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Kyle Dunigan is one of my favorite guests we've had because I didn't know
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him as well as you did, but we've had dinner a few times and >> the guy, he's just flatout brilliant. I
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mean, his impressions and some of the weird quirky character he does in this episode are just laugh out loud funny.
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>> Oh, yeah. I follow him on Tik Tok and Instagram and he's doing he puts so much
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work into this stuff. >> He's got a coma one. I was going to send you a
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>> Is it Andrew Cromo? Who is the governor? >> Yeah. Well, Cuomo, there's two of them.
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I think it was Andrew. And then there's Chris Cuomo who's on New Newsmax now.
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>> But he does Bill Maher. He does all and we were doing all of his impressions and
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just cracking up. But he talks that great story about going to do a corporate gig for Tony Robbins.
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>> Oh, yeah. That's hysterical. Remember that? >> Yeah. I would listen to this one if I
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were you. >> Yeah. I think if you don't know him or you're not familiar, just listen in and
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hear because it's just you'll have a >> He's just one of the funniest.
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>> You'll be a new fan. Yeah, here he is. Cow done. Dana, we're almost done.
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>> Damn. I I brought a gigantic sombrero, but I left it. >> Do you need a hat?
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>> No, I don't. It's just for when we do our things. >> Oh, right.
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>> Chuck Baris. You're too young. Gongcha. >> Yeah. Oh, no. I know Chuck Baris. Yeah.
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>> He would randomly come out with hats and not refer to them. It was >> I did like that. Oh, really?
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>> So, I was doing that. I saw you in a hat, like a round circle farmer hat, and
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I I was like, I need that because the sun's really bad. And then I got one, a
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>> [ __ ] pineapple picker hat. >> I can either spend hours with greasy
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uh sunscreen all over or I can put a giant hat on. I prefer the giant hat. Some people go, "No, [ __ ] the hat. I'm
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going to grease it up for hours." >> I do both. >> Kyle Donigan's our guest today.
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>> Dermatologist. That's because of the way you look. I went, you know, I went to a
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dermatologist and I looked at a thing and it was >> Yeah. >> Because I thought this looks not great.
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>> Are we recording? >> Yeah. Light it up. >> Light it up. >> Dermatologist story. So, what happened?
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>> Yeah. I think I actually focused the podcast on dermatology. It's good when
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it's about something. >> So, what happened? We can always cut this. I >> Which means means we won't cut it.
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>> Yeah. Go ahead. >> Well, I just looked at like a little mole spot and I was like, "That doesn't
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look good." I went and the guy looked at it. He's like, "You're fine." And then
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this girl came to visit me for like a weekend. I think I told you David about this. And it did not work out. Like she
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walked into my house. >> I knew that was coming, but >> she walked in my house.
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>> No, he always That's how they always end. >> I had Yeah, it always ends like that. I
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had this uh house and uh she walks up. She goes, "Do planes always fly over
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your house?" She immediately just had all these awful things about my house.
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>> I never noticed the planes like >> But I'm I'm in the path now. I it's
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constant. There's just planes around. Anyway, she goes, I don't like the look
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of that mole. And I was like, I checked it out. I think it's okay. >> Chew it off, [ __ ]
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>> She's like, I don't think it's dangerous. I just don't like the look of
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it. >> Yeah. Yeah. It was just a vanity thing. >> Yeah. >> So, I went But I went back and a
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different dermatologist was like, that's a problem. And cut it out. And it had
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like >> Damn, >> it got caught. It was >> If it wasn't for her,
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>> the girl was the problem. Oh, I thought he said cut the girl out of your life.
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Well, I was naked on a slab and this guy's going around with the eyeglass. He's like 90 or something. Yeah.
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>> And he's going around and he everything he sees cuz I'm covered in stuff. He
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goes, "Age age related." >> And a woman's writing it down. Age
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related. >> Age related. Yeah. I swear to God for a half hour. >> Should you do anything? Nope. Age
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related. >> Sick. >> That's like Billy Bob Thorne. Age related. >> He goes, he goes, "This doesn't look
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like much, but you might have to remove it." I go, "My wiener." And then he took
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that monograph. He goes, "Oh, I'm sorry. >> My wiener is the lady."
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>> The greatest childlike reference to a dick. >> Actually, Dana, tell them when you went
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to the masseuse, would you say? >> Oh, I had this masseuse once and she'd
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really start digging in. She'd go, she'd say, "Give it. Give it. Give it. Give
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it. Give it." >> Didn't she go by your wiener and go, "You hungry?" No, that was me.
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>> That was you. >> Yeah. No, I went >> Irish comedians for 100. Is Dunigan
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Irish or British? It's Irish. >> Irish. >> I hate her. >> Yeah. So, we have the same.
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>> I went to it. This is like a longer story, but a Tony Robbins wanted me to
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perform at his birthday party. >> I had >> Oh, go ahead and tell the strike cuz why
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not? This is a great >> Do you do Tony Robbins? >> No, I don't. But I tried to get one for
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the thing. But I was excited cuz like I like Tony Robbins. I read like three books in my life. Two Tony Robbins. Me,
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too. >> So, I was excited. I was nervous because they were paying me more money than I've
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ever been paid for anything in my life. $750. >> No. Higher. >> I turned them down. I know you got
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>> I won't say what it is, but it was more than,000. >> Tony does not Tony.
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>> It was $24,000. More than $1,000. What do you >> It was $25,000. That's great. Yeah.
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>> It's that's that's wonderful. >> Well, yeah. So, it's very
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>> That's an adorable number. >> I know to you guys. >> No, we don't get it. He's money bags
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here. Think about where you are and think of who owns this place. >> No, I know. Cooling this house is
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$25,000. All right. Tony Robbins tried to beat you up. Got you in a head. >> We'll let you get through the story.
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Hopefully, we probably won't. >> I was nervous and I thought, hey, Tony
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would say, "Take care, you know, take care of yourself, little buddy." People
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don't know Tony, he's like 9t tall. >> Yeah. >> He has actually a tumor on his pituitary
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gland and it's pumping out um growth hormones. That's why he's so big.
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>> He's grown a foot and a half in the last 18 months. >> Yeah. He's been
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>> I mean, when he was a kid, they asked if he wanted to take it out and he was
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like, "No, I want to be enormous." Like, he could have taken it out. He didn't.
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Is that true? >> That's a true story. Yeah. >> Oh my god. >> He is enormous.
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>> He worked. >> It did. Yeah. He really stands out. >> Yeah. >> He like put I don't if you see the
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documentary, but he puts his hand on someone's head and it's like a giant
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catcher mint just envelops the whole guy's head. >> All right, I'm getting to the cuz you're
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a bunch of [ __ ] losers. >> I don't care. I like you little piece of [ __ ]
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>> Yeah, he's a therapist that swears. >> Yeah, he yells. He's scary.
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>> Yeah, go ahead. I'm getting com. So, I was like, I'm going to go take care of
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myself and and get a massage. I never do that. So, I went to this place and I don't want a hand job, but I I know
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about the >> one of those happy ending. >> Yeah. >> David's never heard of those.
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>> No. >> Yeah. >> But the the whole point of going there is to feel better about myself, you
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know? I don't want to walk. I want to, you know, don't want to have like
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>> have hand jobs. So, I'm like, what? How do I look like I don't want a hand job?
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So, I take off my baseball hat cuz guys in baseball hats look like they want jobs.
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>> Suspicious. >> You know what I mean? take off the cap. >> Yeah. I'm not taking David once again.
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>> No. Check. I like it. >> So, I take that off and I kind of go in jolly, you know.
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>> Yeah. Rather than >> instead of like silky serious looking around,
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>> slinking in 15 minutes shame. Yeah. >> And she gives me a good back massage.
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She flips me over. She starts doing a little tickly on the stomach. I'm like,
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"Oh, this is like going down that hand job lane, you know." And so, um, out of
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nowhere, she taps my penis. >> Mhm. And she goes, "You hungry?" >> And I was like, "Oh, no. I'm I'm I just
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>> The better question is, is she hungry?" >> She seemed hungry.
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>> Okay, got it. >> I didn't ask her, but you know, >> this is important for our listeners.
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>> She looked like famished. >> Yeah. >> So, I said, >> "Someone's the meal and someone's the
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consumer of the meal." >> Yes. Yeah. She was drooling. Then she tapped my penis again harder like four
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more times. She was like, "No, you hungry. Am I breaking your mic?" >> And I go, "Oh, no. Thank you. Thank
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you." And she goes, "Oh, girlfriend." And I go, "No." And she goes, "Wife."
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And I go, "No, >> I know where this one's heading, too." >> Yeah. And she goes, "Oh,
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>> that's it. She thinks you're the team." >> Yeah. So, I walked out there feeling
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great. I go to the Tony Robbins thing. And they beforehand, they did a Zoom call with me, you know, where they go,
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"This is what Tony wants, and he wants me to do Biden on a big screen. No one
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sees me. They just see Biden. But he's gonna introduce me as the president of
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the United States is here. >> And I was a little worried because he that could happen. He could zoom in the
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present. He's met all the presidents. So I said to them, I'm a little worried
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they're going to be disappointed when they see me. >> And they were just like, "This is what
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20 wants. This is a cult. You don't tell this is what we do." >> Yeah. I did I did the same kind of gig.
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>> I want to hear about yours because I'm sure yours is better than >> No, everything is ringing true to me.
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But I love Tony. Oh, when they play they play like a videape before. >> Yes. So,
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>> well, it was actually two things. >> A montage, right? Yeah. >> I'm making the story way too long, but
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it was like >> not on fly, right? Right. >> We go over here. I Googled Tony Robbins
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birthday on YouTube. I I don't think I told you this >> research. >> And he his last birthday was this big
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extravaganza with all these stars just like Tony, you're the best. He's balling
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crying. His wife's like, "I love you, honey." It was like his 60th or
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something like that, you know. >> So, I felt even more pressure. This is the next birthday.
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>> So, um I get there and he's like, "Thanks for doing this, you little hunk
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of crap." And he whacks me on the back >> and everybody's super jazzed up, but
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they've been up since like 5 in the morning, you know, swimming with sharks going.
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>> This is a lot of corporate gigs where they beat him to death and they go,
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"Here's entertainment." They're like, >> "Yeah, >> it's like raw, go, we can win." They
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have dancers come out. You probably saw this after every speaker like >> Mine was on Zoom. Mine was on Zoom.
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>> Oh, see that was smart. >> Well, >> I was there. I flew down to West uh Palm
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Beach. >> He wanted me to find >> undisclosed location. >> So, anyway, so what what how does this
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>> So, yeah, get to the end of the story. >> No, I want I could do Tony Robbins for
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the first half hour and then we'll do McCartney for the second half hour. >> He's at a trampoline and I jumped on
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that beforehand trying to get pumped up. Mhm. >> And um so the guy before me was uh the
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Secretary of Defense, former Secretary of Defense uh Larry Sumers. And he just talked like this. He went over an hour
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and a half. >> It's like midnight now. >> Yeah. >> And uh Tony goes, "Are you ready for the
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surprise of your life?" And they're like, "Yeah." And they're like, "Have I
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ever disappointed you?" And they're like, "No, you never disappointed us."
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And then he goes >> and then and then someone goes like blah blah there's a pause. He forgot to play
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the package they made this minute package video of him with presidents. >> Oh okay.
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>> So now that plays like okay >> no he go yeah the president United
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States I go nuts. Then they play the package. Then he reintroduces me cuz he introduced me before. He did it wrong
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but now it really feels like for sure the president >> cuz he's in the video they said he's
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shaking hands with Obama and he's shaking hand. So they really think Biden's coming up.
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>> Oh, they 100%. There's no way he would [ __ ] us over and have some [ __ ]
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playing Biden. >> Exactly. So I'm sitting backstage like, "Oh no, it's the nightmare. I imagine."
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>> So then I pop up on the screen and you hear this audible from the audience and I'm like, "Hey,
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it's Tony Bologn's birthday. Hey, pretty good guy. Come on, man. Corn dying."
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Corn >> just death. >> Really? God so unusual. They're nothing from them
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>> cuz they're angry. >> Yeah. And I think they don't even know
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if it's a joke and they're just staring and I'm in my head I'm going this is my
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this is the funniest thing and I've got another 25 minutes. You know when you
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funniest you're like >> this is just going to get worse. >> And are you in a suit and tie just at a
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regular mind? >> That's a whole another thing. I went shopping. You know when you're nervous
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you shop for >> after the masseuse. >> I had to go after it. You know what I
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mean? So I bought these new shoes. They were both left feet, so I couldn't even
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use this. I I had dirty shoes. >> Who does that? >> I I'm making this story. I'm telling you
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10% disaster. >> Podcast probably. >> If you want Yeah. Go to the >> I think it's his own podcast.
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>> Yeah. And then I got a shirt. So I looked it was a black button. I looked
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like a magician. >> Yeah. >> Um I think And I made a joke about that.
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>> You have clown shoes on and a misfit. >> I Yeah, I didn't. I wore my dirty shoes
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>> and um because I I couldn't fit into those two left feet. >> They go I like when the magician made
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all the laughter disappear. >> Yeah, it's weird because the screen goes
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up and now I have to introduce myself and here's a surprise for Tony Kyle. >> This is very normal.
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>> They're like this guy's still going. >> Yeah. Yeah. Well, I walk out and they
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jump up and they're like, "Yay!" Hey, cuz they're all taught to train
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energy and then back to like we hate you. Said back down. >> This is very normal for we hate you.
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>> Yeah. >> And I go I I said something about like I know I looks like I'm about to do magic.
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I promise I'm not. And they like to see magic. Yeah. They don't get any any
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sarcasm or irony. >> No. It's almost like the opposite because it's all about positivity and
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then I you know stand up cutting and I'm halfway through jokes going don't tell
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the rest of this joke. Mhm. >> I I I told a joke. I go, "Um, I dated this girl. She was too young for me. She
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was 19 years younger. Don't judge. I was in college. That's when you experiment."
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And they go, "Oh, wait. That means she was like three." Oh my god. >> Yeah, that's a tough one. No, I didn't.
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>> That's if that go into Bill Maher or something, right? What's your what's
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your fail safe like Defcon 5? What bit is just >> in that situation where you jump to
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maybe this will work now >> to your surefires. >> Yeah. But nothing's working. So
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>> in your head you have nothing. >> Yeah. >> But you're skipping chunks and then
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you're like I won't have enough. >> You're speeding through. >> Yeah. Done it.
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>> Half this and then the clock's like going backwards and I'm like on the
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piano at one point >> and then people I have like pictures I if you want I don't know if you have a
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website if I could put up anyway. Um >> we have nothing. >> It doesn't matter. We don't really good
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at social media. >> We barely have audio. I think >> I just got Wi-Fi.
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>> I get off and I was supposed to sing Happy Birthday to Tony as as Caitlyn
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Jenner. Right. So, there's a wig. I'm back on the where the laptop is where
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I'm projected like a face swab and I see the wig there and no, I say I can't I need to walk out of
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here with something. I can't walk out of here with a woman's wig on. So, I leave
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it there. or not crush. Yeah. >> Yeah. And I just go sincere. I'm like,
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"Hey guys, it's Tony's birthday. How about a happy birthday?" I was supposed
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to be like, "Happy birthday to Tony, baby." Yeah. And do some He's got a big
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old [ __ ] >> But I bailed on that and I just did a sincere happy birth. And they just
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turned to their leader and they're like, "Happy birthday." And I use that to
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sneak out and I'm grabbing my stuff. And so he thought I was off stage, but I was
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under the desk. And he goes, "Did you guys have a day you'll never forget?"
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And they were like, "Yeah." And then he goes, "This is a night I'd like to
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forget." >> No. >> He was talking about me. >> I've ne Have you ever heard Tony Robbins
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say negative thing in your life about anyone? >> No. >> And he said about me.
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>> That's That's weird. >> It was rough. >> That's weird.
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>> That is weird. Wild Spanish. >> We'll be right back with this show.
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>> Word from our sponsor. >> Yeah. I was just on a Zoom real quickly
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and he was just super enthusiastic and there were just all these flashing pictures of people all over the world
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and he would go I would do a bit like he didn't like Fouchy so I was like you
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don't NEED A VACCINE IT'LL SOLVE EVERYTHING all that stuff and he goes give it up for Tana Carvey so I'm just
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in my little room my wife's cooking dinner downstairs and he's going like
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this and it went on for two minutes so I started dancing in my room and just for
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one landed joke. >> Yeah >> it was during the pandemic obviously. >> How much time did you have to do? Um, I
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think it was supposed to be 45. I think it ended up being 35 and they were fine with it. David, do you have a Tony
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Robbins gig story? >> I, you know, I did get a call about a Tony Robbins gig.
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>> Oh, >> you what? >> I got a call about one recently. >> Are you being serious?
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>> I swear to God. Yeah, >> cuz I turned him down. >> I think what happens is they do these
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gigs. >> Yeah. I was too busy. Go ahead, D. >> You have to throw that. Well, well,
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Dana, you already did it, though. >> You were number two, D. They have >> But then they wanted me back. They
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wanted me back in person. >> Oh, yeah. and I was really really busy with something and they only told me 5
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days before. So I said, you know, >> there was nothing that was going to stop
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me to get $25,000. >> This could have been for >> I would like that money now that my 401k
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is 70% down. Yeah. >> Because of >> I I think I know the caravan >> uh because of
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>> docuine or no >> docuign. Yes, the stock market's been down. >> It went down over 100%. I actually owe
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money. It's negative 28%. >> No, it's it'll be fine. >> Yeah. Yeah.
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>> Yeah, I'm fine. >> Um, David, >> you guys are fine. >> I like when you both do Biden. It's
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funny talking to each other. >> Well, I just end with Pirates of the Caribbean. I love yours your stuff.
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>> Good. We have We have like different Bidens, which is >> Yeah. The the latest one. Did you do the
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whisper yell? Because that's what happened after Afghanistan. >> Like, yeah. Like, come on, man. This guy
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get this guy Blair Pontang. Not Not Pontang. Yeah. the guy bad dude and then it's like yeah it's like a lower like a
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mumble he does like >> but my dad used to do this where he'd he'd patronize whisper like I know
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better than you do cuz I know a lot better and I know how to do it you know but your Biden's amazing
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>> yeah come on yeah does that >> and you do everything I mean you just
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went at him early cuz now the New York Times is attacking Biden saying he makes up stories and bumbling back in those
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days it was a hot oven but your thing was always just >> edgy and funny and
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>> Kyle on YouTube is all and Instagram is always something that's ahead of the
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game. >> Go anywhere you felt like going. >> Even when you do Caitlyn Jenner, you get
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uh you get you always wonder these Kardashians even are they even aware. I had I never know. They I found a video
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that they made cuz I did a video where they were like we're mad at you. The whole thing was just like we're mad at
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you. They were all mad at you >> and then the Chloe did a video going mad at you and really they did it. So they
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saw that one. I don't know if they saw the other ones though. I think um maybe
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just that one. >> Should we talk about one that you thought might tweak them
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>> cuz you're always going for the laugh. You don't seem like you're waving any
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political party or any point of view other than what's funny. >> Yeah, that's all I I'm trying to do.
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>> You fresh prince of DC, right? >> Mhm. I'm trying to finish one up now.
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They take forever and I go dark. So, you know, with making money on the the internet, you've got to keep cranking
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stuff out and you know, sketchy, really hard to crank out. I mean SNL's they got
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30 writers or something and then >> oh no a oneman band what you're doing I
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don't know >> when you're doing it in the house and you got green screens and face swap and
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all these computer things you have graphics >> and I edit and then it's like
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like I'll be like oh I I need tape to tape down this wig. So then I go to the
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store I got to get the tape for the wig and that's a half hour. Then I'm like oh
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wait I need a tie. Then I go to like the Goodwill and I get a tie and then I'll
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shoot for an hour and like oh my ear was sticking out. And I got to reshoot that
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for some days. So much work. >> I I know some people could help you. >> Well, I need to find I need to find a
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way to get money that I could pay people cuz that's that would be great. >> Well, you're okay. Kyle Dunigan YouTube
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channel listeners. Go check it out. >> More talent. It's tougher to make. There's just some
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ways it's hard to make money no matter how good you are. Just hard to get on
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YouTube and that [ __ ] It's hard to crank out sketch like they do. SNL's got
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there's probably two sketches a week that are >> well they write about 50 55 in 24 hours
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>> and two are good and they take two weeks off every two weeks. It's just like it's
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like bass player you know you strike out >> sometimes three Kyle. >> Oh is it three?
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>> No Lauren visited the podcast. We would do two and then a week off and then
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three and then a week off then around Christmas two weeks off then huge staff churning stuff out and it's a numbers
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game, you know. >> Yeah. So I'll like do a few in a row and I'll watch it grow and then I'll stop.
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I'll need to like take a break for like a month or a couple weeks and it'll just
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I'll drop 40% on my next video. So it's like that's I'm trying to figure out how
00:20:20
to do the business side. So now this next fresh pressing is more like a short film. I'm going to release it like and
00:20:26
maybe have people pay like two bucks for it or something. >> The Will Smith show a bunch of those. I
00:20:32
know. I've seen them just for the audience. Kind of rapping as Biden and around and then insanity ensues.
00:20:37
>> Yeah. And there's like sitcom up the stairs. >> Yeah. >> Well, also people that are listening
00:20:48
should know Kyle is a comedian. >> Been doing it forever. He up for five Emmys. wrote for the in was it inside
00:20:55
Amy Schumer >> and won an Emmy for >> Girl You Don't Need Makeup, which I
00:21:00
listened to today. >> What was that? >> Girl, you don't need Makeup.
00:21:03
>> Was it on Amy When You Wake Up? >> Yeah, it was on the Schumer show. My mom
00:21:07
has that. I brought her the Emmys. She's very excited. >> Okay, we'll come back to the Schumer
00:21:11
show. Uh Sarah Silverman, did you write for that show? >> I did actually. That was a show I was
00:21:16
writing and then I had uh I was like, I have to get out of here. It was a great job, but I just felt like I was writing
00:21:23
too much for other people and I wanted to, you know, perform. So, I started making I actually during that writing
00:21:30
thing, I figured out how to >> um do the face swaps. So, it was a FaceTime call so they could talk to each
00:21:37
other and that was like a big >> um just like I was doing imitations of the writers in the room and they liked
00:21:42
it. Then I started doing it online. That's kind of what blew it up. >> How long you been doing?
00:21:45
>> Uh 2016 or 16 17 >> and so Okay. Well, early on, tell us when you
00:21:53
you probably were into SNL because all we all were. >> Yeah. >> And um but you did did you finally get
00:22:01
an audition or was it one or was it you were trying to get an audition like everyone?
00:22:06
>> Yeah. I didn't know what to do. Yeah. Big fan of SNL. Dana's been huge
00:22:10
influence. We talked about that. Uh but we don't talk about >> Yeah. Well, maybe we can talk about just
00:22:15
a little bit. >> We can talk a little bit. I don't Three >> sentences. I'll comment David though
00:22:19
because I was an extra on SNL >> when I was there. >> This is the worst.
00:22:24
>> No, you had left like the year before and being Let me just go back. But but
00:22:29
but David >> Oh, we're going to dog ear that one. Yeah. >> Yeah. David um
00:22:35
>> [ __ ] you up. >> You could see in the monitors what was going on in rehearsal and you could hear
00:22:39
it and I was like, "Oh, David's the funniest one." >> Cuz he was he was riffing.
00:22:44
>> Yeah. Yeah. I don't remember what you're doing with your leg. >> And then when the air show came, he
00:22:48
would freeze up a little bit. >> He was funny. >> Yeah, David was the always the funniest.
00:22:56
>> So funny. Very low rehearsal show you. Yeah. I mean, rehearsal I didn't know
00:23:01
back then. They were probably taping him, but you're just bullshitting with your friends saying, "By the way,
00:23:05
anything forgetting you're on camera." But when Kyle was there, we were doing
00:23:11
it. Happened to be one of my favorite ones ever, which was the Gap Girls. >> Lay Off, I'm starving.
00:23:16
>> Lay Off I'm Starving. And Kyle, not only was he there, >> he was a uh extra.
00:23:23
>> And they put him in the Gaff Girl sketch and they put him in a primo spot behind
00:23:30
us. That was really >> So you were just on camera with no lines throughout the
00:23:34
>> Yeah. And I'm just right next to Chris Farley. I'm like, "This is probably my
00:23:37
big break. I'm not sure. >> That's not sure." But we're >> about to go out and David comes over.
00:23:43
He's like, "Uh, yeah. This is my friend, whoever the uh >> my buddy was visiting from Arizona." And
00:23:49
I'd never done flip-flopping. >> And I [ __ ] go, "Can he be in this?"
00:23:54
They go, "Yeah." And I go, "Rick, why don't you sit here?" And they pulled
00:23:57
Kyle out. >> Yeah. Well, they they flipped me. So, like, we'll get you the back of your
00:24:00
head, Kyle. And my friend will get the >> And then he became famous off that. He
00:24:05
he got a deal off that extra work. >> Can I ask a question about this? Like
00:24:09
when just for a second because I don't know that that part of you like when did
00:24:13
you start being a comedian? >> Um you know >> trying to be professional.
00:24:18
>> When did you go was your first standup at 18 or were you doing little shows for
00:24:21
your parents when you were 10? We have all different >> When I was younger I I didn't uh I I
00:24:27
remember being laughed at but not like me trying to be funny but like humiliating things
00:24:32
>> just in school. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> I think my very first memory was my
00:24:37
whole family laughing. I mean, my my grandmother was like I was like, "What's
00:24:40
this, Nana?" And it was a place, Matt. We got like a choo choo place. And she
00:24:44
goes, "Oh, you eat on that." And my little brain was like, "Eat >> on it." Didn't make sense, but eat it
00:24:50
made sense. >> Like on was like I think I'd skip that little word. So I just started eating
00:24:56
it. And I came and I was trying to eat that. And this first memories everyone like
00:25:00
>> And then I got an idiot. Yeah. And people would laugh at me, but I wasn't
00:25:04
trying to be funny. I was little. I think we're like three little guys, right? Three of us were like little
00:25:08
guys. >> What was your height and weight when you entered high school? >> Um, I know. All I know is the tiniest
00:25:14
except for my friend Michael was like a half inch. And I love cuz when they'd
00:25:18
line you up, it was like, Michael, you're on the end. I But I was always number two. But I remember they had
00:25:22
superlatives where they go, you know, best looking, most likely to succeed. And the popular girls come up to me,
00:25:28
they never talked to me, and they were like, we decided you're the funniest.
00:25:31
>> Whoa. What grade was that? >> Okay. >> Junior was like 8th grade. I was like 12
00:25:35
years old. >> So before school, >> you know what I say to that? I go, "You
00:25:39
hungry?" And they go, "What?" >> And I go, you go, "It's early. I'm going
00:25:43
to ask you again later." >> But I didn't really know or or think I
00:25:46
was funny. And then >> the lobby of the before you go into school, there's like a lobby and
00:25:51
everyone hangs out there. >> Terrifying. Junior high. >> Right. Right. And this big the big
00:25:55
bully, Scott Chapman, comes up to me, pushes me, and he goes, "You're not
00:25:58
funny." cuz word got out that I was going to be the funniest and he wanted to be the funny guy. And I was like,
00:26:03
yeah, okay. I don't I don't I think you're right. >> Beat the funny out of you.
00:26:06
>> And he goes, I'm funnier than you. Now everyone starts gathering around us.
00:26:11
Funny fight. Yeah. Yeah. >> Eight miles. So what does he say? >> I backed it. I was like, you are like,
00:26:20
this is hilarious what you're doing. So then I got voted class clown. I got upset about it because um clown it kind
00:26:27
of hit me. >> The same. It's not good. Especially when you're 12 and you want to be liked by
00:26:31
girls and it was like the popular girls. I was like, "Oh, they look at me like
00:26:34
I'm this like clown." >> So, I have a My friend was really sweet and he was intending to do something
00:26:40
nice. But he went to the principal or whatever and was like, "Kyle's upset of
00:26:43
the clown called clown." So, they changed it to Bez. They changed it to Beth's personality.
00:26:50
>> Really? >> Don't shrink. >> Don't he's shrinking down in his chair.
00:26:54
>> They changed it. Uh did you did you uh did your gift for Mimree emerge at that
00:27:00
time? Could you do the PE coach or were you doing you know? >> Yeah, that actually got me attention
00:27:04
from girls. I did um >> uh M I did Michael Jackson. This girl I really liked would be like do Michael
00:27:12
Jackson. So I just dance like a monkey and one time she'd cross it off her shoe, Michael Jackson. And I got hurt
00:27:17
personally like we broke up. >> But >> but did you do the voice or just do
00:27:22
>> you dance? I do the the voice and the dance. I remember, this is a hacky
00:27:26
impression now, but I saw one of my first impression. I saw Christopher walking at our local tiny grocery store,
00:27:32
Western Connecticut. Tiny little thing. I'd never seen a famous person before,
00:27:36
you know? So, I was following him around like a creep. You know the thing when you go to a grocery store and you're
00:27:40
like, "Oh, I just want to get like some batteries." But then you start going,
00:27:44
"Oh, I need that. I need that." So, he had this whole pile of stuff. Yeah. And
00:27:47
right before he got to the front, he just like janged it all over the floor and he goes, "Oh, no, my cottage
00:27:55
cheese." And the lady was like, "It's fine." And he's like, "No, no, you you
00:27:59
get quiet and be like, "I'm sorry." He got really loud and that like bug got
00:28:03
me. That was like I think uh one of the first impressions I did. But I did impressions. But then I started doing
00:28:07
standup when I got out >> uh to try to make money because there just was no money in school.
00:28:13
>> Out of out of the world of school, out of college and stuff. >> So early 20s you start doing stand up.
00:28:19
>> Yeah. And my you know managers were like don't do impressions and guitar. So
00:28:24
everything that I do well they I didn't do for 20 years until I found Facebook.
00:28:28
>> They told me not to do that either. Yeah. Don't do impressions. Don't don't
00:28:31
do the church lady. What bad advice that that we got. >> Yeah. >> Later you go, what the [ __ ] do you know?
00:28:38
>> So then what was your like those years you you got on shows pretty quickly like
00:28:42
Cedric the Entertainer. You were a sketch player. That was >> Yeah, that was um I thought that was
00:28:47
like a big break cuz I was kind of a hit sketch show and I joined mid-season cuz
00:28:51
like we need a white guy to pick on and uh pick on >> before we would do the show. It was like
00:28:57
a funny little thing. They would do a prayer circle and Cedric, you know, is very religious and uh he's holding hands
00:29:04
with two Jewish, you know, producers and we're just sitting around. I would just
00:29:08
stare at the Jewish producers because they'd have to be there like pray, please Jesus, help these setups, land
00:29:14
our punchlines, and be all praying for Jesus. And there was really only like a couple of people who believed in Jesus,
00:29:21
but that was before. >> Are you pray awkward? >> I'm not religious. No. Okay. Yeah.
00:29:26
>> No. Do you have any um affiliation with a political party? Uh >> spell your last name, Mr. Dunigan.
00:29:34
>> Uh wait, I want to get to some impressions, too. But also, oh wait, when did you do cruise ships? Cuz my
00:29:39
buddy does cruise ships and he said they're tough. >> My friend was like, "Don't do it. It'll
00:29:42
be really bad." And I I was like, "How could that be bad?" You know, vacation.
00:29:47
How could that be bad? >> So, I go there and >> cruise ships, >> three shows a night, and it's a free
00:29:53
show, so everyone goes to the show because it's free. They already paid for it. And I'm bombing so hard. Mostly
00:29:58
wheelchairs. It was a very old cruise. >> You hear people leaving. They >> And then the walkers after that.
00:30:05
>> Yeah. You buy WD40. >> And I got >> We love when David does.
00:30:11
>> I know. He does great. He does great sound effects. >> WD40 gets underplayed in the world. It's
00:30:17
out there though. >> Yeah. I but I was famous for being terrible on the ship. So I just hid in
00:30:22
my room. >> Then you go and you're looking over the Leo deck and it was like that guy
00:30:25
sucked. Are you the guy that's horrible? So >> yeah. So you bomb the first night.
00:30:29
>> No, I bombed every night. No, nothing. >> Three times a night. >> Three times a night where it was just
00:30:34
this awful. And then one time they make you after the show say goodbye to everybody. So you bomb and you got a big
00:30:40
thank you for coming. >> Yeah. So, I see this woman hovering, >> you know, around me and I'm like, "Oh,
00:30:48
here's a fan. That's we'll have to deal with this. >> This is nice."
00:30:51
>> And she goes, "I have to tell you, >> you look exactly like my dead son.
00:30:58
>> My son just died a month ago. They were going to cancel this trip and they
00:31:04
already bought the tickets and the dad won't look at me. Apparently, I look amazingly and sound like her son who
00:31:09
just died." So, I'm like, "Oh my god, I'm so sorry." And then I keep running
00:31:14
into her because the ship's not that big >> at the buffet by the >> everywhere. And and then I I went to one
00:31:20
bar and I'm like, "Oh god, there she is again." And she's got the rest of her
00:31:23
family and it was like, "There he is." And everyone there he is. >> They're like, "Oh,
00:31:28
>> she confused you dying on stage. >> You both died." >> Once you died on stage, I was like, "No,
00:31:35
that's him." >> And then she asked me to go rock climbing and >> trying to be the son again.
00:31:41
>> Yeah. I can't say no to her. So now I'm rock climbing and she's staring at me.
00:31:45
>> She starts calling you Dave Michael or something. >> She was sort she was sort of having this
00:31:49
thing with me and I I had had to do it and I could tell I wasn't >> it's a good sitcom
00:31:54
>> as good as her son. She was like just climb up like you're not act >> you're good at this.
00:32:00
>> Yeah. >> So she's ordering around like a mom to a son. Yeah. Just climb up.
00:32:03
>> Yeah. Yeah. >> And just so you do up terrified >> and her son I'm sure was like bing bing.
00:32:09
>> You're the worst fake son. Yeah, that was my uh boy. >> That was the week that Obama was uh uh
00:32:16
or not Obama that that bin Laden was uh killed. >> Is that Obama? >> That was my bin Laden. My Obama's not
00:32:25
like this. That's what you do. >> My mom points like Obama, you know, not
00:32:30
Obama. Um >> so then when did how did you become a genius? >> Are they two different people? I don't
00:32:37
know. >> Points like like Obama. I meant to say Bin Laden. There might be something
00:32:42
racist in there, but like I kept saying Obama and Bin Laden, but um yeah, she just points like a terrorist is saying
00:32:50
their blood will run in the streets. My mother's finger gets right in you in
00:32:53
your face like that. >> Your mom's in your bit sometimes. >> Yeah, she's really good actually.
00:32:56
>> Do you tell her what to do or no? >> Yeah, I actually surprise her cuz once
00:32:59
she knows she's acting, it's over. We have to >> She'll come on stage. No, we fil
00:33:06
when she's doing dishes. be like, "Hey, mom. Let's I'll just start doing
00:33:09
something." >> That is >> She has to improv it. She's good. Yeah.
00:33:14
Yeah. Do Craig to my mom. >> Hysterical. >> Craig's hysterical. >> Thank you.
00:33:17
>> Yeah. >> All right. We'll talk about Go ahead. Sorry. Oh, you didn't get to your SNL
00:33:21
audition. >> Oh, yes. >> Well, we want to get to that. We're just
00:33:23
creeping up to like how many years of standup and and then when do you try out for SNL?
00:33:27
>> Oh, yes. And the first time I did standup actually was in high school was
00:33:30
20 minutes before. My friends were like, "You should do standup." And I was like,
00:33:34
"Okay." Cuz I just did what people told me. And I wrote a set in 20 minutes and
00:33:38
the set was 20 minutes. So I don't know what that must have been very >> first time usually crushes.
00:33:42
>> What's that? >> First time usually crushes and did pretty good because I was doing teachers
00:33:48
and stuff like that but I got suspended halfway through it >> could go wrong.
00:33:54
>> Oh >> well it's so it's so funny though. >> Yeah. But the uh halfway through the
00:33:59
host, this girl was like, "Um, you have to um uh you you have to stop uh saying
00:34:06
something about, oh, you can't say penis or Miss Ola is going to suspend you was
00:34:10
the thing." And then they were all quiet like, "What happened?" I was like, "I'm
00:34:14
not allowed to say penis anymore." And then I started going like Mike Kilbos.
00:34:17
And then I started doing other name. It was then they took me off stage. Anyway,
00:34:21
>> they took you away. >> Yeah, they took me away in a jacket. Um but I start Yeah. But I like when you
00:34:26
bump with the microphone with your chin while you're talking and you hug it like
00:34:30
this. >> He's hugging it. He's bumping it. He's So when did you start crushing and get
00:34:35
the notion I want to and I'm highly qualified to be on Saturday Night Live? >> Uh I always wanted like like watching
00:34:44
you and stuff. I not that I felt like I'd be as good as you, but I thought like I can do that kind of thing. That's
00:34:49
like up in my wheelhouse, you know? So I really want to do it and I love the show. You actually almost stopped me
00:34:55
from getting uh from losing my virginity. You >> It didn't happen, but you almost
00:35:01
>> I was coming home from a party and uh this woman who was this girl, she's like
00:35:07
21, was in my Spanish class and she's on a balcony. She goes, "Kyle Dunagan, get
00:35:13
up here." Just hammered. And like we immediately had, she just decided we're
00:35:19
having sex. I don't remember what happened in between, but then I was like, but I I almost didn't go up
00:35:24
because I was like, I want to go back and see Dana Carvey because SNL was starting and I almost
00:35:29
>> but I I wish I had because I I didn't think I got AIDS from this woman. I knew
00:35:34
I got AIDS from this woman. Like it was back when if you just had unprotected sex, you got AIDS,
00:35:39
>> right? When it started, everyone thought AIDS. Yeah, >> it's everyone's going to get it.
00:35:43
>> So, I wish I had me on the show. I did and I wish I hadn't. >> I got AIDS from watching Dana once.
00:35:48
>> Yeah. So you either way you're on Fouchy got me, took care of me. We give you a
00:35:53
shot. You give me a >> The booas. >> So you do it accurately. I just punt
00:36:00
sometimes. >> He does. I just decide how I want him to sound and hope people.
00:36:04
>> He does quieter Fouchy. >> I'm a Dana derivative. You're not
00:36:10
crying, laughing, talking about um Mickey Rooney. >> Yep. >> Um Mickey Rooney. I I heard you do it
00:36:18
before, but I know his true story. Yeah. >> What you worked with him on a play?
00:36:23
>> No, a TV show, One of the Boys, in 1981. I was cast out of nowhere. I was just a
00:36:29
young stand-up Fred Silverman, the head NBC. That's Mickey Rooney's grandson.
00:36:32
Then I'm on a 747 with Nathan Lane. He was going >> That's right. He was your
00:36:37
>> So, we became friends and then we met Mickey who had a 38 revolver and >> literally at least once an hour I was
00:36:44
the number one star in the world. You hear me? Bang the world. >> Anyway, >> he's not kissing you. He's like pulling
00:36:54
something. >> Yeah. He would say things like uh he needed money and he would he would dying
00:36:59
laughing. >> Judy Garland never owned a car. It was nonsequ. Why Mickey? Cuz they pumped her
00:37:05
so full of drugs they killed her. And then he would just look off into space. >> Yeah.
00:37:10
>> Yeah. >> And they I asked him for money and Joe Lewis. Joe Lewis. He'd be there studing
00:37:16
you. Studden you. He's getting right up in my face. He's about 4 foot 10. He's
00:37:19
He's going like this right to my face. Joe Lewis. He's slam. Man Joe Lewis.
00:37:23
THIS FIRE PLUG WILL TAKE you out. He referred to himself as a fire plug. Anyway, that that's another podcast
00:37:30
entirely. But um when I first met you, it's kind of interesting. I had dinner
00:37:34
with you because David's very social and I'm a homebody >> and I didn't really know what you did. I
00:37:40
just thought you were funny and a really nice guy. And then I went home and looked you up and went, "My god, this is
00:37:46
my brother from another mother." >> I mean, it's an honor that you think
00:37:50
that that's >> Well, it's the evidence is on YouTube watching. It's like extraordinary acidy
00:37:56
stuff. The Stallone doing the way you do Stallone now >> as it's like a character as well.
00:38:02
There's a sweetness to him kind of. >> Yeah, it's different than he he's
00:38:06
actually seen it, which is funny. We've had Frank Stallone on the show. >> Oh, really? And it's really cool to cuz
00:38:11
some people like impressions some people don't like when >> what how did you find that Stallone that
00:38:16
particular Stallone you just started doing and then you >> yeah just you know it's like really like
00:38:21
the punchy stone you know really stupid he's like confident you know >> confidence
00:38:28
>> but super sincere confident stupidity >> confity you know I just did like I had
00:38:33
him do he like makes little movies and the last one which got demonetized everything gets demonetized that I put
00:38:39
out But he's like doing a documentary on 9/11, but it was like the day we got
00:38:45
911. >> Yeah, that's >> the first building got 911. >> What about this? Kyle and I joke about
00:38:52
like if he goes on dates or you know, we're obviously both older than our Twilight years.
00:38:58
>> Mature back nure. >> And when we're out, I remember I was with uh said Rick, our friend. All my
00:39:06
friends are my age. So we were in we were in Las Vegas and we sat at this booth and this girl came. She was our
00:39:11
hostess. >> So they like to blab and then the uh like manager sends her go talk to those
00:39:15
guys. So >> she just sits with us but no when no one invites her. She just sits there. She's
00:39:19
21. She's like hey guys so you're in Vegas. >> Like yeah that's the safe bet. And then
00:39:27
uh and then she doesn't have much to say. And so she goes where are you staying? We're like oh the Mirage. And
00:39:33
she goes oh fine. That's the one. It's got a big fountain. You know, she
00:39:36
doesn't know anything. And then my buddy goes, you know, I was there when they
00:39:40
built the Mirage. I was there opening night. She's like, "Huh?" I go, "Rick,
00:39:44
quit advertising how [ __ ] old we are. Like built the she doesn't even know it
00:39:48
was ever built." She goes, "What?" And he goes, "Yeah." And I go, "Oh, yeah."
00:39:51
And we were at uh we were She goes, "Remember the Dunes before they blew it
00:39:54
up?" I go, "Rick, it's getting worse." I go, "The monkeys were better than the
00:39:59
>> Yeah. He goes, uh I go, we were at Joey Bishop's 40th at the Dunes. Were you
00:40:03
there? No, I'm 21 years old and that was 200 years ago. And and and I we just got
00:40:08
to be careful cuz you've said it before. You slip and say something like uh I've
00:40:13
got buddies are like uh >> you know do you use compression socks? And she's like huh?
00:40:18
>> I'm like why are you talking about the oldest things in the world? I even feel
00:40:22
old. I go you don't wear that. And he goes yeah. And my other friend's like uh
00:40:26
when I if I have like soreness and she goes I know my arm hurt yesterday. And he's like oh do you think it's arthrit?
00:40:32
I go, "What?" Like, "Wow." >> It's not arthritis. She's 21. Quit
00:40:36
saying the oldest, sickeningest words that even I'm at your table going, "Beat
00:40:40
it, old man." >> Yeah. He's not good for you. >> What's young, though, though? What would
00:40:45
you say to your younger? >> No. I I love I love you. >> No, there's no conversation. It's just
00:40:51
she was doing her job to say hi. But this happens a lot when fans or some or just anyone comes up and says hi and
00:40:58
then we just catch ourselves having it's just too old. Right. Just references the
00:41:03
old >> it is hard. I the my last date that I had I don't go on many dates because of
00:41:08
what happens in on them. >> And she says to me, >> um, well, you're a little long in the
00:41:15
tooth. And I don't think we were talking about age or anything. And I thought we
00:41:20
had a Yeah. And never heard from Yes. That's we were talking about long in the
00:41:24
tooth. Long in the tooth. >> Long in the tooth. That's That makes her seem old. That's an old fashioned. She
00:41:30
was 62 with a nice lip. >> Yeah. >> I went Yeah. My dating's not been I went
00:41:36
on a date where the uh girl was um she showed up different than what her picture was. Just say that. Very
00:41:42
different. >> Just say different. Yeah. Different. >> And she gets in the car and um she gets
00:41:47
nauseous and every five minutes we're pulling over for her to drool out of the
00:41:52
car and then she takes off her shoe and starts rubbing her bare foot like crossed over. Anyway, it's been going
00:41:59
well. So, anyway, about SNL. I knew a guy went on a Tinder date with this woman and uh she'd never she was I
00:42:07
guess she was didn't have a lot of money, but they took her to a sushi restaurant and she would just kept
00:42:11
saying, "I want to stab it. I want to stab it." So, she had she had a fork.
00:42:15
She was just stabbing the sushi. >> What do you mean just a little piece of
00:42:17
sushi? >> Yeah. I want to stab it. I'll tell you one last story of when my
00:42:25
waiter who's German. I got I was there was a picture of me kissing a girl in a pool that was
00:42:33
secretly taken or whatever but it was kind of all over the place cuz it's >> just was a weird match of people
00:42:39
>> me and her. Actually it was just weird cuz she was cute and I'm gross.
00:42:43
>> That was funny. >> That's really the headline. And so my waiter go. It's been definitely very
00:42:48
weird, you know, like I obviously I'm aware of it and it's weird. And then
00:42:51
about a week later, the guy goes, "Hey, he knows me." >> Yeah. >> How was your vacation, huh? I go,
00:42:58
"Okay." And he goes, "A little pool party, huh?" I go, "Yeah." He goes, "A
00:43:04
little fun in the sun, huh?" >> I go, "Yeah, keep going." And he goes,
00:43:09
"Yeah, >> I saw pictures of you kissing a girl." I Yeah, I know. I know what you're talking
00:43:14
about. He goes, "Oh, why? Why do they make you so fat in that?" And I go,
00:43:18
"What do you mean?" He goes, "You get out of the pool. It's like I didn't know
00:43:21
you were kind of fat, but why do you want that picture?" I go, "I don't want
00:43:25
that. What are you talking about?" I go, "That's what a paparazzi is. They take a
00:43:29
hundred pictures of you and find the grossest one and then they go they got a jeweler's loop and they go, "He looks
00:43:35
fat and gross here. WE GOT A WINNER. RUN WITH IT." AND THEN someone runs it to
00:43:38
the press room. But he goes, "No, I wouldn't pick." He doesn't get it. Yeah.
00:43:42
>> He goes, "Now, I wouldn't pick that one cuz you know, you look kind of fat and
00:43:46
you you want to look good." I go, >> "Why aren't you listen? You don't
00:43:49
understand what I'm saying." He goes, "No, >> we need to get these we need to get a
00:43:51
lot of people out of your life." >> No, that guy, he's all right.
00:43:54
>> Let's put on speedos. >> Everyone just makes go to the beach.
00:43:57
>> I'm an easy >> prominade around and then run to a run to the web and see if Daily Mail.
00:44:02
>> All right. SNL audition. That's all. >> SNL audition. this point, let's just say
00:44:07
you're a seasoned standup and you probably do pretty much any accent and at least 50.
00:44:14
>> Have you done any shimmer show yet at this point? You've done any of that
00:44:17
stuff, writing? >> No, I had done Cedric, which was a sketch show, but I never worked on any.
00:44:23
There was no reason to really work on any uh impressions or characters because I wasn't doing it on YouTube and there
00:44:29
was no money in doing it, right? Right. >> I was doing standup and doing >> Yeah, you do just straight stand up.
00:44:35
>> Doing straight stand up. >> Extremely funny as well. >> Yeah. Uh, thank you. I um always feel
00:44:40
like square peg into doing standup. Like I'm trying to do scenes and stand up.
00:44:45
>> That was the same with me. >> Yeah. >> I was always I didn't realize that till
00:44:48
later. No wonder it was difficult in a honky tonk bar. Show us your dick. You know,
00:44:53
>> I am a French waiter. Now I'm trying to, you know. So >> yeah, I So what I did was I just made a
00:45:01
random tape of impressions and sent it in, not even thinking cuz I nothing was going on. I was broke
00:45:08
>> and somehow they were like flew me out and decided that I would audition and it
00:45:13
felt like way too big suddenly. Like the next day I was flying out and I'm trying
00:45:19
to write the thing and I'm really really nervous and I'm in a hotel for 2 days
00:45:25
just running it and you got like here's my six minutes or whatever >> trying to get it correctly on time which
00:45:30
is the wrong you know mind I know I'm in the wrong mind frame and I get there and
00:45:34
it's it was 30 of us it was Nick 30 yes 30 people Nick R was there and he was
00:45:39
talking about that >> and he was with John Melany who looked really young I was like hey How how old?
00:45:46
Do I know you? He's like, "No, I'm five. I'm this many." So I was like, "This
00:45:53
guy's not going to make it." >> That's I've never heard of Joe Maloney.
00:45:57
Let me let me absorb that. >> I'm five. He he he made jokes about how young
00:46:04
>> he does. I mean, he looked real really young. >> Crazy for the long high school.
00:46:07
>> So he's auditioning, too. So you got he's auditioning the same night as or
00:46:11
day as Nick Croll. >> Nick Croll. >> Okay. 30 people. 30 people. That's a
00:46:16
death march. >> And I'm just like white knuckling and I'm just like, please not first. I just
00:46:22
want to go first. >> Yeah. >> You know, let someone else. >> She could hear this here.
00:46:27
>> Uh, no. >> Was this in 8H? >> I think people could actually I No, we
00:46:32
were in the Conan because they were doing the Olympics. >> Yeah. 64 Rock Center. Got you.
00:46:37
>> But they're like, first up is Kyle Dunigan. >> And I was like,
00:46:41
>> out of 30. >> Yeah, I know. That's What are the odds of that? 3% odds. 3.3% odds. So, I went
00:46:49
into the You can do this. Hey, >> you got this. >> You got this, buddy.
00:46:53
>> Right. >> But, um, trouble. >> He didn't have this. >> Go ahead.
00:46:58
>> Spoiler. So, they're mking me up, which is nerve-wracking in itself when
00:47:03
someone's mking you. And the camera guy is like, I'm going to count you in 3 2
00:47:07
1. You right. >> I'm getting nervous. This is so well told. >> Crew guys have too much power. thing and
00:47:13
all the okay kid is that good for you? Do you like it right? >> And they're not nervous at all. And
00:47:17
>> your radio pack. You want it right in your pocket. It's all these questions.
00:47:22
>> So he goes, "I'm going to count you right into your stuff. 3 2 1. You go
00:47:25
right into your stuff." So he said to me, "My stuff." >> So I had that locked in my head. So I
00:47:30
walk out and the camera's in front of me and Lauren and everybody are to the left
00:47:33
and I'm just staring at the camera. >> Oh no. Any applause at all? No. Just
00:47:37
silence. >> Nothing's happening. >> You just walk out. Nothing's happening.
00:47:39
>> Nothing's happening. And then Lauren goes, "Hello." Like, "Hello. Say hello to us. We're
00:47:45
over here." And I go, "Oh, hello. Hi. Hi." And I turn back to the camera and
00:47:50
more dead silence. And he's the guy's not counting me in, you know. And then
00:47:54
Lauren says something. >> I'm already on thin ice and it's just crushed me through the ice into the L.
00:48:00
He goes, "Are you okay?" >> Whoa. >> And then I start trying to say tell him
00:48:07
the guy. I go, "Well, he said three, two." He knows he's about to get tattled
00:48:11
on, so he counts me in. And the red light goes on, and I'm just a destroyed uh uh I I can't get to any facility or
00:48:22
impression. My brain's like, "Look, all hands on deck to make this guy pass out.
00:48:27
Drop the bill on her. We're not doing any of that. We're just going to breathe." You know, Kaylin, you know,
00:48:32
whatever. She wasn't alive. It wasn't alive. She wasn't. Anyway, um that made
00:48:37
no sense. So, I can't even They brought a piano out for me. I can't play the
00:48:41
piano. Like, I'm just ploning on it wrong with you >> and every impression sounds the same.
00:48:45
I'm like, "This is Chris Hansen. I'm Chris Hansen. This is blah blah." I'm
00:48:49
sort of outside myself. And then I walk out like I just got beat up. And then the producers go to everybody else.
00:48:55
Guys, when you go out there, say hi to Lauren. Okay. >> Oh. >> And so, everyone after me not to do it.
00:49:02
>> Hi. Yeah. anyway >> and be funny. >> It's fine. >> How many were out there? There's Lauren.
00:49:07
Was like 10 people. >> There's probably 10 people. >> And they were sort of to your left and
00:49:11
the camera was center. You didn't know where it played. >> Yeah. I didn't know where I don't know
00:49:14
if it was good to them or the camera, but the camera guy, it seemed like that was the thing to do.
00:49:19
>> Yeah. >> But uh >> what was your Bill Mahar there? >> Okay. People,
00:49:25
do you think you're one of those people? Who's >> Let's hear Bill. Yeah, keep going. I
00:49:29
love No one. Does anyone else do him? I don't think uh >> your to me your hook was the okay
00:49:37
>> okay people >> yeah whiny whiny whiny you think >> you really think you don't you're wrong
00:49:43
church lady do you think there's a magic man in the sky there's not okay
00:49:49
>> okay it's sustaining the okay yeah >> Eve was a pig she was made out of ribs
00:49:55
okay >> yeah cuz he admonishes his audience so directly you think this and You think
00:50:02
that? Yeah. >> Everything sounds sarcastic. You think you're good? I bet even if he was trying
00:50:07
to be sincere, I'm Yeah, I'm sort of like that where people think I'm not
00:50:11
>> him ordering frozen yogurt. >> Yeah, I'll have the rum raisin cuz it's
00:50:16
delicious. Okay. I'll have the Go-Gurt. >> What impressions did you do on SNL
00:50:23
audition? >> The attempted you >> I did Chris Hansen was big at the time.
00:50:28
Can you do him now? You're not doing this now? >> Yeah, he was from to Catch a Predator.
00:50:31
Oh yeah, he was trying to have sex with little girls. His screen name was, yep, you guessed it, boner 95. He was trying
00:50:39
to have sex. He does like nine notes and the one word sex. He goes sack. >> Yeah, he's so lascivious. He's He's got
00:50:47
a new show on I was watching. It's just everything is so cryptic. >> And it's come out he's kind of a
00:50:53
criminal sort of which is interesting. >> Quietly. >> Yeah. And what was your one that never
00:51:00
failed that you couldn't get to that day with Lauren watching? >> Oh, I none of them sounded like any of
00:51:06
them. >> Oh, you really couldn't get in the voice from nerves? >> Yeah. I was so um shell shocked. It's
00:51:12
almost like if you're afraid of bees and there's bees around you, I couldn't even
00:51:16
begin to get to uh what I my voice. >> It's really so inefficient that this
00:51:21
thing cuz I Steve Carell when he auditioned for the show I did in 96, you know. >> Yeah, that was great.
00:51:26
>> He came in and he was really nervous. Yeah, >> you know, and he wasn't really doing
00:51:30
well, but I I was such a horrible auditioner that later I looked at his tape >> and of course Louis and Smuggle loved
00:51:37
him too, but it was like, oh no, he was just nervous. Didn't mean a thing to me.
00:51:40
>> It would be almost better if you put it on tape and send it in because then you
00:51:44
just do it on your own time, your own speed. You get it the best it is. >> I know. I think so. And and I hear that
00:51:49
they do try to rattle you. I know Nick was saying that they So maybe they do, but they
00:51:55
>> uh Lauren, if you're listening, you don't have to. Everyone's really
00:51:58
nervous. You're really already really nervous. And I get it's a live show. You
00:52:01
better be able to handle it. >> And there's an argument for that. Like I
00:52:05
wasn't ready to do that. >> You know, it's funny when I don't remember this, but Louis uh CK when he
00:52:11
auditioned, I think he auditioned where we did a maybe Catch Rising Star, one of
00:52:15
those places, standup comedy club >> where me and Robbie Schneider did. >> And and when I was on the other side of
00:52:22
it, it was like, >> "Oh, there's auditions tonight if anybody wants to go." like Marcy would
00:52:26
say, you guys. >> And so Downey, so a bunch of us went down >> cuz I was still a writer also and
00:52:32
performers. Had no pull, but I don't know if it was Lauren, but it was maybe
00:52:36
that first one is everybody else. Maybe it's Lauren, but you know, it's still
00:52:39
scary. Smile, Downey, Frank, and you know, all all of us. And then a bunch of scattered writers and producers. And
00:52:45
then um >> Louis said he was going on and we were walking in when they introduced him
00:52:50
>> and he said I I shushed everyone to be quiet so he could start. I don't
00:52:54
remember that, but it sounds about right that you would go, I just did this two years ago,
00:52:59
>> and I know how sick he is backstage going, oh no, I got to go on. And then
00:53:03
and then they're like, you're up. They're like, well, they're not here
00:53:05
yet. And then they go, ladies and gentlemen, they go, oh, they're coming in. Wait, that's exactly like a horrible
00:53:10
situation. What do you do? Do you not start? Your best jokes are at the top. No one's listening.
00:53:14
>> Yeah. >> Everyone's like, I'll get a vodka soda. Do you guys have a potato skins? You
00:53:18
know, you're like, no, no, just listen right now. It's the only part you need
00:53:21
to hear >> and then we can do whatever. At one point, Lauren did stop me. I I've got to
00:53:26
be seen in a comedy club, but I also did the thing you did with like eight people
00:53:29
there. Is Is that all you've got or is just or you going to Is that pretty much
00:53:34
what he said? >> Yeah. >> But I I thought later it was to see if I would blink,
00:53:39
>> you know. But I I had a rough childhood. I know yours was a peaches and cream.
00:53:43
>> It really was. >> So I had I had a lot of anger in me that I would translate into competitiveness.
00:53:49
like sometimes like I had a little bit of like okay >> I saw that audition that you're talking
00:53:56
about it's online somewhere and you were really funny I remember that and I remember thinking wow he's really that's
00:54:01
really tough you were you were like um I remember there was like a microphone like oh penis you started doing
00:54:08
penis yeah it was an easy one to do I always I felt like I kind of bombed I felt very nervous but you know part of
00:54:15
standup and show business is hiding nerves right >> just that's Well, I think his argument
00:54:21
is, well, when it's live to the world, we don't need you freezing up. >> I I I I think that's a legit thing for
00:54:27
him to do. >> Sort of true. I just think that if you if the government mandated that that you
00:54:34
you would do Saturday Night Live, you you would have flourished because you you get desensitized. It just takes
00:54:40
time. >> There's al Yeah, there's also once you have a job, some people and I think I'm
00:54:43
like once I have a job, I I relax. It's more like the trying to get the job or
00:54:48
just There's Lauren. this thing when I came on there was just the original cast
00:54:51
and then there's the Billy Crystal, Eddie Murphy years. So there was the legacy was only 10 years old. So imagine
00:55:03
>> I think you saved the show because I love you. >> No, I mean I really if you think about
00:55:09
that show is dead. >> I mean no you elevated it. >> You saved it again.
00:55:16
I you on the air. >> It's the baton, but I was like here Adam, here Chris.
00:55:24
>> I can't even argue that it was so good on there. I want >> also that time. I don't remember anyone
00:55:29
talking about it. I mean, Robert Downey Jr. was in the cast. >> Yeah. Did you overlap with him?
00:55:35
>> No, I was right after that purge year where Madonna did the cold opening, my
00:55:40
first show saying that last year was just a dream. It never happened. >> Oh, is that what she did? Yeah, cuz it
00:55:46
was like Yeah. going to >> Iron Man for your laughs. He's great, but like
00:55:50
>> But I was nervous as hell and I had shitty shows and you know, it was just
00:55:54
you do get used to it, but it it >> there is an aggression to it. It's a
00:55:58
rock and roll show. It's it's like aggressive. >> It was scary being uh e being an extra
00:56:03
and they're like counting down and all the extras get nervous. I thought I'd
00:56:07
really made it or something and they sent all the extras into the um Donahghue room and they're like, "You
00:56:12
stay in here. don't look at the cast in the eye. >> We're going to come in here every 20
00:56:17
minutes and beat you with a stick and you could feel like, oh, we're >> I remember when Kyle came right up to me
00:56:22
and he said, "Hey, you accidentally switched me in the booth during Gap Girls and can you just go ahead and fix
00:56:28
that cuz it's harder for me to be on camera." Actually, you were in the one
00:56:31
of my favorite Gaff Girls ever sketches I ever did. >> I know. It's funny. I have a memory of
00:56:35
being there. Unreal. >> And that was You were there as David's friend. You were friends at that point?
00:56:40
>> No, I didn't know him. >> Oh, didn't know him? >> I was in the booth with him.
00:56:42
>> Yeah. No, you were in the booth. >> Not with us, but you were in the booth
00:56:46
right on camera. >> With your friend? >> Oh, with my buddy. That's what you said.
00:56:49
>> Yeah, we just flip-fpped sides to the back of my head. >> I'm sure he iced you once and he was on
00:56:53
camera. He said once Farley sat down though, his acting career was 100% over because it was funny. Funny. Then
00:56:59
>> yeah, >> Farley shifted or something and he just it was like an eclipse.
00:57:02
>> Yeah, it was over. >> Arnold said that about Danny Deo. You never get Danny never have him sit down
00:57:09
because he loses the energy. You go to keep Danny, you know, you got to pump him up. Yeah.
00:57:15
>> Oh, you you must do Arnold, of course. Who did you do? Who do you want to do?
00:57:19
>> Who are your favorites that you do? You guys, >> did you do anything on Amy Schumer?
00:57:22
>> I'm going to do my voice. I have a blank voice. Hi, I'm Dana. He has a voice.
00:57:27
>> He has a he kind of a cool throwaway thing that I I start to do and I don't think about it.
00:57:34
>> Throw away a thing. >> Can you get to his timber though? Because he has kind of a This is David
00:57:38
Spade, everybody. He has kind of a timber that's a lower register. >> It's more of a laziness
00:57:44
>> cuz my jaw always hurts my neck. So I don't move my mouth down. Hey ladies
00:57:50
just sexy. There's only one word to describe it. >> When you were on Amy Schumer, you were a
00:57:56
writer and did you We'll get you out of here soon. I know. >> Yeah. What's Amy Schumer?
00:57:59
>> Was it a Was it fun to be a writer on that? Was it good? You wrote some good
00:58:03
sketches. It was pretty much a heyday for her show, right? >> It was a big big show.
00:58:07
>> Big show. Yeah, it was a really good schedule, too, because we'd come in and
00:58:11
have like really basic pitches like this is a guy owns a hamburger shop, but he's
00:58:16
afraid of hamburgers or whatever. That'd be your whole pitch. Three and five. And
00:58:19
then they go, "Okay, write ham scared hamburger guy and this other sketch."
00:58:24
And we'd go home for 3 days and we'd send it in on Thursday. >> Oh, really?
00:58:27
>> And then on Friday we get notes and then we'd fix it. So it's like we lived
00:58:31
lives. >> Oh, you didn't smart cuz then we had sweat and fear like we did. So you got
00:58:38
trained to be a sketch writer on that show. But they hired you from your standup or how or you just hired me from
00:58:44
standup. >> So there was no crazy audition with Amy there going >> Did you worm your way?
00:58:48
>> Audition me. I don't know if you've heard what happens. >> Yes.
00:58:52
>> What? What? What are you talking about? We want to trend. We want We never
00:58:56
trend. >> No, but um she's funny. >> We would love you be on the show, Amy.
00:59:01
>> Yeah. Did you get on the show? Did you do anything on the show? Yeah, originally it was it was uh yeah, I was
00:59:06
uh yeah, I was on a few um things. >> Okay. Could you have a softer answer? Um
00:59:12
and then um I was uh >> Hi, I was on the show. We'll be right back. >> What was the highlight so far then? cuz
00:59:21
you I When did you just [ __ ] destroy at a club or a gig that you went Okay, cuz I've seen some uh I think you were
00:59:29
Toronto comedy festival or Montreal and you're destroying just standup. >> You saw me there?
00:59:36
>> No, I saw it on YouTube. >> Oh. Oh, >> I mean it was kind of destruction. I I
00:59:41
remember >> Thanks. >> Um yeah, stand up. >> Have you ever destroyed or are you not
00:59:46
remembering this? >> Dana said I just destroyed. Yeah, I I think he must have destroyed because I
00:59:50
look at the talent and then I think of the number of times on stage. I mean, what are the odds?
00:59:54
>> He's got killed a couple years ago somewhere. >> I'm not going to follow you. If we go
00:59:59
out on a little fun night, David likes to hit the clubs and then after that was Kyle Dunigan.
01:00:06
And now Dana Farfo, the living museum piece. That's what I do. He's still
01:00:11
alive. Let's bring him out. No, you do. The longer you stay around, you become a
01:00:15
museum piece. I followed Seinfeld the other day. Can >> I get a picture, too?
01:00:23
>> Seinfeld goes, "I'm going to go do some new stuff." I go, "All right." And I'm
01:00:26
like, "Oh, this is great news. Maybe he'll bomb." You know, >> you're going to follow Jerry Seinfeld.
01:00:31
>> It was just at the improv. He just came up and he goes, "I'm going to do a set.
01:00:34
You want to go on and you want me to go on?" I go, "Why don't you go and then
01:00:37
you can get out of here?" And uh we shot the [ __ ] for a bit. He was go try some
01:00:41
stuff. And then when I followed him, I go, "Um, I think that stuff's working."
01:00:46
I don't know. I think it's done. You fixed it. It's >> It's not really amateur hour.
01:00:51
>> No one works harder than >> Louis as well. But just as far as just
01:00:55
writing, just writing, >> of course. >> Yeah. >> I I I did the comedy seller and it was
01:01:01
it was Jerry Seinfeld went up, then Robin Williams, and then Chris Rock, and then I was next.
01:01:08
>> This is >> Well, that would be a tough >> after Robin died. Before when was it?
01:01:12
>> It was just after he died. >> That's a tough spot. There's a test box. Look at this.
01:01:19
>> Oh, the leprechaun man. All right, my last story. >> Lollipop. >> We represent the Lollipop Guild.
01:01:27
>> No, Robin was Oh, the fly. >> I was doing the improv >> and the uh they said, you know, I hosted
01:01:34
it a lot when I was in the beginning >> before SNL and all that just to get on
01:01:37
stage. I mean, of course, they go Bud would say, "David, why don't you uh
01:01:42
budget? >> You want to stay in the halls? Don't stand in the halls." and he goes, "Do
01:01:45
you want to host one night?" It's not about the money, it's the honor. And I
01:01:49
was like, "Right, do I get a pineapple chicken dinner at least?" >> Because I'd have to eat there because I
01:01:53
have no money. So, I was now and then they'd have a showcase night. So, they
01:01:57
had me do seven minutes for Star Search or, you know, whoever. And I'm standing
01:02:02
there waiting >> and uh it's a good crowd. It's packed and I'm next. And the guy's finishing
01:02:08
up. He got the light. And then behind me, I hear her >> touch shoulder. David's face. And I go,
01:02:15
"Oh, hey, Robin." I don't know Robin really well at all. I met him through
01:02:18
Bobcat. >> And I go, "Oh, hey." And then it hit me, "You're not [ __ ] going to go on, you
01:02:23
know." And he goes, "I'm just going to jump on real quick." I go, "Of course."
01:02:26
And then he went on, did 45. >> Mhm. >> And he annihilated, raped, and pillaged.
01:02:31
And then >> and while I I was like a salmon because he walked off and the whole crowd left
01:02:35
with him. And I was trying to get into the street like the pi piper. >> Yeah. I was like, "Excuse me, pardon
01:02:41
me." Like bug is funny. And I finally get the stage. just about 18 people out
01:02:45
of the whole club and >> and all the people that went to see me laugh. They're like, "Ah, it's not going
01:02:49
to get any better than that." >> I had one run in with Bud where I was
01:02:52
the comic strip in New York and I was eating Chinese food and he goes, "Hey,
01:02:55
can I have a little bit of that?" And I go, "No." And he goes, "I don't know who
01:03:00
you are, but you'll never work in LA." >> And who? >> I thought he was joking. I was joking
01:03:05
back. And he may have been joking. I still don't know this day. But >> you who was talking to you Freeman
01:03:11
comic strip. Yeah. I thought we were kind of >> take it outside. I did them on SNL
01:03:15
didn't do very well. Take it outside. Take it outside. The Monle did kind of
01:03:19
bomb, but >> just for the fans listening, Robin Williams, I got to know him really well
01:03:24
the last five, 10 years of his life cuz he moved up to Marin where I was raising
01:03:27
my kids, >> played a little local theater. Yeah. This shiaest, sweetest, the the
01:03:33
dichotomy between the powerhouse on stage and to me it's like Elvis charisma
01:03:37
because he was so introverted, so shy and so differential. called everyone boss. Okay, boss. All right, boss. And
01:03:43
then he would go on stage and he had such likability and to me he was like a Shakespearean actor coming on stage as
01:03:51
if he had nothing. So he he created this whole cuz he was always saying, "Oh, did
01:03:55
I take anything from you?" He was always making amends. I said, "No, I I tried to
01:03:59
be you. I stole your whole act, you know." >> Yeah. >> And uh but he walks on like he's got
01:04:04
nothing. And then he's >> even the improv it's a rolodex of like if I think of this I do have a joke
01:04:10
about that. >> Yeah. >> If you say this >> in his commitment you know he pick up a
01:04:14
little plastic thing. Oh, you know >> there was this one time I think it was
01:04:18
Albert Brooks that says set Robin it's okay because when Robin would get on he
01:04:23
couldn't stop himself but >> anyway. All right. Well enough enough about Kyle. Let's um
01:04:29
>> let's start the podcast. I'm warmed up now. Kyle did a great job. And Kyle's a
01:04:33
guy you got to check out on YouTube. >> Kyle Dunigan. Okay, compliment alert.
01:04:37
>> Good. >> If you like comedy, >> you got to go on Kyle Dunigan
01:04:42
>> YouTube channel. >> Kyle.com or Yeah, that's >> Kyle.com. Kylean.com.
01:04:48
>> I wear your merch hoodie and I've sold a couple since there's a
01:04:54
plethora. >> I love it. >> And what is your latest favorite voice? Is it Biden because he's so current now
01:04:59
or? Yeah, Alec B. Also, Alec Baldwin. >> Yeah, that's a really interesting take.
01:05:04
Can we have a little bit little bit of a to to finish off today our imp little little impression Cavalcade?
01:05:10
>> Hey. Hey, Alec Baldwin. How you doing? >> I'm doing well. We're
01:05:13
>> thinking of finishing rust, but I haven't pulled the trigger yet. My wife
01:05:21
>> She was born in Espa in a little town known as Boston. >> Well, what is El must think of this.
01:05:31
>> It's pretty cool. You know, you know, Russ is probably be a pretty pretty cool
01:05:37
movie. Yes. >> Jukebox. >> Doesn't bo Doesn't Alec Baldwin's wife
01:05:42
have another little baby named Aria? >> They're all called Aaria. >> They all have 19 children.
01:05:48
>> But it's not an H. It's an I. It's Aaria. >> It's It's Iaria.
01:05:56
>> Ari. Okay. He did a a Instagram where he went off on I love my children. Sure,
01:06:01
I'd like to be playing poker with a guy sometimes or going to a film or seeing
01:06:05
an opera or playing golf or and he listed for 20 minutes things he'd rather do.
01:06:11
>> What's your trump? What do you do with Trump? >> So terrific by Trump. It's the best
01:06:15
trope. It's got to be the most fantastical trope. It's really not, but it's like silly. It's like exaggerated.
01:06:22
I I did him before. Um >> he was present stuff. Um, but it never got better. There's people who do it.
01:06:29
Um, that guy on it really, really well. >> Yeah, his is Yeah, >> I do. Trans Trump.
01:06:36
>> Trans Trump. >> What is that? What is that? Like, it's the same. Yeah, don't ask.
01:06:42
>> Oh, okay. Trans Okay. >> He's trying to get elected for the next
01:06:45
2024. >> Mhm. >> Look, we'll just end there. Listen, thank you so much.com.
01:06:51
>> I was going to do Trump Trump applying chapstick. We're going to put it on.
01:06:55
We're going to put a lot of them on. Let me tell you, the lips are going to get
01:06:58
soft. You're going to love them like you wouldn't believe. >> Cherry.
01:07:02
>> Cherry on top. >> All different flavors. >> I like the hand.
01:07:05
>> Raota. The late great brilliant. How do you do >> the [ __ ] Chantics? You know, it was
01:07:12
the Chantics commercial. I did a thing where he's like, >> "How about the smoke? Try
01:07:16
>> [ __ ] Chantics. Why would you want to quit smoking? Why would you do that?
01:07:22
Why would you want to quit smoking? >> See, it works. How would Sylvester Stallone sum up I hate when people do
01:07:29
this to me. >> Oh my god. >> Sum up the podcast alone. >> You first. I like the beginning when
01:07:34
everyone said Kyle was funny. Then the beginning got a little weird when Kyle was talking. Then the end was nice when
01:07:41
people said Kyle was funny. >> That's a good summary. >> All right, everyone grab a protein bar
01:07:48
on the way. >> Thank you. Thank you guys. I appreciate it. Thank you. >> Bye guys.
01:07:57
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