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Rite Aid is a WAR ZONE🫨🤯 #superfly #shorts #comedy

August 22, 2024 / 00:48

This episode discusses a chaotic shopping experience in Los Angeles, featuring a humorous encounter with a man contemplating theft due to the lack of rules.

The narrator describes visiting a nearly empty grocery store on Sunset Boulevard, where only 15 items remain. They observe a large man, humorously referred to as "Mikey midriff," who is in a rush and considers stealing his items.

The situation escalates as Mikey bumps into a family while trying to leave quickly, leading to a comical exchange about his theft. The narrator reflects on the honor system in LA, where people often choose whether to wait in line or not.

This lighthearted discussion highlights the absurdity of the situation and the relaxed attitudes towards rules in the city.

TL;DR

A humorous tale of a chaotic grocery run in LA with a man considering theft.

Episode

0:48
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I go to the biggest right eight on
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Sunset it's literally got 15 items left
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and it's about an acre 15 it is like a
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war zone in a whole aisle there's one
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toothpaste and I see a guy walking in
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huge dude with his shirt pulled up but I
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get only three things so I walk up I get
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in line now the two helpers that work
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there aren't there now my man comes up
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behind me with his stuff Mikey midriff
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they don't come back so he says shoot I
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think I'm going to have to steal this
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stuff I got to get going I go cool you
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know I give him the Thumbs Up by the way
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the whole La is on the honor System now
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there's no real laws or rules there
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nothing's going to happen you either
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wait in line or you don't he runs out
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then he runs into a man and woman with
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their three kids and he goes who sorry
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sorry sorry I just stole this I got to
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go I got to I'm in a hurry he's on us
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where's he going like you know what I
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mean he's got jury duty why do you got
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to rush out he's got to get out of here
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he's got to go

Badges

This episode stands out for the following:

  • 70
    Funniest
  • 65
    Most unserious (in a good way)
  • 60
    Most chaotic

Episode Highlights

  • A Chaotic Shopping Experience
    In a war zone of a store, a man contemplates stealing due to the chaos.
    “I think I'm going to have to steal this stuff.”
    @ 00m 22s
    August 22, 2024
  • Honor System in LA
    A reflection on the lawlessness of shopping in LA, where waiting in line is optional.
    “The whole LA is on the honor system now.”
    @ 00m 27s
    August 22, 2024

Episode Quotes

Key Moments

  • Shopping Chaos00:06
  • Desperate Decisions00:22
  • Honor System00:27

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