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posting is scary one time on my back house I got sick after during dress had to lay down and Marcy I don't know if
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you're there when Marcy she was of course dramatic anyway and then freaking out pounding on my door I was in that
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little dressing room off of 8h the host of the music are right there so I was in
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there laying on the ground and uh I threw up and then it was mid toward the end of dress and I missed
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two sketches and I just went in and then they go so those got cut yeah the writers are like [ __ ] awesome and
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that's the worst awesome dude I got a stink on it if we try to bring it back next week for Michael Keaton and then a
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little bit of bar Flex yeah and then I I got up I mean hero is a strong word but
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I got up and I did the show but um I went out there and did a real C plus episode I hosted twice I don't know if
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anyone was better if you can consider that I remember Adam was amazing my uh monologue once and then he Waterboy open
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and he had to fly back to LA and I was and Lauren goes just do stand up and I'm like it's not that [ __ ] I never even
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go on anymore so I had to go do cold stand up of like dogs are funny do you know he made me do he or he made me he
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asked me to do the warm-up for the [ __ ] 40th anniversary oh he asked me to because I because I had done it for
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eight years that one that I was telling you and again just straight up just just
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being goofy you know I mean Don Pardo would introduce me in here Jason's today and I could give it up for Don Pardo the
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man the myth the legend the only person in this building that was quoted in the Bible you know just doing all the jokes
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like God said let there be light he flipped the switch you know like the corniest hackiest whatever but just
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having fun right the audience is and then that's all cast that 40. hey that's what I said to him like he has Eric
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Kenwood who's a buddy produced on the show uh it was you know writer guy that we wrote together all the time and I was
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like what are you doing like like Sarah Silverman's in the house you know Chappelle Spade name check I was like I
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was like all right these guys would all kill like why me it just would you just do it you know and so I so I do it and
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it's fun is I eat so much [ __ ] I like it's not good no one's listening it's like 10 minutes before it's live and
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you're looking out there and what I've said is like it looked like the gatefold of like Sergeant Pepper's the cover
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everyone every person was famous every person was famous and then famous on top famous was talking to famous at some
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point I was like you know said to Keith Richards who was talking to Jack Nicholson you know Keith Jack I think if
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you guys sit down people will start to follow along and it's just no nothing nothing and I'm like so I'm not bummed
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I'm just laughing about I look out on the crowd Galifianakis is crying with laughter about how much [ __ ] I'm eating
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yeah one then comes up to me says says uh you know do you want me to like off my do you want me to introduce you
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settle them down I was like yes please I go yeah man like that would help and he
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starts to go up to the mic I go hold on let me introduce you I go ladies and gentlemen really quick let's give it up
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for the man none of us would be here without him the one and only please put your hands together for Mr Dick Ebersole
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and I do and I make that joke and as I do that Bill Murray walks right in front of me looks up at me and gives me a
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little thumbs up that's why you say yes to this kid says you know everybody quiets down a
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little bit and then I got about 30 seconds to just say hey everybody have fun tonight you know like you did before
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they got loud again before the real show started but that was just Mayhem dressing room I think I was just hanging
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out in the hallway or something my my mouth gets dry just thinking about it stargazing here we turn into is like
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somebody I got to meet Eddie Murphy that night I got like it was like but to do Chappelle asked me where can I smoke a
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cigarette yeah I wasn't sure I don't think you can what about a vape because I don't like them