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You did see NC. Is that what they say? NC7. >> NC7. Yeah. >> But most of these jokes in Bus Boys. I'm
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just saying. >> No, these are too rough for bus. Honestly, it's too rough for bus boys.
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>> You get cute. It's not going to end. It won't end well for you. How'd that work
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out for them? How'd that work out for them? >> They got cute. >> I haven't heard get cute for so long.
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I'm getting tingly in my underpants. >> I feel funny like when I used to climb
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the rope in gym class. guards was the horniest. >> We got to get We got to get you in the
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gym with fastening your seat belt. >> Are we starting? It's Heather's
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birthday. That's what we're starting with. >> I know. >> Heather, are you excited?
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>> No. She got sick on that Gang last run of gigs. She came out. She doesn't always come out, but she came
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out to Nashville and saw bus boys with me and Theo. And then >> Mhm. >> she flew back and there's a guy hacking
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and snorting and coughing right behind her and she saw it coming. >> He what?
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>> He was right next to me. >> Oh, he's next to you. >> Blew his nose one handkerchief the whole
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time. >> Just kept blowing his nose, digging in that filthy seat back, >> stuffing it back in. knuckle knuckle
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deep. >> Knuckle deep in that seat back. Filthiest place in the world. Soaking
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his wet hanky with more germs. >> And then freezing air on Heather. Can we
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turn this down? Sorry. The pilot said we're we're getting it'll get under
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control. Right now we have the toilets don't work. We have no air conditioning,
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but uh sit back and relax. Enjoy. And then the person over here has their only person with their window open and pitch
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black. So it's like giving you LASIC on the side. >> Oh, she sent a picture in. So somebody
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>> I was trying to did not work. >> You can't really cover up from the germs
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like this. >> Yeah, I bugged someone once because we were flying out of Hawaii and I thought
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it was going to be really mellow, but then unfortunately two storms have converged on our path and so it was just
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rock and roll like you're at Six Flags, you know. >> So everyone's all locked in like that,
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you know. And so I kept once in a while I would peek because I could see cloud formations and know what where the
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turbulence was and when it might end. So I was going up and down for six hours this woman. So yeah, you sure opened
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your window a lot. This is after >> after the fact she Yeah. Yeah. So you kept opening and then you closed it.
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Then you opened it again. >> What did you think? >> I said I'm so sorry. I wish you'd told
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me I wouldn't have done it. I just I really like to go wee look lightning. >> I told a woman, can you come over and
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look? And she goes, "Hi, is there any way?" And she's just staring with her
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window open and I see this the waitress go. Can you We have a cusper. And she goes like this.
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Says no. I go, "Are you even allowed to say no? You have to every other [ __ ]
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thing. Even have a shoulder strap now." And you go, if we're going out, I'm not
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I I have to torque my neck to get this shoulder yank it. I go, what is that helping?
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>> We got to get We got to get you in the gym when fastening your seat belt.
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>> Even my seat belt, I'm like, I ratchet it down. >> It's like you're an arm wrestling chant.
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>> You know my my thing. >> What's your thing? Oh, yeah. This one.
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Yeah. I just And I They always love I'll go back a little bit. >> It kills. Gets on the plane, does a seat
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belt. >> There's a seat belt. Lock it. But there's the tongue way out like that.
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>> So the seat belt is really loose. And then I grab that. As soon as the flight
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attendant looks at me, I just go. >> Yeah. Wrapped around like a rodeo. Go.
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Yeah. Seven sec seconds. Eight seconds. All right. That's hilarious. Oh, why on god screener did I say yes?
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You know what Gervid told me about that? He goes, "Hey, couple of hops, couple of
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quick eight hour hops and then I get 10%." >> Yeah, poor me. I got to go make some
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money. Oh, I'm money. Meanwhile, I'm sitting in my office. I get 10%. All
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I have to do is walk back down to my car, drive to my mansion. >> Stop the bombing. IT'S A SHORT HOP.
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>> GO. You know, you're the funniest guy in the world. >> That is me doing Edith Bunker as our
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turn into Edith. >> What are you doing, babe? >> Anyway, >> no. Stop the bombing. Stop the bombies.
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Another one. God love him. Anyway, what are we? >> Wait, here's more. Oh, here's a good
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plane story, too. I have from the road. >> Okay. >> Oh, Heather was with me. So, I think
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you're on this one. First of all, we're leaving. No, we're leaving Nashville to
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go to Pittsburgh gig and Elena's next to me and two things happen. One is we're
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pushing off forever. We're circling. I'm like, do they not know where the run?
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You know, it's like so long. I always go, are we going to drive there? get a few laughs and then uh yeah, a
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couple people go, "Yeah, cool." And then and then mid oh, there's a bomb scare.
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They go, "We have to go back. There's a bomb scare in Pittsburgh." Drive all the
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way back to the gate. And then we get to the gate and we're like, "How are we
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going to get a car to get to this 4-hour drive?" And then they go, "U all good.
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Heading back out." >> No idea. Uturn back out. So we make it Okay. >> Squeaky wheels.
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>> Yeah. Oh, I see. >> Like in a shopping cart. So then in the middle of flight, this is the real story
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here, D. >> I love it. >> Drunk lady. >> Ah, nothing. >> Slightly more mature, older.
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>> I'm torqued to talk to Elena, the other comedian. >> I don't realize like alien,
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she comes right here. >> Oh. And she goes, "I got a joke for you."
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By the way, no one stopped her. I don't know if she's coach first. I don't know
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where I am. I just >> fly in or she just leaned in or >> she leaned in.
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>> Leaned in. >> Hand on this hand on my armrest. Lean in too close. Even I saw Elena's eyes bug
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out like and she goes, "By the way, this is NC17 for people in your cars. Turn it
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down." So she says, "I got two jokes for you." She's got a little scratchy voice,
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a little mist. >> Well, I'm I'm getting a Jason Stratham vibe here for a second.
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>> Yeah. She's She's kind of rough and a little buzzed, and I'm feeling like a
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little vodka crayon on my neck. >> Yeah. >> So, she goes, >> "First one." By the way, I go like this.
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Huh? First of all, you know, I can't torque my neck too fast and I don't want
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to. I'm like, >> she's like, I'm feeling out. What is the emergency? Yeah. She goes, I don't know
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if I told Heather these. She goes, "What's the difference between jam and
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jelly?" And I'm like, "Um, oh, uh, I think one is made from real fruit." And she goes, "You don't jelly
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or [ __ ] down your throat." >> Nope. That's what you said. >> Uh, that's actually that's a pretty good
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joke. >> And it's pretty good throat. And I go, >> "It makes sense." I go,
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>> "Thro, >> yeah, jam it down your throat." I go, >> "And the the paired with the closeness,
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>> oh, the closeness of the lips scratching me." And then I go, "Ah, oh, okay,
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okay." And then she goes, she gives the laugh, donates it herself, and then she goes, "Okay, one more." I'm
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like, "Are you on a roll? Is there any inkling you're killing?" So she goes,
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"All right. And she goes, "All right, here we go. One more." Now she's got all this
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confidence even though we didn't laugh. >> She's on a roll in our language.
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>> I'm not connecting. Yeah, I'm not connecting eyes. She still We're both
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this way. Look at >> Give me your When she says that first punch line, what what happens to your
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face? Do you make a sound? Do you do a faint smile or blank? >> But she can't really see it, but I kind
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of go, "Oh, she's leaning in over you." I see. >> I go like this. Oh, okay. Okay.
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>> She's here. >> It's a little much. Yeah, she's over. But I'm like
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>> I kind of can't really see her, but I go >> ah wow wee. Okay. Like that was a little
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more than I thought. She was like got you with that one. I'm like I didn't
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react the right. I didn't go. Are you sure it wasn't Keith Richards? Because
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it's Go ahead. >> Kind of like that. >> It sounded like Okay. >> She as if it doesn't get any worse.
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She's It's a tandem of bits. So she says >> rapid fire. There's another one.
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What did the one tampon say to the other tampon walking down the street? And I go
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hopefully nothing. Hopefully >> because they can't talk. They're just
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walking peace. We're both stuck up [ __ ] >> No. >> Whoa. >> So bananas.
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>> Let's put a please stand by thing on here just for a second. >> I said it's a rough one. You did see NC.
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Is that what they say? NC7. >> NC7. Yeah. >> But weren't most of these jokes in Bus
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Boys? I'm just saying. >> No, these are too rough for bus. Honestly, it's too rough for bus.
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>> It didn't play in my neighborhood, so I couldn't see it. >> I know you were. You saw the trailer and
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you got through that and I appreciate it. >> Well, I'll be like some of us boys.
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>> And then she's so happy with herself, not going by any reaction, just like I
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did it. I did it. I told him I told those guys I would tell you these jokes. So then I go, "Oh, great." You know, um,
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oh, these are so good. I'll put them in my act, which I will. And >> but the idea of it was was a little much
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and a little alarming for me. >> Well, I I don't know if the same thing.
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I had a similar experience and this is just me like flash memory saying she leaned in. I was on a flight maybe a
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year after this. She goes, "I I know DAVID SPADE. I TOLD HIM SOME X-rated joke and I said,
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"You want a joke?" And I go, "Look, can you do one that's PG or something? I'm
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just not in the mood." And she goes, "What's what? WHY IS A SHY BOY AND a
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Toyus kind of alike?" And she paused. I go, "What?" She goes, "THEY BOTH CAN'T COME
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OUT OF THE SHELL." That >> Oh my god, that's a clean one for her.
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>> Yeah, they come out of the shell. I should do a P. They both got come out of
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the show. So anyway, I made that up. But anyway, that was a good story. What else?
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Frost last night and we should probably have him on soon. Jeff Ross is the >> Jeff Ross is a super nice guy who's got
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it who does >> Netflix show called Take a Banana for a Ride where it's kind of off a Broadway
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show he's been doing. So, might be something fun to hear, >> right? He's going dramdy basically,
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right? head of Broadway. >> That whole show is a different move. Heartfelt and funny.
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>> Uh Trevor Wallace also because he was in Bus Boys, but we didn't have him on. We
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were going to have him on before Bus Boys, but he's he's on tour. He's very
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funny. Has a great scene in the movie. Uh well, you can look him up. But both of those just because we've been
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traveling so much. >> But we'll get to it. And um >> we have an Oreium gig. We have the big
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Netflix is a joke show coming up. >> Oh man. Yeah. Orium. And that is me, you, and Chris Rock. We're going to do
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our podcast. We're gonna have one of our best friends, uh, Chris out there, and
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it's at the Oreium in LA, come see us. We're going to crack up. >> Well, I think I don't know. I'm not an
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advertising executive, but and I don't know the protocol, but I think when I
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looked at the tickets, because I like to see the ticket master, oh, go to a section, 721 free seats, you know.
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So, >> is that what it means? Oh, really? >> Well, if you hover over it, it tell you
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how many free seats. No, we're doing great. It's just that it didn't say that
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we have our uh our good friend Chris Rock. >> Yeah, that's that's the fun of it.
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>> He's a ticket mover if you know what I'm saying. >> A live show with Chris and the RF even
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holds about 2,000 probably. But uh it'll be great. It's during the Netflix as a
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joke. You know, when I did Nashville this weekend, I did the Ryman. Great >> great time. Great show. But, you know,
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when it's a comedy festival, >> yeah, >> I have to say, love Nashville, love a
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comedy festival, but there was no cohesiveness. Like, for this one in LA, Ted Sanders is going to have all the
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comics over. There's something going on. Like, here's the beginning of the
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festival. Like, there's something to it other than just here's 50 shows in your town spread out for 40
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miles and that's your festival. >> Yeah. If if you inherited some money
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recently, you can see all all the shows. There's there's 100,000 seats to be sold that dream.
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That's true. That's true. >> I know cuz I think our friend I love this. Our a good friend Nate Bgatsi, I
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think he's doing the Intuit dome. When you when you start playing domes, you
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know you're doing I mean there >> there's domes >> and arenas. arenas. But is a dome bigger
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than an arena? Look it up. >> I want to play domes. Uh I have to say, so here I go. I don't sell out. It's
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2400, so it's pretty big, but I don't sell out till that night. >> And I'm happy. And I'm like, I think
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there's just too many choices to spend your comedy money over a week or two of
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a festival. And I said, "Even Shane Gillis is playing this week." And they
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go, "Yeah, he's playing tonight." I'm like, "Wait, he's going tonight.
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>> He's gobbling up early. >> He's gobbling up the Bridgestone Arena,
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which is like a dome." >> So, I go, "Okay, >> I don't want to go. I would rather see
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Shane. I don't want to have people pick." Then the guy goes, "Well, you
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sold out." I go, >> "I know, but >> okay, here's what we do if we want to
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have fun." >> They cannibalize each other. >> Absolutely. That when you play a big
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city, there's a million choices. And then you play Vegas, too. this comedy festival.
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>> It's so many seats. So, what we do if we're bored, you know, you and Heather
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and me and uh Greg, whoever, we just get on a bus and we go kind of where Bob Dylan goes. We go to Billings, Montana,
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then we drive two hours to Great Falls. We sell out the the the uh the college arena,
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>> right? And then we could do that. It would be tough >> off off what do they call them?
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secondary markets just with great audiences because a lot of people don't come to their market.
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>> Chattanooga, Little Rock, Memphis. I mean, you go to the big cities first,
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the second wave of the tour, you go to where you land and then you drive two hours. But the crowds are happy because
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they don't get everyone. And so they're like, "Hey, we need a show." And uh they
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come out, they show up. >> Yeah. Yeah. Harry Styles, I think we talked about that, sold in like in 10
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minutes 30 Madison Square Gardens. >> Yeah. He's out of his mind, >> but he's smart. Well, he's smart in a
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sense that he just is in some house and he helicopters to his gig instead of touring. He's But huge fans have to fly
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in there, get the hotel tickets. So, it's like 5,000 to see Harry Styles. >> Yeah, I I'm sure it's Yeah. Or Vegas,
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you know, residency people come to see you. >> Uh, okay. Okay. So, that that that and
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my one last thing before I let you talk or say anything. >> I don't have anything
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>> is um I stayed another haunted hotel. >> No, >> I thought of Dana
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>> Nashville. >> I thought of your situation at that one place. >> Nashville's full of ghosts. By the way,
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>> it was Pittsburgh. I said this hotel because again they go they brag about
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it. This hotel's 100 years old minimum. >> Minimum. >> It's 120. And then someone at the show,
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I'm like, "Oh, where?" They go, "Where you staying?" I go, "This place." They
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go, "Oh." I go, "What's that?" I go, "Is it haunted?" They go, "What? That's what
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they say. That's the word." And you know who they have? What? What famous ghost?
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>> The shuffler. >> The shuffler. >> Oh, yeah. >> Is that a famous ghost? I
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>> It's in Pittsburgh. And I go, "Please don't explain." And they go what it is
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is >> Mhm. >> in different rooms they will hear >> two feet on your carpet.
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>> Okay. >> There's nobody there. >> And you can book the shuffler rooms or
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what? >> Nope. The shuffler picks you. >> And of course I go home scared. And
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Dana, I kid you not. What happened at 6:00 a.m.? The [ __ ] shuffler. >> Heather, I told you this, didn't I? And
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of course, you put your phone on it. You've got a recording and you've got
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the sound to play for us. Now, >> in a perfect world, >> what I was doing is too busy calling 911
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and trying to get >> and what what would that sound like? There's someone shoveling in my room.
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>> Okay. So, I'm laying down, dead asleep. Can't sleep on the road really because
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it's different time zones and [ __ ] >> Yeah. >> And then I hear this.
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So, four. And I go >> and I swear I go, "This is not the shuffler. It better not be the
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shuffler." >> No. >> And I go, "You know what? It's the
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garbage. It's someone in the alley. >> 19th floor. >> 19th floor."
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>> Yeah. >> And I go, "Why is the effing [ __ ] shuffler coming to me knowing I'm
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scared? That's probably why." >> Mhm. >> So, I get up. I get up. What am I going
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to do? I'm so stressed my neck hurts anyway. >> Light on. get up. Yeah.
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>> I can't deal with the shuffler. I can't right now. So, I went back to bed and
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just was like just that dead silence where you're like, I don't want to hear
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it again. Don't want to hear it again because if I hear it again, I'll freak.
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Don't hear it again. Not great sleep. Still give a show that night 10 out of 10. Other people's
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words. But, >> well, you know, you have to count your blessings. First of all, whoever this is
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is is between wherever you're supposed to go. And he's so he's in between. He
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goes, he's probably a pretty nice guy. Like I want I want to have something to
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do for a couple thousand years while I hang out in this sort of zone, >> you know? And he's not a violent guy. So
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he says, I'm ah [ __ ] I'm going to shuffle my feet, man. I'm I'm gonna
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Right. >> I'm I'm not gonna I had one where the whole thing was u Yeah, there's a
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strangler ghost called the strang. Yeah, but don't you know I I don't know what I'm talking
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about. So, I was in the room. I'm like, that's stupid. Turn the light out. 20
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minutes later, it's like >> I do like a ghost of the hook, you know, >> and a name. The shuffler is kind of
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cool. It's like the Joker. I had the strangler >> and I turned it on. It was like some
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sort of milky figure. Looked a little bit like >> Burgess Meredith to be honest. And I
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thought of you. >> He's going to strangle your appointment. rock. >> It's just funny when you mention
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someone's impression. There's a 1 1000 of Oh, >> and then the joy of
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>> how exciting I get to do it. >> Yeah, it's great. >> Uh, actually, when Chrisman Glover sees
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the shuffler, he goes, >> "Hey, you get your god damn hands off me."
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>> That's why he's like a junior Woody Allen. You sure I know I know you you
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probably have your special shoes on for more traction on the carpet but no you're a wonderful shuffler but you know
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if you could do it in 10A I'd greatly appreciate it because I enjoy my sleep.
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>> You're a beautiful intelligent shuffler. >> You know the shuffler has a hook. The
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shuffler came in got talked about a lot. We're talking about him now. >> Look in Nashville when I went there. you
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I can't remember the name of hotel old and famous. The guy goes hello to the
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Xavier Hotel and then you you automatically before you check in they give you a tour of where the ghost was
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and where the ghost went and here he would terrorize guests and then here's the elevator shaft that he may fall
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down. >> People were killed in >> Yeah, he's completely harmless but he
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will scare you if you let him. Hold on. >> He had a British accent. >> Oh, you got the ghost. Oh, Heather got
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the ghost tour >> at the Ryman at the actual gig. The Ryman is beautiful. >> Oh, okay. So, she she know. Yeah, it is.
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>> Oh, they say Hank Williams is up in the corner um sitting there like a ghost.
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>> Scoped out all the creakiness. >> I like that. The shuffler. We don't know
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who it is, what it is, but Hank Williams. That's pretty hip. Nashville was my favorite show almost of the whole
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tour. It was so they were so [ __ ] nuts. It was great. >> Wish I could have been there.
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>> I had no stamina to go see Shane after. I was going to hoof over but it's so
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crowded in those streets in Nashville. Like driving like [ __ ] Ratatouille couldn't get through. It's like our
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driver's like going between people and then there's cars on both side. I'm like
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what are we doing? He's like we got to go the other way. >> Wait to our hotel
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house. What? Chili's what? It's a lovely way to spend your Friday evening in a
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thing they call gridlock. Okay. There's something about traveling eight feet in
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two hours and kind of puts a little extra lift in your step. All right. All right. That's the take. Okay.
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>> Like when Adam Scott said he uh took two and a half hours to leave Coachella.
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>> Oh, that Coachella story. My god. >> Oh, I don't think that's up yet. That
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might be up soon. >> Yeah. But check that one out. a great story about Coachella and the crowding
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>> and how ridiculous is >> what else before we get into hot stories. D
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>> I don't know. We got these two horses. They're really cool and stuff and we
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feed them and they're happy and this horse really um >> Oh, this >> I just saw that too.
00:24:34
>> I saw that too. Well, when I come out, it just stares at me because it doesn't
00:24:39
know if it's Tom. And Tom, my son Tom feeds them a lot. So it just >> st the horse doesn't know if you're Tom.
00:24:46
>> Yeah. Sometimes thinks what's this? But what happened yesterday? Usually there
00:24:50
there's two of them and they wander around. They're really good buddies and
00:24:52
we feed them little apples and stuff. And >> sure, >> yesterday the big horse who's going to
00:24:57
have a baby in July started sprinting, galloping across the the the yard, which is huge, and then started bucking up.
00:25:07
did this for like 20 minutes. >> Mhm. >> Is it just zooies or what do you think?
00:25:13
>> I think it's I think it's one or two things. One is a sudden surge of energy
00:25:18
and it's literally just working out kind of. >> Oh, I can still trample things, you
00:25:23
know, >> or there was kind of a heavy wind and it sort of spook spooked her. Yeah.
00:25:30
>> Your stories are about hotels. My story is about farm life. greeners is the time
00:25:35
for me. >> Sometimes when I look on Instagram, I follow like a horse named Waffles with a
00:25:41
they're friends with a butterfly named donut, you know, it's all and I and I
00:25:45
get hooked into these stories of like these two inongruent animals are friends. >> Well, any kind of being on planet Earth
00:25:54
that has no higher consciousness and just operates in this innocent thing. Yeah. I mean, they live in the moment.
00:26:00
They don't. They make no judgment. And they love us. Don't be >> They want food and they want some
00:26:07
>> action. It's about it. >> She already had some action. The stud in
00:26:11
the valley impregnated like 300 female horses and the other horses just >> any any more work today, boss?
00:26:20
>> Yeah. No, you're driving around, you see Stud Farm. You It sounds illicit. It
00:26:26
doesn't sound like some natural organic thing, but then all these giant stud
00:26:30
horses come out and then it repeats itself. >> Then you drive by and the horse goes
00:26:34
like this. >> Pull in. See what's going on here. >> Yeah. No, they literally they do have a
00:26:41
sign of a horse. It's a stud farm. It's like a big cartoon horse with a cigar.
00:26:45
You're right. Like, hey. >> Yeah. Like this. >> Just come on in. See what's going on. Yo
00:26:50
yo yo. >> GUESS WHAT? I'M NEVER TOO TIRED. The horse just has a sign says, "What
00:26:56
you doing?" Wyd yo yo yo roll. >> Don't be greedy, ladies. There's plenty
00:27:02
to go around. I'm doing 70 today. >> Heather, will you tilt that? Will you
00:27:07
turn that one down a little bit? And then we're going to find buzzing around.
00:27:12
>> We got a buzzing around. >> I do like the horse stud though. That's
00:27:15
kind of funny. >> It's kind of kind of totally immobile and don't know how to do anything.
00:27:22
>> Okay. Okay. Easy. >> Yes. See, >> you want to show everyone your sick
00:27:26
face? >> No. >> You look You look good. >> Shockingly looks good.
00:27:31
>> I'm doing six cross country trips. If I get do all those and not get sick, it'll
00:27:36
be amazing. >> Oh, yeah. You got all those cross country flights, man. I just did three
00:27:41
weeks and three cross countries. >> Sucked. >> We're not complaining. We know it's a
00:27:45
first world problem. >> No, I know. I'm complaining. >> Just so they understand. It's part of my
00:27:51
charm to complain. >> I just love to fly. So, anytime I'm in the air, I
00:27:56
>> Oh my god. You see this? April to June. Oh boy. >> Okay. So, >> it's time for
00:28:04
>> It's time for buzzing around. You do. Do Do you know it's time for buzzing
00:28:07
around, Dana? >> Yeah. I just felt like >> you ready for buzzing around?
00:28:10
>> I have a little idea that I could We talked about >> with a wide variet. All right. This is
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00:28:38
riffs that David and I talked about, he gives me ideas and there's nothing really written out,
00:28:44
>> right? But not it's not it's not funny. It's not prepared. It's nothing.
00:28:49
>> It is. I just thought I don't know why you have a flight of fancy. I'm thinking
00:28:54
buzzing around. What would be kind of interesting? >> So I thought you're at sort of a
00:28:58
restaurant, bar, whatever. And you've got oldtimey actors with new new movie
00:29:04
stars having a conversation, you know. >> Okay. Good. >> So let's get the characters here first
00:29:10
of all. Okay. First is Carrie Grant, Jimmy Stewart. I don't believe it. What a what a what a
00:29:17
delightful place this is. Don't you think, Jimmy? Yeah, it's a great place
00:29:22
to have a cocktail. What's your name? >> Um, hey, I'm I'm Timothy Shalom. How are
00:29:30
you? Uh, Timothy what? Shalloway. I'm Timothy Shalom. Are you Are you an actor? Are you some kind of performer?
00:29:38
Yeah, I'm in movies. You ever seen Molly Supreme? Well, you look I don't know.
00:29:42
I've never seen it. I've never heard of it, but you good in it. Yeah, I think
00:29:46
I'm all right. Yeah, it's all right. What do you guys Who are you guys? >> Well, I'm John Wayne. This hair's
00:29:52
Walter. Walter Brennan. Yeah, I'm I'm a sidekick. Walter Brennan. That John
00:29:59
Wayne. No brag, just fact. Well, you're a little on the slight side, Timothy
00:30:04
Shallow Womba. >> No brag, just fact. What' he say? >> No brag. No brag, just fact.
00:30:12
That was from the guns of Will Son in 1960s. He has three three sons and he goes he's the third fascist. He in the
00:30:20
west, you know, he's the second fascist and I'm the fascist. No brag, just fact.
00:30:25
>> I like that. I can say that. >> Well, you're a little slight, Timothy
00:30:30
Shallow. There was a tribe named after you. Yeah, I'm pretty sure. Duke, what's your name?
00:30:37
Well, I'm the rock. Well, you're a big you're a big glass of water. What have
00:30:43
you been doing? Well, I I lift weights. What do you lift weights for? You should
00:30:48
lift logs. Good question. >> And guns. And what about you? What's your name? Well,
00:30:56
what's your name? Christopher Walkan. >> What? I'm Christopher Walkan. Dookie
00:31:01
sounds funny. He can't be a movie star. Do you make movies? Yeah, make a lot of
00:31:07
movies. I'm Christopher Walkin. >> Yeah. >> Wow. Oh, but Lancaster Cook.
00:31:13
>> He He walked in. >> Yeah. But Lancaster and Cuck Douglas. >> Well,
00:31:22
>> you need oxygen. >> Give me a second. >> I know. There's two. There's so many.
00:31:27
>> I know. I don't know why we're here, but we are. Right, B. Oh, we were just
00:31:33
wrestling at Cook's house. Greo Roman style. We love to wrestle, don't we,
00:31:36
Cook? We like to wrestle and then we have some lemonade. What? >> Great. Nice. Hey,
00:31:47
>> nice. >> Hey, what what's your name? I What's your name? You look vaguely familiar to
00:31:53
me. Hi. Hey, I'm George Clooney. George Clooney? Well, you look exactly like me. You
00:32:00
could be my double langanger, couldn't you, John Wayne? Well, he sure could be
00:32:05
your doppelganger, right, Jimmy Stewart? Yeah, he looks like a real doppelanganger. What about you, Walter
00:32:10
Brennan? Yeah, no brags. In fact, he's a doppelanga. I'm Boot Lancasta. He's a doppelanga.
00:32:18
And I think we're going to have to cut this sketch down in post. >> We'll tighten it up.
00:32:22
>> Well, we'll cut it down. All right, we'll keep the funny parts and scene.
00:32:29
>> Scene. Holy >> [ __ ] Was that buzzing around or not? That was buzzing around.
00:32:36
>> I didn't have a script as you could tell. >> Tasty caffy, but I like it when it's a
00:32:40
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00:32:59
What did you want to do? Let me Well, what I would do would be like, "Here,
00:33:02
here, David. You have one." And then you would have >> Okay, Heather's going to try it. Ready?
00:33:06
>> Okay. >> Okay. Get ready, Heather. >> Where do I What do I do with it? Just
00:33:09
>> go toward the camera. >> Go toward the camera. >> Oh, no. >> Why are you Why is it
00:33:13
>> Heather just stepped on the camera and unplugged it. >> We But please stand by. We have an
00:33:17
emergency. >> Please stand by. >> Please stand by. >> I don't even know where it came out of.
00:33:24
>> Okay, here we go. We got it. We got it. >> Okay. >> Okay, you start to hand it.
00:33:27
>> Okay, here we go. A thanks, Dana. >> Not bad, >> dude. That wasn't AI, folks. That was
00:33:34
>> That wasn't AI. He actually got it. Look. Do I look like I have it?
00:33:39
>> It went over to him. Look, >> too heavy. >> There's no other explanation except that
00:33:45
somehow it teleported to David >> AI. Uh, >> okay. Let's go with some stories. Let's
00:33:51
hit it. >> Let's hit it. Now, >> what do we got? Oh my god. What's in the
00:33:53
news? >> What's What's happening? >> Making my screen brighter. I'm going to
00:33:57
respond spontaneously. All right. >> Oh, Oklahoma principal who disarmed gun
00:34:04
wielding intruder crowned prom king. Finally, they're nice to one of the teachers. I always see them beating up
00:34:10
teachers, but these kids today. So, this guy, I heard the story. This this there was a
00:34:18
school shooter and the guy tackled him. >> The principal tackled him and I think he
00:34:22
got shot. >> Uh, >> that's awesome. They all voted him and he got applause.
00:34:29
>> Oh, we have video. You know, he's a bit of a tearjerker though because, you
00:34:33
know, >> well, >> they show a video of him tackling the guy and I think he takes a bullet, but
00:34:38
he lives and then he goes to prom and they see they conspire to vote him prom. >> Uh, yeah, I always wonder. You never
00:34:46
know. But the studies they've done is that and he's obviously really brave. A
00:34:52
lot of people respond like that when it's just they don't have a second,
00:34:55
>> right? When you can't >> I mean, not that it's still highly
00:34:58
unusual, you know. You would have been under the desk with me crying. >> Okay, let's see what this is. This is
00:35:04
probably too long. >> Oh, here he is at the prompt there getting the award.
00:35:10
>> Our queen is Michelle. >> They back up. You don't have to go all
00:35:14
the way back to the queen. Some cheerleader, I'm sure. >> Our king. Here we go.
00:35:24
>> Oh, big applause. >> Where is he? They don't even know where he is.
00:35:30
>> Wow. >> Oh. >> Oh, here he comes. >> Look at this dude.
00:35:35
>> Oh, okay. Is he walking a little slow? >> Getting some low fives.
00:35:43
>> Didn't over. >> Oh, he's getting a a crown. >> He He doesn't look like he's young and
00:35:48
athletic. He just did it through adrenaline. >> No, he laid he laid on the guy. He like
00:35:53
tackled him and got on top of him. >> Yeah. >> Oh, here's the video.
00:35:57
>> Wow. Oh, okay. Here's >> me. >> The shooter coming in. Hey, what's up?
00:36:03
>> Hey, man. >> And what does he want? What are these shooters? >> Is that him? Okay, someone's sitting on
00:36:08
the bench. Can you see that? >> Okay, he's got a revolver. >> This guy doesn't He's walking in. He's
00:36:13
threatening. >> Oh, boom. From the side in the face. Oh, and he's got his hand on his gun,
00:36:18
>> but he's trying to dig him, but he's hard with those New Balance on. He's
00:36:21
trying >> He hasn't let He hasn't got command of the drug uh gun yet. Sorry.
00:36:25
>> No, but I think he got shot at some point. >> Oh. >> Oh, there's the gun.
00:36:30
>> Yeah, they got the gun. >> This other dude grabs it. >> Did he really get shot?
00:36:34
>> Don't eat it. Yeah. And then uh I thought they said he got shot, but
00:36:39
>> yeah, good job. Hero, right? >> Well, that was that was awesome. I like
00:36:44
that's a feel-good story. I mean, you know, it shows you the times have changed. You know, we'd have a prom king
00:36:50
and he was like the stud football player. >> Now it's who's ever the best at tackling
00:36:54
active shooters is generally the king. >> Gets lot gets more votes. >> It's so common.
00:37:00
>> They said it was awkward the next day when the prom queen did the walk of
00:37:04
shame out of his apartment. >> She's like, "Hey, man. It's kind of
00:37:09
mandatory, king queen." >> Yeah. There's there's other different
00:37:15
things that go on in these high schools. You want to go you want to go back to high school part of you.
00:37:20
>> I I sort of do. I want some movie credits and then go back to high school.
00:37:25
>> Well, that was a movie. Yeah, that'd be a great that'd be a great movie. You go
00:37:29
to your high school reunion and you know, >> no, I go back in time and I still look
00:37:34
too old even though they do all the CG high in the world and they're still like
00:37:37
this guy's too old. Oh, by the way, I thought you were great in the Is it the
00:37:41
comeup? The what was the name of the movie? Was it >> Outcome? >> Outcome. Sorry, I could never.
00:37:46
>> You saw Outcome? >> I did. I thought you were great in it. >> Oh, yeah. Thank you.
00:37:50
>> Very natural. Funny. I wanted more of you. >> I know there was more.
00:37:56
>> Wait, there's more. >> I hit up Jonah Hill and I go, Jonah, come on, dude. And he's like, I know. I
00:38:01
think the movie was probably two hours, a little over two hours and they cut it down to an hour 23. So, I said, "Oh,
00:38:09
because I saw Matt Bulmer and the other guy in the movie. He's a good-looking uh
00:38:13
dude and he's super cool." Anyway, he was like, "Oh, dude, I got about a half
00:38:17
hour hacked." I had a big scene with Keanu where after some thing, you find
00:38:22
out in the movie of Mia. >> Uhhuh. >> Then I see Keanu and on the balcony and
00:38:28
it's very awkward. >> Yeah. and we're having a talk and my wife had a baby so I'm holding a baby
00:38:36
>> and it's the most awkward talk and I go and Jonah was like it kind of felt like
00:38:40
the end of the movie so we had to >> get rid of it and I'm like how about you
00:38:44
get rid of the real ending and keep that there's some brainstorming >> oh you're not afraid to kind of crack
00:38:49
the whip when you need to get up some hill face no he was great in that it was really funny and Ke Ree was charming it
00:38:57
was a cool movie I I just wanted to insert this because it may not be I just Trump always comes up with phrases that
00:39:04
make me laugh and the fact you the cute thing he keeps working that just you know we're going to make a great deal
00:39:12
we're going to make a great deal as long as they don't get cute if they get cute
00:39:16
>> get cute is a great term >> I mean it's a global conflict there's
00:39:19
weapons flying around no one's they could get cute if they get cute it won't
00:39:25
work out they might get cute if they don't get cute I think we can make a deal we can make a deal If they don't
00:39:30
get cute, if they get cute, we won't make a deal with them. >> I warned them. Don't get cute.
00:39:33
>> Cute and deal. Deal and cute. >> You were warned. And then the spokesman
00:39:38
comes out and says, "President Trump has warned them not to get cute." So, uh, if
00:39:42
if you see people getting cute, you know what's going to happen. >> You get cute, it's not going to end. It
00:39:49
won't end well for you. How'd that work out for them? How'd that work out for
00:39:51
them? >> They got cute. >> I haven't heard get cute for so long.
00:39:56
>> I know. And he uses it. I just No one talks like that. Get cute. >> Mhm. I wanted to throw that in here.
00:40:02
>> That's funny. It's not the place for it. >> No, it's it's a heavy conflict, but get
00:40:08
cute. We could make a deal. He said deal 319 times within the last 20. We could make a deal. We might get a deal. They
00:40:16
want to make a deal. Unless they get cute and they get cute, we won't. >> It's like saying he's acting like a real
00:40:22
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All right, next story. I don't >> This is the scene from Buzz Boys if he
00:42:23
told me it's a great idea. And I go, "Oh, wait. This is too funny. Read the
00:42:27
top." >> Okay, this Wayne's World remake looks terrible. We've got we've
00:42:34
got Joe Biden's was the blonde woman in Joe Biden's administration. >> I thought this is just random people.
00:42:43
>> Oh, hilarious. >> That's so funny. Looks like Hank Kingsley on the left from Larry Sanders.
00:42:48
>> Oh, I thought it was That's not Jack White. >> Oh, that's not Well, I know one is
00:42:53
Michael Mike Myers, but that's not you. >> That G is a little different. I'm gonna
00:42:59
say it. If it's just random fans, God bless you. But that is >> that's funny.
00:43:03
>> Yeah, they're happy. It makes them happy. I think that >> a fun get meds game.
00:43:07
>> Wayne does not wear glasses. >> Oh, that's right. >> That's the giveaway.
00:43:13
>> All right, party on. >> Something stupid. >> Hey, that was a really nice one you did.
00:43:18
I liked it a lot, you know. But next time, make sure that Wayne doesn't wear
00:43:22
glasses. >> Your hair is on fuego today. >> Well, I I washed it. You know, you do it
00:43:29
the night before, >> of course. >> And then when I woke up, I had this and
00:43:34
I did it wasn't planned and I thought I tried to squish it down and it just went
00:43:40
>> I know. I did a little per plus myself yesterday. >> Mhm. >> Oh yes. You and the plant are both like
00:43:48
this. >> Well, I'm like Springsteen, you know. Yeah. When I put on my big boy boots and
00:43:54
my hat, that's six foot Warner Springsteen coming at you. So with me as G when my hair goes like that that's
00:44:01
five six and a half of Dana Carvey coming at you. No actually tell >> per plus is conditioner and shampoo and
00:44:10
body wash and deodorant. >> The plus is all that. What if it was just per it would just be shampoo? No,
00:44:17
nobody wants just per per like actually Seinfel used to say I took some extra strength
00:44:26
anis or whatever buffering or whatever his old line was. Extra strength Advil. What happened to just strength? Who's
00:44:33
ever going to just take strength after extra strength? >> I know that's
00:44:37
>> I like to take just >> very Jerry extra strength. Can I What about the strength one? Who would get
00:44:42
that one? They could get extra strength. I can't believe this. People, by the
00:44:49
way, Nyquil's gone [ __ ] bazudi. They have And I have Zquil now. I have clear
00:44:55
Z equil with no sugar. It's not blue. It's clear, >> which is actually good.
00:45:00
>> And then they have regular Nyquil. Then they have daytime dayquil. Then they
00:45:06
have Nyquil for pain. And now they have severe pain Nyquil and severe flu. I'm like, god dang, they
00:45:16
fill out an Amazon warehouse just for night. Great memory for you to get through all that. I was just like, when
00:45:22
you really have to sleep and you're really sick, Nyquil really knocks you out. But the last time I go, cuz I kind
00:45:29
of feel a little groggy the next day, I just had my wife take a sledgehammer and
00:45:33
just hit me and knock me out with that and I slept great. It's about the same
00:45:38
strength because Nike will if you have that little cup and you wake up and it's
00:45:42
on your bed on the side and I'm like you're out. I mean my friend said, "Oh,
00:45:46
I tried that." And I go, >> "Well, don't do like a little teaspoon
00:45:49
because you got to get used to." And he goes, >> "Oh, I filled that whole cup
00:45:54
>> over the line." >> He goes, "I woke up at 400 p.m. the next
00:45:57
day." I go, >> "Dude, Nyquil's no joke. I wake up like this and it just the Nyquil's dribbling
00:46:03
out and the cup is sort of bent and just kind of caught up in my pajamas >> and the cops pick it up with a glove.
00:46:09
They go Nyquil related. >> Do you wear pajamas? Does anyone >> I wear PJs?
00:46:17
>> Does any human wear pajamas anymore? >> I wear sweats. >> Well, that's not pajamas. Sweats and a
00:46:23
t-shirt if you're cold. >> Full like button down. >> Button down. Ricky Ricardo. I love Lucy.
00:46:30
>> Matching. Heather wears matching. >> Cute and matching sets. >> That's adorable.
00:46:36
>> Sets is a word you don't know, Dana, but that's She wears an airport set.
00:46:40
>> A set. Yeah. Yeah. You want to buy Yeah. >> Every woman at the airport is in sweats
00:46:45
and a hoodie that matches. >> Yeah. >> And they pull the hoodie and But guess
00:46:50
what? The germs come through to Heather's. >> Heather, I want to ask you a question.
00:46:57
Were you masked or unmasked during the flight? >> I look on your text their fly on the
00:47:05
wall text message. You'll see what I looked like. >> Oh yeah, we have a picture. If you see
00:47:10
that picture, throw it up or just throw up. >> And I think the problem was the who
00:47:18
didn't stop blowing his nose for four and a half hours was not wearing a mask
00:47:21
and never washed his hands or moved at all. >> Yeah. The guy heaving and coughing was
00:47:26
sitting next to her and didn't wear mask and didn't apologize profusely and
00:47:29
didn't throw himself off the plane. >> I was physically showing how uncomfortable
00:47:33
>> the amount of people who are sick and go. >> Here comes the picture. Here it is.
00:47:37
>> Oh, that's Heather. Oh, so you're you're you know you're being exposed. So you
00:47:41
became the invisible man. >> That was my whole four and a half hours. I still got sick.
00:47:47
>> I Oh, that's her eye. I get >> Well, how did David not get sick? Immune
00:47:50
system of iron. What is he? Superman. Oh, we split up because she came for the first gig and then the uh
00:47:58
>> Oh, bus boys screening and Q&A and then she flew back and uh I was on my way to
00:48:04
Pittsburgh with the bomb scare. >> It's hard. I got CO and then I had I got
00:48:10
the guy to get me Helvette right away. This was months ago, but I had a gig in Vegas and I'm going, well, I can either
00:48:17
go or not go, but day one pretty good. Pretty good. I think I can go. I I don't
00:48:22
think I'm contagious. And then I was just laying in bed all day and I did the
00:48:25
gig. Pretty good story, right? >> Did it was it the worst day of when you were sick?
00:48:29
>> No, the Pax Slovette for me because I got it early. >> I popped up pretty hard. But I I was
00:48:39
still was very tired. But you know, you fake it till you make it in show business.
00:48:43
>> You can get through it. An hour is tough. Some of those gigs, an hour is
00:48:46
tough. >> I love it when they say uh 45 would be fine. That means I pick up my guitar at
00:48:52
35. Whoops. Tricks of the trade. When they're drunk and tired and it's midnight.
00:48:58
>> Hey. Hey. My my >> Yeah. >> This company gets me very high,
00:49:05
>> right? I'm doing one in Salano. I'm doing 30 this weekend >> and then a meet and greet.
00:49:13
>> I don't think so. >> Just 30 minutes and get out. That's pretty good.
00:49:16
>> But you know who I have to follow? George Wallace. And he kills. >> You're following George Wallace. Isn't
00:49:22
>> that funny? Bob Zany and George Wallace. Yeah. >> You don't, man. You're Well, you always
00:49:27
find a way cuz you'll come out different and you'll do your sort of self- aacing
00:49:31
stuff. >> Yeah. >> And then they then they love you. >> The funniest part is you know that
00:49:36
George Wallace kills. Just as when I told you that, you're like, you're following George.
00:49:40
>> George Wallace is a killer, man. Big, strong president. Incredibly likable.
00:49:45
We'll do a little bit of crowd work, work it back around. No, I >> you don't want to follow that guy, but
00:49:50
you can cuz you're David Spade. >> I followed Dana Carve and if you can do
00:49:55
that. Um, >> okay. Let's play another story and then we'll >> we'll wrap up soon. Everyone's I got so
00:50:02
much >> got so much to do. >> Wait, >> don't get cute on me, David. Don't get
00:50:08
>> Is this evidence >> that Anthony Albanese is not real? >> Like it's just a digital copy. Minister
00:50:17
Anthony is not real. He's actually replaced by Dana Car from Weswell. >> And where's your evidence of this
00:50:25
Cameron? >> Okay. In 1990, Dana Carve did a movie called Opportunity Knox. The impressions
00:50:31
George W. Bush in >> the impressions in a toilet saying handheld bad hand pan dryers good. Very good. Also
00:50:40
master disguise 2002 church lady in in Saturday live. You hardly see him anymore. He's doing podcast with um
00:50:48
David pre-recorded. He's out busy how he's getting around going to Malaysia,
00:50:54
selling deals with petrol, going the footy, going to Hawthorn games, going to rabbit games. It's damn
00:51:01
Alene they wear glasses. He sounds like someone from God on YouTube. >> How did they find me? He's so fun.
00:51:15
>> That Dana Cav Dana Cavy Cavy >> flying the Wow. >> That was a doppelanger, man. We should
00:51:23
have him on the show, man. >> Let's get him on the show. >> Of all people, my conspiracy is that
00:51:30
Dana is this guy that doesn't really look like him. >> I told you before we did these things
00:51:35
today. I said, "Oh, you got some clips." I go, "Don't get cute. Don't get cute on
00:51:39
me." >> We got cute. >> Don't get me cute. Dude, you made two
00:51:42
appearances. You made Wayne's World. >> Yes. >> In the news. >> Everything keeps going.
00:51:48
>> That's funny. It just what goes around comes around, man. >> Oh, yeah.
00:51:51
>> You're big. Uh, okay. One more. >> Okay. >> One more. >> One more.
00:51:56
>> Well, this is our final I'll use our sponsor. This is our final uh clip of
00:52:00
the day. >> Oh, this is a real thing to talk about about the state of Hollywood. Okay. Go
00:52:06
ahead. >> Okay. >> Doug Lyman, big director. Lyman's new movie starring Casey Affleck and Pete
00:52:10
Davidson should have cost around $300 million, but according to the producers, they made it for about 70 million using
00:52:17
AI and it was filmed in just 20 days almost entirely inside this converted showroom in London. And what nobody is
00:52:24
talking about is what this could mean for the industry because all of the studios are quietly experimenting with
00:52:29
versions of this workflow right now. I'm Jason Fischer, the founder of stage
00:52:33
runner and former head of production at Disney Paramount and AMC. Today it's
00:52:37
part two, how AI is going to impact Hollywood and what it means for production and jobs. And it might
00:52:42
surprise you to hear that the producers think this could actually increase jobs.
00:52:46
We'll get to that. And by the way, what you're looking at right now and throughout this video I created using
00:52:51
the latest tools just to help illustrate how this process works. These are not clips from the movie.
00:52:57
>> So I spoke to the producers behind the film, Ryan and Matt Kavanagh. They're
00:53:00
the founders of Acme AI. They told me the company already has 10 films and two TV series in some stage of production
00:53:08
right now using >> right >> um >> I think >> because the actors are the noisiest
00:53:15
about being replaced >> but the behind the scenes people getting replaced is important too like set
00:53:22
dressing and >> you know building set designers building grips all all that tech hardware type
00:53:32
electricians and the the >> I mean I guess you need lighting for for Pete and Casey. Um
00:53:41
>> there's been >> that shouldn't cost 70 million. It should cost
00:53:44
>> I didn't get the 70 million thing. What was that? I mean why would it be?
00:53:47
>> Well, they said it could have cost 300. >> Oh, if you did it. >> No, it was going to cost 300 and
00:53:53
>> but it's still 70. Okay. >> 70 is way more than any movie maybe I've
00:53:57
ever done. You know, look, there's been ancence of this for at least 20 years with CGI.
00:54:05
There's a show on HBO, The Gilded Age, and you can tell the whole town and all
00:54:11
the people walking is just >> I guess a AI, but it's, you know, it's
00:54:15
it's been around a little while. >> So, it's just a process like the
00:54:19
background extras are definitely generated characters. You can see >> see another group that gets shafted.
00:54:26
Extras. They'll just be in >> Extras are important. >> Yep. >> Atmosphere people, they're the glue in
00:54:33
these things. Make it look real. >> You get good atmosphere extras. And uh
00:54:39
it really helps the scene. I >> I don't know how you negotiate this, but
00:54:42
I was reading this morning that the long shoreman negotiated a thing where no automation, no AI, we're just gonna lift
00:54:49
stuff with manly hands and stuff. And Trump was supporting that. >> Don't get cute. You got to go, you know.
00:54:57
But I don't know how you put the genie back in the bottle without Barbara Eden
00:55:02
helping you. >> It's hard to put the cat [ __ ] back in the cat, you know.
00:55:06
>> Did you understand my Barbara Eden reference? >> You did? >> Of course I did. I was in love with her.
00:55:10
>> Would you say would you tell the audience who that is? >> She's the babe that lives in the bottle.
00:55:14
She's Genie >> from No, that's from the >> I was more in love with Bewitched is
00:55:18
shockingly >> Elizabeth Warren in the 19 is that No, it was Elizabeth Montgomery. Sorry.
00:55:24
>> Gorgeous. Uh, that's that was the first probably television sitcom woman that
00:55:30
sort of got my attention. >> I'm getting tingly in my underpants. >> I feel funny like when I used to climb
00:55:37
the rope in gym class. >> [ __ ] G was the horniest. >> All right. Well, that's probably a good
00:55:45
full >> That's a full, >> you know, like 10 out of 10 show. Yeah,
00:55:49
>> that's a We didn't get cute. We never got cute. And we made a deal.
00:55:53
We showed a lot of clips and we had we had uh 19 impressions in our little sketch.
00:56:01
>> This is the following after the second weekend of Bus, but the first weekend we
00:56:05
got in the top 10. First, it was the only independent movie in the top 10. So, that's good something.
00:56:11
>> Well, by the way, two things. One is I was I was pleasantly surprised you got
00:56:15
it initially on 800 screens. And you look at the metric of average per screen, you were way up there. 2,000 per
00:56:23
screen. >> Thank you. And these are like we don't ask. We say we got in 200, we got 250.
00:56:28
Then Regal will call. We're adding 150. We're like, oh, thanks. And then they're
00:56:31
like, hey, Australia wants it now, so we're going to send it to Australia. Hey, Canada and the UK. So now we're
00:56:38
Canada, UK, New Zealand's coming up. So, it'll go on this wave and then when it
00:56:44
comes out on, you know, where you can buy it at home, video on demand, then it'll at least have more awareness. But
00:56:50
I have shockingly gotten nice feedback from it. So, because people on Twitter love to hate and it's probably way more
00:56:58
positive, shocking. But someone did give me an F minus and I was like, can we just leave it at F? I mean, let's not
00:57:05
get so dramatic. If they gave Apocalypse Now an F minus, you know, >> F minus. No one's got that. I said just
00:57:13
go all the way down to G. If you're going to go that low, then people think it's good.
00:57:18
>> Yeah. How about not seeing the movie if No, look, I think people have to
00:57:24
understand that big corporate movies, not we've been in them, not to pick on
00:57:28
them, they have a distribution deal and that company is just pushing the movie and negotiating all these things. You
00:57:36
guys are the little engine that could the homemade product bought and paid for lowbudget but I the thing about it it's
00:57:44
it's potently what it is. It's an R-rated kind of polit, you know, sort of
00:57:49
throwback fun simple movie. Two two kind of I don't know what you call them. Just
00:57:56
>> down on your luck >> underdogs. >> Underdog >> and all the misadventures and and the
00:58:01
silliness which I love the they just they just want to be waiters and their lives would be great.
00:58:06
>> The wispiest premise. Yeah. They fall down in the dirt a lot. >> They fall down in the work. Yeah.
00:58:13
Lauren. Well, anyway, so excited about that and uh I will see you next time and come see
00:58:20
us at the Oreium if you're in LA. >> Yeah, don't be don't be nervous about
00:58:24
seeing us. We're going to bring it. >> Yeah, bring it with Chris. >> And rock's always on fire.
00:58:30
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