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I'm backstage and I got like at these you know at these big casinos there's
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like 200 security staff like it's a lot of security right so I they start coming around I hear
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they're all on their walkies and their earpieces and they're so I'm like what
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is happening and they're like well there's there's this guy in the front
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row and I'm like what's gonna happen what are we gonna what's gonna what are
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you gonna do yeah they go well we think it's going to be too disruptive to remove him during Kirk set
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so what we're going to do is because he's like getting through it he's almost
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done when he gets off stage and you're gonna about to go on stage that's when we'll
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remove him and I go hey man it's it's your like your security do whatever you
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want I just I just want to know what's going on and they're like that's what
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we're gonna do I go okay great Kirk finishes his says good night he walks off stage they start playing a song and
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that's like my cue that I have like 10 seconds and then I walk on stage so I walk on stage and as I walk on stage
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I grab the mic and I see like eight nine yellow security shirts you know big black letters on it all gathered around
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this dude in the front row oh God so I'm just you know how's everybody doing am I
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still like what's up and I grabbed the mic and I'm like hey and I I can't even
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get out the first sentence and this becomes Mayhem right so like they are holding this guy and I see his head
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pop out from under like a Choco and he goes Tom Tom oh my God yeah he goes I came to see you and I go what do you
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mean to do and he goes help me oh my God I go I think it's beyond my control now
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they start to pull him and dude it's taking like six seven guys his girl pops
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up and she [ __ ] punches one of the one of the security guys yeah and I'm like
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and I'm sitting here from the stage I haven't started talking yet Everyone's
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Watching and you you're all just watching yeah and there's the Jumbotron
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I'm watching you watch yeah and I'm just like you gotta be kidding me she turns
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and starts yelling at me too I go what do you want me to do she takes her beer throws it on one of the security guys
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smart the guys start dragging the guy out and when they drag him out he takes them into an aisle so he he drags
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Security Guys into an aisle I see shoes come off pants come off they finally get them
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stood up underwears off he's fully naked in the arena now right it's Conor
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McGregor I'm like oh my God this guy's like uh I would say maybe five nine 265
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270 pounds okay so looks good with his clothes off looks great it's a nice shot
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I'm able to put like the show back on the tracks I finally get off stage and I'm like I'm
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like dude that was a [ __ ] wildest opening to a show I've ever had and they
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go yeah you know the cops here that guy's in jail blah blah blah like half an hour later
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we're walking through the casino there's the guy no there's the guy in
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this and I'm like how is he walking around you betrayed me he doesn't see me but when he walks by
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we're all like that's the guy and we talked to one of the security people
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high roller he's at front row High Roller whale yeah he's a whale they're like yeah I go this
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dude this dude like knocked one of your and then what they get away with they're
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like yeah 10 grand a hand dude it's fine