Booth will be there. You think he'll be up next year for Cliff Booth?
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Spin-off of Once Upon a Time. >> What' that guy say to you, Spade? >> I like when he tells Bruce Lee. Well,
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you're not fighting tough guys. Then he has to beat his ass. >> I think you're to Bruce Lee. I think
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you're a little man with a big mouth and you would be nothing but a stain on
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Cashious Clay's trunks. >> Hey, how about we have a little fight? >> Oh, yeah.
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>> Best out of two. Nothing to the face. Who first gets put on their butt? That's
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a great plan, Kato. And he takes off air piece. So, that movie wasn't nominated
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this year, but that's that's a masterpiece. But let's give a little love to Paul Thomas Anderson for
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>> because he never won before. And I looked at it. Magnolia, there Will Be
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Blood, Phantom Thread. >> He didn't win for There Will Be Blood. >> Nope. Nominations up the wazoo.
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>> [ __ ] [ __ ] >> He won. He had a great tuxedo. He's very um he comes across, you know, kind of uh
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humble and sort of shy, you know, and uh and he makes these kind of intense movies.
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>> I wonder how tough he is on set. You know what I mean? A lot of these directors are [ __ ] tough, but he
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whipped out a good uh performance. I saw the female lead, Infinity Chase. I saw her out somewhere.
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>> Mhm. >> Stunner. >> Well, yeah. I mean, every anyone can have a a temper. I think when um
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>> Oh, I've got one. >> I think when uh Michael B. Jordan won, >> they cut away to Conan because I think
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um Paul Thomas Anderson grabbed him, tried to hold him from going on the stage cuz he thought Leonardo DiCaprio
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should have won >> and then they escorted him out. You know, I like people that don't know what
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part of this is true. Anna Wintor came out. And I know you were excited about that, but I felt like maybe no one
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outside that building knew her, but you know, in the general public, she looked like she looked like she had
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my wig on from the benchwarmer sequel, which we haven't done yet. >> Well, it's the coolest haircut in a
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sense that this is Anna Winter Tour, our tower fashion that it just covers all the way like this. It's like she's in a
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a little tiny cave and you know, you see her eyes. It's like >> like the woman in the Incredibles with
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the black hair. and Anne Hathaway looked great. First of all, I guess Anna, if she comes out, the idea came out to the
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song Vogue funny. Gave her jokes. Um, I think she had two jokes. They both seemed to work in my sophisticated ears.
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>> Mhm. >> And Anne Hathaway looked great again. >> Yeah. It was a good hang. It was a good
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hang. >> Yeah. And in the in memoriam, it sounds rude, but is anyone alive still? That
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was probably 22 minutes. It's uh it kept going and then people are talking. I'm like, is it a new
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category? It's like best dead person. I'm like, this is then Barbara Stryand
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came and I go, is this an award for music? Nope. >> When I first met Bob on the set, I'm
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like, okay. Well, you know, my my admiration for Robin Redford and his career, but I I wish they'd shown his
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films, you know, behind him, you know, just because I don't think people remember all the President's Men or
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Three Days of the Condor, Butch Casting, Sundance Kid or or The Way We Were and the the Natural sound old the natural.
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Uh when we say that is a to me old school movie star didn't know much about him see him in the movies stud great
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looking good actor >> and he's not on TikTok every day >> you didn't see movie stars except maybe
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at the Oscars maybe and that was it you just didn't see him so they were like
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aliens >> okay let's read a few comments >> interact more >> oh we have comments
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>> supposed to interact with this let's see what they're saying >> you know what a live stream is you're
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supposed to interact more with it. >> We got to interact with our >> Well, this is
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>> this is this is the first live stream I've ever done and so I'm willing to
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take instruction. >> Yeah. Turn it over here. Let me see. >> This is how we do
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>> Aiden Ross thing. Hang on. Okay. I didn't know the Oscars were on yesterday. How is that helping us? Um,
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River runs through it. That was Brad Pitt and Robert Redford, right? Was it? >> Yeah. Another one. Yeah.
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Directed by Robert Redford. >> Are you reading these? The great Waldo Pepper.
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And hi, David. Yeah, they should have highlighted. I didn't know Redford was
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this year. I guess he has to be. >> Okay, here's some good. >> Yes.
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>> Oh. Oh, what about Nor McDonald? Oh, Nor McDonald brought out two feathers to discuss. My hair is a Oscar
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worthy and uh as heard the last two episodes of Cynaphobe, they talk about Dicky Roberts
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and Tommy Boy back to back. No. And we're also rocking salon quality hair. Am I wrong?
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Uh well, define salon cuz I I was not at a salon. This is all me. >> Do you remember when I did my first
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commercial parody? No, Chia Head was my first one. That was the first one I wrote. Remember
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Chiahead? And then they really made it. And then there was one called Salon because it was based on Vadal Sassoon,
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Salon Finish, Salon Shine. >> And it was just about if you say the word salon enough, it makes your hair
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better. It was so [ __ ] dumb. And then they never reran it. And I was so livid.
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>> I did one too. It was some kind of hair weird commercial parody with Phil.
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>> Yeah, those are good ones for the show. It's a lot of jeans. We had Bad idea
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jeans, which I loved. three-legged jeans >> then they did mom jeans. Jeans is a
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funny one. >> Okay, here someone says that sinners should have won. >> Sinners could have won
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>> this movie. Yeah, >> best director one battle after another was overrated.
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H >> Whoa. Shots [ __ ] fire. >> Wow. >> I was thinking maybe Sinners would have
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won. >> So, well, >> it's maybe a coin toss at that point. And again, I'm I just I'm always looking
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for a sorry, senior alert. I'm looking for a master and commander, you know, a
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epic historical epic with Russell Crowe. Twice numbers twice ships. Uh I'm looking for, you know,
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>> was Master and Commander good. >> Incredible movie. >> I love it.
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>> Oh, good. You don't get it. Ships in the 19th century trying to outdo each other
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in a second. Oh, who's the top three Oscar hosts of all time? This is us engaging.
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>> Okay. Top three off top my head. Well, we got to have Conan. He's our buddy and
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he's great. He's, you know, um he's done twice. Well, what are you? You're going
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to throw Don't throw Con under the >> No, I'm not. I'm just I just wanted to
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be an point counterpoint. I have to rough you up a bit. I would say Billy Crystal because he was so good for so
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long >> and he did it so long. And I was there. I was there sitting right next to Tom
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Cruz when he came out as Hannibal Lectar. They rolled into the Yeah. Um >> that was smart. That was a good
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>> So he did it like eight times. Conan is only two right now. >> Um was Carson in the 70s kind of or Bob
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Hope, you know, Bob Hope in the old timey days. >> God, we're back. >> Did it a lot. But I think I kind of
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think that Billy Crystal introduced that kind of level of entertainment. Like he puts himself in
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movies and it was like much more of a big production. He came out on a horse, you know.
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>> Yeah. >> I think Billy Crystal >> Well, I do like I think Chris Rock did
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it. I like him. I like uh Steve Martin. >> Steve Martin. >> Did he do it with Martin Short?
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>> Um he did it with Alec Baldwin, I believe. >> Oh, really? >> Can't believe my memory. I can't picture
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him not doing it without with without Martin Short. >> I know. So, yeah, those guys I guess
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your mind goes that who did it the most times, you know. >> Yeah. >> Um,
00:23:22
>> is it not Conan next year because of YouTube or is it undecided? >> Um,
00:23:28
I think it's undecided. I'm >> Mr. Beast. >> Well, he's he's got two billion YouTube
00:23:36
followers, so it might be financially a good thing. But I think that Conan is on
00:23:42
a roll. It seems like he owns it right now and he should do it. >> Maybe that
00:23:47
>> Let's do Buzzing Around >> and then we could >> And so and then I have something for you
00:23:51
after that. >> Okay. Where's my buzzing around? >> Right there. >> This is I like how people go, "Oh, it's
00:23:58
not as smooth as normal." No, this is exactly how shitty it is. >> We try not to plan it.
00:24:04
>> We don't cut anything when we do it because we're just screwing off. Okay,
00:24:06
Dana, we got to get you ready because >> Mhm. Hang on. Here we go. What do you What do
00:24:12
you got? We got It's time for Buzzing Realms. Buzzing Realm. >> That That's not getting old yet, but it
00:24:20
it will. Where's my other one that goes? >> Couldn't find it. >> That's the classic.
00:24:27
>> Okay, I'm going to give you a scenario. Ready? >> Okay, give me a scenario.
00:24:32
>> No, let me read it. Okay. Okay. This is buzzing. I'm the [ __ ] worst. Here we go. Okay, it's time for
00:24:41
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00:25:17
So are you driving? Are you at the Oscars? What is your scenario? >> Oh, well,
00:25:24
let's just put them watching the Oscars or something. I don't know. >> Great. Now, what do you want to do?
00:25:30
>> Is there a Trump in there? Is there a Biden? Is there uh >> but they they'd be good.
00:25:34
>> Patrick Stewart. >> Patrick Stewart's not in in demand, but I would love to. I mean, I'm a huge Star
00:25:40
Trek NextG fan, so >> Okay. >> Captain Bard. Yeah. >> Okay. >> I'll let you decide. You're the
00:25:47
>> Okay. All right. >> Master and commander of this bit. >> Okay. It's going to be messy, folks.
00:25:54
>> Sure. >> Okay. Uh let's see. I'll put I'll start it with Paul. Oh, look. Conan's on
00:26:01
there. is very tall. You know, this is Paul McCartney. >> There you go. Thanks,
00:26:07
>> Timothy. You know, I'm going to go to the opera. I thought you might want to
00:26:10
go. You know, they're on the toes and they twirl around. You know, it's better
00:26:15
than you think, you know. Yeah. Hey, this is Timothy Shalamé. I'd like to do
00:26:20
that, man. I' I'd love to do that with you, dude. Pause. >> Pause. Go ahead.
00:26:28
>> What are you enjoying the show? Uh, President Trump >> and former President Biden. Are you both
00:26:35
enjoying it? >> We're enjoying it. It's the Oscars. The Oscars doesn't get any bigger.
00:26:41
>> I could be nominated. I could do a lot, you know. But the gas prices are coming
00:26:45
down. They're coming down. They're coming down sooner than you would believe, right?
00:26:51
>> Joe Biden. >> Come on. >> Come on. Gas prices anybody's had. Get your facts
00:27:00
straight, Jack. My gas prices were lower than yours any day of the week. Yeah. And guess what? And by the way, the fact
00:27:08
of the matter is my gas prices were lower than yours. Your gas prices were high, Joe. They were high. Everybody
00:27:16
knows they were high. They were very high. A lot higher than mine. And I'm going to get them down. I'm going to get
00:27:21
my gas prices down. You're going to get a billion gallons for 38 cents. You heard me. A billion gallons. A liar. I
00:27:29
kind of know me do that. What do you think? George W. Bush. >> George Bush.
00:27:36
>> You guys talk funny. >> That's 43. >> That's George Push Jr.
00:27:46
>> He's 43, isn't he? >> Is he? Or Yeah, he's 43. Hey, hey, hey.
00:27:51
Uh, Patrick Stewart or Captain Bard, how you doing? >> Here we go. >> Make it show number one.
00:27:59
Captain Captain James Bond. Is that >> Sean? They're both Scottish. Good one.
00:28:06
Yeah. Uh, Mr. Leforge. Mr. Leforge. Who the hell is Mr. Leforge? Mr. Leforge. He's in the He's
00:28:14
in the room. He's like Scotty. He takes care of the engines, right, Joe? Yeah.
00:28:18
He takes care of all the engines. It's just better than anyone's ever done it.
00:28:23
I'm not getting around here. Come on. And >> And sing. The only thing I'll add is when they
00:28:30
come into Star Trek, they go, they open the doors. >> Yeah. >> Okay.
00:28:36
>> Make a show. Make a show. Number one, >> folks, that was buzzing around.
00:28:41
>> I think the comments are there's they're giving us a few easy trims out of that.
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00:29:05
>> Yes. >> I just have to tell you, Dana, there's something I'm excited about.
00:29:10
>> Now, you remember we talked about Jury Duty, the show? >> Oh, yeah.
00:29:15
>> Season one. Yeah. >> Yeah. >> And that one I saw it on Tik Tok
00:29:20
>> and then it was kind of a word of mouth thing. It it blew up. It was funny
00:29:25
>> and uh it actually all pulled together which I was shocked they pulled that
00:29:28
thing together. >> Uh and I was like I will they do it again and they did >> and cool. I think that's very cool.
00:29:38
>> It it was set in a courtroom the first time and uh >> this is going to be a company retreat.
00:29:43
>> H yeah. >> Yeah. Jury duty presents company retreat. It takes this groundbreaking
00:29:48
social experiment out of the courthouse. Stay with me Dana. Yeah, I got it. And drops it into the most relatable setting
00:29:55
ever, the company corporate retreat. And if you've ever survived that awkward
00:30:00
team building exercises or a trust fall with co-workers, you you know the vibe. >> Yeah. I mean, this is an inspired idea,
00:30:08
I got to say, after jury duty to put it in a company retreat. This season follows Anthony, a real temp hired by
00:30:15
Rocking Grandma's Hot Sauce for their annual retreat. >> Right there. They should figure it out.
00:30:20
rocking grandma's hot sauce. >> Yeah, I know. It's except he has no idea
00:30:25
the entire thing is staged around him. It's it's a workplace comedy meets
00:30:29
hidden camera and uh it's unpredictable. It's authentic. It's so full of heart.
00:30:35
The stakes are higher. The laughs are bigger and it still celebrates the goodness in people. And here's the wild
00:30:42
part. Rock and grandma's hot sauce. They're actually making it. >> Okay.
00:30:46
>> And the flavors will be available on Amazon. >> Oh my god. But I wonder if they started
00:30:51
that first or if they they just made up that name and then it sounded funny and but it's going to get a lot of
00:30:57
attention. But you know this thing >> I'm kind of glad they didn't do it in
00:31:01
the courtroom again cuz someone would figure that out. I would think >> Oh, I don't think they could do it in
00:31:06
the courtroom. I think that company retreat is uh the next best one. Yeah, >> it's hard to think of where to do it but
00:31:12
they did a good job. So looking forward to that. >> Me too. Streaming on Prime Video March
00:31:18
20th. Was that Back to Us? Oh, I was going to do a costume change. >> Wow, that was like That was amazing.
00:31:27
That That was a seven minute commercial. I did I did nine minutes of the characters talking and then we did a
00:31:33
seven minute commercial. That's half the podcast. And we're supposed to engage
00:31:37
with fans. We're live to >> No, Biden and Trump were still talking during that commercial. H Joe. Hey. Uh,
00:31:46
let's do um this. They asked if you could do >> the earthquake Japanese
00:31:52
>> coming to the Oscars. >> Oh, wait. What is he doing? >> We'll be watching the Oscars. Oh,
00:31:58
>> okay. Dana, if there was an earthquake in Japan during the Oscars. >> Yeah. This is a Japanese man in an
00:32:04
earthquake and he's talking to his friend and they're talking about the Oscars.
00:32:08
>> Okay, here we go. He's having a good time. Uh >> oh. GO. >> It's over that fast. That was good.
00:32:56
>> Well, I was hoping. >> He's okay now, though, right? >> He's okay.
00:33:04
Oh, he went off. What an idiot. >> You're off screen. Something happened.
00:33:12
>> I don't know. Now it's just you on the screen. >> Yeah, the way I planned it. Woo. I got
00:33:17
to box over here. I got to go in this box. >> You guys got me excited. >> Oh no. The millions of people online are
00:33:25
freaking out. They're like, "Oh my god, everything went haywire." >> I know. Oh, well,
00:33:30
>> we don't have to get off yet. We're still talking, right? >> Oh, I'll tell them.
00:33:34
>> They're asking about the Bus Boys trailer drop today. >> Mhm.
00:33:38
>> Bus Boys trailer. D, I got to get you to watch it. I'll send it to you.
00:33:42
>> Okay. I'm just going to be on. >> Yeah. Are you going to figure out how to
00:33:46
get back on? I'll just keep venting. >> I wouldn't know how to get back on
00:33:48
without >> And what did he do? What happened? >> I don't know. Live tech problems.
00:33:54
>> This thing fell down and then it went up and I was I disappeared. Was it a real
00:33:58
earthquake? >> Yeah, it was. And it was a real uh Japanese person. Oh, I have to go out
00:34:04
and come back. Okay. >> Yeah. I have to leave your house. >> Be incredibly entertaining. Okay.
00:34:10
>> Okay. I'll tell about the Bus Boys. So, we just put the trailer up. Now, people
00:34:14
are asking about that. Okay. We put the trailer up. Bus Boys comes out in theaters. So, you can go buy a ticket
00:34:19
now if you go to Bus Boys movie. That's the uh website.com. Bus Boys movie. We're in some theaters. Um, we posted
00:34:30
the trailer this morning and now we're already filling up the theaters. So, I
00:34:34
love it. So, if you want to go buy a ticket, go to Buzz Boys movie and uh watch the trailer.
00:34:40
And it's a little R-rated and offensive, but sometimes that's the way we like it,
00:34:44
right? >> Okay, I'm back. >> Oh, good. How's my commercial? >> Oh, I I leaned in. talking about it. But
00:34:53
um we'll make you watch the trailer and then we'll >> I got excited. And then the just for
00:34:57
people worried, Japanese man is perfectly fine. >> Everything's fine. We Listen, when you
00:35:03
do bits like this and you make a hilarious omelette, you break some eggs. >> Yeah, exactly.
00:35:09
>> You pulled out your Wi-Fi, your Fiji cord, your zip check, >> your module,
00:35:15
>> your squazo. >> You're actually No one No one would believe this. You're smarter than me.
00:35:20
And you also know more about this tech than I do. I have had to thank God. But I don't know how to do any of this.
00:35:25
>> Well, it's cuz I don't have um someone right next to me helping me. So, I'm not
00:35:30
like crippled by just always being helped. So, I had to figure it out. I'm my own tech person. Don't be
00:35:38
>> Take that part out. Take it out. What he said. It's too mean. >> Well, look at all those movie stars in
00:35:44
the audience. How many of them have people helping them with tech issues? Or is, you know, Shalamé.
00:35:49
>> I can't get this. >> I'm sorry, Kardashian girlfriend. I can't get the Wi-Fi working.
00:35:56
>> I like Shalamé. I like his pingpong movie. Oh, I saw Mr. Wonderful. You know
00:36:01
what he was wearing? >> Heather will love this. He's wearing, you might not know this, but he bought
00:36:07
he invested in uh trading cards, right? So, I think he bought a Kobe >> LeBron or a Kobe Jordan sign card.
00:36:16
>> Yeah. Yeah. >> And he had it around his neck. >> That's what he was wearing.
00:36:19
>> That $10 million card. >> Oh, really? >> Heather's horrified.
00:36:23
>> Hilarious. I go, I wouldn't wear it. You know how fast someone ripped that off
00:36:27
your neck? >> He needs to go away. >> It's cool. >> I like that expression. He needs to go
00:36:33
away. >> Says he needs to go away. >> That's a great way great way to look at
00:36:36
everything. >> Uh I ran into uh Travis and Taylor last night. >> They were there at the party party.
00:36:46
Sydney Sweeney does her own tech. These [ __ ] comments, don't read them anymore.
00:36:50
>> Oh, cuz she's >> I don't want to hear that. She's funny.
00:36:53
>> She's from Spokane, Idaho. She's a mountain girl boy. I man, whatever. She
00:37:00
>> Speaking of which, you know who looked great last night? Zenaia. >> Thank you. Thank you.
00:37:04
>> Wasn't she a stunner? >> She Yeah, she looked cool. Let me see
00:37:09
who else >> to me more. I will say >> to me more. I loved that she had kind of
00:37:13
this camouflage b plants, right? So, it's like she was looking over some plants.
00:37:20
>> Yeah, I thought it was cool. >> She just had a big bush. >> You know, I will say that.
00:37:25
>> I know. I got to >> I liked uh Demi Moore's outfit the best. Not not saying Demi Moore, but if they
00:37:32
change the name next year to the Ozmpic Olympics, it might have the same effect because I I've heard men and women are
00:37:40
just micro doing OZ and it's just like a new thing to they're like, I just want to lose a
00:37:46
couple pounds. I just want to lose a little bit of muscle, bone, and tissue. >> It's
00:37:54
it's getting in my way. It's in the peptide family and there's 18 new
00:37:58
peptides coming out because Robert Kennedy Jr. wanted to release them. >> These are things they'll take your brain
00:38:06
younger if you have an injury. You and you it'll heal you and >> jack me up.
00:38:12
>> Uh up or off? No. Go ahead. >> Dana why Dana Michael Carvey? I was
00:38:21
channeling David Phineas Spade >> and your sister is a great musician, Phineas.
00:38:30
>> Kate Spade? Oh, >> no, not Kate Spade. You know, you know. >> Oh, I was Billy Isish in that scenario.
00:38:37
>> My mother's name was Billy. Good night. >> What other big headlines are going on?
00:38:45
>> Peptides are all the rage. Everyone's taking OMPIC for their brain and every
00:38:49
other thing. In summary, >> well, I think the trend is this. Okay. >> Yes.
00:38:54
>> So, we got AI taking all the jobs. All right. We got OMICs, GLPs, and peptides
00:39:02
making everybody rail thin. So, it's going to be a bunch of incredibly skinny
00:39:07
people with no job just wandering around and being so so lost they don't they
00:39:12
lose language. They'll just BE ON THE BEACH. >> YEAH. They lose muscle, fat, and language.
00:39:20
>> Yeah. >> And skills. >> I know people that are huffing. You
00:39:25
remember people used to huff paint. >> Huff paint. >> Now they're doing poppers and and not
00:39:31
It's not helium. What is it? >> I'm closing with these. >> You know what I'm talking about.
00:39:35
>> Yeah. That's >> I forgot the name. Sniff. >> They're not. Yeah. They're ripping
00:39:41
sniffers. I sound like a cop in the they're ripping sniffers. You on blackies,
00:39:48
yellow jackets, bing bongs, pop-tarts, uppers, downers, greenies, beanies. >> Do sunglasses make the cool factor go?
00:39:56
>> You look cool. I look cool in that commercial. You look like Sean Pent.
00:40:02
>> Yeah. Oh, wait. Here we are. Indian man. Cuz what? Let's break the Let's break the
00:40:08
worldwide web. Indian man in an earthquake. Oh boy. >> Yelling at the elus.
00:40:26
>> All right. What are you reading a comment that I'm canceled? >> You know, I'm reading people asking
00:40:31
questions. Are those people? >> I can't see any. >> Are those people?
00:40:37
>> Okay. Says Dana yelling at chilling out for chips. >> You mean the motorcycle TV show?
00:40:46
>> If Sean Penn can go to Ukraine, you can make another Joer movie. Earthquakes are
00:40:51
everywhere today. You know what's funny? This is a new thing. Thank you, Heather.
00:40:54
That's good. You don't have to break your arms. She's trying to show me in
00:40:58
our >> Right. Yeah. >> Most [ __ ] And she's been sending me messages. Yeah. When people say I've
00:41:06
heard people cuz in the news about drones or attacks, they're like, >> "Yeah,
00:41:11
>> people sort of get cocky and they go, I work at Zara and it's such an American
00:41:15
company. I feel like we might get bombed." And I'm like, "I think you're
00:41:18
okay." You know, people think that their thing is so like such a huge target.
00:41:23
>> Like a target. Yeah. >> Yeah. It might be like a port or it might be a bridge, but you go I don't
00:41:28
know if it's going to Zara, but I mean the Oscars, I could see why they'd have extra security because it
00:41:35
would be such a great [ __ ] you to if we lost, you know, the the most important
00:41:40
people in the world, celebrity, but it would be like a very American thing like a Super Bowl. That would be
00:41:48
if if just aliens came down and all those people were taken to another planet in that room. How long would it
00:41:55
take to bring new actors? And if everyone that moved room just disappeared, now what?
00:42:01
>> Yeah. How long would it take? And I'm asking I'm asking the the uh people out
00:42:05
there, how long would it take to uh replace all that talent in America? How many people are waiting in the wings? It
00:42:14
would up the chances for Bus Boys to win best movie next year. What if Bus Boys still didn't get in after all those
00:42:21
people disappear? >> What? What? Look, I'll take Look, you could bet on anything. Poly Market. I'm
00:42:27
I'm going to say right now, >> yeah, >> that David Spade is going to get
00:42:32
nominated for an Oscar for his work in Bus Boys, >> for my rat tail wig in Bus Boys.
00:42:37
>> Yeah, I'm going to show you the trailer after this and we're going to sit in a
00:42:41
room. I'm going to drive out there and show it to you on my Instagram and then
00:42:44
it's in probably 50 100 theaters. So, >> you should show it at the end of this.
00:42:48
>> Oh, I should show it. >> You know, we'll show it. >> I don't know if we can show it here. We
00:42:52
can show it when it goes on when we post it. >> All these rules of what you can show.
00:42:57
>> Well, I don't know if I know how to do it. That's how stupid I You can go right
00:43:00
now to busboysmov.com and watch the trailer or my Instagram and then >> Bus Boys Instagram.
00:43:07
>> Yeah, it's bus movie though, right? >> Can you see it on YouTube?
00:43:11
Yeah, I think so. Oh, no. Yeah, >> sure. >> Sure. >> Jeez. >> Bus Boys movie is the website Heather's
00:43:19
looking at right now. >> Is this movie being hidden from the public or something?
00:43:23
>> I know. I don't know. We We honestly don't know what we're doing. It's
00:43:25
>> on YouTube. >> We put our post up. It got like millions of hits. Okay, you just go to YouTube.
00:43:30
Oh, Bus Boys official trailer. >> Okay, good. Okay, great. Oh, that's on Oh, it's on
00:43:38
Theo's. Yeah. I go on Theo's um thing. >> YouTube channel. >> Theo's YouTube channel. Yeah.
00:43:46
>> Okay. >> Okay. Good. You'll see my rat tail. All right. So, go to that and then uh we're
00:43:51
almost done here, right, Dana? What do you want to talk about? Anything else? >> I think so. I'm just excited about Bus
00:43:56
Boys. Millions of views for the trailer. >> Millions of people saw the poster and
00:44:00
now 85,000 people shared it on the Instagram. That's a lot for my >> I don't want to jinx it, but I'll just
00:44:09
say this. When's the last time there was a a really really kind of big well like a silly comedy?
00:44:18
Like just a just a com It's like a '9s movie in a sense, like just trying to be
00:44:24
funny. Or does it have any lesson in it? >> The lesson is I mean we're buddies in
00:44:31
it. Um, it's just a buddy comedy. We're bus boys. We We're kind of losers.
00:44:38
Sort of typical. We work in sewage. And uh, >> lovable losers go on an adventure.
00:44:44
>> Theo was hit by a car at a young age, so he's kind of off, >> a little off. And then at the end, I I
00:44:51
don't want to give it away, but this is my guess is at the end they're offered
00:44:55
waiter jobs and they become waiters and they're super happy. >> You didn't read the script already, did
00:45:00
you? I I wrote the story. >> That's funny. You think that? That's funny.
00:45:06
>> Well, when you're a bus boy, you want to become a waiter because that's where the
00:45:09
money is. >> And I was a bus boy. I don't make movies about it. I was >> And my girlfriend leaves me for a
00:45:15
waiter. >> And I'm like, we got to just be bus boys for a couple days, then we'll be
00:45:19
waiters. It's so easy. And then we just It's harder than we thought. >> Okay. I'm guessing the plot.
00:45:26
>> No. And then it's so many twists and turns, Dana. This movie is like
00:45:29
Inception. This movie is like um you know Avatar. It's so many. >> Do you at any time during the movie are
00:45:39
you cradling Theo's head and you and you're slapping his face going they're
00:45:43
on their way dude. Just just just hang in Buzz. >> Hold in there. Don't go to sleep.
00:45:48
>> Yeah. >> That's about 20 minutes of the movie in the middle. >> Do you ever scream at him at Theo and
00:45:54
point at him and and you're out in a desert alone. You scream at him, plant your foot, and go, "DON'T YOU QUIT ON
00:46:00
ME." >> EDDIE, >> YEAH. I go, "Don't you quit on me." And
00:46:06
then I go, "Uh, actually, we do all the most difficult things, but it's
00:46:10
R-rated." So, >> that's very enticing to >> Rated. >> Yeah, it's slightly offensive, but not
00:46:19
really. But, you know, it's sort of like old school when you grew up and you go
00:46:21
to the theater with your stupid friends and watch a movie. It's a small budget,
00:46:26
so don't look for big fireworks. >> Funny doesn't cost money. People spend
00:46:32
so much money on comedy movies, and you can make an incredible laugh for like a nickel.
00:46:38
>> Fools. Okay. What's that? >> Cordinally, I'll read this. David,
00:46:44
>> if someone had to pay a nickel for this show, they wouldn't. That's the funniest
00:46:46
part. They go, I love your podcast. Would you pay a nickel for it? No. You're cordially invited on Prime was to
00:46:54
was so awesome. >> What are you What's that? >> Well, it's Was that something we did? Do
00:47:00
you read that, Heather? What does that mean? >> You know, someone just was telling you
00:47:03
our rated movies are back. Yeah, let's do it. >> Oh, Ricky Ricky Steniki. They liked I
00:47:07
Oh, Santino was in that >> and I just golfed with Santino. >> They were just making a point.
00:47:12
>> Yeah, Rrated movies are fun. I think if it was on a streamer, great. If it's in
00:47:15
theaters, great. This one's in the theaters for now. And then it'll go to
00:47:20
video number. >> Well, eventually everything sits on the metaphorical library shelf. Like every
00:47:25
you'll be able to >> you'll be right next to Gone with the Wind. Yeah.
00:47:30
>> What? >> I don't know. >> Oh. Oh, that one. >> Yeah.
00:47:33
>> Well, what about Neil? Was he at the Oscars? Is that the question? >> Oh, yeah. People
00:47:36
>> Oh, yeah. Was Neon at the Oscars? I >> think so. He was part of a documentary
00:47:40
that got nominated. I don't know if his documentary won. Yeah. Nean was there
00:47:44
for reals. You see all the documentary people screaming in the back every time they mention documentary. That was a
00:47:49
good idea if they did that >> because it really got attention. >> Yeah, Kona threw him.
00:47:54
>> Jimmy Kimmel accidentally was there. He wasn't the host. He shouldn't have been
00:47:57
there. >> There was a big mess up. >> Yeah, they should have told him ahead of
00:48:03
time and then they gave him that little segment. I mean, it's that's that's just
00:48:06
bad form. >> And they were he was like everyone's like, "Dude, you're not hosting. Uh, why
00:48:11
are you here, Ra?" >> All right. Anybody else good at the parties? No, it was just everyone from
00:48:18
the Oscars. But I swear to The whole point was to talk to Chris Rock about something for the summer. I He never
00:48:24
showed up. And then I saw Nikki Glazer, of course, my buddy from uh the Caesars shows, and she came when I left. I'm
00:48:32
such a colossal puss. >> I stayed up all the way till 12:00. Heather's baffled. I stayed at this
00:48:39
thing till 12:00. >> Must have been a hell of a party to get >> It was just getting going. I felt like I
00:48:45
was in some weird freakoff, but it was really just every, you know, guy was serious. Great party. It's super fun. I
00:48:53
took a picture in the picture room. Thirsty. And then uh they bring you back. Hey, we'll get a picture for I
00:49:00
don't know what. I don't think they really >> Hey guys, one more guys. Okay.
00:49:03
>> Hey guys, real quick. That's you at the SNL50. You're like >> no magazine.
00:49:12
Me and Bill her and Dan Akroyd skipped that little shin. >> No, the [ __ ] New York Magazine photo
00:49:19
shoot. >> Oh, that one where I was with Molly Shannon, my best friend. >> Yeah.
00:49:23
>> And I was I stole this jean jacket from that shoot. That's all I had.
00:49:27
>> Yes. And Marcelo was mad at you and quickly Marcelo did do Sebastian again.
00:49:30
And then Sebastian was there last night, too. I should have asked him, but >> it was funny.
00:49:35
>> It was. And Harry Styles then does Sebastian. And the way he did it was
00:49:39
really funny because you don't expect it. I didn't see that part. >> He was playing very kind of shy,
00:49:43
straight guy in some of the other sketches and then in that one he got to unload it and it was actually
00:49:47
>> Oh, did he get into it? >> Made me laugh really hard. >> Oh, that's a funny idea.
00:49:51
>> And of course, Marcelo is uh in the pocket. He did he did another 4 foot
00:49:56
vertical leap over somebody. I mean, his physicality, you know, is amazing. I mean,
00:50:02
>> yeah. >> Yeah. >> All right, we'll wrap up and then uh >> thanks for um coming on. We're going to
00:50:07
start our regular podcasts in 5 minutes and that will >> Thanks everybody. This was a good test
00:50:11
run. This will never air. No one will ever see it. >> We understand now. It's supposed to be
00:50:15
interactive and we we want to see your what you're saying. We couldn't really
00:50:20
We'll figure that out. >> We have to get a zip drive cord. >> Okay. People say bye-bye.
00:50:25
>> Very Don Felder. That must be you. >> Dana could be lead guitarist for the
00:50:29
Eagles. Good job. Uh and that's it. Keep doing it. We like it. and uh testing one two.
00:50:37
>> Thank you for >> Yeah, now they're just getting they're cramming it in. Uh okay, Dana, it's nice
00:50:43
meeting you. I will see you around the uh campus. >> Yeah, I'll I'll be over in about 10
00:50:47
minutes. >> Okay.

Episode Highlights

  • Live Broadcast Surprise
    They are live without realizing it, and Putin is listening in.
    “Literally, Putin is listening to this.”
    @ 00m 18s
    March 16, 2026
  • Fashion Commentary
    Discussion about the Oscars and the pressure on women's bodies.
    “It's so in vogue for women...”
    @ 02m 20s
    March 16, 2026
  • Conan's Cold Opening
    Conan's cold opening was inspired and engaged the audience.
    “The cold opening was really inspired and worked great.”
    @ 07m 46s
    March 16, 2026
  • Admiring Robert Redford
    A discussion on the legacy of Robert Redford and his films.
    “I wish they'd shown his films, you know, behind him.”
    @ 18m 18s
    March 16, 2026
  • Buzzing Around Segment
    A lively segment where the hosts engage in humorous scenarios.
    “It's time for Buzzing Around. Sponsored by Five Hour Energy.”
    @ 24m 14s
    March 16, 2026
  • Jury Duty's New Season
    The new season of Jury Duty takes a fresh approach at a company retreat.
    “This season follows Anthony, a real temp hired by Rocking Grandma's Hot Sauce.”
    @ 30m 12s
    March 16, 2026
  • The Ozmpic Olympics
    A humorous take on the trend of weight loss and new peptides.
    “If they change the name next year to the Ozmpic Olympics, it might have the same effect.”
    @ 37m 32s
    March 16, 2026
  • Bus Boys Movie Hype
    Excitement builds around the upcoming comedy film 'Bus Boys' and its trailer.
    “Millions of views for the trailer.”
    @ 43m 56s
    March 16, 2026
  • R-rated Comedy Returns
    Discussion about the resurgence of R-rated comedies and their appeal.
    “R-rated movies are fun.”
    @ 47m 14s
    March 16, 2026

Episode Quotes

  • 800? Who makes that number up?
    OSCARS BIG REACTIONS & HOT TAKES
  • They were like aliens.
    OSCARS BIG REACTIONS & HOT TAKES
  • I didn’t know the Oscars were on yesterday.
    OSCARS BIG REACTIONS & HOT TAKES
  • This is going to be a company retreat.
    OSCARS BIG REACTIONS & HOT TAKES
  • I just want to lose a couple pounds.
    OSCARS BIG REACTIONS & HOT TAKES
  • Funny doesn't cost money.
    OSCARS BIG REACTIONS & HOT TAKES

Key Moments

  • Unexpected Live00:18
  • Oscar Fashion02:20
  • Live Stream Interaction19:05
  • Oscars Discussion19:25
  • Commercial Parody Memories20:21
  • Peptide Trend37:55
  • Bus Boys Movie43:56
  • R-rated Comedy47:14

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