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the Lombardi trophy. >> Any comers even though we will lose. Wait, is why are we not
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nominated? Are there nominations out? I don't Maybe I got everything. Maybe I read last
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year's on the left looks good, too. He's dialed in. Look at those American flag
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boots he's got on. >> I like these kids. And they should have their own show based on what I'm seeing.
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Like if this was if this was a live streaming show and you just call it Mullet. I have one that you might not
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want to watch. It's called Mr. Beiality. >> And what I do is >> Dana, here's my opening line.
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>> Okay. >> Do you ever walk down the street in LA wearing a puffer coat cuz it's cold and
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then you walk by some guy in shorts and you feel like a [ __ ] Yes. It happens to me too often. or a guy
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with a girl. They're both in shorts and they're snickering at me and I'm like,
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"Isn't it a little brisk? I'm feeling a chill." >> Well, look,
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>> embarrassing. >> I have like f I have like eight puffer jackets. >> Oh, yeah. You're
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>> And I've got some lightweight ones, heavier weight ones. And you know,
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they're adapt. So if people judge you, just they they can come see me >> because this fighting words, man,
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because you can unzip it. It's sort of light in a movie theater. You go to a
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movie, sometimes it's 45, 46 degrees. >> Sometimes, right? You ever been one
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that's like, "Are they going to show the movie where I can see my breath?" I
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mean, >> sometimes to make it look less like um not tough, I uh tie it around my waist
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>> with a double cinch. >> I don't know if that helps. Cinch it up.
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>> I think it's adorable. >> Anyway, welcome to the show. Uh >> welcome to the show. He's my guest.
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>> We're going to get to in a second the controversy over the iHeart Radio uh
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nominations. >> There's a huge controversy. >> Actually, we can start it. We can talk
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about it because it happens. >> It's no big deal. I'm not going to say
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anything. I mean, come on. >> Well, that ties into a few other things. The the the iHeart
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>> Comedy Podcast Award we won last year. We're up for it again. we alluding to.
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>> Well, wait a minute. You said you walkietalkied me because that's how we
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communicate. >> Yeah. >> That we were up for it again. 2026 comedy podcast of the year.
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>> I think that's what I read. Yeah. >> I looked at it and I did not see our
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name on the nominations anywhere. >> Oh, so we're not >> Well, I don't want to cosign it
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completely. Uh, anyone want to look that up? But that's what I saw. >> Yeah. Yeah,
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>> there's podcast of the year and then there's comedy podcast. >> Yeah, I think podcast of the year is
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like la carist curistas with >> um >> let's put it this way. It's a it's a Amy
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Polar year who who's who we love so and welldeserved but yeah she's uh she's got
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like six seven nominations. They'll sweep it all. But but what about we should be up for comedy? Because I
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thought I saw Nikki Glazer, us and >> Well, could someone look that up then?
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One of us has to be wrong or right. >> Bill and Heather and a race to look it
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up. >> Yeah. >> But in the meantime, just to make sure that everyone knows who we're talking
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about. This is our award from last year. >> So, we right now are the defending
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champions. We we have the >> the Lombardi trophy. any comers even though we will lose. Wait, is when are we not
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nominated? Are there nominations out? I don't Maybe I got everything. Maybe I read last
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year's. >> Yeah, I think a lot of times that happens. You're reading 2025.
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>> Well, it sent me it was an article they said that >> it was an honor to be nominated and an
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honor to win. And now I guess it's an honor to not be nominated. I guess so. I
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don't know. It's an honor to just talk about being nominated. Good hang.
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>> Okay, here they are. Yeah, >> toast. Wait, it went away. Toast. Distractable.
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>> Distractable. >> What's that? >> Handsome. Or is that distractable?
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Hands. Handsome. >> Oh, handsome is with fortune. >> Okay. And then the basement yard.
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>> Can you read that? Mine went away. >> Oh, yeah. Uh, best comedy podcast of the
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year 2026. IHeart Radio. Good hang with Amy Polar. The toast with Jimmy Toast. I
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don't know the feel. Distractable. >> I will say handsome I know is fortune
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and she's a comedian with with her two friends and uh >> Oh yeah. Yeah. Tigaro fortune
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>> which ties me into the golden waves. Some comedy podcasts to me are about
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like murder and stuff. I think people jump over to sneak in a comedy category when they're not fully com I feel like
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if it's not like a comedian or a comedy person like a Jimmy Fallon vodka like it
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has to have some and some of these I don't think for sure they're I think
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>> yeah I mean in 2023 the comedy podcast of the year and I heartheart was son of
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Sam the entire season was dedicated to Son of Sam and I guess it was funny I don't know the categories get a little a
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little you know there's cuz you know >> they go we take a light-hearted look at
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grizzly murders that is one of them I won't say the name but I know >> you know what and I would like to see a
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podcast with this title or let's do it ourselves as an offshoot it would just
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be murder murder murder with exclamation points after each murder murder murder murder
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>> and then in parenthesis with jokes >> well murder can be funny >> well I will ask you did you and jumping
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golden gloves did you think one battle after another was a comedy. >> It was in musical or comedy, right?
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>> I would say I would say it's not a comedy, but that that it was in the
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comedy category really made me laugh. So, in a weird second degrees of whatever Kevin Bacon, it is a comedy
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because to call it a comedy is really funny. >> Well, I know that it's it was a great
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movie. Probably win all the movies at the Oscars. Uh >> I have thoughts about it.
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>> Right. Okay, go ahead. Because I thought at least and I did laugh at parts, but I
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if if I went in there think it was a comedy, that was not how I went in, >> right? Yeah. It's there were
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>> it's a drama, right? >> Elements. I would say if you look at um
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PTA, Paul Thomas Anderson, Magnolia, you know, there will be blood. So, the guy's
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brilliant, right? Boogie Nights was >> and I've talked to people, you know,
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everyone loves Kubric, you know, and and if you look at, you take a Quinton Tarantino, you take a Cohen brothers,
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great movies need to be seen more than once. So, I'm going to wait a little while and I'm
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going to watch one battle after another a second time and then I will give my thoughts on it because I do believe
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great movies that because it's a it's a handful. It's it's a big movie. There's
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a lot a lot of movie soak in. >> So, like once upon a time in Hollywood like I liked it the first time but the
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fifth time I was like in love with it. So, I'm going to withhold that. That's
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my hot take. >> And I will say that I love Bonio Del Toro. There's guys that like old school
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turning into old school Hollywood like movie star guys that I like. I think DiCaprio is cool. I think um he's
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younger, but Sean Penn is cool. He's all beat up. He looks >> Sean Penn is like electric at this
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point. He's he's aging the way he wants and like you can't take your eyes off of
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him. There's an intensity about him in in this movie that's amazing. >> Um yeah, the the acting is brilliant.
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Yes, there's ele plays >> the younger activist is uh very good in it. So, you know, it's a
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>> interesting uh it's a good movie. And um and while we're on the Golden Globes, we
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could talk a little bit about >> Nikki did a good job. Nikki, our friend of the show and a friend Nikki There's a
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show. >> Here's a couple of my favorite jokes. >> She did do a joke about podcast, which I
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didn't see till after because I didn't see it on the show. I watched part of
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it, but >> when she makes fun of the podcast category and says, >> you know, I shouldn't be this close to
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Roberts. Actually, me and anyone up for a podcast should not be this close to for a podcast award. And then when she
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said good hang is up. Um Amy P good hang which is also what Timothy Shalomé tells
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his dates after a one nighter. >> Yeah. Some great jokes. >> She crushed it again. She looked great.
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She was funny. And then she did some sketches. It was it was >> Yeah. Uh so that the Oh, also I thought
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this is always rubs me wrong. Wanda Sykes, who I saw at the party after I said hi to friendly with. But
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when she comes out and says, "I am here because a queer white a queer black
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woman can do better than two mediocre white guys." It's just hard if I said
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I'm here because I'm better than two mediocre black women. I mean, who could
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who could say that? Meanwhile, everyone laughs. It's hysterical. So great. She got a little
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burn in on Bill Maher. >> Yeah. And She got burnown and Ricky Jerves. >> Yeah, she went around and kind of
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roasted the nominees and they were great jokes. It was funny. She's likable, you
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know, but you watch your you watch yourself when you're >> straight white male. You just you just
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>> What about um Conan made a point of saying that um Trump jokes are easy. I
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kind of like that he said that. We've said that before. We've said that sometimes people rely too much on Trump
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because it can be a hat on a hat. Like it can be it's a story about him is funny already and then when you tell a
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joke about it, you're just you can just retell the what he said and it's funny.
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>> Well, I think Conan actually I mean part of what he said was just the anger. Oh,
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the anger is is >> and just instead of a joke, it's like [ __ ] Trump. And if you have the right
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audience, you may get a standing ovation. So, it's it's it's different.
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It's a different environment, I'll just say. >> Right. I did like that. That was the
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angle. It was >> Yeah. >> You're coming at it with anger instead
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of just being a comedian and being doing comedy. Yeah. >> Right. It's tempting in a way if you
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have an audience and they have a very strong point of view about anything, any kind of audience, and then you kind of
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co-sign it >> and you don't necessarily have to be hilarious to go. It's different than a
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laugh. You get more of a >> listen during my act, I'll take any of the above.
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>> I asked so I ran somewhere to the grocery store up here and said, "What do
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you think of uh flying the ball?" And I just stood back, took one step back, and
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went >> I go, "Is that good or bad?" >> You'll laugh, but when I'm on the road,
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I hear about this. People will show me their phone in an airport. They're listening to it or that this is how many
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they've listened to or they ask me about it. So, uh, I like that it's out there.
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I mean, people are are knowing something about it because I hear more than I thought I I would about it out there.
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>> I know. It's always kind of weird because podcasting it's like it's not
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there's not trucks and a crew or anything. It's us talking and everybody
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and Amy and everybody. It's just people in rooms talking. There's no real
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production. So, it is kind of like ah I love your thing where you guys hang out and talk.
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>> It's Dana made in a fake plant against the world. >> This is me dressed up. Well, I got
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Superman back there in case anyone knows. And that's a fly on the wall leather bag. And this is either a real
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plant. >> We don't know. >> Or a fake plant. But I don't know when
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in podcasting there's like you got to have a plant, man. >> It fills out the room. I have real
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carpet behind me. >> Yeah. You're like in a superstar studio. I'm in an undisclosed location.
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>> Um it's a small bedroom, but as long as the mic works, the jokes can land.
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I Okay, I have a real question for you, Dan. This is an exercise question >> and I'm not afraid
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to >> are controversial. >> Okay. >> When people say it's better to have
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stairs in your house because you get a workout, I say no because I have stairs and if you're doing them all day, it's
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not all day. It's literally once every half hour. So, >> there's no building up, you know what I
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mean? There's no like I'm going to do 12 minutes of stairs. I'm going to do. It's
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just once where it kind of like shocks your system like, "Oh, we're working
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out. It's over and then you can almost pull something because you're kind of
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running up the stairs." Well, I want your thoughts and dreams on this. >> I would say um I should write a I should
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write some kind of sub stack. >> Yeah. Theis about this. >> Working out throughout the day is is
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kind of good. So, like if you're trying to turn the water on, it's kind of
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tight. You just make sure your abs are on. and you take a wide stance. It's a
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little workout. If you're in your car and you're taking a turn, perfect time
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for a crunch. >> Yep. Tighten up while you're doing anything. >> You get out of a chair, you lower
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yourself in a chair. The stairs will make you stronger unless they don't. But
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I would just say because we homo sapiens on Earth sit on our ass exponential amount of time. We don't squat like in
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Cambodia and stuff. They can make a chair and just go down, you know, but we're sitting in chairs. So jealous of
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those people. >> Stairs are counteractive to that. And if you just carefully go up and consciously
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walk up the stairs, go, "Oh, in your place, I get to walk up the stairs one
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step at a time. Push from the glute one step at a time. Make it a workout." Now,
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when you come down, this is very important. >> You have to slightly toe out your feet.
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You don't want to do it, Jerry Lewis. you toe out because right inside your right near your knee, right above it is
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a muscle called the VMO. The VMO, if that is strong, you'll see it on NBA athletes, you don't get knee pain. So,
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you want to tow out. If you're wearing shorts, look down and make sure your VMOs are popping with each step. So,
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then you get a quad workout coming down the stairs as well. >> Well, is it less likely to pull
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something in your knee if you're not totally straight ahead with your foot? >> You know, you want it want a slight
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rotation like that. I mean, if you're really strong and really young, you could do squats in the gym and be
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>> I can I can do straight foot stairs. >> Interesting. Well, you know what? Here's
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what I want Heather to do is like get her iPhone. Let's see how you go up and
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down the stairs and then I I'll get I'll give you my advice. >> You may want to analyze it. That's a
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good idea. >> Yeah, >> like this when I pick this up. This is pretty heavy. Now, I'm doing a podcast.
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>> Here's a pop quiz. Am I working out as I'm doing the podcast? >> Am I switching? Should you be breathing
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heavy at this point? You're not though because you're in shape. >> Not really. No. I fall apart. I got so
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many Saturday Night Live shoulder doing Dan Quail over an ottoman. I was He was the vice president at the time.
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So I had to do the stunt on a Thursday >> concrete with narrow little bit of
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carpet. Did a grade three separation the first time. I was trained in pain. So I'll do another one. Another one. Then
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another one. Then the next day, Mary Tyler Moore's the host, her husband is a
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doctor. I'm walking around like this, literally. He goes, "Hey, what are you
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doing?" >> The shoulder up. >> It's way way up. I And he goes, "Oh,
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what are you doing?" So, I had it checked out. They go, "Grade three separation. Surgery maybe on the
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bubble." So, I didn't do surgery. I worked it out. It didn't hurt for 40
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years, but now it's back like a mofo. But I work it. >> You know what? Sometimes you This has
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never happened to you, but I got a massage last week and >> I've gotten them.
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>> And then um I the lady I wasn't really paying attention, but she gave me a hand
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job and I was like, "What happened?" And then I realized my flight's taking off
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um because I was in the airport. It was one of those like lean over massuses. >> I'm back with the hand job waiting for
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me. Give me >> like a three-minute massage. How'd you sneak that in there? And I was mad about
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I didn't say anything, but I was mad. >> I know it's mad because it's who who was
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doing it. You don't even know. But that was >> Oh, yeah. I didn't even look if it was a
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guy or girl. Ah, >> it was them working their hand out. You know, that's, you know, it wasn't to do
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with you. >> I go three minutes. I go, I'll do 20. And then after that, I go, I'm done.
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They go, oh, it's only been four minutes. I go, nah, I'm pretty much done.
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>> I like these dirty jokes. I sneak on you and then you're like this. Oh, boy.
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>> Oh, I don't have any problems. You You don't want You don't want to
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hear my uh Bert Lancaster, Kirk Douglas. We'll save that for another time. I just
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do it in my own >> I know that one too. >> It's like Farley when he used to attack
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the pillow. >> Yeah, there's a lot of that kind of stuff or >> the office.
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>> Mike Myers had a character called [ __ ] You know, this is backstage stuff and it was it
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was completely harmless. But let's talk about movies just for a second because
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I'm a huge fan of Housemade. Guess what? Number two, it's climbing. getting to
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100 million. >> Oh yeah, >> I did hit up our friend of the show, Paul Fee, who did the show and I said,
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"You know what? I went in a housemmaid with a open mind because Dana said to go
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and uh I thought it was good." I told him my only criticism was maybe a hair
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long. I said, "But you know what? No other criticism." Well, act I said
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Sydney Sweeney played it kind of under. She wasn't overacting. She wasn't doing
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anything. She wasn't trying too hard. And I like Amanda Sig Freedenroy, whatever her last name is. And okay,
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>> we talked about this. Yeah, I I like >> talked about and they're doing a
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>> text me his number. I want to text him because now I've seen it twice. So I
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brought my wife and I'm thinking, okay, see what you think. >> We get all the way to the car, you know.
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I'm thinking, I guess you didn't like it. She goes, I loved it. >> Oh, that's nice. Yeah,
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>> there's just not that many movies. You look at Fatal Attraction, I guess you
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call them sexy thrillers or something. >> That's kind of the vein of it. So, just
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so you know, it's like not regular like, "Oh, my babysitter is pretty like
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>> there's more going on." >> Yeah, there's a lot more going on and
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the performances are brilliant and the way it all ties together, the music, the story, the ending. I don't know. I think
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it's like just uh a sleeper movie. So, I it's kind of fun when you you start to
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root for a film when it's first weekend, then you watch it and you're seeing how
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its audience is not eroding like the other films. It's only going down. Housemade is an old term or is that a a
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real term that I don't use and I never hear. >> I think it's kind of an old old term. I
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don't you know >> I'm the housemmaid job. Everyone's like are we in 1820?
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>> Well, it's like you clean the [ __ ] house and you do all the meals and get
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all >> They got >> Yeah. >> By the way, the room they put her in,
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they thought it was so charming. I thought it was terrifying. I would never go in there.
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>> Well, they couldn't get the window open. But, uh, yeah, if Sydney wants to come
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on and talk about it, just just FYI. Um, >> oh, people are circling the block to be
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on the show. >> I think we're gonna we're gonna have your boy Marcelo in a couple weeks,
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which will be fun. >> Your boy. >> Yeah, that'll be that'll be fun. Um,
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there is a there is a trailer for a movie. I don't know if you've seen it.
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Makes me laugh and it's called Primeate. So the monkey goes [ __ ] house in the
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thing and and they call the monkey Ben. And they go, "What's wrong with Ben?"
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And Ben is jumping in the pool and biting people. They go, "What's wrong with Ben?" And
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they go, "That ain't Ben. It's like he's demonic or something." But that might be
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a fun movie to see. >> That's kind of funny. We should comment on. We should watch it and comment on
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>> Let's see it. Yeah. >> If we can do that because I would laugh
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doing that. Uh it's a kind where they show on Tik Tok or Instagram the people
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in the audience being scared. That's how they get you in. >> Yeah. >> And sometimes the Daily Mail, which is
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known mostly for the ads they have because they have a thousand on every you can't get through that thing without
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getting an ad. And so I snuck in that complaint, but they'll be like they get
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paid for some of their stories. I didn't know. So if you see someone's photo a
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lot, they're like, "Oh, they're they have a deal with them. Like here's where
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I'll be. Take a picture of me. I'll be a leggy blonde actress or I'll be a, you
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know, show some cleavage. But the monkey one, they're like people were [ __ ]
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throwing up and having diarrhea. They were >> Yeah. They show the crack >> like a nightlight. You know what I mean?
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Like night vision and and that's always a good trick to go Netflix doesn't think
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they can even air this. There's probably way legally. And then it's like, oh, I
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got to see it. >> People are running from the theater. They're afraid of Ben. People are lining
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up to piss their pants over this movie. >> I I just think the writer room in some
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studio with five guys and a woman, of course, women in a room kind of sitting back going, I don't know. They wanted us
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to make a And some dude at one point went killer ape, killer monkey man. >> And they go, it's too much like Planet
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of the Apes. He goes, "No, there's only one." And they're like, "Okay,
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>> it's a friendly cute little chimp that get goes [ __ ] house demonic
00:24:01
>> and and just count the Benjamins." >> Yeah, they you know the big thing out
00:24:05
there because I've got my pulse on Hollywood, Dana. And the big thing >> I have that written down right here.
00:24:09
Pulse >> I would do. And then we're losing in the pulse. Uh we need some Ringers Lock Tate over
00:24:18
here in Holl. >> Well, give me a a movie idea. I'll give you I'll give you of 10 seconds. Don't
00:24:24
talk. A movie. A oneliner. Just think a oneliner for the next big movie. High concept movie. If 10 seconds.
00:24:33
>> Okay. I was going to say they're into lowbudget horror movies because they
00:24:36
cost three million and they make 20. >> They're the most successful. >> Yeah. So that's why they, if you're
00:24:41
wondering, that's why they always have them. Uh okay. uh a movie um monsters
00:24:50
come to Earth and then aliens come to Earth the same day and it's awkward >> are and the monsters are not aliens.
00:25:00
They're just >> I [ __ ] it up >> when they beat monster aliens. It's all
00:25:05
right. It was a good start. >> Maybe the dinosaurs come back and they come back the same day to Aliens Land.
00:25:12
Uh, I would say it's like a simulation where the dinosaurs come back and they're big and they're real, but they
00:25:18
look exactly like the dinosaurs on the Flintstones. >> Like Dino and >> Yeah, it's a simulation. We're all in a
00:25:28
simulation, man. We're in a sim and they and they and do you remember when the
00:25:32
Flintstones like Pelican they'd squeeze his [ __ ] gut and he'd spit out water
00:25:38
and that was like the dishwasher and then uh and then he'd go it's a living
00:25:46
to the camera. >> I used to love that cartoon because it was on like at six o'clock like it was
00:25:50
quas adult and it was a half hour. >> Do you want to hear my funny Flintstone
00:25:54
thing? >> For sure. So I'm on SNL last fall and I'm doing Biden and I'm trying to think
00:26:00
of nonsack quarters. So for the dress show he's like people right. >> Yeah.
00:26:07
>> So Lauren I could tell and I wasn't sure about he red flagged it. So between you
00:26:12
know like 11:15 Lauren just comes dress room just says oh yaba daba daba and and I I said all right I'll change
00:26:23
it. I'll change it. So the writers came around, they were panicked. You talk to
00:26:27
Lauren, he wants something change. It was like 11:20. So >> mad. >> We came up with Bed Bath and Beyond or
00:26:33
whatever. Can't believe it's not butter. >> Yeah. Bed Bath and Beyond was you.
00:26:39
>> Oh yeah, that's right. >> You thought of it. Tutti Frutti. >> Yeah. There's so many funny things that
00:26:45
Biden can say in nuts. It's It was such a fun once you got into that, it was
00:26:49
like, "Oh, this is >> Guess what? By the way, no, I know. It was a fun character and he had his
00:26:56
moments and but now it's all Trump all the time. We're taking over the world
00:27:00
this week. This week the world. >> It's really It's >> exciting. It's exciting right now.
00:27:08
>> Uh what else we have? You want to go to some stories or what else you want to
00:27:11
tell me? >> Germany sent 13 uh soldiers and France 15 soldiers to Greenland as a show of
00:27:22
force. Did they really baker? >> Yeah, that's what that's what I've read.
00:27:30
>> [ __ ] Look out. Well, we got to rethink it. >> I You're right. We have to be nice. If
00:27:34
we're going to Greenland, we say, "Listen, >> let's do a collab.
00:27:38
>> We'll go up there. You're up there. Let's make this." What does Greenland
00:27:42
have? Minerals. What's so [ __ ] great about >> rare earth? And who knows what's under
00:27:46
there. >> Rare earth. >> But I looked it up. I go, "Greland? Why?
00:27:50
What? Isn't this climate change?" And then I looked it up. So a thousand years
00:27:54
ago it was like 5 degrees C, like 10 degrees warmer. And Greenland was just this green island.
00:28:00
>> Oh, because Greenland's icy and Iceland's green. That's what I've heard.
00:28:04
Is that true? >> Yes. But Greenland when when this Viking went over there. This place is green.
00:28:10
What are you going to call it? Going to call it Greenland. And now it's a frozen tundra. There's a
00:28:16
lot of stuff there. There's a lot of activity up around Antarctica like China
00:28:21
and Russia are up there. We see your icebreaker, you know. Come follow us Chinese people, you know. So
00:28:28
>> why are we not allowed to fly around the North Pole in Antarctica or whatever
00:28:31
that is? >> Who's telling us we can't? >> No one can go up there
00:28:35
>> because it's aliens. >> Aliens. Aliens. Yeah. >> They don't tell us. But the people that
00:28:40
think there's shenanigans going on there. You can't go past a certain place. But I kind of want to go. I don't
00:28:48
want to go at all, but I kind of want someone to go and find out. >> Well, would you take a helicopter from
00:28:56
it? I would be scared. >> I would be like, I don't want to know. Like the ice ball, like what's going on
00:29:01
up there? Lots going on. Conspiracy. I would be so excited if there are aliens or monsters or hidden
00:29:07
civilizations in the planet or anything that's proven that we're not just
00:29:12
>> eight billion people on this rock in the middle of nowhere. >> These eight billion turds I'm getting
00:29:17
bored with us. >> Christ what else you got? >> I have a nonse because I've been doing this for Chris
00:29:24
Rios the hair cutter woman and she loves it so so much. This is only for people six. She's not that old but here he is.
00:29:32
But I can't believe Trump wants Greenland. >> Carrie Grant. My mom goes, "I knew he
00:29:40
was gay. He's so good-looking, but nothing. Got nothing from him." >> It was never proven that I was a
00:29:45
homosexual. I'm Carrie Grant. That was a That was a rumor. >> Oh, I didn't know you could hear me
00:29:51
talking. Okay. I'm sorry, >> David. You don't really know what you're
00:29:54
talking about half the time. That's for the reason we're not coming back for
00:29:58
podcast of the year. >> We might be. I think I got some bad data. >> No, we'll see.
00:30:06
>> If we don't get it, we'll say it's rigged. Go ahead. What happened? What do you
00:30:12
>> I don't care. [ __ ] them all. >> Oh my god. >> By the way, Dana, we're gonna have Buzz
00:30:18
Boys is getting closer to maybe being seen by >> Please release it. >> Release the hounds.
00:30:24
>> What? Tell me what what's happening. Where is it at now? >> Trevor Wallace and Tim Dylan and Theo.
00:30:29
They'll come on more closer to that. But I finish the music. We finish. We act
00:30:35
like it's some big opus. It's literally a teensy little move. But it's such a
00:30:39
pain because Theo is always busy and I'm on the road and we're trying to go back
00:30:43
and forth. Then I send him a cut. Then we tweak this and what about these songs and what about this? We have to do the
00:30:47
score. We do it all because we paid for it. So it's like we got to hire a guy to
00:30:51
do the color, you know, contrast. We got to hire a guy. We now we got to go do looping. Good luck.
00:30:56
>> So we got to go in a booth. Beep bop boop. And the sound wasn't right to
00:31:00
people. >> We're almost there though. This >> year in the making. It was a year now.
00:31:04
We would still be shooting right Heather, last year we started right during the fires. We had a postpone
00:31:09
week. Then we went out there and there was a fire and then the winds were like 90 mph and we sell drugs in the movie
00:31:15
and I was like, "Oh, it's blowing us so bad." Uh anyway, we got through it. Listen, it
00:31:22
was like after the after you see Titanic, then you hear about all the stories they had, you know, but once you
00:31:27
see the perfect final product, you're like, I I have a >> Golden Globes next year. I'm nervous.
00:31:37
>> What if you're nominated? Yeah. For best comedy, best comedy actor >> or best What if it's a new category
00:31:44
called best whatever this is? >> Get your outfit ready. Well, we me and T will dress as bus boys and we'll go like
00:31:52
like make it all stupid. >> Well, here's my question for a comedy. If the sound broke, would it still be
00:31:57
entertaining? >> I We're hoping the sound breaks. Yeah. >> Okay.
00:32:03
>> We just run around going. >> Yeah. Funny with the sound off. Well,
00:32:08
look at look, if this doesn't work, it be still more bus. And you just sort of
00:32:12
redo this one and call it still more bus. Bus boys forever. >> Waiters. ers dishwashers.
00:32:20
>> Associate GM. I got a sneaky feeling we got we got to ourselves a funny comedy on hand.
00:32:28
>> Now Dana, have you ever been a restaurant and people come over on purpose to talk to you? So they go,
00:32:31
"Hey, I'm the assistant GM night manager of this quadrant. Anything we can get
00:32:38
you if you guys need anything?" And I go, "A1?" And they go, "Huh? You got any A1?" And
00:32:44
they're like, "Uh, >> they don't know what you're talking
00:32:47
about." >> Yeah. They first of all, they don't want to ask them for anything. They just say
00:32:49
this as a courtesy to come over and just say hi. >> Mhm. >> I send them on a on a job and they're
00:32:56
like, "Oh, there's chores." Then they go, "Let me let ask, first of all, what
00:33:00
is A1?" I'm like, "It's the stuff I drown out your crummy steak with."
00:33:04
They're like, and they know it's like a fivestar restaurant. They're like, "The
00:33:08
chef doesn't like that on the premises." I go, "Yeah, well, I'm eating here, not
00:33:11
him." So, >> so you get a $100 steak and smother it in A1 steak sauce. Why don't you why
00:33:17
don't you scoot down to 71? >> God, you are Joe Dirt. >> I got a funny story. I hope it comes up.
00:33:24
Uh let's go into one of the stories because this is a Joe Dirt story. Hey, put that mullet contest. There's a
00:33:30
10year-old in Pennsylvania. >> This was in weekly. That's not him. That's me. So, a
00:33:37
10year-old does a There's a lot of mullet contest. >> You look 10 years old now.
00:33:41
>> And so, you get the next picture, dude. Oh, well, >> maybe we can do that
00:33:46
>> annual mullet contest. >> I sent win one. Okay, look at this [ __ ] dude.
00:33:57
>> Farm show. >> Yeah, no better way to describe this. The event. >> Look at these bros.
00:34:03
>> They're coming back. Theo's bringing him back. John Dailyaly. Look at that little
00:34:08
part here. Wow. He should have won. The overall winner was 10-year-old Drew Fleshit of Dallas, Pennsylvania, who
00:34:15
wore a red and black plaid shirt with a mop to mimic the movie character Joe Dirk.
00:34:21
>> Looking good. >> Oh, he had glasses on. >> Oh, okay. >> I sent in a photo of him.
00:34:25
>> Yeah. So, they really shave the sides. >> Mine are kind of shaving
00:34:30
>> because So, you have a shave. You have a mullet right now and you weren't even
00:34:33
entered into the contest. >> I'm trying to uh get into that hockey movie where they're gay guys. What's it
00:34:39
called? hockey movie where there's gay guys >> something rivalry >> heated rivalry big show
00:34:50
>> as good as fighting hockey then they start going oh >> oh it's one of those shows
00:34:56
>> but that little kid that those five the kind of chubby kid that should be the
00:35:00
new cast of Stranger Things all those guys with mullets that was pretty cool everyone went all out I want to host a
00:35:06
mullet contest we should do that next year I'm going to call bars stool sports
00:35:09
we're gonna do a collab and let's go host a mullet. Maybe for the movie because Theo's got a mullet.
00:35:16
>> I don't think I don't think I've ever had a mullet. Uh Heather, she's our
00:35:20
female on the show. Woman, do are they sexy? >> Love them on girls and guys.
00:35:26
>> I like them on girls, too. Yeah. >> Well, how about you getting a mullet
00:35:28
then, Heather? >> Heather's got great hair. She could do >> I do my natural curls. I'll be Odessa
00:35:33
someday. >> Oh, we all like Odessa. Oh, >> oh, there's the kid, Heather. So,
00:35:41
there's a kid in the middle. >> Oh, he did full do Joe Dirt. That's
00:35:45
>> Look at that little twerp next to him. He looks cool as [ __ ] >> A He doesn't even know where he is. He
00:35:50
thinks he's at Walmart. He's like, "What's going on, man?"
00:35:53
>> Spade plays a lovable down in his luck janitor whose mullet is famously fixed
00:35:58
to his head from infancy. >> Yeah. So, this flesh, how do you say his name, Dana? Go
00:36:05
ahead. >> Well, let's have him on the podcast. Uh, >> flesh in Pennsylvania.
00:36:10
>> You know, I'm playing Pennsylvania in a couple weeks. I I'll tell him to come
00:36:13
down. This kid's probably too young to come to the show, but I I'll say hi to
00:36:16
him. >> Well, you come backstage, couldn't he? And then come out on stage. You kind of
00:36:20
>> I don't know if my act would hurt him in any way, but I think he on the left
00:36:24
looks good, too. He's dialed in. Look at those American flag boots he's got on.
00:36:28
>> I like these kids. And they should have their own show based on what I'm seeing.
00:36:32
Like if this was if this was a live streaming show and you just call it Mullet, you know, like,
00:36:38
>> you know, it's like a Napoleon Dynamite kind of movie, it'd be great with these
00:36:43
kids. >> Yeah. >> You know, quirky. >> Okay. Well, they did a great job. That
00:36:46
kid's a winner. I hope he won. >> I feel good now. That was a feel this
00:36:51
wrestler named and I know this guy Nick Neoth, I think. Yeah, >> he's a uh I used to talk to him on
00:37:00
Twitter cuz he follow Nick Neoth. >> He's in TNA wrestling. He's doing a
00:37:05
inside the ring show based on a Hollywood minute. Isn't >> that funny?
00:37:10
>> Okay. >> Like a like a influenced by Hollywood. So I guess he's going to kind of make
00:37:15
make fun of stuff and the wrestling >> of wrestlers and Yeah. I I think that
00:37:20
putting a picture up and being sarcastic >> is funny. >> Can't be copyrighted. But the Hollywood
00:37:26
Minute thing, yours was specific to Hollywood stars. >> I actually stole that because I couldn't
00:37:34
think of a name for it and I was watching CNN and they used to go, "Here's Jim Squanker with the Hollywood
00:37:40
Minute." didn't even talk about. >> Well, well, it's great because it it
00:37:45
couches it, it brands it, and it it's not going to last that long. It's just
00:37:50
like >> you start and it's almost over. >> That's the best pitch. This is almost
00:37:56
over. >> But it's like if I came out as the church lady, I didn't say she's church
00:38:00
lady on church chat. Just a funny character talking. You know, you got to couch it for anyone who wants to be on
00:38:05
Saturday Night Live. you need to brand it and you need to have reoccurring characters. Uh, not so much anymore
00:38:13
though. They don't >> fashion show. And I said, Dane and I kind of do a morning show if you just
00:38:19
watch it in the morning. >> Right. >> Well, I've Did you ever pinch hit for um
00:38:28
Kathy Gford or Regis? Would you? >> No, I don't think I did. I've only done
00:38:32
Kimmel Post. >> I did two of those where I was with them. I was ready for this.
00:38:37
>> I was with Kathy Lee doing Regis. Then I was with Regis. So it was kind of sweet.
00:38:42
It was like just Regis and I Anyway, you're ready for this. Honest to God, kid, you know, you're terrific and all
00:38:47
these things and everybody's happy, you know. And then we came out. He had he
00:38:52
had a there was a book and he signed it for me. It was his autobiography, you know, like. And he had told me, he goes,
00:38:59
you know, honest to God, they wanted us to call it I'm out of control. But I
00:39:04
told her I never said that. That was Dana Gunnani. Dan Aagani said, "I was out of
00:39:08
>> I love it." >> So, we come out, we come out of the studio. It's like 10:00 a.m.
00:39:14
>> And there's all these uh crews working and stuff with drills. They stop. Hey,
00:39:19
yo, Regis. >> Hey, Regis. You know, they love me, kid. They love me. I don't know what it's all
00:39:25
about, but honest to God, you know, I don't know. And then it was um >> Did you Regis the whole time?
00:39:32
>> I did. I was a full hour just me and Regis. Yeah, >> but you were acting like Regis or you
00:39:36
were yourself? >> No, I was doing myself and going in and out and doing other things.
00:39:40
>> That's funny. >> But yeah, I don't know. He probably signed this to every book he ever had.
00:39:44
But later on, I got home and my wife's was flipping through the book and it said, "After all these years, my
00:39:51
favorite guest love Reges." >> Wow, >> that's kind of sweet.
00:39:56
>> That is nice. >> But then I talked to other people. After all these years, my favorite I don't
00:40:00
know. Now, what you put in mind, but after all these years, you're the friend
00:40:04
of my favorite guest. >> I just thought Regis was brilliant. I mean, I thought just because it was a
00:40:09
morning show and stuff, the way the way he could be funny and sincere and his pattern.
00:40:15
I mean, he was >> he literally all he had to talk about, if you think about it, because we do
00:40:20
this once a week, all he has to talk about is when he gets off work at like noon until he goes to bed at seven. So
00:40:27
if anything happens, can you believe I'm walking down the street? The dorm like
00:40:30
there's it's got to be the same [ __ ] every day. So he's got to go out and do
00:40:34
adventures because what else is there to talk about? >> Yeah. You know, honest to God, I was at
00:40:38
a charity function. I'm seated by Tom Broka. I can't see the stage, you know.
00:40:44
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>> Oh, yes. >> Heather and I had a breakin at my [ __ ] storage unit. And then and then
00:42:04
the other day, a guy came up my car and started not attacking me, screaming at me. and he's obviously crazy and he was
00:42:11
saying stuff that was really u scary. So, actually it it's a funny story, but
00:42:17
>> So, is that Keith Sutherland? >> I love Kefir Southerntherland. >> I know. And I I always say innocent till
00:42:26
till proven whatever. So, you know what went down? I don't know. >> I felt like a star when I was at the
00:42:32
Chicago Improv. Jamie Girtz, her dad owned it. Jamie Girtz, the actress, and it was back then
00:42:37
>> and and the richest I believe the richest Hollywood actress, >> Jamie G. So they're so rich. I don't
00:42:45
even know why. >> She's a multi-billionaire. Yeah. >> I think I'd only met her once in there,
00:42:50
but yeah, >> we all had a crush on her. And then uh back the I'll tell you the circa
00:42:55
Flatliners was coming out. >> That no Flatliners was shooting. >> So this is
00:43:01
>> so they said the movie. Yeah. >> Yeah. The movie. So they go Kefir
00:43:05
Sutherland, Oliver Platt, Billy B. They're all coming in for Flatliners, whoever the cast was
00:43:10
>> and they're going to watch the show. So after the show, they said, "Let's go out
00:43:14
drinking." Meanwhile, I wasn't even on SNL. I don't think I was just the
00:43:17
comedian. So great. So And then they go, "Oh, Julia Roberts just got here."
00:43:24
>> And Kefir says, "Oh, yeah." And Billy goes, "We said we would bring her out
00:43:28
when she got in." And in my head, I'm like, "Oh, great. We're going to see
00:43:31
Julia Roberts." So we go all the way to her hotel, all the way to her floor, all
00:43:35
the way to her door. >> And Kefir goes, "Guys, let's just do one night with just us.
00:43:41
And they go, "All right." And then we walked away. >> Was he dating her at that time?
00:43:46
>> No. But he met her on there and then they um they got married. >> They got Oh, they were engaged and then
00:43:52
>> engaged. That's right. And keep her sto >> because I remember him on the show. Um
00:43:57
>> she a runaway bride. You remember that story? >> She was a runaway bride from Jason
00:44:02
Patrick. >> Yeah. Something weird happened. >> Yeah. You was when he was on the show, I
00:44:07
think it was before you got on there and he goes, "Yeah. Um, have you ever heard
00:44:10
of this comedian Danny Spidler or David Spa Spade? David Spade. Oh, yeah. He goes, "That guy's That guy's pretty
00:44:19
funny, man." >> That's how He probably got me on SNL. You didn't.
00:44:23
>> No, I was like, you know what I was telling someone the other day >> is I read for Moving because they told
00:44:29
me they like that movie. And I said, I [ __ ] read for it and I was living I think with Dana and then Dana just got
00:44:36
it offered of course and he did it and I was like, [ __ ] Well, moving with Richard Prior. So, I play kind of a a
00:44:43
psychotic who looks very normal and he Richard Prior hires me to help him move across the country. I'm going to drive
00:44:50
his car and I'm out of my mind basically. But the director was really cool. He just let me adlib all my
00:44:57
dialogue and stuff. >> And then there's there's this scene where Richard seems very tired. He's not
00:45:03
really being Richard Prior. So, he pulls me aside. He goes, "Richard's just not
00:45:08
in it today. Can you try to get him riled up?" So, I'd only been on SNL like
00:45:12
18 months, and now suddenly I've got to go get Richard Prior, who I waited on at
00:45:17
the Holiday Inn 10 years previous. Um, I got to get him all amped up. So, that was kind of a fun challenge.
00:45:25
>> I could say more, but it'd be tails out of the turn. >> Tails out of turn. What does that mean?
00:45:31
>> I don't know. It sounded >> tails out of turn. >> Turn of tails. But um you would have
00:45:36
been great in that movie. What were what part were you reading for in >> [ __ ] yours, dude?
00:45:42
>> You would have been great in that. >> Would you have been as good as me? I
00:45:46
don't know. >> I go that you might have been as good as me. >> Oh, that's right. You You were You won a
00:45:52
iHeart Radio award. >> What do you mean? I'm just >> Isn't that what that is? Or carrying it
00:45:57
all? This is uh it's very very heavy. But >> I saw you carrying it with
00:46:06
>> just walk around me about my trophy. >> All right, let's look at another story.
00:46:14
>> Let's do a story. Come on, man. >> Let's check our ad living.
00:46:19
>> Okay. Oh, this >> look you brother. $900,000. >> What's your number, Hen? I want to know
00:46:29
it. >> I think it's higher than yours. >> You press that. I see $94.
00:46:33
>> You're in charity. >> Yeah. For sale. >> Please do not click the button.
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>> ALMOST HAD A MILLION. WHAT ARE WE DOING? >> OH my gosh. It's a lot of money.
00:46:45
>> Guys, COME ON. IF YOU PRESS THAT BUTTON, I WILL WIRE YOU A MILLION. OH,
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>> good rack focus. >> I don't I haven't seen the show, but I
00:47:02
will see it now. >> Whole team. >> They all lost. They're out. I need you.
00:47:07
>> Don't even look. >> Love you, Jeff. We trust you with our lives, BROTHER.
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>> $900,000. >> WHAT'S YOUR NUMBER, HAN? I want to know it. >> I think it's higher than yours.
00:47:15
>> If you press that, I send you $940,000. >> Your integrity is now.
00:47:21
Well, so in essence I Well, I've never seen it, but that he can betray the team.
00:47:28
>> Yeah, I guess I guess a beast game. >> Mr. Beast is a beast. He knows what he's
00:47:33
doing. >> Like one of these guys, I'll just pay it out of my pocket because I'm so rich.
00:47:38
But he says, I guess, you know, it's one of these challenges, but then he throws
00:47:41
in, I'll give you a million dollars right now if you just everyone loses and
00:47:45
you win on your team. And he's like, done. Now I got slow motion. Then he falls down in shame and everyone goes,
00:47:51
"What?" They've been there for days. >> What? >> He said like a monkey for a second.
00:48:01
>> What? >> Wah wah wah. >> And then he goes, >> "Couldn't he then get the money and
00:48:08
share it with the team?" Oh, I'm sorry. You're doing a slow motion. This is the
00:48:12
team when he presses the button >> like this. You >> right. And then [ __ ] primate comes in
00:48:25
and rips him apart. >> Your monkey. >> What's the matter with Ben?
00:48:33
>> Ben's acting weird since he took that potion. >> Ben's not cute anymore.
00:48:39
>> Ben, you should trim his fingernails. Ben's fingernails are 30 inches long and
00:48:43
they're sharp. I think and it's just funny to give animals human names. >> Ben was the rat in the movie Ben with
00:48:51
Michael Jackson singing the song. >> Yeah, you got like a parrot. Hey, Sebastian.
00:48:56
>> [ __ ] you. >> I do like people name their animals so weird just to get attention. If you had
00:49:02
a dog, what would you call it? >> Pig. That's what people do. They go have
00:49:06
a duck named dog. Mhm. >> But actually, Ben scared me because there was a movie called Willard when I
00:49:13
was little about a rat. >> And then the next one, >> where Willard ends, Ben begins. It was
00:49:20
rats taking over New York City. >> Yeah. Kind of a sad loser in a movie. And then he gets all these rats that are
00:49:26
like his friends and they're terrorizing and killing people all over. I mean,
00:49:30
it's thousands of rats. And then he locks the bad guy in a room. And then he
00:49:35
yells at the rats. He says, "Tear him up." >> And then one of the rats says, "Mr. B
00:49:43
says, if you don't tear them up, I'll have all the other rats die and I'll
00:49:47
give you a million pieces of cheese." And he goes, "All the rats go squeak
00:49:53
squeak. I'm thinking of a game show." Well, I would hope we're talking about anymore.
00:50:02
>> We can't even follow the thread of what we're talking about. I'm going to call a
00:50:06
show called Mr. Beasty and I'll be Mr. Beastie. >> Yeah. >> And there'll be people competing and
00:50:11
betraying each other. Just thought of it. I don't know why. >> I have one that you might not want to
00:50:15
watch. It's called Mr. Beastiality. >> And what I do is >> How about a How about a game show called
00:50:22
Besties where best friends betray each other? >> Yeah. I love that guy that betrayed
00:50:27
everyone. And they did the slow rack focus. person looking down and he goes, "Good dude.
00:50:35
That's one of your that's in your that's in rotation of one of your good
00:50:41
>> douche." Because you can use good douche for a lot of different things, but in
00:50:45
that case, it was slow motion push good douche. So, you don't even need the sound effect. You just say the word is
00:50:52
the sound effect. >> Yeah, he hits it. It goes good. And uh >> I would have just gone slippery Abraham
00:51:00
>> and Nick Schwarz and voicemail each other and just godish gadouch. That's so let's do one more.
00:51:11
>> Bring home a banger. >> Mhm. >> Oh no. Actually don't play this one
00:51:15
because I saw this and I never knew this but it's a little grim. I'll just tell
00:51:20
you the story. >> Okay. >> It's not one to end on. Actually, I won't tell you.
00:51:25
>> Actually, >> let's move on. >> Well, JFK Jr. and lovely Carolyn bet
00:51:32
>> I met I met through Marcy Klein at SNL. She would come to the office. >> They were flying and you know the story.
00:51:38
>> I know the story. >> I never knew >> anything else other than they went down
00:51:43
in that little wherever they went. >> Mhm. >> It wasn't Chaquitic, was it? Heather,
00:51:48
>> wasn't it awesome? >> Well, that was the girl that drove off.
00:51:51
This was another Kennedy. the younger one that just >> and this guy says he was there. The
00:51:59
argument is he's not >> old enough because it was a while ago. >> But whoever was there said in that
00:52:06
situation because the seat belt they you can be in half. >> Mhm. >> And they never reported because it was
00:52:16
too grizzly. So that's my job. >> This is uh this is terrific. Um, I don't
00:52:22
know how you aggregate these clips, but uh, this is >> he came across my desk and I said,
00:52:28
"You've ruined my day and now I will ruin Dana's day >> and all."
00:52:33
>> Look, I've been watching The Pit where people come in that are in half.
00:52:37
Literally >> I know. See, you already grossed me out with that stupid show. So,
00:52:42
>> the show is addictive and brilliant. Noah Wilds Wy >> Noah Wy is extraordinary in it and the
00:52:50
whole cast I I can't say enough about it. I'm I got my >> break >> housemade in the movie theater
00:52:57
television the pit and of course number one with the bullet over the whole dome of show business is Billy Bob Thornton
00:53:04
in landmine. >> God damn it. What the [ __ ] going on? >> Second season is getting razed for being
00:53:11
a little dropping off. Do you have any comments on that, Dana? >> I just thought Billy Bob Thornton's
00:53:17
rants are extraordinary. Alli Carter plays this >> Larder. Is that it? Sorry, I one I was
00:53:26
one letter away. >> Alli Larder is great as the wife and they have a a really funny thing. And
00:53:33
then Sam Elliott is just also >> brought a lot to it. You better do it now because pretty soon you won't be
00:53:41
around to do it. >> Well, godamn it. I don't want to get all bummed out every [ __ ] day. I got to
00:53:48
go drive to Waco. I'll go with you. [ __ ] you, Will. >> I got an impression for you.
00:53:54
>> Okay, >> so we'll end on this because this is good. >> Okay.
00:53:57
>> So, when I was talking to Nikki about trying to throw her some jokes for the
00:54:00
uh Golden Globes, just, you know, it's kind of a fun thing to do. >> Yeah. Yeah. Uh, one of them was Laura
00:54:08
Durn. Every joke stars Laura Durn, unbelievable actress. You have to be like you're the
00:54:15
>> you go uh Laura Durn uh is in two movies Jay Kelly and is this thing on where she
00:54:23
plays the sad beaten down wife of the idiot star husband who has two lines every eight pages and in one movie says
00:54:33
you can do this and the other movie she says you can't do this. That's a lot of
00:54:38
subtext. But it's funny though. >> I what the what made me laugh just as a
00:54:44
as a comedian occasionally >> was how sincere she was Nikki with you're great. I I love you. You're so
00:54:53
great. Then just complete your >> so great. You seen this trashy [ __ ] in
00:54:59
this movie and you're like wait was that me? >> That's how you got to do it. That's a
00:55:05
roast. Kevin Hart is here. Kevin, legendary. >> You're legendary. You're all great. I
00:55:12
mean, you are I am such a fan. The fact that you are a pedophile doesn't bother
00:55:16
me at all. No, I'm serious. You are terrific. And you know, it's just >> Yeah.
00:55:22
>> Very funny. She was great. >> Anyway, let's sign off. We had a lot of
00:55:27
fun today. Uh we made another pancake. >> Another 10 out of 10. We did it.
00:55:33
>> Yeah. And uh to all our iHeart nominees, um >> word >> all the other shows, good luck.
00:55:41
>> You're going to get one of these and we'll be happy for you when you get it.
00:55:44
We love you. It's great. >> Uh okay. Thank you, Dana. And uh we'll
00:55:49
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