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Yo, this is from Dan to me. Just kick
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spades ass at chess. He's got quite the
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eagle ego about chess, but he didn't
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know a rook from his ass. I bet sex with
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my wife. And the wife's like this. Huh?
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Huh? And then he has one of our posters.
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I bet fly on the wall be number one in a
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year.
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He puts our poster up there.
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>> Yeah, he bets us.
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>> Oh my god. This is like Barbie versus
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open. Why are you going up against
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>> Lauren? Documentary versus stupid bus.
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>> You just know you just went up against
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Titanic. But Lauren, I don't know who is
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booking this movie.
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>> He's like, quietly make bus boys
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disappear.
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>> Welcome to the greatest show on earth.
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>> What if it was?
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>> I know. What if it was Yeah. secretly
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like talked about centuries from now? It
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is to some people.
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>> Mhm.
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>> Oh, I I do have to say I'm going to Oh,
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wait. It's too late. No, it's not. I'm
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going to Charlotte.
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>> What?
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>> These are the last couple gigs for a
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while. Uh
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>> you say that every week and then you
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>> I know. I really do. It's such a lie. I
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I go to Charlotte, Nashville, and
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Pittsburgh.
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>> I'm going to be in Pittsburgh during the
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um draft.
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>> Is it the draft?
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>> You think you'll get drafted? What do
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you
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>> What if I get drafted? I know. You
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shouldn't even be around there. You
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could be a punter or something. You
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could hold
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>> spade 61
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180.
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>> They all lie.
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>> They all lie. They're a bunch of liars.
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>> Mother efers. Yeah, I've got Maybe I'll
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bring some players down. It come down to
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the show. Have a couple chuckles.
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>> Oh, they love that. They love
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>> Tommy Boy gets them there and then Joe
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Derp brings them across the finish line
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and then Dicky Roberts gets you free
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drinks. I mean, it's it's a spade. I've
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been out in the world with you in
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Indianapolis. Like I said, it was like
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walking around with Mickey Mouse
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>> when I when I was on the road. I did uh
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Stern. I haven't done Stern in a long
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time. And we gave Dana his kudos and
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praises.
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>> That's the thing is I my strategy is to
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never go on podcasts and then have and
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then have people sing my praises off
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because if I'm there, it never happens.
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>> Right. If you're there, you have to talk
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about me. Exactly. So, I'm never there.
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And so, you're like, "What else you want
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to talk about?"
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>> And they're like, "We should have Dana
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on." I go, "I know. He'd love it."
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>> Dana's elusive and mysterious.
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>> You do have elusivity and mysteriosity
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going for you.
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>> I'm a mystery to myself, you know. So, I
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>> You're a conundrum wrapped in a mystery.
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>> Yeah. I'm like a Rubik's cube that you
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solved when you were five.
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You're like a Rubik's Cube where each
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side is dumber than the other one. So
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when they all line up, it's the dumbest
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possible person on earth.
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>> Okay. Okay. It's nice chatting with you
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state champion in chess at age six.
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>> It's like being the Rubik's Cube. No one
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cares. Like
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>> I I told you Dan Bulah from SNL was
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insensed that Heather told him that I
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was a great chess player. Remember that
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we were Sandler.
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>> Why was he mad about that?
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>> Because Sandler brought in a chess
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>> Oh. on the road in Las Vegas and it was
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late after the show
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>> and he goes, "Come on, let's play. We
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should all sharpen our skill." I was
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like, "Oh, how weird." I haven't played
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since maybe sixth grade. So, we played
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and we we both didn't know what was
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going on
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>> and I won by miraculously not even
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remember like this is a bishop. Pawns
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can go two
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>> squares. Anyway,
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>> that was fun. And then I go, "Okay." And
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then Dan Bulah goes, "I play winner." I
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go, "No, no, just play Sandler because I
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don't want to play."
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>> God, Dan got mean.
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>> He goes, "Sit the [ __ ] down." I go, "And
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he goes, Heather was bragging about how
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great you." I go, "No, no, no. She was
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probably just saying sixth grade I used
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to play." Sixth grade. That was 10 years
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ago.
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>> This was me. When was that? This was
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last week or something. When was it?
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>> No, this is a year ago.
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>> A year ago. Hold on a second. Let me get
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in my
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>> Yo, this is from Dan to me. just kick
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spades ass at chess. He's got quite the
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eagle ego about chess, but he didn't
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know a rook from his ass.
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>> Sailor.
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>> Yeah.
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>> Uh I hope you're well. Dan Bulah. Well,
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should we tell people who Dan is in case
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they forgot?
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>> Big big writer. Des
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>> big writer and a great uh
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>> and he goes on the road. A great
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performer and uh also
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>> musician, piano player, writer of songs.
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And he
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I go, "No, no, no." And he was like
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determined and he smoked me. And the
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grossest part he goes, "I knew you
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weren't that good." And I go, "I did not
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say I was that good. Heather did." And
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he goes, "You fell for the old zippity
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trap 49." And I go, he's he'll fall for
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this so fast. And you did. And I'm like,
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I don't know any plays in chess. I just
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I'm not a grandmaster. Well, the idea is
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what you do before you play chess with
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Dan Bulah again is you you watch the
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Hustler with Paul Newman and Tom Cruz.
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And so you know how the first two games
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like I can't what rook and then you put
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five C notes on it and go let's go bro
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and then you kick ass. So you just you
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just blew it. Next time watch that
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movie.
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>> I go I guess I'll be all in on this one.
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>> I love that in every movie where it's
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like
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And then another layer.
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>> I like all the chips.
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>> He's moving the whole I bet the table.
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>> I bet the table table and chips.
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Everything.
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>> And then he gets up on the thing and
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sits. I bet myself.
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>> He throws the car keys at the
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everything. And then he goes, "Just me."
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>> Then he grabs his wife. She's sitting
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there. And I bet my wife.
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>> I bet sex with my wife. And the wife's
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like this. Huh?
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And then he has one of our posters. I
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bet Fly in the Wall be number one in a
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year.
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>> He puts our poster up there.
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>> Yeah, he bets us.
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>> He explains it. Yeah, he bets us.
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>> Yeah, he just bets us.
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>> Anyway, come on, man.
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>> Oh, I saw Marcelo and Sarah Sherman from
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the old SNL.
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>> Love those guys.
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>> I saw them for lunch.
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>> You told me anything?
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>> I haven't told her.
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>> That would be a blast with those those
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two young
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>> No, they were fun. Those two morons, it
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was a lot of fun.
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>> Yeah, they're a kick in the pants.
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>> Lauren, we should plug Lauren as a movie
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coming out even though it's against Bus
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Boy.
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>> Oh, is it the same weekend as the Bus
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Boys?
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>> It is. Oh my god. This is like Barbie
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versus open.
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>> Why are you going up against
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>> documentary versus stupid bus?
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>> You just know you just went up against
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Titanic with Lauren. I don't know who is
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booking this movie. He's like, "Quietly
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make bus boys disappear."
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>> But wait a minute. Let's just for a
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second unpack this. The documentary
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about Lauren, the fabulous producer of
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Sar Life for a half century. You and
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Theo falling down in the dirt doing tip
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jokes.
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>> They're they're different is all I'm
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saying.
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>> By the way, if you've seen the trailer,
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we're not good bus boys. And if you
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could pay attention, a waiter walks
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between us and we dump the bus tub. And
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I'm like, if that doesn't signal to the
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audience that we're not good at bus
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boys, nothing does. So, we have really
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set the table for ourselves.
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>> You should have thrown a dishwasher in
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there, man.
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>> There's a dishwasher in it, but he
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doesn't have any lines.
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>> No, cuz that's the funniest back there
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of the dishwasher when I was a
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dishwasher. The Hobart 3000
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>> in the sequel. This is sort of a
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trilogy. I shouldn't announce this yet.
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>> Oh,
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>> the second one will have me in it. The
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third will have Theo in it. We just milk
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it out. Little something for the kitten.
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>> When I was the holiday and we had a
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dishwasher named Ralph. He was about 60
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kind of. And he would be a nonsequiter
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type guy. You come back and he goes, "I
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like them big. Don't you like them big?"
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>> I go, "Potatoes."
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>> I go, "What?" And he said, one of the
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cottail waitresses said she had she
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didn't like her legs. He goes, "I like
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them big." "Don't you like them big?" I
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got out of there pretty fast. I backed
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up slowly because uh no like weird
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dishwashers, but Bus Boy
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>> leave you alone to be crazy.
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>> I want to do a quick Bus Boy. Here we
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are.
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>> Now, um in the movie Bus Boys, David
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Spade from Tommy Boyd, all these great
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wonderful hits, you have a grown man
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fondle the genitals of another man. Is
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that your idea of humor? Do you actually
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think that's funny?
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>> Well, actually, he just pinches my nuts.
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I don't know if that's fondling, but I
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think
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>> Is that Is that funny to you? Pinching
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nuts. Is that where your comedy's gone
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to?
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>> I think in the situation it was
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unexpected. I don't know if it's
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hilarious, but it was not meant to be
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super offensive.
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>> And why in God's name are you opening up
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against the Lord Michael?
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>> I know. I'm just hearing this. I don't
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know. We should we should look at the
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calendar a year ahead.
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>> All right. This is Pierce Morgan. I'll
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be back later and be more rude and
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honor.
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>> Please do. I do like these hard-hitting
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questions from Pierce.
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>> Uh I think it's I think it's good. And
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speaking speaking of hard-hitting.
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>> Yeah.
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Uh oh.
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>> I just thought, what's the biggest story
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of the week? Guess.
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Not Iran.
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It's not Iran.
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We're already in We already in trouble
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for letting Tim Dylan on the show to
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talk about everything. Uh what is it?
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What's the biggest story?
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>> How we got in trouble. That's so funny.
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Um I love it. Um, Anthropic, which is
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made Claude, which is an AI
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>> AI,
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>> made a new a new one called AI Mythos,
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and it officially announced it will not
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release it due to safety concerns. So,
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>> I did a deep dive on this. They turned
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on Mythos.
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>> Horrible name.
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What came up? First thing, humans are
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the problem was the first thing it said.
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Then they went
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the second thing. Surprising, not a
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joke. Seus boys in theaters only. April
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17th. That was the second thing it said.
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>> Dude, shut it down. It doesn't
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>> Look how far I went to get another.
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>> That was really good. Did it Did it say
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humans are the problems? That's part of
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the joke.
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Well, what would be the worst thing it
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could say?
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>> No, that scared me because it seems real
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because I heard they have shut ones down
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because here's what I don't like. Let's
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say you got GPT and you're some [ __ ]
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buster in the middle of nowhere and you
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want to be cool. So, you film it and you
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ask stuff like,
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>> "Hey, why don't you start World War II?
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Quit [ __ ] around cuz it will do it."
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Like, it's like what was the old movie
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Matthew Brick? War Games. Would you like
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to play a game?
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>> And guess who tested for war games and
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came in second place? Marty Br. I was
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his first choice, but of course Matthew
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Broadick
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got it.
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>> Huge movie came.
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>> Huge movie. I tested
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>> Wow. War Games with sorry
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>> cute girl on your shoulder. And the
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theme of the movie, if if you haven't
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seen it, Matthew Brderick is trying to
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hack into his report card or something
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and change.
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>> Yeah. And then he accidentally finds
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some deep I should have read the script
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before I did the screen.
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>> You never even read it. The Pentagon and
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he's like, "What's this?" And he gets
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into the defob.
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>> Yeah. Nuclear keys. He's going to blow
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up the world. But um Matthew, Matt,
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Maddie,
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>> MB, um Broady um was a great was great
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in that movie.
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>> Well, I love that movie.
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>> Thank you.
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>> It's always It's just like how you like
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it when the computer goes, "Would you
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like to play a game?" And he goes,
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"Sure." He doesn't know it's war games.
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>> I know. So, we could line up 10 science
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fiction movies. They all predict that
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they're going to [ __ ] with us and ruin
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humanity. And yet we go forward for the
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silver dollars. I mean, they asked
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George W. Bush about it,
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>> about anthropic. He was speechless. He
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just said, "What do you think, Mr.
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George W. Bush?"
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>> Guys, why are his eyes bugging out?
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Well, ANTHROPIC.
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>> JESUS.
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JESUS. What is that? He flew out of
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screen.
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>> Well, that's an indication that he won't
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be back.
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>> Yeah, I guess so.
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>> He's on the pile. Here's a quick cut.
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>> Here's a quick one.
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>> Oh my god, I'm so ahead of that call
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cast for everyone trying to be president
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in 2028.
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So, I'm so far ahead.
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>> Is she ahead?
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>> I don't know.
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>> Why do I believe everything you say?
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>> You're the world's greatest strength.
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>> Oh, do Melania. Is that Melania?
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Melania. I just want to say that I
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haven't I don't know. I never even met
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Jeffrey Evstein. Okay. I mean, come on.
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Sorry.
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>> Who is he?
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>> Here, you do the voice and I'll do the
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puppet.
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>> You know, I am not part of this
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situation. Keep my name out of your
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[ __ ] mouth.
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Oh, hi Jeffrey. Oh [ __ ] I fell for it.
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He's right there.
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>> You used to have a Jeffrey puppet. Then
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>> I do have a Jeffrey puppet with
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mustaches. It's in It's in my closet,
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though.
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>> There's 400 puppets at your feet. No one
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sees them.
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>> Oh, I have I have just [ __ ] ton. I just
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I just kind of grab them out of this
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giant thing I swirl around. And I've got
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some here just if I want to go to them.
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>> Do you have an AI stick puppet making
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machine?
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>> Uh, that'll be for next week. Thanks for
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the suggestion.
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>> AI, humans are the problem. That's the
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by line.
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I think I saw Devil Wears Prada and they
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were doing we can take this out but in
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my opinion
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>> if you're associated in those files
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you know the files
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>> I understand
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>> just by sheer whatever
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>> well if someone mentioned you in an
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email
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>> I like David Spades movie then you're in
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the
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>> Oh you would be in the files right
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that's I think Whitney Cummings that's
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how she got in there Yeah.
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>> Um, but Naomi Campbell's in there a lot.
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>> So, I think there's something to that,
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but I don't know. But she's in like
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Devil Wars Prada. I'm like, she does,
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bless her heart, gets a free pass on
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this whole thing. So, who know? Listen,
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no one's really guilty until proven. So,
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I get it. But there's definitely some
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fingerpointing going on,
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>> right? There's a whole giant ecosystem
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of Epstein. And then there's the more
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finite, more particular of horny
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middle-aged to older age men in rooms
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with 16-year-old girls. That's kind of
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what I focus on, but I know a lot of
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people are like, "But he went to a
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party, you know."
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>> Yeah, I know. You're right. You're
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right. You said to get down,
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>> am I right? Again, don't say yes if you
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disagree.
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>> You're You know what? You're right.
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What about going back to Lauren? Do you
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think
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>> if what if they go through that whole
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movie and don't mention your name, will
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you be hurt?
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>> Uh, no. I'm mysterious. I wouldn't be
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hurt. Nothing hurts me and show
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business.
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>> Wait, what is this interview you did for
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the rundown or something? You're showing
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SNL sketches. I keep seeing that. What
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was that from? When they were hitting
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you up at Peacock to do different
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>> Yeah. Last fall when I was doing Joe
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Biden, who I'm going to do in a second,
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Joe Biden on SNL. They said, "We're
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doing this thing called the rundown." I
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wasn't sure what it was. as I walked
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back there on 8H and they'd set up those
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and it was kind of like
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>> I like they loop you into a documentary.
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>> I know. Do your perfect uh you know it
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was kind of fun. They had a whole
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bulletin board of all the classic
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sketches you know
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>> um and you are you know whatever and uh
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Hollywood minute but anyway so then you
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just like picked them and did a thing.
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Yeah.
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>> Yeah.
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>> Don't don't play it down. Here's
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something else.
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>> Sorry. I have a story for you before we
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get to the hard-hitting news.
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>> Sorry, it was multi-7
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figure views on all the platforms
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>> across all platforms.
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>> Excuse me. It wasn't my fault. Don't be
00:17:08
mad at me.
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Go ahead.
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>> Yeah, that did I It did come across my
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desk on a few places like Instagram, Tik
00:17:15
Tok. So, I went to New York this
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weekend. That's why I look like [ __ ]
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pie.
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>> You look great. What are you talking
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about?
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>> Great.
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>> Lighting is everything. I was a little
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more beat up on this trip neck-wise than
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most because it started off, you know,
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you get there, I get there at night, the
00:17:32
next morning we have to report to a Q&A
00:17:34
for this outcome movie, this Keanu
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movie.
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>> Outcome movie. Yeah.
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>> Which I'm not in much, but it was fun to
00:17:40
be a part of. So I go
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and we have a Q&A. We go in this
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glassroom
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and we're all there and they go, "Okay,
00:17:50
file in." And it was early. So, you're
00:17:52
getting up at 4:00 a.m. LA time, you
00:17:54
know, to be to get up at 7:00 New York.
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Fluff the hair.
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Paint on this face. So, I go and there's
00:18:04
the chairs cuz my neck I already go. Uh
00:18:06
oh, it's an hour.
00:18:08
Chairs aren't bad. I can see through the
00:18:10
glass window. Okay, they're not bad.
00:18:12
They go, okay, Keanu Cameron Diaz, here
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you go. Jonah Hill, David, uh, we'll
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start a new row in the back. bar stools.
00:18:22
>> No, no, no.
00:18:23
>> How dare you?
00:18:24
>> No, no, no, no. They don't know your
00:18:26
situation if they're putting on a bar
00:18:28
stool.
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>> So personnikity. By the way, forget I
00:18:32
hate them. Is there anyone that likes
00:18:35
them? Is anyone cozy on a bar stool?
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It's got the 5 in back and I'm like I
00:18:41
stare I go, "Oh my god, I'm gonna do an
00:18:43
hour on this thing." So it's too high up
00:18:45
to put your feet anywhere. I put my foot
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on the back of Cameron's chair and one
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over here on
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>> Jonas. I'm like this for 10 hours.
00:18:53
>> There's no Q's for me or A's because
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what are you asking me? I just not a
00:19:00
glorified cameo. So, but I was in it
00:19:03
twice so fine. And then I do that and
00:19:06
then someone
00:19:08
drops their camera. It's a tight room.
00:19:12
drops their camera and I instinctively
00:19:15
from the old essent jumped.
00:19:18
>> No, I go Gilligan
00:19:21
>> because Gilligan's Island Gilligan used
00:19:23
to [ __ ] everything up. So, this is a
00:19:26
reference no one gets.
00:19:27
>> I I
00:19:29
didn't quite get it. Well, I know the
00:19:31
show and I know he yelled Gilligan a
00:19:33
lot.
00:19:34
>> Yeah. Skip would go Gilligan when
00:19:36
anything [ __ ] up.
00:19:37
>> Yeah.
00:19:37
>> So, we used to say that around the set
00:19:39
if somebody [ __ ] up or dropped
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>> Gilligan. Okay, Gilligan. Anyway, the
00:19:44
second I say Gilligan,
00:19:47
I think it was a woman, she fell on her
00:19:49
face and everyone's like, "Ah, this is
00:19:53
more serious."
00:19:54
>> Wait a minute. You yell Gilligan and
00:19:56
then she passes out and falls flat,
00:19:58
>> right? Like it was actually more of a
00:19:59
problem than it was like an accident.
00:20:01
>> So now I feel like an [ __ ] But no
00:20:04
one really heard it except within my
00:20:06
little area. But that wasn't the funny
00:20:08
part. Nothing's funny. She fell and then
00:20:12
everyone goes, "Oh my god, is she okay?"
00:20:15
And then they're crowding around and and
00:20:18
I'm like, "Guys, is Keanu all right?
00:20:20
Does Keanu need a water?" And they're
00:20:23
like, "What about her?" I'm like, "Oh,
00:20:24
yeah. Does Well, let's give Keanu a sip
00:20:27
cuz he was a little traumatized." And
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then give her the rest. So I We all get
00:20:31
out of the room, you know, it's always
00:20:33
give them some air, right? Air,
00:20:35
>> make room for the ambulance.
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>> Yeah. And then we're outside and it was
00:20:41
sort of like I think this is over. It
00:20:44
was 45 minutes already.
00:20:46
>> So she went to the hospital, we split.
00:20:49
Um and then at the premiere I'm like is
00:20:51
everything okay with this woman? Is she
00:20:54
all right?
00:20:56
>> Because you know Keanu if it's if he
00:20:58
knows something's up, he's heading to
00:20:59
the hospital. You know he's a great guy.
00:21:01
>> Well, I think Jonah Hill would too. Not
00:21:03
even
00:21:04
>> I would. I have great guy syndrome.
00:21:07
>> You would? Yeah. I mean it that's why I
00:21:08
say it's show business. It's not the end
00:21:11
of the world. If someone's sick, I think
00:21:13
that takes priority.
00:21:14
>> Yeah. It's a real person. And then we
00:21:17
said, "Oh, is she did she eat? Is it too
00:21:19
hot in here?"
00:21:20
>> Any very common in those situations to
00:21:23
get a little dehydrated,
00:21:26
>> didn't I heard it might have been a
00:21:27
seizure,
00:21:29
>> might have been fainting. We don't know.
00:21:30
Anyway,
00:21:32
>> nothing we can do. We were just like, I
00:21:34
hope it's okay. But no one gave me a
00:21:35
clear answer.
00:21:37
Huh?
00:21:38
>> We'll get we'll give you an update next
00:21:40
week. I'll find out.
00:21:41
>> Yeah, I'd like to know how it turns out.
00:21:43
You can't give us that.
00:21:43
>> I'll let you know how you can help.
00:21:45
>> And that happened. And did you How did
00:21:46
that relate to your neck? So you that
00:21:49
you could feel it coming.
00:21:50
>> Great after that. I was all painful.
00:21:53
Then I go to the premiere and I sat in
00:21:56
some weird spot. I said, "I want to sit
00:21:57
in the back." And then whatever. It just
00:21:59
>> it was okay
00:22:01
>> annoying from then on.
00:22:02
>> But I will tell you, oh, Kean was so
00:22:05
nice. And then of course I had to make
00:22:07
fun of him. They're like, "Kanu gives
00:22:09
everybody a watch on the set." And I
00:22:13
said, "Yeah, they don't tell you. He
00:22:14
takes it back at the end of the day."
00:22:16
And everyone's like, "Ah, burning
00:22:18
Keanu." I go, "My most of my day was
00:22:20
spent consoling crew members." He
00:22:23
screamed at
00:22:26
>> Keanu.
00:22:27
>> He is. He's nice. Whoa.
00:22:29
>> No, I did a movie with him once podcast.
00:22:31
>> He asked about it. Well, let's Keanu,
00:22:33
you're always welcome. Well, okay. He
00:22:36
didn't ask about, let me rephrase that.
00:22:39
>> Don't tease us like that.
00:22:40
>> Well, he said,
00:22:43
>> he said, "What?
00:22:45
>> I someone mentioned it to me."
00:22:48
>> And he goes, "Oh, you do a podcast." And
00:22:50
I go, "Yeah." And he goes,
00:22:52
>> "Why don't I know that?" Cuz he's so
00:22:54
nice. He goes, "Oh, I should know that.
00:22:56
I'm sorry." I go, "You shouldn't know
00:22:58
it. It's fine. There's 10 million." I
00:23:00
go, "I do it with Dana. Remember Dana
00:23:01
Carve?" He goes, "Oh, yeah, of course.
00:23:04
He's so nice.
00:23:06
>> Yeah.
00:23:06
>> Well, is he I I'm sorry. I don't know
00:23:08
this, but is he Bill or Ted?
00:23:11
>> That's a great question. Let's go to the
00:23:13
phones.
00:23:15
>> Heather.
00:23:15
>> Uh Heather. Oh, here she goes.
00:23:20
>> By the way, this info gets us nothing
00:23:21
anyway. Whoever it is,
00:23:24
>> Dad. Heather wins. Ted. Uh, so he was
00:23:29
super lovely, of course, and just like
00:23:33
overwhelmed cuz I go I go, "This thing's
00:23:35
pretty early, K. Is this was this your
00:23:37
call?" And he goes, "No, I've already
00:23:41
been to the Today Show." I go, "Oh my
00:23:44
god, already this morning."
00:23:45
>> Wait a minute. Why does he when he's off
00:23:47
camera, he talks like Clint Eastwood,
00:23:49
apparently? I mean, where
00:23:51
>> he's already been fighting people in the
00:23:52
Matrix in the [ __ ] wick world for 25
00:23:55
years. I don't understand what you just
00:23:57
said to me. I'm Keo Reeves.
00:24:00
>> Yeah. He's like,
00:24:02
Yeah. He go, "No, he just is kind of
00:24:04
softspoken. He's not like a pushy
00:24:08
[ __ ] like that I'm usually attracted
00:24:10
to." He's um he's like, "Yeah." And he
00:24:12
goes, "I did the Today Show." And I go,
00:24:14
"Oh [ __ ] is Savannah Guthrie back
00:24:16
today?" And he goes, "Yeah, I she didn't
00:24:19
interview me." I go, "Well, she [ __ ]
00:24:21
up. Why wouldn't you want to interview
00:24:22
Kiana, the biggest stud in the world?"
00:24:24
But she was in a different room. He said
00:24:27
>> they put her in a different room.
00:24:29
>> I would have talked to her, but they put
00:24:31
her in a different room.
00:24:33
>> Thanks, Keano. Yeah. He goes I go, who
00:24:36
who interviewed you, some rookie? They
00:24:38
shouldn't give you They should give you
00:24:39
the best of the best.
00:24:42
>> I said, "When we interview you, we'll be
00:24:44
nice."
00:24:46
>> I'll only go on that show if Al Roker's
00:24:48
going to interview me. I like that guy,
00:24:50
man. He's very accurate when it comes to
00:24:53
meteorological situations.
00:24:55
>> Yeah. Did you like him fatter or
00:24:56
skinnier? Be honest.
00:24:59
>> I kind of liked him porky.
00:25:01
>> I don't really care. I got I got uh 12
00:25:03
million shares of Ompic. It's done very
00:25:06
well for me.
00:25:07
>> Oh, Keano does. So, he makes money when
00:25:10
everyone's on it.
00:25:10
>> Well, it's it may be my worst impression
00:25:13
based on yours.
00:25:15
>> Yeah, you're doing me. But he is
00:25:16
>> I'm Ke Reeves.
00:25:18
>> Then he left there. This is what people
00:25:20
don't know. So he's pushing outcome
00:25:22
movie for Apple. Apple TV, lovely
00:25:24
people.
00:25:25
>> Actually had fun with them. So of course
00:25:28
today's show, then this our hour Q&A
00:25:31
where most questions are thrown at him.
00:25:33
Of course,
00:25:34
>> then I go I'll see you at the premiere.
00:25:38
Between that and the premiere, Drew
00:25:40
Barrymore, our Heather's favorite.
00:25:42
>> Drew.
00:25:43
>> Drew's in the movie, too. Heather,
00:25:46
>> I know.
00:25:47
>> Okay. So then,
00:25:49
>> so then Drew,
00:25:51
>> then I know that was a good one.
00:25:54
>> Then something else he did, he's he was
00:25:57
all day doing press. Oh, then he did Cob
00:25:59
Bear. Then he came right late to the
00:26:02
premiere. Hey. Whoa. And then a long
00:26:07
press line of like every interview. This
00:26:10
is Bill Squeaky from KB Blop. And he's
00:26:12
like, hey Keanu, tell us about the
00:26:15
movie. And then he does that moves down
00:26:18
one inch. Keano, tell us about the
00:26:20
movie.
00:26:21
>> Oh, it's exhausting.
00:26:22
>> Exhausting.
00:26:23
>> You feel you have to give each person
00:26:25
something fun or at least So what when
00:26:29
does this end? When does he go home?
00:26:31
>> So then he got to the premiere. He's got
00:26:33
the [ __ ] kicked out of him. Anyway,
00:26:36
overall fun time. Oh yeah, I clear
00:26:38
something up. Howard Stern the next
00:26:40
morning. Another early bird call.
00:26:43
>> God, you had quite a trip, man. I know,
00:26:46
dude.
00:26:47
>> Kean and now Howard Stern. See you next
00:26:49
fall.
00:26:49
>> Hey, I'm Howard Stern. Hey, David
00:26:51
Spaser.
00:26:53
>> By the way, did you ever trip someone
00:26:54
when you were a kid and go, "Have a nice
00:26:56
trip. See you next fall."
00:26:59
>> No. Push him down.
00:27:00
>> Did you ever slap a kid in the face
00:27:03
randomly as hard as you can and go,
00:27:05
"Hey, I'm slap happy today."
00:27:08
>> No.
00:27:09
>> No. Okay.
00:27:10
>> Does anyone get beat?
00:27:10
>> I'm just asking. I'm not saying you did
00:27:12
or I did. I'm just saying
00:27:13
>> that's a good one to do for kids.
00:27:15
>> Did anyone ever give you a nooie?
00:27:17
>> Yes.
00:27:17
>> In third grade.
00:27:19
>> Yeah.
00:27:19
>> Yeah.
00:27:20
>> I got I got uh all through high school I
00:27:23
got too many noogies and not enough hand
00:27:25
jobs. Anyway, so
00:27:27
>> a noogie and a wedgie go together.
00:27:29
They're kind of It's kind of a a fun
00:27:32
pack of childhood abuse. All right.
00:27:35
>> Doctor's putting his fingers two down my
00:27:37
throat, one up my butt, shakes hands in
00:27:39
my ribs.
00:27:41
>> It's a dentist line. That's uh Richard
00:27:43
Belzer.
00:27:45
>> Okay.
00:27:46
>> All right. So on Stern.
00:27:49
>> Yeah.
00:27:51
Um the only story was he asked you about
00:27:53
Tiger Woods, right? He goes, "You played
00:27:54
golf at Tiger Woods and Tiger thought
00:27:56
you were good."
00:27:57
>> I said that was really a sort of a
00:28:00
bucket list fun thing to do. Of
00:28:02
>> course. And I jokingly said Tiger was in
00:28:06
pain the whole time because they had a
00:28:08
guy putting those little
00:28:10
massagers on his back like
00:28:12
>> even in between everything.
00:28:13
>> Yeah. between rounds like he and then
00:28:16
and he's got like a candy necklace full
00:28:18
of Viking going you know instead of
00:28:22
candies it's just other things
00:28:24
>> strung together Vikings like this and so
00:28:27
I go but overall he's very nice
00:28:30
>> and I'm my big part of the story was
00:28:33
>> I'm such a little uh investigative
00:28:35
journalist I go because I could tell
00:28:37
he's a little sore from a recent
00:28:39
operation moving a little stiff but
00:28:41
being very nice helping me
00:28:42
>> and he's had several since then.
00:28:44
>> So, at that point, I said, "Do you think
00:28:46
you'll ever golf again?" This is just
00:28:48
off camera bullshitting.
00:28:50
And he was like, "I don't know why I
00:28:52
said it because I'm like, you're sore.
00:28:54
You're getting all like, do you want to
00:28:55
just keep doing it or does it hurt your
00:28:57
neck?"
00:28:57
>> She's smarty pants.
00:28:59
>> Yeah. He goes, "I mean, I hope so. Yeah,
00:29:01
I think so. I I mean, I'll get through
00:29:03
this." And I go, "Great." Crashes that
00:29:04
next morning and like smashed his feet
00:29:07
and everything. I'm like, "Oh,
00:29:09
after this one, will you?" And then it
00:29:12
was like he was immediately better than
00:29:14
me again within seconds. Like I can't
00:29:17
even stand up. Oh, better than Spade. So
00:29:20
he got good again. But then I saw four
00:29:24
articles so far, Heather. David Spade
00:29:27
claims Tiger Wood was on so many Vicodin
00:29:30
right before his crash.
00:29:31
>> Where did that come? It comes out in
00:29:34
these articles because
00:29:36
>> it's out now. Yeah, that's a good thing
00:29:39
to say and twist into that because
00:29:42
>> yeah,
00:29:42
>> he just crashed. He said, you know, they
00:29:47
found two pain pills on him. I guess he
00:29:48
popped the other 28, but they found two
00:29:51
pain pills on him. So, this falls into
00:29:54
that where they can go, oh, before his
00:29:55
last crash, even though I'm joking,
00:29:57
obviously. Spade says he was really, and
00:30:00
it's like, oh boy. Actually, we have a
00:30:03
video from the Masters. Should we show
00:30:04
it, Dana?
00:30:06
if you're locked and loaded. I mean,
00:30:08
>> Greg, if you have that, let's show.
00:30:10
>> You know, the thing about Tiger Woods
00:30:12
and and Lindsay Vaughn, who's a skier,
00:30:15
is
00:30:16
>> that they dated for a while and they're
00:30:18
both unbelievably tenacious, indeicable
00:30:21
about injuries. Like, she wants to come
00:30:23
back now. He'll he'll after this, he
00:30:27
will play again. He'll play in the
00:30:29
Masters. He'll
00:30:29
>> be better than me immediately.
00:30:31
>> Yeah. They just don't know how to quit.
00:30:33
>> This is a live shot from the Masters.
00:30:35
Okay. This is Yeah.
00:30:39
>> There's Tiger.
00:30:40
>> Yeah. Tiger punch.
00:30:41
>> Doing that.
00:30:44
>> Oh my god. He's here. Tiger's here.
00:30:47
>> They say, "Where's Tiger?" I could They
00:30:49
>> I know. We clipped the beginning.
00:30:51
Where's Tiger?
00:30:52
>> Where's Tiger? And then there it comes.
00:30:53
Yeah. Anyway, it's just somebody with
00:30:57
chronic pain trying to get relief from
00:30:59
it. And you know, he'll get he'll get
00:31:01
>> Lindsay Vaughn with a scaffolding on her
00:31:03
legs. I'm like, and then I I heard her
00:31:05
family's miffed that she's talking about
00:31:07
coming back. I would be worried about
00:31:08
her, too. Of course, that's normal.
00:31:10
>> No, when they said we might have to
00:31:12
amputate, she was already just on the
00:31:14
phone signing up. Uh, Switzerland next
00:31:16
summer. Yes, I'll be there.
00:31:17
>> Mogul. Yep.
00:31:24
>> They took a foot.
00:31:25
>> Oh boy.
00:31:27
>> They actually they had a safe cracker
00:31:28
come in just to make the sound effect
00:31:30
with Lindsay's foot.
00:31:36
All fixed.
00:31:37
>> They got the ear to her leg like this.
00:31:40
>> No, but you got to do the sound effects
00:31:42
of some kind.
00:31:46
>> When in doubt, go with a
00:31:48
>> Yeah, just any any
00:31:50
>> that could be anything. Okay, so Howard
00:31:54
Stern was delightful.
00:31:55
>> Anyway, that worked out. I hadn't done
00:31:57
it in a long time. And uh
00:31:59
>> we can get to some uh news. I want to do
00:32:01
a quick Joe Biden because, you know,
00:32:03
people get all they got all riled about
00:32:06
Tim Dylan and everything. So, here's Joe
00:32:08
Biden uh talking about the Iran
00:32:11
conflict, you know.
00:32:14
>> Okay, great. Here's Biden, everybody.
00:32:16
>> Folks,
00:32:19
I'm not getting around here.
00:32:20
>> Very serious.
00:32:22
>> And guess what? And by the way, the fact
00:32:25
of the matter, guess what?
00:32:27
>> I mean, serious. I'm not getting around.
00:32:30
No joke. Come on, folks. Get your facts
00:32:32
straight. I close the straight amuse
00:32:34
faster ever close it. Um, it is closed.
00:32:38
I got Come on, Jack. Get your facts
00:32:40
straight. I mean, say it's going to
00:32:42
open. Open straight home. No one ever
00:32:44
opened it better than I had.
00:32:47
Come on, folks.
00:32:48
>> Who opened sesame?
00:32:51
>> Open sesame.
00:32:53
Who? The guy said that was Yule Briner.
00:32:57
1952 and 48. Corn Pop and everybody
00:33:00
else.
00:33:02
I'm Joe Biden scene.
00:33:05
>> I love it. That was a good one. I like
00:33:08
he starts.
00:33:09
>> I haven't done him in a while.
00:33:10
>> It's a good one, dude. He's mumbling.
00:33:12
>> I like him. I root for him. I can't help
00:33:14
it.
00:33:14
>> I like when it's Iran. He gets serious.
00:33:16
He goes, "Hey, come on." He starts a
00:33:18
little quieter instead of mad.
00:33:20
>> Well, yeah. That is his thing. Get
00:33:21
really, really soft. Yeah, that's
00:33:23
straight or muse. Right. I know close it
00:33:27
faster.
00:33:30
I like anyone. Sir, I have a question.
00:33:33
Zip it, Jack.
00:33:35
>> Get your fat straight, Jack.
00:33:36
>> You're going to fight everyone. He's not
00:33:37
>> Take out behind the woodshed. Beat the
00:33:39
hell out of you.
00:33:41
>> Guys like Donald Trump. I don't know
00:33:42
what to do with him. I just take him
00:33:43
behind the woodshed. I'm like, you
00:33:44
haven't beat up anyone in your life. Are
00:33:46
you What are you talking about?
00:33:49
That was a good one, though. Let's move
00:33:51
the [ __ ]
00:33:52
>> Let's move it on. What do we got?
00:33:53
>> Buzzing around, dude.
00:33:55
>> Oh, buzzing around. Yeah. Okay. You're
00:33:58
on your own on this one. I'm gonna let
00:33:59
you pick your scenario.
00:34:01
>> Okay, we're gonna have
00:34:03
>> pick three impressions.
00:34:05
Okay, I I'll I'll set you up. Hold on.
00:34:07
Ready?
00:34:07
>> Okay, let's see.
00:34:08
>> Okay, hold on.
00:34:09
>> Uh
00:34:10
>> buzzing around here. It's time your
00:34:13
favorite.
00:34:13
>> Let's do this set up.
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00:34:34
Dana is going to do a little bit. He's
00:34:36
got He's gonna try to
00:34:38
>> I'm gonna try. Okay.
00:34:41
>> Try to entertain you.
00:34:42
>> Oh, okay. This begins with Hans.
00:34:47
>> Hans and Fr.
00:34:48
>> Hans and Fron holding a press conference
00:34:51
claiming what they're going to do.
00:34:52
>> I like them.
00:34:54
>> Yeah. Hello everybody.
00:34:56
We
00:34:57
>> I like the setup.
00:35:01
I'm gonna take a sip.
00:35:09
Hello everybody. I'm Hans and I'm France
00:35:13
and we are here to announce that we can
00:35:16
fly around the moon faster than the
00:35:19
auto.
00:35:22
What
00:35:23
are you allergic to my comedy?
00:35:26
>> I'm a Yeah. No, this bit is funny and
00:35:29
I'm ruining it. That's about the funny
00:35:30
part.
00:35:31
>> We are here to announce that we could
00:35:33
fly around the room better than the
00:35:35
Optimus spaceship. It's such a little
00:35:39
spaceship. It flies around and we could
00:35:42
go around the moon and get a lot closer
00:35:44
than Optimus.
00:35:46
>> Guess what? A lot of people go, "Look at
00:35:48
all the craters on the moon. Who do you
00:35:51
think made the craters
00:35:54
on the front with our muscles? We
00:35:56
pummeled the moon.
00:35:59
And we made craters. Don't get me
00:36:01
started about the rings of Saturn.
00:36:04
Another one of our nice pieces of work.
00:36:07
Does anybody have any questions about us
00:36:09
flying out around the moon with just our
00:36:12
muzzles, no spaceuits?
00:36:15
>> Yeah. Oh, do you have a question?
00:36:18
>> No.
00:36:19
>> Okay. Yeah.
00:36:20
You're Senator John Kennedy.
00:36:24
>> You're suggesting
00:36:26
>> that you can fly around the moon without
00:36:31
a space suit or a spaceship just with
00:36:34
your muscles. Is that Is that what
00:36:36
you're saying? Did I get that right? Is
00:36:37
that correct? Did I get it right? You
00:36:40
got it better than right. You're totally
00:36:42
on spot on. But guess what? Who really
00:36:46
supports us more than anyone in our
00:36:48
endeavor? You remember Dean Martin?
00:36:53
>> Not really. Go ahead.
00:36:54
>> Everybody
00:36:57
Hans and Fr. Hans and Fr going around
00:37:00
the moon. Oh, nobody can go faster. Hans
00:37:03
and Fr. Everybody loves the moon
00:37:06
sometime. Get a little Brandy. When the
00:37:10
moon hits your eyes,
00:37:13
>> that's a mor. I didn't think of that.
00:37:16
When the moon
00:37:19
last
00:37:23
Oh, I had a little
00:37:26
went to the bar. Oh, David Spade bus
00:37:28
boys coming out. April 17th. April 17th.
00:37:34
Buzz boys. That's a spade and the old
00:37:38
von falling down of the dirt. Woo.
00:37:41
>> That's the whole movie. By the way, it
00:37:43
sounds like he's been over at the copper
00:37:44
penny by Warner Brothers.
00:37:47
>> Well, do you know that was thing he he
00:37:49
wasn't really an alcoholic, but he just
00:37:51
he pretended to be one, you know?
00:37:53
>> Oh, like Foster Brooks. I thought Foster
00:37:55
Brooks was drunk and they kept inviting
00:37:58
him to roast. And when I was like nine,
00:38:00
I'm like, why do they invite this
00:38:03
[ __ ] drunk guy? Yeah.
00:38:04
>> Every time he's going to be drunk.
00:38:06
>> And you couldn't in those days, you
00:38:09
could. His whole shtick was that he was
00:38:10
just just plastered. Hey,
00:38:14
I want to now I'm doing Dean Martin. But
00:38:16
>> Oh, funny though.
00:38:17
>> Couldn't do it now. No, I loved it. That
00:38:19
was
00:38:19
>> And he hiccuped a lot. He go
00:38:21
>> Yeah. Comedians were an assortment pack.
00:38:24
Everyone had their
00:38:25
>> There's no like fake drunk comedians
00:38:27
anymore. Uh, no. There's people who
00:38:30
drink on their podcasts that we don't do
00:38:34
anymore. Remember the early episodes of
00:38:36
this? We just be shitfaced.
00:38:38
>> Yeah.
00:38:40
>> Now we're boring and sterile.
00:38:41
>> Now we're boring and sterile.
00:38:43
>> All right, let's look at a That was Oh,
00:38:45
wait, wait, I got to Oh, hey, wait. I
00:38:46
got to wrap it up. Okay,
00:38:47
>> got to wrap it up.
00:38:48
>> That was Bluzzing Around starring Dana
00:38:50
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00:39:00
>> Senator John Kennedy and the late great
00:39:03
Dean Martin were our guests.
00:39:05
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00:39:13
>> Let's show some news stories.
00:39:15
>> We never get to enough good news
00:39:17
stories.
00:39:18
>> Okay. By the way,
00:39:19
>> locked and loaded.
00:39:20
>> Oh, this coat and and New York subway
00:39:23
stuff is always funny to me. Yeah, this
00:39:26
guy's just at the subway. Would you wear
00:39:28
this coat? And is this you?
00:39:30
>> Is that a guy?
00:39:34
>> Cockroach.
00:39:35
>> Oh,
00:39:36
they're just grossed out.
00:39:39
>> Why on God's green earth,
00:39:41
>> unless this cost 40 grand, I would wear
00:39:43
it. But why would you wear on the way to
00:39:46
SNL? Why would Dana wear this coat?
00:39:49
>> Yeah. And why was the camera when I when
00:39:52
I put on my [ __ ] coat, as I call it,
00:39:54
it's a short cockat
00:39:56
>> put on my [ __ ] coat. Um, and I just do
00:39:59
it because there's so many cockroaches
00:40:01
in New York and people go, "Hey, you got
00:40:03
some? I got some." And you squeeze in a
00:40:06
couple that are alive and then they
00:40:08
start going at it like gladiators,
00:40:14
>> right?
00:40:15
and they fight for the arm or whatever
00:40:18
the best place is to hang out.
00:40:20
>> Hey man, only in New York. You got some
00:40:22
very
00:40:22
>> only in New York.
00:40:23
>> You got some eccentrics out there. Some
00:40:26
people are naked. Some people wear
00:40:28
cockroach jackets. You know what I mean?
00:40:30
>> Yeah. There's a Subway creatures uh
00:40:32
Instagram and you always see crazy real
00:40:36
people just film someone else on there.
00:40:39
>> Do you ever When's the last time you
00:40:40
took the subway?
00:40:41
>> I know. Oh, I thought you you've never
00:40:43
taken it, but I used to take it at SNL
00:40:45
all the time. And then when I go back, I
00:40:48
did a few times, but the bars are kind
00:40:51
of grossly slippery from not sure what.
00:40:55
And it's a little steamy down there. It
00:40:57
definitely has a distinct smell. Not
00:41:00
horrible, just weird subway smell all
00:41:02
the time.
00:41:03
>> Yeah. And you get in your chair and
00:41:04
you're like, "Okay, I'll be uptown in
00:41:05
five minutes." you know, and then you're
00:41:07
kind of you got newspaper, whatever,
00:41:10
your cell phone, and then you hear a
00:41:11
voice in front of the cab. You're in the
00:41:14
train car.
00:41:15
>> Ladies and gentlemen, could I have your
00:41:18
attention, please? I'm a man in need of
00:41:22
a little bit of help. So, I'm going to
00:41:23
come around to you and just give what
00:41:26
you can. And so, then they're p you're
00:41:28
waiting for them to come. You're trying
00:41:30
to find a buck
00:41:31
>> to get to you and they're like, or they
00:41:33
put on a show
00:41:34
>> cuz you're just sitting in your chair.
00:41:35
you can't leave. You're just like,
00:41:37
"Yeah,
00:41:38
>> that's why I don't."
00:41:39
>> And I don't know why for the one time
00:41:42
that you did that. I was like, "Spate
00:41:45
should be at 8H rehearsing for, you
00:41:48
know, Gap Girls."
00:41:49
>> I was undercover homeless guy.
00:41:51
>> Ladies and gentlemen, I have not been in
00:41:54
a lot of sketches lately. I can
00:41:57
>> I need some stage time.
00:41:59
>> I'm gonna try out some of my new bits.
00:42:01
Yeah. All right. What else you got?
00:42:03
>> Okay. What else we got? I can tell when
00:42:04
you're restless.
00:42:06
>> No, I'm just
00:42:08
leading us.
00:42:09
>> Oh, there's more. This is just something
00:42:13
to revisit later, but somehow another
00:42:16
mysterious NASA death, the ninth
00:42:18
scientist linked to these programs is
00:42:21
dead. It's so odd when people start
00:42:24
dropping like flies
00:42:26
>> that are associated with something and
00:42:27
you go,
00:42:28
>> "This is not normal. This is not
00:42:30
normal." I remember when it was up to
00:42:32
five and I'm like that's too many that
00:42:35
just know something. Then one guy
00:42:36
disappeared. Remember he walked
00:42:37
somewhere and they couldn't find him.
00:42:39
They never found him. And it's all
00:42:41
weird. We're going to come back to the
00:42:42
story. I'm just dogearing it as odd.
00:42:46
>> Well, let's play detective for like
00:42:48
>> Okay, go ahead.
00:42:49
>> One 30 seconds. And I'm just putting
00:42:51
this out there rhetorically.
00:42:53
>> Why and who would want to have these
00:42:57
NASA scientists not exist? Would it be
00:43:01
I'm not going to say Satan because
00:43:03
that's that other character.
00:43:04
>> A good line. That was a good wind up for
00:43:05
it though.
00:43:05
>> Could it be Satan or could it be AI?
00:43:12
>> They might know too much about something
00:43:14
and they got to get rid of them. Yeah. I
00:43:16
mean,
00:43:17
>> nine
00:43:18
>> in the same field that know a lot of the
00:43:20
same information, whatever it is,
00:43:22
>> UFOs, AI. There's a guy today that was
00:43:26
testifying against Bill Gates.
00:43:28
mysteriously died again. These things
00:43:30
happen and you go probably just happens.
00:43:34
But,
00:43:35
>> you know, I'll just throw this out there
00:43:36
and I know it's not what people think,
00:43:38
but I think, you know, everyone's
00:43:39
focused on Mars and getting out of our
00:43:41
solar system.
00:43:43
>> Everyone,
00:43:43
>> I'm going to go on record saying I
00:43:46
believe
00:43:48
there's an underground civilization
00:43:50
inside the moon.
00:43:52
>> I like this idea.
00:43:54
>> Yeah, I knew you would. You love this.
00:43:56
But they could be inside the moon.
00:44:00
>> We should do Shark Tank and people pitch
00:44:02
us conspiracy theories because and we go
00:44:05
maybe. I think there's a lot they always
00:44:08
show stuff coming in out of the moon
00:44:09
like shooting out if you get they push
00:44:11
in close. You just never know if it's
00:44:13
real. But I do like this crazy idea. And
00:44:16
also the ocean I believe.
00:44:19
>> Well, I got excited.
00:44:21
>> We have a video here that they said the
00:44:23
government put out about UFOs. Let's see
00:44:25
if they Oh, maybe we'll get to it
00:44:27
because that one they said it's one of
00:44:29
the ones they just put out and then no
00:44:31
one even really pays attention anymore.
00:44:33
>> Well, the this spaceship Artemis went on
00:44:36
the dark side of the moon and no one's
00:44:37
ever seen it before. And they said
00:44:40
Houston Artemis one and they said they
00:44:43
were seeing really weird symmetrical
00:44:46
areas.
00:44:47
>> Oh, they did say that.
00:44:48
>> Yes. And then and then they cut them
00:44:50
off. Yeah.
00:44:51
>> I would not go for all the tea in China.
00:44:54
Okay. This is an Area 51, but this says,
00:44:57
now these are all [ __ ] but this
00:44:59
says, this is one the government
00:45:02
released
00:45:03
>> footage of a UFO landing at Area 51 and
00:45:06
then jumping back up into space or
00:45:08
wherever it was at an extremely fast
00:45:10
speed.
00:45:11
>> Now, the strange thing is they just
00:45:13
released this, put it up on the news,
00:45:16
and was like basically like ju just
00:45:18
check this out. And people might say
00:45:20
that that's fake, but it's not because
00:45:22
the government has already been doing
00:45:24
this. They did this like way back in
00:45:25
2021 where they just started showing
00:45:28
footage of UFOs flying in the sky and
00:45:30
they're like, "Yeah, guys freak out.
00:45:32
These things are out there."
00:45:34
>> And you got to get prepared and get
00:45:35
ready for once they start showing up
00:45:36
more. So now they want you to know that
00:45:39
this stuff is out there.
00:45:40
>> All right, you can get out. But
00:45:41
>> well, why? I mean, so Anderson Cooper
00:45:44
sees this and goes, "Nah, let's not do
00:45:46
anything about that." I mean, I don't
00:45:47
know because does anyone believe
00:45:50
anything anymore? But when they start
00:45:53
releasing stuff,
00:45:54
>> Well, was that real that it was
00:45:55
released? Then I'm I'm all in, man.
00:45:57
Because it looked very
00:45:58
>> right. And if it is, what does it mean?
00:46:00
If it isn't, obviously, it just goes
00:46:01
away. But I think people at this point
00:46:04
just shrug their shoulders and go, I
00:46:06
think they're here. As long as they
00:46:07
don't attack us, I don't really care. I
00:46:09
mean, they're always pilots saying they
00:46:12
saw someone. Someone famous just said
00:46:13
they saw Oh, Casey Musgrave said there
00:46:16
was one following her plane.
00:46:19
So, I I don't know. I mean,
00:46:21
>> well, that was Baldface. You just see it
00:46:23
come down and then it shoots up. Unless
00:46:26
it was some humanoid thing. Was it uh
00:46:29
going faster or doing things that are
00:46:32
impossible for a
00:46:33
>> It looked like it. Yeah.
00:46:36
>> Like me,
00:46:37
I always doing things that are
00:46:39
impossible.
00:46:40
>> Yeah. When Keano called me after that
00:46:42
press John goes Spade was sitting up in
00:46:43
the chair doing things faster and
00:46:45
weirder than even thought possible.
00:46:47
>> He sat in a bar stool for almost 45
00:46:50
minutes.
00:46:51
It's never been
00:46:52
>> and didn't order a drink. You know why
00:46:54
they have bar stools?
00:46:55
>> It's a bar stool.
00:46:56
>> Well, because they wanted they didn't
00:46:58
want to get double wide chairs like
00:46:59
that. They wanted to get bar stools so
00:47:01
they could fit more right up the bar and
00:47:03
make more money. And they said, "Well,
00:47:05
what about people with bad necks or bad
00:47:07
backs? They're just sitting up on this
00:47:08
bar stool." They go, "Don't worry. You
00:47:10
get two grasshoppers in them, they don't
00:47:12
feel dead."
00:47:13
>> That's true. [ __ ] them and feed them
00:47:15
fish. That's what they said. Who cares?
00:47:16
>> You're great, Wall-E. We're going to be
00:47:18
rich.
00:47:19
>> What's that from?
00:47:20
>> I don't know. This is kind of a G's
00:47:22
cousin.
00:47:23
>> Yeah, I thought it was a way.
00:47:26
>> Okay, next one.
00:47:27
>> I'm going to do this face the rest of
00:47:28
the podcast.
00:47:29
>> I like your G face.
00:47:32
>> That'll hurt your jaw. Be careful. Be
00:47:35
careful.
00:47:36
Okay. This would you do this now when
00:47:39
you see these tribes and they're doing
00:47:41
these things.
00:47:41
>> Oh, yeah. Okay. It's a bungee, right?
00:47:44
>> Oh, it is a bun. Yeah. Okay.
00:47:45
>> Yeah.
00:47:47
>> Big [ __ ] wind up with this.
00:47:50
>> What is it? We don't know. It's dirt
00:47:52
jumping.
00:47:55
>> No, thank you. What is the plan?
00:47:59
>> This guy had some uh oyasa before he got
00:48:02
up there.
00:48:04
Is this live from Coachella?
00:48:06
>> He's higher than the uh platform.
00:48:10
>> What are they chanting?
00:48:12
>> I don't know if he's supposed to land in
00:48:13
the dirt
00:48:14
>> because jump and land and you're like,
00:48:17
whoa.
00:48:17
>> No, he's not. It's going to stop his
00:48:20
fall. The bungee there. It catches him.
00:48:23
Yeah.
00:48:24
>> Right before the dirt.
00:48:26
>> Oh, he stood up. That was
00:48:29
>> what?
00:48:29
>> I did not see that. the if the hill was
00:48:32
not slanted like that, he would have got
00:48:34
smashed.
00:48:36
>> He looks like he's doing okay.
00:48:38
>> Um I looked up it took 37 years to build
00:48:43
that structure cuz they don't have
00:48:45
modern tools.
00:48:46
>> No.
00:48:48
>> Yeah.
00:48:48
>> No, but they make [ __ ] work. They got
00:48:50
>> You know what is truly kind of fun? Have
00:48:52
you ever done Have you ever had a really
00:48:54
cool lake
00:48:56
>> and a really nice rope swing
00:48:59
>> that wasn't too scary, but it was kind
00:49:01
of scary and you'd go up and go in the
00:49:02
water?
00:49:03
>> Remember that?
00:49:04
>> Upper arm.
00:49:05
>> Don't tear up on me.
00:49:07
>> I'm also thinking a lot of those people
00:49:09
in the village were boycotting that,
00:49:11
saying, "Why are we spending so many
00:49:13
sticks on the bungee plank when we could
00:49:17
be making more huts and like a little
00:49:19
mall?" No, that mean that means that
00:49:21
they they built their whole town and all
00:49:24
their huts and everything and then they
00:49:25
had leftover wood and said, "What do you
00:49:27
want to do?" Bungee.
00:49:28
>> That's what you think.
00:49:29
>> And everyone's like, "Why are we doing a
00:49:31
bungee platform when not all of us love
00:49:34
it? It's not our thing."
00:49:37
>> I don't know. I
00:49:39
>> I'll go to the tribe. We'll get to the
00:49:40
bottom of this. All right. Let's do two
00:49:42
more.
00:49:43
>> Two more. Here we go, ladies and
00:49:44
gentlemen.
00:49:46
>> We never get to these. There's so many
00:49:47
that are funny. Well, they're evergreen
00:49:50
though, which is great. Pretty much
00:49:53
my buddy for you. Yeah. Okay. So, people
00:49:56
don't know, I did a sitcom with Mickey
00:49:57
Rooney in 1980.
00:49:59
>> Spent a lot of time with him. Brilliant
00:50:01
actor. Really funny. Kind of kind of
00:50:03
crazy.
00:50:03
>> This guy interviews Mickey Rooney about
00:50:05
his Twilight Zone episode.
00:50:07
>> Okay.
00:50:07
>> And Mickey is typical Mickey. Watch
00:50:10
>> for the first time.
00:50:11
>> I don't care.
00:50:11
>> Yeah. So, you're the creep.
00:50:13
>> What today's audience doesn't
00:50:14
understand, and maybe we could put this
00:50:16
in context. You're playing a jockey. But
00:50:18
they don't understand that for many
00:50:20
years, anytime anybody said anything
00:50:22
about a short, you were the butt of
00:50:23
jokes.
00:50:24
>> Oh, I I'm tired of that chump.
00:50:27
>> Had you met Rod ever, sir?
00:50:29
>> Yeah. The worst interview.
00:50:30
>> Do you remember where orction?
00:50:32
>> I don't remember anything about it.
00:50:35
>> Wish I could help you.
00:50:35
>> What was going on with you while you
00:50:37
were making this?
00:50:37
>> I don't remember. It's too long ago.
00:50:41
>> That's very Mickey. How do you feel
00:50:43
looking you know looking at his
00:50:44
performance comp you know what do you
00:50:46
>> I mean it's just a performance I don't
00:50:48
know what what to say about it
00:50:50
>> as in what kind of preparation would you
00:50:52
have
00:50:52
>> nothing just did it
00:50:54
>> that's very Mickey there's no
00:50:56
preparation for things like this you
00:50:57
just
00:50:58
>> watch these would you have played them
00:50:59
differently
00:51:00
>> no you play them for what they were at
00:51:02
the at the moment that you're doing
00:51:04
>> I love it
00:51:05
>> did you have any more direct contact
00:51:07
with Rod like on the comedian that
00:51:09
>> No
00:51:10
you remember reading the scissy Somebody
00:51:12
said they script the words was
00:51:15
>> they were natural. This is
00:51:17
>> totally him.
00:51:18
>> Yeah. You didn't ask.
00:51:18
>> Well, no. I told you about it. I said
00:51:20
that it was all going to be miniature
00:51:21
around me.
00:51:22
>> But I was looking for you to explain to
00:51:24
the younger audience because they don't
00:51:25
understand.
00:51:25
>> The younger audience doesn't want to
00:51:27
see.
00:51:27
>> That's what that's who's watching this.
00:51:28
>> No, it isn't. They're they're watching
00:51:31
sex.
00:51:31
>> The kids are watching this. This is what
00:51:34
this my kid is 19. He would have been
00:51:36
with me, but he's back at Berkeley. This
00:51:38
is what kids are watching. That's why I
00:51:40
want to set up the context of
00:51:42
>> Well, I I hope that the youngsters are
00:51:45
watching this because it's very
00:51:47
>> interesting filmicatically.
00:51:50
>> I have no complaints.
00:51:52
>> They should take courses.
00:51:53
>> All right, you can get out. I just like
00:51:54
he's so resistant to the whole
00:51:56
interview. The guy keeps trying to
00:51:57
extract an answer. He's like, "Not at
00:51:59
all. No, I don't care. I show up. I read
00:52:01
my lines. What do you want?"
00:52:03
>> Yeah. His thing is, you just do it
00:52:04
natural. See, just do it natural. and he
00:52:07
played this character Bill who was sort
00:52:09
of autistic or something. He got an Emmy
00:52:11
for it and he would do it. We'd be
00:52:13
eating lunch. He goes, "Yeah, I could do
00:52:15
you just do it. Here's Bill." You know,
00:52:17
hey, I'd like some food. You like He was
00:52:23
certifiable. I could see that I was the
00:52:26
number one star in the world. You hear
00:52:29
me? Bang.
00:52:30
>> I like He's already bitter in that. Did
00:52:32
you see that Twilight Zone he was in?
00:52:35
Oh my god, it was fantastic. It's such a
00:52:37
It's a be careful what you wish for.
00:52:39
He's a jockey and he's desperate in this
00:52:42
hotel room and he wants to get bigger.
00:52:45
He wants to not be a short.
00:52:48
>> Yeah. He wants to get bigger and I guess
00:52:50
he gets drunk. He falls asleep and then
00:52:52
he he's so big he can't get out of the
00:52:54
room. I'm too big. I'm too big.
00:52:59
He goes, "Kids will like it." He goes,
00:53:01
"They're not going to like this [ __ ]
00:53:02
shit." I said to him once, "How did you
00:53:05
date all those starlets of the Eva
00:53:07
Gardner, all the knockouts at Mickey
00:53:09
Rooney?" He go, he he goes, "Who was the
00:53:12
best?" And he goes, "You'll never know."
00:53:15
I go, "You'll never know." And I go,
00:53:18
"But how did you get them?" He goes,
00:53:20
"Money makes you handsomemer." He made
00:53:23
up a word. I think money makes you
00:53:25
handsomemer. But he was certifiable. But
00:53:28
I think bitterness would kill him. Live
00:53:30
to 95.
00:53:32
Incredible energy. Just a pistol.
00:53:34
>> Love him.
00:53:35
>> You want to challenge me? This fire plug
00:53:37
will take you apart. He referred to
00:53:40
himself as a fire
00:53:41
>> of my dad. Uh, okay. Let's do one more.
00:53:45
And Danny's got to get out of here.
00:53:47
>> Mhm.
00:53:48
>> Oh, the guy builds a custom submarine to
00:53:50
take his parrot scuba diving.
00:53:53
>> Interesting. These don't end well, these
00:53:56
stories.
00:53:56
>> Now, you know what? Also, the parrot
00:53:59
just probably thinks he's drowning the
00:54:00
whole time.
00:54:02
>> Like,
00:54:02
>> we don't know how they process things.
00:54:04
>> They don't want to be under the water
00:54:06
for your amusement.
00:54:08
>> Oh, I see what he did. Yeah. Can he tell
00:54:11
if it's yapping or did it say anything?
00:54:14
Parent's like, "Is it shark week? I
00:54:16
don't want to be down here."
00:54:18
>> Don't like games.
00:54:20
Supposed to be on land with air.
00:54:23
[ __ ] you. [ __ ] [ __ ] you, submarine.
00:54:27
Call me back up. Joke's over. That's a
00:54:31
nice run.
00:54:33
I hope you're happy. I [ __ ] my pants.
00:54:37
You go to Toledo. Nice hop to
00:54:39
Pittsburgh.
00:54:41
This is a If your agent is a parrot.
00:54:45
>> Hope you get a lot of clicks. It's not
00:54:47
>> Guess you don't like money.
00:54:49
>> Guess you don't like money.
00:54:51
Dana doesn't like money,
00:54:55
>> dude. It's a great hook. Make a noise.
00:54:58
Say what the parrot says, then do
00:54:59
another noise.
00:55:01
>> Yeah, you have to in between so the
00:55:03
audience never forgets that you're doing
00:55:05
a parrot. You have to go. I'm a parrot
00:55:08
now. I can say anything I want. You
00:55:10
know, full school and 20 years ago.
00:55:13
Parrot talking here. What does Piers
00:55:15
Morgan think about this?
00:55:17
Uhoh. Uhoh.
00:55:20
Here he goes.
00:55:23
>> Stick number 48C.
00:55:25
So, you two have made another podcast.
00:55:28
Did you Did you actually think it was
00:55:30
entertaining?
00:55:32
>> That's debatable, but well, I thought
00:55:33
this one was pretty good. I was laughing
00:55:35
a lot.
00:55:35
>> It sort of ambled along, you know, with
00:55:37
jokes and you laughing at your own
00:55:39
jokes. You think the audience finds that
00:55:41
entertaining?
00:55:44
>> I I think Yeah. I mean, yeah. If we're
00:55:46
having fun, I mean, I guess that's good.
00:55:48
>> I guess that's your whole idea. Rather
00:55:50
than to entertain, as long as you have
00:55:52
fun, everyone should be happy. Is that
00:55:53
what you think? Well, I do think that.
00:55:55
So, now I'm rethinking it because you're
00:55:57
making me feel like it's not right.
00:55:58
>> Hey, come on. Leave him alone.
00:56:02
>> I thought I thought it was a good show.
00:56:04
I liked it.
00:56:04
>> Sneaky Obama.
00:56:05
>> It was a good show. Good show. President
00:56:08
Obama, why am I so much taller than you
00:56:10
at this time? I don't know, but God
00:56:13
bless America.
00:56:14
>> All right, that's good. I do like Piers
00:56:17
Morgan now. That's funny. He was really
00:56:19
impressing me on that.
00:56:20
>> Well, I like the rhythm. I'm starting I
00:56:22
starting to come on to it. It's always
00:56:23
him at the end. Is that Is that what you
00:56:25
think?
00:56:26
>> I like it cuz it's really a good
00:56:28
observation. Like, so this is a show in
00:56:30
your mind.
00:56:31
>> Yeah. This is what you want. Is this
00:56:32
your thing? Bus Boys opposite Loren
00:56:35
Michaels. Is that sort of disrespectful?
00:56:38
>> Two two gentlemen falling in the dirt
00:56:40
over and over.
00:56:41
>> Cuz he's got a polite thing, but it's
00:56:43
it's very, you know, pointed. So, he's
00:56:46
good at what he does, you know.
00:56:47
>> Yeah, he is good. I do think it's funny
00:56:48
because he he gets [ __ ] on too
00:56:50
sometimes.
00:56:51
>> Oh, he's funny. I like I like I hope you
00:56:53
had fun with us, Dana. Hope you Thanks
00:56:55
for coming.
00:56:55
>> I thought it was fun. I mean, you
00:56:57
>> God, we did long.
00:57:00
>> Jesus, Christopher. Oh, I guess we got
00:57:03
ourselves a two-parter.
00:57:05
>> Yeah, busted.
00:57:07
>> Don't be mad at my hair.
00:57:09
>> I It looks cool. You're right.
00:57:12
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