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[Music] wait let me ask this was MK Ultra a real thing in Hollywood oh you're asking the two the
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two top reps of Hollywood yeah way more than me that's true David you would know [ __ ] [ __ ] everywhere we are
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recording and we are coming in hot from Cleveland yeah yeah uh Dana aside uh from your hair which we're going to just
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won't overt talk about but uh we will talk about if we started I guess we did
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because we never know that idea oh people got mad we said chic's wrong last week fine but the cicada bit was funny
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Chada bit was a hit yeah it was funny and I I apologize for the mispronunciation but we still don't know
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we still say CH what is it ch I think it's cada which okay let's get an s in
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there I went to State School let's get an s in there it's because it's c yeah
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make it easy for everyone [ __ ] that s k da how about filthy flies on steroids that
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pee yeah oh that's right yeah remember they peed all over everyone they should
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call them picas picas they should call them your natas yeah they're they're sickening and
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um I've had it with but it was a good story also I went to a concert this weekend I'll just buzz you that quickly
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went to a concert uh because we had Joe Elliot on our sister podcast fly wall Joe so here's what
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happens I go to a concert for for de leopard Journey Steve Miller and we had Joe Elliot on I had already bought
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tickets and I scalped them because I wanted to sit right up front and no Shenanigans just just so I could see so
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I could enjoy life it's cool to be in front Sofi where they have football games where they should really all
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kidding as i' only have football games because concert it's a little big you
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talk about low ceilings on a comedy club there's almost no ceiling it's a few
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tarps up there and it's half open air sound goes [ __ ] everywhere so um I go
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in and they go oh I just follow my ticket and I'm in the highest level and I go I tell some guy uh where's this cuz
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I'm on the floor I need to get to the flooor and he goes you're not on the
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floor dumb [ __ ] you're right here and I go no but you were on the floor I was on
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the floor that's where I bought the tickets but you didn't okay when I got
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there they I got Bamboozled so I walk around and sit so I'm on the side of the
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stadium looking down it's honestly like when they parachute in that's kind of
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the view I have good good good so that's shitty right because it says Sofi Stadium those are that's your view
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that's where I'm sitting and that's the stage and there's some dude in front of me that needs
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conditioner but that's a whole another story but his hair man in a ponytail he
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wasn't bad because we talked the whole concert and he didn't say one thing so
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we're sitting there in these dog [ __ ] seats and I I think I was almost I couldn't see because I was behind Aaron
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Donald's retired jersey and then it's funny and then um sorry because they're
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at the rafters you know so that one and everyone look like an ant farm down there because everyone's just Milling
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about now this is when Steve Miller goes in right at the very beginning and Steve
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Miller I love but I have to get there at six to see him and it's really just a
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corporate gig because no one cares at all it's light there's barely a roof and
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everyone's just looking around for $20 beers Milling Milling around and walking
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with their drinks yeah exactly and I'm like you hear I'm like this one and everyone's
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like any way no one Fly Like an Eagle what and he used to fill stadiums like this on his tours he's still filling him
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but they're just you got to pick your chunk cuz everyone here is clearly old
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cuz de leopard Journey you know so it's five straight hours so you have to pick
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do I come a little late do I come you know whatever so I want to see Steve Miller and I'll just see how far I can
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get being a colossal [ __ ] this is what my doctor said so I go there good doc Steve Miller is great gets off um but
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then there's 25 minutes of downtime now they got to put the other stuff up Journey new singer you've heard that
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right not new anymore but totally yeah the impressionist of Stephen Perry who's
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been with them for a long time yes he's brilliant yeah but there's only one
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Steve Perry sorry right and this guy is got a great voice I thought he was Bobby
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Lee for the first 10 songs but fine but I can't see that's not my fault so he
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sings they do great and if I'm de leopard I don't like journey to a doing an hour and a half
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and hogging the beefiest you know the standup that's the best part of the night everyone's in it it's dark now
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yeah the energy they they close that Killer song from the sanos and then they um and then they they do
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confetti you cannot before they have middle they do confetti [ __ ] the middle Act was doing [ __ ] confetti
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people are heading for the parking lot where is Z4 sir where's the SE lot I parked at LAX
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I'm supposed to walk to Sofi so I I was like de lever needs a a and no [ __ ]
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confetti claw immediately and also they're closing with that big song so you do need that break so they flip the
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stage again and then Here Comes death FP now I'm 1,000% burned out because it's
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I'm in there 4 hours already you know and I'm also back where I'm just taking
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selfies because everyone's like oh you look like the guy that should be down
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there and I go yeah but I'm the guy that got [ __ ] ripped off I'm up here oh
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here we go again with the photo just to remind everyone this is where I was well
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the oldfashioned thing with there's no roof but you would be in the nose bleeds
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right that's 100% that's where they really high up you get a nose bleed yep
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makes sense so I'm up there busting my hump and the guy from Depp lefford obviously one of the drummers has one
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arm we talked about but they have another drummer to make sure it makes sense but he's only got one arm but it's
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the other arm so it m it works you know what I mean okay he before the meeting they go okay you do the one and three
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beats and I'll do two four so it's one two three four it's it's it's hard to
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sync up but they had an ad in in the paper we need someone with a missing left arm or missing right arm no it said
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Miss arm and it said left preferable yeah but not a deal with well I'll just
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say that guy we hey I want to defend drummers everywhere cuz you know I used to pound this I would fiddle around
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death leopard's brilliant drummer lost his arm on auto accident and they never
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thought of get letting him go and then he reinvented the drums which is now state-of-the-art where you can do so
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many things with your feet anyway continue and his his legs are overdrive cuz he's making so much with his legs to
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take away from the fact so anyway he he did say that when he sleeps sideways it used to hurt when he sleep on his arm
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but now it's pretty easy you know what I mean there's no pain mhm so that's
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that's one upside I guess so uh other than that I have a I have I have five questions but I want you to finish your
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I think that's it I left I didn't even finish poor Jo I almost hit him up from
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backstage and said get me out of here get me back do something but I felt so dumb that he offered me tickets on the
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podcast and I go no no I got this I don't need I don't need your Cher okay
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that was one of my questions okay the lead singer of one of the greatest rock bands in history invites you to his show
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yeah come on be my guest come on and then you're in row 138 so that confused
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me but you had to get the tickets yourself show it again yes that's the picture so okay I
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have more pictures on my phone but I want to overwhelm you because it's just
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funny I was go I have an observation from that picture Okay isn't it interesting slf funny that in the Heyday
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of certain kind of covid stocks that went crazy like Sofi then they get a a trillion dollar
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Stadium named after them but their stock right now it's like 48 cents I don't know what Sofi was well
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they had crypto this and Sofi that and it's like the companies barely exist yeah we might get letters on that one
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they give the naming right they realize all their money's gone and they only
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have this Stadium now the stock Peak for like a week and then they got two trillion doll stadiums built and they
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just are stuck with Burger King no Burger King's huge um I went to Green Day they call it in the 70s and I you
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went to Green I got yeah big big concerts big five hour party concerts you do not smoke weed you don't take
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mushrooms you don't really drink much ra it you no I mean you David at that 5H
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hour concert if you had taken mushrooms smoked some weed had two Tios neat you would have been higher than the stadium
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but you were just sitting there like I literally bought a bruy I don't really
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drink beer I drink vodka but it was such there's you go to a bar and they're like
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oh we're only the Bud Light bar or we're only the vodka bar we're the you know
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whatever is sponsored so you can only get one thing so I got two beers and 20 bucks each no joke it's no joke no joke
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20 bucks each the place is coming down anyway place is coming down the beer less than $20 if the beers but um I so
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that's a thing I did in my youth where you didn't mind the crowds you didn't
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mind you couldn't see anything you didn't mind the sound was well let me
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ask you was the sound good at least because it's Sofi no no so sound bad can't see invited by the lead singer of
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the biggest rock band hon G did you at least have a driver or were you circling the parking lot like a Disneyland this
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song's good is it Journey still I don't know it's a good song David David literally I saw
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Fleetwood Mac in their Prime yeah and all I heard was all I heard was the kick drum no
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vocals nothing they M the wrong and very faint in the background now there you go
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again yeah and I land I can always tell I go I can't hear the sing you're right sometimes they
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jack up the other [ __ ] you love it when they go on the club tour or the small theater tour and then you get to see
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them but that that that's that's a that's not that aside we'll keep moving
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we're going to hit the stories we uh that that was it was fun anyway I made it you know what Dana I made it fun I
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didn't cry about I honestly didn't cry about it I go oh my God look at our
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tickets we got wrapped [ __ ] all right well we're sitting up here now so let's
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make the best of it anyway uh yeah you have exciting Adventures I went to the local car wash what was I going to do
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get a 10-minute Chunk on getting sprayed well actually it's one of those you
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drive through and it just sprays you so this old old guy there's old guy winning
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before me and then it's all and the green light makes he's supposed to go he
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starts to back up I'm going to do it again you know I'm like honking you can't hear
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him no cuz he had a flashback of like VA Kong and he's like you get out of here
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back it up everyone Runner T who backs up in a car wash not literally not one you shouldn't be driving if you think
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you might have to back up on a car wash there's a big tunnel you can see the
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light at the end of the tunnel I don't want to die and it goes back they want
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me to come that way that's where you don't want to go uh okay all right well what's the first
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story well this is just an observation okay culturally about politics then we'll get into some other things couple
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things it's just funny to me Trump's lineup now this is a rebellious lineup
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first it started with a thing where they have Hulk Hogan and then the Democrats answered with James Taylor I mean that's
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just funny to me now you listen to me brother brother you got a friend brother so anyway that was Hulk hul doing James
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Taylor and they go uh the next guy's uh Hulk is time Le I'm not going nowhere
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brother that's one of his catchphrases you're not going nowhere struck I have to explain I
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utilize the camera maybe too much so far this show no I love anybody who ends the
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what they're they're making a point and say brother at the end it's just funny
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I'm having a cheese Burger brother it's funny so it's Tulsi gabard she's a badass outside the box Bobby
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Kennedy Jr need I say more they've got going nowhere Obama Clinton's Beyonce
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Taylor Swift Oprah oh yeah they got a [ __ ] lineup yeah I mean it's like they're they're so cool and the Trump
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thing it people should just vote on those who's got better Stars yeah I know
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Cast car this is this is your cast of car Hulk Hogan Tulsi gabert Bobby kenned Jr or it's Taylor
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Swift um you know said it yet though but I think we're guessing but Taylor hasn't
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I think she's smart not to get I don't think it's all her fans but you know no
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no I don't know if she's even out there yet I talked to uh Tucker Carlson about
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this premise last night and all I all I heard on the phone was I was about to say that's a here comes
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the Tucker that's pretty good he go yeah who's doing this and why are they doing it don't
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know that's not bad I'm trying I'm trying we're working for literally for
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free uh okay but we're having fun speaking of politics there was the mark well two things there was a Zuckerberg
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thing do you have anything on that where Zuckerberg Zuckerberg came out said he was pressured by the government to
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censor Co information and the hunter B so it was sort of a thing that you do that and then six months from now
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they're going to have him in Congress and they're going to have our friend oh
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yeah Senator John Kennedy yeah he's back the new the new Ross perau is going to
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love him people oh yeah yeah but he does it in such a slow Southern way now um Mr
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Zuckerberg did I get that right did I get that right now you wrote a letter saying that the United States government
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pressured you to censor content did I get that right then you got Zuckerberg well yes yes Senator first of all thank
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you for the question they always say that yeah thank you for the question and that
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is indeed true well can I ask you a question can I ask you question do you believe that a
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mosquito could fart its way out of a hornets nest do you believe that did I get that right that's an interesting
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question that's question from Ken you know Mr Zuckerberg um let me get my cheaters on uh now first of all it's a
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it's colder than a penguin's pecker in here I have to say I'm getting a Dr
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could we turn that down now he's what he's doing it's colder than a well
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digger's ass and I'm not I'm not I have a cat on uh Mr Zuckerberg have they been
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fiddling with the election a little bit I'm confused I I'm confused do you think
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it's a good thing or a bad thing to be censored by the girl yeah that dog don't hunt with me Jeff
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I'm old school I like to just let whoever wins win Zuckerberg you know I find it I find it interesting that your
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name is Zuckerberg and your platform Facebook or meta whatever you call it sucks do you know that it sucks
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Mr suckerberg he actually said that that's not me doing comedy and you're saying he's like
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Zuckerberg Zuckerberg's like an AI of himself P just sits there interesting thank thank you very
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much notes uh did we mess with the election I mean you could some people would say
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beep he got Hunter Biden's laptop too they didn't get that out there oh yeah you know you know I looked
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at a few photos on there it's quite explicit uh his dick is harder than Chinese arithmetic in some of the
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photographs I had seen the boy lives a full life now you thought it was Russian disinformation to have hunterbiden
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naked except for a g-ring with a woman on all fours chained up with a dog collar on he's got a gun in his hand a
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whip and cocaine on her bottom and somehow you thought that was Russian this did I get that right where was the
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confusion I want glasses it's funny to go like this did I your words your words not mine is
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another thing he says yeah I'm now this is this is something you said I'm just
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reading what you said your words not mine um all right what else what was that other picture they showed okay
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that's 20 minutes yeah immigration no this one was Oh California close to approving
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$150,000 loans for illegal immigrants to purchase homes now I don't know if this
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one's real because I know three people of my friends been trying to buy a house
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for 10 years at least and you it that seems like slightly unfair to me personally like
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150 Grand zero interest oh yeah they give a 20% down payment wow so that scares me because I
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just saw oh well forgive it you just saw forget well there's a in Aurora Colorado
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there's a Venezuelan gang that took over two apartment complexes and they're
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making the people pay rent to them so I'm like it's just getting nerve-wracking I don't
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really know I don't understand at all the complexities but I can tell you I'm
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slightly nervous about the situation first of all that one seems unfair people should be able to buy a house you
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shouldn't have to rip up your citizenship card to say okay now I want to get a house and like oh okay um so
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you're for sure not a citizen okay here's 150 because that would help anybody out that's such a I mean Mo
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unless you live in California you can get a house $150,000 payment that's great it would seem to be a little
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incentivized I I I put it on uh the pric is right so the Price Is Right is streamed all over the world and
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Price is Right so come on down so if you're sitting in some teapot country and they say We'll basically give you a
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house if you can get here yeah I would get there and the Venezuelans the only thing I like about that gang is it's
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very American it's very industrious just to get armed take over two apartment
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buildings and start charging rent yeah they're iMed that's very sophisticated by the way I'm on Twitter
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I'm like I half I just think I I should be a machete salesman I mean the funniest thing about not funny but
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there's so many people have machetes now out there in the world that are going
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bananas all over the world I'm like when did machetes make a comeback I can't
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find one there's none in my house there's none on my block Frank my friend assistant is a
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machete Sal he served in the United Nations via Ireland in Liberia and every adult male in the village just walked
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around with a machete so you'd be having a casual conversation with someone and
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he's got a giant sword in his hand ready to take your head off don't mind it's a
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very threatening thing to hold him well some other countries don't have as many
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guns and they and it's it's big on stabbing so if people are bad people and
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they want trouble you don't have to have a gun you go stab someone and still
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cause a bit of a Ruckus Ruckus I wonder if the venezuel my last thing about the Venezuelan gang
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is did they they took over and charged rent did they per chance lower the rent could there be a silver lining to the
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story oh there might be I saw a video of it it didn't look like uh that but um
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L up the Ma what you pay last time and do they let 700 okay give me Americans in the gang that would be racist if they
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did not no obviously we're being pithy it's it's so outrageous I can't it's so
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crazy out there it's not anymore so I don't know some of these stories this is
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this is a segment we call is it real it's called there's no way uh okay let's get to some doofy U
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Instagram videos let's get some head see if we can some laughs this is another dumb one where
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they use Spade I don't want to get this one because is there was one where it's a
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photo on a building in Austria where it's me and it says a Kirk Cobain quote
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at the bottom but it's actually a Neil Young quote so people it generates interest because people have to go no
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that's not Kirt oain and no that's not even his quote and no that's whatever
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the D this is this this is the same [ __ ] Steve which is a which is one I follow
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but they're selling shirts I think that say dang this is based on Kendrick Lamar's album but it's show why are they
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putting now this go back to Center why would they put David Spade car face on a supposed quote from Kurt coine I don't
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know I think it generates people laughing going and they get they comment go no so so the more engagement they
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have is that it Heather they just want people just saying they love it they love it uh well it's also you kind of
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have Rockstar hair there I could be if you're younger I look like some yeah I
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could be anybody but there's also a place selling a shirt with a hallway picture of me Farley and Sandler on it I
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think it says I'm going to tell my kids this was Nirvana that's funny that's not
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bad yeah that's not bad but it's a picture of us they're selling like I
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don't I think you're allowed to sell pictures of you I don't know I'm not
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going to win that battle but I just thought that was funny cuz of course everyone sent that to me they're like
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look at this I'm like I don't really get it but okay um all right next one oh
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this is a funny joke those astronauts in space you know they're stuck and Elon
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Musk is trying to save them they're stuck what a [ __ ] ripoff I know like an elevator yeah you're stuck in space
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though supposed to be go they might be gone till 2025 and here's the guy's joke
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Humanity has about 6 months to purchase 8 million 8 billion ape costumes for the
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ultimate prank cuz remember Planet of the Apes he comes back and he realizes everyone's
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on that's funny I like that I mean that's a funny that's funny joke I just
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think this was a gigantic thing because NASA hired Elon Musk SpaceX and Boeing like 2015 to develop Rockets to go to
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the space station so boing had some problems you know SpaceX has done 220 missions okay yeah uh actually more like
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um I believe it's um 300 missions but anyway a little Elon mus for you but um
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I'm working on it but um Boeing Boeing was supposed this was their big big Maiden launch all these delays and
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then the thrusters go out and then the astronauts were supposed to be home in two days and now they've been
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there and ironically and weirdly it's a man and a woman and they are engaged
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news flash on is that true no I made that up are they going to run out of tang tang is still a reference not Moon
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Tang Dan I because they did Tang in the 60s right with tang was orange powder drink and I was a kid I wanted it
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because they said that's what the astronauts drink in space I'm sure it was just powdered sugar something
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horrible for you but it was super orange we had it oh was so [ __ ] orange yeah and I mean no it was the orangest
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orange I've ever seen they should call it orange I know Tang was a weird name
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but I liked it it was so weird do you remember High SE you're too young do you
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remember High sea I am young but no I do remember it unfortunately cans of juice
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remember High sea High sea was the greatest red dye fructose corn syrup worst was just hypers sweet but it was
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in big cans right love it yeah oh was like this like a big can you you did the can opener at top yeah can opener and it
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was made in Japan did you know that hi I see oh boy I did not you did not know that okay now can I
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no next story I'm not gonna do any more John he's cancelled okay here's funny
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nurse is preparing for the monkey pox pandemic [Music] action I like how nurses are always
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having time to do tick talks it's pretty funny the hospital right now is [ __ ]
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crickets they're like we have to run over to Radio City and all right that's enough
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you always start talking and I'm just God smacked I'm like I know it's funny
00:28:05
what am I looking at just it's funny because on Tik Tok nurses are always doing bits in the hospital and then you
00:28:12
know you pan over someone's like because you're like when are you on a break when do you have time to do this
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but I don't mind it if I'm I just think it's not that adventurous they're just
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hopping around with clubs they should have mimed and had a c dance choreography around changing out
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an IV on a patient play the bed pan like stomp like that show stomp have you you probably
00:28:41
you haven't been in the hospital much I've had a few nice in there but uh they
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say uh would you like a bed pan or do you think you can make it six feet to the bathroom I'd like the pan I like J pan
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and you can stay and watch me and then take it wa no I'll make it to the bathroom when you pee do you usually
00:29:01
have a rod because we are trying to figure out is it going to go straight up uh cuz if you're lying on your back and
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you can't move so they lift your buttocks area and put a bed pan under so you can take a I always made it to the
00:29:14
bathroom a what a hero we can put a thing up your urethra or if you could make it two feet to the bathroom we
00:29:23
won't have to do that they when I got my uh hernia I got a hernia and then when I
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woke up she goes all right it's time for the catheter she grabs my wiener and she
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takes like a basically a number two pencil whatever it is that's too big to go on your wiener M and she Rams it in
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with two people from Game of Thrones like Ram I scream so Heather heard me I scream across the room because I'm like
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why now I was out cold for four hours wake up wake up for the worst pain in your life waake is are you up okay H
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what you could have slid it in like like you know what I mean yeah they get it in
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there and I'm like and then they say can you and they go you you probably can't
00:30:10
pee for a couple days I'm like God dang it it's totally appropriate you're
00:30:14
making those sounds I had something funny happened to me in that world it's funny now so I'm getting a stent you
00:30:22
know this years ago but anyway so after the thing they want you to pee into a plast bottle but it had a serrated edge
00:30:31
they didn't tell me about so that I was I had so many blood thinners in my system that there was a
00:30:38
little cut on my wiener as you would say and it wouldn't stop so first of all
00:30:44
there was a very pleasant rotund woman with gloves on that just held my member for about 3 hours with her finger on it
00:30:54
yeah pinching it yeah oh no so her thumbs on it so it's covering 80% of it that's terrifying no I was I was doing
00:31:01
and then a dude came in and he took over a dude nurse no he like real a real wayworld fan so like yeah so then he had
00:31:09
to grab hold it and retain pressure for another eight hours dude I just loved ways world man I mean how'd you guys
00:31:16
make that movie this I'm not even making this up I've never told this story I'm
00:31:19
sorry uh some of my blood is leaking from can you adjust your thumb anyway oh yeah yeah anyway we sh you have more
00:31:26
pressure and then less pressure more pressure and less pressure and move up and down oh that's such a funny movie
00:31:34
you want am I still tickling your balls no that was never part of it oh I thought that's what she was doing okay
00:31:40
anyway so Mike Myers you had a wig on M Myers like this what's the he was the
00:31:48
nurse no saying the guy had a lot of questions he's like okay I guess this is
00:31:54
the part where I put my finger up your butt you're like no no I I don't know
00:31:57
where you're getting the wrong instructions I'm just bleeding out of my wiener right now no I'm here just to get
00:32:01
my blood pressure checked I don't need any kind of fisticuffs all right let's
00:32:06
let's on that note we should probably bring dank out um this this was shot a
00:32:12
couple days ago and so we might be wearing something different uh but Danica Patrick is a supreme uh race car
00:32:21
driver she's a very good athlete across the board the first woman world class
00:32:27
race car driver in Open Wheel and NASCAR she's done both and we have we go all
00:32:35
over the place that we talk about yeah aliens we talk about it's not just about
00:32:40
the racing yeah aliens we get to what might else live amongst us how's that for a tease yeah get in there let's get
00:32:49
right to it all right here's Danica [Music] oh one of us got a blowout I blow this out myself holy
00:33:08
[ __ ] whatever that is yeah where are you in Scott no no I'm in Colorado oh it looks kind of Rocky
00:33:18
Mountain High in that place yeah I had to get out of the heat because because it's lava hot it's horrible it's
00:33:24
horrible do you bail on the Summers there yeah as much as I can I was there for about three weeks and it was I just
00:33:32
hated my life I felt like I was in prison because I couldn't go out past like 11 then I have two dogs and they
00:33:37
they can't do it either so their paws get fried on the sidewalk I don't like
00:33:42
the heat I played Vegas last July and it was 121 And I said hey do other people play
00:33:49
this room it was the Mar in July and they go no no they don't play it nobody
00:33:55
comes to Vegas in July there was a four everyone cancelled at the hotel and the people were there were fried and hung
00:34:01
over but anyway back to our guest today no let's go back to us we know a lot
00:34:06
about he doesn't like heat you you're you're you have a cool room cool hair a
00:34:11
cool necklace and a cool t-shirt things are happening yeah you know uh Danica does a
00:34:18
lot of things Dana and um I know I her Wikipedia page is like a it's like the
00:34:24
it's it's a monstrosity they go over every race it's Inc but it's incredible I mean yeah what
00:34:31
you achieved yeah you were a race car driver do you remember that part uh vaguely it does seem like a
00:34:38
lifetime many life I feel like I've lived many lifetimes I usually sort of classify the lifetimes in the in the in
00:34:45
the realm of relationships usually feels like my lifetimes but racing was definitely definitely one of them yeah
00:34:52
for sure I think that I think we all have that in a way I can relate to that this quadrant this is when we live there
00:34:58
now we're over here and you know it is I think it's very very human but um the
00:35:04
race car thing I mean I don't know if there's any questions you haven't been
00:35:08
asked about that part of your you know yeah we're here to ask the same ones no
00:35:13
I here I thought of one what other sport the do I pee in my did I pee in my suit
00:35:18
thing I already I I've never done that so you can skip that one you never it
00:35:22
I've peed in my car I might be doing something right now but I'm not going to say anything
00:35:28
I PE during podast natural called practice that you're so natural if it's
00:35:32
a long podcast you got to go you gotta go that's all I'm saying it's yeah it's
00:35:37
called a trucker's buddy and you put it in your pants and then you uh okay here's my first question but if you've
00:35:43
been if you what's a sport that's as dangerous as racing cars what sport is as dangerous yeah and
00:35:53
I I was just thinking out loud right before I clicked on like I was thinking about you went into a sport which takes
00:35:58
a massive amount of athleticism and and and concentration and I thought you know
00:36:04
you get heard in MMA or boxing but balls huh balls balls yeah takes balls and so
00:36:10
how were you in that area I mean what are you the balls your balls I I just met in the guts level of
00:36:19
like you know I'm gonna go faster around the next turn kind of thing devil in you
00:36:25
I really thought when I was young that I wasn't super Brave when I so I I started
00:36:30
go-karting when I was 10 when I was 16 I mov dog disagrees dog I know she's she's
00:36:38
she's very um mouthy um so it's 16 I moved to England I lived there for three
00:36:45
years until I was 19 and then I came back and you know when I first moved over to England I thought to myself like
00:36:51
maybe I'm just not Tough Enough like brave enough like I don't feel like I'm
00:36:55
very good on the fast corners and um then I came back to the States I started racing formula Atlantic and then Indie
00:37:02
Car two years later and turns out that that wasn't the case at all and that you
00:37:07
really in racing you have to get the car to feel really comfortable for you and if the team doesn't do that then it's
00:37:13
very difficult to to push and so when I lived in England they didn't give they
00:37:17
didn't care at all about me so the car felt terrible to me so have you ever been in the middle of a race where you
00:37:24
just you're going all out and then you go [ __ ] I wish I could move the seat up
00:37:28
like two inches you have no idea how much of a pain in the ass it was to fit me in a
00:37:34
car because we had we had to usually put um like something to raise my feet up so
00:37:41
that I could get closer to the top of the petals so that I was putting my feet on the right spot again um I think it's
00:37:49
because it's like ironically hailing here in the middle of the summer and it's like sunny but a couple clouds but
00:37:55
it's truly hailing outside I thought it was one of those things where you say to the dog if it doesn't
00:38:01
if it feels like it's not going well start barking and then I'll say I have
00:38:04
to leave yeah but that would be actually quite the skill set it's like the dog
00:38:09
the commercials going to get a beer for them if I could get the dog to like get me out of jail free card in
00:38:16
uncomfortable situations that would be a ma major skill set um but anyway so turns out I had the balls um to do it so
00:38:25
you had the feet long enough and everything yeah yeah got the car fitted to me so it was it was definitely um
00:38:32
there were times where I was too high too far forward too far back too far down the whole time not the whole time
00:38:38
but usually at the beginning of the season after you got fitted you'd figure
00:38:42
that out very very quickly in the first sort of time that you got in the car and
00:38:46
sometimes like I would be like working on the seat myself and like shaving it down and taking pieces out of it and um
00:38:54
very um very manly of me um um but yeah fitting in what was your height and weight in your Prime race car driving
00:39:02
what how small were you uh I probably um I was i' I've I'm 51 never really grew
00:39:10
past I I'm GNA guess that was got to be like ninth grade and uh I've been like
00:39:15
around 110 pounds is my whole life so so did you ever consider if the race car driving didn't turn out you'd be a
00:39:22
jockey did you ever think about being a jockey um just kind of kid but I have ridden a
00:39:29
horse before it was like once I got into NASCAR so was later and I think uh what
00:39:34
are the speeds there's like loping is sort of like a speed with horses and it's kind of scary I'm not sure not sure
00:39:42
I would have been okay with it those horses every time I see a horse like running fast or going through water or
00:39:48
just carrying someone fat on their back I just think I feel so bad for their legs and then when they break them they
00:39:55
have to kill them and I'm like I I don't know I just it doesn't make sense like
00:40:00
those little legs body good job Dana bring up the sore subject um but also you know Danica I don't know if you're
00:40:07
part of this scam I think I was promoting something and we went to Darlington maybe and there was a guy
00:40:15
that would drive idiots like me around the do a lap or something I do you remember this guy's name it was
00:40:23
something funny they they they probably got someone that was a driver or has been at some point in something by the
00:40:30
way Dana when you're going around the whipping around the corner and they they
00:40:33
want you to be scared shitless they said you don't have to be in it and when I
00:40:37
got there they go no get in with the guy and I go well don't drive or anything
00:40:41
it's a scam every step along the way crawl in the window put on the suit that
00:40:45
the hardest part is for scariest for me because danak and I are drivers Dana it's hard to explain but I'll explain it
00:40:50
to you I'm following I'm I'm riveted okay so you get in and you go put on
00:40:54
this fireproof suit there won't be a fire but when there is this will block some
00:41:00
of it for a few seconds and I go okay and then they I I don't know if I'm CLA
00:41:05
phobic I did find out when they clip me in with 18 Clips I go let's just say we
00:41:10
roll how do we get the clips and the guy's like oh I'll be long gone by then
00:41:14
I'm like I know but with me when I'm in the car burning there's so many Clips I
00:41:19
lost track I go good luck and then when he goes around he's going I don't know
00:41:23
how fast 700 maybe I'm wrong and uh and then he hits the wall and I think Danica
00:41:29
would know that the car yeah and that's fantastic it's the Darlington stripe
00:41:35
they do it on purpose to make you [ __ ] your pants it works um he hits the wall
00:41:40
so so when we get out of the car it's the whole door is kind of ripped and I'm
00:41:44
like why is the guy first of all that's not good enough to be out there with the
00:41:48
real people is the one with my life and his this has there's something wrong and
00:41:52
uh it was fun in quotes well now you can say like I didn't pee my pants but you can say you
00:42:00
did [ __ ] yours when you were driving and I found out once I did it once now I do
00:42:05
it all the time uh because it was fun and I liked it and um which part am I talking about the
00:42:13
driving a story about a driver that did [ __ ] his pants it was at watk New York
00:42:19
um he was sick and he absolutely sharded himself and he won the race and he had to run around with it wow and
00:42:30
then then he had to like go change before going to Victory Lane anyway I don't want to put this image in your
00:42:36
head but there are Olympic Marathon or world class marathoners who have and there's no hiding
00:42:44
that yeah that's that's hard now you guys ever run for like long long distance and and and and known about
00:42:51
this whole half to [ __ ] thing I was a distance Runner as a younger person but um I never saw it up close there was
00:43:03
folklore about usually you're healthier then but when you get older I could see
00:43:06
things falling apart but uh we just we just had a runner on we should have asked him that oh yeah you should have
00:43:13
because I uh I ran ran the Boston Marathon a few years ago I don't know why my one bucket list item was to run a
00:43:19
marathon and so well I don't know what's wrong with me um but my friend said hey
00:43:25
I think I can get us into Boston and I was like yeah cool so she did and I had to do a lot of training in Arizona where
00:43:32
it was like you know I would go as soon as like barely Sunrise what I didn't
00:43:36
realize is I should have gone in the dark uh but it'd be like aund 100 to 105
00:43:41
by the time I was finished and there's something about the heat too that really
00:43:46
makes you want to go oh that may make sense I never that either Danica I don't want to brag but
00:43:55
when I used to walk from McCormack Ranch to my friend's pool on like Lincoln and 60th D the sounds like
00:44:04
a brag I would wear just raw Dogg it just shorts no sunscreen no hat three miles
00:44:11
so I can go in the pool and that was in the summer when I was in high school uhuh and uh that's all just bragging
00:44:18
that was my Boston Marathon Barefoot too I see not not full raw I had some Stan Smiths on actually the story is
00:44:26
partially anyway back to um you're on a roll let's finish I know I was excited because I
00:44:32
was like look at cuz I grew up in Scottdale baking and boiling so I know Dan's story checks out and my mom's
00:44:39
there now and the dog so she drives them around for a walk for a walk she puts him in the car and then she rolls the
00:44:47
windows down and then she drives around lets them bark she drives up to people and they bark at them and then she
00:44:52
drives off and if she sees I don't know that's my mom but it's fun for her she's
00:44:58
you know it's fun I did it once with her I go I want to go on one of these and
00:45:01
then she found where they had horses and she pulled up and then they bark at the
00:45:04
horses and it's did you bark at them too I sort of was the uh referee because
00:45:09
then the horses would come to the fence and then uh I said okay this is obviously just for fun everything's for
00:45:14
fun here and because the horses didn't get what was going on but but overall
00:45:20
it's fun in Arizona Dana you know um out of 12 months are fun yes that's
00:45:28
what you know my buddy sells real estate there and he says I say how do you just
00:45:33
talk people in living there because everyone's [ __ ] moving there and he said well I say in Chicago there's three
00:45:40
or four months you can't go outside because of snow it's just the opposite
00:45:43
I'm like I guess that makes sense I don't like it when it's freezing but I
00:45:48
grew up in Arizona so I I kind of can take it when it's hot I I mean Dana you
00:45:54
know that I had my steering wheel was steel uh this is before I was rich everybody so um I had a steering wheel
00:46:01
that was steel and then I had oven mitts when I got in to grab it because it was
00:46:06
so hot and then they really came in handy when I pull that pot roast out of the glove
00:46:10
compartment but that's not why we're here I really want to know what's what's
00:46:14
what's going on with the rest of the car if the steering wheel was steel steering
00:46:17
wheel was steel but an you know because we in the driving Biz also Danica do you
00:46:23
have road rage in Scottdale do you get do you carry anything I I I thank God there's so many
00:46:32
lanes on the highway these days you can pretty much maneuver um I absolutely use
00:46:37
the HOV at any point in time no matter how many people are in the car or not good job good job um uh and I always
00:46:44
think to myself if I get pulled over I mean it's lapsed now but I'd be willing
00:46:48
to use an expired one if I pulled out like my FIA racing license along with my my ID how would that go
00:46:58
they would probably let you go you've got a couple things going for you and they might give you but there's more
00:47:03
crime going on out there I I don't like me I'm like I'm not the big fish guy
00:47:07
like let's I know where you can focus some policing so don't try to drag me in
00:47:12
but I'm easy yeah yeah yeah it seems like seems like go you know 85 on the 101 is not really you know worth the
00:47:20
time of day they should probably there's some other areas that need help for sure
00:47:24
yeah that's I've been on all of them uh also we were going to ask you we had a
00:47:29
guy in here do you ever heard of Steven Greer we're jumping around but this guy
00:47:32
was I actually just got a text from Steven Greer last night oh you did we had him on and he was really fun to talk
00:47:39
to yeah I've interviewed him a couple times he's Wild Man the amount of like
00:47:44
data in his head and names and oh I know I mean it's like it's it's it's it's
00:47:49
really it's really crazy yeah I mean for the for the audience that barely listens
00:47:55
to our show um um Stephen Greer who was on here is a ufologist is that what he said Dana is that what he calls it yeah
00:48:03
there's some and a a doctor which means he's yeah he's a doctor he's doctor very
00:48:08
smart guy and uh Dana and I are sort of into this whole stuff and so we asked him you know we didn't ask him are they
00:48:17
Among Us that's what people wanted me to ask him and I didn't I think they are
00:48:22
but let's back up Arizona extraterrestrial I have every night I take my dogs out and look up
00:48:29
into the sky it's usually around 10 p.m. and I think I want to see something and then I
00:48:35
go but maybe not and I run inside exactly exactly if I actually saw something but have you ever seen
00:48:42
anything crazy no you know I actually you know I believe in this stuff and so when I was a kid in cassa Grand which is
00:48:47
Dana like an hour out of Scottdale this uh coal this copper mining town I'll take you there sometime
00:48:56
maybe birthday and um I would sleep outside and I would try I was reading this book called The interrupted Journey
00:49:03
it was about people that got abducted and then I'd look in the sky because it
00:49:06
was so clear and again I was like What if I I would be and I kind of believe to this day I would be so terrified if I
00:49:13
saw something yeah like that Las Vegas sighting and these people they're weirded out the rest of their life
00:49:19
because I I see why people don't report all the time because then everybody asks
00:49:24
them the rest of their life and everything's so weird and the FBI comes and they're putting up cameras all over
00:49:29
their street and I think that one was kind of real there's a lot to that one I
00:49:33
don't know if you remember that one D Danica was no it's not the Miami one the
00:49:38
one where no that one is less less videos but [ __ ] nuts when it was in the mall never seen so many never seen
00:49:46
so many cop cars like that was the most ironic that was I don't think that could
00:49:50
have been an alien situation I don't know what that was but to have the most
00:49:53
amount of cop cars that had like accumulated one area that they've like ever seen or that we've ever witnessed
00:49:59
seems a little crazy yeah um but what's the one in Vegas I mean there's Vegas is
00:50:03
like they said someone landed a a ship landed and they had a video of something going down like a falling star on on
00:50:11
some guy's body cam on a cop and then these people said there's guys in our
00:50:16
backyard that are 8 feet tall yeah and they came over and then I looked at look at the video It's All Over Tik Tok of
00:50:22
course I went to the University of Tik Tok and so I look and then they look that where they're H they're not
00:50:28
Holograms but they're like cloaked it looks like so it looks like they say they are there and these people like we
00:50:33
swear they're here and they're huge and then it's all scary but that was that
00:50:38
was kind of a big one depends on what you're into like a drug drug area do they make a lot of mess in that area no
00:50:44
I don't think I think these people sounded real and then of course like one day they just flip their story I didn't
00:50:51
see anything it's like a kidnap tape well that's like the Men in Black sort
00:50:55
of thing right like where they come and they tell you like you better shut your mouth I believe that stuff happens too I
00:51:02
mean you know I think there's a lot of weird stuff that goes on yeah yeah I I I also think that if
00:51:09
there was sort of an interaction with an extraterrestrial because there's there's
00:51:13
there's some that are benevolent actually I think most probably are and I think that Stephen GRE probably said
00:51:18
that a lot most of them are benevolent that I actually think that there would be a positive I think you'd almost get
00:51:25
like put in a trance almost as if have you ever guys ever seen the movie contact with jod Foster yeah oh yeah she
00:51:32
like sees her dad and her dad but it's actually an extraterrestrial but they
00:51:36
took the form of the dad to make her feel comfortable I think there'd be some
00:51:40
scenario where they would never you wouldn't feel uncomfortable you'd be you
00:51:44
know the frequency would put you at peace you know I I don't know I think that too but I'm still from what I hear
00:51:51
is that if you get closer then you can hear what they're saying to you they don't talk right have you heard that
00:51:58
like in your head you haven't heard that no like like the like from a telepathy
00:52:03
standpoint yeah yeah they'll I think even Stephen Greer and I'm sure most of
00:52:08
them are just you know fist bumps all around you see an alien it's like hey I'm on your Turf if they want to kill us
00:52:15
which I'm scared of they could easily it's they would have done it already so
00:52:20
I don't think there's that but there's different there's all these different
00:52:24
factions to it Stephen gri what what did you two talk about I mean was what you just casually having a conversation with
00:52:31
no I interviewed him twice for the show it's he's a huge hit like he's gets he's
00:52:36
one of the highest viewed shows that I've had from my podcast um and I mean we talk about I mean he goes on as you
00:52:44
know he goes on and on and on he doesn't need much prompting stads to the next and uh but
00:52:51
of course we talk about like why like the government the coverups like what kind of beings are they um you know how
00:52:59
many are there uh yeah all the all the all the ET alien all that kind of stuff does so well on my podcast people love
00:53:08
that there's another girl I think so that you could talk to her name's Elizabeth April everybody loves her too
00:53:13
she talks about some crazy [ __ ] she talks give us some crazy [ __ ] sorry give
00:53:18
me the reptilians like you know like AEL and Queen Elizabeth and uh like um uh Bieber and people like that being
00:53:28
reptilians like shape shifting reptilian shape shifters is it something with the
00:53:33
eyes because I see videos or they say look at these people eyes yeah so they are wait let me ask this was MK Ultra a
00:53:41
real thing in Hollywood oh you're asking the two the two top reps of Hollywood yeah way more
00:53:49
than me that's true David you would know [Music] tell me what Mk Ultra is again and then
00:54:04
I'll tell you well it's like MK Ultra is where they would they kind of like
00:54:08
brainwash you into doing certain things or being certain way almost like you can be triggered
00:54:14
with certain words or sounds too oh like have a hand who are they yeah who are they are they aliens
00:54:21
or government or are they just agents and managersep state yep uh no I haven't traded my whole body and
00:54:31
soul for just to be on a sitcom I would probably raise the stakes a bit I would want my house made of solid gold I would
00:54:38
actually barter for more but I do think there's a lot of that talk out here and
00:54:43
a lot of Illuminati talk and people ask me about it sort of has escaped me personally but Dana with his wooden they
00:54:51
wiped out your memory they did oh you're right I don't know games what about Dano
00:54:58
when you see people that like they say Biden wears a mask or other people are a mask out there where his ear doesn't
00:55:06
like connect correctly like where they say where he has like one where there's
00:55:10
like a rounded earlobe and then the other one it connects I've also heard bad plastic surgery um but but I hope
00:55:18
not my guy yeah you should make you don't want those telltale signs um so I but but if
00:55:26
you look at his face over time it's pretty unrecognizable right could be age you
00:55:34
don't know but sometimes they say they have not just on Biden data you see pictures of people where they have like
00:55:39
a bump right here where it looks like there is a mask then there's a woman on
00:55:44
the internet saying I used we'd make masks for the FBI or CIA and they're so
00:55:49
real and that was from four years ago they're like they're so you can't tell
00:55:52
them apart so I think Biden or any president might have a not a stunt double but someone that kind
00:55:58
of runs around over here for him to distract but definitely there's it makes you
00:56:04
think well then the Biden thing went remember how you know we almost lost two presidents in a week you know recently
00:56:11
and how Biden went missing for like six days and then when he reemerged and shuffled his way to a to
00:56:18
to speak in front of everyone yeah that they were like why is he so tall he's
00:56:22
like way taller than Jill's wife I saw that too like bad clone yeah like the Clone people like
00:56:31
guys guys it wasn't he looks exactly like him but he's six4 guys come on the
00:56:37
Clone Department goes [ __ ] we sent him out a day early it was not ready I told
00:56:41
you guys he was not we had to hammer him down a little bit yeah I don't know I
00:56:44
saw that they said he's taller than you know zalinski whoever he was talking to
00:56:50
and I'm like I don't know but there is there it does make you think there's so
00:56:54
much of that [ __ ] going on by the way the fact of the matter is yeah Biden are you you taller I did it
00:57:02
better than b people did it time on are you a people now I'm a robot my favorite like clips
00:57:13
and memes are the ones where he's absolutely speaking gibberish yeah is fantastic where Hunter we're the only
00:57:21
one who can understand him hey hey Dad how you doing yeah I could have dinner tomorrow night
00:57:28
not tonight why the time well uh I have a date tonight you don't need to know Dad yes
00:57:37
I've seen Fern Gully dad I don't know maybe we were right people said why why are you doing Biden
00:57:43
like that uh oh gaslighting oh well well that's okay but I think he I think Reb him so yeah that
00:57:52
was an exact quote Dana you just did yeah no it was an exact quote I'm working on new angles because now he's
00:57:58
kind of it's sort of interesting that perhaps this is from The New York Times
00:58:02
and stuff he's he's not really talking to Nancy right now he's a little upset
00:58:06
with Nancy Pelosi and he clearly is a little it's a little Bittersweet for him I was the greatest
00:58:13
most transformative president of country's ever had there 400 million jobs excuse me 200 million pardon me so
00:58:22
pardon me we have 15 million new Americans yeah so kind of grew our population right
00:58:29
brag about that that's true but anyway it seem like every every week in America
00:58:34
now something weird happen let beep beep first stop welcome aboard oh yeah what's going on in this
00:58:45
world today I know there's a lot happening it's never boring I get abducted I kind of just hope I get
00:58:51
abducted you know the whole like you know I'm down here come pick me up I got
00:58:54
to get out of here that's yeah I'd go to would you guys go to Mars if you like
00:58:59
would you go on a trip to Mars no guarantees but like hey there's stuff going down there I mean they say there's
00:59:04
even maybe even people are there who knows um would you go would you go to Mars um I I think at this point yeah I'm
00:59:12
kind of you know I'm on the back nine I think it'd be yeah if Elon Musk is
00:59:16
driving I like the SpaceX the Boeing Starliner I don't know if I'd ride one
00:59:20
of those right now the ones that are stranded in the space station put me on thato mission that went to the moon that
00:59:28
that thing hit that with some Armor All and get the cobwebs off it remember that
00:59:32
little tin can make it to Mars you think we went to the moon do you guys think we went to
00:59:38
the moon I know I know someone who thinks we in fact did not go to the Moon he he says and I said if they faked it
00:59:46
it's a bigger accomplishment than if they going to the Moon yeah yeah they when you can Bluff a good point do like
00:59:53
that is good but then why did St kuri die mysteriously of a heart attack didn't know about Crestor Lipitor
01:00:02
probably didn't check and you know a dose of who knows Tom Cruz was there let's get in the she goes why do you die
01:00:08
mysteriously by getting hit by a car well I mean a heart attack I guess older guy but I know the timing is usually bad
01:00:17
on those things like yeah people that just died in that flight the cancer doctor well you gotta go into all this
01:00:24
Stu were like eight cancer doctors that were Dana hear about that one Dana you got your ear to the
01:00:30
tracks the Brazil no I was just thinking to to to believe in the kubric death you
01:00:35
have to have your eyes wide shut that's just for film filmop files I like I waited for that but look why are you
01:00:43
twoo afraid of UFOs like I want aliens to come down I want to see it if they start if they come down and they come
01:00:52
out and they're blasting me that would just be fascinating so there are aliens
01:00:56
now they're killing me I don't know why are you guys afraid it'd be fascinating
01:01:00
Independence Day was bright yeah maybe they because yeah they say they have them in the I'm I think
01:01:07
they're somewhere right now I think we have some I think we have ships I think
01:01:11
we steal the uh I think go ahead I think you know speaking of here um that girl Elizabeth April when I interviewed her
01:01:23
she said that there was um basically the Anunnaki came to the planet to mine gold and the reptilians
01:01:30
were here right and that that there was a sort of like the Galactic Federation said okay you guys need to leave you all
01:01:40
need to leave this is the humans planet and then the uh the said no problem pieced out and The Reptilian said he
01:01:50
hell no this is we're staying and they said okay you can stay but you can't be
01:01:54
seen by the humans so then they went inner earth and they used their mind to control people and so they essentially
01:02:02
still control the planet but they're like inner earth and they're like amongst
01:02:06
us are they Democrats or Republicans clearly Democrats survey says well that one um it's just goes it's really like
01:02:15
the Crips and the Bloods um uh this is the first Incarnation no I would say yes the anuki is that the word you said
01:02:24
anunaki Anunnaki said we're leaving reptilian said we're right behind you
01:02:31
and then and then they go you know we're just going to hang and I've heard that
01:02:35
the underground Denver Airport there's so many underground bases that they ran
01:02:40
into aliens in there and then they didn't know what to do they said oh no we went into where they were probably
01:02:49
your under when they're Excavating or something yeah yeah and then they and a lot of well we're kind of
01:02:55
jump Jing around this got really crazy but that was a good one and they said they had to talk to him and they said
01:03:04
because one of these UFO guys goes I was led down there they said you don't want
01:03:08
to go past those doors it's a big production you have to bring all these guys with machine guns because we don't
01:03:14
want to disturb and if we do we don't know if they come out if they do we're
01:03:17
all toast because obviously they win in a fight you know well all you have to do is sort of
01:03:25
take Witness to some of the ancient civilizations like even just this just Egypt like the pyramids the temples I've
01:03:32
been there a couple times and it's crazy we just don't get it no one can explain
01:03:37
how they built it how they how man could build that right it's incredible it's
01:03:41
crazy and even the temples too while they're not you know the great you know
01:03:45
this huge structure with these giant megalithic Stones um or humongous Stones um that we can't even move with forklift
01:03:53
now with our technology the the temples are stunning like they're they're
01:03:57
they're completely covered in these you know pictures and you call them Engravings or they're they're like
01:04:03
etched into the walls and they're all perfect they're like so perfect they
01:04:07
must have been lasered somehow or something like that or maybe they were like a c perfectly symmetrical and per
01:04:13
everything about them is like where they are on the planet they're all aligned up
01:04:17
to or they use them as like not Wi-Fi but you know what I mean like their towers all connect and it's when you
01:04:23
hear about it and all the you know launch latitude you're like holy [ __ ] like it's all perfect yeah crazy yeah
01:04:30
and actually each pyramid got a little worse than the one before almost like like te technology sloppy and you know
01:04:37
they just they just they discovered wine and it was over yeah of course typical anano that's 10,000 years
01:04:47
ago you can't look away with those guys you got to stay on them all right well maybe we talk okay
01:04:55
we talked a long time we'll let you go Dan that that was very fun talking to
01:04:58
you about this stuff I think we solved some things I we really did we really we've closed some doors we answered some
01:05:06
questions we may have we may have opened some doors we should all just we should
01:05:09
all just say on the record that we would never kill ourselves don't I don't want to be one
01:05:14
of these people I'm fine I'm just cruising around but I won't yeah I
01:05:19
won't no and remember when you look at the night sky where I have it and you
01:05:24
see all those Stars you go really H that's where you get an open mind to like what the [ __ ] are we doing here
01:05:33
how' we get here it's it's the Endless Quest you know so if spaceships come
01:05:39
down probably be great and we go oh aliens you're down look at your spaceship do you know how the universe
01:05:44
was created do you understand infinity and they go nope we don't know but we
01:05:48
got great spaceships check it out check it out you guys know Danica she's already on there hey uh so Danica
01:05:57
I should say uh you are an icon um because of your athletic background and then You' just gone on you're an analyst
01:06:05
for NBC and you have all your wine and so I I just think from a young age you're just very driven he said Daddy I
01:06:14
want to ride a go-karts and it just drive is uh fascinating Magic Johnson has it you have it you know a good book
01:06:21
title is driven but it's probably been used but um B was my first book was called crossing
01:06:27
the line and uh then my second book was called pretty intense oh D's good driven good I
01:06:38
mean yeah it was uh I realized and I don't know why it took so long I think it's because I just did one thing for
01:06:45
like most of my life uh but I really do everything fast kind of ridiculous I think fast I walk fast I cook fast I
01:06:53
drive fast and just throwing yourself into stuff I'll do that I'll do that
01:06:57
let's do this let's do that and not minding the pain that usually comes with
01:07:01
it or frustrations uh so what is your ultimate I know you've had your dating
01:07:06
life out there and stuff but what kind of man do you think works with you I'm
01:07:12
I'm just literally curious as a person someone who's equally driven or someone
01:07:17
who can lay back and and coexist a gamer because I've been married for 41 years I
01:07:23
could tell you had a hair very important that hair is on Fu it won't look like this again Dan
01:07:31
don't count on it it's got a mind of its own uh you know it's a good question I I
01:07:37
I think about this a lot I well I'm thinking out loud to myself okay someone
01:07:42
with that kind of drive you know I think I think it's good to have someone to I
01:07:48
do love laughing for sure I've learned the value of that that that that is very
01:07:52
important um someone that can bring the ch out in me a little bit Yeah I think that's a good thing but someone also
01:07:59
that can take charge because there's there's no way to like really get into
01:08:03
your Fe my feminine or a a female or a feminine energy God we get the words right I don't want to make anyone mad um
01:08:10
but to get in your feminine you have to have someone else take charge otherwise it's really hard and it's so easy for me
01:08:15
to like do everything and plan everything and be in charge so but to get all like sweet and flowy and girly I
01:08:25
need someone that can arrange things organize things do things take charge take you know take some stuff off your
01:08:33
PL what who wrote this song are you strong enough to be my man was that Cheryl Crow have you ever ordered for a
01:08:40
boyfriend he'll have the chicken you know that kind of thing yeah thanks God Dana orders for me
01:08:51
all the time that's cute yeah it's super about you say about each of you we'll tell you off I don't know I
01:09:01
would just say well there's different ways of being the the the male figure and different
01:09:07
ways of being the feminine figure they can take different forms uh in a long-term relationship I think you got
01:09:13
to have sense of humor lot of respect and um sometimes you know I mean Chris Rock
01:09:22
special I said tambourine that someone asked play the tambourine that was his point of view yeah you know take a back
01:09:29
seat so the other can shine and stuff like that or you can share it I don't know it's this is like talking about
01:09:34
aliens it's very hard have a multi- deade relation reptilian there's an anaku C exactly yeah so they have you
01:09:44
find your the Opposites Attract exactly you know I you know I'm I'm a little high maintenance I require
01:09:51
a lot of attention yeah so if someone's gonna keep me stimulated I need a lot of
01:09:58
attention yeah and is that someone who would uh be curious about you on a daily basis like you're interested in what
01:10:06
happened to you and what's going on with you yes I think that's a healthy thing
01:10:09
yeah I want to know how my day was what am I doing what did I eat for dinner very nice again thank you Danica for
01:10:16
coming on and uh good job with the use of um megalithic is that what you said yeah yeah good job
01:10:25
I love big words I try to make people feel dumb when I say them you did and I and you didn't have to change it and
01:10:31
dumb it down uh you did good with the first one and uh Dana and I are gonna stay on for a half hour and talk about
01:10:37
you but uh we're gonna stay on Stephen Greer is our next guest yeah Stephen was
01:10:43
great so tell him hello and uh we'll see you next time uh I appreciate it this is
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fun guys thanks thanks enjoyed it okay bye this has been a presentation of odyssey Superfly is executive produced
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by Dana Carvey and David Spade Jenna Weiss Burman of Odyssey Heather Santoro and Greg Holtzman hope you liked it
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