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I like to, but I can't. What? Jealous. Jealous of my spasm. Vip tea. And he goes, "Are you kidding
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me?" He's got a hoy and he's going to wait a minute. I promised your parents I
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wouldn't give you more than one donut. I can't do it, buddy. I said, "Give me a
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donut." Wait a minute. Who are you? You know what I do when I try to burn people because I know they don't do a
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lot? I go, "Well, what's your big Saturday? What's your big Saturday
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night? What did you do last night? What was your big Saturday?" And it makes
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them go, "Well, it wasn't really a big Saturday. I just uh, you know, mowed the
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lawn and then looked at my phone for seven and a half hours and I went to bed."
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Most of the time your people are just generally speaking hanging out. >> Yeah. Doing nothing.
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>> You're just hanging out. Even if you're When I was a bus boy, we were hanging
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out most of the time. You know, >> you know what's cooler? It used to be
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what are you doing? Nothing. But it sounds cooler to go just chilling. >> No, you're doing something. You're
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chilling. Yeah. >> My favorite phrase of the last couple years. >> Chilling. That's a 70s. My favorite
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phrase is someone says, "I'm I'm quiet quitting." >> Oh, that's old.
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>> No, no, that's fairly new. Quiet quitting. >> Yeah, that's people quitting work where
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they just stop doing their job. >> They just don't put any effort. They
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phone it in, you know, especially when >> they get fired. >> You can go work from home. I don't know
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some people do it. Go to Cabo and be on the beach and then just do two hours in hotel room like you would do.
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Get their work all done. And then party. I love it. But the robots are going to take over, so that's all right.
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>> Oh, got a little Debbie Downer there. >> Enjoy your job now because AI will take
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it in a week. Oh no, you [ __ ] I wasn't going to do this, but now >> Oh, no. The war of the $2.
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>> God, if I if I could find it. >> Cheapest thing. >> [ __ ] Oh, I was going to [ __ ] light
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you up. Oh no. If I can't do it, we're not going to do it because I'm wasting too much
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time. >> I'm trying. I have a bunch. >> It's hard to see it. It's kind of dark.
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The little >> No, this one sucks. >> Mine's awesome. That's a pretty good joke.
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>> All right. Could I introduce a new segment? >> No. Go ahead. >> Okay.
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I don't even give you any enthusiasm. And I go, >> "Okay, this thing I always like to do.
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It's called It's called Johnny's Back." >> So, it's Johnny Carson does jokes. And
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then some of them are sort of like he how he if he was a monologist today, if he had a show today, what would the
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jokes be kind of thing? >> Okay. >> So, it's uh you know, this is Johnny
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Carson. Uh Johnny is back. >> I just want to say the world's a little scary, so you got to go to your local
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bar and forget all your troubles. Ed and I went to the Rusty Nail and we said, "What do we have?" And the bartender
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said, "A double straight of Hormuz. They're not supposed to be good. I should have known the bar was actually
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called the War Zone." And I'll have Okay, that's funny. >> Ruining your joke. Go ahead. The War
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Zone. Go ahead. >> The War Zone. You know, the uh Mr. Johnny's back. Uh the stock market's a
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little volatile. The Dow Jones is falling faster than Doc's trousers in a wh house.
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>> Jesus. Why? >> Mine's a toilet. >> No, but the point of Johnny's back is
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they don't have to be great jokes. >> I like them. They're just more updated.
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>> Yeah, cuz these would be some old Johnny jokes. There's >> The worst gift in the world is a fruitc
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cake. There's no one who really wants a fruit cake. In fact, there's only one
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fruit cake in the entire world and people keep just gifting it to each other. Took me a while to get there, but that's
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[ __ ] money. So, I'm just inviting the fans. I need an effect after I say this,
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the uh legions of fans to write us Johnny Carson jokes as if it was in today's
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>> vernacular. Yeah, >> they do it sometimes on uh >> who does this
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>> on the uh YouTube? >> God, I have I'm wasting all this time looking for funny ones, but I don't
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know. >> Oh, I mean actual Carson once. >> No, just reactions to yours.
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>> Well, that would be if he had some kind of expert on where now we're we're
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talking to Mr. Monkey. He's a He can get a little aggressive, I understand. And
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uh >> here comes his friend. No, I know. No, that's the wrong one. That was a fart. It's supposed to be
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something else. Oh, here's a monkey one. >> God, he's [ __ ] hyped up on aderall.
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>> Here's what I There's what the audience thinks about our first few minutes.
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>> God, I don't think I don't know what that said. [ __ ] I lost mine again.
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>> Forget it. It's solid gold stuff. >> I have a $2 toy. >> People are going to be like PayPaling us
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money and cash app. This is too good. We should pay. >> Right. Right. This is so much more than
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what we're getting listening to a few ads. So, >> uh, let me see. Oh, someone said on the
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YouTube we didn't name drop enough about the Oscars. Uh, but I will say >> Mhm.
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>> I think I already said when I golfed with Santino that day, Andrew Santino
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from >> the Andrewino. Yeah. Yeah. Of course. >> You know him? You've done
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>> Big Red. Big Red >> big golfer. So, he invited me down, but I was paired with Travis Kelce, which I
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didn't know for sure I was doing that. So, we got to have a cart and drive around and um I got to ask him nothing
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about Taylor Swift >> out of respect. Did I? >> Oh, no. I to I just told him that
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Taylor's dad was at one of the shows and uh gave me some guitar picks, which was
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nice. A little ziplock from uh he said, "You can take these around and tell them that."
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>> Did he Did he start Give me your friends. >> Did he fall asleep actively in the in
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the golf cart when you were doing that? Hey, hey, hey, Mr. Mr. Kelsey. Kelsey, Taylor Swift, one time was at a college
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and then I was there. I was there afterwards. >> That's my whole story.
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>> That's about the length it should be. Uh, all my stories are that boring, but
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they're five minutes longer. >> You know what I find in general, although it could blow up in your face?
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>> Yeah. >> Is being just totally honest. It's like what is man football player you're all
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time great and then this happens this global media and all that. How are you processing that? Can you ask me uh my
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nine iron please? I need my wedge. >> Yeah, >> Kelsey, hand me my Would you hand me
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>> mix it in? He's not my caddy. >> But sometimes people are like
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>> No. Well, and my story is you're not like little David Spade. Me can't talk
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to >> I'm meek and frail. >> He's too famous. No, I just didn't want
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to give him the typical questions, but he was nice. He >> I'm just kidding. But
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>> Santino was funny. And we went five of us, which is a lot. It's usually four
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golfing. But >> he, by the way, the dude can power hit. He does put those big muscles. I said,
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"This might sound weird, but can I feel your muscles?" >> This may sound weird. Can I feel all
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your muscles? >> Well, you hit a golf ball with your your your legs and your ass. So, I think you
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don't want to feel the muscles that he's really using. Oh, >> you don't hit it with your arms. Like
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your your legs are just like little they're straight. Your knees are locked and you just go like that. You get it
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like 10 feet. It has to be the lower. >> You have to use your core. And then I
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go, "This is your core." And then I go, "Are you ticklish?" >> Right.
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>> Right. >> Well, I played back gammon with um Shabbazi. What's his name?
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>> Shabuzzi. >> Shabuzzi and I played back gam. And I'm just trying to, you know, I got
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stories too. No, it was Oscar weekend, so of course people are coming out of the woodwork.
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>> Lady Gaga and I played chess. End of story. In the park. She had sunglasses
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on. >> Did you smack it like between each play? >> Well, I just I just said, "Well, where
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how did you get the name G? Did you first think of G then you added another G?"
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Did you say which ones didn't make the cut? Which ones were even dumber? Gooo.
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>> Yeah. Isn't your real name Barbara Billingsley or something from Leave to
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>> Why is it Lady Baba? >> Why do I go into G at this age when I'm
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talking to her? This >> it's funny to do G. So golf but the the Oscar parties were I there's not much to
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say. Oh, you know I saw as the kid from um I forgot to say this. We were walking
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around, me and my buddy Dan, and we were in the back. We went to the back corner
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to get a little stand up, you know, circle top to just rest and survey the perimeter and not be in the mix because
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it was like I get you get overwhelmed fast. You just maybe we should bust out of here. But then one of the kids from
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the hockey show came over said, "Can we split this table?" I said, "Yeah, for
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sure." >> Did you say hockey? Oh, >> the hockey show where they are lovers.
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Dana, wake up. >> What is it on? The Pluto channel. >> Logo. What's it on, Heather?
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She said, "Dana, I can't believe you don't know it." Then I go, "What?" She's
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like, "I don't know." >> Uh, it's called Sibling Rivalry. It's
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called Heated Rivalry. >> I got it. >> HBO Max. >> HBO Max. >> Geez. What do you HBO Max? I'm still
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working through season one of Love Island. >> You are not watching Love Island.
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>> Uhhuh. Mhm. >> Not like Uh-huh. >> Let's have a group chat about it.
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>> No, but Heated Rivalry, Dana, is about two tough hockey players that fall on
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the ice and they start kissing. >> No, it's not. >> They're rival.
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>> Oh, they're rival teams. They hate each other, but they really don't.
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>> Um, wait a minute. So, sorry, but it's like a gay hockey show. I mean, what?
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>> There you go. You're getting >> Is that Is that bad to say that or
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>> No, it's what it is. Every girl in the world loves it. Literally, every single
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girl in the world loves it. >> That's Thanks, Greg. It's exactly what
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it is. And why do women love that idea? What is it, Heather? >> Heather, tell me the two guys names.
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>> Same thing to you. It's the same thing why a guy likes to see two girls. It seems odd, but guys
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like to see two girls hooking up and then girls I didn't know like to see two
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guys hooking up. >> Okay. >> Even Nikki Glazer says, "Well, one guy's
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name is Connor and hosted SNL." And this was the other gentleman who was very
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nice actually. Why don't I remember his name? Say his name. >> Oh god, everyone's asleep at the wheel.
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Uh anyway, >> yeah, this is so early. Too early. And I said to Nikki, "Do you watch that show?"
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And she said, "Oh, yeah." And then some other people were there. And the girls
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said, "Oh, the hockey show where they're gay. I've heard about, but I don't think I'd like
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it. I don't like hockey." She goes, "The good news is there almost no hockey."
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She goes, "There's no hockey. They start by going and then no hockey the rest of
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the whole thing." >> Conor story. >> It was Hudson. Yeah, >> those are real names. That's great.
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>> Connor hosted SNL. Wake up, Dana. What year did he host it when I was there
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playing Biden last night? Three weeks ago. >> Don't be jealous. Oh, that guy. Yeah,
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he's good. He's funny. I saw it. I don't keep the names Dan. >> I don't I can't Danny. I don't know.
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>> Anyway, he looks a little like >> um I think it's great. I just thought
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sort of the folklore was that women were more sexually fluid in a sense and men were either one team or the other.
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I know. I'm so tough. I I don't even get HBO Max because my TV knows how tough I
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am. >> It's like, you don't want to see this. You don't want to see it.
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>> Why? I don't connect the dots. >> Cuz it's a show about two gay guys
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hooking up. >> So, you're so not I'm so manly that you can't even get it on. It won't
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>> I can't even It wouldn't even understand. I'd be like, >> you try to order does not compute.
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>> My subscription has been cancelled due to overt masculinity. Please call Mark Phineas Gervitz at 517.
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>> Let me tell you. >> Is it? >> Maybe you like it. They like money. It's
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a hit show. >> Hey, it's all fun. >> I don't know. Maybe we'll get you on
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there. I got the I put the cat on the roof. You know what? I went George Bush. The cat on the roof is a really cool
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phrase that I didn't know about. Meaning a deal is almost sealed. The cat's on
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the roof. >> Yeah. He you know what he used to say? I called the guy. I set the table. So when
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you call, he knows everything that's going on. You just close it. Whatever. And now he goes, I called the guy. The
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cat's on the roof. Next time he And I go, you said it three times in this conversation. I don't know what you're
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talking. Is that a phrase? He goes, everybody knows that one. Wake up. One time he said to me, I I set the
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table. >> Yeah, I set the table. That's >> I got two spoons. You bring a knife.
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>> One's for soup. >> Are we talking about a deal in Hollywood? >> No. You bring the salad fork.
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>> The napkin goes tucked up in your shirt. WE'RE GETTING CLOSE. >> AND THEN you close a deal.
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>> Yeah. And then you get a TV dinner. >> I set the ball up. You spike it.
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>> Mark's listening right now. He loves >> He doesn't know what we're talking
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about. >> But you remember I'm the guy who went from got to do it then nah. Got to do
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it. So with Gervitz now to make it to amuse myself, I have to take >> crazier.
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>> We got a deal FOR YOU. IT'S almost it's almost Archie Bunker. What was her name?
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Uh Edith. >> Edith. I got a nice Elindian casino for you. >> Mhm. >> It's a It's a quick 5h hour flight and a
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two-hour >> a short hop. Frankfurt to Beijing. >> Couple of short hops.
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I think this life save. >> So that's Anyway, set the table. Landscape has changed. I go, I thought
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we were going to do that deal. N the landscape has changed. So much manager talk. I can't take it. I
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>> know. They did. They do that in old timey days where it was just complete
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code. I think it was more straightforward. We've uh we've achieved a deal with Warner Brothers. Now it's
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like the cheese is in the fridge. Yeah, I he doesn't want to be replaced by AI. So, we talk so insane that AI
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doesn't even know how to repeat it, though. >> No one knows if the deal is sealed or
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not. Deal. The deal is sealed. It was kind of too old timey. >> Now, we're on the one yard line.
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>> Yeah. Now, now it's I'll be finished sewing my sweater by tomorrow.
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>> I know. You go. What is that? Is that good? Oh, yeah. You're going to be nice
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and toasty on Monday, if you know what I mean. So, I'll wear the sweater that
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you're It'll be done. All right. This is off the record. Little birdie told me.
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Trust me. Trust me. >> Mhm. And now you know the internations, ladies and gentlemen, of Hollywood
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>> having a ridiculous manager. >> This has been Hollywood talk. >> This is real inside baseball.
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>> Yeah, we got Johnny's back as a new segment. We got Hollywood talk. We need
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We need a banger. You have five. >> We did the Oscar live show. I mean, it
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almost broke the internet. >> The thing >> we did a show Monday and it was live. We
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did fly on the wall live for once and now we're just raking in all the praise.
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>> The problem is u you know the brand of our podcast is two nice guys, not true
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behind the scenes. Two incredibly nice guys get together and do a podcast. Now, if we want to trend, we shet
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on people at the Oscars. >> Yeah. >> Take them down. If we want to get a
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million hits, you could. We know what you could say right now. >> And the probably the thing with the
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scream go >> I used to be a little more like that, but I thought, you know what? We should
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have gotten Tim Dylan or someone to come on. >> Yeah. >> And they do the dirty work and then we
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just laugh. >> That's smart. >> Tim's great at it. I just have to tell you, Dana, there's
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something I'm excited about. >> Now, you remember we talked about Jury
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Duty, the show? >> Oh, yeah. >> Season one. Yeah. >> Yeah. >> And that one, I saw it on Tik Tok
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>> and then it was kind of a word of mouth thing. It It blew up. It was funny.
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>> And uh it actually all pulled together, which I was shocked they pulled that
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thing together. Yeah. >> Uh, and I was like, "Will they do it again?" And they did.
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>> And cool. I think that's very cool. >> It was set in the courtroom the first
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time. And, uh, >> this is going to be a company retreat. >> Hm. Yeah.
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>> Yeah. Jury Duty presents company retreat. It takes this groundbreaking social experiment out of the courthouse.
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Stay with me, Dana. >> Yeah, I got it. >> And drops it into the most relatable
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setting ever, company corporate retreat. And if you've ever survived that awkward
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team building exercises or a trust fall with co-workers, you you know the vibe. >> Yeah. I mean, this is an inspired idea,
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I got to say, after jury duty to put it in a company retreat. This season follows Anthony, a real temp hired by
00:19:06
Rocking Grandma's Hot Sauce for their annual retreat. >> Right there. They should figure it out.
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Rock and grandma's hot sauce. >> Yeah, I know. Except he has no idea the
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entire thing is staged around him. It's a workplace comedy meets hidden camera
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and uh it's unpredictable. It's authentic. It's so full of heart. The
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stakes are higher. The laughs are bigger. And it still celebrates the goodness in people. And here's the wild
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part. Rock and grandma's hot sauce. They're actually making it. >> Okay.
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>> And the flavors will be available on Amazon. >> Oh my god. I wonder if they started that
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first or if they they just made up that name and then it sounded funny. But it's going to get a lot of
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attention. But you know, this thing >> I'm kind of glad they didn't do it in
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the courtroom again cuz someone would figure that out. I would think. >> Oh, I don't think they could do it in
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the courtroom. I think that company retreat is uh the next best one. Yeah. >> It's hard to think of where to do it,
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but they did a good job. So, looking forward to that. >> Me, too. Watch now on Prime Video.
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Weren't you called the king of Snark at one point? >> I was for a while, but I think I handed
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it down. I didn't know what the word snarky was. And I heard it first from Dan Akroyd. I've never heard that term.
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>> Really? You know, you know, >> because you're the snarky guy around
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here, huh? >> You're the snarky guy. You know, uh, you know, you know, people love this the
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snark, you know. Yeah. You know, it's a good good way to get a laugh, right? I'm
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I'm Dan. I'm Dan Arkroyd. >> God, when Dan came by the old SNL offices, we would just be like arp.
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>> I know. He sat with us when we were there in ' 86. We he had dinner with us,
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you know. uh don't be in a hurry to leave the show. And he and he then he talked all about investing. What do you
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do with your money? You take the money you earn and then you invest it. >> Oh,
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>> he's worth 300 million. >> Wait, you were only 10 years after the
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huge blow up of SNL. So Dan Akroyd being there right off the heels and he was doing like trading places and [ __ ] Holy
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[ __ ] >> Uh Dan Akroyd as everyone knows is Canadian nice. He didn't have he never
00:21:10
had an ego or answer. I'd rather really look at look at um haunted houses to be
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honest. I mean he's fascinated by UFOs, paranormal. >> So anyway, he's
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>> I'm jealous of people. I am too, but I'm not that interesting. But you want to be
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different than just show stupid >> stuff. >> Well, let's talk let's talk about the
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Oscars for a second and see if we can get a banger without being too mean >> after our Oscars show.
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>> It's a lot of rules. Now we >> we have another week. We could [ __ ] on
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our Oscar live streaming episode 13 hours after Conan was face down in a pile of his own goo at the at the hook
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and crook. >> His own goo. >> No. Yeah, that's who's to say that you
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know this guy drank so much he woke up face down in a pile of his own goo. You don't know that expression?
00:22:01
>> No. >> You aren't the >> I'm going to add it. >> Conan doesn't drink.
00:22:06
>> Wait, what else is it going to tell you? Oh, the Bus Boys trailer came out.
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>> Oh, yeah. >> And and also that Keanu Reeves movie I did. Smaller part, but that came out.
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It's called Outcome. That's on Apple TV. That'll be in April 10th. And then Bus
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Boys is theaters April 17th, but >> Wow. >> A handful of theaters. So,
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I'm telling people, buy your tickets now because it's it's only in maybe a
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hundred. >> I'm just going to call it right now. April is the month of the spade.
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>> Yeah. Well, I saw the outcome trailer. I'm not in it that much. I'm gonna post
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it today, Heather, because um >> What do you play? I mean, what do you >> I'm uh
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>> what you have an accent or >> I'm one of his buddies whose name is
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Buddy. So, no, I don't have an accent. I don't do anything. It's just
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>> You don't do an accent? >> I'm kind of a douchebag. So, I live next
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to him in Malibu. And the joke is, you know, in Malibu, you kind of the balconies closed together like that. You
00:23:07
have about a foot between them cuz they're all badged together. The beach house,
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>> which is legit >> because they built it. It wasn't really in Malibu. It looked exactly.
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>> Anyway, um, so when I live here and he lives here, I can always talk to him. He can't
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really escape me. So I'm like, "What's up, guy?" And he's like, "Oh, hey, man." And and
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then like he goes out there to kind of zen and meditate. He's going through the
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ringer because he's >> superstar. He's got a movie coming out, but he's getting blackmailed and he just
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wants some peace and quiet. I'm like, >> "What's up?" >> And then he's got You're You're chipping
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at him. >> I'm just up his ass. Yeah. Just like star [ __ ] him and he's cuz I know
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he's a star in the movie. You know, he's plays like a Robert Downey Jr. big star
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and so uh kind of like he is in real life. But Jonah Hill wrote it and directed it.
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>> Oh yeah. Oh, that's cool. >> Cameron Diaz is his friend and um Jonah
00:24:08
is his lawyer and Matt Bulmer. >> Sounds kind of like a cool movie. >> It's a great It's a fun movie. You know,
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I'm going to go to the premiere in a little while, a couple weeks, but you know, so that's out.
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>> Bus Boys. >> Bus Boys. Bus Boys. >> We're trying to get Theo to come on
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before Bus Boys. So, we're gonna hopefully he'll be on here if he gets back in town because we want to do it in
00:24:28
person. You know, >> Bus Boys. Yeah. I may, you know, I've told you this and I think Theo, that
00:24:35
John Loveitz and I tried to get a sketch on SNL once. >> And it was called Billionaire Bus Boys.
00:24:42
>> Yeah. >> And And then we had a song, Billionaire Bus Boys. Billionaire Bus Boys. Just
00:24:46
like you and me. Billionaire Bus Boys. Billionaire Bus Boys. They are so carefree. They will clean your table
00:24:55
when they're ready and able. Oh, billionaire billionaire billionaire bus boys just like you and me except they're
00:25:05
billionaires. So the idea is they have they have to be employed a certain amount to keep all their inheritance
00:25:12
coming in. >> Oh. >> So every >> it's kind of like Brewers millions.
00:25:16
>> Every few days they just get fired on purpose. So someone's just eating their
00:25:19
soup posh restaurant. You just sit in front of them and take the I think I'll
00:25:23
take that just to get >> spoon up your ass. They have to get fired. So, they're slugging people and
00:25:29
throwing chairs. So, >> yeah, >> that'll be so cool. >> Try to be a bus boy for this. By the
00:25:36
way, love is his back hurts. So, I I might have to go over there and nurse him today.
00:25:43
>> Uh maybe I'll I'll text him or call. >> Give him a call. Check on him.
00:25:47
>> Yeah, the back. He likes to golf and play tennis. You got to really keep your
00:25:51
core on. >> I like to, but I can't. What? Jealous. >> Jealous of my spasm.
00:26:00
>> Um, yeah. I had an idea that maybe John, the character of John Love, will be part
00:26:06
of our five hour energy segment today. >> Oh, really? >> Mhm. >> Oh, let's do it.
00:26:10
>> Just a tease. >> No, let's do it. >> Let's do it. >> This is buzzing around. You know what
00:26:16
it's time for. It's time for buzzing around. >> Sponsored by 5Hour Energy and their
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or Amazon. >> I'm going to take a slug while you rev up your pipes. Take a slug.
00:26:44
This is kind of like um a movie set where Owen Wilson Hey, plays the babysitter of John Love it who plays
00:26:57
himself as a three-year-old and then there's a then there's a surprise guest. I'll try to make it
00:27:05
simple. All right. >> Sure. >> Owen Well syndrome. >> Everyone silent, please.
00:27:10
>> Go ahead. >> Sorry, little buddy. You can't have another doughnut.
00:27:15
Why not? I want another donut. Jealous? I promised your parents I wouldn't give
00:27:24
you more than one donut. I can't do it, buddy. I said give me a donut. Wait a
00:27:30
minute. Who are you? I'm Brad Pitt. Brad Pitt. Perfect. Maybe you can help me
00:27:37
with this baby. John Love it. You know, I'm not supposed to give him another donut. That's a good plan. What
00:27:46
do you think I should do? I can think of worse things than giving that little fella a donut. And I think
00:27:54
there's nothing wrong with giving a little kid a second doughnut. He'll remember it the rest of his life.
00:28:00
Exactly, Brad Pitt. >> So, give me a donut. I think it was a pretty good scene. Should we Should we
00:28:07
do it again, would he? No, that's uh I think we got it, you know. Just uh it's
00:28:12
great. No, you're terrific, but uh maybe we'll release it. Uh it'll be a an
00:28:17
opener for for bus boys. I try to go full circle. I've got good news, Brad Pitt. I pooped
00:28:26
my diapers. I'm so jealous you have that. I'll get you one. >> No, I have That's right. John should
00:28:37
have gone more scatological cuz he does like that. I have a full diaper. Jealous.
00:28:44
Oh, [ __ ] Heather, I ran out of batteries. I was going to go beep. This piece of [ __ ] Did you do that? The
00:28:55
>> They said it would last 5,000 years. >> Five hours. >> Taking this out of my doomsday [ __ ]
00:29:00
basement. >> My doomsday basement. I have a box, you know, in case everything goes wrong.
00:29:10
>> It's a rat bag with cashews and um raisins and uh That's right. Five head shots.
00:29:20
>> I don't know if I need those, but um just to make sure people know I'm
00:29:23
famous. If there's a bunch of rubble >> if there's a Yeah, it's kind of like
00:29:26
>> Please help me first. Please help me. >> Would you potentially be like Burgess
00:29:31
Meredith in this scenario? You got to help me rock because these rocks are going to hurt me. Boy minute.
00:29:40
Just so people know, he's doing Burgess Meredith, this famous actor for 100 years who was playing the rough and
00:29:48
tumble Brooklyn kind of coach, a trainer >> to Sylvester Stallone and Rocky. He's
00:29:54
supplanting it to a very sophisticated 1962 black and white Twilight Zone where he plays someone who survives a nuclear
00:30:02
holocaust and wants to read books. >> Just so just so it makes sense. >> He was always worried about Rocky and he
00:30:09
likes and he's more tough love. If you look if you watch the movies carefully,
00:30:13
he does like Rocky. He's very tough on him. And he goes, "I'm going fight Mr.
00:30:19
T." And he goes, "Are you kidding me? He's got a hoy. He's got a poant.
00:30:24
Permanent. >> Yeah, permanent. >> But he says poment every time. >> You know, just do it.
00:30:34
>> I TOLD YOU HIS BRAIN IS GOOD. HE'S CLEARED THE FIGHT. >> He got scrambled eggs.
00:30:41
>> I mean, basically in the first movie, he led with his face instead of throwing
00:30:46
punch for like, >> "Keep hitting me till you're tired. Hey yo. Hey. And he's all swollen. Hey.
00:30:56
Adrien. >> That's pretty good. And she fell in love with him right at that moment.
00:31:04
>> Adrien was like the most supportive wife. You can't win. I was like, "Oh, thanks, Adrien." And
00:31:10
then after he wins, she's like, "You shouldn't have won. It should have been
00:31:13
a decision for him." I'm like, "Adrien, >> after how much money do you have on
00:31:18
this?" Uhoh. Yeah, I put on the sunglasses, but my eyes are so swollen with butt kiss.
00:31:27
>> Is that the turtle or the dog? >> Ring ring ring ring. Yeah, this is
00:31:33
sneaker. Oh, boy. >> I could do a fight picture, too. I could take punishment with my face.
00:31:42
Sorry. Yeah, I know. It's okay. Yeah, >> it's okay. So, you're going to vacation
00:31:48
to Mexico? Yeah. Anyway, I'm a huge fan of both those guys. Stallone and Schwarzenegger,
00:32:02
greatest movie stars, man. >> I like that you add that at the end. >> I know. In case people go, I'm not doing
00:32:07
Sylvester Stallone. I'm exaggerating the character of Rocky when he got his face
00:32:12
smashed by Apollo Creed. >> Mhm. He's got cinder blocks in his gloves. Now you got to work around these
00:32:21
challenges. >> Yeah, the guy was kind of negative. He's going to MUY PERMANENT. HIS HANDS are
00:32:27
like blocks of concrete. He's twice as big as you. Where's the bad part, Paul?
00:32:34
You're on so many steroid nuts on your chest. Hey, 2% body fat doesn't play it. Okay.
00:32:45
>> You haven't had a boner since 1971, Rock. >> You're not ALLOWED TO PUT HAVE AN IV IN
00:32:54
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00:35:02
>> Your words, not mine. Now, we did a 12minute buzzing around. >> Yeah, that was
00:35:08
>> Is that the way it's supposed to go? All right. Here he is. Is >> this supposed to be split screen? Let me
00:35:12
see. >> Yeah. Look at that blue line right where we have to see. >> Okay.
00:35:16
>> Okay. >> Oh, yeah. Okay. Mississippi. Okay. You know about NIL and all this,
00:35:22
>> of course. name image like >> Mississippi is pulling a fast one and
00:35:26
saying they pass a no tax on NIL money it helps Old Miss and Mississippi State of course look at it like it says at the
00:35:35
bottom a teacher taxed police taxed healthcare worker third string cornerback taxfree so they can say come
00:35:43
here we'll not only give you a couple million to play in college we won't tax
00:35:47
you >> that's uh I I assume they'll win every game the rest >> tipping the scale cuz you're going to if
00:35:54
you get a $3 million offer from California and you get, you know, the worst taxes in the country, then you go,
00:36:00
I can go to Old Miss. >> I know. >> Keep all my money. I mean, crazy.
00:36:04
>> That is the problem. I mean, he was I guess the Senator John Kennedy was
00:36:08
having lunch with uh Gavin Newsome. Now, it get me wrong, but the thing you have
00:36:14
to remember is that you are competing for talent on all levels from 50 other states. Yeah. Did I do I make myself
00:36:24
clear now? You want to tax the [ __ ] out of people? Sorry. Pardon my French. And
00:36:30
do you think that'll make them come to your state and work there? >> 50. The right amount of states cuz that
00:36:39
number is the states. Yeah. >> Well, that's smart. Some some guy came out of a swamp. So, I got an idea.
00:36:45
>> Yeah, that's a good idea. We ain't going to tax N ANYMORE. Mississippi today was reported to be the
00:36:54
highest per capita earning state of the nation. That was Tom Brooff. >> Yeah. Every kid there is going to make
00:37:02
so much money. It is a smart move and they pass it right away because there's
00:37:05
not much going on. So they're just like, "Hey, this is how we can draw and have a
00:37:09
killer team." It's >> Do people understand when when I NIL came in or what it means? Is that common
00:37:14
knowledge name? You can be in college and get paid doing Instagram and you're
00:37:20
promoting and commercials. You can get paid. >> You know what's funny is they
00:37:25
>> millions name image and likeness, but really it's just been we'll just pay you
00:37:30
to come here. >> Mhm. >> And so we can use your name, image, image, and likeness,
00:37:35
>> but that's very secondary, it seems, because it's really just like a draft.
00:37:40
Like every year you can just switch schools. I think you can switch during, but switch around. But put it this way,
00:37:48
when I was growing up, they'd be like, "The coach gets 10 million, >> the stadium is full of 80,000 people
00:37:55
paying, they got concessions." I mean, it's a billions and billions and
00:37:58
billions of dollars and these guys playing football and they're getting paid zero and they could get an injury
00:38:04
and then that's it. So, it' be like, you know, I don't I don't know if I'm coming
00:38:08
back from my senior year. I can't feel my feet. It's like varsity blues. Yeah. Well, I
00:38:17
think that's true. And so people said they should get paid. This feels like it
00:38:21
was an overcorrection. Well, maybe it was an over someone in the middle. >> The the gymnast who's now on Baywatch,
00:38:27
I'm sorry. Her name is >> um Olivia Dunn. Olivia Dunn seems like a very nice, sweet young woman and she has
00:38:35
been very smart and clever and she she was a really great gymnast or is with leveraging that into a career. So, props
00:38:44
to her, >> right? She gets millions to do what she does. So, >> Whoops. I mean, you know, the fact that
00:38:51
I look the way I look in a um in a speedo >> Yeah. >> You know, Gervet said, "YEAH, WELL, YOUR
00:38:58
BODY YOU SHOULD BE ON BAYWATCH. YOU'D BE A LITTLE BIT OLDER, but you still be
00:39:02
cut. >> I will tell you that that >> time that open casting call was a long
00:39:08
day for me and then I never got I never heard anything from it. >> Well, what's so funny is I'm doing the
00:39:13
craziest [ __ ] on one side and I see you kind of like, okay, >> I hear you doing curvets and I'm going
00:39:20
>> telling you to audition for >> B. I can't see anymore. And you're like,
00:39:24
um, >> I go, let me go over some documents here. I'm listening to you go
00:39:32
I can't I can't commit harder. >> All right. I was saying I added on an addendum that
00:39:38
I auditioned for Baywatch. I went to the 12-hour casting call on Santa Monica Beach
00:39:44
>> and along with everyone else and I didn't get even a call back. >> Yeah. I was uh I I tested for sort of an
00:39:52
R-rated comedy called Bay [ __ ] and I didn't get it. >> Oh, that's too bad. I went in and I
00:39:59
said, they said, "Let's see you in your speedo." I go, they go, "I see you have
00:40:03
a photo of you in your speedo and a photo of you without your speedo." And I
00:40:09
go, "Yeah, that one's for you." And they go, "It's not really what we're
00:40:15
looking for." >> Yeah. I had kind of an oversized speedo. It's called a slowdo. And it's
00:40:22
just a little roomier. >> Yeah. Keep some room so things can jostle. Uh anyway, I want to be more insane and
00:40:38
have you look down. I go, I don't want to wanna. And then you go, okay. >> No, I was I'm sending you one of these
00:40:46
so you can gift me with this. >> I like it. I got to find another one. >> It's $2 on Amazon.
00:40:58
>> All right, >> that's $2 too many. Okay, let's go to another story. Do we have any other
00:41:02
stories? We literally have one story. >> Okay, I'm fine. Okay, standup comedian,
00:41:10
recently diagnosed with terminal cancer, travels thousands of miles to try to kill his ex-wife
00:41:17
as his last dying act. murders. Oh, he did kill her. Oh, this is in Arizona. >> No, Anchorage.
00:41:28
>> Stand up. Recently diagnosed with terminal trials. Now, where does the standup comedy part come in? I mean, how
00:41:34
>> it's not that funny. Um, I don't know, but a standup comedian does this. Wow.
00:41:38
Gives It's giving us a bad name. >> Before he headed out, he he uh headed up
00:41:44
uh he was headlining a comedy club. I think it was in Tucson called the Slice and Dish.
00:41:50
Okay, it's all I got. >> Okay, that was a fun story. But, you know, we we like toote comedians.
00:42:03
>> Yeah. Yeah. He's a He's a really good comedian. He's got He's got a great
00:42:07
chunk. >> Mhm. >> Oh my god. This one's too bright. It's too late now, but
00:42:13
>> hang on. This is what you did when you walked into your Baywatch audition. They
00:42:17
go, "Are you excited to be here? I guess so. >> This is when you came in and your your
00:42:24
slowdo auditioning. >> That was my >> Oh, that almost sounds like the nurse.
00:42:32
I'm going to call the doctor. >> Whoa. >> This is more like the nurse.
00:42:45
>> This is our old show. >> I'm so embarrassing. I'm sorry, folks.
00:42:49
We've been doing this a while. Uh, sorry, we got a little silly. Uh, >> no. Honestly, I got to take this.
00:42:57
>> Yeah. >> Go for Dicky. >> Well, I love the fake thing holding up.
00:43:02
>> That was a good be more like Yeah. And you go like this. Hello. >> Okay, let's do another one.
00:43:09
>> All right. >> Oh. >> Oh, this is Wendy's. Oh, because you
00:43:17
know what? But we didn't get to it last week, but I said I've been into Wendy's
00:43:21
and when they do this, let's check your eyesight, Dana. >> They're looking for a chief tasting
00:43:27
officer about the role. >> Okay. >> Chief tasting officer. Wendy's.
00:43:33
>> 100 grand a year. >> 100 grand. I could have read that. Light. Oh, yeah. I can read it now.
00:43:40
Remote locations. Light mostly to your local Wendy's and a human mouth. The pulse, opinions, creativity, taste.
00:43:47
That's the credentials. >> Job type, dream. >> And then is this real?
00:43:53
>> Yes, it is. Do you hate your job? I think it's Wendy's being like
00:43:57
getting younger people by talking like directly and funny about a real job, >> right?
00:44:03
>> You want the vibes. You want to come in here. You want to kick back. You don't
00:44:07
want anyone busting your >> ball. We're fun. >> Yeah, that's a fun ad for a job at
00:44:13
Wendy's. I have not gone into Wendy's in a while, but I've maybe been into
00:44:17
Wendy's 3,000 times in my life. >> I have been a taste tester. I'd like to
00:44:21
reenact that right now. I've been taste tester at a hamburger joint. I won't say
00:44:25
which one. Wendy's. Anyway, so it's like, "All right, let me have that.
00:44:28
Thank you." Okay, this is a double cheeseburger. Okay, here we go. With a special sauce. All right.
00:44:41
>> Yeah. I got Okay, now I want to see you eating it. I want to see you. You'd be good at
00:44:53
this. >> Uh try our new try our new deluxe uh spade burger. Go ahead. Let me see you m
00:44:59
that out and then I'll give you a review. >> Here we go. >> Napkin.
00:45:04
>> Okay. Napkin. Get the burger. Bite. >> Here's me not liking it, but acting like
00:45:08
I like it. >> Okay. It's good. It's really uh I didn't know there'd be a dog tooth in it, but I
00:45:29
don't I don't hate it. I think it's good. >> Well, that was making me laugh because
00:45:37
it it was so serious. Yeah. Let me take that. cuz all the bosses were looking. Find it.
00:45:52
We don't know which way you're going with it yet. >> Oh, good. >> He's giving a okay sign.
00:46:06
>> And scene. >> Here's another one. Ready? >> Oh, no. There's a faster version.
00:46:10
>> Okay. >> I I'm putting it in the napkin because I love it so much. I'm going to eat it
00:46:19
again later. >> Yeah. Here's another one. >> I guarantee we say that we don't even
00:46:26
know what we're going to do. We just say it. >> God, >> he's holding his nose.
00:46:35
>> Oh. >> Oh, the taste tester. Oh. Oh, >> are you barfing because you like it too
00:46:42
much? >> I don't know. >> No, I'm trying to cover for you in front
00:46:47
of the boss. >> Oh, yeah. [ __ ] Why you get all the good ones? That's a good one.
00:46:53
Thank you. We've heard it. Give us something new. Okay, here's >> You like that one?
00:47:08
>> Uhhuh. >> I do like that one. >> Yeah, that's cute. >> That would be Yeah, that's your review.
00:47:14
>> Okay, let's do another one. >> That's the hamburger. Okay,
00:47:16
>> we'll get the F. >> Here we go. All right, here it is. Here's our final clip.
00:47:22
>> Oh, oh. Oh, funny. Have we never shown this? >> I don't think we did. This This keeps
00:47:29
popping up my Instagram. The facts of life. If I don't like the word failed is
00:47:32
a little strong. Big Apple Blues did not get picked up. I think it aired but didn't get picked up. I think
00:47:39
>> Facts of Life episode Big Apple Blues. You play the love interest in it and
00:47:44
you're like a you're 12 here or something. >> Go to the next one. >> You're Miami Vice.
00:47:49
>> Oh no. You can't see me in this one. >> Oh, we can't. Can it frame
00:47:53
>> the muscles? >> Can they Aren't we seeing a video? No. >> No. No, I guess they're photos, but this
00:48:00
right side is too big. The left side's too small. I don't care about the
00:48:03
writing. >> Yeah. >> Um, that's 2D on the left. >> And that you can see part of your head
00:48:08
and elbow. >> Oh, I'm ripped, dude. I'm in a muscle shirt. My pants are unbuttoned for some
00:48:13
reason. >> But, >> well, this is a I was a comedian in it, but I was not.
00:48:19
Grio, who spun off and did Booker right after this, big star. I >> I am a doctor. um, scrub tech, but I'm
00:48:28
in med school. And in the pilot, I I already take Mindy out and I go I start crying. I'm like, "Sarge, I lost a
00:48:37
patient." I like, "Someone dies. Why am I in charge of anyone that would die?"
00:48:42
>> Mhm. >> I'm like 26, you know, 24. The episode, this is the by line, introduced new
00:48:50
characters played by David Spade, who portrayed a sarcastic aspiring comedian named Scott.
00:48:57
>> I don't think I was a comedian. >> No, they always say that. >> Grio, who blew up on a rocket ship right
00:49:02
after this on his own TV show. >> Well, they should next week. Let's get
00:49:07
because Meg Ryan played my girlfriend for a few episodes. One of the boys 1981. Yeah.
00:49:15
>> Yeah. They used to work with me. Let's Let's do it. This will be full circle
00:49:18
moment. >> Me, this is really cool. Me's really cool, man. You ever see Harry?
00:49:24
>> Oh, boy. You dropping. That's what the people want to hear. >> Oh,
00:49:28
>> I want to hear about stars. >> Stars. Well, I've sold my Mickey Rooney
00:49:32
ones with Nathan. >> Dana has met every star in the book. >> Well, I did re You know what? SNL 130
00:49:40
episodes. Whoops. Maybe 140. Excuse me. So, you meet you meet 140 stars. I met Robert Mitchum. This is for the boomers.
00:49:49
Charlton H. Not met, work with them. >> Yeah. >> It's an amazing part of being on
00:49:54
Saturday live >> and every band. >> Every band, man. >> Nirvana, Pearl Jam,
00:50:01
>> older ones, newer ones. Elvis Costello. >> The What was the one I did where you you
00:50:07
were my writer? Whoops. >> Hosted. It was the MTV >> Oh, the MTV VMAs. Yeah.
00:50:12
>> Yeah. And that was with Nirvana and stuff like that. I mean, I was I was a
00:50:16
bit of a dick. I'd go in the writer's room. Guys, come on. Let's go. Let's Oh,
00:50:21
there he is. Jeez. You look You look really built up. Is that >> Why are my pants unbuttoned?
00:50:27
>> Why are your That says This is AI. AI gave you giant arms and and pulled your
00:50:33
zipper down. Right. >> Why is Tooty looking at you like that? >> I might have been bricked up. So, I said
00:50:38
I need to give it some a breathing room. >> You were never that bricked up. Now my
00:50:43
wiener like I was like I give it the Levi five button stress test. Uh she's looking at me like
00:50:49
>> well maybe it's >> why are your pants off? >> Bob Dubac used to do that. The guy who
00:50:55
was our landlord basically a comedian Bob Dubac who's who's out with uh he's
00:51:00
got a oneman show uh Jesus uh doing standup. That's really funny. >> Dubac. I haven't seen him in a while.
00:51:08
>> Yeah. Yeah. He's out there. He's definitely good-looking and >> he's funny. He's got this really fun
00:51:13
guy. I like him. >> Yeah, he's great. >> All right, let's wrap it up. Dana, we've
00:51:18
done too much. Too much you tank top just because the angle you look so built up.
00:51:24
>> I was I used to do be able to do 13 pull-ups. >> Seriously? Okay.
00:51:29
>> I used to be strong, dude. >> Well, the only thing I can say now is
00:51:32
Well, what happened? >> Yeah. What happened? >> Where's the deflate noise?
00:51:39
Whoops. Oh boy. Look. Are you taking off your coat, sir? >> Yeah. Right at the end. Well, I was
00:51:45
>> like this. >> This is >> I just bought these on Amazon for $2.
00:51:52
But >> aren't you Aren't you hot? That's a good shirt. >> Can you see what it says, though?
00:51:58
>> I don't I can't. >> I like straight. What does it say, Heather?
00:52:03
>> It doesn't say anything, does it? >> No, it's it's right there.
00:52:07
I can't see. >> Your laptop camera ain't a gun. >> Your grainy 8 mm.
00:52:13
>> Hey, that's that's 1080p. You're in 9K. No, >> you're a 9K loser.
00:52:19
>> 1080p. Don't be jealous. >> [ __ ] >> Um, this is from the Gap. And if Gap
00:52:27
>> fallen, >> if you would like to become a sponsor on this podcast,
00:52:33
>> I have a great old Gap shirt from literally easily 25. >> I like it cuz it's basic. I like basic.
00:52:41
>> That's a cool one. Yeah, it's got a little stripes so it gives you a little
00:52:43
something something but like it. I've got a green one as well. Hold on. >> I would be hot with that coat on though.
00:52:50
>> No, not not this room. >> People are like, "Is this over?" I mean,
00:52:55
it's we would say the same if it was over. So, we should finish. >> Well, unless
00:53:00
>> you want to show Oh. Oh, this is an unboxing, Heather. >> Oh. >> Oh, that one I can read the gap.
00:53:07
>> Yeah. >> Love it. >> So, >> that's a good green. >> Anyway, but yeah. So, I put I make this
00:53:13
room very cold when I come in here. It's called air conditioning. >> Do you know what we used to say on Gap
00:53:19
girls? Welcome to the Gap. Can I sell you some crap? Gap Girls was legendary. Could Could I
00:53:26
just get a little bit of your character? What was her name? Meg. Just do it for a
00:53:30
second. >> Just do it for a second. >> Um, my boyfriend last night, he's always
00:53:39
telling me I look like I just slept on my face. >> That's what That's what Sandler says.
00:53:44
Why do you even go out with him? He says, "You look like you slept on your face." I go, he's really honest. He's a
00:53:48
cancer. >> It was you. I make excuses. Right. >> Farley. Yeah. Farley was our manager.
00:53:56
>> But uh she was Cindy. And then >> Schneider worked at the doughnut hut
00:54:02
next door. >> Schneider donut hut. >> And I said and he came in with Sarah
00:54:07
Gilbert. And I go, "Oh, but isn't the doughnut hut sluts?" >> Um I I don't
00:54:13
>> writing Emmy. >> It's between dress and air. Um I don't know if you need the donut hole slots.
00:54:19
It's It's a little bit weighty. What? It's funny. Arthur, >> it's all I got. Give it to me. I don't
00:54:29
have any other lines. He goes, Schneider walks in. He goes, "We're in the food
00:54:33
court." And he goes, "Oh, it's the Gap girls and they're eating again. What a
00:54:36
surprise." All right. I don't want to give the whole thing away. >> Give it all away.
00:54:43
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