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OSCARS BIG REACTIONS & HOT TAKES

March 15, 2026 /

This episode features a discussion about the Oscars, celebrity appearances, and humorous takes on the event. Guests include Dana Carvey and David Spade.

The hosts share their experiences attending Oscar parties, with Spade mentioning a party hosted by Guio. They discuss the fashion choices of celebrities like Emma Stone and Timothy Chalamet, commenting on the trends and pressures surrounding body image.

Spade and Carvey critique the awards show format, suggesting it could be more engaging. They also reflect on the performances of hosts like Conan O'Brien and the overall atmosphere of the event.

The conversation shifts to humorous impressions and scenarios involving celebrities, including a comedic take on political figures at the Oscars. They also promote their upcoming project, "Bus Boys," discussing its comedic elements and themes.

Throughout the episode, the hosts maintain a lighthearted tone, sharing laughs and banter while commenting on the absurdities of the awards show and Hollywood culture.

TLDR

Dana Carvey and David Spade humorously discuss the Oscars, celebrity fashion, and their new project, "Bus Boys."

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I got to have the >> places everybody >> put that on yours. >> What did they just wait till it's a good
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one? I should have had my noise makers, Dana. >> Hey, man. You're live. And where's your
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noise maker? >> Do you want me to get them? >> Freak. >> Yeah. [snorts] You know what? Where are
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they? Upstairs. >> Your office. >> Office. Do you see any of them? >> We're on in 221.
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>> We're live right now, fool. >> No, we're not. Are we? >> Yeah, [laughter] we are.
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>> All this has been this has gone out. >> I thought he was going backwards.
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>> Literally, Putin is listening to this. >> They don't even know they're live.
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Spade is all in black again. >> Spades looking like a disaster. We went out late. I went to one of those Oscar
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parties and uh not much to report but I did see a few people from the Oscars. It's really like the name drop Olympics.
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So I will maybe spare people because it's literally just a party with everyone comes over from that.
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>> What's your Do you got a hot hot take? I mean we we promised we promised a hot
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take. It was in the by line. >> I went so on the week well I didn't I just went to Guio series party. That's
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probably the best one. and done. It's a little late. So, it's a little desperate
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and thirsty to go because it's late. But I went over there. I had my hair blow
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dried. >> Did it look as good as it does now? >> It looked a little slicker. This is me
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sleeping on my face for 9 hours. >> What? >> Well, uh, but I saw a lot of people like
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Jacob. You know who that is? Oh, the the Frankenstein guy and also the Weathering
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Heights guy. Talk about his favorite. The hottest guy in the world. >> And he was super tall, so he had that
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covered. >> What does this one do? >> Yeah, big stars. Big star alert.
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[laughter] Uh oh. Do yours. >> All right. Well, this >> People don't know how high-fi this is.
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>> Oh, that's someone if you don't like them. If they're not a big star. Well,
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this is more like if like say the start of our live podcast that's global right
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now if it [clears throat] ever starts maybe this is my review of the start. >> I know so far we've lost 1 million
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viewers >> because of our tepid takes. We promised tepid takes on the >> I've got hot takes. Here's a hot take.
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>> [ __ ] Yeah. Okay. there. It's so invogue for women and the pressure on women to
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be so slender that a lot of women's bodies were so slender that their heads look gigantic.
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>> Oh, lollipop disease. >> Lollipop Dies. Yeah, >> cuz they get a little of that. Yeah.
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>> Well, why do they have to show skin and have their panties on and dresses
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falling off and the men are just in a tuxedo from 1972? I thought the feminist movement accomplished something. No,
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it's celebrating bodies. Dana, you don't get it. >> I No, I'm I'm To each his own. I'm just
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saying. I'm just saying. I mean, you didn't see Conan in, you know, with a
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low cut thing. >> I would like to see him in a in a rhinestone thong. That was sort of on my
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wish list last night. >> How did you know? How did you hear about the rhinestone thong? Cuz that rumor
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does about [laughter] Conan >> cuz he wears him in regular life. >> Well, I'm not going to cosign that.
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>> No, listen to this. So, I thought I thought I'll tell you this. I thought
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Emma Stone looked great and I thought her dress I just read today it took 800 hours, Heather. I mean, are these fake
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numbers? 800. Who makes that number up? It just sounds like >> she looked gorgeous now.
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>> Great. She always looks great. >> That's >> And she's married to an SNL guy.
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>> Borderline tiein, >> right? That he was right. >> What part of SNL was he?
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>> I think he's a writer. I think he's a producer. Oh, okay. Well, that's that's
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a couple row and center. [laughter] >> Were they could they see could they see
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Timothy Shalomé? >> I know. Shamaladingong who I was about to say my first out takeake is he's
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starting to look like a lordy. Those two guys have a similar look. >> Well, once you go kind of Beatles 63
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curly forward. Oh, well. Yeah. A little bit little bit. >> Yeah. Split screen ruins it. Um, little
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mustache, messy kind of hair, moppy toffee, >> a shallow male and a and a Jord. What's
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his last name? >> Lordy. >> Lordy, I think. >> Oh, Lordy. [laughter]
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>> Yeah, that's what every girl says. That's what I say when I see him.
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[laughter] >> That will get old if it hasn't already. >> You owe me. But a Shalomé stepped in
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[ __ ] remember it was kind of a blown out of proportion story about ballet. >> No one cares about opera and ballet. I
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think that was he but he was talking to Matthew McCcon. He was kind of like pulling out those quotes, you know, rad.
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>> Yeah, I think just trying to be funny and [ __ ] like who cares. But it did sort
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of blow up because >> it is a rude thing to say. But the funniest part, I didn't know Misty
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Copelan from the ballet was there last night. I thought it would be fist to cuffs. I thought she would throw down.
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That would have made it a little more interesting. >> Yeah, you need you need fist fights in
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general mayhem to kind of trend. Okay, we have someone has said that Delroy Lindo was robbed. I do really like that
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guy. Was that what for best supporting actor for Sinners? >> Yeah, I I do like that guy. Who did win
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it? What do I got? A photographic memory. >> What was that supporting? That might
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have been Shawn Penn. >> Sean Penn also then that this person says Shan Penn doesn't deserve it. But
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>> Sean Penn was at ShJ in Santa Monica. Where was Sean Penn smoking? >> Sean the New York Times says he he was
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in Ukraine. >> [ __ ] He's on that Southwest flight again. God damn, that's a hike.
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>> Ah, I don't think it was Southwest, but he was, you know, I mean, he could have
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been he could have been right next to Timothy Shalamé. could have he could have hung out with like Justin Bieber. I
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mean, he could have he could have said hello to to Delroy Lindo. Instead, he's
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in uh Kiev, so he's the coolest. He wins, >> dude. Maybe he got tired of being called
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a burnt carrot or whatever [laughter] they called him last Nicki went into him. Yeah, cuz he's got that white hair
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now and he's just like this in the back. [snorts] But he's always like, I hope I
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don't win. I'm angry at the awards. I'm >> shouldn't be here.
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>> Yeah. and just someone who just has apparently no vanity. Like he's Hey,
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Sean. Uh, do you want to put some sunscreen on? I'm good, man. You know, [laughter] it's
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like he's the coolest because he doesn't care. >> I do sort of envy that cool [ __ ] they
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have. Bonichio is kind of like that, too. He doesn't give a fat [ __ ] >> They don't give a [ __ ] about these
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awards. >> But what's happening in Ukraine now? Is there a new Dave and Busters opening?
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What's going on over there? Because it feels like I don't see any Ukraine pins.
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I'm not in the know of what the latest is. >> Well, it's a little bit off the
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headlines. There's been another conflict nearby and you know, so Mhm. You heard?
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>> Yeah. Was there a lot of politics last night or not? Cuz I would kind of dip in
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and out even though I'm studying it. >> Politics. Oh, yeah. When are we going to host?
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Some viewer just said, "When are we hosting Dana?" That's a tough gig
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though, I have to say. >> No. And to to Conan, kudos to Conan, you know, he always comes prepared and he
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had a good time and he killed it. But you do see how, you know, you're working
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kind of a corporate date. It's not like a normal and Conan's working it out in
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clubs and stuff and it's just that the Oscars, so he's tagging things and
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keeping them engaged. What do you think's working? You'll like it later,
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you know. >> So he kept >> complicated, >> really alive. And then the cold opening
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was uh really inspired and worked great. >> I thought that was interesting. Yeah,
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one of these dudes I know did that. He said I did the cold opening and I directed it and then I didn't um I and
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then when I saw it I was like, "Oh yeah, it's actually very complicated." Because
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going into the movies like Billy Crystal, I always like that. That's one of the best things.
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>> Yeah, Billy did that a lot. And this is the in that spirit. >> And dressed. Is that Amy Madigan? Cuz I
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didn't see >> Amy Madigan and Conan actually. >> That's a hilarious look. Hilarious. cuz
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Conan can wear red hair matches his skin anyway. So he looked very funny. That was uh you know pre-taped pre-taped city
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and then he >> but the kids running and this then they got animated and K-pop.
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>> I thought that was clever. It was in the rearview mirror. It's probably hard to
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do all that. Then they run through. So that's a fake Conan running through >> I think so.
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>> And then he just pops up. Yeah. He can't turn it around that fast. >> Yeah.
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But they were excited to see him. And here, let me see if I can think of my jokes I liked.
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>> Let me see. Um, >> you've got to have a one joke. >> AI joke. I liked when he said, "I'll be
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I'm the last human host." It's all AI after this because it's going to
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YouTube. I like the YouTube commercials popping up. [laughter] That's what we're going to have in a
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minute. YouTube commercials, which I like. >> Yeah. And at the very end, if you stayed
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for the very end, Conan suddenly is in a short film with Jim Downey, our friend,
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the writer from SNL, >> our boss, >> and he says, "You're gonna be host for
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life." And takes him down this hallway, kind of like severance, into this nondescript office, and then Conan's
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just all relaxed. And then Poison Gas comes through and they put him in a crematorium. And then they say, "Next
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year it's going to be Mr. Beast." >> Yeah. Now Dana, you know if you saw the
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movies, which I >> actually didn't, but one battle that's another that's the end of one battle.
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>> So I won't say I won't say how it is, but when he >> when Downey walked in, I was like, "Oh,
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this is a good this is what he's going to do in office." >> Operating [snorts] on other levels.
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>> Yeah, it was a direct >> frame by frame of the end. But they could have gotten out early actually
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because the Oscars were over. Once Downey came in, I go, "Oh, this is a good idea. He's going to do take him
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into the office." But Downey, it's great to see if for everyone at home, when I
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got hired, he was part of the hiring process. He was my writer, head writer, so my direct boss, and I was always
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trying to impress him. Jim, did you read Good Gap Good Girls? And he's like,
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"Yeah. >> [laughter] >> He would always go in his office cuz everybody was hounding him.
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>> I know. He would lock himself in his office. >> Schneider would sleep out front.
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>> COME ON. COME ON. Open up. >> Making copies. Making copies. [laughter]
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>> Okay, here's another joke. Ted Sarandos is the first time he's been inside our
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theater. >> Yeah. And Ted really laughs. >> I like Ted laughing at that. Yeah. Well,
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you know, when he's doing a monologue and that [ __ ] camera comes and the guy sits there and goes like this, you
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go, "Oh, [ __ ] Am I in the monologue? Um, how am I gonna react?" I'd be like this.
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[laughter] I hate jokes about me. Here's another one. Oh, the F1 joke. Brad Pitt.
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>> They fig the plot of the movie is they figure out the way to win is to go
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faster. >> It was a nice one. >> That was funny. >> That was a nice one. [clears throat]
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>> Simple. He pretty much landed very consistently. >> Pedophile. Oh, I don't know. Maybe I
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didn't get it. >> Oh, >> we had a pedophile joke. >> A tough cell.
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>> That's a tough category. >> Tough category in general. >> Yeah. I mean, Carlin had a whole album
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on it, but that's a whole another >> time. Why can't I read anything I wrote?
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>> Oh, we did. Oh, I will say a tight trim if you must is a really [ __ ] lukewarm.
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>> You're editing the Oscars now. >> Yeah, 100%. Cuz it >> was only three and a half hours.
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>> It was 340 I think. >> Like the longest in history, right? It could have been.
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>> I mean, the first hour there was probably one big award. It was supporting or something. But when you
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get into which Farley and I were assigned is the if you're barely making the Oscars, which we were, it was short
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film and maybe animated something >> or animated shorts. I mean, honestly,
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they should either do it, this sounds rude, do it like the Emmys where they do it the night before
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>> and do some of these categories to whip it into a two and a half hour show.
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more time maybe even for the speeches, but if that's what people like best. But
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man, those some of those categories. >> Yeah, they were just so specific. They
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had best focus movie. Best in focus movie people on stage. >> Oh, the best movie that stayed in focus.
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>> Yeah. And there was like I didn't even know it was a new category and they
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showed up and it was like regular focus and then extra extra and they got the award and there was 20 people on the
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stage and their moms came up and that was about a 15-minute segment, you know. So
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>> yeah, I did like when she said all the women stand up even though they didn't
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really show a good shot of the front of like all the girls standing up. Were you
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there? Did you hear that? >> I Yeah. The the thing that went to my brain, maybe I'm from another era, but I
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said, "Could would would could a dude could a guy say all the men stand up?"
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[laughter] >> And then would you stand up? >> Just the men stand up. Yeah. [laughter]
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>> Well, I would stand up and they go, "You count for two with all your alpha
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males." >> Oh my god. All that alphaness and testosterone. >> I'll just Yeah. DHT. You name it.
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>> If I host, I'm going to say, "All the men stand up and now flex."
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>> Yeah. All the men stand up [clears throat] and now and now take your pants off and your shirts and your
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suits off >> and drop for 10. >> By the way, Channing Tatum looked like
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he was melting. Am I crazy? When he was up there, >> it was hot up there. >> Maybe that's a rude
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>> comment. I like Channon Tatum, but um >> No, there was a lot of moisture on
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people. >> Something was going on. >> Yeah. >> Okay. What else can I tell you?
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>> Um I can't read my own writing. >> Well, >> take them more. Oh, when they take a
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movie and turn it scary. I think that's a good trick in a movie. Like if we ever
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did a grown-ups and it's all like fun and games and then there's like a murder
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>> and then we're like running and we're trying we're stuck somewhere on like at
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the lake house. That's always kind of cool that you're taking I think that's
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was that what weapons was or that what sinners was where you don't know where
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it's going? >> Yeah. Yeah. It doesn't start out as dark as it gets and then with weapons it's
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sort of lightly weird comedy throughout, >> you know, but just on the edge. I mean,
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basically I thought the only light movie kind of was F1. I mean, allow were kind of dark. And I talked to Brad
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Pitt about that last night and I said, "Next time you make F1, have something
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kind of dark happen." And he said, "That's a good plan. I go, "Thanks, Brad."
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>> Cliff Booth will be there. You think he'll be up next year for Cliff Booth?
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Spin-off of Once Upon a Time. >> What' that guy say to you, Spade about
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>> I like when he tells Bruce Lee? Well, you're not fighting tough guys.
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Then he has to beat his ass. >> I think you're to Bruce Lee. I think you're a little man with a big mouth and
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you would be nothing but a stain on Cashious Clay's trunks. Hey, how about we have a little fight?
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>> Oh, yeah. >> Best out of two. nothing to the face. Who first gets put on their butt. That's
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a great plan, Kato. And he takes off air piece. So, that movie wasn't nominated
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this year, but that's that's that's a masterpiece. But let's give a little
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love to Paul Thomas Anderson for >> because he'd never won before and I
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looked at it. Magnolia, there Will Be Blood, Phantom Thread. >> He didn't win for There Will Be Blood.
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>> Nope. Nominations up the [ __ ] [ __ ] >> He won. and he had a great tuxedo. He's
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very um he comes across, you know, kind of uh humble and sort of shy, you know, and uh and he makes these kind of
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intense movies. >> I wonder how tough he is on set. You know what I mean? A lot of these
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directors are [ __ ] tough, but he whipped out a good uh performance. I saw the female lead, Infinity Chase. I
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saw her out somewhere. >> Mhm. >> Stunner. >> Well, yeah. Yeah. I mean, every anyone
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can have a a temper. I think when um >> Oh, I've got one. >> I think when uh Michael B. Jordan won,
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they cut away to Conan because I think um Paul Thomas Sanderson grabbed him, tried to hold him from going on the
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stage cuz he thought Leonardo DiCaprio should have won and then they escorted him out. You know, I like people that
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don't know what part of this is true. Anna Wintor came out. And I knew you were excited about that, but I felt like
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maybe no one outside that building knew her. But, you know, in the general public,
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she looked like she looked like she had my wig on from the bench warmer sequel, which we haven't done yet.
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>> Well, it's the coolest haircut in a sense that this is Anna Win tour, our
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tower [laughter] fashion that it just covers all the way like this. It's like she's in a a little
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tiny cave and you know, you see her eyes. [laughter] It's like >> like the woman in the Incredibles with
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the black hair. Yes. And Anne Hathaway looked great. First of all, I guess Anna, if she comes out, the idea came
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out to the song Vogue, funny gave her jokes. Um, I think she had two jokes. They both seemed to work in my
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sophisticated ears. >> Mhm. >> And Anne Hathaway looked great again.
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>> Yeah, it's it was a good hang. It was a good hang. >> Yeah. And in the in memoriam, it sounds
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rude, but is anyone alive still? That was probably 22 minutes. It's uh it kept going and then people
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are talking. I'm like, is it a new category? It's like best dead person.
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I'm like, this is then Barbara Stryand came and I go, is this an award for music? Nope.
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>> When I first met Bob on the set, I'm like, okay. Well, you know, my my
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admiration for Robin Redford and his career, but I I'd wish they'd shown his
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films, you know, behind him, you know, just because I don't think people remember all the President's Men or
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Three Days of the Condor, Butch Casting, Sundance Kid or or The Way We Were and The Natural.
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>> Sound old the natural. Uh when we say that is a to me old school movie star
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didn't know much about him see him in the movies stud great looking good actor
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>> and he's not on TikTok every day >> you didn't see movie stars except maybe
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at the Oscars maybe and that was it you just didn't see him so they were like
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aliens >> okay let's read a few comments >> interact more >> we have comments
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>> supposed to interact with this let's see what they're saying >> if you know what a live stream is you're
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supposed to interact interact more with them. >> We got to interact with our
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>> Well, this is >> this is this is the first live stream I've ever done and so I'm willing to
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take instruction. [laughter] >> Yeah. Turn it over here. Let me see. This is how we do
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>> Aiden Ross thing. Hang on. Okay. I didn't know the Oscars were yesterday.
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How is that helping us? Um, River runs through it. That was Brad Pitt and Robert Redford, right?
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>> Yeah. Another one. Yeah. Directed by Robert Redford. >> Are you reading this? The great Waldo
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Pepper. And hi, David. Yeah, they should have highlighted. I didn't know Redford was
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this year. I guess he has to be. >> Okay, here's some good. >> Yes.
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>> Oh. Oh, what about Nor McDonald? Oh, Nor McDonald brought out [laughter]
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two feathers to discuss. My hair is a Oscar worthy and uh as heard the last two episodes of
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Caphobe, they talk about Dicky Roberts and Tommy Boy back toback. No. And we're
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also rocking salon quality hair. Am I wrong? [laughter] Uh well, define salon cuz I I was not at a
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salon. This is all me. >> Do you remember when I did my first commercial parody? No, Chiahead was my
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first one, but >> that was the first one I wrote. Remember Chia Head? And then they really made it.
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And then there was one called Salon because it was based on Vadal Sassoon Salon Finish, Salon Shine.
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>> And it was just about if you say the word salon enough, it makes your hair
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better. It was so [ __ ] dumb. And then they never reran it. And I was so livid.
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>> I did one too. It was some kind of hair weird commercial parody with Phil.
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>> Yeah, those are good ones for the show. It's a lot of jeans. We had Bad Idea
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Jeans, which I loved. Three-legged jeans, >> then they did mom jeans. >> Jeans is a funny one.
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>> Okay, here. Someone says that Sinners should have won. >> Sinners could have won.
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>> This movie. Yeah. >> Best director. One battle after another was overrated.
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>> H. >> Whoa. Shots [ __ ] fire. >> Wow. >> I was thinking maybe Sinners would have
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won. So, well, >> it's maybe a coin toss at that point. >> And again, I'm I just I'm always looking
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for a sorry, senior alert. I'm looking for a master and commander, you know, a
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epic historical epic with Russell Crowe, Twice, Twice ships. Uh, I'm looking for,
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you know, >> was Master and Commander good. >> Incredible movie. >> I love it.
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>> Oh, good. You don't get it. ships in the 19th century trying to outdo each other
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in a second. >> Oh, who's the top three Oscar host of all time? This is us engaging.
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>> Okay. Top three off top my head. Well, we got to have Conan. He's our buddy and
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he's great. He's, you know, um he's done twice. Well, what are you going to throw
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Don't throw Con under the >> No, I'm not. I'm just I just wanted to
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be an point counterpoint. I have to rough you up a little bit. I would say Billy Crystal because he was so good for
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so long >> and he did it so long and I was there I was there sitting right next to Tom Cruz
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when he came out as Hannibal Lecter. They rolled into the Yeah. Um >> that was smart. That was a good
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>> So he did it like eight times. Conan is only two right now. >> Um was Carson in the 70s kind of or Bob
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Hope you know Bob Hope >> in the old timey days. God, we're going back out.
00:23:00
>> Did it a lot. But I think I kind of think that Billy Crystal >> introduced that kind of level of
00:23:06
entertainment. Like he puts himself in movies and it was like much more of a big production. He came out on a horse,
00:23:13
you know. >> Yeah. >> I think Billy Crystal >> Well, I do like I think Chris Rock did
00:23:18
it. I like him. I like uh Steve Martin. >> Steve Martin. >> Did he do it with Martin Short?
00:23:23
>> Um he did it with Alec Baldwin, I believe. >> Oh, really? Can't believe my memory.
00:23:29
>> I can't picture him not doing without with without Martin Short. >> I know. So, yeah, those guys. I guess
00:23:34
your mind goes that who did it the most times, you know? >> Yeah. >> Um,
00:23:39
>> is it not Conan next year because of YouTube or is it undecided? >> Um,
00:23:46
I think it's undecided. I'm >> Mr. Beast. [laughter] [gasps] Well, he's he's got two billion
00:23:52
YouTube followers, so it might be financially a good thing. [laughter] >> But I think that Conan is on a roll. It
00:24:00
seems like he owns it right now, and he should do it. >> Maybe that >> Let's do buzzing around.
00:24:06
>> And then we could >> And so, and then I have something for you after that.
00:24:09
>> Okay. Where's my buzzing around? >> Right there. >> This is I like how people go, "Oh, it's
00:24:15
not as smooth as normal." No, this is exactly how shitty it is. We try not to
00:24:20
plan it. >> We don't cut anything when we do it because we're just screwing off. Okay,
00:24:23
Dana, we got to get you ready because >> Mhm. >> Hang on. Here we go.
00:24:28
>> What do you What do you got? >> We got It's time for buzzing around
00:24:33
buzzing around. >> That That's not getting old yet, but it it will. Where's my other one that goes?
00:24:40
[laughter] Couldn't find it. >> That's the classic. >> Okay, I'm going to give you a scenario.
00:24:46
Ready? Okay, give me a scenario. >> No, let me read it. Okay. Okay. This is buzzing. [laughter] I'm
00:24:55
the [ __ ] worst. Here we go. Okay. It's time for Buzzing Around. Sponsored by Five Energy. Could have used that
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online at www.5hourenergy.com or Amazon. And now Dana does a madeup scenario with impressions.
00:25:34
So, are you driving? Are you at the Oscars? What is your scenario? Oh, well I >> Let's just put them uh watching the
00:25:43
Oscars or something. I don't know. >> Great. Now, what do you want to do?
00:25:47
>> Is there a Trump in there? Is there a Biden? Is there a >> But they they'd be good.
00:25:52
>> Patrick Stewart. >> Patrick Stewart's not in in demand, but I would love to. I mean, I'm a huge Star
00:25:57
Trek NextG fan, so >> Okay. Captain Bquard. Yeah. >> Okay. >> I'll let you decide. You're the
00:26:05
>> Okay. All right. >> Master and commander of this bit. >> Okay. [laughter]
00:26:09
It's going to be messy, folks. >> Sure. >> Okay. Uh, let's see. I'll put I'll start it
00:26:16
with Paul. Oh, look. Conan's on there. He's very tall. You know, >> this is Paul McCartney.
00:26:21
>> There you go. [laughter] Thanks, >> Timothy. You know, I'm going to go to
00:26:26
the opera. I thought you might want to go. You know, they're on the toes and
00:26:30
they twirl around. You know, it's better than you think, you know. Yeah. Hey,
00:26:35
this is Timothy Shalomé. I'd like to do that, man. I'd love to do that with you,
00:26:40
dude. [laughter] >> Pause. >> Pause. Go ahead. >> What you enjoying the show, uh,
00:26:47
President Trump >> and former President Biden. Are you both enjoying it? [laughter]
00:26:54
>> We're enjoying it. It's the Oscars. The Oscars doesn't get any bigger.
00:26:58
>> I could be nominated. I could do a lot, you know, but the gas prices are coming
00:27:02
down. They're coming down. They're coming down sooner than you would believe, right?
00:27:08
>> Joe Biden, >> come on. >> Come on. How lower gas prices anybody's
00:27:15
had. Get your facts straight, Jack. My gas prices was lower than yours any day of the week. Yeah. And guess what? And
00:27:24
by the way, the fact of the matter is my gas prices was lower than yours. Your gas prices were high, Joe. They were
00:27:32
high. Everybody knows they were high. They were very high. A lot higher than mine. And I'm going to get them down.
00:27:38
I'm going to get my gas prices down. You're going to get a billion gallons
00:27:41
for 38 cents. You heard me. A billion gallons. A liar. That's You can't make
00:27:47
me do that. What do you think? George W. Bush. >> George Bush. [laughter] >> You guys talk funny.
00:27:59
>> That's 43. [laughter] That's George Push Jr. >> He's 43, isn't he?
00:28:05
>> Is he? Or Yeah, he's 43. Hey, hey, hey. Uh, Patrick Stewart or Cap Mard, how you
00:28:10
doing? >> Here we go. [clears throat] >> Make it show number one. >> Captain Captain James Bond. [laughter]
00:28:20
>> Is that They're both Scottish. Good one. Yeah. Uh, [laughter] uh, Mr. Leforge.
00:28:26
Mr. Lefor. Who the hell's Mr. Leforge? Mr. for she's in the He's in the room.
00:28:32
He's like Scotty. He takes care of the engines, right, Joe? Yeah. He takes care
00:28:36
of all the engines. It's just better than anyone's ever done it. I'm not
00:28:40
getting around here. Come on. And >> and sing. [laughter] >> The only thing I'll add is when they
00:28:47
come into Star Trek, they go, they open the doors. [laughter] >> Yeah. Okay.
00:28:53
>> Make a show. Make a show. >> Folks, that was buzzing around. I think the comments are there's they're
00:29:00
giving us a few easy trims out of that. Uh sponsored by 5Hour Energies Fruity Rainbow Flavor. Treat yourself to a
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>> online at www5ry.com or Amazon. And we will take a quick break and come right back.
00:29:22
>> Yes. I just have to tell you, Dana, there's something I'm excited about.
00:29:27
>> Now, you remember we talked about Jury Duty, the show. >> Oh, yeah.
00:29:32
>> Season one. Yeah. >> Yeah. >> And that one I saw it on TikTok
00:29:37
>> and then it was kind of a word of mouth thing. It it blew up. It was funny
00:29:42
>> and uh it actually all pulled together, which I was shocked they pulled that
00:29:45
thing together. >> Uh and I was like, I will they do it again and they did. And cool. I think
00:29:53
that's very cool. >> It was set in the courtroom the first time and uh
00:29:58
>> this is going to be a company retreat. >> H Yeah. >> Yeah. Jury Duty presents company
00:30:03
retreat. It takes this groundbreaking social experiment out of the courthouse. Stay with me, Dana.
00:30:09
>> I got it. >> And drops it into the most relatable setting ever, the company corporate
00:30:14
retreat. And if you've ever survived that awkward team building exercises or
00:30:18
a trust fall with co-workers, you you know the vibe. >> Yeah. I mean, this is an inspired idea,
00:30:25
I got to say, after jury duty to put it in a company retreat. This season follows Anthony, a real temp hired by
00:30:32
Rocking Grandma's Hot Sauce for their annual retreat >> right there. They should figure it out.
00:30:37
Rocking Grandma's Hot Sauce. >> Yeah, I know. [laughter] Except he has no idea the entire thing
00:30:43
is staged around him. It's a workplace comedy meets hidden camera and uh it's unpredictable. It's
00:30:50
authentic. It's so full of heart. The stakes are higher. The laughs are bigger. And it still celebrates the
00:30:57
goodness in people. And here's the wild part. Rock and grandma's hot sauce.
00:31:01
They're actually making it. >> Okay. >> And the flavors will be available on
00:31:06
Amazon. >> Oh my god. I wonder if they started that first or if they they just made up that
00:31:11
name and then it sounded funny. But it's going to get a lot of attention. But you know this thing
00:31:17
>> I'm kind of glad they didn't do it in the courtroom again cuz someone would
00:31:20
figure that out. I would think >> Oh, I don't think they could do it in
00:31:23
the courtroom. I think that company retreat is uh the next best one. Yeah, >> it's hard to think of where to do it,
00:31:29
but they did a good job. So looking forward to that. >> Me too. Streaming on Prime Video March
00:31:35
20th. >> Was that Back to Us? Oh, I was going to do a costume change. Wow, that was like
00:31:44
that was amazing. That that was a seven minute commercial. I [laughter] did I did nine minutes of the characters
00:31:49
talking and then we did a seven minute [laughter] commercial. That's half the
00:31:52
podcast and we're supposed to engage with fans. We're live to [clears throat]
00:31:58
>> Biden and Trump were still talking during that commercial. [laughter] >> Joe, hey. Uh let's do um they asked if
00:32:06
you could do >> the earthquake Japanese >> coming to the Oscars. Oh, wait. What is
00:32:12
he doing? >> We'd be watching the Oscars. Oh, >> okay. Dana, if there was an earthquake
00:32:18
in Japan during the Oscars. >> Yeah. This is a Japanese man in an earthquake and he's talking to his
00:32:23
friend and they're talking about the Oscars. >> Okay, here we go. [laughter]
00:32:33
>> He's having a good time. [ __ ] Something's going on. [screaming]
00:32:58
TO GO. [screaming] [groaning] [laughter] >> It's over that fast. That was good.
00:33:13
>> Well, I was hoping >> he's okay now, though, right? >> He's okay.
00:33:21
>> Oh, [laughter] he went off. What an idiot. You're off screen. Something happened.
00:33:29
>> I don't know. Now it's just you on the screen. >> Yeah, the way I planned it. Woo. I gota
00:33:35
this box over here. [laughter] >> I got to go in this box. >> You guys got me excited.
00:33:40
>> Oh no. The millions of people online are freaking out. They're like, "Oh my god,
00:33:44
everything went haywear." >> I know. Well, >> they don't have to get off yet. We're
00:33:48
still talking, right? >> Oh, I'll tell them. They're asking about the Bus Boys trailer drop today.
00:33:54
>> Mhm. Woo! Bus Boys trailer. Dan, I got to get you to watch it. I'll send it to
00:33:58
you. >> Okay. I'm just going to be off. >> Yeah. Are you going to figure out how to
00:34:03
get back on? I'll just keep venting. >> I wouldn't know how to get back on
00:34:05
without >> And what did he do? What happened? I don't know. Live tech problem.
00:34:11
>> This thing fell down and then it went up and I was I disappeared. >> Was it a real earthquake?
00:34:17
>> Yeah, it was. And it was a real uh Japanese person. Oh, I have to go out
00:34:21
and come back. Okay. >> Yeah. I have to leave your house. be incredibly entertaining. Okay.
00:34:27
>> Okay. I'll tell about the bus boys. So, we just put the trailer up. Now, people
00:34:31
are asking about that. Okay. We put the trailer up. Bus Boys comes out in theaters. So, you can go buy a ticket
00:34:37
now if you go to Bus Boys movie. That's the uh website.com. Bus Boys movie. We're in some theaters. Um we posted the
00:34:47
trailer this morning and now we're already filling up the theaters. So, I love it. So, if you want to go buy a
00:34:52
ticket, go to Buzz Boys Movie and uh watch the trailer. And it's a little R-rated and offensive,
00:34:59
but sometimes that's the way we like it, right? >> Okay, I'm back.
00:35:03
>> Oh, good. How's my commercial? >> Oh, I I lean in. >> I was talking about it, but um we'll
00:35:10
make you watch the trailer and then >> I got excited and then the for people
00:35:15
were worried. Japanese man is perfectly fine. >> Everything's fine. We listen. When you
00:35:20
do bits like this and you make a hilarious omelette, you break some eggs. >> Yeah, exactly.
00:35:26
>> You pulled out your Wi-Fi, your Fiji cord, your zip check, >> your module,
00:35:32
>> your squazo flazel. >> You're actually No one No one would believe this. You're smarter than me.
00:35:37
And you also know more about this tech than I do. I have Heather, thank God. I don't know how to do any of this. Well,
00:35:42
it's cuz I don't have um someone right next to me helping me. So, I'm not like
00:35:47
crippled by just always being [laughter] helped. So, I had to figure it out. I'm
00:35:52
my own tech person. Don't be >> Take that part out. Take it out. What he
00:35:57
said. It's too mean. >> Well, look at all those movie stars in the audience. How many of them have
00:36:02
people helping them with tech issues? Or is, you know, Shalom. >> I can't get this.
00:36:08
>> I'm sorry, Kardashian girlfriend. I can't get the Wi-Fi working.
00:36:13
>> I like Shalomé. I like his pingpong movie. Oh, I saw Mr. Wonderful. You know
00:36:18
what he was wearing? >> Heather will love this. He's wearing You might not know this, but he bought
00:36:25
he invested in uh trading cards, right? So, I think he bought a Kobe LeBron or a Kobe Jordan sign card.
00:36:33
>> Yeah. >> And he had it around his neck. >> That's what he was wearing.
00:36:36
>> That $10 million card. >> Oh, really? They're horrified. >> Hilarious. I go I wouldn't wear it. You
00:36:42
know how fast someone ripped that off your neck? >> He needs to go away. >> It's cool. [laughter]
00:36:47
>> I like that expression. He needs to go away. >> Says he needs to go.
00:36:52
>> That's a great way great way to look at everything. >> Uh I ran into uh Travis and Taylor
00:37:00
last night. >> They were there at the part party. >> Oh, Sydney Sweeney does her own tech.
00:37:05
These [ __ ] comments, don't read them anymore. Oh, cuz she's >> I don't want to hear that she's from
00:37:10
>> cuz she's from Spokane, Idaho. She's a mountain girl boy. I Man, whatever.
00:37:17
>> Speaking of which, you know who looked great last night? Zenaia. >> Thank you. Thank you.
00:37:21
>> Wasn't she a stunner? >> She Yeah, she looked cool. Let me see
00:37:26
who else looked >> to me more. I will say >> to me more. I loved that she had kind of
00:37:30
this camouflage plants, right? So, it's like she was looking over some plants. Yeah, I
00:37:37
thought it was cool. She >> just had a big bush, [clears throat] >> you know. I will say that.
00:37:42
>> I know. I got to say, >> I liked uh Demi Moore's outfit the best.
00:37:47
>> Not not saying Demi Moore, but if they change the name next year to the Ompic
00:37:51
Olympics, it might have the same effect because I I've heard men and women are
00:37:57
just micro doing Oz and it's just like a new thing to they're like, I just want
00:38:03
to lose a couple pounds. I just want to lose a little bit of muscle, bone, and tissue.
00:38:08
>> It's [laughter] It's getting in my way. >> It's in the peptide family. And there's
00:38:14
18 new peptides coming out because Robert Kennedy Jr. wanted to release them. >> These are things they'll take your brain
00:38:23
younger. If you have an injury, you and you it'll heal you. And >> Jack me up.
00:38:29
>> Uh up or off? No. Go ahead. >> [laughter] >> Dana. Why? >> Dana Michael Carvey.
00:38:38
>> I was channeling David Phineas Spade >> and your sister is a great musician.
00:38:46
Phineas. >> Kate Spade. Oh, >> no. Not Kate Spade. You know, you know.
00:38:51
>> Oh, I was Billy Isish in that scenario. >> My mother's name was Billy. Good night.
00:38:57
Mhm. What other big headlines are going on? Peptides are all the rage. Everyone's
00:39:04
taking Ozempic for their brain and every other thing. >> In summary, >> well, I think the trend is this. Okay.
00:39:10
>> Yes. >> So, we got AI taking all the jobs. All right. We got OMIs, GLPs, and peptides
00:39:19
making everybody rail thin. So, it's going to be a bunch of incredibly skinny
00:39:24
people with no job just wandering around and being so so lost they don't they
00:39:29
lose language. They'll just be ON THE BEACH LIKE >> YEAH. >> They lose [laughter] muscle, fat, and
00:39:36
language. >> Yeah. >> And skills. [screaming] [groaning] >> I know people that are huffing. You
00:39:42
remember people used to huff paint. >> Huff paint. >> Now they're doing poppers and and not
00:39:48
It's not helium. What is it? >> I'm closing with these. >> You know what I'm talking about.
00:39:53
>> Yeah. That's >> I forgot the name. >> They're not Yeah, they're ripping
00:39:58
sniffers. [laughter] I sound like a cop in the they're ripping sniffers. Are you on blackies?
00:40:05
Yellow jackets, bing bongs, pop-tarts, uppers, downers, greenies, >> beanies. Do sunglasses make the cool
00:40:12
factor go off? >> You look cool. I look cool in that commercial. [panting] You look like Sean
00:40:16
Penn. >> Yeah. [laughter] Oh, wait. Here we are. Indian man. Cuz well, let's break the Let's break the
00:40:25
worldwide web. Indian man in an earthquake. Oh boy. >> Yelling at the elas.
00:40:37
Whatever. [screaming] >> All right. What are you reading a comment that I'm canceled?
00:40:47
>> You know, I'm reading people asking questions. Are those people? >> I can't see any.
00:40:53
>> Are those people? >> Okay. says Dana yelling at yelling out for chips.
00:41:01
You >> mean the motorcycle TV show? >> If Sean Penn can go to Ukraine, you can
00:41:06
make another Joer movie. >> Earthquakes are everywhere today. You know what's funny? This is a new thing.
00:41:11
Thank you, Heather. That's good. You don't have to break your arms. She's
00:41:14
trying to show me in our >> right [laughter] >> most [ __ ] Oh, she's been sending
00:41:19
messages. Yeah. When people say I've heard people cuz in the news about drones or attacks, they're like,
00:41:27
>> "Yeah, >> people sort of get cocky and they go, I work at Zara and it's such an American
00:41:32
company. I feel like we might get bombed." And I'm like, "I think you're
00:41:35
okay." You know, people think that their thing is so like such a huge target.
00:41:40
>> Like a target. Yeah. >> Yeah. It might be like a port or it might be a bridge, but you go I don't
00:41:45
know if it's going to Zara, [laughter] but I mean the Oscars, I could see why
00:41:50
they'd have extra security because it would be such a great [ __ ] you to if we
00:41:55
lost, you know, the the most important people in the world, celebrities, [laughter]
00:42:01
but it would be like a very American thing like a Super Bowl. That would be if if just aliens came down and all
00:42:08
those people were taken to another planet in that room. How long would it take to bring new actors? And if
00:42:16
everyone that moved room just disappeared. Now what? >> Yeah. How long would it take? And I'm
00:42:20
asking I'm asking the the uh people out there, how long would it take to uh replace all that talent in America? How
00:42:28
many people are waiting in the wings? It would up the chances for Bus Boys to win best movie next year.
00:42:36
>> What if Bus Boys still didn't get in after all those people disappear?
00:42:40
>> What? What? Look, I'll take Look, you could bet on anything. Poly Market. I'm
00:42:44
I'm going to say right now, >> yeah, >> that David Spade is going to get
00:42:49
nominated for an Oscar for his work in Bus Boys. >> For my rat tail wig in Bus Boys.
00:42:54
>> Yeah. >> I'm going to show you the trailer after this and we're going to sit in a room.
00:42:58
I'm going to drive out there and show it to you on my Instagram and then it's in
00:43:02
probably 50 100 theaters. So, >> we should show it at the end of this. >> Oh, I should show it.
00:43:06
>> You know, we'll show it. >> I don't know if we can show it here. We
00:43:09
can show it when it goes on when we post it. >> All these rules of what you can show.
00:43:14
It's >> Well, I don't know if I know how to do it. That's how stupid I You can go right
00:43:17
now to busmovie.com and watch the trailer or my Instagram and then >> Bus Boys Instagram.
00:43:24
>> Yeah, it's bus boy movie though, right? >> Can you see it on YouTube?
00:43:28
Yeah, I think so. Oh, no. Yeah, >> sure. >> Sure. >> Jeez. >> Bus Boys movie is the website Heather's
00:43:37
looking at right now. >> Is this movie being hidden from the public or something?
00:43:40
>> I know. I don't know. We We honestly don't know what we're doing.
00:43:42
>> It's on YouTube. >> We put our poster up. It got like millions of hits. Okay, you just go to
00:43:46
YouTube. Oh, Bus Boys official trailer. >> Okay, good. >> Okay, great. Oh, that's on Oh, it's on
00:43:56
Theo's. Yeah. I go on Theo's um thing. >> YouTube channel. >> Theo's YouTube channel.
00:44:03
>> Yeah. >> Okay. >> Okay. Good. You'll see my rat tail. All
00:44:06
right. So, go to that and then uh we're almost done here, right, Daniel? What do
00:44:10
you want to talk about? Anything else? >> I think so. I'm just excited about Buzz
00:44:13
Boys. Millions of views for the trailer. >> Millions of people saw the poster and
00:44:17
now 85,000 people shared it on the Instagram. That's a lot for my >> I don't want to jinx it, but I'll just
00:44:26
say this. When's the last time there was a a really really kind of big well like a silly comedy?
00:44:35
Like just a just a com It's like a '9s movie in a sense, like just trying to be
00:44:41
funny. Or does it have any lesson in it? >> The lesson is I mean we're buddies in
00:44:48
it. Um, it's just a buddy comedy. We're bus boys. We We're kind of losers. Sort
00:44:56
of typical. We work in sewage. And uh, >> lovable losers go on an adventure.
00:45:01
>> Theo was hit by a car at a young age, so he's kind of off. >> A little off.
00:45:06
>> And then at the end, I I don't want to give it away, but this is my guess is at
00:45:10
the end, >> they're offered waiter jobs, and they become waiters, and they're super happy.
00:45:16
>> You didn't read the script already, did you? I I wrote the script. >> That's funny. You think that? That's
00:45:22
funny. >> Well, when you're a bus boy, you want to become a waiter because that's where the
00:45:26
money is. >> And I was a bus boy. I don't make movies about it. I was >> And my girlfriend leaves me for a
00:45:32
waiter. >> And I'm like, we got to just be bus boys for a couple days, then we'll be
00:45:36
waiters. It's so easy. And then we just It's harder than we thought. >> Okay. So, I'm guessing the plot.
00:45:43
>> No. And then it's so many twists and turns, Dana. This movie is like
00:45:46
Inception. This movie is like um you know Avatar that so many >> do and any time during the movie are you
00:45:56
cradling Theo's head and you and you're slapping his face going they're on their
00:46:01
way dude just just just hang in Buzz. >> Hold in there. Don't go to sleep.
00:46:05
>> Yeah. >> That's about 20 minutes of the movie in the middle. >> Do you ever scream at him at Theo and
00:46:11
point at him and and you're out in a desert alone. You scream at him, plant your foot, and go, "DON'T YOU QUIT ON
00:46:17
ME." >> EDDIE, >> YEAH. I go, "Don't you quit on me." And
00:46:23
then I go, "Uh, actually, we do all the most difficult things, but it's R-rated,
00:46:28
so >> that's very enticing to >> Rated." >> Yeah, it's slightly offensive, but not
00:46:36
really. But, you know, it's sort of like old school when you grew up and you go
00:46:38
to the theater with your stupid friends and watch a movie. It's a small budget,
00:46:43
so don't look for big fireworks. >> Funny doesn't cost money. People spend
00:46:49
so much money on comedy movies, and you can make an incredible laugh for like a nickel. Fools. Okay. What's that?
00:46:57
>> Cordinually I'll read this, David. >> If someone had to pay a nickel for this
00:47:02
show, they wouldn't. That's the funniest part. They go, I love your podcast.
00:47:05
Would you pay a nickel for it? No. You're cordially invited on Prime was to [snorts] was so awesome.
00:47:13
>> What are you What's that? >> Well, it's Was that something we did? Do
00:47:17
you read that, Heather? What does that mean? >> You know, someone just was telling you
00:47:20
R-rated movies are back. Yeah, let's do it. >> Oh, Ricky Stanicki. They liked I Oh,
00:47:24
Santino was in that >> and I just golfed with Santino. >> They were just making a point.
00:47:29
>> Yeah, Rated movies are fun. I think if it was on a streamer, great. If it's in
00:47:32
theaters, great. This one's in the theaters for now and then it'll go to
00:47:37
video number. >> Well, eventually everything sits on the metaphorical library shelf like every
00:47:42
you'll be able to >> you'll be right next to Gone with the Wind. Yeah.
00:47:47
>> What? >> Oh. Oh, that one. >> Well, what about Neil? Was he at the
00:47:51
Oscars? Is that the question? >> Oh, yeah. People >> Oh, yeah. Was Nean at the Oscars? I
00:47:55
>> think so. He was part of a documentary that got nominated. I don't know if his
00:47:59
documentary won. Yeah, Nean was there for reals. You see all the documentary people screaming in the back every time
00:48:05
they mention documentary. That was a good they did that >> because it really got attention.
00:48:09
>> Yeah, Conan threw him. >> Jimmy Kimmel accidentally was there. He
00:48:13
wasn't the host. He shouldn't have been there. >> There was a big mess up.
00:48:18
>> Yeah, they should have told him ahead of time and then they gave him that little
00:48:21
segment. I mean, it's that's that's just bad form. >> And they were he was like everyone's
00:48:25
like, "Dude, you're not hosting. Uh, why are you here, Ra?" [laughter]
00:48:31
>> All right. Anybody else good at the parties? No, it was just everyone from
00:48:35
the Oscars. But I swear to The whole point was to talk to Chris Rock about something for the summer. I He never
00:48:41
showed up. And then I saw Nikki Glazer, of course, my buddy from uh the Caesar shows, and she came when I left. I'm
00:48:50
such a colossal puss. I stayed up all the way till 12. Heather's baffled. I stayed at this thing till 12:00.
00:48:57
>> Must been a hell of a party to get >> It was just getting going. I felt like I
00:49:02
was in some weird freakoff, but it was really just every, [clears throat] you know, guy was serious. Great party. It's
00:49:09
super fun. I took a picture in the picture room. Thirsty. And then uh they bring you back. Hey, we'll get a picture
00:49:17
for I don't know what. I don't think they really >> Hey guys, one more guys. Okay.
00:49:20
>> Hey guys, real quick. That's you at the SNL 50th. You're like, >> no magazine.
00:49:29
Me and Bill her and Dan Akroyd skipped that little shin dick. >> No, the [ __ ] New York Magazine photo
00:49:36
shoot. >> Oh, that one where I was with Molly Shannon, my best friend. >> Yeah.
00:49:40
>> And I was I stole this jean jacket from that shoot. That's all I >> Yes. And Marcelo is mad at you and
00:49:45
quickly Marcelo did do Sebastian again. And then Sebastian was there last night,
00:49:49
too. I should have asked him, but >> it was funny. >> It was. And Harry Styles then does
00:49:54
Sebastian. And the way he did it was really funny cuz you don't expect it. didn't see that part.
00:49:59
>> He was playing very kind of shy, straight guy in some of the other sketches and then in that one he got to
00:50:03
unload it and it was actually >> Oh, did he get into it? >> Made me laugh really hard.
00:50:07
>> Oh, that's a funny idea. >> And of course, Marcelo is in the pocket.
00:50:10
He did he did another 4 foot vertical leap over [laughter] somebody. I mean, his physicality, you know, is amazing. I
00:50:18
mean, >> yeah. >> Yeah. >> All right, we'll wrap up and then uh
00:50:22
>> thanks for um coming on. We're going to start our regular podcasts in 5 minutes
00:50:26
and that will >> Thanks everybody. This was a good test run. This will never air. No one will
00:50:30
ever see it. >> We understand now. It's supposed to be interactive and we we want to see your
00:50:35
what you're saying. We couldn't really We'll figure that out. >> Have to get a zip drive cord.
00:50:40
>> Okay. People say bye-bye. >> Very Don Felder. That must be you. >> Dana could be lead guitarist for the
00:50:47
Eagles. Good job. Uh and that's it. Keep doing it. We like it. And uh testing one, two.
00:50:54
>> Thank you for >> Yeah, now they're just getting there cramming it in. Uh okay, Dana, it's nice
00:51:00
meeting you. I will see you around the uh campus. >> Yeah, I'll I'll be over in about 10
00:51:04
minutes. >> Okay. [clears throat]

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Episode Highlights

  • Oscars Afterparty Insights
    A glimpse into the Oscar parties and the pressure on women’s bodies.
    “It's really like the name drop Olympics.”
    @ 01m 00s
    March 15, 2026
  • Sean Penn's Ukraine Trip
    Sean Penn was in Ukraine instead of attending the Oscars, making headlines.
    “He could have been right next to Timothy Shalamé.”
    @ 06m 15s
    March 15, 2026
  • Conan's Cold Opening
    Conan's cold opening was inspired and kept the audience engaged.
    “The cold opening was really inspired and worked great.”
    @ 08m 05s
    March 15, 2026
  • Paul Thomas Anderson's Recognition
    A nod to Paul Thomas Anderson for his intense films and humble demeanor.
    “He makes these kind of intense movies.”
    @ 16m 29s
    March 15, 2026
  • Buzzing Around Segment
    A chaotic and comedic segment where they discuss various topics.
    “This is how we do it.”
    @ 19m 35s
    March 15, 2026
  • Oscars Live Stream Realization
    A humorous moment where someone realizes they missed the Oscars.
    “I didn’t know the Oscars were yesterday.”
    @ 19m 42s
    March 15, 2026
  • Jury Duty Season Two
    Discussion about the new season of Jury Duty set in a corporate retreat.
    “This season follows Anthony, a real temp hired by Rocking Grandma's Hot Sauce.”
    @ 30m 36s
    March 15, 2026
  • The $10 Million Card
    A shocking revelation about a card worth $10 million.
    “That $10 million card.”
    @ 36m 36s
    March 15, 2026
  • Peptides and Ozempic
    A discussion on the trend of peptides and their effects.
    “Peptides are all the rage.”
    @ 39m 04s
    March 15, 2026
  • Oscar Predictions
    A humorous take on who might win at the Oscars.
    “David Spade is going to get nominated for an Oscar.”
    @ 42m 46s
    March 15, 2026
  • Bus Boys Movie Tease
    Excitement builds around the upcoming movie 'Bus Boys'.
    “Millions of people saw the poster.”
    @ 44m 17s
    March 15, 2026
  • R-rated Movies Are Back
    A conversation about the resurgence of R-rated comedies.
    “R-rated movies are fun.”
    @ 47m 22s
    March 15, 2026

Episode Quotes

  • I thought the feminist movement accomplished something. No, it's celebrating bodies.
    OSCARS BIG REACTIONS & HOT TAKES
  • Is this an award for music? Nope.
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  • I didn’t know the Oscars were yesterday.
    OSCARS BIG REACTIONS & HOT TAKES
  • What an idiot. You’re off screen.
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  • It's getting in my way.
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  • Funny doesn't cost money.
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Key Moments

  • Oscars Commentary18:03
  • Live Stream Interaction19:28
  • Tech Problems33:27
  • $10 Million Card36:36
  • Peptides Trend39:04
  • Oscar Predictions42:46
  • Bus Boys Excitement44:17
  • R-rated Movies47:22

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