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Here's with our movie review of the year. We haven't seen any of the movies,
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but we're about to tell you. >> That's like our other review we did. We
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didn't Oh, yeah. Our top five movies of the year. >> What if we put a tariff on our audience?
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>> That's the thing we do. We're going to have every single guest. Dave Chappelle
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will be there every night. We're going to have Shane Gill as he sits on the couch. Everybody's coming. It's the
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biggest thing. Who's Jiz again? >> We haven't cast that yet. >> Welcome. Welcome to another edition,
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episode 3,489. >> We're going to rip apart the Academy Awards. >> Piece by piece, that's our
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>> Oh, I'm such a boomer. I look at them and I go, "Oh, man. How many of the top
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10, I mean, the 10 nominated movies have I seen? I got a lot of work to do."
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>> How about have you heard of >> Can you pronounce Beonia? I mean, >> I saw Patunia. I saw it already.
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>> I'll see anything with Jesse Plemens and Emma Stone. >> Very good. Are they up for anything?
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Because they were they were all very good. >> I don't know. Do Do we have the Can we
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throw the nomination? >> Interesting director. By the way, this is like the MTV Awards where you I don't
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know literally one person. >> Okay. I saw Marty Supreme because we got a screener. Thought it was great. I've
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not seen Frankenstein. I've seen the original one from 1932. I don't know if
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that helps. >> That guy's hot. That's That's all I've heard.
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>> F1 is kind of a surprise. That's quite >> That is the surprise for sure. I mean,
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>> Brad Pitt is a genuine movie star and sometimes the Academy Awards because now
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they have what 10 or eight or >> No, it's 10 now. It used to be five. >> So, you can sort of squeak in with an
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F1. >> Um, have you seen >> like a popcorn movie? Yeah, it's one big
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tentpole movie. It made like 700 million. >> Fun. Yeah, >> Brad Pitt does Brad Pitt. Super
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Charisma. Um, >> keep reading them because they're too small for me. >> I know. I got my glasses on. The Secret
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Agent. I think it's from Brazil. I'm kind of interested in that. I haven't
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seen it. >> Okay. >> You've seen Secret Agent, haven't you? >> Back and forth.
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>> Here's with our movie review of the year. We haven't seen any of the movies,
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but we're about to tell you. >> That's like our other review we did. We
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didn't Oh, yeah. Our top five movies of the year. >> Yeah, it's one movie we haven't seen
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after another. Speaking of which, Leonardo decapitated. I mean, DiCaprio in one battle after another. PTA Paul
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for it. >> He's up for actor, but also >> Oh, he is. Okay. >> It looks like it's going to be a
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shootout at Movie Corral. >> Where did you see that? >> I perused. have
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>> I'm Oh, I'm just looking at this. Let's go by the pictures first. One battle.
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Go. >> One battle after another. I've seen it. I said it's Kubriy. It's Tarantinoy.
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Um I think it's a movie that you I'm going to see twice before I give my
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rating on because I It's obviously brilliantly done. I just >> Will you ever see it twice to do that or
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we are you out? >> No. No. I I like to see movies. It'll be a lazy Sunday afternoon, partly cloudy.
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No one will be around. I'll try to walkie-talkie you. You won't answer back. And I go, "Fuck, I'm going to put
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it on. I like movies. >> Chickens are relaxed. Everything's cool. Everything's been fed."
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>> Here's what's here's what is ch is here's what the turf war is right now.
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>> Okay. Where's the battle? What's going on? >> Sinners. >> Yeah.
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>> Versus one battle after another. Sinners, I think, got 16 Academy Award
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nominations. I think it might be the most of all time. One battle after another, I think, got the second most.
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>> So, >> yeah. Well, you're skipping Train Dreams. I saw the guy from Train Dreams
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at the at a >> Train Dreams. I have not heard of that one. I'm sorry. >> I think Joel Aggerton and and he dropped
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a glass right by my foot and it smashed into bits. And I literally Great Guy Syndrome. I [ __ ] kept people back
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with him while we waited and tried to pick up shards. And then it got to the point where this is someone else's job.
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They were too >> This is the star of Train Dreams you had this interaction with. Did I get that
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right? >> I've seen so many billboards and [ __ ] for Train Dreams. It looks like the feel
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bad movie The Summer, but because it's like very slow, very I think I would actually like it,
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but sometimes it looks a little emotional and I can't have any emotion. >> Well, what if it's not analogous? What
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if it's actually just about people dreaming on trains? It's like literal.
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>> Could that be a good movie? I have not seen it, but it's on my bucket list.
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>> They are definitely pushing it. And I feel like you and Paula would like it. I
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don't think I wouldn't like it. I just feel like it's kind of like a really
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beautifully shot. Cool. But I feel like it might be sad and I can't be sad right
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now. >> Oh yeah. Darkness. No. Give me some. Give me give me F1 where Yeah,
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>> I would have nominated Jurassic Park with my friend Scarlett Johansson. I
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thought that was a great >> movie. I thought it was a great Have you seen it? Have you seen it? You know who
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got snubbed? The uh Velociraptorus. It was just a well done, riveting action film. I think it's right up there with
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F1. And you know, always I never underestimate Tommy Cruz. And you got to vote for Tommy Cruz when he's hanging
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off airplanes and holding his breath and banging bricks at his head and, you know, drowning himself. Beaver.
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>> Is he in any of these? Is Is he up for I can't see. >> He got ignored by the academy. He got
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shunned by the academy, by the way. Are you in the academy? >> I don't think so. If not,
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>> you think so? >> Well, go to another category. Let's really let's really get
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>> Okay. Frankenstein also, have you seen that? >> Sinners will I saw pieces of it. That's
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such an LA thing. I saw pieces of it. >> I've heard Sinners is brilliant.
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>> I heard great, >> but you you know your precious weapons isn't up for it.
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>> I know they're giving it best supporting actress for >> is it Amy Madigan maybe?
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>> Yes. Who's always been great? Okay, here we are. Leading actors Timothy
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Shalomdiing Dong. >> You gotta have cool names. Look at these. DiCaprio Shall I? You couldn't
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come in with Steve Edwards or something. Ethan Hawk is a great >> Bill Squankmire. You need You need half
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of the thing is now the dirty secret about the Golden Globes. The dirty and I should even tell you, Dana.
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>> Well, I want to know what's the dirty secret >> is that especially in the old days, but
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I think they still do it. They will nominate any star for anything because they just want stars there. So you'll be
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like, "Wow, The Rock got up for best dramatic actor and they just want The Rock there, you know?" So they want as
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many big stars in that. >> Oh yeah. That's been pretty transparent for a long time. That's kind of
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>> This is a big secret. You can't tell our even our audience can't know.
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>> Yes. The craziest nominations. I can't remember the one that was famous. Pier,
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I don't know. Somebody got best actress in >> Py Lew. >> Pepe Le Pew got nominated for best
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director. >> Well, look at Shame. I mean, Oscars, it's a little whiff of the same thing,
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but I think they're better about it. But, uh, Ethan Hawk, what is that movie?
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It says >> Blue Moon. >> Blue [ __ ] Moon. >> And, um, >> have not seen it.
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>> Very interesting story actually. Um, he plays he was riding with Hammerstein and made did all these
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incredible things. I think I know you're asleep. >> Hammerstein. Who does he play for? The
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Knicks. >> No. And then Rogers and Hammerstein. >> Oh, okay. >> Kind of took over, I believe. And he
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sort of lost the job. He's an alcoholic. He's great in it. He's got a bald cap
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and a comb over. >> That'll do it. >> He's really good. Uh, Leonard,
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>> he's good anyway, though. I'm not trying to negate. And I looked like him on that
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picture once. Remember Heather? They thought it was me. So I Ethan Hawk I don't even think I've met him in my
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travels and I would like him. >> Well, he's like um one of those great actors that's not not
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hungry. He's not thirsty. It kind of gives you sort of a cool vibe when you're not out there all the time. And
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then he does these indie films where he's brilliant, but he's kind of behind
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the >> And then he jumps in Black Phone, which is like a like a >> a hit on the uh
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>> Yeah. >> terror horror movie. >> He's got Maya Hawk making noise. He's got Thurman.
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>> So it's a talented family. >> Who's that guy? Vagner. >> I think that's the Brazilian movie,
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right? >> He won the Golden Globe. You did >> where mostly winner Golden Globe
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day. Okay, supporting actors. Bonio I love. Of course, >> he's always great.
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>> And he was in your movie with that did have best driving shot. I I saw a whole
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>> Tik Tok breakdown of the director and cinematographer talking about the
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driving shot over the the hills like this. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> And how they did it.
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>> Mhm. >> It was too long, but it was good. >> Super super well shot. Um
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Jacob Lordi. >> Jacob Escorty. >> New to the scene. Looks cool. I like the
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director. You got to be in a mood. >> I have not seen Frank. Is it scary or is
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it just cool? >> Maybe a little bit of both, you know. I think it's probably more emotional.
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>> More emotional than scary. You know, he wants to be human. It's a Pinocchio
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thing again. He wants to be a real person. He doesn't want to be a monster. >> I'm tired of this 19inch dick you put on
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me. And then then the doctor's like, "You are?" He's like, "I'm kidding, but
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the rest of it I don't like." And the doctor's like, "It's all I had. It's all
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I had. I was going to give you a 10 incher, but you know, these don't come cheap."
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>> Yeah, you're tall. They gave me a group rate at the >> You're Frankenstein. You can't have a
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tiny wiener. You're >> I know, but it looks like a crescent wrench. >> It is.
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>> And time. After 9 minutes and 42 seconds, we reference >> said Weiner.
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Roy Lindo is just a cool actor that's in so many things that you don't even know
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and he's great and uh good to see him in there. >> He's a sleeper because he has been in so
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much stuff. Sean Penn, believe it or not, I believe has two best actor wins. >> Yeah.
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>> But >> Mystic River, maybe. >> Mystic River and then the prison one. Uh
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>> Oh, yeah. With the nun. >> Yeah. And that's what the movie was
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called. The prison guy and the nun. >> Sean van. He's great. >> Deb man walkin. He's great in this with
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shocking white hair. He's super tan and he plays kind of a crazy weirdo. He's
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absolutely riveting in this. And of course Scarsgard who whose son is famous >> and he's been around forever. He's kind
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of a sentimental value. The name of the movie is the way I feel about him as far
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as getting the best supporting actor. I love Sean. The character I thought was a
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little whatever. Uh, all right. What are the women and then we'll move on. Do
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they have those? >> Let's go to the ladies. >> The actress. Oh, yeah. There was one
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shocker I just heard. >> H. What do you >> Kate Hudson >> got nominated for best actress, right?
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>> That song blue, which is on pay-per-view now. I'm going to watch it.
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>> I love Neil Diamond. I sang Neil Diamond in a movie. >> Really? Were you on key?
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>> No, I don't even think they had autotune back then, so we had to really [ __ ]
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rough it. But, uh, it was in Lost. >> They're coming to America. >> No, it was Brother Loves Traveling
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Salvation show. And I think I saw them sing it in the trailer for this one. >> Neil Diamond is one of those artists
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that that is gonna future trip. There's something about his voice and those anthem songs just are never going to go.
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>> August nights. Yeah, never going to go. Okay, read these names cuz too small.
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>> Uh Jesse Buckley for Hamnet. Uh >> she won Golden Globes best actress,
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right? >> I never heard of this movie. Now I've heard of it too much. >> It's a Shakespeare kind of thing. And
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and then and in real kind of oldtimey uh England, you know, they'd say hamnet.
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Later on it became omelette and then am >> I like they should have stopped at
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omelette. >> Omelette. Yeah. It's a if I had legs I'll kick you. Roseburn Conan. Our our
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buddy Conan O'Brien is in that plane. A psychiatrist. >> Oh good. >> Kate Hudson song sung blue.
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>> Um Rene >> Rim Viv. Sorry sorry sorry Renee. Uh I don't sentimental value and then of
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course >> watch that >> one and only Emma Stone Bolognia. >> Oh for Bolognia
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>> for Bolognia. It was the original title was Bologna Sandwich and they shortened it. It's
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kind of a cool premise. I will see that cuz she's uh >> I saw it. >> She's next level, right?
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>> I finally saw something. Nina. >> Oh, you don't watch movies.
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>> I do. Uh >> you get lost on the web. M >> I'm watching The Rip on Netflix.
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>> It's taking me three times. But I do like it. It's just I do something
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>> and then I leave. Then I came back from the comedy store last night. I leave,
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>> go to bed. >> We're watching The Pit and we're watching And we're watching on PBS All
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Creatures Great and Small. There couldn't be two things more opposite. It's called Having Range. It's called
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>> I know. I like it. is I will watch one about bugs and animals and then I
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narrate it as I talk to the TV. It's funny. I make fun of it, >> but they're always cool to watch like a
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bug's life. They follow a bug around or they follow like a little >> You mean a real like documentary with
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real >> Yeah. like a real skunk around or they follow just some weird animal and uh in
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the morning they go out sniffing for this. It's so funny. I do like I like I
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like documentaries analys pull up my gigs because Dana uh >> is quietly >> don't be squeamish about your huge
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national tour. >> Okay. No, I got them. I know. I want to talk about I'm coming to
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>> Oh, by this time this airs Yeah. Apple, Milwaukee, and Chicago will be on the
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weekend. >> Then we got Oklahoma, Texas, and San Antonio. Mhm. >> Then we've got Durham, North Carolina,
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North Tyson's. >> I like what I'm hearing. >> Charlotte, Pittsburgh coming up, and of
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course Nashville. But uh Oh, yeah. Tyson's Virginia. What is Tyson's? >> Nobody knows.
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>> I've done it, too. What's Ovens? Is that the arena? >> Could you make a list of the hotels or
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motel you're going to be staying at? >> Are there any Hamptons in Is there
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Hampton in in your future? No, I stay at some [ __ ] dumps. Don't >> Well, if you're off off Main Label, if
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you're out two hours from a major city, I think in Tyson, your best thing is
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going to be a Best Western. >> Yeah, >> the breakfast buffet is awesome.
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>> You know me, Easy Breezy. >> Yeah. Yeah. Best Western. >> Uh when I did last time I was in, was it
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Charlotte, Christian McAffrey and some football players came and it was so fun >> and we laughed and kicked and scratched.
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I like when people come in. I saw Tony Gonzalez at the uh comedy store last night.
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>> Really? >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> I like what I'm hearing.
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>> I walked in. I texted him a little bit. Then he they took his phone away. That's
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what they do at the store now. Take your phone away. >> They take your phone away.
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>> And that's bad cuz when I have people there and I want to talk to them after,
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say, "Hey, come out and say hi." I cannot communicate with them. They're
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scared someone will film one of our dog [ __ ] >> They really check it. There's not a
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metal detector. Why? >> They take your phone, Dana. I don't. They used to take it from your table.
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>> Pocket. What if you just had it in your back pocket? >> Well, you can try to pull that scam, but
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if you pull it out, they kick you out. So, >> they you put in a bag. It's called a
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yonder bag. And you put it on the It used to be only with Chappelle, >> right?
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>> You put it on the table, >> but you could see it. >> Now, they take it to the front, which I
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think is scarier because I do not want my phone out of my eyeballs. >> Uh, yeah. I don't I don't play that
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game. >> I don't play that [ __ ] [ __ ] Can they have phones if I do a gig?
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Absolutely. Can they take video? Oh, yeah. Take all we want. >> Well, it's good. Used to take a clip and
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go like last night someone would take a shot of like 10 seconds or just a photo and say went to the store. It was Spade,
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Bobby Lee, Bill Burr, and Whitney coming. And it's like, oh, fun. You know, then that that plugs the store and
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they go people go, oh [ __ ] that's a regular night. Because in the other room
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was Ali Wong and Sebastian. Just random night. It just really fills up with good comics working before they
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go on the weekend to do their road. Like I'm practicing for those gigs I just
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told you. So >> I want to be better. You know, I try I care about the crowd spending money
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getting a babysitter coming down. >> I'll just say this, the comedy store,
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which is is the Borg. It is the mothership. Uh >> yeah, it's great. >> So it gets superstar comedians, men and
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women, to come in there and play for a nickel. And it's been a great thing. I
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mean, I I still when I've gone in there, it always gives me a little bit of the
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willies >> because of the way I felt about it when I >> Yeah. something about the black walls
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and the white and and the energy around it. Yeah. Is >> did you audition for Mity Go?
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>> Of course. >> Did you get it? >> No. >> You didn't?
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>> No, >> I didn't either. How [ __ ] funny. I You would get it before me for sure.
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Nah, I my standup was pretty rudimentary at that point. And then I I think she said, "Wear a sweater or something." I
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went over to her booth and she's she's on her third cocktail. Looks up. >> You should wear a sweater, darling. Come
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back in two years. >> You You buy a sweater every day for two years thinking change your act.
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>> But then I went over to Bud Freeman in the improv. >> Yeah, that's what I did. And they put me
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on I Exact. But who got you in? I know who got me in at the comedy store and the improv. I think for people at home,
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I think you need to have someone recommend you. >> I don't know who got me in there. I
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really don't. We all went to her. Oh, don't be afraid. Plays for the people
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her I plays for the people. >> Well, I remember I asked him, "What's
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your goal?" This was before he was on Morgan Mindy. I was interviewing him >> for a for a paper at San Francisco
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State. What is your goal? I just like to play for the people. I don't know. I mean, he was he had
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charisma just sitting in a chair with this deep British accent. >> He's got a weird look. It's kind of very
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riveting to watch. He's like, >> you know, he's got an odd fa when you
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really break it down. He did he looks kind of interesting and he the way he kind of moves.
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>> Oh, definitely with barrelchested sh it's he invented this which it took me a
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while to figure out why he's so brilliant because sometimes comedians would go, "Oh, he's got sticky fingers.
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His His act is hacky. >> There was some of that. But I said he invented this motif.
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Shakespearean trained actor. >> Yeah. >> With no material. >> No.
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>> Is pushed out on a comedy stage. >> So it's an artifice. It's a thing. But
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oh, what's going on? And then he always had he had a a beret that he'd throw off
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and he'd pick it up. For those of you on this is a frisbee, you know. Mhm. >> But the whole thing was really hard for
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a normal manologist to follow because Robin didn't know where he was going. He'd go in the audience. Oh, someone's
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shine somebody bald guy's head, you know. So, >> did he have any long chunky bits? Like when I say, "Oh,
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I went to get a massage." Right. I I have like a fourminute bit or a fiveminute bit. And does he have any of
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those or was it all like, "Huh?" And he goes, >> "Well, no. I think over here over
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there." >> Here's my theory. This is for comedy nerds. >> I believe the stuff that I saw in 7576
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was his first special >> and it's so so rudimentary and so abstract. It's like the standup you do
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before you learn how to do standup. Later on, I think his management company got him to do long bits, got him to get
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word for word, got him to be organized. But that first special, something about him just out there chaos.
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>> Yeah. Asian men masturbating in front of dinosaur, you know, >> it was just so loose and so powerful. So
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that's my favorite special when he was not controlled in a way like with Paula
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Poundstone. The management company put her in a dress and she was a tomboy is it? You know, that was her whole thing
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is kind of casual with the sweater and brilliant. But then these managers, >> was it Breer Mora or something?
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>> I guess so. I don't want to [ __ ] on anybody. They meant Well, >> yeah,
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>> sure. I don't know if they're still around, but that I know what you mean.
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Are you saying it would it was better with Paula dressing sort of tomboyish? >> Well, she just she had her her sweater
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on. She was the girl next door. She was just, you know, and then I saw her they got a show on ABC and she had heels and
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nylon stockings and a dress and lipstick and it just wasn't her. She was just
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this other kind of >> she was kind of pretty just the way she was like she had
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>> very photogenic brilliant uh mind brilliant comedian you know >> that was a name you heard a lot back
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then like >> and she's out there now too she's out there >> I'm sure she still goes Rita Rner there
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was a lot that did well >> uh okay you want to get to some stories or oh yeah I want to talk about the
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Netflix >> [ __ ] extravaganza >> comedy festival. >> Okay. And then we'll get we'll get to
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the is Trump a is there any method to his madness? Donald Trump >> do that first. Do that first.
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>> There's our tease because I find it almost like a sport like okay what? Cuz
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we've seen this play before. We're going to go 500% terror 500% >> 12 million
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>> and then you check in six months later it's like 13%. You know >> 2%. So he's he's a character and this is
00:24:34
what I looked up what he from his book. Leverage media attention. Use this to create buzz and influence. Create a
00:24:43
sense of urgency. Imply the deal must be made quickly. Use bold claims. Make exaggerated statements to assert
00:24:50
dominance and capture interest. Negotiates from strength. Always be in a pos position to walk away. Good cop, bad
00:24:57
cop. I mean he does this stuff so like he's going to do tariffs on Europe maybe
00:25:03
maybe by the time by airtime may be true and he's going to >> less than 200% and that grabs everyone's
00:25:10
attention >> tariffs on Europe >> crazy high number >> he's going to militarily take over
00:25:16
Greenland and so the market just went pull out >> the stock market pull pull dive dive
00:25:24
>> dive >> and then the next day he kind of goes No, we made a deal. I sat with someone.
00:25:30
We made a deal. We made a great deal. We're not going to do the tariffs. The
00:25:33
tariffs. We're not. But you said, "We're not going to do quite frankly, people
00:25:38
are looking at it. If you look at it, you see it, and you think about it, we're going to do a great deal for the
00:25:43
whole. We got a deal. We made a deal. We're going to do a deal. We got a new
00:25:48
one." >> Well, I have just decided, you know how I went with George Bush Senior from
00:25:53
Well, we're do not got to do it. But I'm doing it with Trump >> because James Austin Johnson has his
00:25:58
Trump is brilliant, but I I'm trying to entertain myself. So to entertain myself, I have to
00:26:05
>> Yours makes me laugh. We do it on things. We're going to go places and
00:26:10
people are people are saying a lot of things and they know >> we're going to build igloos. Everybody
00:26:16
gets an igloo. >> We'll take it over. And we don't know where this goes, but it's clear he likes
00:26:22
to put out this thing in negotiation. He's going to bomb Greenland and tariff
00:26:27
Europe to [ __ ] And so the prime minister of Canada came out like an end of days speech. We we know that nothing
00:26:35
will ever be the same. You know, this is before Trump said, "No tariffs. We'll
00:26:39
make a deal. Everybody's going to be rich." The thing about Greenland is that
00:26:45
Russia and China are sort of creeping around up there in the orange circle. >> They're like, "Hello, hello, Mr. Putin.
00:26:52
This is submarine Captain Veir too. We are seeing Greenland in our telescopes. Looks like some rare earth minerals.
00:27:02
Maybe we sneak in, grab some lithium, and run for the buck. I didn't know they
00:27:09
had lithium. Give me some of that shit." Oh, we need we need rare earth minerals,
00:27:13
man. >> Rare earth rare rare earth minerals for our phones and stuff. So, any I thought
00:27:19
that was really interesting and and how everyone really reacts to the madness, the chaos he creates and the madness and
00:27:28
then he seems super reasonable by saying >> whatever after that sounds reasonable.
00:27:33
>> Yeah. So, countries 500% tariff and like oh my god end of world. All right, just
00:27:39
50%. Thank you, Mr. Trump. It seems like it's a sixth grade level of thinking,
00:27:46
but it seems >> it's like a pattern that people are seeing. You're seeing it, but not
00:27:50
everyone see. So, they should go this is the move. You do this, it turns into this, winds up at this because the stock
00:27:57
market and I think is about I got out of the stock market a while ago, which was
00:28:02
one of my dumb ideas. Yeah. >> No. >> Um, I got into movie studios. Dumb idea
00:28:08
number two. >> Put it on a mattress. >> Um anyway, so that that that Oh yeah,
00:28:16
let's go back into the Netflix as a joke. >> Yeah, Netflix is a joke. Explain to our
00:28:20
audience what this is. >> I'll explain how tiny this is. This is um >> I should have brought a print out, but
00:28:26
basically look at how many [ __ ] people are come. I I have to say, >> I've never seen this many headliners
00:28:34
>> come to LA and blow it up. I don't know how. If you bought a ticket to each one,
00:28:39
it would be about $7 million. >> Cat Williams. I want to see that one. >> Cat Williams. Okay, let me look at this.
00:28:46
>> Cat Williams >> with David Letterman. >> There's Gaff again. There's Letterman.
00:28:51
There's Shane Gillis. There's Nikki. Nikki Glazer's roasting the river.
00:28:56
>> No, I'm kidding. But, you know, they're just they're they're putting everybody
00:29:00
everywhere. And I didn't know they had it organized in days because this is more interesting. But to pick between
00:29:08
Melanie, I can't even see him from here. But to pick between so many huge stars,
00:29:14
>> right? >> And we're doing our podcast there. We're doing um
00:29:19
>> Fly in the Wall. >> Who's our guest? >> I have I have Heather.
00:29:24
>> I have an idea. I can't say it. Heather will be there. >> Uh, but I don't I can't say yet. So,
00:29:31
I'll tell you. I'll tell you when I can. D. >> How are we going to stand out? These are
00:29:34
so many shows. Do you buy one ticket and it gets you into all the shows? >> I hope like a ski pass. I don't know.
00:29:40
But, uh, >> who's the freak that's going to see more than two of these shows? What kind of
00:29:45
human beings can see this much? >> I mean, if you're a comedy fan, you
00:29:50
should just move here and take all your sell all your possessions. named Burgati
00:29:56
>> and Burgatsi is doing I mean >> every pretty much everyone you can think
00:30:01
of is here and doing a show and it's >> we got to get a really >> it's called almost too much of a good
00:30:08
thing. Ted really flipped this thing and Robbie over at Netflix into a huge deal
00:30:14
pretty quickly. We I think we did it last year. >> Did we interview Will Frell? Was that
00:30:19
was that one? >> Well, I don't think it was last year but we had Adam Sandler early on. Yeah, that
00:30:25
might have been us at the Wilturn, but we have um >> anyway, we're going to be there. We're
00:30:30
excited. Get your tickets and uh >> I'll just say this that I can't really
00:30:36
say exactly what's going to happen at our show, >> okay? >> But I know it will never be forgotten.
00:30:43
So, just just let that float out there. >> Bert Chryser with no shirt. >> We're not going to be boring. We're not
00:30:50
going to be boring. He can't be boring anymore. Not missing. We got to be like
00:30:54
Trump in a way. We're gonna do the craziest things because we know how to do crazy. We're gonna go nuts.
00:30:59
Everybody's gonna see it. >> What if we put a tariff on our audience? >> That's the thing we do. We're going to
00:31:06
have every single guest. Dave Chappelle will be there every night. We're going
00:31:10
to have Shane Gillis. He sits on the couch. Everybody's coming. It's the
00:31:13
biggest thing. Cut two. It's you, me, and I don't know. I don't want to pick
00:31:18
on anybody. I'm open my I won't say a name. I won't say a name. >> Uh, will we be will we have a cast off
00:31:27
from the 1987 SNL cast? >> We're going to have the original cast of Captain Kangaroo is going to be there.
00:31:36
They're a little long in the truth, but we're going to >> No, you just offended them.
00:31:39
>> Kangaroo. >> No. No. >> Anyway, the Netflix is a jokes thing
00:31:43
will be pretty fun. >> I don't know what they're actually filming to put on Netflix, if anything,
00:31:49
>> but I know there's a lot going on. I just don't know about the name because
00:31:52
there are people who kind of make fun of Netflix because it's the biggest live
00:31:55
streaming. I mean it's it's it's it's it is the board for for uh global
00:32:01
television but some I heard a guy without any irony just say oh it's a joke man
00:32:06
>> I think honestly that's how it started where people when Netflix started they
00:32:09
said Netflix is a joke and then they go took when we start our comedy division that might be a funny way to
00:32:16
>> label it. I don't know but I >> Yeah. Yeah. >> I agree. I don't know if it's but it's
00:32:20
working. >> Um, >> okay. What's the next story? Let's get to some headlines. We really dig into
00:32:26
headlines that are >> That was our warm up. That was our warmup. Now we're
00:32:29
>> here. Netflix related story. See, I like when they're sort of related. There's a
00:32:32
little thought put in here. Matt Damon says, "Netflix films." Oh, he did the
00:32:37
rip, which I'm >> have to reiterate the plot three or four times in the dialogue because people are
00:32:43
on their phones. >> Yes, I read this. He says uh that well an executive said it wouldn't be bad to
00:32:51
keep letting people know. Now in a regular movie because I've written movies with people this happens where
00:32:57
they say kind of remind everyone where we're at orientate orient them. But if
00:33:02
you do a screening of a movie like bus boys and then at the end you go any questions they go why did you make this?
00:33:09
>> But usually they're more precise like uh what you want. So you guys are dealing
00:33:15
drugs and you go, "Yeah." So if you hear something a few times in a screening,
00:33:20
you go, "Okay, let's let's clarify that. Let's go back, put in a voice over or
00:33:26
shoot one extra scene." People don't understand we went from here to here. So
00:33:30
in these movies, they're saying do that even more. Like dumb it down is what
00:33:35
he's saying. >> Or do it in a different way. I say clarity is king when it comes to this.
00:33:39
when you're trying to watch a movie and after about seven or eight minutes you're not quite sure where you are.
00:33:45
What am I watching? Is the tone consistent? >> If you watch a Sylvester Stallone movie
00:33:50
or Arnold movie and even um Adam Sandler is really good at just laying it out. It's not it's not
00:33:58
redundant. It's just we're clear where we are in the first two minutes what
00:34:02
what we're watching. >> Well, you want a clear plot hopefully. >> I think so. Well, unless it's a mystery,
00:34:08
but a good movie is a good movie. But I you know, in the middle of this movie, I'm watching it. Matt Damon looks at the
00:34:14
camera and goes, "Oh my god, I'm Matt Damon and that's Ben Affleck and we
00:34:18
teamed our money and we made a deal to do this movie. We're the good guys. We're fighting the Colombian cartel
00:34:25
and he's telling it to a cat in the movie and the cat goes and then I go, "Oh, that was a good way to do it. Now I
00:34:31
understand it again." Then I forget 20 minutes later, who are these people?
00:34:34
What's going on? and they go, "Oh, the Colombian cartel is coming and they're
00:34:38
mad." And I'm like, "Oh, that's right." >> I did a PG comedy once called Master
00:34:42
Disguise. And at the screening, it was so chaotic cuz we didn't have any time
00:34:47
to rewrite the script, but it was so chaotic. No one knew what was going on at all. It was the most confusing movie
00:34:54
ever. And even even Brad Gray was slumping down. All all the agents and managers
00:35:02
were in their chairs like >> the comment cards are just like, "Hey, [ __ ] you."
00:35:06
>> So, what we did, which maybe you can do with Buzz Boys if you need it. I don't
00:35:10
know where you're at, but >> yeah, >> narrator. >> Narrators help. Uh, I do say Dicky
00:35:16
Roberts, one of the comic cards was, uh, >> David Spade is generally annoying, but I
00:35:22
did like this movie and I liked him in it. He has to add that at the beginning. I remember I kept that card.
00:35:28
>> Wow. Well, >> but at least he ended by going, I'll give it a good score because
00:35:32
>> there is a human being when you make a movie and you're going to show it to
00:35:36
people and they're going to fill out cards. There's a person Kevin a man or a
00:35:39
woman who guides the audience through it. Here's your card. This means this.
00:35:44
This means this. So, I figured out after two screenings where we were at imperceptible, like a 0.001,
00:35:51
I said, I got to talk to that guy. So then I talked to that guy and then his spiel to the audience was very different
00:35:58
and then we went >> Oh, you steered it a bit smart. >> Well, just asking the right questions,
00:36:02
setting them up, don't be confused, whatever. Or the way he would couch it would sometimes influence people. You
00:36:09
know what happens is for people at home is they test every movie and uh I sit in
00:36:15
the back on most of the ones I'm in. And it's kind of fun, but it's also [ __ ]
00:36:19
terrifying because if this doesn't work, >> the the marketing budget is based on the
00:36:26
score of your first screening. So if they see hope, like out of a hundred, these people don't give a [ __ ] They go,
00:36:33
I'll give it an 80. I'll give it a 90. I'll give it a 40. I'll give it a zero.
00:36:36
[ __ ] this. That means so much because the average they go, "Oh, you got a 77.
00:36:42
That's really good. Your budget will go up $2 million on advertising and when it
00:36:47
comes down because you got lower scores. You can bump it up by making your tweaks
00:36:51
and you get another screening. But if it's too low, they probably won't give
00:36:54
you another screening. It costs too much to do a screening >> and bring the people in and rent the
00:37:00
theater. So they start to give up on it right then. So your first screening, there's more and more pressure over the
00:37:05
years. This has to be almost finished. It's not like let's try a bunch of crazy
00:37:10
jokes. If it doesn't work, we'll try another one. >> It's like it got too serious.
00:37:15
>> It's called stank, I think, is the >> Yeah, you get a stank on it and then you
00:37:19
go, >> that's not Yeah, >> people are starting to fade out on it.
00:37:22
>> Masters Guys, lowbudget made 40 at box office was like 80 now and also did
00:37:27
another 60 in video in those days. So, >> 40 wasn't expensive. I mean, you
00:37:31
probably made it for 10 and then you made 40, >> but it was this was a a Jack Gerbuto,
00:37:37
the producer and I were trying to figure out ways to edit it and stuff. So, >> since it was a kids movie, you kind of
00:37:44
need a fart joke. >> Trickier. >> You need a fart joke in a kid movie
00:37:47
apparently. So, I didn't have any, but I thought, what about if the bad guy whenever he's really is his plan is
00:37:54
going really well, he farts. Now, Jack thought it wasn't about He goes, "We should he should fart and then
00:38:02
we cut right away." But I said, "No, he farts and then we hold for like 5
00:38:06
seconds or 10 seconds." LIKE, so it's like right as he's at the peak
00:38:15
of his plan, the chair gets pulled out and then that goes. So, Jack, we tried it the other way where it's like
00:38:21
cut and it didn't get a laugh. So it is all about he's at the peak of his powers
00:38:27
and THEN I TOLD YOU WE WILL DOMINATE THE world >> and the funny thing you hold on him and
00:38:35
then you cut to the people listening like this >> everybody free >> and you get an extra laugh cut away cut
00:38:42
away the guy eating his soup. >> So there is kind of a it it is fun and you you there is that trial and error.
00:38:49
It's always amazing when you put do a rough edit on a film. What will get a laugh that you didn't expect like that?
00:38:56
>> Yeah. >> Oh, I thought it'd be >> That's why you need a screening.
00:38:58
>> Yeah. You just never know what an audience is going to go for. >> Tommy boy, the biggest
00:39:05
the biggest laugh in readthrough and shooting was the deer in the back and at the screening it was their
00:39:12
sixth favorite scene. And you're like, "Wow, we were wrong the whole time."
00:39:18
like it over time >> people remember it but there's so many more things that people quote to me than
00:39:24
that and and it was so hard to shoot and it was freezing we had to get an animatronic deer we had to trash a car
00:39:30
all that work as a set piece they call them and um it still went well and is a good part of the movie but it was by far
00:39:37
the number one and then we were like wow we saw a screening >> well I think it's hard to beat uh you
00:39:43
and Chris's chemistry and patter you know >> that's what people liked Yeah, but in
00:39:48
the context of movies as I remember it, >> it it was it was an energetic little it
00:39:54
thing. It was it wasn't witty patter. It was Chris screaming >> crazy >> and then the deer in the thing. So it
00:40:00
kind of like lifted >> going like this >> watching it all happen. >> Gave the movie a little left turn. A lot
00:40:07
a lot of energy. >> It's more sad and like chaos and we get it. Okay. >> Tom and boy, sorry. David Spade and the
00:40:15
late great Chris Farley. Available now wherever you watch your podcast. >> Blu-ray and laser disc
00:40:20
>> and and a podcast. Okay. >> Okay. Go ahead. Next one. >> Oh, I This is so funny. Director Jordan
00:40:30
Peele quit acting when he was offered the role of poop. >> Oh, the Emoji Movie.
00:40:36
>> Yeah. >> He goes, >> "And that's real." >> He goes, "This is true.
00:40:42
I I don't I would be not offended. I would be like, "How would I do that?"
00:40:47
>> Look, I I mean, >> did you get it? >> No. No. I I wrote the part and I
00:40:53
suggested I I suggested Jordan. >> Um I would just say in show business because so many people are in it now
00:41:01
because every kid has is on film all day, their whole childhood. So, everyone wants to be in it. The more control you
00:41:07
can take, the more you can kind of co-write or develop stuff on your own. But just sitting there waiting. What is
00:41:13
it? Hi, this is Jordan poop. The character's name is poop. Oh, that's funny. No, it's actual poop. I'm
00:41:20
animated poop and my character's name is poop. Get out. >> I was the title of this first movie.
00:41:28
Let's have a Oh, get out. That's right. I stepped on it. >> That's all right. We got it.
00:41:32
>> I stepped on your >> Get out. Wait. >> Get out. Well, if you get a poop call
00:41:37
and you say, "Listen, >> Mhm. >> is he like, "Does he talk or is it just
00:41:43
poop or do I make little noises or could it be diarrhea?" And they're like,
00:41:49
"I'll go. We'll go back to him." >> Well, Sydney Sweeney is playing
00:41:54
diarrhea. Oh, okay. Your poop. All right. Well, it sounds like a really good movie. Uh, Irritable Bowring
00:42:03
IBS. IBS is Brad Pitt. Brad's doing that. Yeah, you know, he's wants to branch out.
00:42:10
>> Is Peepy? >> Really? This movie sounds kind of offputting. >> It's actually sounds good now.
00:42:18
>> The kids would love it. Kids went crazy for it. >> Who's Jiz again?
00:42:24
>> We haven't cast that yet. >> And David Spade as the oversized wiener.
00:42:29
Really? The oversized wiener? You want me to play that? Where'd you get that
00:42:33
idea? >> I say yes. Scale plus 10. Uh, okay. Another one. >> And another one. And another one.
00:42:42
>> And another. >> Okay. Mr. Beast Beast Games contestant says he has no regrets. Oh, this one.
00:42:49
Yeah. >> This is after LA. This is a follow-up to last week. >> Oh, okay. Go ahead. What is it?
00:42:53
>> The guy is in a Mr. beast games and they say if you hit that buzzer all your castmates
00:43:02
your team will lose the whole game and go home >> they get nothing and you
00:43:05
>> but you get a million dollars and he [ __ ] hits it and everyone's shocked
00:43:09
and the guy says now that I'm a millionaire I definitely don't regret my
00:43:13
decision and someone commented why on God's green earth would I not take 1 million over a team of strangers
00:43:20
>> oh they weren't his family or friends like you just met in the green room
00:43:25
>> of Of course. I mean, like, I'm all for being a team player, but these people
00:43:32
you met in the green room and had [ __ ] carrot sticks with for an hour and >> Yeah. And I think I, you know, I don't
00:43:37
know much about Mr. Beast, but I think he's he's kind of brilliant in a way
00:43:42
just to create a show like this. First of all, his name is Bill Sloth or something like that. To name yourself
00:43:49
Mr. Beast is like >> early branding, you know? was like the Hulk or something
00:43:55
>> to invent this game, give away money. I I remember the early days of Mr. Beast
00:44:00
and it was like, uh, I can give you $10,000 now or then I'll or I'll give
00:44:06
that homeless person 10,000, you know, stuff like that. Man on the street with money.
00:44:09
>> Take it. >> Yeah. >> Oh, >> I can give you spay $10,000 or I can
00:44:18
cure the disease. I'll take it. >> Oh, I didn't finish. Yeah, you you could
00:44:23
help mankind. I'll give this to cure cancer or you can have this. I'll give
00:44:29
it >> give me give me. >> Well, women, let me let me just finish. It's going to help children all over the
00:44:34
world. It's going to feed the home. I give >> Can you do it in hundreds?
00:44:40
>> I've already forgotten what he's about to say. I'm just like, how am I going to
00:44:43
break this down and carry it? >> Could we get We'll just put it out there
00:44:46
in the universe. Mr. Beast would I would love to talk to you, but maybe >> Oh, yeah. He should come on. Maybe he's
00:44:52
his the way he created this ecosystem, this entertainment superworld is fascinating. But maybe it's a little bit
00:44:59
like Trump. He can't say what he's doing because then other people might do it.
00:45:03
>> Mr. Beast, they call him Mr. Beast. He's a beast. Mr. Beast, he gives away a lot
00:45:07
of money. A lot of money. Gives away a lot of money. This beast leaning on that [ __ ]
00:45:18
>> quite frankly. Quite frankly, quite frankly, >> it's maintain broken.
00:45:22
>> Quite frankly, quite frankly, he's making a lot of >> a lot of pe a lot of pe a lot of people
00:45:30
are saying he gets >> many people are saying many people are saying, and if you look at it, you think
00:45:35
about it, people are doing many things and they're going to do things and they're talking about things and they're
00:45:40
going places here. >> What happened when Gavin Newsome was sitting in the back? I saw a clip. I
00:45:45
didn't see. >> I know. He couldn't get in. They kind of >> did he just pop over to Davos like on
00:45:48
his way? >> Yeah. And he was trying to get in their green room and everything, but uh he
00:45:53
called it daddy's speech was sucked or something like that. So they wouldn't
00:45:56
let him in and then they flipped them off or something. I don't remember. Politics is a little different these
00:46:02
days. Let's put it that way. >> From the days of George Bush Senior. Very polite, very careful.
00:46:09
>> Never. No, I'm in the middle of my Never. Go ahead. >> Never.
00:46:15
Never, ever, ever. All right. Carson Beck's response to being asked if he had
00:46:20
class yesterday. >> This is a college. >> Okay. >> Quarterback.
00:46:24
>> I'm curious. Did you have class yesterday? If so, what class? And I know
00:46:29
there was a pep rally on campus. Just what has it been like being you as a student this week? Particularly
00:46:35
yesterday. >> Uh, yeah. No class. I I graduated two years ago, so um >> Okay. So, this
00:46:41
>> Oh, he's he can still play in college. the quarterback for the national
00:46:45
championship team I think in Florida Miami. Um I just think maybe I'm inaccurate on that but
00:46:53
this NIL stuff has gotten so crazy. I think the Miami team in the championship the average age was between 22 and 25
00:47:03
and that's when you're supposed to graduate. So people are staying. I didn't know you
00:47:09
could stay without classes. And then they're getting like two million, three
00:47:13
million a year. So, no, they're not rushing as fast to the pros because they
00:47:18
give you a rookie deal where the first year isn't that much. And they're like,
00:47:21
"Shit, I'll just stay here and rake it in and be like the hero of my college."
00:47:26
>> Name, image, likeness. You own it. You could sell it. You could monetize it.
00:47:32
And uh the gymnast who's with the picture, I can't remember her name. >> Oh, Libby. She was making millions. Just
00:47:38
kind of funny because I was at San Francisco State. If someone in the dorm be like, "What are you doing? I just
00:47:44
made five million." Some pictures of me on a balance beam. Really? I I I was I
00:47:49
was vacuuming the dorm to get money to be able to live in the dorm and it was 15 stories high.
00:47:56
>> Yeah. I mean, honestly, if I was Libby Dunn, I wouldn't graduate. That's not why I didn't graduate. But
00:48:04
>> were you a gymnast? Do did you have any skill? >> I did do gymnastics. That's why I
00:48:08
screwed up my neck. >> Interesting. >> And uh but I I wasn't getting paid much
00:48:12
to do anything. And >> if they saw my skill set, I have a particular set of skill.
00:48:18
>> Skillshare. >> I could have mumbled jokes around ASU and they would have given me a couple
00:48:24
million bucks. >> I know. But you didn't. And now you have regret. You need therapy.
00:48:30
>> I wouldn't take that dirty money. Yes, I would. Hey man, I've been poor and I've been
00:48:38
rich. >> What's better? >> And everything in between. I don't know.
00:48:41
I'm just doing kind of a character from I'm auditioning for a movie character.
00:48:44
I've been >> auditioning for Land Man 19th spin-off. >> Godamn it, lady. I don't know what the
00:48:50
[ __ ] you're trying to do. Godamn. Everybody's up my ass today. What? Where'd you wake up on the home side?
00:48:56
The great thing about Landman is it's getting better. And Sam Elliot Sam Elliott is amazing with Billy Bob.
00:49:05
>> Yeah, >> it's getting better. It really is. >> All right. Anything else you want to say
00:49:10
before I let you go? >> Um, just be kind to your neighbors. Um, be kind to yourself. Um, make sure you
00:49:17
eat real food as much as possible. >> Um, get your protein. Uh, hydrate every
00:49:23
once in a while. Just have a drink of water. And for the, you know, if if you're bored, have a drink of water and
00:49:30
do 10 push-ups. If you're just going, I have nothing to do. >> I want to say,
00:49:34
>> David, what's your final statement? >> Be kind. Rewind. And um
00:49:40
>> remember that the Blockbuster Heather does. >> Remember, only you can prevent forest
00:49:46
fires. >> What's that voice about? >> That was rewinding. >> Mean a tape rewinding. Yeah.
00:49:55
>> How about fast forwarding a cassette? >> See, here's what I >> Oh, yeah. You take a pencil and take a
00:50:03
cassette and go. >> The great thing is, what did Heather say? >> She said, "Take a cassette and put a
00:50:11
pencil or eraser in there if it gets stuck and you have to turn it." That's
00:50:15
we had to do the [ __ ] leg work back then. >> Yeah. We aren't like these spoiled K. As
00:50:22
long as you say what you're doing, the sound effect will match. Like I was moving some furniture today
00:50:30
>> because people picture it >> and that it so the sound effect doesn't
00:50:34
have to be accurate. I saw a bird the other day. Kaka kaka kaka, you know, >> helps. Open the door.
00:50:41
>> We're getting some horses on our farm. Two horses. Yeah. Now that was accurate.
00:50:49
They're going to eat up the field. There there's going to be electrified fence.
00:50:52
They'll never touch it just so they won't get lost. >> They're going to eat up our field for a
00:51:00
month or so. >> Oh, Heather, were you excited that he was getting a horse?
00:51:03
>> I was waiting for him to get some >> Oh, good. Yeah, we need more other than
00:51:06
chickens. You got to fill that place out. >> Eat up this stuff. Don't you need goats
00:51:10
for them? >> Are you going to have goats to eat up your uh >> Sure. Whatever you guys want. Whatever
00:51:14
you guys want. >> Well, when we come up there, we want to see the goats and the horses and the
00:51:19
chickens. The whole place is full of horses, cows, incredible hawks, and >> Zootopia dogs.
00:51:29
>> Um, okay. >> All right. Thanks everybody. And, uh, >> goodbye everybody. Goodbye.
00:51:36
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