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what's up chewy chewbaca somebody had a gig I love that you were like driving to the airport and just said keep going
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yeah I tried to drive to the airport and we couldn't [Music] um they they bumped the flight back an
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hour then we waited then they bumped it another hour then they bumped it six hours oh oh then it was a what they call a no-brainer I didn't know it was going to be a 6 hours at the airport yeah it
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was going to be like it would no we were on the way so we were just like um and then we didn't know what to do so I said
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let's just drive it was a fun casino gig up at Table Mountain but it was actually great up there but
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then I'm like where are we four and a half hours yuck so we you know roughed it the Spade
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man toughest [ __ ] out there yeah it's unbelievable how you can ride back of those giant SUVs and just take the punishment yeah
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I took it Bobby and Catherine and oh like three kids just fighting and deciding when to stop and do everything Catherine opens as well or what yeah
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Catherine blanford she does some time Bobby mamota does some time and then I do some time geez yeah it's like waiting for
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Beyonce EXA oops hold on two seconds take take this part out we're back I don't know why we have to take that out no it's so groy uh but I will say that
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was a cute we drove by a Magic Mountain as I've always said I've been there three times definitely more mountain
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than magic H I'll Stand that's a pretty pretty good joke I I'm and and that that's not bad is it I went there once they put me in a room I was with my sister-in-law she's
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like 10 they put you in this round room and they start spinning you around and then the floor drops out oh that's the
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round up so I was vomitous I was nauseous for hours after that you know oh these these rides it's like a car crash they're like you drive 80 miles an hour into a pole and then you're like
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and then some guy beats the [ __ ] out of you everyone throws up and I'm like people are calling lawyers I'm like is this a ride am I supposed to be having fun for
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$299 yeah and then you get a guy and they say it's like four four 100 bucks like at Disneyland if you want a a guide to basically do literally nothing and so
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I said yeah for sure I wish they would just fan me because it was 107 when I went last time hottest day of the year
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so I get this guy and they go oh it's four $400 per person get [ __ ] are you joking I'm like this just pulled out cash nice side nice
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sound effect I went spont aneous to Disneyland with Paula uh about six months ago just oh let's go now Saturday 11 no let's just drive there [ __ ] it
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let's just go so they go well Disneyland is full we're not taking anyone else it was sold out weird but if you buy a
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ticket to California Adventure we'll let you buy a ticket to Disneyland so that was $2700 wow scamby
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because they're like right next to each other they're right next to each other it's Cino no but it was definitely like
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$800 and I said [ __ ] it we're gonna be in Disneyland again so and then we just
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uh had people all around us we could barely move for like six hours oh you didn't oh people are saying hi to you no
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no just human beings I've got the baseball cap nobody recognized me like like look at this I have the sunglasses
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like who's this what's up just this just that that's all they see you it's like a
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they should have a ride after you welcome to David Spade's Circus carnival roller coaster dude last night the
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casino they have all these like police swap people they come into your room and get you and bring you through the kitchen we go to this great little
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restaurant and then they take me back and then where they take you out and I have to go like 100 feet of casino to
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get to the back elevator and it's all people from the shows you just you walk at
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Smackdown hey are you I know they they when I checked in they they said we can give you coupons when the last time I played a big Casino up up in Northern California and then they uh basically I
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didn't get them and they were chasing me down throughout the whole weekend i' just be in the casino hey we got the we
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got the coupons you can get a quarter off half off you know yeah I go into I go into that 6% off breakfast buffet and
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eat with everybody uh I'm GNA just say it you're a man of the people go ahead a couple
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things before we get started that yeah before we start our I know that I know that you're going to like this thing about Luca coming to the Lakers uh I'm I'm a little perplexed I'm
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a little uh wondering what is going on I didn't see that coming what's your mine is why on God screen Earth are they giving Luca away for Anthony Davis
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I mean unless they know something about Luca we don't Luca's so great and I'm always mad because the Phoenix Suns
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could have had him with their first round pick a couple years ago and they took Aon and Aon was not a bust but he
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was okay and Luca was like unreal when you're rooting for the team that has Luke uh against the Dallas Mavericks just because your team The Warriors are playing them he's he breaks your heart
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because it's just too much power too many weapons with too little effort so either he's got a stress facture Anthony Davis healthy but it's 31 versus
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25 as far as age so it's perplexing and he's you know a lot of these players I hate to say you know we'll say what my opinions are people say don't talk about sports
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you guys and don't talk about politics I'm like well what's left all we can do to talk is balini
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versus Lively this court is in session but like even Shaq said which I didn't agree with Shaq Jimmy Butler has a deal with the heat he doesn't want to play anymore so these guys lay down they
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go trade me I'm not playing anymore I'm just going to say I'm sick or whatever and they're like but you're making $50 million to play a year to play your best
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nah they run the show NBA they really run the show you mean the players or the actual
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the players do and I don't I don't think it's I just think do your deal and when
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it's over yeah go do whatever you want get whatever you can but to to sort of take a dive I don't know and and a lot
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of them are sitting out and where's Zion does he play a lot is I just don't know I don't know enough I just know enough
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to make people mad is a a human freak for people don't know uh what is he 6768 270 and can touch the top of the backboard like he can take almost 300
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pounds and he's not that tall and touch the top I mean his vertical is insane his skills but but tends to that big body going up and down he gets a lot of injuries the one thing I would like to
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do is talk to Jimmy Butler because on the surface it seems like what you're getting 50 million it's kind of disrespectful It's Pat Riley it's the heat the organization but I'd like to
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know his point of view because it does seem you know okay what about zalinsky what you do today because we're taping
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this before Friday so all these stories are old zinski say he's trending now again
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yeah he's your trending because he says uh oh Greg could probably find it but he says he got money from us but he only
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got I think 58% of what we promised so he doesn't know where the other 100 billion is oh no another missing
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billions I don't know billions are too much to keep an eye on that's my humble opinion used to be Millions hard enough
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a billion a billion here who knows if it's going to I think and this was under the radar but Biden sent Gavin Nome with
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a big fat check and make sure it make sure it gets in zelinsky's hands does not know where the 100
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billion is this is California level of Inc confidence [ __ ] up yeah I mean look at this so California was famous because they lost 20 million in homeless
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money they didn't lose they just don't know where they don't know where it went and it was to solve homeless and we got
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more homeless and we don't know where the 20 billion is I'm not making that up it makes you not want to pay taxes cuz
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you go just do fix a road do something I see don't just make everything worse more money and everything gets worse so
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this is I don't know how the Ukraine sit worked but it was shoveling out so much
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I don't know unless he has you know maybe zalinski has two accounts and he forgot
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and put it in the other one I don't know that happens to me maybe they sent it by zel or maybe
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they sent what's the one that people always ask oh venmo I don't know I you know where's
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the money where does it go I I like doge is working on it you know yeah do Mega do Mega he goes like this hey Biden where's that other missing a 100 billion do you
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have um Beno and he's like yeah and then he gets it he goes okay I got it he goes
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oh also we had dinner the other day because sometimes people do that you go oh we had dinner and uh you had a steak
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and lobster so you owe me money from dinner so they sent money you know what I mean
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oh I I ate one of your pickles yeah venmo's cool we should get them as a sponsor I owe you a nickel does it make the sound or does
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the person make the sound I mean it has to make something it's funnier if it makes a noise because they send back and
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forth the problem with those things is I think Heather will attest this if you don't fix the setting it says what you spend it on right and who you're paying could be private yeah you can be private
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but if you're not it's like you bought whatever right it's who wants that I do $20 for drugs you bought off me right you can see anybody in your
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contact we can see anybody in your cont play yeah we'd see Dennis Miller we'd see Kevin nean what he's getting what pickles he's buying oh there's no privacy to it yeah n see well young
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people don't use cash d a news flash I know you're you've always got a l of cash with you uh but young people they they'll just do venmo or whatever square
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or whatever how payment they sare Square [Laughter] Abacus that was our zalinsky story yeah I'm not even going to tell you about the
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ants that invaded my house because you couldn't even get your head around it how complicated it is we've had
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invasions here ants seem cool they seem cool they're pretty much what I've learned is they're just always there they decide when they're going to terrorize you because they do like water
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did you know that they like water well guess what what you do is you get a cotton ball and you put something in it and then you put it around and uh some
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poison in the cotton ball so the soldier ants they they're all about the queen they're all about the queen everything
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so soldier ants eat the eat the cotton candy and then they go back and they give it they go here Queen the queen eats the cotton candy poison oh she dies
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the whole colony is destroyed so I don't know if you got ear there with a big thing a raid like Woody Allen and Annie
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Hall no this isn't rookie Amateur hour we Heather has some organic stuff she sprays down but I'd say when I went to bed there's like 30 but I didn't deal
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with it I go 30 I'll wake up maybe they'll dissipate woke up 5,000 but they're on the wall too so what I
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figured out me is there these thick streams it was behind the coffee machine they weren't behind it Dana there's this much water in the coffee machine so one of those scouter ants goes back and says
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guys I think I found a lot of water and not just water no it's just water but that's good
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it's water that's all we want and I think we should bring everybody literally everybody and check it out and
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the ants go and then the one ant the little Scout ants there with his dad going I did good dad didn't I and he's
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like you did you found us all water and then they get there and the next day they're all floating in the water
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because they croaked there was too much water and you know some of the you know the soldier ants aren't the brightest
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ants the dumb ants are in the front line and they're like I'm telling you I'm telling you swear to God there was a cup
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of hot coffee over here 20 minutes ago that's the really man have a Brooklyn accent they're in yeah they're like this why what are we doing hey what do you
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want from me I told you there was water here what do you think I am a magician or some [ __ ] like that I'm a [ __ ] ant
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I only got eight seconds to live give a brother a break they only live 22 seconds so they get in there and there's also a little caffeine in the coffee so they're like it's not like they're busy
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bees enough but they're they're everywhere all over my house they don't even know why they're
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walking they're just like gacked out on caffeine yeah I'm still talking like this is an ant and would been Woody Allen star in a movie I'll bringing him up again an cartoon yeah no one saw good
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night and the worker ants are like aaia and the Ants from Mexico are like wether all right let's get to that's not important even though it sort of was let's get to the St I wish you
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ice SK he's like this now give me a million dollars yeah boring that's my review boring boring it's like you go out to
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the chicken sideways okay okay how about bird [Laughter] this is season two is coming
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out believe it or not this content is not going away believe it or not this is not written we just make this up that's how good it is okay so we got the squirrly bike what's next that was funny
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that was fun to watch fun cool that was cool okay what did she say hold on mhm got my braces off oh I'll tell tell you can tell what's different she got her
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braces her braces off now she can do this escaping the Killer is escaping watch your tooth watches her front tooth he's
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escaping ker is escaping that's just can you see it I saw it so the there you go
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the teeth were just sort of separating yeah they to the to the talking it's it's a good trick but wasn't it just
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done in Optical effects she she can move her teeth she has a gap and she can close it and open it because of the braces I thought she was doing with her tongue with her uh teeth are loose now or something oh it was an optical
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illusion I don't know that's a good you know it's frightened and other than it Bens and confuses me
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I I hope unfrozen man I was thinking at this at the uh 50th you know that's such a good sketch we can't do it obviously but I
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hope it's up there when they vote for sketches someday and say what's good one that's a great one I see it a lot you
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know maybe our our next Superfly let's do our top 10 favorite sketches all time oh yeah okay that's a good idea let's do it right but we nothing that we could be in right because that would be fair
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canes out nine of mine but okay so but by a't going make it wa wait wait a second I was only barely girls ain't
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going no I only had a couple lines that would be my both are my top 10 but not with the thing we're doing we are taking our conflict of interest okay we'll do it yeah um okay one more let's I mean
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not one more let's see what's next all right 50 more all right Chinese residents have started covering their
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houses with blue Fabrics oh I saw a blue roof today driving home on my four and a half hour drive this is because they think that a direct energy
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weapon will not burn blue I have a question yes go ahead have there as a question have there as a question blue I
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that's a good question I thought it was paint but paint's so thin what can you use Dana
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that if it's going to stop just the color blue well it's fabric right blue fabric fabric oh maybe they think it a satellite or a weapon would think it's
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water that's what they're saying in the comments um a lake or an ocean so they don't burn that because that wouldn't help um these are just theories
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right it kind of feels good but I mean this blue stuff I think it's based on Maui fires and then there was anything with a blue roof or Blue Umbrella or blue garbage can did not
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burn so there's some method to that Madness of what what's going on maybe it's fire resistant fabric there you go it just happened retardant what did you say I'm not going to say that I'm going
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to say resistance you're not going to say retardant you're not going to say that no that that's a that's a
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inappropriate word [ __ ] Dent is too close for my comfort okay we won't say too close nice try all right we haven't seen it
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yet all right they're laying down blue fabric I don't know this part well it's moving too Qui it's moving too
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quickly for me I can't read Arabic oh see they don't burn that's the laser they don't burn that's it yeah that was all we really needed to see and we saw too fast Google
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search there's just some confused let me just break down this Arabic that I don't
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know what that means at all it's too it's moving too quickly just show another Blue Roof goddamn well how many blue roofs are there all right jump out this guy's he gets too much
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time with us I don't know what the song was and he's pointing his finger at us like scolding his I was more into like
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how good is that guy's hair I forgot about the roof for a minute jeez you do have hair jealousy don't you my my
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grandma's blue hair maybe she hers won't burn I don't know we'll try we'll bring her okay everyone wants a turquoise Turf
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on top of their house all right some kind of Boise state is safe Tar Heels would be a kind of an aqua North Carolina might get some
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singing that's about it light blue I don't know if it counts yeah okay like yeah yeah what are you gonna do today gonna put that blue fabric on top of the
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roof again okay all right I'll throw a blue sweater up there just see if it helps at all anything okay very quickly I've known you 40 years what's your favorite
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color blue damn that's not exciting no you should know me long enough to know I'm not exciting this is blue mhm 50 Grand wait what did you ask me whatever it doesn't matter how much
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it cost all my stuff are these quarter Zips is that what they're called no this is dark it's Navy yes oh it's Navy yeah
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it's actually got a pattern if you pay attention be jealous of my jean jacket that I got from the New York Magazine
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shoot for free you [ __ ] stole it I love I love when you steal [ __ ] from photo shoots it's the greatest what are you gonna do with this what are you gonna do with it it only fits
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me you just walk away man like our friend John Corbett he just goes when he finishes a TV show he just goes in and
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swoops up like hundred all his just walks out doesn't say anything doesn't talk to anyone and then he puts him in a a local kind of storage place
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hundreds and hundreds of t-shirts underwear socks and you drive off and you're whatever Rolls-Royce and then
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they're like ring ring ring and you're like tral la la and you're like hello and it's like Dana Lauren I'm
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disappointed what about what I just did the shoot isn't that great we're missing a jean jacket we heard about the jean
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jacket you budget a budget and it's that thing of like you know it's over budget
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you were a shoplifter we've talked about that I mean you're a klepto Maniac know Christopher Walkin whispered to me that
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maybe you accidentally walked away with it and then to make things worse Christopher wkan walked away with a cowbell and it's that thing of like you know you do the sketch and then you're
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Mr cowbell the rest of your life and you couldn't resist Ste right and then Christopher Walkin was walking with moli
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caen I don't know what that has to do with it but sound Christopher Christopher Robin walked with Pooh Bear Christoph laen you're losing your mind I'm going
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over the hill I gotta jump off wait po tiger let me ask you a question what is more emotional or better for you Charlie Brown and all Lucy and all Snoopy all
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those people or Christopher Robin with Tigger and and Pooh Bear and that gang and I know a lot of e eore was the original Debbie Downer I have to say but
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I will say Chris for Robin I I'm I I claim to be smart I never understood were these stuffed animals that he was fake friends with until he went to school
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those are his friends uh I don't know if they ever really mentioned his mental state let's
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go to the phones because I heard that when he went to school that's when it all ended because they weren't real
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anymore they were just stuffed animals he found he found friends at school real people I'm like oh that's brutal God do
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you do also watch popey as a kid and go is popey real or is popey an animated character and is olive oil hot or am I not seeing it olive oil anorexic or just
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she anic yeah yeah and well on [ __ ] is she [ __ ] oie Osborne on OIC or what's going on they're called glps now you don't you
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know they are I think so it's a class of oh what I'm not on it my mom oh well what about okay let's get back to your question and then I have one for
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you they were stuffed animals this just in school it's all weird I know I'm I like bear I like Al's the smart one I I
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thought and Charlie Brown I'll tell you one thing about that for reason I did love it but when I hear that theme as an
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adult it kind of gives me a little bit of melancholy creeps there's something about that song that Schroeder sings Yeah the the theme to Charlie Brown it gives me a little
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Melancholy is that it yeah yeah yeah it's YouTu cool of jazz well I like Pig Pen I thought he was funny yeah that's true and I have a
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question this is a legit question did peint Patty like py who what's that did Peppermint Patty
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yeah did she like [ __ ] who where was Peppermint Patty from a cartoon Charlie Brown oh Charlie Brown oh I see what you're saying kind of
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stringy hair but very very cute but kind of a tomboy well sexualizing that cartoon I have a
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little metric counter we just lost 19900 listeners oh no we did not didn't we no
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we didn't that's fine no I'm just saying Peppermint Patty was cute and I think my mom said don't waste your time there she
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is she's super cute um and who was who give me you don't even know Charlie Brown so you can't vote I know lonus okay Snoopy Snoopy was a spin-off and a
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spin-off of Snoopy was Woodstock and did Snoopy fly in World War I Banes I think
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he was imagining that Red Pilot yeah he was wait Heather's got some breaking news yeah generally displays characteristics
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of a tomboy but she is attracted to Charlie Brown based on her oh right she looks
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like a tomboy type but she's attracted to Charlie Brown they aren't going to get into all that back then
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she's fluid yeah Lucy seems more lesbian to me even though because no I kind of had a crush on all of them I was so horny I couldn't anybody anybody well then you must have
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been really hot for um Flintstone the wife the wife on Flintstone what oh are you joking no I would take the daughter
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but I would take J what was it what you would take what was the dog's name on The Brady Bunch the dog's name on The Brady Bunch was Bunchie Jan anyway we're going to um
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buch she was a good tiger it's Tiger but everyone says Jan that's a trick joke okay I got a question for you Dana can I ask you a question yes that's that's you yeah I
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know okay what did you get enjoy more enjoyment from Brady Bunch or parri family go Partridge Family wow no matter what you
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say wow wow even with what the bradies go to Hawaii oh even when the bradies went to Hawaii and they got the voodoo doll or whatever that's what it was um I was not
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it was not musty TV for me I I liked I liked Mission Impossible I like we're talking about the S 70s I liked um why Wild
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West oh I like the way the frames squared when they went to commercial I like that I think I love The Brady Bunch and I liked uh God par family I loved like
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the songs yeah bonuchi was brilliant David Cassidy yeah I like the songs the bus bus he was hot yeah what was the The
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Matriarch what was her that actress's name Reuben Shirley Jonesy Jones I sat next door her on a plane once and we never acknowledged each other elbow to Elbow isn't that a cool
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story we should Reit this so that's our no I like that's our teaser that's our teaser I just wanted to say hi I'm on TV sometimes too but yeah she was buried
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you're allowed to just say celebrity you're allowed to just go hey it's called courtesy celebrity courtesy or
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something you can say hi to anyone uh but you can't take their whole day you just got to say yeah you go like this I
00:31:30
like your stuff here's me at the SNL 50th I like your stuff I like your stuff good stuff I like your work and then I wait for it back and it's crickets I go
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is there going to be anywhere anyone at the 50th that you have not met that's the question oh wow you know some of the
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hosts I'm sure you know Bradley Cooper you know not really uh she was at the 40th and I said what's up sket I did what you did a sketch with them at the
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oh I did a sketch with them at the 40th uh I saw T that's where I met Taylor Swift is at the 40th I don't know she'll
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probably be there uh I don't think I'll try to hog her uh her time I do I hope Miley sings I love Miley um and I don't know who's goingon
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to sing or do what I'm just kind of looking forward to seeing surprising people like oh you're here oh you're oh
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that there's that person well uh we'll see we're g see what happens y we sure will um okay what's the next story we're burning time
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we're killing it I know that's amazing seem like we've been on like five seconds take a look at this video that's
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a good by line take there's a guy looking at take a look at this video oh at first glance it looks like a group of
00:32:49
friends playing football why do I care about if you look closely no one really seems to want to win the game oh it's the N 32 seconds left on the clock this
00:32:56
team scores the winning goal goal but no one celebrates what is going on here the same pattern happens in other sports
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like basketball ping pong Cricket hockey and pretty much every sport you can imagine these are betting Farms run by
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one of the biggest casinos in the world One X bet and these people are actually working you can even see the same
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players playing for M different team there are also many unconventional sports like sub soccer and whatever sub
00:33:21
soer the investigative Outlet Belling cat traced these videos all over Russia and Belarus people being
00:33:28
recuited nobody take a look at this player with the tattoo on his arm he's playing for hours they're playing under
00:33:34
soccer whatever it's called and you can bet on any of these goofy games so basically they have these fake Sports
00:33:40
and then you just bet them online not a that's a good Biz they get the stupidest Sports they make up take a look at this video nope not again not anymore I guess you it's legit right I
00:33:55
mean and then you're you're just betting two losers kick a ball around better well I mean I don't know I mean oh the
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Super Bowl will be on after this right so I'm going to say is the Super Bowl fixed it's a great question Dana I I
00:34:11
can't say it is but I know they have a little caveat they have an out by saying the NFL is an entertainment program so it's not just a sporting It's Not Just
00:34:24
Sports so there's something where they can get away with tweaking it and they can't get in trouble did you know this
00:34:29
well our friend grank who was on our podcast just thinks that the refs are dazzled by the Kansas City Chiefs Taylor and the whole thing and just push comes
00:34:43
to shove and these micro calls like was ball there or there and they do the replay 50 times in a row and you know AI
00:34:50
could tell us better but it seems like Kansas City does get some good calls they're also they can do spots with lasers they could make it so much easier than just just picture two dupas is no
00:35:02
offense on the side with Chain's going I think it's about here and then you're like the whole game decides on they they
00:35:07
walk up 10 yards they're like ah this feels I was eyeballing it they eyeball they could do
00:35:14
it so perfectly and exactly they could make it yeah because they could put a chip in
00:35:20
the football or something because it's like you know over and over again it does it touch the the white line or not
00:35:27
back and back and forth Super Bowl losers no one will ever heard of you Super Bowl so yeah it's it's a
00:35:33
frustrating sport to watch I'll say because when your team does a good play whatever your team is and then and then
00:35:39
you wait up flag [ __ ] it yeah usually it's a holding on the off with the Chiefs yeah and when you say every play there's technically holding those
00:35:50
linemen grab each other you could probably call one whenever you felt like it yes and why now and pass interference
00:35:56
gu they're dancing in the in zone they're they're just the guy is draped and grabbing before the ball gets there
00:36:02
and they don't call it and the next play they do so it's a frustrating nowhere near yeah I agree I think Super Bowl I
00:36:09
think it's too perfect that I mean the NFL does do better if Taylor's there obviously does do better if the Chiefs
00:36:16
but I don't think he would propose that would be too like there's nowhere to go in life after that well they're going
00:36:23
for it's too high of a point and then everything's downhill save that yeah it's a super superar team they're going
00:36:28
for the three Pete right which is unparalleled in in professional sports it's an amazing achievement it it is a compelling game because uh the Eagles
00:36:39
have the best running back maybe of all time right now um yeah Barkley so it's an interesting thing but
00:36:47
if you're watching the Chiefs play they they seem to find a way it's amazing how
00:36:52
many games they won by like a field goal last second this season unbelievable they they find a way to win what they find a way to win I'm going to put a couple of bucks on it don't worry about
00:37:03
it oh really with Veno you're gonna ven Mo I do the ones where you pick a fantasy team online like on DraftKings and then you only pick six players and
00:37:15
you have a budget so it's very tricky but guess what I do pretty good live live you know you only live once twice Max so definitely just keep you know oh
00:37:27
we should have gotten the story about this kid that says he's reincarnated and he went back to his house like in
00:37:32
Finland and told everything where everything was and he was like four he's like that's where you go in that's kind
00:37:37
of cool save it for next week that's a little teaser okay next next [Music] one okay here we go no idea
00:37:59
what is this guy oh it's a ball you try to roll ball in a in a skate park so this okay Heather do you watch
00:38:13
that so what's what's the point he's throwing a ball in a skate park in a bowl a cement bowl and it loops around it hits a guy in the crotch she's sitting there waiting for it pick up
00:38:24
steam and he's in the exact is it a bowling ball dude Dana I don't know if I've told you
00:38:30
this about my nuts but and I don't I don't tell everyone they do not take well to a bowling ball ramming into them
00:38:36
at 30 miles an hour well we heard about the dog oh the dog smash movie bus boys coming to a theater coming to something someday someday it's a $3,800 budget and
00:38:49
it's whole family we got another beating coming up this week oh someone's flight is late they're not gonna make it on
00:38:56
time for their shoot tomorrow yeah ah good Lord being a um Powerful movie producer is tough are you're a Taskmaster I miss just oh my God it's
00:39:08
not even like a real movie that the catering is literally five Triscuits in a slim gym it's just everybody fights
00:39:14
gez that could be a Snoop Dog song five Tris gy I said five Triscuits in a slim gym [Music] Snoop drop it like as how half
00:39:28
Capri Sun is that what the how you say it Capri Sun Heather zoning out what is it Capri
00:39:36
Sun or Capri Sun Capri son Capri what are you talking well don't act like I'm so stupid I'm not four why would I ever drink one how I've seen him I've never gotten near one Dana doesn't know
00:39:48
anything look at him he's like H I don't know nothing about no that's above my pay grade a drink in
00:39:55
a bag or I'll be I'll take a paper cup any old day of the week is that your plan you're going to drink out of B what do you think you are why don't you just get Tang and go on the space by the way
00:40:08
the people at the space station have lost bodily functions they've went up there so freaking long that cou oh my
00:40:13
God please save them Dana she said well Trump trump called up Elon Elon how you doing great you got to go get him you got to go get him Elon so he's trying to get SpaceX to hurry up rescue these
00:40:28
people who went up there for a weekend and they there like eight months later something now I have a conspiracy theory
00:40:34
that they're not there no don't guess ahead okay I'm I'm waiting okay ready I've got patience
00:40:41
over Christmas to try to keep the fun yeah they wore little stocking Christmas hats and stuff right yeah and it was like oh they're trying to cheer everybody up
00:40:53
they're trying to cheer us why would they have those there they're going for a week again this isn't Gilligan's
00:40:59
Island why would they carry Christmas stuff that's 4 months away from when they went up well I have a supply list here of all the things that are on this
00:41:10
base on his face it might be they might have a store 10,000 Cherry chap Christmas hats Cherry
00:41:19
chapstick 10,000 Cherry chapsticks looks tastes like Cherry chapstick okay this would didn't really understand 3,000 signed 8 by10 of
00:41:33
comedian David Spade now what to hand out to the Martians it's on the space station I know hey will you try to pull up to see if they ever work Hats or am I
00:41:44
full of [ __ ] again oh yeah they have Halloween costumes where they they go as Neil Armstrong they do have Christmas
00:41:51
hats okay they have um Easter eggs yeah they have everything up there candy store they must have like a holiday they
00:41:58
do have a little a seiz candies Outlet yeah maybe they have a Lady Foot Locker by the way how does seiz candies make it have you ever seen a seiz candies commercial no never it's really we of
00:42:11
mouth at this point I know but big piece of cake last night did he and he today he always gets a dessert he always regrets it oh here it is look at this I knew I saw this okay all right oh
00:42:24
there they are they're up there yeah whoa her hair's a little crazy can we scroll down yeah Bride of Frankenstein is that
00:42:34
a wig what is she doing by the way they had a party they had guests over that's a little suspicious they friends over it
00:42:41
looks to me and I don't know enough about gravity I don't know anything but it looks like they've shrunken down to
00:42:47
gnome size the guy in the middle looks like he's two feet tall so this is it must be the gravity just shrunk is that a snowman in the middle they have snow
00:42:59
I he did my Gilligan's Island joke oh that means I'm corny if that guy can think of it okay tiny I don't know not a good
00:43:09
thing no we're you know we're not here to start trouble not a good luck but we wish him all the best we really do and
00:43:16
we wish him a safe journey home no no we wish him everything I do wish him a safe that's horri I didn't like being in that
00:43:23
car for four and a half hours today so like unscheduled if you're ready for it you're ready for it okay Twi you take
00:43:31
off three two one you take off how much time goes by before you're docking with the space station oh I know this one okay no I
00:43:43
don't okay I'm gonna guess so if I get in the astronaut thing yeah you're you're on the rocket the Launchpad three
00:43:50
two one you take off 96 hours 43 minutes really I made that up oh my God I thought mine sounded stupid yours is wor
00:44:02
it's not that far it's not that far you know remember Shatner went up in bezos's rocket yeah it's a Thin Blue Line and
00:44:10
suddenly would you want to do that you can't go past the some barrier or something in space there's like a I
00:44:16
wouldn't do basos that's a that's a baby rocket you go up you come down I would want to go around the earth which some
00:44:23
people did on Space SpaceX Earth go around it I would go around the earth okay I would like to go to the moon and stay to Howard Johnson's like ready for this okay you ready for this here we are
00:44:35
who's better than David Spade Hest he's got all the movies down he's got bus boys with Teo voon and they're gonna be
00:44:45
trous that's good any reges I'll take I'll take all right another one before Dan I got a million things going do you I'm gonna do a spot at the store
00:44:56
tonight okay oh this was this is Dan okay I'll let you comment I I'll just read the beginning it took 30 years to fix this Wayne's World joke okay now let's roll let's see what happens see if
00:45:10
Dana knows nearly 30 years one of Wayne's World's best jokes was completely [ __ ] if you saw ways World
00:45:16
on TV or on video between 1993 and 2022 the guitar store Stairway to Heaven joke
00:45:23
played like this [Music] hey no stairway denied yeah those aren't the notes to Stairway to Heaven which ruins the joke the thing is Mike Myers is no dummy and
00:45:42
the song was correct in the theatrical release hey deny he waited too long stairway denied
00:45:55
that makes sense great joke but when it came time to release the movie on VHS Led Zeppelin and Warner Music Group
00:46:01
wanted to charge Paramount $100,000 sounds low two seconds of the song so the studio opted to change the
00:46:09
notes instead and then it stayed that way for 29 damn years until they released Wayne's World on 4K Blu-ray and
00:46:16
put it on to Max at which point the original version was restored and now all is right in the universe once
00:46:24
again this guy's a keeper for all the ladies that are single out there if you want this guy's got a lot of free time man I think it was a it was an issue
00:46:35
with with having to pay for it or not so I guess Mike did two takes it looked like Mike was just can't play the guitar he's just goofing around the first one the second one they looped
00:46:47
in the real notes but I get what the guy's saying hey that no stairway but he didn't have the beginning notes right um
00:46:54
I I think you can do that much of stairway not have to pay that seemed pretty quick yes this was right before I did my
00:47:03
drum solo I was I wasn't paying much attention I was just practicing on my drum did you do it in that store I did
00:47:11
oh was it the Guitar Center on Sunset I don't know maybe did you shoot it in LA oh yeah all LA but I mean maybe people know the story but uh I practice
00:47:23
on a Yamaha Jazz set where the drums are small and down low and all stacked right side by side please stay with me David
00:47:31
and then I walked on the set and I had this gigantic Yamaha set where it's just spread out oh like the bigger [ __ ] I practiced everything right in here I had
00:47:43
a drum solo perfect and then I got there and I had to reach and I did I never really liked the drum solo but it was
00:47:50
like too good cuz they were so so well you have to reach you're reaching so far and I was practicing tight yeah like
00:47:56
buddy I get it that story's interesting what did Bonnie and Terry say Bonnie was the one who said at the end just hit the
00:48:02
little thing and go uh thanks I like to play like would only worked if the solo was really good I didn't think it was that good but there's somebody some
00:48:14
heavy metal bands sometimes the drum the drummer will do the gar oh good I had a
00:48:20
lot of Dr drumming things I did play I got to play with you too for d i was underneath the via satellite even better than the real thing good night everybody I'm gonna
00:48:32
micop I'm gonna I will say if I was when I was in Joe Dirt we're looking for movie looking for songs we couldn't get
00:48:41
Ted nent that cat scratch fever was 150,000 for what nine seconds and ACDC was 500,000 I heard Zeppelin back then was almost a million Sandler gets him for
00:48:55
some stuff ACDC and Ze uh which are the most expensive and so we tried to make deals with other bands Steve Miller was too much we had a bunch of Steve Miller in the first draft it's
00:49:05
just hard to get songs you know all these dirt ball songs but we W up with some cool nuggets like Argent Hold Your
00:49:12
Head Up and you know we had some killers in there more creative I don't know what we paid for to do Bohemian rap city but
00:49:20
we're in the wrong business I mean if you own music and this is why these companies these big big corporates are
00:49:26
giving Springsteen like 500 million to they feel that they can monetize their catalogs over time yeah it's you know Sinatra is still like a fortune yeah so
00:49:40
I mean here's here's an example which is nothing like that but I just saw in a story that in New
00:49:46
York to make money David dinkin the old mayor sold all the parking meters to Saudi Arabia for a billion now that is so much money and so he they
00:50:00
get they get all the money now that was the story in the news and he said it actually is a ripoff because now this
00:50:07
many years later 25 years later whatever they probably make 10 billion a year from it so that's what you're saying
00:50:13
about music you risk it you go yeah are Park meters going to go away is music going to go away nope they still make a ton off it and predominantly it's this
00:50:26
music from our generation is what they're paying for yeah because today's m music is not as maybe commercial or
00:50:36
catchy you know there's a lot of hooks you you go play awood Mac for a young person they're going to go holy [ __ ] you know hopefully um I think Taylor Swift
00:50:47
is too smart to sell her catalog but she obviously could for more than a billion
00:50:52
list in a pinch but she doesn't have a pinch yet she's not in a pinch she I think that Mrs Kelsey is what I call her Mrs Kelsey will do fine have you heard
00:51:04
her podcast yet she has a podcast now no I I'm I'm saying that Taylor Swift no not Jason Travis's wait not
00:51:17
their mom no Jason's wife as one yeah right Jason's wife has a podcast that's more unexpected than their mom their Mom I would think would be doing something on the Food Network or doing a cooking
00:51:29
so just something you know you in your movie should have a thing where you go into a time machine accidentally like
00:51:36
Bill and Ted for a minute and everyone you talk to on planet Earth has a podcast like every what we what do we go two years into the future but and then you take like a a TR
00:51:49
time traveling and you go you go to Malaysia you go all over the world you can't find anybody who does not have a
00:51:55
podcast as anel had kind of a funny uh sketch about did they they said you go to the doctor and it's called medcast guys won't tell doctors about their feelings
00:52:07
so they do a podcast with the doctor and they tell everything about their life that's the only way they will they're on
00:52:13
a dumb podcast with other guys okay and that's the doctor like laughs goes yeah and what are you drinking you're drinking a lot now and he's like oh no he goes you get a couple beers go oh yeah in the weekends I go big doctor's
00:52:25
like okay but it's it's set that the framework is podcast actually that that week I saw the show they had two podcast bits which if we were there in the old days one would have probably gotten
00:52:36
pushed for another week because you would write obscure thing a podcast sketch is sort of obscure and then the
00:52:43
week you write it there's another one bump bump but they did them both well uh good for Mark Marin and and Joe Rogan to get in in 2000
00:52:57
early we got Marin coming up on flying the wall soon who's on flying the wall this week Dana we got this week it's
00:53:04
still nean but by this time I don't know who it'll be do you want to type it in here right now currently is Lisa
00:53:12
kudro are you sure yeah I am okay Lisa kudro is on right now check her out we have Superfly which is on video and it's us and sometimes we have guests and then
00:53:25
we also have nobody understands we have fly on the wall which is essentially audio only thank you thank you all right so let's go one more story and then we'll close up one more story and then
00:53:35
we'll wind it and we'll say good luck with uh good luck with uh the Super Bowl everyone okay what is this hang on hang on oh this guy Dana I don't know how you
00:53:48
feel about pain this guy I mean this is talk about get famous I don't know you ever been hitting the shin with something like a yes scooter
00:54:00
okay this guy makes a rope with I rank it a three out of 10 on the paint scale coming in at number four is bed frames I rank this a five out of 10 this sucked right we have the double Razor scooter
00:54:13
ceiling fan this was terrible it cut me open and I rate this at eight out of 10 yeah don't do it at number two we have the trailer hitch ceiling fan out of 10
00:54:24
on the scale who is this guy bu boys I guess at number one we have out of these are the oh he rated that 100 out of 10 that was the worst
00:54:36
pain what was the last one I don't that was funny but this is guy with a rope with all these heavy objects attached to it spins it and has It smash into his shins and he's got he makes a million
00:54:51
how much pain it is when you watch UFC they do those kind of kicks and then I'm sure he's swollen up and stuff what people will do for
00:55:02
views another another time for another podcast I won't do that you won't physically torture
00:55:09
yourself as meatloaf would say I'll do anything for views but I won't do that you know that song No I know his brother who's from Italy matab Bal had a similar song you
00:55:25
know his cousin bu cake no monal would be a Israel Jewish guy now so that thing with the yeah we would we'll put it's going to be hard to
00:55:36
put good songs in bus place we already oh we need something from H I can't say it but we'll find it we're gonna find um
00:55:44
you I could maybe angle chop and broccoli if you want that it's cranked it's cranked in the
00:55:52
car in my old El Camino um okay I will I'm hold you to that CU we we need to get some songs we do okay well thank you Dan it was nice meeting you we had a
00:56:02
great time and there's a Super Bowl weekend so everyone have a nice time we'll go over see if I want any money on
00:56:09
yeah I'm we're gonna place bets I'm gonna place a bet you're going to place a bet and we're going to see who wins
00:56:15
the most money and uh it's going to be an interesting little competition I say 3327 Kansas City is that even a number could it be 33 yeah it could be I think so
00:56:31
um I I'll say uh 42 whoa 35 Philly whoa they scored 55 points last I know one of us is going to
00:56:45
win uh okay uh thank you Dana thank you David thanks audience this has been a presentation of Odyssey Superfly is executive produced
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by Dana Carvey and David Spade Jenna we sperman of Odyssey Heather Santoro and Greg Holzman hope you liked it
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