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Sarah came in and like right off the bat
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was pretty obvious like what her
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influences were and just like I remember
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the first table read being like damn
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this person is fearless you know it's
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just oh wild energy just like it was
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immediately like this person
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has it you know and has something big
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and stuff yeah I watching your stuff you
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seemed
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um there you don't seem to be ever
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pushing or trying I mean you seem like a
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veteran like the way you present on SNL
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is not normal for how soon you are into
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your tenure so that's I truly there was
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one show Dan can attest this because I
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get like psycho I go I get psychotically
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nervous and I really had to puke before
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the show because I was like anxious and
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so I took a Zofran
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to get myself from Scott because I
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didn't want to obviously whatever
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nausea thing Googling it's like they
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give it to like pregnant women with like
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morning sickness so they don't puke
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their brains out and I like needed it to
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act really fast so I like chew I chewed
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up this like pill you're supposed to
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swallow and it turned my tongue
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completely white and I was like oh [ __ ]
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like I have to go do a sketch where I'm
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like the whole sketch is just someone
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saying something crazy and I go like
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this like
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but my tongue was white from chewing
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this like drug and so then I ate a bunch
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of candy before the sketch to like dye
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my tongue a different color than white
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and so like the I have like a bright red
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tongue during this sketch from like
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eating a punch in my head the story is
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like awesome
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no we like it we like the craziness of
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the show because we your nerves come out
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in those crazy ways I I remember being
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in that eighth floor bathroom that's way
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in the back past page test but going
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back toward the elevators then you can
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go way back and there's a bathroom there
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looking at my nose going it's dead quiet
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here now I have to go out there and it
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and in 10 minutes everyone will see me
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across the country it's not like you
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film a movie and then it comes out a
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year later you could walk off and the
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phono ring like I just saw you uh and
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you don't have cell phones back then so
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you have to wait and just wonder if it
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was any good very odd but I'm glad you
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get nervous and you don't look because
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you're not as cool as you look out there
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but what isn't it you get that first
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laugh do you calm down at that point a
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little bit because that's that was big
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for me I'd be so terrified then if I got
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a laugh I it took it down 20 no and then
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I come off stage and it doesn't matter
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how well it goes I go straight to Bullet
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I go I'm gonna [ __ ] kill myself
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there definitely have been times Sarah
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walks off and she goes was that okay and
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people are literally still laughing and
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clapping like it's not over yet people
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are still laughing you did great I think
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we're all we're all crazy after Jewish
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Elvis I thought I was gonna die I was
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like I literally thought I was gonna die
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and I was being crazy and I come
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backstage and I'm like soaking sweat
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and you're like that was great and I'm
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like I you know when I do that thing
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where I'm like well you're just like
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saying that because you're like trying
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to make me feel better because I'm
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clearly having a panic attack and I'm
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like everyone's lying to me
