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April 13, 2026 / 58:24

This episode covers chess, comedy, upcoming movies, and the influence of AI. Guests include Dana Carvey and David Spade, who share humorous anecdotes and insights.

David Spade discusses a chess game with Dan Bulah, highlighting Bulah's overconfidence despite Spade's unexpected victory. They joke about Bulah's ego and the absurdity of betting on their movie's success.

The conversation shifts to their upcoming projects, including Spade's movie "Bus Boys" and its competition with Lauren Michaels' documentary. They humorously compare the films to iconic battles like Barbie versus Oppenheimer.

Spade shares a funny story about a recent Q&A session with Keanu Reeves and the challenges of sitting on bar stools during press events. The episode also touches on a mysterious incident involving a woman fainting during the Q&A.

Finally, the hosts discuss AI and its implications, referencing a recent AI model that made alarming statements about humanity. They conclude with light-hearted banter about their experiences in the entertainment industry.

TL;DR

David Spade and Dana Carvey share chess stories, movie competition, and humorous anecdotes about AI and press events.

Episode

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Yo, this is from Dan to me. Just kick
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spades ass at chess. He's got quite the
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eagle ego about chess, but he didn't
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know a rook from his ass. I bet sex with
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my wife. And the wife's like this. Huh?
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Huh? And then he has one of our posters.
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I bet fly on the wall be number one in a
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year.
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He puts our poster up there.
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>> Yeah, he bets us.
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>> Oh my god. This is like Barbie versus
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open. Why are you going up against
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>> Lauren? Documentary versus stupid bus.
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>> You just know you just went up against
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Titanic. But Lauren, I don't know who is
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booking this movie.
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>> He's like, quietly make bus boys
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disappear.
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>> Welcome to the greatest show on earth.
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>> What if it was?
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>> I know. What if it was Yeah. secretly
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like talked about centuries from now? It
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is to some people.
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>> Mhm.
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>> Oh, I I do have to say I'm going to Oh,
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wait. It's too late. No, it's not. I'm
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going to Charlotte.
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>> What?
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>> These are the last couple gigs for a
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while. Uh
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>> you say that every week and then you
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>> I know. I really do. It's such a lie. I
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I go to Charlotte, Nashville, and
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Pittsburgh.
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>> I'm going to be in Pittsburgh during the
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um draft.
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>> Is it the draft?
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>> You think you'll get drafted? What do
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you
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>> What if I get drafted? I know. You
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shouldn't even be around there. You
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could be a punter or something. You
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could hold
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>> spade 61
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180.
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>> They all lie.
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>> They all lie. They're a bunch of liars.
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>> Mother efers. Yeah, I've got Maybe I'll
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bring some players down. It come down to
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the show. Have a couple chuckles.
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>> Oh, they love that. They love
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>> Tommy Boy gets them there and then Joe
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Derp brings them across the finish line
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and then Dicky Roberts gets you free
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drinks. I mean, it's it's a spade. I've
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been out in the world with you in
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Indianapolis. Like I said, it was like
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walking around with Mickey Mouse
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>> when I when I was on the road. I did uh
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Stern. I haven't done Stern in a long
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time. And we gave Dana his kudos and
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praises.
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>> That's the thing is I my strategy is to
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never go on podcasts and then have and
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then have people sing my praises off
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because if I'm there, it never happens.
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>> Right. If you're there, you have to talk
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about me. Exactly. So, I'm never there.
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And so, you're like, "What else you want
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to talk about?"
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>> And they're like, "We should have Dana
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on." I go, "I know. He'd love it."
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>> Dana's elusive and mysterious.
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>> You do have elusivity and mysteriosity
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going for you.
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>> I'm a mystery to myself, you know. So, I
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>> You're a conundrum wrapped in a mystery.
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>> Yeah. I'm like a Rubik's cube that you
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solved when you were five.
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You're like a Rubik's Cube where each
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side is dumber than the other one. So
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when they all line up, it's the dumbest
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possible person on earth.
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>> Okay. Okay. It's nice chatting with you
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state champion in chess at age six.
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>> It's like being the Rubik's Cube. No one
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cares. Like
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>> I I told you Dan Bulah from SNL was
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insensed that Heather told him that I
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was a great chess player. Remember that
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we were Sandler.
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>> Why was he mad about that?
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>> Because Sandler brought in a chess
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>> Oh. on the road in Las Vegas and it was
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late after the show
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>> and he goes, "Come on, let's play. We
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should all sharpen our skill." I was
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like, "Oh, how weird." I haven't played
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since maybe sixth grade. So, we played
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and we we both didn't know what was
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going on
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>> and I won by miraculously not even
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remember like this is a bishop. Pawns
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can go two
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>> squares. Anyway,
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>> that was fun. And then I go, "Okay." And
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then Dan Bulah goes, "I play winner." I
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go, "No, no, just play Sandler because I
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don't want to play."
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>> God, Dan got mean.
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>> He goes, "Sit the [ __ ] down." I go, "And
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he goes, Heather was bragging about how
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great you." I go, "No, no, no. She was
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probably just saying sixth grade I used
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to play." Sixth grade. That was 10 years
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ago.
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>> This was me. When was that? This was
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last week or something. When was it?
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>> No, this is a year ago.
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>> A year ago. Hold on a second. Let me get
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in my
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>> Yo, this is from Dan to me. just kick
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spades ass at chess. He's got quite the
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eagle ego about chess, but he didn't
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know a rook from his ass.
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>> Sailor.
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>> Yeah.
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>> Uh I hope you're well. Dan Bulah. Well,
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should we tell people who Dan is in case
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they forgot?
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>> Big big writer. Des
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>> big writer and a great uh
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>> and he goes on the road. A great
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performer and uh also
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>> musician, piano player, writer of songs.
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And he
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I go, "No, no, no." And he was like
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determined and he smoked me. And the
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grossest part he goes, "I knew you
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weren't that good." And I go, "I did not
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say I was that good. Heather did." And
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he goes, "You fell for the old zippity
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trap 49." And I go, he's he'll fall for
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this so fast. And you did. And I'm like,
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I don't know any plays in chess. I just
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I'm not a grandmaster. Well, the idea is
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what you do before you play chess with
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Dan Bulah again is you you watch the
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Hustler with Paul Newman and Tom Cruz.
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And so you know how the first two games
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like I can't what rook and then you put
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five C notes on it and go let's go bro
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and then you kick ass. So you just you
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just blew it. Next time watch that
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movie.
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>> I go I guess I'll be all in on this one.
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>> I love that in every movie where it's
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like
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And then another layer.
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>> I like all the chips.
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>> He's moving the whole I bet the table.
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>> I bet the table table and chips.
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Everything.
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>> And then he gets up on the thing and
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sits. I bet myself.
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>> He throws the car keys at the
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everything. And then he goes, "Just me."
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>> Then he grabs his wife. She's sitting
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there. And I bet my wife.
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>> I bet sex with my wife. And the wife's
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like this. Huh?
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And then he has one of our posters. I
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bet Fly in the Wall be number one in a
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year.
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>> He puts our poster up there.
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>> Yeah, he bets us.
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>> He explains it. Yeah, he bets us.
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>> Yeah, he just bets us.
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>> Anyway, come on, man.
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>> Oh, I saw Marcelo and Sarah Sherman from
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the old SNL.
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>> Love those guys.
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>> I saw them for lunch.
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>> You told me anything?
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>> I haven't told her.
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>> That would be a blast with those those
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two young
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>> No, they were fun. Those two morons, it
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was a lot of fun.
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>> Yeah, they're a kick in the pants.
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>> Lauren, we should plug Lauren as a movie
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coming out even though it's against Bus
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Boy.
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>> Oh, is it the same weekend as the Bus
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Boys?
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>> It is. Oh my god. This is like Barbie
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versus open.
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>> Why are you going up against
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>> documentary versus stupid bus?
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>> You just know you just went up against
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Titanic with Lauren. I don't know who is
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booking this movie. He's like, "Quietly
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make bus boys disappear."
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>> But wait a minute. Let's just for a
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second unpack this. The documentary
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about Lauren, the fabulous producer of
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Sar Life for a half century. You and
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Theo falling down in the dirt doing tip
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jokes.
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>> They're they're different is all I'm
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saying.
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>> By the way, if you've seen the trailer,
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we're not good bus boys. And if you
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could pay attention, a waiter walks
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between us and we dump the bus tub. And
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I'm like, if that doesn't signal to the
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audience that we're not good at bus
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boys, nothing does. So, we have really
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set the table for ourselves.
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>> You should have thrown a dishwasher in
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there, man.
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>> There's a dishwasher in it, but he
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doesn't have any lines.
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>> No, cuz that's the funniest back there
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of the dishwasher when I was a
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dishwasher. The Hobart 3000
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>> in the sequel. This is sort of a
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trilogy. I shouldn't announce this yet.
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>> Oh,
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>> the second one will have me in it. The
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third will have Theo in it. We just milk
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it out. Little something for the kitten.
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>> When I was the holiday and we had a
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dishwasher named Ralph. He was about 60
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kind of. And he would be a nonsequiter
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type guy. You come back and he goes, "I
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like them big. Don't you like them big?"
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>> I go, "Potatoes."
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>> I go, "What?" And he said, one of the
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cottail waitresses said she had she
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didn't like her legs. He goes, "I like
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them big." "Don't you like them big?" I
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got out of there pretty fast. I backed
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up slowly because uh no like weird
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dishwashers, but Bus Boy
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>> leave you alone to be crazy.
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>> I want to do a quick Bus Boy. Here we
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are.
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>> Now, um in the movie Bus Boys, David
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Spade from Tommy Boyd, all these great
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wonderful hits, you have a grown man
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fondle the genitals of another man. Is
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that your idea of humor? Do you actually
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think that's funny?
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>> Well, actually, he just pinches my nuts.
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I don't know if that's fondling, but I
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think
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>> Is that Is that funny to you? Pinching
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nuts. Is that where your comedy's gone
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to?
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>> I think in the situation it was
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unexpected. I don't know if it's
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hilarious, but it was not meant to be
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super offensive.
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>> And why in God's name are you opening up
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against the Lord Michael?
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>> I know. I'm just hearing this. I don't
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know. We should we should look at the
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calendar a year ahead.
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>> All right. This is Pierce Morgan. I'll
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be back later and be more rude and
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honor.
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>> Please do. I do like these hard-hitting
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questions from Pierce.
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>> Uh I think it's I think it's good. And
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speaking speaking of hard-hitting.
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>> Yeah.
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Uh oh.
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>> I just thought, what's the biggest story
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of the week? Guess.
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Not Iran.
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It's not Iran.
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We're already in We already in trouble
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for letting Tim Dylan on the show to
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talk about everything. Uh what is it?
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What's the biggest story?
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>> How we got in trouble. That's so funny.
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Um I love it. Um, Anthropic, which is
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made Claude, which is an AI
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>> AI,
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>> made a new a new one called AI Mythos,
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and it officially announced it will not
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release it due to safety concerns. So,
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>> I did a deep dive on this. They turned
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on Mythos.
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>> Horrible name.
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What came up? First thing, humans are
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the problem was the first thing it said.
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Then they went
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the second thing. Surprising, not a
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joke. Seus boys in theaters only. April
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17th. That was the second thing it said.
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>> Dude, shut it down. It doesn't
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>> Look how far I went to get another.
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>> That was really good. Did it Did it say
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humans are the problems? That's part of
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the joke.
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Well, what would be the worst thing it
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could say?
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>> No, that scared me because it seems real
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because I heard they have shut ones down
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because here's what I don't like. Let's
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say you got GPT and you're some [ __ ]
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buster in the middle of nowhere and you
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want to be cool. So, you film it and you
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ask stuff like,
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>> "Hey, why don't you start World War II?
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Quit [ __ ] around cuz it will do it."
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Like, it's like what was the old movie
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Matthew Brick? War Games. Would you like
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to play a game?
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>> And guess who tested for war games and
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came in second place? Marty Br. I was
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his first choice, but of course Matthew
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Broadick
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got it.
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>> Huge movie came.
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>> Huge movie. I tested
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>> Wow. War Games with sorry
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>> cute girl on your shoulder. And the
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theme of the movie, if if you haven't
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seen it, Matthew Brderick is trying to
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hack into his report card or something
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and change.
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>> Yeah. And then he accidentally finds
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some deep I should have read the script
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before I did the screen.
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>> You never even read it. The Pentagon and
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he's like, "What's this?" And he gets
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into the defob.
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>> Yeah. Nuclear keys. He's going to blow
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up the world. But um Matthew, Matt,
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Maddie,
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>> MB, um Broady um was a great was great
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in that movie.
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>> Well, I love that movie.
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>> Thank you.
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>> It's always It's just like how you like
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it when the computer goes, "Would you
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like to play a game?" And he goes,
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"Sure." He doesn't know it's war games.
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>> I know. So, we could line up 10 science
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fiction movies. They all predict that
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they're going to [ __ ] with us and ruin
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humanity. And yet we go forward for the
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silver dollars. I mean, they asked
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George W. Bush about it,
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>> about anthropic. He was speechless. He
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just said, "What do you think, Mr.
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George W. Bush?"
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>> Guys, why are his eyes bugging out?
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Well, ANTHROPIC.
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>> JESUS.
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JESUS. What is that? He flew out of
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screen.
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>> Well, that's an indication that he won't
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be back.
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>> Yeah, I guess so.
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>> He's on the pile. Here's a quick cut.
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>> Here's a quick one.
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>> Oh my god, I'm so ahead of that call
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cast for everyone trying to be president
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in 2028.
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So, I'm so far ahead.
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>> Is she ahead?
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>> I don't know.
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>> Why do I believe everything you say?
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>> You're the world's greatest strength.
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>> Oh, do Melania. Is that Melania?
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Melania. I just want to say that I
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haven't I don't know. I never even met
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Jeffrey Evstein. Okay. I mean, come on.
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Sorry.
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>> Who is he?
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>> Here, you do the voice and I'll do the
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puppet.
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>> You know, I am not part of this
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situation. Keep my name out of your
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[ __ ] mouth.
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Oh, hi Jeffrey. Oh [ __ ] I fell for it.
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He's right there.
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>> You used to have a Jeffrey puppet. Then
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>> I do have a Jeffrey puppet with
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mustaches. It's in It's in my closet,
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though.
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>> There's 400 puppets at your feet. No one
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sees them.
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>> Oh, I have I have just [ __ ] ton. I just
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I just kind of grab them out of this
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giant thing I swirl around. And I've got
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some here just if I want to go to them.
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>> Do you have an AI stick puppet making
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machine?
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>> Uh, that'll be for next week. Thanks for
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the suggestion.
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>> AI, humans are the problem. That's the
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by line.
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I think I saw Devil Wears Prada and they
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were doing we can take this out but in
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my opinion
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>> if you're associated in those files
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you know the files
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>> I understand
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>> just by sheer whatever
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>> well if someone mentioned you in an
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email
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>> I like David Spades movie then you're in
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the
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>> Oh you would be in the files right
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that's I think Whitney Cummings that's
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how she got in there Yeah.
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>> Um, but Naomi Campbell's in there a lot.
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>> So, I think there's something to that,
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but I don't know. But she's in like
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Devil Wars Prada. I'm like, she does,
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bless her heart, gets a free pass on
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this whole thing. So, who know? Listen,
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no one's really guilty until proven. So,
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I get it. But there's definitely some
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fingerpointing going on,
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>> right? There's a whole giant ecosystem
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of Epstein. And then there's the more
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finite, more particular of horny
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middle-aged to older age men in rooms
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with 16-year-old girls. That's kind of
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what I focus on, but I know a lot of
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people are like, "But he went to a
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party, you know."
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>> Yeah, I know. You're right. You're
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right. You said to get down,
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>> am I right? Again, don't say yes if you
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disagree.
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>> You're You know what? You're right.
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What about going back to Lauren? Do you
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think
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>> if what if they go through that whole
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movie and don't mention your name, will
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you be hurt?
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>> Uh, no. I'm mysterious. I wouldn't be
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hurt. Nothing hurts me and show
00:16:09
business.
00:16:10
>> Wait, what is this interview you did for
00:16:12
the rundown or something? You're showing
00:16:13
SNL sketches. I keep seeing that. What
00:16:15
was that from? When they were hitting
00:16:17
you up at Peacock to do different
00:16:19
>> Yeah. Last fall when I was doing Joe
00:16:21
Biden, who I'm going to do in a second,
00:16:22
Joe Biden on SNL. They said, "We're
00:16:25
doing this thing called the rundown." I
00:16:26
wasn't sure what it was. as I walked
00:16:28
back there on 8H and they'd set up those
00:16:30
and it was kind of like
00:16:32
>> I like they loop you into a documentary.
00:16:34
>> I know. Do your perfect uh you know it
00:16:37
was kind of fun. They had a whole
00:16:38
bulletin board of all the classic
00:16:40
sketches you know
00:16:42
>> um and you are you know whatever and uh
00:16:46
Hollywood minute but anyway so then you
00:16:48
just like picked them and did a thing.
00:16:50
Yeah.
00:16:50
>> Yeah.
00:16:51
>> Don't don't play it down. Here's
00:16:53
something else.
00:16:54
>> Sorry. I have a story for you before we
00:16:57
get to the hard-hitting news.
00:16:58
>> Sorry, it was multi-7
00:17:01
figure views on all the platforms
00:17:04
>> across all platforms.
00:17:06
>> Excuse me. It wasn't my fault. Don't be
00:17:08
mad at me.
00:17:10
Go ahead.
00:17:11
>> Yeah, that did I It did come across my
00:17:13
desk on a few places like Instagram, Tik
00:17:15
Tok. So, I went to New York this
00:17:18
weekend. That's why I look like [ __ ]
00:17:19
pie.
00:17:20
>> You look great. What are you talking
00:17:21
about?
00:17:21
>> Great.
00:17:22
>> Lighting is everything. I was a little
00:17:24
more beat up on this trip neck-wise than
00:17:26
most because it started off, you know,
00:17:29
you get there, I get there at night, the
00:17:32
next morning we have to report to a Q&A
00:17:34
for this outcome movie, this Keanu
00:17:36
movie.
00:17:36
>> Outcome movie. Yeah.
00:17:38
>> Which I'm not in much, but it was fun to
00:17:40
be a part of. So I go
00:17:44
and we have a Q&A. We go in this
00:17:47
glassroom
00:17:49
and we're all there and they go, "Okay,
00:17:50
file in." And it was early. So, you're
00:17:52
getting up at 4:00 a.m. LA time, you
00:17:54
know, to be to get up at 7:00 New York.
00:17:57
Fluff the hair.
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Paint on this face. So, I go and there's
00:18:04
the chairs cuz my neck I already go. Uh
00:18:06
oh, it's an hour.
00:18:08
Chairs aren't bad. I can see through the
00:18:10
glass window. Okay, they're not bad.
00:18:12
They go, okay, Keanu Cameron Diaz, here
00:18:14
you go. Jonah Hill, David, uh, we'll
00:18:19
start a new row in the back. bar stools.
00:18:22
>> No, no, no.
00:18:23
>> How dare you?
00:18:24
>> No, no, no, no. They don't know your
00:18:26
situation if they're putting on a bar
00:18:28
stool.
00:18:29
>> So personnikity. By the way, forget I
00:18:32
hate them. Is there anyone that likes
00:18:35
them? Is anyone cozy on a bar stool?
00:18:38
It's got the 5 in back and I'm like I
00:18:41
stare I go, "Oh my god, I'm gonna do an
00:18:43
hour on this thing." So it's too high up
00:18:45
to put your feet anywhere. I put my foot
00:18:47
on the back of Cameron's chair and one
00:18:50
over here on
00:18:51
>> Jonas. I'm like this for 10 hours.
00:18:53
>> There's no Q's for me or A's because
00:18:57
what are you asking me? I just not a
00:19:00
glorified cameo. So, but I was in it
00:19:03
twice so fine. And then I do that and
00:19:06
then someone
00:19:08
drops their camera. It's a tight room.
00:19:12
drops their camera and I instinctively
00:19:15
from the old essent jumped.
00:19:18
>> No, I go Gilligan
00:19:21
>> because Gilligan's Island Gilligan used
00:19:23
to [ __ ] everything up. So, this is a
00:19:26
reference no one gets.
00:19:27
>> I I
00:19:29
didn't quite get it. Well, I know the
00:19:31
show and I know he yelled Gilligan a
00:19:33
lot.
00:19:34
>> Yeah. Skip would go Gilligan when
00:19:36
anything [ __ ] up.
00:19:37
>> Yeah.
00:19:37
>> So, we used to say that around the set
00:19:39
if somebody [ __ ] up or dropped
00:19:41
>> Gilligan. Okay, Gilligan. Anyway, the
00:19:44
second I say Gilligan,
00:19:47
I think it was a woman, she fell on her
00:19:49
face and everyone's like, "Ah, this is
00:19:53
more serious."
00:19:54
>> Wait a minute. You yell Gilligan and
00:19:56
then she passes out and falls flat,
00:19:58
>> right? Like it was actually more of a
00:19:59
problem than it was like an accident.
00:20:01
>> So now I feel like an [ __ ] But no
00:20:04
one really heard it except within my
00:20:06
little area. But that wasn't the funny
00:20:08
part. Nothing's funny. She fell and then
00:20:12
everyone goes, "Oh my god, is she okay?"
00:20:15
And then they're crowding around and and
00:20:18
I'm like, "Guys, is Keanu all right?
00:20:20
Does Keanu need a water?" And they're
00:20:23
like, "What about her?" I'm like, "Oh,
00:20:24
yeah. Does Well, let's give Keanu a sip
00:20:27
cuz he was a little traumatized." And
00:20:28
then give her the rest. So I We all get
00:20:31
out of the room, you know, it's always
00:20:33
give them some air, right? Air,
00:20:35
>> make room for the ambulance.
00:20:37
>> Yeah. And then we're outside and it was
00:20:41
sort of like I think this is over. It
00:20:44
was 45 minutes already.
00:20:46
>> So she went to the hospital, we split.
00:20:49
Um and then at the premiere I'm like is
00:20:51
everything okay with this woman? Is she
00:20:54
all right?
00:20:56
>> Because you know Keanu if it's if he
00:20:58
knows something's up, he's heading to
00:20:59
the hospital. You know he's a great guy.
00:21:01
>> Well, I think Jonah Hill would too. Not
00:21:03
even
00:21:04
>> I would. I have great guy syndrome.
00:21:07
>> You would? Yeah. I mean it that's why I
00:21:08
say it's show business. It's not the end
00:21:11
of the world. If someone's sick, I think
00:21:13
that takes priority.
00:21:14
>> Yeah. It's a real person. And then we
00:21:17
said, "Oh, is she did she eat? Is it too
00:21:19
hot in here?"
00:21:20
>> Any very common in those situations to
00:21:23
get a little dehydrated,
00:21:26
>> didn't I heard it might have been a
00:21:27
seizure,
00:21:29
>> might have been fainting. We don't know.
00:21:30
Anyway,
00:21:32
>> nothing we can do. We were just like, I
00:21:34
hope it's okay. But no one gave me a
00:21:35
clear answer.
00:21:37
Huh?
00:21:38
>> We'll get we'll give you an update next
00:21:40
week. I'll find out.
00:21:41
>> Yeah, I'd like to know how it turns out.
00:21:43
You can't give us that.
00:21:43
>> I'll let you know how you can help.
00:21:45
>> And that happened. And did you How did
00:21:46
that relate to your neck? So you that
00:21:49
you could feel it coming.
00:21:50
>> Great after that. I was all painful.
00:21:53
Then I go to the premiere and I sat in
00:21:56
some weird spot. I said, "I want to sit
00:21:57
in the back." And then whatever. It just
00:21:59
>> it was okay
00:22:01
>> annoying from then on.
00:22:02
>> But I will tell you, oh, Kean was so
00:22:05
nice. And then of course I had to make
00:22:07
fun of him. They're like, "Kanu gives
00:22:09
everybody a watch on the set." And I
00:22:13
said, "Yeah, they don't tell you. He
00:22:14
takes it back at the end of the day."
00:22:16
And everyone's like, "Ah, burning
00:22:18
Keanu." I go, "My most of my day was
00:22:20
spent consoling crew members." He
00:22:23
screamed at
00:22:26
>> Keanu.
00:22:27
>> He is. He's nice. Whoa.
00:22:29
>> No, I did a movie with him once podcast.
00:22:31
>> He asked about it. Well, let's Keanu,
00:22:33
you're always welcome. Well, okay. He
00:22:36
didn't ask about, let me rephrase that.
00:22:39
>> Don't tease us like that.
00:22:40
>> Well, he said,
00:22:43
>> he said, "What?
00:22:45
>> I someone mentioned it to me."
00:22:48
>> And he goes, "Oh, you do a podcast." And
00:22:50
I go, "Yeah." And he goes,
00:22:52
>> "Why don't I know that?" Cuz he's so
00:22:54
nice. He goes, "Oh, I should know that.
00:22:56
I'm sorry." I go, "You shouldn't know
00:22:58
it. It's fine. There's 10 million." I
00:23:00
go, "I do it with Dana. Remember Dana
00:23:01
Carve?" He goes, "Oh, yeah, of course.
00:23:04
He's so nice.
00:23:06
>> Yeah.
00:23:06
>> Well, is he I I'm sorry. I don't know
00:23:08
this, but is he Bill or Ted?
00:23:11
>> That's a great question. Let's go to the
00:23:13
phones.
00:23:15
>> Heather.
00:23:15
>> Uh Heather. Oh, here she goes.
00:23:20
>> By the way, this info gets us nothing
00:23:21
anyway. Whoever it is,
00:23:24
>> Dad. Heather wins. Ted. Uh, so he was
00:23:29
super lovely, of course, and just like
00:23:33
overwhelmed cuz I go I go, "This thing's
00:23:35
pretty early, K. Is this was this your
00:23:37
call?" And he goes, "No, I've already
00:23:41
been to the Today Show." I go, "Oh my
00:23:44
god, already this morning."
00:23:45
>> Wait a minute. Why does he when he's off
00:23:47
camera, he talks like Clint Eastwood,
00:23:49
apparently? I mean, where
00:23:51
>> he's already been fighting people in the
00:23:52
Matrix in the [ __ ] wick world for 25
00:23:55
years. I don't understand what you just
00:23:57
said to me. I'm Keo Reeves.
00:24:00
>> Yeah. He's like,
00:24:02
Yeah. He go, "No, he just is kind of
00:24:04
softspoken. He's not like a pushy
00:24:08
[ __ ] like that I'm usually attracted
00:24:10
to." He's um he's like, "Yeah." And he
00:24:12
goes, "I did the Today Show." And I go,
00:24:14
"Oh [ __ ] is Savannah Guthrie back
00:24:16
today?" And he goes, "Yeah, I she didn't
00:24:19
interview me." I go, "Well, she [ __ ]
00:24:21
up. Why wouldn't you want to interview
00:24:22
Kiana, the biggest stud in the world?"
00:24:24
But she was in a different room. He said
00:24:27
>> they put her in a different room.
00:24:29
>> I would have talked to her, but they put
00:24:31
her in a different room.
00:24:33
>> Thanks, Keano. Yeah. He goes I go, who
00:24:36
who interviewed you, some rookie? They
00:24:38
shouldn't give you They should give you
00:24:39
the best of the best.
00:24:42
>> I said, "When we interview you, we'll be
00:24:44
nice."
00:24:46
>> I'll only go on that show if Al Roker's
00:24:48
going to interview me. I like that guy,
00:24:50
man. He's very accurate when it comes to
00:24:53
meteorological situations.
00:24:55
>> Yeah. Did you like him fatter or
00:24:56
skinnier? Be honest.
00:24:59
>> I kind of liked him porky.
00:25:01
>> I don't really care. I got I got uh 12
00:25:03
million shares of Ompic. It's done very
00:25:06
well for me.
00:25:07
>> Oh, Keano does. So, he makes money when
00:25:10
everyone's on it.
00:25:10
>> Well, it's it may be my worst impression
00:25:13
based on yours.
00:25:15
>> Yeah, you're doing me. But he is
00:25:16
>> I'm Ke Reeves.
00:25:18
>> Then he left there. This is what people
00:25:20
don't know. So he's pushing outcome
00:25:22
movie for Apple. Apple TV, lovely
00:25:24
people.
00:25:25
>> Actually had fun with them. So of course
00:25:28
today's show, then this our hour Q&A
00:25:31
where most questions are thrown at him.
00:25:33
Of course,
00:25:34
>> then I go I'll see you at the premiere.
00:25:38
Between that and the premiere, Drew
00:25:40
Barrymore, our Heather's favorite.
00:25:42
>> Drew.
00:25:43
>> Drew's in the movie, too. Heather,
00:25:46
>> I know.
00:25:47
>> Okay. So then,
00:25:49
>> so then Drew,
00:25:51
>> then I know that was a good one.
00:25:54
>> Then something else he did, he's he was
00:25:57
all day doing press. Oh, then he did Cob
00:25:59
Bear. Then he came right late to the
00:26:02
premiere. Hey. Whoa. And then a long
00:26:07
press line of like every interview. This
00:26:10
is Bill Squeaky from KB Blop. And he's
00:26:12
like, hey Keanu, tell us about the
00:26:15
movie. And then he does that moves down
00:26:18
one inch. Keano, tell us about the
00:26:20
movie.
00:26:21
>> Oh, it's exhausting.
00:26:22
>> Exhausting.
00:26:23
>> You feel you have to give each person
00:26:25
something fun or at least So what when
00:26:29
does this end? When does he go home?
00:26:31
>> So then he got to the premiere. He's got
00:26:33
the [ __ ] kicked out of him. Anyway,
00:26:36
overall fun time. Oh yeah, I clear
00:26:38
something up. Howard Stern the next
00:26:40
morning. Another early bird call.
00:26:43
>> God, you had quite a trip, man. I know,
00:26:46
dude.
00:26:47
>> Kean and now Howard Stern. See you next
00:26:49
fall.
00:26:49
>> Hey, I'm Howard Stern. Hey, David
00:26:51
Spaser.
00:26:53
>> By the way, did you ever trip someone
00:26:54
when you were a kid and go, "Have a nice
00:26:56
trip. See you next fall."
00:26:59
>> No. Push him down.
00:27:00
>> Did you ever slap a kid in the face
00:27:03
randomly as hard as you can and go,
00:27:05
"Hey, I'm slap happy today."
00:27:08
>> No.
00:27:09
>> No. Okay.
00:27:10
>> Does anyone get beat?
00:27:10
>> I'm just asking. I'm not saying you did
00:27:12
or I did. I'm just saying
00:27:13
>> that's a good one to do for kids.
00:27:15
>> Did anyone ever give you a nooie?
00:27:17
>> Yes.
00:27:17
>> In third grade.
00:27:19
>> Yeah.
00:27:19
>> Yeah.
00:27:20
>> I got I got uh all through high school I
00:27:23
got too many noogies and not enough hand
00:27:25
jobs. Anyway, so
00:27:27
>> a noogie and a wedgie go together.
00:27:29
They're kind of It's kind of a a fun
00:27:32
pack of childhood abuse. All right.
00:27:35
>> Doctor's putting his fingers two down my
00:27:37
throat, one up my butt, shakes hands in
00:27:39
my ribs.
00:27:41
>> It's a dentist line. That's uh Richard
00:27:43
Belzer.
00:27:45
>> Okay.
00:27:46
>> All right. So on Stern.
00:27:49
>> Yeah.
00:27:51
Um the only story was he asked you about
00:27:53
Tiger Woods, right? He goes, "You played
00:27:54
golf at Tiger Woods and Tiger thought
00:27:56
you were good."
00:27:57
>> I said that was really a sort of a
00:28:00
bucket list fun thing to do. Of
00:28:02
>> course. And I jokingly said Tiger was in
00:28:06
pain the whole time because they had a
00:28:08
guy putting those little
00:28:10
massagers on his back like
00:28:12
>> even in between everything.
00:28:13
>> Yeah. between rounds like he and then
00:28:16
and he's got like a candy necklace full
00:28:18
of Viking going you know instead of
00:28:22
candies it's just other things
00:28:24
>> strung together Vikings like this and so
00:28:27
I go but overall he's very nice
00:28:30
>> and I'm my big part of the story was
00:28:33
>> I'm such a little uh investigative
00:28:35
journalist I go because I could tell
00:28:37
he's a little sore from a recent
00:28:39
operation moving a little stiff but
00:28:41
being very nice helping me
00:28:42
>> and he's had several since then.
00:28:44
>> So, at that point, I said, "Do you think
00:28:46
you'll ever golf again?" This is just
00:28:48
off camera bullshitting.
00:28:50
And he was like, "I don't know why I
00:28:52
said it because I'm like, you're sore.
00:28:54
You're getting all like, do you want to
00:28:55
just keep doing it or does it hurt your
00:28:57
neck?"
00:28:57
>> She's smarty pants.
00:28:59
>> Yeah. He goes, "I mean, I hope so. Yeah,
00:29:01
I think so. I I mean, I'll get through
00:29:03
this." And I go, "Great." Crashes that
00:29:04
next morning and like smashed his feet
00:29:07
and everything. I'm like, "Oh,
00:29:09
after this one, will you?" And then it
00:29:12
was like he was immediately better than
00:29:14
me again within seconds. Like I can't
00:29:17
even stand up. Oh, better than Spade. So
00:29:20
he got good again. But then I saw four
00:29:24
articles so far, Heather. David Spade
00:29:27
claims Tiger Wood was on so many Vicodin
00:29:30
right before his crash.
00:29:31
>> Where did that come? It comes out in
00:29:34
these articles because
00:29:36
>> it's out now. Yeah, that's a good thing
00:29:39
to say and twist into that because
00:29:42
>> yeah,
00:29:42
>> he just crashed. He said, you know, they
00:29:47
found two pain pills on him. I guess he
00:29:48
popped the other 28, but they found two
00:29:51
pain pills on him. So, this falls into
00:29:54
that where they can go, oh, before his
00:29:55
last crash, even though I'm joking,
00:29:57
obviously. Spade says he was really, and
00:30:00
it's like, oh boy. Actually, we have a
00:30:03
video from the Masters. Should we show
00:30:04
it, Dana?
00:30:06
if you're locked and loaded. I mean,
00:30:08
>> Greg, if you have that, let's show.
00:30:10
>> You know, the thing about Tiger Woods
00:30:12
and and Lindsay Vaughn, who's a skier,
00:30:15
is
00:30:16
>> that they dated for a while and they're
00:30:18
both unbelievably tenacious, indeicable
00:30:21
about injuries. Like, she wants to come
00:30:23
back now. He'll he'll after this, he
00:30:27
will play again. He'll play in the
00:30:29
Masters. He'll
00:30:29
>> be better than me immediately.
00:30:31
>> Yeah. They just don't know how to quit.
00:30:33
>> This is a live shot from the Masters.
00:30:35
Okay. This is Yeah.
00:30:39
>> There's Tiger.
00:30:40
>> Yeah. Tiger punch.
00:30:41
>> Doing that.
00:30:44
>> Oh my god. He's here. Tiger's here.
00:30:47
>> They say, "Where's Tiger?" I could They
00:30:49
>> I know. We clipped the beginning.
00:30:51
Where's Tiger?
00:30:52
>> Where's Tiger? And then there it comes.
00:30:53
Yeah. Anyway, it's just somebody with
00:30:57
chronic pain trying to get relief from
00:30:59
it. And you know, he'll get he'll get
00:31:01
>> Lindsay Vaughn with a scaffolding on her
00:31:03
legs. I'm like, and then I I heard her
00:31:05
family's miffed that she's talking about
00:31:07
coming back. I would be worried about
00:31:08
her, too. Of course, that's normal.
00:31:10
>> No, when they said we might have to
00:31:12
amputate, she was already just on the
00:31:14
phone signing up. Uh, Switzerland next
00:31:16
summer. Yes, I'll be there.
00:31:17
>> Mogul. Yep.
00:31:24
>> They took a foot.
00:31:25
>> Oh boy.
00:31:27
>> They actually they had a safe cracker
00:31:28
come in just to make the sound effect
00:31:30
with Lindsay's foot.
00:31:36
All fixed.
00:31:37
>> They got the ear to her leg like this.
00:31:40
>> No, but you got to do the sound effects
00:31:42
of some kind.
00:31:46
>> When in doubt, go with a
00:31:48
>> Yeah, just any any
00:31:50
>> that could be anything. Okay, so Howard
00:31:54
Stern was delightful.
00:31:55
>> Anyway, that worked out. I hadn't done
00:31:57
it in a long time. And uh
00:31:59
>> we can get to some uh news. I want to do
00:32:01
a quick Joe Biden because, you know,
00:32:03
people get all they got all riled about
00:32:06
Tim Dylan and everything. So, here's Joe
00:32:08
Biden uh talking about the Iran
00:32:11
conflict, you know.
00:32:14
>> Okay, great. Here's Biden, everybody.
00:32:16
>> Folks,
00:32:19
I'm not getting around here.
00:32:20
>> Very serious.
00:32:22
>> And guess what? And by the way, the fact
00:32:25
of the matter, guess what?
00:32:27
>> I mean, serious. I'm not getting around.
00:32:30
No joke. Come on, folks. Get your facts
00:32:32
straight. I close the straight amuse
00:32:34
faster ever close it. Um, it is closed.
00:32:38
I got Come on, Jack. Get your facts
00:32:40
straight. I mean, say it's going to
00:32:42
open. Open straight home. No one ever
00:32:44
opened it better than I had.
00:32:47
Come on, folks.
00:32:48
>> Who opened sesame?
00:32:51
>> Open sesame.
00:32:53
Who? The guy said that was Yule Briner.
00:32:57
1952 and 48. Corn Pop and everybody
00:33:00
else.
00:33:02
I'm Joe Biden scene.
00:33:05
>> I love it. That was a good one. I like
00:33:08
he starts.
00:33:09
>> I haven't done him in a while.
00:33:10
>> It's a good one, dude. He's mumbling.
00:33:12
>> I like him. I root for him. I can't help
00:33:14
it.
00:33:14
>> I like when it's Iran. He gets serious.
00:33:16
He goes, "Hey, come on." He starts a
00:33:18
little quieter instead of mad.
00:33:20
>> Well, yeah. That is his thing. Get
00:33:21
really, really soft. Yeah, that's
00:33:23
straight or muse. Right. I know close it
00:33:27
faster.
00:33:30
I like anyone. Sir, I have a question.
00:33:33
Zip it, Jack.
00:33:35
>> Get your fat straight, Jack.
00:33:36
>> You're going to fight everyone. He's not
00:33:37
>> Take out behind the woodshed. Beat the
00:33:39
hell out of you.
00:33:41
>> Guys like Donald Trump. I don't know
00:33:42
what to do with him. I just take him
00:33:43
behind the woodshed. I'm like, you
00:33:44
haven't beat up anyone in your life. Are
00:33:46
you What are you talking about?
00:33:49
That was a good one, though. Let's move
00:33:51
the [ __ ]
00:33:52
>> Let's move it on. What do we got?
00:33:53
>> Buzzing around, dude.
00:33:55
>> Oh, buzzing around. Yeah. Okay. You're
00:33:58
on your own on this one. I'm gonna let
00:33:59
you pick your scenario.
00:34:01
>> Okay, we're gonna have
00:34:03
>> pick three impressions.
00:34:05
Okay, I I'll I'll set you up. Hold on.
00:34:07
Ready?
00:34:07
>> Okay, let's see.
00:34:08
>> Okay, hold on.
00:34:09
>> Uh
00:34:10
>> buzzing around here. It's time your
00:34:13
favorite.
00:34:13
>> Let's do this set up.
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00:34:34
Dana is going to do a little bit. He's
00:34:36
got He's gonna try to
00:34:38
>> I'm gonna try. Okay.
00:34:41
>> Try to entertain you.
00:34:42
>> Oh, okay. This begins with Hans.
00:34:47
>> Hans and Fr.
00:34:48
>> Hans and Fron holding a press conference
00:34:51
claiming what they're going to do.
00:34:52
>> I like them.
00:34:54
>> Yeah. Hello everybody.
00:34:56
We
00:34:57
>> I like the setup.
00:35:01
I'm gonna take a sip.
00:35:09
Hello everybody. I'm Hans and I'm France
00:35:13
and we are here to announce that we can
00:35:16
fly around the moon faster than the
00:35:19
auto.
00:35:22
What
00:35:23
are you allergic to my comedy?
00:35:26
>> I'm a Yeah. No, this bit is funny and
00:35:29
I'm ruining it. That's about the funny
00:35:30
part.
00:35:31
>> We are here to announce that we could
00:35:33
fly around the room better than the
00:35:35
Optimus spaceship. It's such a little
00:35:39
spaceship. It flies around and we could
00:35:42
go around the moon and get a lot closer
00:35:44
than Optimus.
00:35:46
>> Guess what? A lot of people go, "Look at
00:35:48
all the craters on the moon. Who do you
00:35:51
think made the craters
00:35:54
on the front with our muscles? We
00:35:56
pummeled the moon.
00:35:59
And we made craters. Don't get me
00:36:01
started about the rings of Saturn.
00:36:04
Another one of our nice pieces of work.
00:36:07
Does anybody have any questions about us
00:36:09
flying out around the moon with just our
00:36:12
muzzles, no spaceuits?
00:36:15
>> Yeah. Oh, do you have a question?
00:36:18
>> No.
00:36:19
>> Okay. Yeah.
00:36:20
You're Senator John Kennedy.
00:36:24
>> You're suggesting
00:36:26
>> that you can fly around the moon without
00:36:31
a space suit or a spaceship just with
00:36:34
your muscles. Is that Is that what
00:36:36
you're saying? Did I get that right? Is
00:36:37
that correct? Did I get it right? You
00:36:40
got it better than right. You're totally
00:36:42
on spot on. But guess what? Who really
00:36:46
supports us more than anyone in our
00:36:48
endeavor? You remember Dean Martin?
00:36:53
>> Not really. Go ahead.
00:36:54
>> Everybody
00:36:57
Hans and Fr. Hans and Fr going around
00:37:00
the moon. Oh, nobody can go faster. Hans
00:37:03
and Fr. Everybody loves the moon
00:37:06
sometime. Get a little Brandy. When the
00:37:10
moon hits your eyes,
00:37:13
>> that's a mor. I didn't think of that.
00:37:16
When the moon
00:37:19
last
00:37:23
Oh, I had a little
00:37:26
went to the bar. Oh, David Spade bus
00:37:28
boys coming out. April 17th. April 17th.
00:37:34
Buzz boys. That's a spade and the old
00:37:38
von falling down of the dirt. Woo.
00:37:41
>> That's the whole movie. By the way, it
00:37:43
sounds like he's been over at the copper
00:37:44
penny by Warner Brothers.
00:37:47
>> Well, do you know that was thing he he
00:37:49
wasn't really an alcoholic, but he just
00:37:51
he pretended to be one, you know?
00:37:53
>> Oh, like Foster Brooks. I thought Foster
00:37:55
Brooks was drunk and they kept inviting
00:37:58
him to roast. And when I was like nine,
00:38:00
I'm like, why do they invite this
00:38:03
[ __ ] drunk guy? Yeah.
00:38:04
>> Every time he's going to be drunk.
00:38:06
>> And you couldn't in those days, you
00:38:09
could. His whole shtick was that he was
00:38:10
just just plastered. Hey,
00:38:14
I want to now I'm doing Dean Martin. But
00:38:16
>> Oh, funny though.
00:38:17
>> Couldn't do it now. No, I loved it. That
00:38:19
was
00:38:19
>> And he hiccuped a lot. He go
00:38:21
>> Yeah. Comedians were an assortment pack.
00:38:24
Everyone had their
00:38:25
>> There's no like fake drunk comedians
00:38:27
anymore. Uh, no. There's people who
00:38:30
drink on their podcasts that we don't do
00:38:34
anymore. Remember the early episodes of
00:38:36
this? We just be shitfaced.
00:38:38
>> Yeah.
00:38:40
>> Now we're boring and sterile.
00:38:41
>> Now we're boring and sterile.
00:38:43
>> All right, let's look at a That was Oh,
00:38:45
wait, wait, I got to Oh, hey, wait. I
00:38:46
got to wrap it up. Okay,
00:38:47
>> got to wrap it up.
00:38:48
>> That was Bluzzing Around starring Dana
00:38:50
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00:39:00
>> Senator John Kennedy and the late great
00:39:03
Dean Martin were our guests.
00:39:05
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00:39:13
>> Let's show some news stories.
00:39:15
>> We never get to enough good news
00:39:17
stories.
00:39:18
>> Okay. By the way,
00:39:19
>> locked and loaded.
00:39:20
>> Oh, this coat and and New York subway
00:39:23
stuff is always funny to me. Yeah, this
00:39:26
guy's just at the subway. Would you wear
00:39:28
this coat? And is this you?
00:39:30
>> Is that a guy?
00:39:34
>> Cockroach.
00:39:35
>> Oh,
00:39:36
they're just grossed out.
00:39:39
>> Why on God's green earth,
00:39:41
>> unless this cost 40 grand, I would wear
00:39:43
it. But why would you wear on the way to
00:39:46
SNL? Why would Dana wear this coat?
00:39:49
>> Yeah. And why was the camera when I when
00:39:52
I put on my [ __ ] coat, as I call it,
00:39:54
it's a short cockat
00:39:56
>> put on my [ __ ] coat. Um, and I just do
00:39:59
it because there's so many cockroaches
00:40:01
in New York and people go, "Hey, you got
00:40:03
some? I got some." And you squeeze in a
00:40:06
couple that are alive and then they
00:40:08
start going at it like gladiators,
00:40:14
>> right?
00:40:15
and they fight for the arm or whatever
00:40:18
the best place is to hang out.
00:40:20
>> Hey man, only in New York. You got some
00:40:22
very
00:40:22
>> only in New York.
00:40:23
>> You got some eccentrics out there. Some
00:40:26
people are naked. Some people wear
00:40:28
cockroach jackets. You know what I mean?
00:40:30
>> Yeah. There's a Subway creatures uh
00:40:32
Instagram and you always see crazy real
00:40:36
people just film someone else on there.
00:40:39
>> Do you ever When's the last time you
00:40:40
took the subway?
00:40:41
>> I know. Oh, I thought you you've never
00:40:43
taken it, but I used to take it at SNL
00:40:45
all the time. And then when I go back, I
00:40:48
did a few times, but the bars are kind
00:40:51
of grossly slippery from not sure what.
00:40:55
And it's a little steamy down there. It
00:40:57
definitely has a distinct smell. Not
00:41:00
horrible, just weird subway smell all
00:41:02
the time.
00:41:03
>> Yeah. And you get in your chair and
00:41:04
you're like, "Okay, I'll be uptown in
00:41:05
five minutes." you know, and then you're
00:41:07
kind of you got newspaper, whatever,
00:41:10
your cell phone, and then you hear a
00:41:11
voice in front of the cab. You're in the
00:41:14
train car.
00:41:15
>> Ladies and gentlemen, could I have your
00:41:18
attention, please? I'm a man in need of
00:41:22
a little bit of help. So, I'm going to
00:41:23
come around to you and just give what
00:41:26
you can. And so, then they're p you're
00:41:28
waiting for them to come. You're trying
00:41:30
to find a buck
00:41:31
>> to get to you and they're like, or they
00:41:33
put on a show
00:41:34
>> cuz you're just sitting in your chair.
00:41:35
you can't leave. You're just like,
00:41:37
"Yeah,
00:41:38
>> that's why I don't."
00:41:39
>> And I don't know why for the one time
00:41:42
that you did that. I was like, "Spate
00:41:45
should be at 8H rehearsing for, you
00:41:48
know, Gap Girls."
00:41:49
>> I was undercover homeless guy.
00:41:51
>> Ladies and gentlemen, I have not been in
00:41:54
a lot of sketches lately. I can
00:41:57
>> I need some stage time.
00:41:59
>> I'm gonna try out some of my new bits.
00:42:01
Yeah. All right. What else you got?
00:42:03
>> Okay. What else we got? I can tell when
00:42:04
you're restless.
00:42:06
>> No, I'm just
00:42:08
leading us.
00:42:09
>> Oh, there's more. This is just something
00:42:13
to revisit later, but somehow another
00:42:16
mysterious NASA death, the ninth
00:42:18
scientist linked to these programs is
00:42:21
dead. It's so odd when people start
00:42:24
dropping like flies
00:42:26
>> that are associated with something and
00:42:27
you go,
00:42:28
>> "This is not normal. This is not
00:42:30
normal." I remember when it was up to
00:42:32
five and I'm like that's too many that
00:42:35
just know something. Then one guy
00:42:36
disappeared. Remember he walked
00:42:37
somewhere and they couldn't find him.
00:42:39
They never found him. And it's all
00:42:41
weird. We're going to come back to the
00:42:42
story. I'm just dogearing it as odd.
00:42:46
>> Well, let's play detective for like
00:42:48
>> Okay, go ahead.
00:42:49
>> One 30 seconds. And I'm just putting
00:42:51
this out there rhetorically.
00:42:53
>> Why and who would want to have these
00:42:57
NASA scientists not exist? Would it be
00:43:01
I'm not going to say Satan because
00:43:03
that's that other character.
00:43:04
>> A good line. That was a good wind up for
00:43:05
it though.
00:43:05
>> Could it be Satan or could it be AI?
00:43:12
>> They might know too much about something
00:43:14
and they got to get rid of them. Yeah. I
00:43:16
mean,
00:43:17
>> nine
00:43:18
>> in the same field that know a lot of the
00:43:20
same information, whatever it is,
00:43:22
>> UFOs, AI. There's a guy today that was
00:43:26
testifying against Bill Gates.
00:43:28
mysteriously died again. These things
00:43:30
happen and you go probably just happens.
00:43:34
But,
00:43:35
>> you know, I'll just throw this out there
00:43:36
and I know it's not what people think,
00:43:38
but I think, you know, everyone's
00:43:39
focused on Mars and getting out of our
00:43:41
solar system.
00:43:43
>> Everyone,
00:43:43
>> I'm going to go on record saying I
00:43:46
believe
00:43:48
there's an underground civilization
00:43:50
inside the moon.
00:43:52
>> I like this idea.
00:43:54
>> Yeah, I knew you would. You love this.
00:43:56
But they could be inside the moon.
00:44:00
>> We should do Shark Tank and people pitch
00:44:02
us conspiracy theories because and we go
00:44:05
maybe. I think there's a lot they always
00:44:08
show stuff coming in out of the moon
00:44:09
like shooting out if you get they push
00:44:11
in close. You just never know if it's
00:44:13
real. But I do like this crazy idea. And
00:44:16
also the ocean I believe.
00:44:19
>> Well, I got excited.
00:44:21
>> We have a video here that they said the
00:44:23
government put out about UFOs. Let's see
00:44:25
if they Oh, maybe we'll get to it
00:44:27
because that one they said it's one of
00:44:29
the ones they just put out and then no
00:44:31
one even really pays attention anymore.
00:44:33
>> Well, the this spaceship Artemis went on
00:44:36
the dark side of the moon and no one's
00:44:37
ever seen it before. And they said
00:44:40
Houston Artemis one and they said they
00:44:43
were seeing really weird symmetrical
00:44:46
areas.
00:44:47
>> Oh, they did say that.
00:44:48
>> Yes. And then and then they cut them
00:44:50
off. Yeah.
00:44:51
>> I would not go for all the tea in China.
00:44:54
Okay. This is an Area 51, but this says,
00:44:57
now these are all [ __ ] but this
00:44:59
says, this is one the government
00:45:02
released
00:45:03
>> footage of a UFO landing at Area 51 and
00:45:06
then jumping back up into space or
00:45:08
wherever it was at an extremely fast
00:45:10
speed.
00:45:11
>> Now, the strange thing is they just
00:45:13
released this, put it up on the news,
00:45:16
and was like basically like ju just
00:45:18
check this out. And people might say
00:45:20
that that's fake, but it's not because
00:45:22
the government has already been doing
00:45:24
this. They did this like way back in
00:45:25
2021 where they just started showing
00:45:28
footage of UFOs flying in the sky and
00:45:30
they're like, "Yeah, guys freak out.
00:45:32
These things are out there."
00:45:34
>> And you got to get prepared and get
00:45:35
ready for once they start showing up
00:45:36
more. So now they want you to know that
00:45:39
this stuff is out there.
00:45:40
>> All right, you can get out. But
00:45:41
>> well, why? I mean, so Anderson Cooper
00:45:44
sees this and goes, "Nah, let's not do
00:45:46
anything about that." I mean, I don't
00:45:47
know because does anyone believe
00:45:50
anything anymore? But when they start
00:45:53
releasing stuff,
00:45:54
>> Well, was that real that it was
00:45:55
released? Then I'm I'm all in, man.
00:45:57
Because it looked very
00:45:58
>> right. And if it is, what does it mean?
00:46:00
If it isn't, obviously, it just goes
00:46:01
away. But I think people at this point
00:46:04
just shrug their shoulders and go, I
00:46:06
think they're here. As long as they
00:46:07
don't attack us, I don't really care. I
00:46:09
mean, they're always pilots saying they
00:46:12
saw someone. Someone famous just said
00:46:13
they saw Oh, Casey Musgrave said there
00:46:16
was one following her plane.
00:46:19
So, I I don't know. I mean,
00:46:21
>> well, that was Baldface. You just see it
00:46:23
come down and then it shoots up. Unless
00:46:26
it was some humanoid thing. Was it uh
00:46:29
going faster or doing things that are
00:46:32
impossible for a
00:46:33
>> It looked like it. Yeah.
00:46:36
>> Like me,
00:46:37
I always doing things that are
00:46:39
impossible.
00:46:40
>> Yeah. When Keano called me after that
00:46:42
press John goes Spade was sitting up in
00:46:43
the chair doing things faster and
00:46:45
weirder than even thought possible.
00:46:47
>> He sat in a bar stool for almost 45
00:46:50
minutes.
00:46:51
It's never been
00:46:52
>> and didn't order a drink. You know why
00:46:54
they have bar stools?
00:46:55
>> It's a bar stool.
00:46:56
>> Well, because they wanted they didn't
00:46:58
want to get double wide chairs like
00:46:59
that. They wanted to get bar stools so
00:47:01
they could fit more right up the bar and
00:47:03
make more money. And they said, "Well,
00:47:05
what about people with bad necks or bad
00:47:07
backs? They're just sitting up on this
00:47:08
bar stool." They go, "Don't worry. You
00:47:10
get two grasshoppers in them, they don't
00:47:12
feel dead."
00:47:13
>> That's true. [ __ ] them and feed them
00:47:15
fish. That's what they said. Who cares?
00:47:16
>> You're great, Wall-E. We're going to be
00:47:18
rich.
00:47:19
>> What's that from?
00:47:20
>> I don't know. This is kind of a G's
00:47:22
cousin.
00:47:23
>> Yeah, I thought it was a way.
00:47:26
>> Okay, next one.
00:47:27
>> I'm going to do this face the rest of
00:47:28
the podcast.
00:47:29
>> I like your G face.
00:47:32
>> That'll hurt your jaw. Be careful. Be
00:47:35
careful.
00:47:36
Okay. This would you do this now when
00:47:39
you see these tribes and they're doing
00:47:41
these things.
00:47:41
>> Oh, yeah. Okay. It's a bungee, right?
00:47:44
>> Oh, it is a bun. Yeah. Okay.
00:47:45
>> Yeah.
00:47:47
>> Big [ __ ] wind up with this.
00:47:50
>> What is it? We don't know. It's dirt
00:47:52
jumping.
00:47:55
>> No, thank you. What is the plan?
00:47:59
>> This guy had some uh oyasa before he got
00:48:02
up there.
00:48:04
Is this live from Coachella?
00:48:06
>> He's higher than the uh platform.
00:48:10
>> What are they chanting?
00:48:12
>> I don't know if he's supposed to land in
00:48:13
the dirt
00:48:14
>> because jump and land and you're like,
00:48:17
whoa.
00:48:17
>> No, he's not. It's going to stop his
00:48:20
fall. The bungee there. It catches him.
00:48:23
Yeah.
00:48:24
>> Right before the dirt.
00:48:26
>> Oh, he stood up. That was
00:48:29
>> what?
00:48:29
>> I did not see that. the if the hill was
00:48:32
not slanted like that, he would have got
00:48:34
smashed.
00:48:36
>> He looks like he's doing okay.
00:48:38
>> Um I looked up it took 37 years to build
00:48:43
that structure cuz they don't have
00:48:45
modern tools.
00:48:46
>> No.
00:48:48
>> Yeah.
00:48:48
>> No, but they make [ __ ] work. They got
00:48:50
>> You know what is truly kind of fun? Have
00:48:52
you ever done Have you ever had a really
00:48:54
cool lake
00:48:56
>> and a really nice rope swing
00:48:59
>> that wasn't too scary, but it was kind
00:49:01
of scary and you'd go up and go in the
00:49:02
water?
00:49:03
>> Remember that?
00:49:04
>> Upper arm.
00:49:05
>> Don't tear up on me.
00:49:07
>> I'm also thinking a lot of those people
00:49:09
in the village were boycotting that,
00:49:11
saying, "Why are we spending so many
00:49:13
sticks on the bungee plank when we could
00:49:17
be making more huts and like a little
00:49:19
mall?" No, that mean that means that
00:49:21
they they built their whole town and all
00:49:24
their huts and everything and then they
00:49:25
had leftover wood and said, "What do you
00:49:27
want to do?" Bungee.
00:49:28
>> That's what you think.
00:49:29
>> And everyone's like, "Why are we doing a
00:49:31
bungee platform when not all of us love
00:49:34
it? It's not our thing."
00:49:37
>> I don't know. I
00:49:39
>> I'll go to the tribe. We'll get to the
00:49:40
bottom of this. All right. Let's do two
00:49:42
more.
00:49:43
>> Two more. Here we go, ladies and
00:49:44
gentlemen.
00:49:46
>> We never get to these. There's so many
00:49:47
that are funny. Well, they're evergreen
00:49:50
though, which is great. Pretty much
00:49:53
my buddy for you. Yeah. Okay. So, people
00:49:56
don't know, I did a sitcom with Mickey
00:49:57
Rooney in 1980.
00:49:59
>> Spent a lot of time with him. Brilliant
00:50:01
actor. Really funny. Kind of kind of
00:50:03
crazy.
00:50:03
>> This guy interviews Mickey Rooney about
00:50:05
his Twilight Zone episode.
00:50:07
>> Okay.
00:50:07
>> And Mickey is typical Mickey. Watch
00:50:10
>> for the first time.
00:50:11
>> I don't care.
00:50:11
>> Yeah. So, you're the creep.
00:50:13
>> What today's audience doesn't
00:50:14
understand, and maybe we could put this
00:50:16
in context. You're playing a jockey. But
00:50:18
they don't understand that for many
00:50:20
years, anytime anybody said anything
00:50:22
about a short, you were the butt of
00:50:23
jokes.
00:50:24
>> Oh, I I'm tired of that chump.
00:50:27
>> Had you met Rod ever, sir?
00:50:29
>> Yeah. The worst interview.
00:50:30
>> Do you remember where orction?
00:50:32
>> I don't remember anything about it.
00:50:35
>> Wish I could help you.
00:50:35
>> What was going on with you while you
00:50:37
were making this?
00:50:37
>> I don't remember. It's too long ago.
00:50:41
>> That's very Mickey. How do you feel
00:50:43
looking you know looking at his
00:50:44
performance comp you know what do you
00:50:46
>> I mean it's just a performance I don't
00:50:48
know what what to say about it
00:50:50
>> as in what kind of preparation would you
00:50:52
have
00:50:52
>> nothing just did it
00:50:54
>> that's very Mickey there's no
00:50:56
preparation for things like this you
00:50:57
just
00:50:58
>> watch these would you have played them
00:50:59
differently
00:51:00
>> no you play them for what they were at
00:51:02
the at the moment that you're doing
00:51:04
>> I love it
00:51:05
>> did you have any more direct contact
00:51:07
with Rod like on the comedian that
00:51:09
>> No
00:51:10
you remember reading the scissy Somebody
00:51:12
said they script the words was
00:51:15
>> they were natural. This is
00:51:17
>> totally him.
00:51:18
>> Yeah. You didn't ask.
00:51:18
>> Well, no. I told you about it. I said
00:51:20
that it was all going to be miniature
00:51:21
around me.
00:51:22
>> But I was looking for you to explain to
00:51:24
the younger audience because they don't
00:51:25
understand.
00:51:25
>> The younger audience doesn't want to
00:51:27
see.
00:51:27
>> That's what that's who's watching this.
00:51:28
>> No, it isn't. They're they're watching
00:51:31
sex.
00:51:31
>> The kids are watching this. This is what
00:51:34
this my kid is 19. He would have been
00:51:36
with me, but he's back at Berkeley. This
00:51:38
is what kids are watching. That's why I
00:51:40
want to set up the context of
00:51:42
>> Well, I I hope that the youngsters are
00:51:45
watching this because it's very
00:51:47
>> interesting filmicatically.
00:51:50
>> I have no complaints.
00:51:52
>> They should take courses.
00:51:53
>> All right, you can get out. I just like
00:51:54
he's so resistant to the whole
00:51:56
interview. The guy keeps trying to
00:51:57
extract an answer. He's like, "Not at
00:51:59
all. No, I don't care. I show up. I read
00:52:01
my lines. What do you want?"
00:52:03
>> Yeah. His thing is, you just do it
00:52:04
natural. See, just do it natural. and he
00:52:07
played this character Bill who was sort
00:52:09
of autistic or something. He got an Emmy
00:52:11
for it and he would do it. We'd be
00:52:13
eating lunch. He goes, "Yeah, I could do
00:52:15
you just do it. Here's Bill." You know,
00:52:17
hey, I'd like some food. You like He was
00:52:23
certifiable. I could see that I was the
00:52:26
number one star in the world. You hear
00:52:29
me? Bang.
00:52:30
>> I like He's already bitter in that. Did
00:52:32
you see that Twilight Zone he was in?
00:52:35
Oh my god, it was fantastic. It's such a
00:52:37
It's a be careful what you wish for.
00:52:39
He's a jockey and he's desperate in this
00:52:42
hotel room and he wants to get bigger.
00:52:45
He wants to not be a short.
00:52:48
>> Yeah. He wants to get bigger and I guess
00:52:50
he gets drunk. He falls asleep and then
00:52:52
he he's so big he can't get out of the
00:52:54
room. I'm too big. I'm too big.
00:52:59
He goes, "Kids will like it." He goes,
00:53:01
"They're not going to like this [ __ ]
00:53:02
shit." I said to him once, "How did you
00:53:05
date all those starlets of the Eva
00:53:07
Gardner, all the knockouts at Mickey
00:53:09
Rooney?" He go, he he goes, "Who was the
00:53:12
best?" And he goes, "You'll never know."
00:53:15
I go, "You'll never know." And I go,
00:53:18
"But how did you get them?" He goes,
00:53:20
"Money makes you handsomemer." He made
00:53:23
up a word. I think money makes you
00:53:25
handsomemer. But he was certifiable. But
00:53:28
I think bitterness would kill him. Live
00:53:30
to 95.
00:53:32
Incredible energy. Just a pistol.
00:53:34
>> Love him.
00:53:35
>> You want to challenge me? This fire plug
00:53:37
will take you apart. He referred to
00:53:40
himself as a fire
00:53:41
>> of my dad. Uh, okay. Let's do one more.
00:53:45
And Danny's got to get out of here.
00:53:47
>> Mhm.
00:53:48
>> Oh, the guy builds a custom submarine to
00:53:50
take his parrot scuba diving.
00:53:53
>> Interesting. These don't end well, these
00:53:56
stories.
00:53:56
>> Now, you know what? Also, the parrot
00:53:59
just probably thinks he's drowning the
00:54:00
whole time.
00:54:02
>> Like,
00:54:02
>> we don't know how they process things.
00:54:04
>> They don't want to be under the water
00:54:06
for your amusement.
00:54:08
>> Oh, I see what he did. Yeah. Can he tell
00:54:11
if it's yapping or did it say anything?
00:54:14
Parent's like, "Is it shark week? I
00:54:16
don't want to be down here."
00:54:18
>> Don't like games.
00:54:20
Supposed to be on land with air.
00:54:23
[ __ ] you. [ __ ] [ __ ] you, submarine.
00:54:27
Call me back up. Joke's over. That's a
00:54:31
nice run.
00:54:33
I hope you're happy. I [ __ ] my pants.
00:54:37
You go to Toledo. Nice hop to
00:54:39
Pittsburgh.
00:54:41
This is a If your agent is a parrot.
00:54:45
>> Hope you get a lot of clicks. It's not
00:54:47
>> Guess you don't like money.
00:54:49
>> Guess you don't like money.
00:54:51
Dana doesn't like money,
00:54:55
>> dude. It's a great hook. Make a noise.
00:54:58
Say what the parrot says, then do
00:54:59
another noise.
00:55:01
>> Yeah, you have to in between so the
00:55:03
audience never forgets that you're doing
00:55:05
a parrot. You have to go. I'm a parrot
00:55:08
now. I can say anything I want. You
00:55:10
know, full school and 20 years ago.
00:55:13
Parrot talking here. What does Piers
00:55:15
Morgan think about this?
00:55:17
Uhoh. Uhoh.
00:55:20
Here he goes.
00:55:23
>> Stick number 48C.
00:55:25
So, you two have made another podcast.
00:55:28
Did you Did you actually think it was
00:55:30
entertaining?
00:55:32
>> That's debatable, but well, I thought
00:55:33
this one was pretty good. I was laughing
00:55:35
a lot.
00:55:35
>> It sort of ambled along, you know, with
00:55:37
jokes and you laughing at your own
00:55:39
jokes. You think the audience finds that
00:55:41
entertaining?
00:55:44
>> I I think Yeah. I mean, yeah. If we're
00:55:46
having fun, I mean, I guess that's good.
00:55:48
>> I guess that's your whole idea. Rather
00:55:50
than to entertain, as long as you have
00:55:52
fun, everyone should be happy. Is that
00:55:53
what you think? Well, I do think that.
00:55:55
So, now I'm rethinking it because you're
00:55:57
making me feel like it's not right.
00:55:58
>> Hey, come on. Leave him alone.
00:56:02
>> I thought I thought it was a good show.
00:56:04
I liked it.
00:56:04
>> Sneaky Obama.
00:56:05
>> It was a good show. Good show. President
00:56:08
Obama, why am I so much taller than you
00:56:10
at this time? I don't know, but God
00:56:13
bless America.
00:56:14
>> All right, that's good. I do like Piers
00:56:17
Morgan now. That's funny. He was really
00:56:19
impressing me on that.
00:56:20
>> Well, I like the rhythm. I'm starting I
00:56:22
starting to come on to it. It's always
00:56:23
him at the end. Is that Is that what you
00:56:25
think?
00:56:26
>> I like it cuz it's really a good
00:56:28
observation. Like, so this is a show in
00:56:30
your mind.
00:56:31
>> Yeah. This is what you want. Is this
00:56:32
your thing? Bus Boys opposite Loren
00:56:35
Michaels. Is that sort of disrespectful?
00:56:38
>> Two two gentlemen falling in the dirt
00:56:40
over and over.
00:56:41
>> Cuz he's got a polite thing, but it's
00:56:43
it's very, you know, pointed. So, he's
00:56:46
good at what he does, you know.
00:56:47
>> Yeah, he is good. I do think it's funny
00:56:48
because he he gets [ __ ] on too
00:56:50
sometimes.
00:56:51
>> Oh, he's funny. I like I like I hope you
00:56:53
had fun with us, Dana. Hope you Thanks
00:56:55
for coming.
00:56:55
>> I thought it was fun. I mean, you
00:56:57
>> God, we did long.
00:57:00
>> Jesus, Christopher. Oh, I guess we got
00:57:03
ourselves a two-parter.
00:57:05
>> Yeah, busted.
00:57:07
>> Don't be mad at my hair.
00:57:09
>> I It looks cool. You're right.
00:57:12
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Episode Highlights

  • Chess Showdown
    A funny exchange about a chess match where one player didn't know the rules.
    “He didn't know a rook from his ass.”
    @ 00m 08s
    April 13, 2026
  • Movie Competition
    A light-hearted discussion about competing movies, comparing it to Barbie versus Titanic.
    “You just know you just went up against Titanic.”
    @ 06m 58s
    April 13, 2026
  • AI Concerns
    A discussion about AI and its implications, highlighting a chilling statement from a new AI.
    “AI, humans are the problem. That's the byline.”
    @ 14m 34s
    April 13, 2026
  • A Chaotic Moment on Set
    During filming, a woman fell and caused a stir, leading to humorous reactions.
    “Does Keanu need a water?”
    @ 20m 20s
    April 13, 2026
  • Celebrity Interview Humor
    A light-hearted exchange about how to treat celebrities during interviews.
    “I said, 'When we interview you, we'll be nice.'”
    @ 24m 44s
    April 13, 2026
  • Reflections on Joe Biden
    A candid discussion about Joe Biden's demeanor and approach.
    “I like him. I root for him. I can't help it.”
    @ 33m 14s
    April 13, 2026
  • The Comedy of Drunkenness
    Reflecting on the era of comedians like Foster Brooks who pretended to be drunk.
    “His whole shtick was that he was just plastered.”
    @ 38m 09s
    April 13, 2026
  • Mysterious NASA Deaths
    Discussing the odd pattern of NASA scientists mysteriously dying.
    “This is not normal. This is not normal.”
    @ 42m 28s
    April 13, 2026
  • Mickey Rooney's Unique Perspective
    Mickey Rooney shares his thoughts on acting and the industry in a candid interview.
    “You just do it natural.”
    @ 52m 04s
    April 13, 2026
  • Entertaining Debate
    The hosts discuss whether their podcast is entertaining, concluding that having fun is key.
    “I guess that’s your whole idea.”
    @ 55m 50s
    April 13, 2026
  • Show Format Insight
    A guest appreciates the show's format, calling it a 'good observation.'
    “I like it cuz it’s really a good observation.”
    @ 56m 28s
    April 13, 2026
  • Podcast Reflection
    A guest shares their thoughts on the podcast, saying, 'I thought it was fun.'
    “I thought it was fun.”
    @ 56m 57s
    April 13, 2026

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  • Chess Banter00:08
  • Movie Rivalry06:58
  • Falling Incident19:47
  • Interview Playfulness24:44
  • Biden Admiration33:14
  • Drunken Comedians38:09
  • Subway Stories40:40
  • Parrot Submarine53:50

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