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When I shot Lucky, I shot six shows. >> Six? Wow. Wow. >> I do eight if I could. When I did Secret
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Time, I did two shows. >> Was that one night? Two shows. >> One night, two shows. First show, the
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power goes out, >> they have to hold the audience outside, a thunderstorm rolls in, they're soaking
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wet, the beer thing clogs up, and they're miserable. And I [ __ ] bomb. At one point I was walking and I stepped
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on the mic cord and I pulled the mic away from my mouth like I went and the punch line's this and I went, "God damn
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it." >> Right at the punch line. >> And my wife always executive produces
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everything I do because she's pretty intimate with my material. I'm sitting
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in the green room after that first show. I go with Ernie Flub. She goes, "Honey,
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that was [ __ ] >> Unusable. >> I love pressure." And she goes, "You
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always say you like pressure." Well, big boy, it's on you now. You better not
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[ __ ] up this next one. I love your wife.