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all right let's start this podcast here we go Dana three two one two fly on the
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wall um Superfly [ __ ] I had I had one of the words was right can't everyone knows no
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one knows yeah we don't even know so if you're confused by the two podcast we
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are too yeah back to what you say about you can't trust anybody we don't even
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know what people don't even know what one they're watching with does right
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they don't even they they're not even sure did David Spade play G and Dana
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Garney was he was he in Tommy Boy they don't know anything about us are they
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AI yeah they must be digital copies because I looked up their age they look too good for it being real oh yeah so
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they must be digital copies are they sisters we don't know what's going on
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with these two guys I don't haven't heard that one I can't look at Twitter or anything you cannot
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look at the comments do not look at the comments actually yeah the our comments are shockingly good good bunch of people
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this was a very good person but it it made my heart race I mean because I don't expose myself to anything that's
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just weird I was just casually look down really enjoy the podcast it's fun and
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everything but but don't say at the end sure hope you enjoy it cuz that was just
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creepy what I know people are tough well you know you you're they don't they a lot of
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people think that we have a script that we're reading from during the entire
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podcast gez shocking this garbage yeah we didn't write but I think I was being
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intentionally a little garthy like sure hope you enjoy it like the nerdiest thing you could say but the idea that
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that even bothered me for one second bothered me I know yeah yeah dude it's like good
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comment you start to relax your defenses are down and then you [ __ ] suck were you ever
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funny these two [ __ ] uh by the way I don't want to say I'm getting old
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because I look [ __ ] look at my cool I like the uh you're you're a college
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rower you're on the rowing team with that thing g g what gche yeah that's splashing for for
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rowing yeah that'd be more like it I'll be in a I'll be in a George Clooney
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movie The rowing dudes you'd be the guy with the little plastic thing going you know he's not ro oh yeah I
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like that guy that's Sandler and then the guys go [ __ ] you throw their well that that happened to Stanford they
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threw their ores in the water another story I'm telling you I'm not that
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strong because the other day it was embarrassing in front of some people because I was at a restaurant did a tog
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go order and uh it's it's hard to say out loud in front of girls that you
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pulled something in your back because you picked up a cob salad wrong that's not a that's not a sexy
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move you know it's not they go a cob salad what else was in it firewood I'm
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like no I did have a couple of hardboiled eggs maybe one more than normal to be honest yeah I wasn't ready
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for I just wasn't ready for it that's all I was a lot younger when I did this
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special squatting monkeys tell no lies available wherever you get your specials but I had a bit on I get hurt doing
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nothing you know use the clicker oh my shoulder you know get up off the couch and I'm like what happened I got up off
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the couch but it it's uh it gets better as you get a little older don't worry
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David it's easier we have to address the fires because we we talked to them last
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time when they just started yes and it's been a full week of Chaos sadness and
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Mayhem we will delicately try to talk about the fires even though there's nothing funny about them but we try to
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poke fun because it is a podcast uh and find some levity right but we can talk we can be real about it um we be real I
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will say I wish I invested in watch Duty I just saw a thing flash up that Trump nominated or appointed three ambassadors
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to Hollywood because they're in a lot of trouble so I don't know what that means
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that's just what I read what happened I don't know I us signing people we need
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ambassadors we need people in there they got a hell of a file we're gonna do the
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things we can I don't know what that meant I shouldn't even pay attention to
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things that pop up I feel like that's just a way to just plate someone say you're the ambassador to we're sending
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Yugoslavia yeah so go over there and just you know keep [ __ ] in line so how how what angle would you like to start
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with first first the tragedy we not insensi that it's ridiculous and horrible yeah but there's a lot of ways
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to think about it as well now well the uh the the the arson possible the Looting is bad uh there were people the
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trick really when was a scam was people dressed as firemen looting really shitty they should get an
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extra broken leg from when the guys break their legs when they catch them because I'm fine with that uh there was
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uh oh containment I don't know what containment means to be honest uh I think I do it's 11% and now apparently
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it's 19% uh I don't know how that metric works but if it goes up it's better but
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that feels like about right yeah the problem with is a a million mini fires breaking out all the time like to get
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the fire really stomped fire is that big it's G to take a long time or it'll take
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weeks or we get a just a [ __ ] ton of rain for a week would be very helpful at this
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point yeah I don't think we've got any rain this year and I'm sure that's not
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great oh no it was it was a perfect Confluence of events that we had two incredibly rainy years lots of
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underbrush lots of growth and then now we haven't anying rain for essentially a
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year or or like eight it's everything is very very very dry and then we had probably the the biggest santaana I
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don't think it's ever gone past a 100 the strongest wins so those three things
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together I kept seeing a 100 over and over like all day the next day I'm like
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whoa It's usually just for like a couple hours it gets maybe that big because
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they would flip over big rigs driving out to Arizona and so I'd seen that before but I saw more of that and then
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really more just about just traveling the Embers around yeah with a speed pass yeah it's the
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flying Embers we got to look for um ember's going sideways it's like flying
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so you can see how fast it spreads because they're just flying landing and starting a fire yeah uh there was one
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when I left to my Orlando show there was one um sun no it was the one on Las Sun so
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there's one probably 300 yards for me and yeah I was like wait this the Palisades one wasn't that big yet and
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then there was this one which was so close and then I realized in full disclosure my I my fire Insurance did
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lapse like everyone else Friday so this is three days prior so I'm like oh this
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is probably the worst time to have my house burned down and then the next day I was in the warning track so someone
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hit me up and goes watching watch Duty app and you are in the yellow EV zone so are you getting out I'm like
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I'm not there and that's not near the palat another one here's here mandatory next I
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about the insurance part of the whole thing but there are people I was reading about this morning and that their house
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is burnt down it is gone but they still have to make their mortgage payments they still own a bank loan I thought
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about this I was wondering what that would be twisted I mean there's forbearance you can get it forgiven for
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a period of months but you're still on the hook for that and if you have home
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insurance that's always better but if you don't have that and then that you
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got to pay the mortgage I mean it's hard to do the math on that that it's just
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hor I do hope and I sound like I'm getting mad but I think everyone's got a
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a a part of them that's mad when there's it just like we got they said they're
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going to send everyone $770 I never hear the word billions when it's in America I don't I don't here at
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North Carolina here 750 Hawaii uh but we're in America is that ring a bell I mean I feel like I'm
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ragging on Biden but Ukraine I think just got another three billion I'm like
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I don't hear billion I don't even hear thousand I hear low money maybe more to
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come later but why what's wrong with the good old we're at least as good as
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Ukraine at least the USA yeah do you think this love affair with Ukraine um I don't know and I will tell you I don't
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really know understand the Ukraine situation I will say that freely it's very complicated but God get a room I
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mean it it's every time you turn around now it's for this now it's for that it's
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really he's making money moves on the way out and it doesn't seem like it's
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all helping us that's all yeah you have a budget just say a state budget it's a
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vast State you need lots of things to be funded and uh fire firefighting is one of them fire prevention so now because
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of this incredible tragedy you would think they would allocate more resources to that in other words if you want us
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all to be in electric cars and we're try to lower the temperature by one degree
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in the next 100 years is fine but in the meantime we have to mitigate if you believe climate change is the cause we
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have to mitigate the disasters that are coming I.E prepare more and I think that
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everyone's going to agree on that as far as Forest management parking towers in
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Northern California that are 100 years old and just more resources for more anticipatory resources for this but it's
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a lot of money so sure and then if it goes wrong it's more money but yeah I'd
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heard someone say the CO2 put us back 20 years just this one monster fire as all the [ __ ] that went
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that's the irony of it if you don't mitigate the fires they release the CO2
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of millions of cars and so then you're defeating the whole premise of trying to
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lower Co too but I'll tell you he's taking a beating as gavu well he's a governor
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godamn godamn they're taking some so many [ __ ] lefts He's begging for rights I mean uh I heard a funny thing
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with and and all this craziness that goes someone on Instagram goes so every time I get a ticket uh for parking next
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to a fire hydrant it's an empty one why would they give me a ticket for that there's no worries
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there oh the old fire hydron a fire hydron with without water is just uh kind of a funny looking yellow uh metal
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structure there's no you could sit on as dog loves it for its own relief purposes
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that's it right yeah and all these things we are GNA find out in the next few weeks or months some things were
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rumors some things were true it's because of this but there's also a spin
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you don't want I love the Gavin new even even as the balls to mention the Olympics he's like getting plugs in
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there he's like on the Olympics Olympics are coming everyone's excited about I'm
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like no one cares right now about the Olympics yeah oh what's this one let me
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see here play this all of that uh and all that opportunity and that pride and spirit that comes from not just hosting
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those three iconic games and venues uh but also the opportunity I think to rebuild at the same time and that's why
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we're already organizing a Marshall Plan we already have a team of looking and
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reimagining La 2.0 and we're making sure everyone's included not just folks on
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the coast uh people here uh were ravaged by This Disaster you just said you're
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organizing a martial plan for the rebuilding of California what is that martial plan tell us this just starting
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to lay out I mean we're still fighting these fires so we're already talking ggl
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what's happening leaders we're already talking to Business Leaders never seen a
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politician leaders we're starting to organize how we can put together a collection of individuals on
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philanthropy recovery how we can organize the region uh how we can make sure uh that we are seeking federal
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assistance uh for the Olympics more broadly but also federal assistance for the recovery efforts uh and how we can
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Galvanize assigning for the death folks that love to really develop a mindset turn
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that sound off we're dealing with the scope of this tragedy and responding to
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it at scale with efficiency like the executive order I talked about delivering I hear saying
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I'm I think just staring at his and moving forward to re [ __ ] give his hands
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a rest that sound like AI at the beginning because he's like well we get a chance now to we just imagine La what
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the [ __ ] I think he gets a dopamine hit when he hears himself speak which is good for a politician uh just I think
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what's going on is people are excited about the track and field coming up there's going to be new things happening
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we're gon to put Apartments like what are we talking about everyone should just be crying right now yeah it's going
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to take a long time I know Malibu I talked someone who lives in Malibu and you just the PCH is closed they all have
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to go up Canan go around to Hollywood or whenever you want to and the devastation
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it's like 250 homes in a row that's maybe not talked about as much but Malibu is not going to be the same for a
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long time and they don't think the palisad It's Gonna Take Years and just
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to get those homes removed all the debris and gas lines and I mean it's so depressing but it's going to take
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a lot of money yeah they were saying that you know we don't probably have a picture but one or two places has one
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house sticking up and then every House burn around it so if you're that house
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someone told me yesterday that you know there's you can't go back first of all
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it's like a ghost it's so weird and then you also have all the utilities don't
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work so you go there and then you've got all the Embers and the smoldering and
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just the air aside from gas Le whatever out there so that's why they can't move in right
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away just soaking into their house I I think anyone in those tragedies losing their house and obviously people lost
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their life and going back into the Palisades just with a police escort they have to have just trauma you know PTSD
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because sure so you turn of that because the Palisades was kind of the prettiest
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suburb in Southern California I'd say beautiful um beautiful for people it's between Hollywood and the beach so
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lot of beautiful area because you go you cross the 405 so now you're heading to
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the down on on Sunset yeah yeah Adam's in the Palisades Conan's in the Palisades uh beautiful
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there's a big Grove like Village of beautiful shops right they built in the last couple years I think that's still
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standing and then a couple of those burned out it's just you get to the beach yeah yeah you can look at the
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beach you get a house there in the Palisades overlooking the ocean but there's a lot of trees around you and it
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was just a very clean beautiful place while a lot of very wealthy people moved there why not you know so it's uh my old
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one in uh Malibu burned to a crisp and the thing is when I got it it was because a woman lived there and the last
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wave of fires years ago burned it down she burn she built it back up I got it did you buy with someone or by yourself
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I can't remember remember I bought it with someone but everybody used it that's I remember being there yeah yeah
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yeah it was nice yeah yeah it's nice house burned to crisp and then I know the realtor who handles it right now and
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he's like no it's he showed me a video of it it's toast so who cares for me but
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the people that bought it and then also every I lived on Lacosta Beach I think every house but four is gone so that was
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probably at least 20 yeah Carbon Beach just that's where phah faucet lived that's where all these people live
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Charlies lived there for a while so boohoo but it it's still listen there's
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the other fire which we don't we haven't talked about the eaten fire which is up
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by Pasadena which is really Inland yeah and really rough massive I think just as big or
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about the same yeah maybe more houses I don't know it's but yeah massive amounts
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of Destruction and before we move on I will we don't want to bum one out but I did I
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did offer a reward for people if they're because you know you want to do something see that pop up yeah what was
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your thing okay oh there it is so I get for anyone who catches ARS during the LA
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fire so and they have to be I kind of just said it one day but they have to be you know arrested so I but it was an
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overwhelming response of people just give me clues and bits and just filming fires and so
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it was hard to go through because I have on Tik Tok or Instagram you know that's
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the way to get me and we have it down to about one looks pretty good I'm going to
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take care of three other ones are looking pretty good we're sifting through all the well do you have a
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private detective I mean it is it is sort of like you you either catch them in the act or you have cameras there's
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cameras all over everywhere yeah are you looking for that kind of It's Tricky I
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think we go by a police report I think there's no way cuz there's so many
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people going I mean I pulled into cuz bus boys is starting we had to push it obviously we shoot it in LA and so I was
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going to this wig store and they have a security guard blocking the uh parking lot for some reason and uh I roll my I'm
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like roll my window down you know they they don't want you to park anywhere in
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La so I go hey I'm just getting some goofy wig for this stupid thing and he goes uh give me that 5,000 bucks I go
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yeah okay I go give it to you right now I pay you up front he goes I'll keep my
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eyes peeled oh he wants it ahead of time okay but we're going to cut it off tomorrow because when this air is
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because we already have hundreds and they they're starting to have a handle on the fire now if something crazy comes
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up I'll readdress it but we can't even keep up with it right now so uh we're
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going by police reports because that's really feels like the only way someone
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will say hey go like that I'll film you and that's what's happening and you know
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and then we'll just say oh I caught him and then but La get the money oh I see
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and they spend one night in county jail and then old Jed yeah you got right that's why you don't say 10 or 20
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because right uh then people go oh it's worth going to jail for the night so
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anyway it's very complicated but we're sifting through it we wanted it wanted
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it was meant to be more help yeah and uh everything is is complicated in today's
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digital copy I I heard ruber read yeah so all right what you want to move on to politics yeah God bless every whatever
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well one thing that was bizarre was well there's a Game of Thrones going on uh
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post Throne of Throne of politicians who don't like each other the first thing I
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saw and it was kind of I liked it uh I like that Obama and Trump seem to be friendly it really made me laugh that
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was at Jimmy Carter's funeral yes and there's been a lot of uh talk of what
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they talked about but they they're still talking hot chicken look look I just
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gotta ask I'm gonna only ask you once this the phone call I intercepted I'm
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only gonna ask you once I'm gonna ask you once and why is Michelle not coming
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to the inauguration I know she skipped the funeral but why not what's the problem she should come and people are
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talking about doesn't doesn't want to come that's all I wouldn't take it
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personal just she don't want to come I'm going to be there I'm be there we're
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going to party the night away okay I love you man I love you very much I can't believe how much I love you that
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but they're friends yeah they talked at the uh the funeral uh to each other Joe Biden hates
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Nancy Pelosi Nancy Pelosi always sounds like she just got out of an ice bath sorry I us do that in my act that she
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always looks like she just sat on something cold and wet yeah you did good never look like
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she's having a great time oh yeah Jill's gonna be there you did good Jo just high
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fives all around for because he gave his speech the other night wrapping up the ear B yes he did and he talked about how
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we did the greatest things that ever happened in the history of the country the funny thing was and we don't know
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right now that Gaza and I don't know it's going to hold but Israel and G and
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Hamas oh yeah parked a deal and then Trump had said a couple months ago there better be a deal I want
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the hostages out or there's going to be hell to pay all hell's gonna break out
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so either it's a coincidence that they're gonna maybe it's it's it's h
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touchy but maybe close the deal Sunday night right before Trump becomes the president Monday at noon uh but Biden
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said they said do you think uh president Trump had anything to do with the peace
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deal and he just turned around you how he walks away and then he turned back and he goes is that a joke then he
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walked out is that a joke like when he slowly turns around he does he he walks away I can't even see it he walks away
00:24:50
hey is that anyway and he stops and the staff is he turns back slow turn is that
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a joke so because he has to hit the Q card that's why and Hunter's holding the Q
00:25:06
cards like this come on I'm being serious here so they don't like each other um Mia Melania hates the Obamas
00:25:18
because she said when we came last time to the White House this is my Milani impression yeah go we came to the White
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House in 2016 we didn't know what to do they didn't leave us any instructions
00:25:29
where to put clothes anything like this this time we know everything so so at least Joe and Jill are being very
00:25:37
cordial to uh to Trump this time even though he's a he's a fascist Mega Republican threat to democracy and
00:25:46
dictator and then he gets to the White House okay here's where you get your breakfast remember last time there's a
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Cheesecake Factory about a block that way Jill and I made your bed extra extra special we got some new pill cases so
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anything can happen in politics what about I it looked like Cala didn't get along with who maybe Jill Kamal she's
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just a little upset kamla sorry kamla don't like uh Joe and Jill right now because she's a little because Joe's
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been gone I would have won I would have be I would be Trump I beat him before I would have beat him again and so it's
00:26:22
sort of sort of a little negative for Kamala who only had a 100 days and went all out and she loses and then she's got
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this guy going this put a man I would have want and you can't disprove him so
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he's always gonna have that right he'll just shake hands Forever at any event I
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what have want you know insult the injury I what want I know how to win I know how to win I win every time so
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that's dinging her and Doug mlof uh apparently wants to beat up Joe Biden and she talked about it
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um there's there's a lunch in an inaugural lunch in but no one's going to
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that Trump was upset about that we're bringing in Mickey D Mickey D we're
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bring it up like can't believe you're gonna get Mickey D fresh Mickey D but
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they're not coming maybe Obama will come I Like Big Mac meal deal yeah I'll see
00:27:14
you there I like that I like by the way but those things are like going to your girlfriend's wedding like your
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ex-girlfriend like oh yeah did they all want to sit and get rubbed in their face
00:27:24
like you're out I'm the great guy I I get it I would I just tap out the only other funny thing that you
00:27:30
might have noticed it I just find it interesting Mark Zuckerberg now has little little girl
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it's like he had the robot hair the AI hair he's like Justin Timberlake he had
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a little weird now he's got now he's like 44 and he wants to be kind of 22
00:27:46
for a while so he's got the T-shirt the chain the little curly hair and then
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he's he loves Trump and Elon and he's GNA throw a party he's giving donations
00:27:58
mean and now he's not having a fact Checkers just just someone changing interesting yeah I saw on that
00:28:05
interview with Joe Rogan where he said you know at the beginning I do kind of feel for him this it was up to him they
00:28:14
say you're the boss so is this true or false right or wrong and he's like I
00:28:18
really don't want that job that's that's a big job but then he said okay we're
00:28:23
going to start he said the beginning of Co I said you know okay this is good for the you
00:28:29
know so he sort of got himself into a pickle as my mom would say so whatever I I I think it it gets into the big
00:28:38
mystery is your opinion why is Tik Tock shutting down does it help these guys or is there
00:28:45
something coming up in my head where they don't want boots on the ground filming everything because Tik Tok is
00:28:51
good for really getting in there and finding out I know well the rumor is I don't know it's in the newspapers I love
00:28:57
ref to that that Elon mus could buy Tik Tok for 50 billion he's now worth 500
00:29:04
billion at least as the last I checked so then Elon Musk would have X and tick tock tock tick tock and a rocket ship
00:29:16
get some [ __ ] the coolest rocket ships yeah the coolest electric cars he's
00:29:21
boring under Las Vegas with tunnels the guy's busy you know but he about how
00:29:27
many tunel are there like I keep reading about tunnels and there's tunnels in the
00:29:31
Palisades and there's tunnels in Puff Daddy I go I don't have a tunnel pass I
00:29:35
don't nothing about tunnels and I really feel like I'm on the outs CU well you
00:29:40
got to watch the greatest you can drive a thousand miles an hour across country and a tunnel that's cannot be true well
00:29:45
that's the notion of it if it has no friction and it's just a complete vacuum
00:29:49
tube that you can go a thousand miles an hour shoot the thing about working on tunnels you bore into a location and
00:29:56
then all the work is underground but you should watch the movie Great Escape with
00:29:59
Steve McQueen in 1964 if you want to know about tunnels because these was guys digging out of a Nazi concentration
00:30:05
camp listen based on a true story see that movie if you haven't seen it didn't
00:30:10
they spin that off into Hogan's Heroes the funny version of that can you believe in our childhood they had a
00:30:16
sitcom based on allies in a in a Nazi concentration camp and it was as a kid I was like this Richard Dawson everybody
00:30:27
and Nash was about the Korean War like Jesus it's all jokey I know so Mash was
00:30:32
more serious at times but godam Hogan here was well they had Colonel clink was the
00:30:39
German he was running it hilarious Hogan is he Nazi well he was German Soldier I
00:30:46
don't know if that's that was a different you know Hogan what are you up
00:30:51
to Hogan he had a then you had colonel colonel Schultz Schultz schz would say once I know nothing I know nothing I see
00:31:02
nothing TR to escape the whole time that guy was awesome they Gotan you better not try to escape no come on man it's
00:31:10
all good you're not trying to escape are you Hogan of course not I think Bob
00:31:18
Crane yes sadly passed away I think in Scottdale where I'm yes and he had some
00:31:25
very interesting person Alit look it up friends yeah he liked he liked was there
00:31:32
a movie about that with caner kind of sounds like caner made a movie about that but I I couldn't swear
00:31:40
yeah I think I think Bob Crane maybe dabbled in porn or something I like just throwing it out
00:31:46
there I don't know just like I don't know you know but basically let's go to
00:31:51
some headlines let's go to some headlines or do you have more to say wrap up no not at all that's the
00:31:54
political situation enjoy the inauguration it oh your boy here Trump said it might be
00:32:01
he might consider circumventing Tik Tok it'll be a day late a dollar short so what is he
00:32:08
saying he'll leave it open or what's he might say because the part people aren't talking
00:32:16
about like it's goofy it's for kids blah blah but people definitely make money on
00:32:20
it there's definitely people that are like that's their gig job oh and it's
00:32:23
hug a huge and I mean it's huge it's not about dancing anymore it's about this
00:32:28
and that and people reporting things so it is it is I think it's important I
00:32:32
have it I think it's interesting and fun and it's another toy isn't the idea that
00:32:37
then China can Harvest your personal information and use it nefarious well they already have it I
00:32:44
mean I think they have it from there they have it from everything else also they have a new one God damn where's
00:32:49
Heather I know the new name but everyone's joining it and when you join it all the all the things you have to
00:32:55
click on and accept are in Mandarin so so you don't even know what you're
00:32:58
everyone's just joining it going and it's a new Chinese app but it's not Tik
00:33:02
Tok it's purely it's chinese's Tik Tok so like let's just get on that one and
00:33:08
it's called Ticky Ticky talk talk it's called totally China it's called I mean it's really like I don't
00:33:18
know it's such an easy one everyone everyone knows get Facebook get our stuff over and there can't we get
00:33:24
Netflix all over China can we get our is twiter is x in China I don't even know
00:33:30
that I always wonder like can we start a business could we start a podcast in China we start a
00:33:36
store but they can do stuff here like I don't know how it works what are we not
00:33:40
can they buy land here we can't buy land there it should be the rules same back
00:33:44
and forth either we all can't or we all can I don't like this that's what gets
00:33:48
me a little nervous yeah they seem like great guys I mean I don't it's when they
00:33:52
have like a an an encampment of a thousand young soldiers right outside the gone just oh we about to land how
00:33:59
you doing no no we're just chilling this is a fraternity okay next story next story story keep them going
00:34:07
while I sip my drink oh ASU I'm from ASU I went to ASU not that long what is the story under
00:34:17
investigation for using AI is under investigation after all of its members received 4.0 GPA despite spending most
00:34:25
attending parties instead of class one sister recorded all of their lectures using turbo learn AI generated notes
00:34:32
flash cards allowing the sorority to streamline studying into just hours no stop it it's
00:34:41
funny I thought they were saying they look so pretty of course is taking over everything everything I mean I mean a
00:34:50
year ago thinking they told us that we could have ai impersonate our voices and read ads
00:34:58
um and that was a year ago now the digital copies the AI like did we do it or we do we do
00:35:05
it uh we still do it right let's check it out and see if you can tell if it's
00:35:10
the real thing here's the AI hey Dana do you do you use hu here's Dana AI we're gonna do a lot
00:35:25
of things we're gonna do that's AI doing you doing Trump doing me doing Trump
00:35:34
doing Al Chuck um here's here's here's my AI Dana my hair is looks good today
00:35:42
or bad I picked up a cop salad I know somebody who uses AI for their job and um does such a good job AI
00:35:54
writes all this stuff does all the reports does all this stuff that the his people his bosses say to him this stuff
00:36:01
is great too too bad AI can't do [Laughter] this yeah you know what you can't write
00:36:11
this stuff I guess you could well um okay just one last thought future tripping here within within a couple
00:36:19
years you'll be able to just talk to the computer and make a movie you'll prompt
00:36:25
it you'll say Joe Dirt three and you'll give it the right prompts and within an
00:36:31
instant you'll have a Joe Dirt 3 4k digital film looking exactly like humans
00:36:38
that's coming soon can they do bus boys don't fall asleep on that information no because
00:36:45
I'm starting bus boys tomorrow and I'm like oh my God it's so hard already I'm
00:36:48
like I forgot how hard movies are uh movies are incredibly hard it's exciting
00:36:53
the beginning and then and then the day you come out when you can walk way and then it can be who's going to edit the
00:37:02
thing it can be really torturous if you have a bad first screening and then you got to get in there and fix it but I
00:37:08
think it's going to be a great movie just because I don't know we're from the
00:37:11
world of screenings I mean Theo's obviously hysterical and we laugh so hard we're writing stuff and oh we think
00:37:17
we're so funny oh it's so embarrassing but you know it's out there we got some
00:37:23
fun people in it and it it'll be all right it'll be all right I'm EXC all
00:37:26
that stuff with digital cameras which you didn't even have for Tommy Boy is just to keep it Loose you know get the
00:37:33
get the material but don't don't overcover you guys don't move quickly
00:37:39
shoot the rehearsal let you improvise you know stuff like that two shots loose that are just yeah don't torture
00:37:46
yourself with three different St three different closeups which one's the money
00:37:51
shot you know I mean get it but don't torture the actors and wear them out and
00:37:56
make them unfunny that's the hard part that's the part we like to do torture uh
00:38:01
yeah sometimes you're on movies you're like it's hard it doesn't have to be
00:38:03
this hard like they're overdoing everything and you see the movie and you go they didn't use 90% of well low
00:38:09
budget like sometimes money is the enemy of Comedy that's what I say so the fact
00:38:14
if it's a modest budget and you don't have that many days it does kind of make
00:38:18
it just move quicker and a lot of times you get funnier stuff that way it's true
00:38:22
keeps the energy up too yeah um all right well quickly before we change stories Heather what's that new Tik Tok
00:38:27
called on from China redx red bot box red box that's it red note sorry red red
00:38:36
note whoa I was like that didn't sound like it R not because commun communist
00:38:41
China red is their color is red I don't know that's a good question well their
00:38:45
flag is red that's a really good question that's a really yeah so their flag is red note it's called red note oh
00:38:51
Heather already has it next to her I'm not on it I'm not on it she's not on it but she pulled it
00:38:57
down you have it's all in m and you have to sign yeah we just talked about it
00:39:01
that's crazy uh you would have lik what I said about it okay so next story [Music]
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trying to find humor okay here we [Music] go coming back home to everything you didn't bring when you evacuated the fire
00:41:22
yeah he didn't bring anything again it's funny so it's a guy coming into his
00:41:27
apartment and he's all the stuff he didn't bring when he evacuated he's
00:41:30
saying hello to everything yeah he's saying hi to his closet all the clothes
00:41:34
he didn't bring hey he's embarrassed hey's saying hi to the family photos he didn't give how you
00:41:42
doing that's funny how y'all doing that's funny right it was quick boom
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boom boom that's way we like them okay next one let's see how we doing Dana we're doing good
00:41:57
here we go oh this is oh this is just an old rehearsal I never saw no no no okay here we I see Sandler
00:42:05
I see you and you guys are rehearsing I have a Shan that's my [ __ ] beus and
00:42:11
Butthead necklace that Mike Judge gave me oh my God yeah this is a way I swear to God I
00:42:17
gave that we went to the Kate Moss birthday party we got invited somehow back then MH she wanted that necklace
00:42:23
for her birthday and I gave it to her I didn't even know her she goes oh my oh
00:42:27
that's so cute give me that can I have that and I go ah she goes it's my
00:42:31
birthday and I go well you can't turn I don't think they make these I got her
00:42:35
from Mike she's like okay so just just give it to me smoke in my face I was like of course
00:42:43
I give her um but look at that I was kind of ripped I was going to prescriptive fit man you and Sandler
00:42:49
look awesome look at me I'm already staring at Q cards this rehearsal of course there's Helen Hunt on the right
00:42:55
oh Helen Hunt awesome yeah great no no no no no there's more I'm going to pound
00:43:00
your face in byebye okay my God I'm going to destroy you yeah byebye I'm
00:43:04
going to K the little wow isn't that funny no one someone had that Sandler like that [ __ ] funny
00:43:17
Sandler got a laugh out of that which wasn't like a huge laugh but he he got a
00:43:20
big laugh out of and Farley when he walks does all this [ __ ] is there more oh let me see this oh there's Farley
00:43:27
they're still laughing at me but I get paid how do you have a life though I mean
00:43:33
you well you know what this is from God it must have been when Cindy Crawford for MTV House of
00:43:40
Style they're doing some special on that's now they took us to dinner I've
00:43:45
seen that video it's funny and then uh I guess they were filming some b-roll
00:43:50
rehearsal wow fun you just see Chris W you were probably just off camera so were you in
00:43:57
babai or not um no I mean I guess hosted when you guys were on took over the show but I
00:44:05
don't think we did byby Kellen hunt were you gone um yeah I think so what year was that
00:44:13
what year was that I I left in 93 was that like 94 or something God yeah probably right
00:44:20
on them because I I probably would be scared to put you in it because it was only like one or two lines hey man I
00:44:26
just just did SNL I I had 18 words on the final right when you wear in Marcela I
00:44:33
went in I went in doing that like a really funny crazy sketch that Marcelo does of this uh yeah
00:44:42
show tundo Spanish talk show or something Spanish talk show it came out of some sort of freak and then just went
00:44:48
away I don't think the audience you looked hilarious people were like no it was a great look like
00:44:53
what I know that that was the night of a thousand stars they had a million guests Stars basically and in the cold
00:45:02
open yeah yeah love it I I thought it was funny as [ __ ] we needed it okay uh next one what's what we're grinding okay
00:45:11
I grind oh oh they're pulling something out of a supermarket let's see what it
00:45:18
is oh this is bar stool this isn't about chicken fry oh yeah don't look he
00:45:29
what do you think it is Heather usually be like a rat they're look grocery store
00:45:34
I would guess a rat a Roden oh something that's a long tail for a cat who a giant what is it oh a
00:45:45
coyote a coyote got in whoa in Chicago wow why is there a horn at the end wow like a celebratory so what we just saw
00:45:55
for you drivers oh W looking in this produce section a big grocery store prodding with something thinking what's
00:46:02
in there I I guess a rat or a rodent but a a coyote the cheese they're digging in
00:46:07
there yeah a pretty average sized Coyote Not A not a baby came out of the produce
00:46:13
so somehow it got in there at night and burled up in all that food eating the cheese and stuff he came out and they
00:46:20
they put they asked him right after and he goes I'm so [ __ ] lost well they cut supposed to be the
00:46:25
desert they cut the part that he comes out again and he just goes and Sprints away oh yeah me me know that would be
00:46:35
the better I didn't have the sound effects did Heather said they horn was in there because of that I didn't so
00:46:41
that was sort of like Wy coyote it wasn't oh oh someone wrote Wy coyote yeah oh okay well yours yours is better
00:46:52
and uh no mine was sound like yours sounded like it it was higher mine was like no me you know when I go back to Arizona
00:47:02
I I see a road runner almost every time if I golf for sure they run around on the golf course it's fun to see road
00:47:07
runners if you don't see them they're cool as [ __ ] actually we have them we
00:47:11
have Cody's up here and in the valley sometimes they'll just they'll just howl
00:47:17
they'll howl and then you can hear them kind of really going really high pitch
00:47:21
and they're doing a coordinated attack on like a chicken or a goat [ __ ] Havalina
00:47:33
it sounds like that they go like this they go [Laughter] oh they clear the throat oh I can do
00:47:46
better that's what they say uh okay next [Music] one um this is much I love you I love
00:47:56
you I fear that this I don't know what this is go ahead I have a confession to
00:48:00
make while I'm literally not sober so uh this man literally started farming carrots so he could have the carrots get
00:48:08
put up my ass bro he farmed carrots so that I could stick them up my ass he said here are your
00:48:20
carrots you're going to put them up your ass listen and I was like this is like a
00:48:26
Hallmark movie this is like that's like the nicest thing anybody's ever done for
00:48:35
me okay she's acting at that point [ __ ] flowers get a man that grows carrots but
00:48:41
even if you're acting like you want everyone to believe you when you see and
00:48:44
then you see she's pretty good because she said she was drunk but what about
00:48:50
pesticides that was one of the comments it can't be good for you if it's
00:48:54
outrageous it's contagious and organic I'm gonna do hey shut up shut up you
00:48:59
guys all right let's go out there I'm goingon to do what's the weirdest thing
00:49:03
super drunk girl that carrots and a guy give to me all right we're gonna Trend
00:49:07
so hard ever since Haw Tui I can't trust a carrot up your ass video it's it's sad
00:49:13
really well I'm just seeing on my phone she already has a a deal on only fans
00:49:20
Brothers yeah she has a she has 1 million followers oh this is kind of amusing I
00:49:27
saw this woman scammed out of 800 Grand after believing she was dating Brad Pit that cannot be the real woman I
00:49:34
hope look at how cute Brad Pit is I might fall for this so what is the story oh somebody DMD her said he was oh and
00:49:43
then they did a AI generated Brad Pitt and images so she thought she was that doesn't look like great AI we're showing
00:49:50
photos of like fourth grade Photoshop like Brad Pit's head on a they're always
00:49:55
in the hospital I know what why is he in the hos oh he probably says he can't
00:50:00
FaceTime with or visit her he's in the hospital accounts were frozen due to divorce and he needed money for okay now
00:50:06
that's he needs a a low IQ individual to think that Brad Pit could be broke well listen I have had the
00:50:17
situation she realized it was fake oh when she oh they couldn't stop her from
00:50:22
finding about the new girlfriend oh this girl must have been floored that Brad dumped her for this
00:50:27
girl a French woman an was scammed out of 800 you know I've had people say there's some like David Spade but
00:50:36
spelled differently or David Spade 8641 or the real David anyway so people say hey am I texting with you am I
00:50:45
talking to you I see these random DMs I don't look at except once a month and
00:50:48
I'm like what is going on she's like I sent you $600 and I sent you another
00:50:53
$500 um but am I still picking up from the airport I'm like sometimes I just go
00:50:59
no I just write back there's no other but I don't want to answer anyway it
00:51:03
just starts a new crazy thing so people are doing this I'm like so one time I
00:51:08
did Instagram I go guys if I don't if I need money I'm going to family first I'm
00:51:12
not going to you guys so just don't send me money no matter what I text you if you want to
00:51:19
just commit fraud online every day and you have no morals I mean you could do a lot of damage
00:51:27
seniors they go after older people tell them your puppy's lost or whatever and
00:51:32
they manipulate money out of them you're going to save your nephew he needs help
00:51:36
he's in jail you know yeah there's a million of those and and you honestly I
00:51:41
don't know I wouldn't know half of them might probably get scammed some are
00:51:44
really good that one was not that good well I just scam back if they Co call me and ask for money I just thre
00:51:51
the grumpy old man from I don't know nothing about no money and they hear that and they just hang up there you go
00:51:59
this guy's too much of a headache I did it to you once hey what's up buddy I
00:52:03
don't know nothing about no money I thought I sent you money yeah okay next one let's see let's
00:52:12
[Music] see oh this is old because Golden Globes but I I was shocked at this I have I've
00:52:23
gotten a few gift bags yeah and the last one I got was some the amms or something
00:52:26
like this one might be worth $60,000 they said that golden globe's gift bag was worth 1 million I'm being
00:52:34
susp I am suspicous who has that kind of most of it you wouldn't use that's it's
00:52:38
like you can go to Aruba on these non blackout days but a $40,000 facelift in a Golden Globes gift
00:52:45
bag I mean come on yeah I mean it's good business to you're you're definitely
00:52:50
getting a pretty famous person to come to your job well I know your products 40K facelift I I heard that Nicole
00:53:01
Kidman took two bags that night but I good night ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry she looks beautiful baby girl yeah
00:53:07
that's all right I saw it a $60,000 yacht trip I hate to sound cynical like a crazy version but
00:53:16
that does not seem like no that much is it for a yacht unless it's hour tour
00:53:25
with a hundred people on it but you know what the theme of this podcast you can't believe your own eyes online
00:53:31
or any story you don't want to be cynical but it all seems don't believe
00:53:35
us don't believe we're real don't believe you're real yeah it's getting to
00:53:41
be weirder okay let's do one more yeah let let's get a banger for the end no pressure where do I have to go I
00:53:48
don't have to go [Laughter] anywhere okay this one is a guy dressed like he's this just fell on my head I
00:53:58
discovered I was hungry oh I hope this isn't a Isaac Newton oh this is I guess famous people in histories if
00:54:09
they could take selfies okay that's funny Eve Eve I don't know who that is who is that they are Angus Kong
00:54:21
that's Bobby Lee okay two oh Trojan Horse Noah I'm getting these lincol Daniel de
00:54:37
LS okay so someone had some fun with AI and uh that's that's kind of a I I like
00:54:43
that it's a clever angle and it is interesting to because you hear these mythical names and they're just dudes or
00:54:50
women just hanging out just idiots you never really know what they really did they're so hyped get hyped up
00:54:57
it's we just said at the same time did we pinky pinky what a finger hey buddy
00:55:03
what are you thinking wasn't there some Jinx thing put your hand in there like
00:55:07
that that's a dirty one if you do that yeah don't do that no finger finger what
00:55:12
are you doing I don't know but by the way we should plug that on flying the wall we have Joel mcale
00:55:21
this week and next week we got Dennis Miller on Wednesday that was and a very special episode that's Dennis coming
00:55:27
back for his second appearance we don't our first repeat our first full full
00:55:33
Monte repeat so you don't want to miss we'll repeat some of the favorites
00:55:37
coming up because people some of those episodes do so well that we have to bring them back but we just Rift with
00:55:43
Dennis it was like impossible to keep up with him it was for me it's just fun to
00:55:47
laugh yeah he is yeah yeah his references and his articulation of those references but it was funny watching you
00:55:53
and him go back and forth with uh the same kind of uhy we do have similar uh he's one of
00:56:02
the guys I used to like I always thought Kevin nean we had a similar Vibe a lot of people I mean you referenced Lonnie
00:56:08
Anderson at one I I try to join in with Paul Harvey but you beat me too at Lonnie Anderson as people human beings
00:56:16
who have only one nipple and then you you drop that really fast and so Dennis loves a good reference so he laughed
00:56:22
really hard at that so that's a little cheer of that one I love you have to stick around a little bit
00:56:28
for that one Joe male is was incredible too he's got some great stories about
00:56:32
Chevy Chase and others yes we had a great chest so if you can ever figure out how to go over to fly on the wall
00:56:40
and also Dan and I are going to be in where where are we going to be for me Fantasy Springs Casino is that in Palm
00:56:47
Springs Palm Springs or India yeah and then there's another there's another one
00:56:52
isn't that a private date in Indianapolis oh Palm Desert Palm Springs it's right right I think Indianapolis
00:56:58
might be a corporate that might be private well they they want each of us potentially do 50 minutes each I've
00:57:05
never heard of thing there just said 30 to we're gonna have to flip a coin I think I'd like to
00:57:12
go first in that case I will tell the world that Dana is one of the top five people to not want to follow on the
00:57:19
planet but I'm I will do it because it's fair and we'll do what it's gonna be fun
00:57:23
either way well all you do when you follow any body and I've done it that just crushes it's not going to happen if
00:57:30
it's me but if they Crush then you're just self-deprecating for about two
00:57:34
minutes and you know and then and then they forget and you go on but yeah Fantasy Springs see us there because
00:57:41
we're going to take questions from the audience and do some kickass stand up
00:57:46
tickets are going fast hey tickets are going and uh yeah thanks for watching and listening and uh we will see you in
00:57:53
a week I'll have a lot of reports about B boys and anything else going on mhm
00:57:59
all right thanks Dan peace and love me Brothers say something cringey so they'll be mad peace and love oh look at
00:58:06
those balloons that came up that's cool peace and love this has been a presentation of
00:58:12
Odyssey Superfly is executive produced by Dana Carvey and David Spade Jenna Weiss sperman of Odyssey Heather Santoro
00:58:19
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