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we always pre and print but that's fine that's how we start we look we get a feel for it we see what's going on we go
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"All right."
Right exactly i dare anyone to stare at themselves on a laptop for an hour
yeah i dare you like it
kind of
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go like this or Huh
um listen okay so here's I'll start because we're going to get right into the stories this is uh
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Yeah
kind of our new version we're back we're doing things we're on all video now
oh yeah
we're definitely going to do
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some fan questions at the end of these shows and uh you can email your questions into flyinthewala.com
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and that can be a written question a voiced text or a video we're so dumb man we should not have a show but then we'll play them or we'll read them and
life advice financial
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anything
a new segment that I want to do okay and um and I'll tell you more about
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it's take 30 seconds okay and now it's And now it's time for shaggy news geez Scoob i don't think it was such a good idea to vacation in Tran
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well for one thing Trump dropped a bunker buster on Fordo Mountain some people think the damage was minimum others think it was severe we got to get out of here what are you doing here dog
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mom I come get you we got to make a Where's the Where's the mystery van scoop
i don't know
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where's Velma she's getting gangbang keep running so I want the fan fans anyone listening to come in with different topics for shaggy news
as we
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need more news we need more segments that'll come back and forth did you get the part where he goes "But Trump dropped a bunker." Buster onto Mount and then and then the dog goes
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minimum or severe some people think it's minimum
actually I didn't get that part
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that's funny
minimum or severe some people thought it was minimum damage other people think it's severe we got to
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go scoo you come back here what if Scooby goes Scooby goes
"It looked like the rocks pretty much smashed everything how much nuclear stuff can take a avalanche?" Well that's
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a good question
it's very hard to move radioactive material it's heavy and hard
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to get to the other mountains there were three bunker busters one creates the hole and the other goes down
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the shaft so anyway sounds like a made me laugh the most innocent cartoon versus this
i like it well we're off to
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a 10 out of 10 and
10 out of 10 on Fly on the Wall so
I will tell you we're going
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Yeah everybody Superfly's gone it's all fly on the wall no one can wrap their head around it and with what's going on
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in the world it's just too This is really the only place to go to find
you got to have some fun with it you know
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like um Zodani i I I had a hard time with the gonna be New York mayor's name zo it's not just cuz it's Zohan Mandani or Zo not Zohan
it's not Zohan it's
It's
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not Water Boy
but it's Zo it's not one movie
hey Scoob how do you pronounce the
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name of the may the next mayor of New York
i don't know i was trying to give him a nickname like Eisenhower had Ike there was tricky dick
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um Obama was uh Bo actually occasionally barack Obama but for Zo Zohan zo man zo anyway go ahead
is it just Zo do they
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call him Zo
zo could be a or uh Zo Z man you know because it's Mandini it's Zo Zo
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Zohan Mandini imagine him trying to pronounce my name dana Garney
and do his has a lot more
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letters yeah
mhm
i'd like to buy a vowel i'd like to buy a vowel oh I will tell you quickly we're going right into the news but I didn't tell you that when I was eating on the road
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by the way I'm Are you near Where am I going soma Heather
yeah no Saratoga saratoga are you near that
oh yeah you are you playing the outdoor amphitheater yeah yeah yeah
i've done that several
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times i did it with Dennis and Kevin once a couple times
that place is gorgeous
it's up on a mountain in the uh
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near Silicon Valley basically up in the red woods you wind your way up and it's a winery and
it's like a little two-lane
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street up there and then it's like it's almost like carved into the mountain looks like Rome
and for an outdoor theater it's incredibly intimate
yeah
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it's great so that'll be two weeks from now but you're welcome to a guest spot okay uh other than that when I was on
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the road this weekend uh oh we went to Chili's one night which was a real treat i like to treat
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everybody and this is a funny thing does this happen to you why don't you take everyone to to Koi or
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something that
I like how Chili I like how Danny goes "Wait did you say Chili's that was the
treating at Chili's you're
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not getting a They're pretty reasonable I hope financially."
No I'm on the road and so we just say I they they always
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recommend oh when you're in Cleveland you got to go to the spot but you know Mhm
it's too fast moving like I I'm not
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going to have a luxurious right
seven course meal we got to eat get to the show get ready get
you want a branded
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one yeah
yeah unless we're going after at least I know what I'm getting i like it so we go in there and you've ever had
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this you know you sort of get overhelped because restaurants they're happy to have you there it's like Mr carvey we've
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got this and then they go
they don't see David Spade and Boom you met that often they don't see anyone so they go "Hey
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I'm the assistant uh night floor manager of this quadrant of the restaurant if you need anything by the way they don't
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want you." I go "Yeah A1." They're like "A1?"
Oh uh hey does anyone know if we have A1 you know so they don't really want anything they just want to come over and say hi anyway so we we have about four different people do that and
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then and then we're eating and one guy leans over i think it's a total stranger he leans over near Catherine because
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we're like on a booth and he goes "Hey I'm taking off guys." And we go "Okay." And he goes "Yeah I'm wrapping up uh I hung in there a little
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extra to see you guys but uh you guys good got your chips?" I go "Yep." And he goes "Yeah." So I think I'm going to cruise i'm like "Oh you work here i didn't know." You know he was one he was
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in one of the assistant managers that came over and then he comes and lets us down gently that he has to take
well it
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probably a nice guy in his mind he's going "Hey don't worry." But he's saying the dishwasher Eddie don't worry about
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it i got the back we got a celebrity out there remember Tommy boy he's in he's in restaurant
i got his back you know but I
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got to go soon i got to tell him that I got to leave and he's not going to take it lightly so you know you back me up on
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this right
so he had a whole thing in his head but that is sounds like a very nice guy he's very nice and it was very
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funny because it took us all a second to go does that guy work here and they're like yeah he came up at the beginning
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there's one of the six people that came up we're like oh because you know people come say hey hi hey hi yeah anyway
I'm
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leaving now
listen that's Yeah I didn't know you're here but now I'm taking off
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so anyway that was fun chili's was fun gigs are fun
can I tell you my 10-second true story that's not funny about food
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on the road green Bay playing Green Bay Wisconsin yep
say to the promoter after "Where's a good place to eat?" And he
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goes "Yeah Ted's Steakhouse they got real big food down there." Big food yeah and over at Eddie's Lasagna they got
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they had really big food you know both those place got real big food and I'm not kidding that's exactly what I heard
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big food
and did you get big food
i don't know i'm a miniature man everywhere I go my wife and I constantly
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have to Let's split it we're never disappointed it's like you're getting a turkey sandwich and it's it's the size
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of a watermelon you know and some fries i mean
I went to a restaurant last night
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by the way I saw Drew Barrymore Heather's favorite
she was eating there she was hilariously cute um she looked
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great actually had no makeup on she had like a baseball she looked so cute
uh so she was fun to see and then we were
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ordering spaghetti me and my friend and they have they have regular and large large was 130 and I'm like
for spaghetti
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for spaghetti and gold balls i mean what is [ __ ] happening 130 i go "How big is it?" And they're like "It's really
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big for 130 it's like this." And
who's going to eat that is it
that that's 130
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i think this but Dana it didn't it go It could fit like three people i go "It better."
Well did you order it
no dana no i don't I
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don't have Dana Carvey money can I tell him my Drew Barry Morrison we never do the show yeah let's do one more it's 10 seconds it shows you how sweet she is and it was so so we're at
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Sandler's you know DC thing right you know when he got his Mark Twain Award and she's backstage and I said "Yeah I
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really like your show you're a natural at that you're great." And she just paused with all sincerity like just went
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"Really you think so?" And she fell on for like three years sweet yeah
and then
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later on we're taking the picture and she just puts her hand on my leg not in a sexual way just very friendly
let's
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have her back on
yes she's hilarious cuz I told an embarrassing story but it was
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funny
okay so let's hit right right to the news we're not right to the news obviously we didn't go right to it but we
Well we had our little preamble
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okay
okay here's one this one is We've heard these things about Bill Gates bill
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Gates finally releases his GML O Mosquitoes i think it was Florida now I thought this was odd because what what do you have to know to be able Like
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I'm rich but I'm not I get to drop mosquitoes on people rich like I can't operate on mosquitoes and they go Dana I think I've hit a money you know level where I can I'm going to
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drop spiders on Arizona like they're good ones i've trained them i think they're going to eat the bad ones so
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this always is peculiar how much money he can buy he's not a scientist right
no
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well okay they're gen genetically modified mosquitoes so they will not transmit diseases by biting people is
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that it
i think they ideally if the mosquito goes along with it they bite a bad mosquito and then they die but now you got the GMO ones that now want to
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run the show and I don't want any added mosquitoes how about that
well I had seen some I think it was on PB i saw a documentary about this and they're interviewing Bill Gates he goes "Well you know I really don't like mosquitoes
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and I'm going to try to get rid of them." How much money will it take
not much maybe two billion
i know i mean if
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you got mosquito money that's the worst Bill Gates impression
i know it's kind of ker at the I don't know it's a little
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gym i know i apologize
no it's good because
I shouldn't apologize cuz I read one of the comments says "I apologize
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all the time."
Do not apologize for that [ __ ] these people man yeah the comments really they're pretty
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nice but right toward the end for some reason they start to go "Hey by the way get [ __ ]
by the way."
So that's at the
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very end but I
Yeah
I poo poo that thing that doesn't hurt me i have I have an AI
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device and I say only read me comments that refer to David Spage so it's really comfortable and I watch a lot of good
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ones in there
oh good okay
there's some good ones in there
all right let's move on from Mosquito Gate
let's go
which I
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disapprove of i'm going to say Oh this one is Pacers staff pacers just uh were in the finals they tell ESPN to stop filming an emotional TJ McConnell after the game seven loss i thought of this
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during it when I was watching it i'm like "Hey that's enough because this guy is really going to live with this forever because he did do well." You remember this kid you watch this
i'm unbelievable i watched every single game
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he's listed at six he's probably 5'10" he's the speediest guy on the floor his stats were off the charts
oh even his mom is telling
So now they're out in a hallway
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how much crying can you do though to be honest how do we know he's
But why are they following him get lost
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stop i'm breastfeeding but watch yeah and the coach waves him off but he had kind of a blunder in all the chaos did he come in for Hallebertton or something well he started playing more and more
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minutes and then Hallebertton went out so he played more minutes um
in a game seven when everything high
stakes
locked and loaded and they
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had won game six so there they had expectations win the championship i didn't you know because I was sort of like okay the game's over
so I didn't watch the ending part but I don't think
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he did anything wrong i think he played balls out i thought the guy was unbelievable as a off the bench he
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scored more points more rebounds more assists than anyone coming off the bench in the history of the NBA finals
is that
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true
so he was crying from joy
no because I know he got mobbed and he got caught up in a scrum under the basket
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and he lost the ball
and it was toward the end and that one I was like "Oh." And then I think he went back and something else happened like he got it stolen
was it close enough for that to
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have made a difference i don't think so but I know that it just I remember going "Wow." Cuz I didn't I'd look away and
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then look up cuz I looked like it was getting over with
but I thought that he's going to think about that and then
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when I saw him balling I don't even say crying I say balling one worse i say I go I get it
that's game seven and you do something even though all the good he did you just feel like
I know the one
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thing about our our chosen career which can be emotionally violent we get a lot of chances you know
there that that is
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tough you may as an NBA player you don't know if you'll ever get back to the NBA finals so
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a lot of props
we both cry a lot off camera
well a lot of times
after the podcast
a lot of times I'm tearing up on camera yes you are
i have a cry filter I
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can put on
you cry because you think a joke doesn't work or we skip something it didn't work i rushed Scooby-Doo i
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apologize for doing my Kermit the Frog Bill Gates impression
well I think you need to go to a therapist doesn't he Scoob
yes he needs help
he seems a
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little off
i'm doing Yoda at this point go ahead
yeah that was Yoda too uh we interrupt Julie Bowen the whole time i just saw one clip and I was like she's on the other uh sister show Flying the
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Wall also that's what should be called fly in the wall so
well people should be happy because our our thing is to
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interrupt each other and interrupt our guests without it where would we be
yeah
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someone put in the comments on YouTube stop interrupting Julie and I go why start now that was actually Nick Schwarz
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and that idiot wrote that well I would just say there's a very fine line between a spirited conversation because you don't want the air to get out of the bloom where you you're not
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responding in in the moment because if I'm talking to you at a restaurant and you say "I have a flat tire." And also I
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go "Wait a minute you got a flat tire?" "Yeah yeah yeah but wait till you hear the next part." So it's it's organic and
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human to interrupt
well I wrote back with someone and said they go "You're not a great interviewer." I go "We're not really interviewing we're just bullshitting with someone that we like
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and we're all
It's a conversation it's not a straight up you know 60 Minutes interview."
Yeah it's not Barb Walders
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all right well we got out of that one that was pretty good okay so what's the next story
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oh okay so here's what happens this lady gets porch pirated so many times she fills her box with black widows and then just says "Whatever happens happens." This guy gets it now he wants to sue her
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this is what black widows do heather Texas man is fighting for his life after he stole a package off of a woman's
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front porch only to go back to his car open it up and see that it was full of black widow spiders this woman was tired
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of this man coming by and stealing her packages before she could get home from work so she made a little package that
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was just for him when he popped that package open in his car a bunch of spiders came flying out and they bit him
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all over his face and then he started swelling up and getting nauseous so he had to go to the ER and then he called
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the police and would like to file assault charges against her for setting up that booby trap so the police
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contacted him and they're like "Did you put package full of black widow spiders out on your front porch?" And she's like
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"Oh no those black widows are my pets were you able to find them i saw that they were missing and I just have them in a box because they like to hide in
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there while I'm at work." And the police were like "Oh this guy he stole the box and then they bit his face and he
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whacked a couple of them so they're no longer with us." And the woman's like "He killed my pets that's completely
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unwarranted i'd like to file charges." Double gun wow crime of the cench so was it somewhat credible that she left him on a box on the porch and she just set she set the trap no pun
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intended yeah leaving the box the guy took the box rather than she put him in the car
right they put him by the door
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and he's open and he took another steal everything
and then he opened up and they attacked his face
and that was like the sixth time he stole from her so I
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mean people just wait for the Amazon guy follow the Amazon guy up to your door and steal it and no one the Amazon guy
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can't is not going to gun him down i mean no one's
in my previous residence in West Hollywood if there was a bag outside the gate or a package
broad
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daylight
gone
I'd give it less than a minute
wow really
oh yeah i don't know
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what's there but anything if if someone had said I left outside the gate I go they go when oh like 10 minutes ago i go
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I was gone so there people trolling everywhere following Amazon trucks and then right afterwards grabbing what they can and running
i think what happen is citizens are going to start fighting back there's so much crime that goes
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unpunished that it will turn a little like wild west where people get shot people get hit people get beat up because by regular people because they're just finally can't take it anymore it's like when you see fights at
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McDonald's and stuff people walk in they're mad they don't have their sauce they're mad they didn't do their ordering they climb over start beating
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the [ __ ] out of employees that's the most infuriating because these people are going to work trying and the people
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that aren't working come in and beat them up and harass them and you go and then the people inevitably get fired and
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you go how much [ __ ] can you take when you work at those places and just if everyone's on perfect behavior it's a
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tough job but don't go in there and make fun of those people and they're up early trying to work and then get beat up get
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spit on get food thrown at them
and they got to deal with it and they can't really fight back
you know my cuz I was
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a dishwasher and and a bus boy and a waiter when when my rent was like a hundred bucks and so the respect I have for people doing these jobs 40 hours a
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week not it turning to a life of crime but I think this spider thing might catch on i think it's an actually
not a
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bad idea good way uh to um to just
and then she sued him what a burn uh okay next one let's next let's see um in 2006 psychiatrist asked okay this is just a
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random thing how many patients have you cured
how many patients have you been able to cure so far
i would say one
how
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many people have I cured well uh there are no real cures right now in psychiatry
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idea of any you asked me about the issue about how many people I've cured
yes we do
i don't know that any of us are
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completely cured of anything
i have
It's not It's not a good ad for the psychiatrist business
as long as they're
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going 400 bucks an hour I'm okay with the bad shitty record if you owe for Yeah it'll be $400 you
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know
still no cures
still no cure there's a lot of there's a lot of maybe medicine but yeah I don't know if I mean people tell me to go to one obviously everyone I've ever dated and
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they go to a psychiatrist or and I say oh um okay and they go I've got a great one I've been going to for 13 years i go
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well that already it's like when you go to my chiropractor I've been going to him for 27 years i said "I don't know if
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so no one's getting actually fixed."
No one's getting fixed i I do think it's you know cognitive behavioral therapy is
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at least not curing but it's like instead of doing this do this
instead of thinking this think this should I tell
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this person to [ __ ] off yes
and then you do it so that's actionable but sort of
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my dad said this my mom I I don't know i don't know you can change someone's brain
i You know what it's weird because
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I went to one and I was talking a lot obviously um per my brand but uh they just
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listened the whole time and after the third time I go where are the are the fixes you know no just talk I'm like are
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you even awake like are you are we going to do a whole season of me talking the very last episode you tell me what you
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think or how does it work there's no I thought there'd be more back and forth and I think that's right I think that's
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wrong why don't you think about it like this And because I would say I think I'm maybe out of line on this thinking and
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they're like and why do you think that i'm like well I I'm looking for you i already think what I think
it's like
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comedians you know it's it's a it's a scalability i mean some therapists you know I tried a few and then I found one
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that I thought was helpful because it was so in yourrface advice uh but you know I don't know i I don't know it's kind of like a scam I guess in a way i I knew someone who that was trained to be
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a psychologist or a therapist she said her first day at therapy a guy came in and said "Hey man I've been here for
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almost 45 minutes i I don't get a banger if I don't get a banger next two minutes I ain't coming back." That's on our very
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first patient
what does it mean
it means some kind of big Mount Rushmore sort of
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epiphal thing to say "This is your problem eat more." Yes i need a banger man you're sitting here bullshitting me charging me 400 bucks an hour i need a banger
yeah too many singles give me a
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[ __ ] home run
that's what I think sometimes you know when I'm in in the wings and you're doing standup you I'll
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just turn to the crew and go he needs a banger man that's what the audience says to each
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other
no you all the time
they go "Bring Dana back on." Uh okay let's do one let's do more come on not Not one more more oh Dana we haven't done any noises lately
i know a why would AI do this
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this sounds mean ai creates obesity
well AI just does as it's told right
i know
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but there's so many other things you can make AI this This is That's not fake is it
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well that's AI had to bring that out
there's never been a more appropriate use of that sound
i mean
AI is cruel
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ai is really not like a friend who was the person who thought of that hey guess what shut up Brian let's go
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let's tell the AI to make an obese woman go backward of a high dive have a whole building collapse
you're exactly right
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because no everyone says I'm really good at AI of chat GPT of AI and really they go "Hey put uh Joe Dirt doing fireworks
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as a baby." And then it looks funny and you go "All you did was say it." And then AI did all the work they find the script they find me they make it but they go "Look what I made." I go "That's
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not really Michelangelo there." I You We probably taught this before but the writing's on the wall i think within a
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two or three years I could make apocalypse now by prompting an AI back and forth and you'll it'll look like helicopters and army and that's right around the corner so I don't know what
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Hollywood's going to do with that when you can you don't need to get thousands of people out on the thing and you could
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say a thousand people on horseback you know going full speed across the desert and then you'll see it and it'll look
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just like a movie perfectly real someone's going to send us AI Scooby and Shaggy in Iran i bet
I don't think we should have vacationed in Tan
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Scoo well Trump announced a bunker buster on Forlone Mountain you know
I had a bunker
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buster at Pinchos Tacos the other night i think you have a better Scooby than me
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i call it Shaggy
i'm doing Scooby and Shaggy i think
Well everyone knows don't
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they the age of that Casey Kasem did Shaggy
yeah that's right
but he did do the hook of cracking cuz he talked like this i don't know we got to get out of here scoop that kind of gear he went to
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that was You know
Heather you didn't know until just now
oh Heather just woke up that's a good one to know
heather has
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our schedule for when we record these things and then she puts nap time right next to it
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she goes "You ready?" Open laptop cover her face uh okay what's the next one bunker buster okay
there you go a bunker
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buster
this is a bear doing something i don't know what let's see russians get along with bears I think more than regular people
oh they wrestle them they fight them okay but this bear
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is real it's not AI
hey have a little Slim Jim now do the trick we talked about
so he can stand a treat sniffs the bit he's like and then am I a
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clown to you he's like do it we're filming
what does he want
he's doing good so far
oh wow
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standing up is He looks like a person that is cool
that's pretty good wow
he's biting it it's like a hula hoop
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looking thing
there's no way he's got it around him
he's got It's like a hula hoop he's going to do it like a hula hoop and then
I don't think
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so he's biting a hula hoop there goes the hula hoop around his neck heather's worried that the bear doesn't
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like
No immediately wants to give him a treat otherwise he'll kill him
i know rush and he's saying "I will kill you if
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you don't do the goddamn hula hoop." All right take a five you did great
got it if only humans are like that they're
00:27:47
acting crazy just give them a little treat come on calm down oh the show is is is going nowhere lauren please have a
00:27:54
little bit of candy oh Marcy lauren step into a slim gym [Music] down to making noise
that bear's back in his dressing room going "We got two more
00:28:07
shows today." Well it is amazing what animal can't you give a great white shark a treat and kind of hang out with it
what animal saw a girl petting sharks the other night
00:28:20
Dana and I was like
I was like wrong i was like no I was like this wrong issue number four let's do McLaclin next week it wouldn't want
If you do they want I'll do any of the oldies man issue
00:28:33
number one david Spades but more tone teeny tiny tunes on TV yeah that's a real one
can we play some of our SNO greatest hits on this or is it copyright even if we get a permission
00:28:49
from Lauren i don't know if I gave it um Marcy uh okay next one let's see next one if you won girl with an jacket
00:29:03
on with a green what will the story be about
green could let me look what it's about act of restraint that will be
00:29:10
remembered for centuries i hope this is funny let's see
okay okay she's eating oh eating in front of her dogs her dogs look at her spaghetti they really want it
that one really Oh
00:29:23
he's making a funny face he really wants it look at the white one's teeth he's mad
but he's kind of tilted away as he growls
cuz he's been taught not to eat it but they're freaking
Oh they're
00:29:35
just growling at the owner i don't even know if I need this loud piano
if the dog was playing the piano
00:29:42
it' be a little better wow yeah we can turn the volume off on this one
it's It's kind of funny i mean so she puts the food down and then she says "Don't eat it." They start kind of
00:29:54
turning away from each other and growling with their teeth
because they're so [ __ ] mad they can't eat it they're like "Where is this chick?" And
00:30:01
and why can't we eat it they don't understand so what was going to happen if they eat it
um I mean she just
00:30:10
changes a bit yeah
we bring out the two guys the two guys come out of a closet door
00:30:17
come on clam don't make me drop my trousers here's my butttock you want to try again nope missed it
i don't feel your
00:30:28
lacerations clam
look out funny boy
i injected myself with butt numbum right before we started this here rodeo dance but num
buttn numb i'm doing something
00:30:39
you might have done and I got wiener numb too
oh yeah
so whack away cowboy try these buttockses
no that was that was part of Brokeback Mountain remember when Jake Gilligal they had a kind of a
00:30:54
fight
i didn't see that movie Dana
you never saw Brokeback i'm
It actually is a
00:31:00
great movie and you there's a lot for you to learn by watching it so check it out
i'll see the one with Margot Robbie
00:31:07
and Sydney Sweeney scissor Mountain
it's funny how it quickly the culture moves like Margot Robbie and Sydney Sweeney they're fairly recent but they're like Raquel Welch or
00:31:19
Elizabeth Taylor just going back to the 60s
it's a good recognizable name and Sydney Sweeny's a good showbiz name
well for at least two years of her being on the scene because her name was Sydney
00:31:31
Sweeney I just assumed she was British cuz Sweeney Todd it just sounds
Sweeney Todd i'm Swindy i'm Sydney Swinny you
00:31:41
know
I've got a good buster for you
mhm uh we should go to we'll go to the phones that we don't have but we'll go to the YouTube who's a bigger star right
00:31:53
now sydney Sweenza um what movies is that
sydney Sweeney or Zenia zenaia is in Euphoria with her
oh oh I see
came out a little bigger than Sydney on
00:32:12
Euphoria she's in Dune she's in two Dunes huge movies she is absolutely great first of all absolutely great
but gorgeous
sydney
00:32:24
Sweeney it's a in our culture
is it the boobs the difference
the her her whole
00:32:31
look and the boot I mean women like to look at women not necessarily in a lesbian way but they like so her
00:32:37
physicality is sort of the latest they would they would call them pinup girls and tight sweaters back in the 40s
so
00:32:45
she has this playful fun thing uh they're completely different talents
but if she was a British girl she say stop it Mr hand dishing every time you're
00:32:56
teaching me you're looking at me boobies if if Sydney Sweeney was was British quit looking at me knocky news
what's a good old what is it from Four Weddings
00:33:09
in a Funeral or something
well who
is that a British movie
who was a sex symbol male and female in the 90s i mean
00:33:16
Brad Pitt just started or the 80s richard Gear was like a leading man uh the women back there are fair faucet yeah yeah
you know it just the culture
00:33:28
moves right now you're at the top of your game as a international comedian international
20 years from now who's
00:33:34
going to be the next David Spade
well um it's everyone's goal uh what But Sydney
00:33:41
Sweenies and I are both huge stars
both considered gorgeous uh big careers i don't know for sure i cannot tell you well I'll tell you one thing margot
00:33:54
Robbie I was on a plane watched a movie that didn't do well god who did it it was
00:34:00
sort of set in the 1930s 1920
i remember that one
do you remember that one god
Babylon
babylon i watched it and the
00:34:09
movie had some flaws I thought only that that um
I think Brad's in it too
yeah
00:34:17
but she is so spectacular in the movie i think the movie start came out so hot and I think a lot of people were like
00:34:23
what is going on i sort of went with it because I knew what they were trying to do you know that sort of Sodom and Gul
00:34:29
Moa but she's so amazing in that movie that I might put her up there
you might let her on the podcast
time in Hollywood yep
let her on the podcast you'll you'll open the gates and let her on
i would I
00:34:42
have in development a movie with Sia Sydney and Margot
yeah and it's it's
it should be nine to five and you're the bad boss
i could be Dab Coleman i could
00:34:54
get a short haircut put a mustache on and be the the office dick Heather who would you pick i always thought Zindai was bigger star but I have to say in the last year I don't know
you really That's a thinker
that's
00:35:06
a real thinker
i think they have different They have a shared fan base and then
00:35:12
they have separate fan bases as well both pretty huge though I have to say but I also saw Challengers which she was
00:35:18
good into
well the one thing you find out sometimes is like you don't
White Lotus yeah
doesn't um Selena Gomez you're just going "Oh she's cool she's
00:35:28
great with you know Steve Martin or Martin Short and she sings and everything oh she has a billion
00:35:34
Instagram followers." I mean who has the bigger following on social media between
00:35:39
Sydney i'm going to guess let's see what the numbers are we're running some We're
Let's go to the tape
00:35:46
let's go to the phones let's look at a clip
go to the tape there sydney right there with a low cut
what do you want to
00:35:53
guess i guess Zaya has
I'm guessing SA million
kind of a teen thing
sydney 25
00:36:03
oh [ __ ] sydney has 25 million
this is Instagram
instagram is it a dia high or
00:36:09
lower 178 178 million there's our [ __ ] answer whoa no one was ready for that no
i believe
00:36:21
that Saiia I don't know what their ages are but sort of trends toward teenage girls in a way
00:36:28
they they both do you're saying Sydney has more dudes
and a little bit older i know they might be the same age but I feel like she's kind of with what's that guy glenn Glenn Shy off glenn Sheroff
00:36:44
oh she was oh Zenda was on it
was it Disney i didn't know
oh
was a Disney star so she built up some fans but I think Sydney came off of Euphoria Slower
00:36:56
and then did what did you just say she did oh White Lotus which was another monster
00:37:02
so she kind of gradually got up and then blew it wide open but uh yeah with Glenn
00:37:08
Pal glenn Palen shirt off
yeah that guy's fit i would I would never put a shirt on if I look like him ever
i wouldn't own a shirt i wouldn't do a ad for shirts i wouldn't
I wouldn't even
00:37:18
look at a shirt if you wore a shirt I'd try to take a swing at you
i'd barely wear pants you'd have to talk me into it
00:37:26
all right let's do another one then we'll get out of here
let's do another Hollywood one
yeah we're killing it we got a lot of takes okay this is what uh
00:37:35
consumers okay let's just see what this is i don't even know what it is oh is it a scene from Scarface is it a play oh
00:37:41
it's a play a play yeah
you do coke and you kill people that's wonderful tony I got a [ __ ] junk for a wife okay I like you son of a
00:37:59
little baby [Music] um
well look at that
i'm trying to I mean is this real why would the parents This is a play
i like the cocaine is
00:38:16
popcorn
i know but why would they let them swear but it's hysterical no issue Mom
look at you that's you
oh
00:38:24
[ __ ] oh I didn't know i forgot about that part that's pretty heavy
i don't know there's a lot of shooting
oh that's the
00:38:30
girl with the crazy hair
oh yeah
the sister
that's the Oh yeah god listen
he
00:38:36
had a whole weird thing for his sister look at the security cameras that was
Wow
oh that's his gun oh my gosh
00:38:48
you want to fight me you're [ __ ] the best want to play with Say hello to my little friend say that you cockroaches
cockroaches
00:38:59
take that you cockroaches oh god they got a lot of extras i want to go to I want to go to a time machine
00:39:05
and have that be me in fourth grade
i want to see this play where's Michelle Spiper
we had to do Dr dittle
look at
00:39:13
Help him with his gun bring him in now gun him down with a flamethrower whatever he does oh no this guy's going
00:39:19
to get him tonyy's still dying he's going to get dancing or something he He lasts a long time they got to shoot in the pool
unreal
00:39:32
he walked up because he could not miss that last shot cuz that was the closer bit
but seriously what school lets the
00:39:39
kids go "What the [ __ ] you want man hello to me man say hello say hello to my little friend." You [ __ ] pulls out
so someone's asking "Was that
00:39:51
in America?" Uh I don't know cuz I think I think he's uh gone from Koba I want I want my I'm a political
00:40:04
prisoner i want my [ __ ] human rights that was uh Brentwood school i just was just in
Brentwood High
yeah beverly Hills High
god can you imagine how much fun
00:40:15
uh those kids had doing that
swearing with fake guns and everything oh my god and they're and they like get free reign
00:40:22
you can say it because he's like "My character says it hey how about some pino?" They're like "Well that's not in the script."
Well they're taking the
00:40:28
script from the movie i don't think it was a play ever it should be a Broadway play and I know who's gonna play Tony
00:40:34
Montana man oh
I like this clip because it lit lit up the Tony inside of you
that's what I do man look you like to get on get on a computer and do a show you call it fly
00:40:46
in the wall used to call it super fly away like a little birdish man that little kid had to go like this you want some [ __ ] popcorn you want some popcorn
he had a whole thing of popcorn stuff
that was the cocaine you want some
00:40:59
popcorn you don't take my popcorn
don't take my popcorn man all right let's end on that one that's so funny
it's so cool yeah that was great
all right we did great
thank
00:41:11
everyone who sent the clips in
yeah everybody thank you and everyone thanks to us especially and uh thanks to Dana
00:41:20
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00:41:45
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