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Chloe, >> Chloe Fineman, Dana, lovely young lady that was with you more than me. I've
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only seen her. >> I saw her at the Marcelo premiere and then I saw her when I did the show, but
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you're more familiar with her. She's great though. >> Yeah, she's great. And she's from the
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Bay Area. And um we did the um Jennifer Culage sketch, which she asked me to do.
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She wrote it. >> That's right. >> With Ariana Grande, remember her? Oh,
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yeah. >> And uh that was really fun. That was a killer. That got big laughs.
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>> Yeah. So, she's uh just a super talent, lovely young person, funny.
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>> Um >> she may do the most impressions on that on that show. >> She's one of those people. She could
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play characters, do impressions. I mean, she's totally built for sketch comedy.
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>> And the Drew Barrymore, I think I hit her on DM. I didn't know her, but I'm
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like that Drew Barrymore was a killer. like trying to throw out compliments here and there when I watch the show. Um
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or even when I see standups, >> you know, on my feed, >> I'll kick them something just to say,
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"Hey, one more person out there saying good job on that bit." But Khloe's
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great. Um we had a lot of fun with her as always and she's such a sweet uh person.
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>> So, here she is. Chloe Fineman. Okay, Chloe, I have a character, a new character for you.
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>> Nope. >> Uh, a person trying to get on Zoom with technical voices coming in. Go to AR7.
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Do you see a blue dot? No. >> Yellow button in the corner. Like some sort of
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>> Roman numerical numbers in the upper left hand. >> It looks like a kid.
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>> All right, let's let's click out and try again. We've been through this for
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years. It's It's very common. Martin Short took took 45 minutes. >> Did he Okay, that makes me feel
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wonderful. >> I was kind of cited, but I think a half hour. >> Okay. And I took 10 minutes
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>> and I'm That's Yeah, that's Are you guys in LA? >> That that factors out about, right?
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>> Southern California, undisclosed location, you know. Okay. Okay. >> I don't need any paps in my life. like
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like I'm really really getting followed a lot. >> So you're in the white hot world of
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Saturday Night Live and you're living in Manhattan. >> Yeah. >> Wow.
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>> Zooming from the kitchen. >> Did you live in New York before or spend
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time in New York before you got SNL? >> I did. Uh not to be You're from Did you
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ever live in Northern California? >> Oh yeah. No, I'm I'm from uh San Carlos.
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And you're from Piedmont. >> Yeah. Berkeley is what I tell people. is Pedmontland.
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>> Piedmont is a really really nice place. I've done my brother lives there.
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>> But the name kind of >> Pedmont right now. >> Really? That's insane.
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>> Yeah. Well, >> is it next to Kand or not? >> Oakland. Oh, I get it.
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>> God damn. I'll say it one more time. Um, >> I'm not gonna walk you through all of
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them. >> You can only use that joke when someone near Oakland is on the >> My driver. I went to see my brother. Of
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course I have a driver and he goes, "Welcome to Cland." I'm like, >> "What?"
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>> That's >> I keep track of these Keland jokes. That's David's seventh
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within four minutes. >> Wow. No, it was it was more of a marijuana place growing up. I grew up in
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Berkeley and then in high school I moved to Pedmont. >> Berkeley's pretty cool.
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>> Yeah. Cool. >> I just I the first time I lived in New York, uh I was like doing something
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anyway. I was like 25 26 it >> and had never been to New York. So I just wondered you'd lived there before
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and then you get back and now you have the coolest job you can have in New York probably.
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>> Yeah, I went to college here. So I' I've been here in the West Village uh for
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like over almost 20 years. >> That wasn't on your research, was it? Okay.
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My first 20 minutes I got a tear up. >> NO, NO, NO. YEAH, I WENT to school here.
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Um, so I've been here since I was like 18. I'm 35. >> Okay. >> Yeah.
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>> And did you ever walk by Rockefeller Center, you knew that's where SNL was,
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and kind of go, "Huh?" >> I had a really exhausted roommate who was an intern. She was like a page and
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she was so tired but so happy. That was the only >> uh knowledge of it. I I went to like
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drama school, so I thought I would do like Shakespeare. >> I never thought I would
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>> Can you give us a little Shakespeare? What's the ultimate Shakespeare?
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>> Uh Robin Williams did a lot of He was doing Shakespearean stuff and he always
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had one leftover >> Shakespearean thing. He wouldn't use the mic, but he was just being Rob Williams.
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Oh, look, the moon. It hangs low like a tessicle in the sky. Like that was He did that a thousand times.
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>> A bit of a hybrid. Huh? >> Yeah. >> Is this a dagger I see before? I guess.
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Is this a penis I see before me? Come, let me crush thee. Here we go. >> Oh. Oh, common problem. If the mic went
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down, Robin would always go. Oh, common problem. >> He had so many. We love him. But um so
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what else do you want to talk about? Sarah. Sarah Sherman. >> Oh, we know your little doofy buddy
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Sarah. >> Yeah, my little freakazoid pal. how is uh I want to ask you that you did the
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Paramount. She hit me up and said, "We're doing the Paramount after you."
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>> And I was like, "Look at these girls. Within minutes they're doing the same
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theater I'm doing after I've been sweating and slugging it away for 50,000
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years." >> And then um >> I think it probably sound like fun, but
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how does that happen with you two? And then what do you do? >> Uh that's a good You know, we're very
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different, but it works. Um, yeah. Two, I think we're obviously Sarah's like extremely disgusting
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and nauseating and there was like a 30 minute slideshow of a of like a vagina prosthetic that Louis was mad at her
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that he didn't get to make and it is so disgusting. And then I come out and I do
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my impressions, but I make them orgasm. So, it's guess it's like a rated X.
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Yeah. Yeah. I train. >> It's an after dark kind of show. >> Well, you have your crossover audience
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from SNL and so it's more potent and then it would be like me and Dana going
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out. It's like people that like it go, "Oh, if they like one, they'll take the
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other or they like you both." You know, that's always fun. And it sounds like
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it's a very intriguing show that I would see for sure. I think it sounds just fun
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because I don't know what it is. >> So people just want to go cuz you're
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both good and you're both funny. So that's >> and also your personas. We're we're just
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meeting you now, which is fun. And Sarah >> Yeah. >> is uh is sort of sweet. I don't know. Or
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like you're you're not like kind of, >> you know, and then when it then when
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you're working blue, it's has this energy to you. You don't expect you
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don't expect it. >> Two nice little Jewish perverts coming out. >> Yeah, it was good.
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>> Yeah. I saw when we did Chloe the um I used to work at the show, too. when we
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did the um uh whatever Sandler's tour and then she was on a couple with me. It
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was so funny because I didn't know her at all and then she was actually super
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easy to talk to, super fun. She's very magnetic personality. She's very sweet
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and then she gets out. I don't interact at all. Then she's like, "New York,
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where's my New Yorker?" Sticks the mic out and they kind of go, "Hey, there's a
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couple. All right, what about that pizza? How about the garbage?" And then now they've stopped applauding.
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What about abortions? What about that? And she goes on for another 19 times around the side going,
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>> and now I love it because she doesn't give a fat buck at all. >> No, she she did a lot of
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>> chilling abortion material in intense >> abortion chunk. >> Yeah, big abortion chunk.
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>> It was great. >> That's >> You got to follow it. I'd be backstage
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going I'm I'm up there going, should I do 7-Eleven then McDonald's? If you're
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orgasm as your impressions which are really stout I want to hear a few of those by the way that which just to get
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the which one kills the hardest which one they did they eat up >> you know it's different it's different
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every place um I I've been doing it for years I'm always like god this is so
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hack but you know not everyone's I'd say like Drew Barammore starts strong there
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they all they all do pretty good and then I think I do way too many than I should people get then they're kind of
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like laughing just to be nice. >> In Texas, the Ted Cruz orgasm does better.
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>> Yeah. >> Yeah. There's like some old like an old Melania Trump one. I do them all. I just
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do them all. >> Oh, you do? Do you do Melania? >> Mhm. >> Did I say it right?
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>> I think so. >> Melania. >> Malania. >> Melania. >> Close enough.
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>> Melania. Yeah, >> we know what we're talking about. And do you do I've seen you do uh
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men. Is it harder or is it is there any difficulty to do men? >> I can do like beautiful boys. I think
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like a boyish a beautiful boyish man is much easier. Real real men. Um no I think they're so hard. Harry Styles I
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remember like doing in front of Harry Styles at the show and I bombed so badly. Horrible horse.
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Was it? >> No, no, no. And and like he was like looking at me in disgust. But yeah,
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doing it and I' and I most of the men I do, I happened to do it in front of them.
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>> God, you just get them delivered to your front door. Timothy Shalamé is kind of
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your I mean, he's he's so huge right now. You're the only one who >> does him. There it is. Yeah.
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>> Kind of. >> Yeah. But he is nice about it. You can tell it's I don't know. I'm like a lot
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older than I just feel like this like weird older woman just like obsessed with these little boys. He's very kind
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about it. Um but it's hard not to I don't know if you have this where you
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like slip into the slip into the voice when you're around the person. No, >> because you're sort of mimicking you're
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picking it up as you go probably. >> Yeah. And they give you all these G like
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Yeah. He was totally totally >> Dane is great at that. Well, uh, we're you know, sister,
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brother from another mother. Yeah. With your Timothy, uh, you Yeah. You find you
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find these rhythms and hooks and then they really help you get in. It's like,
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what's that sound you just made as Timothy? >> Yeah, it was like listening to a lot of
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interview. This was like before he became huge. I I started working on him and it was like, you know, growing up in
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New York. Uhhuh. And you're growing up in New York as an actor and it kind of
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like rhythmically like goes like that and then he laughs. >> Yeah. And that's it.
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>> Yeah. >> Just like a 19-year-old billionaire. He's like the most famous guy. They
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don't they they don't give a [ __ ] That's why he doesn't get back.
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>> You're kind of you're in that mold where you're accurate, but you're also an
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abstractionist. You're you're making it into a character. >> I tried to I think that's like after
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hearing like Lauren will talk about other people. You know how he I don't know if he does that to you where he
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talks about other people to tell to kind of have you glean insight into yourself
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and he'd always talk about you or Fred >> and not being having a take. Yeah. Not
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being like so it's not like um a biopic, >> right? It's just sort of a it's it's
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only it's probably going to get laughs. Sorry, Dan. It's probably going to get
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laughs. Meanwhile, I'm the guy that doesn't do impressions. But it gets more
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laughs when I watch you or Dana. >> You do do an impression of your >> I say your little Yeah. But I show your
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Lord. I show your little Lord. >> God damn. I thought of a good >> How long did it take you before you had
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a Lauren? Like day one or >> Yeah, >> honey. As I think as soon as I sat
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across from the first time I met him, I was like, this is never leaving. Um the first thing he asked when you have
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to like meet him he was I'm from the Bay Area and he was like are your parents
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hippies? And then that was >> I like when he talks nothing about like you're auditioning for the show. Come in
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come in wait five hours then you come in he's like >> do you like baseball? You're like what?
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>> I know >> it's just something nothing about show business or anything. I just like to get
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a feel. >> He told me once I go Lauren I'm looking for an apartment. What are you up to
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David? He's totally bored with nothing else to do. Come in. And I'm like, "Oh."
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And then he goes, "Sit down." I'll make some calls. And then he goes, "Uh, when
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he's done with the calls, he goes, "What's going on with you?" Basically,
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like, "Are you still on the show?" So, I go, "Yeah, yeah." And, uh, I go, "Yeah,
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I'm looking for an apartment, but I'm a little torn because one's like uh upper
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west side and one's like lower upper west side, but one was a little more expensive." And he goes, "It's important
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where you live." >> And I go, >> I know he's >> right. I think it's more of the price
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point. >> Yes. Wait. The thing he said to me, which is why I'm always like, which is
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why we're trying to do these Paramount shows as much as possible. He was like,
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>> "Yeah, >> you always want to live in a place you can't quite afford."
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>> Oh, it's very close to what he said to me. Exactly. It's very important. So,
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money is not a problem. And I'm like, is is it though? Oh, I think it is. >> I think
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>> Do you have you been in a u like Okay, you're on 8H and Lauren's office is on
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the ninth floor and there's glass. I'm painting a picture for the listeners and
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then you see the rehearsal down there and you're up there hanging out with him
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talking about something and then in his own incredible Lauren way, you know, be like Kevin's going through that, you
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know, it's the second season and where is this? You know, he psychoanalyzes.
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Not not in a very sweet way, not mean, but >> you always wonder what he says about you
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when you're down there. >> I'm so terrified. I I have very close friends who are writers on the show and
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they just will not tell me. And I know it's I know it's awful and would like
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never get out of my head. >> What Khloe's is she's kind of stuck in a
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uh and you're like >> what? >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. But then I feel like when he talks about
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other people and maybe it's that crazy making but you're like is he trying to
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say something about me you know where it's like well show and show was you know if you're doing the same thing you
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did in your first year and your fifth year it's time to go you know and you're
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hard not hard not to be like >> yeah it's hard to take it constructively
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and move on. >> Yeah. Remember one time he said to me, "Any anything new or are you pretty much
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played out?" >> I know. I don't >> Did Bush Senior and Bush Jr. have
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another baby? There might be another third one to do. >> Yeah. And it does kind of scare you. I
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mean, I was This is in ' 80s, early 90s. I'd worry about the show cuz he'd get me
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worried and I'm like, "It's summertime." And I'm like, >> and you're also Well, you know, but it's
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remarkably the same. >> Chloe, I have one. He told me, "This is the last thing we'll talk about." He
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said, "Uh, he goes, uh, I see you on a lot of talk shows." >> I go,
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>> he goes, "Anything to add to that?" And he goes, "Well, they can't miss you if
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you don't go away." Oo, that's a good one, though. That's a lot of talk shows.
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>> Yeah. Yeah. I mean, hey, not >> it's like doing commercials. I think he
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was saying in general with celebrities, do a movie, lay low. That that was actually the old school now.
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>> Yeah. >> Now it's podcast and [ __ ] but you know, just go away and but that doesn't work
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anymore. You can't go away. There's no way to do it. >> Back to Chloe's.
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>> Back to her. >> We like her fowl. >> I'm trying to Oh, >> Chloe, what's a pee fowl?
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>> Gosh, that was a >> Is that a peacock? Yeah. Yeah. It's like >> uh maybe first impression. Yeah. We had
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a bird calling contest at my weird high school. >> Uh and then we were flown and went on
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David Letterman when I was like 15. >> [ __ ] sweet. >> He was kind of dirty. Yeah. Yeah. He
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said or we were dirty. We didn't know we were we said something about like feeling your inner bird, but you were
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like these like 15year-old girls. It was weird, but it was on TV. And >> was that dirty?
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>> I don't know. He was like, "Whoa." Uh, >> I think I saw that. I think
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>> you saw her doing her pee foul. >> Yeah, I I remember the bird call thing
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and it sound Just do it again because it's reminiscent. I must say all the way.
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>> It was the way. >> Oops. >> You have to get up. >> No. No. The way they do it in the high
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schools like you you kind of put on like sketch. It's like you do bird sketch.
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You you like develop a skit, >> right? >> Right. My friend and I did like some
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like arsenic and old I don't know. We were these two old British ladies and then and then the bird call happens. And
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so the people who win the bird calling contest ultimately I feel like have not hellishly bad sketch comedy.
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>> That's great. You know I do one. Watch this. This is birds in the morning.
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God, I'm not hitting the high. Wait, your sound went out. You do really quiet
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birds. >> Yeah, dude. I play it. >> Why? Wait, what's the other one? Oh,
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here's a bird flying away. Ready? >> You know what? >> That could have fit right in to your
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high school. >> No, you totally the the easiest one was someone if you like grab your throat for
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turkey. It's like >> that's early first year. So, when you when you're when you're a little kid and
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you're uh you're seeing people on TV doing what you're doing now, do you
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remember that feeling or >> and then you're actually doing it, it's
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kind of cool. I mean, did you you I'm trying to think of your age group like
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who blew your mind when you were 10? >> Well, we I mean, you you guys certainly
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did. We had uh I'm older, so we had VHS like best of VHS tapes that I watch >> reruns.
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>> Yeah. No, no, they were like compilation. >> Yeah. VHS's and my best friend had all
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of them and we'd stay up and watch them all the time as kids. And then when I
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was like in high school, that was like the Kristen Wolf Will era. >> But I've been watching it since I was
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like I have a video of me as a toddler in Berkeley and the cone heads are playing in the back.
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>> You know, it's just forever. >> Love the cone. >> And was your dad an actor or
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>> my dad is a is improv guy? No, he's in biotech. >> Oh, >> I just thought maybe I was taking
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>> He's insane. My mom is a painter and my dad uh when my mom was pregnant with my
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sister would take me to improv at Fort Mason in San Francisco. >> Okay. >> And there were a lot of like a Robin
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Williams friends and uh >> her and and I would go to this class with Rob Schneider would take this drop
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in class. >> Yeah. And then I would do it as a a little kid >> and then he retired re like I don't know
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10 years ago and now he goes twice a week once on Saturday in San Francisco and then in Marin in Mil Valley on
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Wednesdays with my mom >> Mil Valley >> Schneider's from Half Moon
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>> I have a house there >> do you okay I believe you and I might have at one point had the same doctor
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Mel, >> whoa, he would show you the other guys X-rays. Huh? Interest. >> He'll bring it up offline. I don't know.
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I had a weird doctor who claimed to like do you or do your doctor stuff. >> Oh, really?
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>> You should see. Here's some clips of Dana's colonoscopy. If you have
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>> Sam's I have a doctor. I still have an MD in San Francisco. >> Oh, no.
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>> Is this boring you, David? I'm sorry. Dr. Dana says, >> "No, it is." But Dana also his uh when
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he calls in for his prescriptions, his doctor, his secretary goes, "Oh, no. I
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need your address." >> Well, no. I call in for the same prescription every 30 days. She's very
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sweet. You want to do what? Oh, >> yeah. I need the same one I did last month. Oh, I'm going to have to talk to
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the doctor. And then 30 days later, hi, it's Dana. Same prescription, same pharmacy.
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>> So awesome. >> Oh, you want to do what? What? >> Well, don't a lot of people call for
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prescriptions. Oh, yes. But so what was >> wait I I have a Chloe question.
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>> Yeah. >> Why? I have more of my nurse impression on >> I love how she goes, "Oh, she's
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confused." Oh, you have a question for our guests. >> Well, first of all, she's into fashion.
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I wonder if this green pops on Zoom. >> Oh, yeah. >> Yeah. >> Okay, that's that's one.
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>> Definitely. >> And uh that's from someone who has an Instagram where there's like always like
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it's funny to see you go from ser funny Chloe then you're like serious like
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knockout like >> fashion show. >> Blue Steel. >> It's good.
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>> Um I won't bore you with that. Also, Nicole Kidman, I did a comment on one of
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yours Instagrams because the way you say no is so funny and I was trying to relive it with letters, but how is the
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proper way to say no? >> It's kind of n a r. >> I think it's like n u u u u u u u a a a
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e e r. Nor >> can I It's so I mean do you do you >> do you try to do these impressions or
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they sometimes just come to you like do do you seek out okay I'm going to do a
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Nicole Kidman sometimes at SNL it helps if you're assigned someone and you're
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like okay I got to try to learn it >> but who no one else does Nicole Kidman
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or is anyone else >> not really I feel like I feel like most >> except for Keith Urban
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you cornered the market. >> I think I I have weird taste. I just like I don't know. Merryill like I
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auditioned with like Merryill Street, Nicole Kid, Greta Gerwig. Like I just really like
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>> Greta Gerwig. >> Yeah, that was like that Gerwig. >> Laura last
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thing he laughed at in my audition. I heard him chuckle. >> What was your take on her? Yeah.
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>> Greta Gerwig. >> Her like Oh, yes. Yes. And she talks in you know these little uh Yes. like
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shapes and gestures, you know, cuz like he Yeah, he had like a thing. >> That's funny if you didn't even know who
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it was. >> I just remember it's usually like I get inspired I guess when people win awards
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like there's like them on talk shows you get a lot but I think when someone's
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like having like an emotional thing happen I guess like winning an Oscar. I just find it so funny like Greta Gerwig
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was like yes yes yes these women yes yes like they're hyperventilating that's how
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I got my Francis McDorman was like okay I'm hypervental okay you know like inclusion writer but like she had a
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hyperventilating I don't know that's that's usually when they come to me I
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don't really seek them out I just makes me laugh so hard >> about award shows and that what you're
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talking about does it feel like sometimes they'll win the Oscar like Francis McDorman and then they'll come
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up and they're exactly the character like she's this tough totally you know
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kind of alpha woman >> and sometimes maybe to win an Oscar you're just go super far away from the
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character so that >> when you get up there you're like you're like talking like this or you're playing
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some street hood or something. >> Uhhuh. >> Just just an observation. Go.
00:24:59
>> This is like every every acting class I was ever ever in. You're alone. You're Italian. Go,
00:25:05
>> go, >> go. >> Um, >> yeah, she's a name. >> I want to fan out on some of these.
00:25:13
Okay, we've already done those, which I love. Reese Witherspoon, which is like
00:25:17
just a sound kind of. It was like, >> uhhuh. Yeah, it was like I was watching
00:25:23
her on Oprah and the way she said >> Oprah made me or she was like, I'm not
00:25:28
Oprah. And then she'd be like, I'm on murder. The way she said murder like
00:25:31
really helped me. It's like in her throat like you know it's like I mean
00:25:39
I guess I do everything is ultimately a bird call. I'm realizing. >> Yeah. Really?
00:25:47
>> Yeah. Kind of how I sound. >> Jennifer Culage is just so such an interesting
00:25:55
>> You do that right? You must. >> No, I don't. Who? Dana froze. Did I
00:26:01
freeze? Keep going, Chloe. >> Almost in a almost in a Jennifer Coolage way.
00:26:07
>> You can go. Yeah. >> Oh, I mean I everyone I know has been doing that impression since we were like
00:26:14
10 because we American Pie. >> Oh, that's right. >> Yeah. But Lauren likes Greta Gerwig
00:26:23
because I think when you come on SNL I only had one impression but if you come on and do something that hasn't
00:26:30
>> been done >> like yeah like walking as at this point but to do early walking was great like I
00:26:36
didn't do it but when you saw we saw them I think J Moore there was some back
00:26:39
in the day I'm like oh my god because you don't see it and then you see it and
00:26:43
you go oh it's so clear. >> Totally. >> It's good to find those and and so if
00:26:47
you see somebody new that's great. >> Yeah. I also find I I think it was when
00:26:51
I was like auditioning there were it was like don't do Drew Barammore, don't do
00:26:55
Jennifer Coolage, don't do Christopher Walkin, just stay away. But then I ended
00:27:00
up doing Drew Barmore just because I thought mine was really good. >> I was like, "Yeah,
00:27:08
>> uh but I I do think that's that's fun." And if I see people do like God, I saw
00:27:13
someone do like Rosamman Pike the other day and I was like that's awesome. Like
00:27:17
that it's exciting. you know. >> Yeah. Because it's not someone who's
00:27:22
overexposed. So then you really have to go, oh, then you go, "Oh, that's it."
00:27:27
You know? >> Totally. Totally. But I'm lazy. I find it hard. I find it if I make a goal of
00:27:33
doing an impression. It's kind of it's it's kind of a bad feeling when you
00:27:37
first start and you don't have it at all and you're just doing it to yourself in
00:27:40
a room and you have no you're horrible. I can't do it at all. >> It's really a weird How do you do it?
00:27:46
You just What's your process? Sorry. >> It's It's that. No, it's totally that. I
00:27:51
mean, I remember and now I feel like once you've done enough of them, I feel
00:27:54
like in a weird way they all sound the same, and so you're like, I'M NOT GOOD
00:27:58
ANYMORE. >> You're starting with the same voice, your own voice, and it's hard to make it
00:28:04
so different every time. >> Yeah. It was easy when I was like alone in LA. Like Shalom was really bad at
00:28:10
first, but I had like the luxury of just kind of being like sad and alone in my hot apartment with no air conditioning.
00:28:17
I don't know. Like that was >> Yeah. >> Easy. And then I was doing stuff at UCB
00:28:22
and the Groundlings at the time. And the worst one I've ever done and I still
00:28:26
can't get it was Lennena Dunham. I was like for a UCB show and I think it was
00:28:30
like if they sound a little too close to your own to my voice. It's like I can't
00:28:36
my brain just like doesn't know what to do. >> Right. Also, I don't think people maybe
00:28:41
they know when they're listening, but a lot of it is also not just you. It's a
00:28:46
writer knocking at your door at like 1:00 a.m. on Tuesday going, "Hey, can you do a Sydney Sweenie?" Because we got
00:28:51
to do an interview scene. You're like, "Oh, oh, tomorrow. Okay." And then you
00:28:55
just have to kind of go, >> "All right, I got to find something."
00:28:58
And then a funny wig. And then, you know, things could help it a little bit. But
00:29:01
>> totally, >> you've got to uh you got to be ready when you get assigned someone in a
00:29:06
sketch. >> I do feel like if I'm really stuck, laughs are such an in. >> Oh,
00:29:12
>> yeah. mouth the way their mouth what their mouth is doing and their laughs.
00:29:18
>> Anyway, that was that >> their mouth can move around a lot. >> No, I just find it interesting like
00:29:23
you're uh Okay, so you do all these impressions and every everybody knows it
00:29:28
and then you're doing characters and you kind of in a way you don't want to be
00:29:32
couched as like people today. It doesn't really matter to me at this point. >> Oh, you're the impressionist guy. Well,
00:29:38
I go what about Church Lady G and Hans and Fron? They go, "Oh, so you know,
00:29:44
>> inventing Chloe, just you as an actress." Oh, this is my new character.
00:29:50
You want to do You want to do what? I'm going to have to talk to Lauren. Uh, but I just thought uh in inventing
00:30:01
Chloe was such a cool and uh Piper Dunster and >> I I feel like someone who can has an ear
00:30:08
and can do these things can also of course do all these other things. >> It's just that it's on demand on
00:30:15
Saturday Night Lives. There's a lot of demand for celebrity impressions. So,
00:30:19
it's great for someone with >> biggest payoff talent. >> Yeah. I feel like all of us kind of, you
00:30:24
know, you like find the thing that you can get on the show in your first year or two. Sarah disgusting.
00:30:31
>> Uh me, Sarah's like prosthetics, brilliant. And then I was like impressions and then you know, you're
00:30:37
like, okay, this is like my life raft. Um but now that I'm in my fifth year,
00:30:41
like I don't really this year. I don't know. It's it's nice that we can stretch
00:30:46
ourselves. >> You keep coming up. >> Yeah, you go crazy. was like, "Guys,
00:30:50
nobody do a six foot tall vagina this week cuz I'm doing it." And I was like,
00:30:54
"Okay, is that like an update thing?" >> Yeah. >> But Sarah says that like Sarah's done
00:30:59
like amazing characters this year and like these awesome pre-tapes and I kind of really focused on pre-tapes for like
00:31:07
back like last year and the year before that was like the thing. And now I've
00:31:10
done a lot more live. I don't know. It's cool. You can really like stretch
00:31:13
yourself at the show. What was the character you did a pre-tape with during co where you had a short blonde wig and
00:31:18
then you you played both parts? >> Oo. >> Yeah. Oo. And then you were and she was
00:31:23
living with you and then you had to film. Did you have to do that all yourself or not?
00:31:27
>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. My boyfriend filming. >> Yeah. He was in the other room uh
00:31:32
working on a Quibby show wanting to absolutely murder me the whole time. >> RIP.
00:31:39
RIP. Are you drinking hairspray? What is that? A water bottle. >> I have I have a notion. I don't know
00:31:51
what it is, but I I I when I think of you as an actress and wanting to really commit. There's something in my head
00:31:58
here that it's you and Sarah. Probably presentational, like some sort of science uh symposium to high school kids
00:32:06
or something. And there's little volcanoes and goo. and Sarah starts to make sexual innuendos and you're just
00:32:13
get really really mad like you accelerate to I will [ __ ] you up you know basically without saying that if
00:32:21
you do that one you take her aside I just think you letting go with that kind of anchor on
00:32:27
>> anger on her doing >> maybe it's a sign yourself but just the
00:32:31
rhythm of that I see you >> being so funny in that character >> we were talking with
00:32:38
>> I No, that's really we we want to go again. Like when it was Sarah's first
00:32:43
year and we got the please don't the PDD boys to stay up till like 5 in the morning writing this sketch where we
00:32:51
were like it we were kids. We were sisters who had come home trick-or-treating. are covered in
00:32:56
chocolate like on a sugar high and it was Jason Sedakus and him and Heidi were like realizing they were going through a
00:33:03
divorce and he kept like interrupting being like I don't know and it was the hardest bomb
00:33:10
ever. The guys were like that is the worst sketch we've ever done and she and
00:33:16
I haven't written since. We haven't done anything like it's so >> yeah we got to get over we realized that
00:33:22
in Austin like I haven't ridden with the PDD since this candy thing. >> It's like really you bought yourself a
00:33:28
year. >> Can you get eye contact in the hallway with >> Oh yeah. No way. We like love each
00:33:33
other. I just was like God and it was so long ag. But sometimes when you when you bomb
00:33:40
that badly it's like hard to recover a bit. Well, what if you're at science fair and
00:33:46
you're in high This is more of a sketch because it'll dry her and then she goes,
00:33:49
"It's like the volcano is is coming." And then you go, "Can I talk to you for
00:33:53
a second?" >> same pull and go, "What? What do you I want to see you escalating getting
00:33:59
angry, you know, like hair a frizzy wig and I will f I just FEEL LIKE >> YEAH,
00:34:06
>> BASICALLY. I don't know. >> Do the PD guys do all the work?" No,
00:34:13
>> they take your suggestions. >> Um, no, they Yeah, they work they work
00:34:18
really well with the cast. Um, and then they do their own stuff. Jake >> one for them.
00:34:24
>> Oh, no. No, they don't never do that. Although >> although there's a writer Jake Nordwind,
00:34:30
who pitched >> Oh, he pitched something to them and it didn't it didn't go. But, you know,
00:34:36
they're open to I there's a lot of like today is Monday, so when I get to work,
00:34:41
everyone will be in Mike Denzo and Jake's office or PDD's office and they
00:34:46
all kind of like give each other ideas in a way, >> right? >> Who's the host?
00:34:52
>> Duipa. >> Oh, nice. >> Who's the music? >> Duipa.
00:35:00
>> Um, who's going to be in most of the sketches? >> Dip. There's a lot of doubles lately. I
00:35:06
don't know if I love it. >> I said da. There's a lot of duas. Get it? That was so bad.
00:35:11
>> Yep. >> I'm all week. >> I used to be a licensed therapist. Oh, I
00:35:17
didn't know that. So, what are you? You're five years in. You're doing great
00:35:22
on the show. You have all your buddies there. You're in the trenches with everybody.
00:35:26
>> Yeah. >> Um, what what's your what what is your headsp space like? Are you feeling like
00:35:31
cuz some people like Eddie Murphy day one they're like at a 10 as far as comfort
00:35:37
>> there in your fifth season are you feeling good excited or you're still
00:35:42
>> like where are you at where you at? WHERE YOU AT? >> WHERE YOU AT? Where you at? Uh I mean we
00:35:48
only have three shows left so I definitely and it's 80 degrees in New York so it's definitely that like senior
00:35:55
>> vibe. I also think summer it is a little bit there's also I remember uh there
00:36:02
there's like those life rafts you need in a year you know like you need enough
00:36:06
things to hit to feel like you're not getting fired. I still I mean because I
00:36:09
knew people in their fifth year who did get let go you know so it's it never
00:36:12
goes away. >> It's a common feeling. >> Yeah. And I think now I'm kind of like
00:36:17
well so and so needs a like making sure enough people need wins. Although that's
00:36:22
just what other writers have said. They're like I'm not going to write with
00:36:24
you. They say wins. I never even heard that. >> Wins, you know, just something that they
00:36:28
make their mark. >> Really? No, it makes sense. >> Hits. Yeah. They were like, "You've had
00:36:32
a good You had a good run. >> Had a couple doubles, but not a home run lately."
00:36:37
>> Yeah. Yeah. They're like, "I need to help." Because when you reach out to
00:36:40
writers, like, "I need that. I'll try and help you with this, but I need to
00:36:43
help soand so get a hit." >> It is hard to ask a writer. I would ask Smiggle or I'd ask Conan, and they're
00:36:51
like, they're already busy with something. It's hard to go. Hey, I have knock. I have a dog [ __ ] idea that's not
00:36:56
formed at all. >> Could you spend >> uh three hours cracking the code with me
00:37:01
to make it a C++? >> Yeah. Yeah, we're busy. >> NO, I HAVE A LOT OF LIKE I I don't know.
00:37:08
I I'm not as like brazen about writing. Like I'm like I have to have I hate
00:37:12
wasting their time and like I'm the most nervous on the show just in terms of
00:37:17
like letting writers down and and the fears that they won't want to work with
00:37:21
me again because that is like the only way to survive the show. >> And so yeah, I don't really care about
00:37:29
if the sketch I guess I only care about like well these people help me write it AND IF THEY CUT IT THOSE PEOPLE AREN'T
00:37:35
GOING TO WRITE with me again, you know? So like that is a big part of it and and
00:37:39
having enough Yeah. >> Yeah. Yeah. And and it is that thing of like I can waste this writer's time for
00:37:44
like two hours trying to crack my horrible idea or I can just like >> wispy idea
00:37:51
>> suffer alone until I s somehow have an idea. I've gotten better with that. I
00:37:56
don't like suffocate writers to help me as I don't know. If I don't have
00:38:01
something I'll be like I'm gonna I'm just going to sleep on this and not like
00:38:05
ruin someone's I don't want to ruin relationships. You just gave me a sense
00:38:10
memory of like Tuesday night at 2 am. >> I know. Sick. >> And you're in a room with a writer and
00:38:16
everyone's just like this. >> Yeah. >> And the idea the sule is just deflated.
00:38:22
It's just like >> five minutes of no talking and then like >> what if maybe if
00:38:30
>> Farley could come in um you know >> fall through the ceiling and save it.
00:38:35
>> It's horrible. >> That's us. No one's No one is laughing.
00:38:38
Everyone's like bloodshot eyes and it's like well Kenan could enter Kenan's are
00:38:43
>> you always Yeah. 100%. >> Yeah. >> Right. K Kenan is so articulate and so
00:38:50
clear and he has such a strong voice and he has like a mischievous vibe about him. Like he's not breaking but you
00:38:58
clearly see he's enjoying it. By the way, I just want to ask you >> really held together that beas and
00:39:02
butad. I was going to ask you about the beavers and butad because I know you came came in at the end I think and yeah
00:39:08
and >> so I thought because um Ryan Gosling is such a huge star and his attitude he's
00:39:17
>> he's kind of breaking the whole show but it's so entertaining. >> Yeah.
00:39:21
>> So cuz people but that's the that's kind of a famous show and now a famous sketch
00:39:26
of the most broken. So just speak to your from your POINT OF VIEW. >> IT WAS well for Mikey. None of us knew
00:39:36
that's what he even when we were >> Oh, really? That's what I thought. They
00:39:41
escalated it, right? >> We knew. Yeah. Like when we blocked it on Thursday, everyone was laughing just
00:39:46
cuz of the the lines that Ryan and Mikey have are so stupid. Like I think Ryan has a line Yeah. where he's like, "I
00:39:53
actually have a really busy life." Like that would always make Mikey like >> the dumbest line ever. I actually have a
00:40:00
>> And you think he's not talking to him? He's like this guy over here.
00:40:03
>> Yeah. Yeah. And then they adlived on Thursday or maybe it was Friday when we
00:40:07
were blocking the like I don't know this. Hi John, nice to meet you. Like that was added.
00:40:12
>> Um but the Yeah, just Mikey just looked so [ __ ] dumb. It was it was shocking.
00:40:19
What was the difference in his makeup between because everyone had seen it at >> Yeah, we all saw it at dress. I think it
00:40:25
was just the It was like this. >> He just changed >> amped it up a few percentage points.
00:40:32
>> He just made himself like 20% dumber. >> It's all you need. >> Yeah. And Kenan never like Keenan
00:40:40
carried that like I don't think the worked as much if you didn't doing that
00:40:44
to the point when like it kind of got it rolling. >> Yeah. By the time it got to me, I was
00:40:48
like, I can't like super break. It's annoying. Like, >> yeah, right. It was already Yeah, cuz
00:40:54
>> did Heidi stop? >> Heidi was already That was Yeah, >> yesterday.
00:40:58
>> Yeah. Yeah, I think so. I don't know. I'll see her today. I haven't seen her.
00:41:02
Ask her. >> Yeah. Heidi never breaks. That was what was so >> like delightful.
00:41:08
>> And it was more than a break. It was laugh out loud. That was a gut laugh. It
00:41:12
It made me laugh. I think that thing has like 20 million views or something. I mean, it's really kind of
00:41:18
>> It's awesome. >> Did Mike Yeah. >> Well, Mikey and Heidi have known each
00:41:22
other forever, so I think it's also like two >> long time friends. I I think she's Yeah.
00:41:29
with a lot of love for each other. So, it's like it was so heart heart. It was
00:41:33
Yeah, there was a lot of love behind that, too. >> It was just great. It was fun to see.
00:41:37
Everyone looked funny in it. uh the beautiful head and then just seeing that and then she really like got like she
00:41:42
can't stop which is always fun to watch >> just a fun one and Ryan Gosling's a huge
00:41:48
star >> the construction of of the writing of having Kenan be the voice of the
00:41:53
audience like hey >> stupid AI conversation >> but that and that and that and then the
00:41:58
seriousness and back and forth it's sort of just a really well >> yeah it operated on all cylinders
00:42:05
>> it did but I don't know if you know this but like they have pitched that sketch
00:42:09
so many times. I didn't know that. >> Really? >> Oh, yeah. There's a Jonah Hill dress
00:42:14
rehearsal you can watch. There's >> Wow. >> Oh, yeah. This is like the third time,
00:42:20
maybe. And they said the Jonah Hill one's like hilarious. It just never like
00:42:25
made it past the finish line. So, it was cool when air when it happened on air, all these writers came down like
00:42:31
Streeter Sidell was there watching it because I think he has taken that thing to table like five times. Jeez. Whoa. A
00:42:38
motivational speaker didn't get on right away. That took a long time >> really.
00:42:43
>> And that's people would be shocked. And actually the writer Bob Odenkirk had
00:42:46
left and then we came back in the season and did it. >> Uh that's a that's a weird scenario.
00:42:52
>> That's crazy. have new cast members. Uh, which ones have come on since in the last five
00:43:02
years? So that you would be the wy veteran or or you came in with Bowen and >> just Shane for a
00:43:11
>> Shane. Yeah. >> Did you meet Shane when that happened or you never even got to meet?
00:43:16
>> No. No. A part of me like No, I I met him at like a one of those like Lauren
00:43:20
baseball games like two years later and he was so sweet. >> Um, You get us some hot dogs, Chloe.
00:43:28
>> Yes. Where'd you go? >> Where do you want? Relish chain. >> Where?
00:43:32
>> You met him there? He was there. >> Yeah. At a baseball game like two years
00:43:36
later. Yeah. It was crazy. >> Oh, two years later. >> Yeah. Yeah. But Bowen was a writer
00:43:42
before I was. So, I really felt very new. But Bula, Dan Boula and I were the were the same year. Uh, and
00:43:52
>> love Dan Bula. >> Genius. Genius. is solid. Solid. And you came in as feature writer or just
00:43:59
feature or >> cast. I was just cast. >> What? >> No. No. Feature cast feature player. I
00:44:06
think they call it a player. >> Yeah. And then gosh, who came after me? >> Uh, then it was like Andrew
00:44:14
just can't remember. >> Do you know everyone who's on the show? >> Yeah, I do. Even though I'm acting like
00:44:24
you're >> I was just trying TO REMEMBER. >> IT WAS LIKE me and Bowen. Then I feel
00:44:29
like it was punky Andrew Lauren Hall. Then came the Sarah J. This guy Aristotle year. Then then they brought
00:44:37
in a hundred people. Marello, Michael, Devin, and Molly. Four. >> Who does the impressions and she's not
00:44:46
there anymore? >> Melissa. >> Melissa. Melissa. >> Yeah, Melissa was already there. Yeah.
00:44:51
Yeah. Yeah. She was like three years in when I started. Melissa had been there for four or five years.
00:44:57
>> I see her in Marella. >> One thing that that speaks to your ability is the understudy sketch where
00:45:03
you did Melissa and you did um Kate >> to them. >> Um that was kind of interesting. How did
00:45:11
they take that? Or >> I was so scared especially like you know I think we are all really close but you
00:45:18
know when I started the show like Kate had been on the show for like nine years and was a superstar but it was one of
00:45:24
the loveliest weirdest I was about to be like down to earth and very down to earth but like paid I was
00:45:31
like I think I'll get a kick out of it but like Cesley I was really intimidated. All those women I was so
00:45:36
intimidated by. But then it was sort of this like sweet sets was like so into it
00:45:41
which was shocking and Kate was great. Um and I I was like it was a thing too when I had started if you had a pre-tape
00:45:49
I'd written actually with Dan Bow we wrote this murder show and like just getting those super seniors to be in
00:45:56
your video was so hard. So I was like shocked that they even were open to being in a pretape
00:46:02
>> super seniors. I like >> I've had I've had things turned down.
00:46:06
Yeah. >> What? That was that was already approved >> of like recast.
00:46:11
>> Yeah, I've had that. Mhm. >> Yeah. I wouldn't do that anymore. Yeah.
00:46:16
I'm not revealing anybody, but you know. But then >> Well, you have you How many Kate has
00:46:22
never Kate was always in everything and that meant a lot to me. I've never turned anything. I love the pre-tapes. I
00:46:29
could be there for hours. >> Pre-tapes are tough. I know. Do you do you don't do them? When do you start?
00:46:33
That's my last question. When do you start on pretapes? Because we used to only do them, Dana. Right after
00:46:38
readthrough or >> like on a Wednesday. No. >> Thursday. >> Wednesday. Thursday kind of.
00:46:44
>> Yeah. Yeah. >> Because how do you know what's what's approved before Brian Gosling gets her?
00:46:48
Do you get him working Monday morning? >> No. Well, now they're doing these
00:46:52
promos. So, like I have to shoot a promo tomorrow as >> where you walk around with a host or do
00:46:57
something. >> Yeah. Yeah. They're like, "Can you do a dual aer impression?" I'm like, "No." So
00:47:01
I'll I'll do like I'll find some bird call version of her tonight. >> So you literally right now just for our
00:47:08
listeners. So you've been assigned this impression. >> Yeah. >> And you have to have it down by tomorrow
00:47:14
and you don't have it right now. >> No, she's British. No, I'm not like a
00:47:18
like Melissa was part of Melissa's genius was she could do these singing imp like Lady Gaga. I cannot sing for
00:47:25
the life of me. >> Yeah. >> So you'll have a funny wig, you'll have
00:47:28
an accent. You're halfway there. Yeah, we'll be okay. But otherwise, yeah,
00:47:33
Wednesday night you they pick your stuff hopefully and it's cool with the pretapes because usually you'll get an
00:47:40
email like 15 minutes before the pics are out asking to Zoom for your video. So So it's really sick as hell to be
00:47:47
like, "Oh, thank God." Like we had >> Oh, you know that's how you find out you
00:47:51
got on. >> Yeah. Like a Pilates video and it was like you got the bing and we were like
00:47:58
>> oh and then when is the next morning? >> No. Then we then they have to build they
00:48:03
build the set Thursday and then we shoot it Friday. Uh, and then but for like the unders
00:48:12
when it would be like a me centric video that would be done sometimes they would
00:48:18
pick it on Wednesday but not really and they'd be like we're going to do this
00:48:21
next week but shoot it like on Monday or we're going to shoot it on Tuesday and
00:48:25
then the writers were so mad. Uh, they inventing Chloe we shot on Thursday. That was the next day and we
00:48:34
weren't thinking and it was when everyone was doing like rewrites I think and we had we wanted like seafood towers
00:48:42
so we basically like stunk up >> Oh, I saw that. >> 17. >> That looked expensive by the way.
00:48:47
>> It was really expensive. It was really gross. And like all the writers were
00:48:51
like locked in the They were so mad. Oh yeah, that was >> that rewrite table with Jim Downey was
00:48:59
probably dating what >> 15 hours of just going over every goddamn SC and you weren't even in them
00:49:05
or you wrote one. You just go spade wake up. What do you got for me on this one?
00:49:09
You're like, what if this guy says this? >> Yeah. >> Yeah, that's that's a tough That was a
00:49:14
tough job that day. >> All right, Dana, what else do you have for lovely Chloe? Do you have a question
00:49:19
for us? >> You're off the show this week. There's no show this week.
00:49:21
>> No, I'm kidding. I'm kidding. I'm kidding. Go ahead. >> So, I think we'll do another hour unless
00:49:27
you have something to do. We could go into our second hour, but um >> just say hello. Hello to the cast.
00:49:34
They're all brilliant. It's the show's cooking. Uh >> yeah, it is. It really It's like found
00:49:39
it, >> but we've like figured each other out a little bit more. >> Yeah, I do think
00:49:45
>> pad Sarah Sherman. >> The audience just keeps discovering Yeah. Crazy Sarah.
00:49:52
What did she say? The sun has knockers. >> Oh, yeah. When she was on our show, she
00:49:57
goes, "By the way, just FYI, audience, Dana and I, I told her later, I go, we
00:50:03
both found out later, we didn't understand that. We didn't understand."
00:50:06
And we just laughed cuz it was so bananas. But she said, "You know, they're saying Earth is flat, but I
00:50:12
think the sun has big knockers." I didn't connect that. >> And then we did all these jokes about
00:50:16
it. And then later when I saw it on a clip, I go, "Oh, I get it." I didn't
00:50:21
even get it. See, I didn't hear the earth is flat. So, that was the thing that I I thought it was nonsequ and I
00:50:28
was like, why do I even say I'm in comedy? I didn't get it. I was so embarrassing.
00:50:32
>> She did a bit and we thought it was funny anyway cuz she was like, I don't
00:50:35
know how the suners the sun has big knockers >> cuz she has a funny voice.
00:50:41
>> She has kind of she has a >> um but um >> you can go walk to work now.
00:50:48
I could actually today. >> Or do you have a limo? >> No, no, no, no. I like the SE. We're I'm
00:50:54
near Westworth, so it's like seven minutes. Five minutes on the train. Get out.
00:50:59
>> All right. Our la our last thing. We'll let you go. Do you have a fake pitch for
00:51:03
the re the uh meeting today? Like or real. >> Chloe, this will be like uh Chloe, anything. You're like, "Hi,
00:51:13
Da." That's how you start. >> Yeah. Yeah. Hi, Dua. Um, so over the
00:51:18
break, that's usually how it starts. I mean, I think so. I'm the worst at it.
00:51:23
Yeah, mine are like weird. Everyone has their thing. There is our Sarah Marcelo kind of does this like so I was uh
00:51:32
thinking that he does like a shalom like sexy baby thing. I take I'll have it one way and then the pitch
00:51:39
is so bad. But then sometimes they do become sketches. >> Yeah, they bite. The host doesn't know.
00:51:46
They bite on a fake pitch and you go, "Uhoh." >> Sydney Sweeney, I pitched her the
00:51:50
Hooters idea where I was like, "Maybe work at Hooters." >> Oo. >> And we're counting tips. I get $20. And
00:51:57
you made like You're like, "Cool. I made like $40,000." And then she DM'd me to
00:52:02
write it. And then we got in so much trouble for like sexualizing. >> [ __ ] funny.
00:52:08
>> But it was you pervert it over here. >> I know you perve. That was a good one
00:52:14
though. It was very funny when you're counting your money. >> Stupid. >> Yeah,
00:52:17
>> so stupid. >> Some of that just silliness. I think uh this is sort of I don't know just the
00:52:22
way the world is all this madness and everything and just abstraction. That's
00:52:27
why Bea is a Buttthead maybe hit so hard and that Hooters sketch just I think we're in the mood for like just
00:52:35
>> M. I think so. I think the political clim like we also like it's it's you you
00:52:43
can kind of touch it but not really. It's like it's so it's it's opened the
00:52:47
the door for weird which I think is so nice. >> Weird is that >> a relief. Yeah. Yeah. Because I I'm not
00:52:55
the smartest with the political stuff. So >> I don't know. I do I do these little
00:52:59
shorts for this just cuz if I do Biden I feel like I'm doing something really
00:53:03
nasty and wrong in a way. So, I kind of to do it. >> People get so mad when you
00:53:09
>> There's so many Trump jokes, but I I've done some silly little things and people
00:53:14
I don't know. People seem to like that now. I don't know what you call it.
00:53:18
Abstract or weird weird. >> I like that. I I like that a lot. But movies are like I was thinking that the
00:53:23
Sasquatch sunset. I don't know. >> Movies are weird. Everything's weird.
00:53:28
We're in the era age of weird. You know, it's funny because there's a lot of
00:53:33
superhero movies because I figured out that the bad guy can't be a certain race
00:53:38
or religion. So, you make him just a monster and then no one gets mad >> or you know what I mean? Or you can be a
00:53:46
transformer and they go >> think of it the influence on on entertainment is because of the trauma
00:53:53
of Hiroshima in Japan. There was all this radioactive Godzillaist movies and worse than there. So it is an influence
00:54:03
on whatever the Zag guy the emotional >> uh freak or the emotional temperature of
00:54:09
the culture. >> Yeah. Yeah. Totally. >> So two people having fun being really
00:54:13
silly and you know it's just great. So you'll all be watching Saturday. Don't
00:54:17
be nervous. >> Well have fun Chloe. >> Thanks guys. >> Chloe thank you for doing a zoom from
00:54:25
the kit. your new skill. >> Hey, you're welcome. And sorry about being so inept at this beautiful
00:54:30
microphone. But at least I have >> You nailed it. >> I'm going to bring this to pitch. I'm
00:54:35
going to just pitch with a loose. >> That would be so funny. >> Okay. I actually think I might do that.
00:54:41
>> It's pretty funny. >> Loose my >> You go. Hey. Hey, Da. Da. Can you hear
00:54:46
me? She's like, yeah, I'm two feet away. Right. Okay. >> Chloe, sometimes this doesn't work in
00:54:52
here. >> So nice to meet you. Nice to meet you, too. >> Okay, Chloe. Thank you.
00:54:55
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00:54:59
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