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Dana I'm G to put on lipstick to start no it's uh it's chapstick it's not lipstick right and hold it up it's
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chapstick no it is lipstick sorry it doesn't matter yeah okay look Kylie Jenner lip kit I'll do your word when we read ads listen listen it's okay
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whatever uh do I say listen L yeah sickening do I really no but that you I my thing is more David do you understand oh gross that's why I don't
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listen to I can't hear it I can't hear myself no we're we're working hard we're dancing for our Donuts man oh we were G
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to tell everyone our first Big Gig together Fantasy Springs and Palm Springs right yes Fantasy Springs and
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Palm Springs near the uh spring Fresh Restaurant uh the exit is called Springtown I wash my pits with Irish Spring then we go right on stage and we
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have to check lpms and know Heather's going to check our laughs per minute just to see how we do because it's a
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it's really going to be a wing ding but I don't know if you're legally allowed to bring your guitar out and kill that hard I might have to I don't know I'm
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not doing as much standup as you I'm terrified of following a guy you're like a marine you are fit and people
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understand that we need reps as standups reps now maybe I have the ability to just come out with a few notes and RI but David is in really good sh
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no I did a corporate this weekend I did uh in Vegas the Builder convention it was actually pretty fun I didn't know
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how big it was it was 8 in the morning Dana let me tell you something I've heard about 8 A.M and I've read about it
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but I haven't read good things my corporate breakfasts like I think we talked about off the air always go
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pretty well go ahead it was more nerve-wracking because I woke up and then the room circus didn't give me my
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breakfast it was a very nice hotel I'm not really blaming them gets chaotic they go oh Mr Spade we'll do anything you want what's your breakfast oh make your eggs fluffy never came they never
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picked up again so I'm going there like eating a filthy happy what do you what what what's at the bouet do they have a table of water I don't go to the bouet Dana I go don't you have little snacks
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backstage waiting for you oh in my green room at the thing yeah yeah there's a croissant okay sort of on a warmer with ham and stuff that you probably didn't
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eat when you did the same gig about four years ago they said uh I try to eat ahead of time and then I've never I
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didn't I've never seen my writer they come at me sometimes really nervous and say Mr car Mr Carvey I'm so
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sorry we only have three towels I said three towels it's in your Rider that you need
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three towels and and it's in all caps yeah and sometimes I play with them can you find a fourth could you chase down a fourth it says in the writer Mr Carvey
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drenches profusely in sweat well they're all incredibly sweet people by the way when you meet there and they really want to do a good job but it's like we about to go on would
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you like your coca colola on the stool or on the floor next to the stool you know yeah I know they they literally
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like because it's so easy it's not a band they like yeah we've got your water yeah and your microphone M and I'm like right like so are you good I'm like
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there's a speech before you it's like okay we're going to move the podium the podium is gonna move out we're gonna
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move your car your guitar down Center this guy is gonna do a quick five minutes about all the employees that have passed away since the history of this company and then you're up and I'm
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like hey man I've really had that would you like to go out with the mic holding or go I've had one a place that was so
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freaking big yeah the stage was so huge we're talking 10,000 they introduced me smattering by the time I get to the mic it's dead silence what's up why are you
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MGM Grand these are fun though it's fun tickets are going fast they always say that oh yeah to Fantasy Springs it'll be fun to see us then we might do a Q&A at the end just oh we'll definitely do
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stand up and then we'll come out together and do Q&A get some q's and A's out of the way there's really to hot
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takes hot takes I didn't even get to the part about Diddy's lawyer quitting Diddy's lawyer quit Dan I don't
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know if you've been keeping up with this did he did Diddy's lawyer take a shower
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get get all fluffed and folded and then call someone to quit or did he quit and then take a shower just to get the why
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did he do a a press release I don't know did he do a press conference I just think it's odd that he's quitting because he also handled Osama bin Laden so he's had some rough personalities
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let's say there was Hitler it's supposedly Hitler's great-grandson he represented uh till of the Hun uh was a
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was a great great great great grandfather he represented he some some Rascals he
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represented represented Epstein P Diddy the unibomber uh Ted Bundy he represented him this guy's a be uh that whis the Son of Sam to kill
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people he handled the dog for a while any I wish him all the best we have a due process in America so why do I feel like Sarah Sherman will not be able to figure out how to do this she's running
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late which is so funny she goes I I'm five away I'm on the train I'm like you're on the train to Rockefeller
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Center and you think you're five away Sarah is a fashion plate and really is a creative dresser which I love she comes in in Circus outfits every day when I was out there in the fall and made me
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laugh every time stripy pants big clown shoes so she can't just throw on some what is she doing that boo routine on the train and everyone's like she's
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juggling where is she she not taking a train to a podcast Studio hopefully God Greg can you hit her yeah she goes I'm gonna do it from work now I go well no [ __ ] she's in every sketch you mean
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Rockefeller Center on the floor I'm going to work where Rockefeller Center at the 17th floor that's cool okay we covered Puff Daddy
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we covered oh you had something planned that I step all over you no I just wanted to give a story that his lawyer
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quit and I was like it must be either he heard something that was a little too rough and just said oh I got to tap out because why does a lawyer quit you
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already know he's a he's a rascal when you get in there I I don't know what going on but I was there was a video on
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Daily Mail of the lawyer offloading hundreds and hundreds of bottles of baby oil into the back of his Lincoln Town Car is he gonna sell them on Amazon hold
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I just told her to jump on of course you can't follow that at all we have to keep all this this is how
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hard it is to have a guest she's like can you move it earlier for me so I said of course and then she goes I'll be late
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I didn't we move it earlier but honestly I don't care I don't care at all I don't care at all I
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don't even bring it up I don't say anything I know well well she's she's a friend of the podcast because this
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friend of the show friend of the that's Lauren Lauren used to be a yodler in Bavaria when he was going to
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college he goes show Cola remember when we did Reco was that Rob Schneider sketch reca were you in that no did you do a recola sketch it
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was some kind of comedy thing we had big horn Rea I can't remember funny look the
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angle of it I think you were in that one funny look is half the well we we talked
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about Fantasy Springs you can that shows in March we can talk about I was going to ask her no I have stuff for her I have stuff to ask her some
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hard-hitting questions well let's do a few headlines and then we'll jump in oh is Greg even available to do this
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because he's dealing with Sarah doesn't know what clown suit I will tell you this new James Bond thing who will Amazon cast as James Bond
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for our so the trick is James Bond they keep you know the every they've got this great thing where everyone wonders who
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will be James Bond and then it's like 10 years in between everyone just wonders wonders every guy that's got a little
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heat on him is he the new James Bond so it helps the brand I guess Amazon finally just bought him out totally and
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said enough but my worry I love Amazon my I will be on Amazon this year Amazon is great the uh James Bond world it's like when Disney bought
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Star Wars now there's 80 different Star Wars so now it's like baby Yoda James Bond there will be a prequel there'll be a young James Bond there'll be young James Bond there it is right there boom
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right there done and I could play it I don't have to I could play it it's like they did with they they
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went after George Lucas who invented Star Wars and they dangled four billion and next thing you know there's like 29
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of them so now Amazon probably bought this for a couple billion so I think it's a billion even but you know what you give me a billion you can have Joe Dirt the high school years you can have
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yeah Dicky Robert present day you want they could have church young church lady the church girl they can have they could have church man
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after what happened Church man Church woman becomes a man good night yeah um ah where is she but anyway James Bond forget her also in the same vain forget
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her has made me sad rip Jean Hackman they guys a stud and uh oddly passed away in an odd fashion yeah and um but I will say just focusing
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on the fact that one of my all-time favorites I don't know if that's shocking or not but he always had a lightness to his performance even drama
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he'd laugh a little bit he'd always be juggling peanuts and laughing I started with the Poseidon Venture with that guy
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and then oh yeah rote it all the way out there's got to be a morning after oh no
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we've got breaking news breaking news I love the dressing rooms of the young [Music]
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cast it's I you know my big theory is that I'm afraid there's like a chemical in here that I'm inhaling and it's like G to kill me for sure well when you walked into that this is your office on
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8 or your dressing room at 8h this is my dressing room yeah it's on all that you
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and it was just PL yes okay yes but you all do that you all do that you you young people did you guys not nothing in there nothing on my
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wall were you just like always worried you were gonna get fired so like why I don't think it was dedicated to us seemed like other people used it or
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something but James Austin Johnson's is incredible Heidi Heidi I stayed in Heidi
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for the 50th it was it was more than Sarah's shockingly I know mine's like claustrophobic well I got a [ __ ] small ass [ __ ] room you know ID's got
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a big one actually you know Sarah she's she's sort of tiny and we'll put her in the tiny room microscopic you know Lauren never said to me David um I'd like you to Z up your dressing room it's
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depressing oh well you could hge up your little area you've got like nothing on the walls there Jesus we have nothing
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look at Dana's house it's Stark there's like a killing going on I know I'm not a consumer the economy would go to hell in
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a basket if everyone was me I stole this from a shoot $5 sto if I don't wear these you're all blurry um Jesus I want to ask some serious questions Sarah I do too you
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know we missed you I know well a lot of people got that flu and it lingered yeah
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and then by the way everyone got Co Is that real or is that for PR effect no they got it all right Rudolph get the poof flu oh was it the
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poop one I don't know no it's fatigue and coughing and achy and so oh wait I flew back with Maya look at me strong on your private jets
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bade no we were Southwest through Houston yeah no I jumped on with Andy Samberg and Kristen W it was so fun dude
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this picture just laughing the whole time it's so fun arm why do you have skateboards behind you because I'm
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[ __ ] cool and [ __ ] well someone point out you're looking at Bruce Lee's nipple
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the entire time that's right why Focus I gotta lower that look it says Spade on the side though is that supposedly a picture of you because we don't see Bruce Lee's head no I got that as a gift
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from somebody you know and I said out and I put up because everybody except Sarah wait whoa Spade got a crazy new
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haircut kind of oh you see my mullet look at this [ __ ] that's cool the movieovie it's for the movie and then we had to we I had to wear the wig over so
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I to get this rid of the sides and then the back I had to pin up because it's getting too long you like that back Sarah dirt 3000 dirt
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3000 Sarah I have a legit question what and I have a question want because I'm I'm having a sense memory kind of a buzz
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right now cuz this is my Matt Gates and this is my hunter Biden and I got a dress on and you guys are kicking ass I legit feel like I beefed that Matt
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Gates bad no no it was a HR why would you think that I was sitting there thinking she's being funny and yeah all you have to is look at the camera like this I know but then I was like and then
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I I I looked at the camera and then when I open my mouth it like falls apart no you you've been working on your
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Bloomberg I think I saw that on the 50th you like how they built in the like you
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know because it's like John Malena comes up to me and he's like hey Michael Bloomberg and I'm like hi I'm Jewish and
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then it had built into the script his line after to be like yeah nice impression because he like already knew it was gonna be [ __ ] they gave you in a BAL cap you and
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Kate McKinnon I walked behind her thinking it was you so I was going to like give her a kidney Punch or something and I grabbed her and I go oh
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and she has a bald cap on looks just like you I go you're not Sarah are you she's like it's Kate I go oh my God you
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guys look exactly the same by the way watch this Sarah is it true you have Lauren's text and I know that you abuse
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it you're like in rehearsal going Lauren do you know if McDonald's delivers FR for real I was legit thinking about
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texting him today say what I want I I want someone to post really badly oh and you're gonna push for it should I just like him and be like yo like who's the
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host this week because we come out oh it's Shane right Shane Shane Shane which Shane Gillis oh the Shane Gillis wake up
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Dana wake up yes I know you're in your decorist monk cell yeah Boomer I know you guys like to things I
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mean if you ever been in Spade's closet he's like 9,000 Rox cashmere Lamborghini
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no it's like jacket man no I have maybe 9,000 jackets and I don't even wear them a lot that's so okay it's okay bud hey Sarah did you see
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Keith Richards that day at the 50th I never saw him I I never saw him my dad called me at like 9 in the morning the next day and I was so hung hung over those was blind and I don't even drink
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but I was like I just met Paul McCartney I'm gonna get blacked out so my dad was
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like did you did you meet Keith like for my dad's birthday me and my brother got him this giant like 4 foot by 4 foot
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like Keith Richard's photo that's like hanging in his living room wow my dad loves Keith Richards and
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like he was like did you meet him and I'm like no I don't know where he went he was in the audience but do you just you didn't see
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him after no because I I had such a juicy spot next to Bill Murray and then Bill Murray didn't come into the
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audience for his cutaway and I was like oh I wanted to [ __ ] with him the whole God dang three and a half hours
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can I tell you guys what did to Paul McCartney please okay I saw Jud talk Jud appow talking at
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the after party I literally grabbed him by the Scruff of his back and I was like
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Jud to Paul McCartney now and so and so thank you Jud I owe you my life he was like Paul McCartney or Sherman and I was like hi Paul McCartney I know you can't
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tell cuz my hair was in the this like crazy hair for party or whatever I was like Paul I know you can't tell from my
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hairdo right now but I usually have a mullet like from your wings era and I was actually listening to Temporary secretary in the shower today [ __ ] BL
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when I wrote that you know I thought of a secretary you know typing away and I you know sat down for a plun and I came out with it secretary and then they said hold on call it temporary nice to meet
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you Freeman sh spur imagine all the people with temporar secretaris imagine why is he doing John of wisdom let it be
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La that was aw so you are a super fan and you were born after the year 2000 yeah you're like thank you for
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saying years old older than that now how about this so here I go after the uh Radio City concert thing and I'm supposed to meet Chris for dinner and he goes now we're going to
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the mark Hotel I go I thought we're going downtown he goes no just come here we got a seat for it so I go in
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naturally Paul McCartney's there so it makes me even more sick can't get away from the guy can't get away from the guy
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gu's too around too much so it's along my side is me and then Rock and then Larry David and Paul right so now there's like 12 people so I can't really see him so now it's the sickening
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cranking my head he doesn't I'm a plus one obviously so he's being very sweet but it's hard to see him killing my neck and then every time he starts telling a story honestly about yesterday or
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literally everything you wanted to hear from him the waiter was overh helping us there's like a team of seven and so SK
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dropped huh new sketch just dropped oh here's a sketch because literally he goes and the best thing about yesterday was and the guy's like coconut shrimp and he puts his arm in and I go yes
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thank you that's for them and I look back and he goes and that's the whole story and with Let It Be and he's like who had potato skins and I'm like guy we
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don't need to top off the waters for a few seconds literally it was like an assembly line of arms to block stories
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and I'm like guy guy I just want to hear this guy say literally anything I'm a contest winner and nope nope couldn't
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shut up couldn't stop they're all like this starting Gates that guy's water's down a quarter
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in your karma points were low God was [ __ ] with you hard did hear some bits and pieces and I couldn't have been it was the funnest time of the whole thing of the whole
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weekend um Dana I wish you were there but also I feel like you got the most fun experience of the 50th because watching it at home no just like the 50th just coming
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and like hanging out with us like it's like at the 50th you didn't get to like actually talk to
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anyone uh the everywhere but nowhere effect of a big party is like that you know and but was it this is your first how did you feel Lauren was
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processing it because he looked almost solemn on the good nights and I was just thinking randomly like he's the one that has this emotional thing going on
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because it is almost like this is your life he's seen people from the 70s and it and the gush of emotion I I what was
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the vibe at the good nights it was just I the good nights I was like I didn't want to even go on St like I didn't know
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we had to go on stage and I felt overwhelmed I was like I like saw Ben Stiller and I like almost passed out I
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was like I like couldn't I thought I my eyes started welling up with tears talking to him and I was like I look
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insane I look like a crackhead yeah but like I saw Lauren after and he looked so
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stoked I think he like oh yeah I think the show was great and like he I can't really remember what he said to me right after but it was something like you get it now right like you get why
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the show is awesome and I was like oh good I think he was fighting back tears I think in a way by just being kind of
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holding like a whole history of your life and everyone's there it's almost like a birthday party and then everyone
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says you're oh it's going to be 50th no one says anything about after the 50th so it's like now what when we went back
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to work on Monday it was like we were all like we're still here it it was odd yeah it was just like a finale or something and we were all like hello everyone I think it's like I think it's
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composure like him at the end because it's like you know if he was up there being
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like what's good suck it like that would have been weird you know or him just just like it's more like tears coming down his you know what I mean and hugging everybody or you know because
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it's like he there was a long time ago it was going to be he's gonna the 50th and retire and then it was announced he's going to continue on so I think he's probably we did that and now we we
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go back shaning you know we moved um um um the table read from the big scary stage to 17 oh you went back upstairs and I totally get it now it's amazing
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it's like sleepover Vibes oh it's crazy in there yeah they got a one window cracked open getting hot so I always by
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the way the stage Sarah at the good nights Dana was like a crowded Subway like once you got on there you couldn't
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get off cuz everyone smashed Sarah and SP I just see one hand coming up going Sarah help help I was drowning no someone picked me up I do not like to get picked up I'll tell that right now
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and it cracked my no adult human man should be T don't pick me up and and I'm I'm not gonna say names but you have to be a little more famous if you're going to pick me up at the good nights at the
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15th you cannot if it's Paul give me a ladder I'll get on your shoulders that's fine wait can you telepathically
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communicate I will tell you right after this and I didn't like it so I walked off the stage and who' I run into Kim K
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doesn't even go on stage I go go take my spot she's like I feel weird going up there I'm like listen I felt weird going up there it was like every like it was like the [ __ ] Mount Rushmore of
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Comedy yeah I said Sarah's up there I mean I guess they're letting everybody go up there so just go I I was I
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couldn't be so in the back I was in a different building I like that the oldies are gone
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I mean like me coming in with Jim Gaff again no I'm not even joking like I legit I I no I liked when you were there I want you to come back again like that
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was really fun I thought I did uh not just for this podcast especially fond they I can be sentimental of all of you uh every single cast member had such a
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sweet uh sincere all of all of you every single one of you and uh every time I saw you
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come down the hallway I was happy because you were in some other different kind of clothes you didn't know you were
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like I didn't know you actually dressed like that I was like yeah but you don't refer to it you're not wearing it you're
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just showing up very casually and you've got pink striped pants on clown shoes and some and yet you're just talking
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like okay yeah what about when you dress like a normal person the sketches I'm like who is this person that's like the
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most fun part of the job oh is like it's just like because that is Halloween by the way we have a hot uh question for you where was Sydney Sweeney your best friend from Hooters because Hooters
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closed so we thought of you oh someone should sh someone give me her number and I text her or something what happened oh look at you guys
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that was awesome oh look I love being the fugliest [ __ ] in the picture Jesus I don't know take picture next to Sydney Sweeney my God I don't know swey
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Jew next to the woman who's famous for being Gorgeous I'll see I behind her at a at a Rangers hockey game you saw her did were you yapping with her I was like
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hi and I was with my brother did someone tell you to pose like that because it was kind of perfect
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we we were just like in the in the mind body and spirit of Hooters wait just wait what happened at the game you
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introduced everybody to her I like she I walked into the sport room or whatever and she was
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like Hey Sarah am I I was with my brother and my dad and my brother was like oh my [ __ ]
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god like like some orc by the way hockey is amazing you don't know anything you have a hockey
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haircut you don't know about hockey I know I didn't know well cuz I saw they were like beating the [ __ ] out of each
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other and I was like you someone gonna do something something oh that's like the whole game the whole game she's like
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why do someone pick up the puck and throw it it it go faster were you at the game when it was
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Canada and they started beating the [ __ ] out of each other immediately first time
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eight fights in no three fights in nine seconds America versus Canada right listen if if any hockey players are listening right now I'm not single but call me interesting so what is it about
00:27:37
a man on Ice yeah what is it that get you because they're just dudes and they all get get in fights they like I just
00:27:45
can't believe they really hit each other in the face for real it's like you don't even really do that in like boxing do
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you no it's it's pretty violent and a fist fight on skates is also entertaining yeah you're on like your shoes are knives and you're punching each other your shoes
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are knives that's true there's no kicking allowed what oh let's talk more quickly before we dump you what about your um the sketch we did together was
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fun that was fun we did New York musical it was called and Colin joany wrote it and Spade did the same thing when he was getting Lo drowning in a SE of people he go Sarah help where are you
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and then you could see him crawl his way to the front of a group at the end in that last right they told me they go why
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are you not at the singing at the end I go oh I don't know what I'm supposed to do I'm just sitting in the audience at that point they go no get back up there
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and grab a flag and I I just hear him in the back going Sarah help help drag you no I stood next to you and I go they go stand right there and Sarah will tell you what to do I go she
00:28:51
doesn't know anything it's so crazy how little that Dana that's like I why I liked when you would come because it's like I I think there's this like being my fourth year it's like
00:29:04
there's some misconception that I would be like I would know how to do the job or whatever so it's nice having you
00:29:09
there it's like no this guy knows how to do it Dana knows what he's doing I don't know about that but it is fourth year is
00:29:15
a pivotal year I think in terms of confidence you know kind of takes a while to get used to it but you seem very composed and funny out there and I
00:29:26
think I think you're popping she's Pop I had a i this is dorky but I got this like Aura ring that like because I'm a hypochondriac and it like tells you like I was interested in that
00:29:39
yeah yeah it don't do it because it turns you into a basket case but because we moved for the listeners at home who don't know we moved the table read to a smaller more intimate room and it really
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[ __ ] scared the [ __ ] out I got really nervous because like table read is the scariest part for me because I feel like
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you're like auditioning in front of all of your like nering asell you are all these things are true you are they're
00:30:02
all judging they are we used to be in this big room where you're really far from people so if you bombed you can
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just like slowly sink into your chair and then like disappear but like this room was really small and so like all of
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your mistakes feel like inescapable or something and I was so terrified that when I I checked my like ordering app and it said that I was like it basically asked me if I was running an 8 hour
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marathon because I was like full was like 120 sitting in a chair for like seven hours straight there's people behind you just up your ass like we were stacked they're right behind you in
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chairs and then you're at the table like this oh I can't move it's and like I I don't know like I feel my my instinct is to just like jump up and flail around but that's not the vibe of that no don't
00:30:49
don't do that it's it's kind of a death n to get up near the piano and sing a song the only thing you get you get the
00:30:55
pressure but it's a comedy compression room is so tight and the ceiling is so low compared to 8h where the show is
00:31:03
that you get the laughs are big but I really liked it because like stuff like you know a Ashley Padilla who's like
00:31:11
it's her first season like you know we've worked together less like I used to be really really far from her at
00:31:18
table read and it's like maybe I got to get my eyes checked but I'm like I can't see or hear anything and then yesterday
00:31:25
I got to like see her like up close do like a lot of of really small subtle like facial expressions and stuff that
00:31:31
were really really really making me laugh that I think and I'm like I like it it's just so much better like you get to actually like experience people's like little like micro choices and stuff
00:31:45
did you get your attitude checked hey by the way do you have a um do you have a seating chart in read through you know
00:31:52
it's like it's Lauren calling me I don't that's where I was no I was yeah wait where's the host he's on the other side of Lauren and so I can like I have like
00:32:03
periphery vision of Lauren like while I'm doing my bit do you ever watch him glaze over during his sketch he's like you're like Lauren he he laughs more at 17 I think
00:32:18
oh oh definitely yeah it's Shane Shane's funny are they calling you out to rehearsal no but I have to turn the TV off because you can see like look at this [ __ ]
00:32:29
outfit are you a drag racer look what can we look forward to on the show yeah what's going on the
00:32:38
show to on the show without giving anything away because well I really hope my stuff doesn't get cut because I
00:32:43
really like hearing a million things every second and and you act like you're not which that's new though Spade that's
00:32:49
new that's new I used to have a lot of free time on Saturday when I first went out there you were having a rough couple of weeks and You' stop me in the hallway and go yeah guys I got cut you know
00:33:02
whatever and then I saw the evolution where Sarah Sherman oh she's leaving by the way I was gonna say you and Marcelo both go
00:33:14
here's my number and text me and then you go you both say by the way I don't really answer and I don't do I'm like um
00:33:22
this is this is your pitch to text you believe me I'm vibrant fun and interesting so if I text you it's
00:33:29
exciting for you I I literally pick up the phone if anything I pick up the phone oh
00:33:35
you mean if I call I don't think I ever call you though that's a big step I would just pick it up that's too heavy portal I can't I can't be I can't be on
00:33:47
the phone all right go Marcel really doesn't answer I every time I have to I have to
00:33:54
call him and be like hello excuse me I'm speaking to you Dana when I saw you and I was having a rough time in the first couple of weeks of the show it's this thing like I
00:34:05
wanted to respond to that because I think we can have something interesting to talk about SP go ahead the it's like
00:34:11
you know you have like for me like my summers are like I'm on tour and I'm like doing my own stuff and the Readjustment period working again here
00:34:22
can be really intense like of course I don't know like you know what whatever and and like Dana I like was like crawling on my I was like crawling on like like a single strand to Dana being
00:34:37
like help me what do I do God there's just no answers because it's so it's such a pressure cooker and every week they go okay you just finished the show Shane Gillis what do you got you're like
00:34:48
what do I got I just got off the 50th but you at least you had a week off but what about when they're back to back to
00:34:54
back and new host AR under Grande what do you got you're like I mean starting from scratch I don't
00:34:59
know like and it's so much pressure like you know oh like Shane's a comedian like [ __ ] I don't want him to think I'm not [ __ ] funny or like then it's
00:35:11
Lady Gaga next week and it's like I don't want Lady Gaga I think I'm a [ __ ] loser besides the fact that the job is
00:35:21
hard it's it's it's really like trying to catch the wind or something there is just wanting to relax be centered don't get stuck on the card let the audience
00:35:32
know you're feeling their Vibe there's a lot of metrics that go into it and then sometimes it just happens and all of a
00:35:39
sudden you know you're on air and it's really working and you kind of float away you don't you don't feel the kind
00:35:46
of metrics of turn toward that person here's my card for this line so the show's impossible and it's emotionally violent and it's ridiculous but that's why it's so [ __ ] compelling I can as
00:35:58
an outsider if the show's bombing and I'm watching a show truly not do well I'm just as entertained it's more
00:36:05
fun Roo for but see this is real there's no laugh track this is this sketch did not work and we get to experience that no place that like it that's why I'm like [ __ ] there's so much of the so
00:36:19
much of Comedy right now is like on the phone and I'm like y y don't know what it's like to F really put yourself out there and fail
00:36:33
in a big way you're meaning like a Tik Tok is shot edited tweaked filtered totally there's no failure yeah yeah there's like you can bomb on the internet but you don't feel that in like
00:36:46
your marrow the same way you do not even close just because you get less views no not the same also you're supp nothing like at all sweetheart it's
00:36:59
nothing like it but you're Dana you're like the Zen Buddha like I can't do that thing of
00:37:05
like going off card like I can't even switch from card to card in the middle of a line without getting like vertigo
00:37:11
and feeling like the horizon line has gone well I was FL with the church lady that came in late and I was not I had not done that character in a while with guests and you're she's a traffic cop
00:37:24
you're bringing guests in and out and then they're switching your single shot back and forth that's why Lauren had
00:37:30
said between dress and a uh you're on the you're on the cards you look like you're on the cards I go because I am on
00:37:36
the cards I am reading them I'm reading yeah but America's on to that trick they're like yes we we know it's not
00:37:42
memorized even in my New York one I'm standing there [ __ ] around so much in rehearsal I forget to go by the way when
00:37:48
we really do this which card am I on what am I doing and malan's like uh you were you were effing around doing
00:37:54
rehearsal sneaking off sneak P Pete was texting and I'm like because you know that uh military uh first ad or stage manager from the Marin he's like yeah
00:38:08
hey hey guys and at the end I go are there three Dumber cast members than us three right now he's like no you guys
00:38:14
don't listen you and he explains how to get off they're goingon to push this in Nathan Lane runs out you got it I'm like
00:38:19
yep and then we all do it wrong and he goes guys you're not doing it and I'm like I know it's not sinking in and and
00:38:26
I go Pete's got his phone and we didn't have phones and I said that must drive everyone extra crazy you
00:38:32
know what sucks I don't bring my phone to the floor because I want to like focus and be present but then I don't
00:38:37
have any pictures or my entire experience on Saturday I and I when I joined the show I saw Jimmy F Fallon in the hallway and he was like you have to keep a journal and I'm like I'm not
00:38:49
[ __ ] doing that and I'm like wish I did don't remember a thing didn't take a rehearsals are the most fun Journal is a great idea but I would never have the presence of mine to do I would think
00:39:00
that will jinx it journaling it'll Jinx The Show by the way just have a quick announcement before we get rid of Sarah
00:39:07
um stop threatening to get rid she's got a show to do how many things are you in yeah Sarah I me a couple things but like you know how it goes sometimes you're like legit in like
00:39:20
seven things boy like there was a show a couple weeks ago where I was like all my sketches were cut and then my part was cut out of
00:39:34
oh sketches yeah and so like at the end of the day you're in one thing and I'm like I was like coming in like I
00:39:40
thinking I'm the hot [ __ ] with like eight things why don't you do an update where you just talk about
00:39:48
legins I was legit in the show this week and I was legit worried about it and he's like I don't even know what legit means anymore just go up to Shane and go g golly Mr Gillis I I I sure am a fan of
00:40:02
what you do out there you got so many funny voices I can't even keep track of them I'm Sarah
00:40:08
Sherman hey Mr killis um can I please have some more jokes please Oliver the street Ur of SNL going up to ryers going please Mr Sher can I
00:40:24
have some more lines please there's your you put this in next week yeah put that
00:40:29
in just everything please Mr Sketch man write me a sketch and then someone comes
00:40:35
out dressed as a sketch yeah someone comes out dressed as Santa Claus or you come on dressed as a sketch on update
00:40:42
just have a big thing and you oh I have a really I don't want to say it on the podcast because I really want to do it this one we can edit it out here's a here's a
00:40:54
note to Greg the producer I think you guys have to edit out when the full Tate McCrae performance was happening on the mirror I didn't even see it I know just blur it or something oh I see it we're
00:41:07
looking at you dingdong we can cut it out your viewers at home Eagle ey oh look at this quarter inch most with no sound our demographic is 72 that's yeah
00:41:21
and my mom shout out to my mom she watch oh what's her first name Robin you have a lovely daughter you have a lovely daughter imagine your daughter had a normal haircut imagine no it's a
00:41:34
good haircut so quickly before Sarah before Sarah stays longer you can I don't care if you overstay you're welcome she's liveed in the show so my tour they go you have to
00:41:48
have a name for your dumb next standup tour like Sarah you probably a name for yours do you yeah live and In the Flesh
00:41:54
of course so uh I thought it was Sarah squirm come catch some germs but anyway so mine was I don't have one I can't think of anything Dopey enough still don't and and they go we're
00:42:06
extending you one week and then we got to put it out there so it was the day I got home from SNL and and so they go
00:42:12
what is it I can't think and I go I got a feel for this I got a feel for it because that was people really huh it was really funny because people were
00:42:23
like oh I like when you're in the audience and you go I got a feel for it and then I go just say that oh you're taking the line from the SN making the
00:42:31
Tyler's vetal that's going to is like the most spay thing ever that was a good idea to throw me in the audience because it was such a long sketch to like could I'm like this one's more about the
00:42:42
singing it's all good what was the line you said in the 15th again when they cut to you you let you left the sketch
00:42:48
obenson took a seat and yeah and they said where Spade like first of all like they call me my real name spade and then he go he
00:42:59
goes he went in the audience he went back to the audience and then you just said what oh I said yeah I got a feel for it but you kind of went like that
00:43:06
with your hand yeah I go I got a that took me by surprise dismissive yeah you're good at that I could I'm like I don't know how to be subtle much to everyone's
00:43:17
chrin it's like Spade's so good at that I don't know your Matt Gates had some subtlety whenever you were nonverbal
00:43:24
yeah when your eyes popped out of your head but it's not it's like cheating because I had my eyebrows like taped
00:43:31
triangularly like this I thought lat I didn't have time I wanted to say how long have you been dressed as a Kling on because you really look like with the forehead you know the
00:43:43
lady should it was cling on it was on you got to go through life and all right Sarah we're gonna let you go back to your rehearsal because you've been very sweet to hang out with all for the past
00:43:53
30 minutes he's like we're gonna I said we'll steal you for 30 minutes because you're the most fun person and then we get back to us and the ratings plummet when you're gone it's very sweet the
00:44:05
relationship you two have David Sarah this we could get Sarah and Sarah Sherman was there we we were laughing
00:44:12
Sarah Sherman and I yeah I said Sarah was fun because I kind of you didn't even party dude we like
00:44:20
legit like I don't drink and then I got like so black out what did you drink for a non-drinker what did you drink
00:44:28
like legit anything anyone gave me go to a bar and be like what do you want I'm like whatever you're having was blind for three days who was your squad that you were talking to I talked to you
00:44:39
when I was leaving and you were waiting by the door but you looked nice you had your hair all pixie up I know I did look
00:44:47
nice I want I didn't expect you to agree but okay go ahead who were you sitting at were you at the cool table or no it
00:44:53
was complicated Sarah it was three stories what they're like go to the fifth floor if you want to go to get some crab cakes
00:45:00
I'm like I kept going higher and higher going where's the fun part they're like higher I was like God dang there were
00:45:07
like five floors like at the plaza old bars at the pla like it was just like in it was nuts I just saw everybody all week though if they didn't have three nights of stuff to do at the 40th that
00:45:20
was the party to go to because we only had that night and so everyone's like we're going to milk it all out but this
00:45:26
one we had a fun first night a fun second night then rehearsal was fun all day and so I had to get up and fly and I
00:45:33
was like I got I I got a feel oh you you did get feel for it he left as soon as I
00:45:38
walked in I was walking in he was like oh perfect that's my C to leave I feel bad when I hear how fun it was I feel
00:45:44
bad that I missed it no Dana I I'm telling you you got the more fun thing because of the weekly hangout the weekly hangout yeah I really really experienced
00:45:58
the show with the new cast and people absolutely and I love being there with Gaffigan and Adam Samberg and my Rudolph
00:46:07
The Fab Four but I what I'm saying to you both now is that the only way for me to make up with missing the 50th is to be there on the 60th
00:46:21
whoa with a tuck and a thing and a squeeze yeah all go the knife if could come in at 83 and or two and kick ass Golden Slumbers F the night I mean that
00:46:35
made me cry that was sweet oh I was by you we were all about to Pile in for the good nights and uh he went into that and
00:46:43
once it was I was like oh snap he's bringing it and he did the guitar solo in the middle this is side two Abby Ro for you neop fites and he did this trading guitar solos and then in the end
00:46:56
long you give is equal to the love you take that's not even close you know when he came on when I was there and he did the Chris Farley Show and he goes and Chris goes do you
00:47:10
remember when you said the love you take is equal to love you make and he goes yes Chris and he
00:47:17
goes is that true goes was so funny I mean I guess I would like to think what did I say to you when he was on stage I was like where's Ringo yeah you said something D peace and love
00:47:29
peace and love me Brothers Love Peace I did text Lauren uh after the fifth then I texted him I think on Tuesday and just wanted to see his sense of the show what he was doing and then
00:47:42
he texted back and I he said because everyone's so obsessed with Blake Lively balini he's going to appeal um his deposition is going to be thrown out I go well what about this Shane Gillis
00:47:54
show in the 50th and everything I think Lively is going to do a brief Discovery phase um and she'll they may do an ADR which is sort of a way to settle the
00:48:05
dispute but what about the Shane Gillis show in the 50th the expok evidence is going to be presented but I think be innocent there's a rumor Ryan took two
00:48:16
gift bags when he left he like because he just is like that's what I really respect about him he's just like it it like he takes like every day
00:48:29
as it happens like it's like he doesn't think too much far forward because the show is so immediate so he's like really
00:48:35
like present you know what I mean and like I maybe this is spilling too much tea but like at that like dinner I can't tell whatever there was
00:48:47
that like cocktail dinner thing and like the some exec was giving a speech about
00:48:53
how like they were offering to throw Lauren this like Giant party just for him and he was like it was like the
00:48:59
Friday before show and he was like no we got a show to do I'm not doing a party and I was like respect this guy just cares about the the show he's like wants to get to work and do the show oh yeah I
00:49:11
mean that I I'm sure part of him let's get past the 50th and he wants to get back and he loves it and I I said to him
00:49:19
you're like an AI you've downloaded it you've downloaded the the the show so his blink Instinct about sketches and
00:49:27
it's a bit light a bit dare you know he lets he gives a loose rope to people to want to do what they want to do but he's always dropping these little Danny Danny did a similar sketch but it's like that
00:49:40
thing of you know so but yeah it because Lauren is such a close like he keeps some of his emotions close to his vest you kind of want to give him a hug or something or just grab him or or tell
00:49:52
him something very sentimental you know I hug him like a koala bear all the time I lock in
00:49:58
no you what about that speech Tina gave at that toast where she's like Lauren I'm going to give you a 50-year review
00:50:04
of your performance here yeah she's like you've missed five years out of 45 that's not horrible uh you've had 19,000
00:50:15
tarties she gave a great speech D imagine giving a like funny speech in front of like in an intimate room in
00:50:21
front of Like Larry David and Jerry Seinfeld like God chy Chevy hackled of course go to my rewrite table now by the way say what I do have to go to my rewrite table now oh don't act like you
00:50:34
have to go anywhere oh good now we're okay yeah I have to let you guys go oh my God all right thanks for coming on
00:50:41
man it was very [Music] interesting okay here we go this better be a good one let's see what it oh this is the fog I'm worried about oh have you
00:50:59
heard about the fog I've only seen the horror film about it I like it's I like it those are parasites and
00:51:06
bacteria is that true this is biological warfare this is nurburg nerenberg stuff
00:51:13
right parasites and this is Myrtle Beach South Carolina and it's February 2025 and this is being sprayed on us in the dark of night
00:51:27
right here go to the source tested by an independent lab out of Naples Florida and it's full of parasites and
00:51:34
bacteria and um this could very well be while all the TB cases are coming open and um uh I that's I would go inside and call the police yeah I mean they're
00:51:47
saying they catch it in rainwater you can turn that off but they say they do these reports on some of the stuff and they keep finding stuff in this fog and the rain I'm telling you if it's like the
00:51:58
Chemtrails all these things I read about if there's any truth to them people are
00:52:03
going to flip out I'm not even joking like not even like Hey we're mad it's like we're going to murk somebody if
00:52:09
those Chemtrails are real which I keep seeing stuff which makes me I kind of believe in him there I said it I kind of
00:52:14
believe him crazy person I believe also the Earth is square I'm not even a flat earther I'm like a new one octagon I actually know someone who does not not
00:52:26
think we landed on the moon perfectly normal not insane adult yeah just no way there's there's a lot of things about that there iffy there's 911 stuff if by the way you can flip me on anything you
00:52:39
show me a 30 second Tik Tok I'm like oh yeah I'm sold but some of it's pretty compelling on different things some of it I go this is horeshit but there's a couple things out there where I go I I
00:52:50
want to ask questions what's going on it's a little tooo blurry like hey this was this way move it along and you go
00:52:56
yeah all your life then you go well we don't have any way to look into that we're just told one thing so let's go
00:53:01
back mhm and look at some stuff and you go yeah they were right or you go I don't know did you see the thing where these people saw Bigfoot like literally in the forest and it's like [ __ ] it's
00:53:13
Bigfoot it's this giant hulking whatever across of a bear and a man or something
00:53:18
and then it ran off and they went up and it was kind of Muddy so they measured Bigfoot and it was like a size nine so
00:53:27
that's me so what does that mean call it's they call medium foot don't they call him
00:53:36
Bigfoot for 100 years they find out he's just a size eight and a half so is this
00:53:41
bitf foot I went a long way for that joke but you did really that was a good journey I don't mind that I should have said size seven to make it more but nine is just a
00:53:53
regular average foot you know yeah you're right uh thanks when girls I tell them like they go hey they get to my room they go you said you were 511 I go
00:54:05
I am they go why do you have cat stairs to your bed I go don't worry about it okay that's from the old that's from the
00:54:10
last guy Liv here cat stairs is fun I crawl up what do you I go they're not cat stairs she goes okay kitty stairs I go yeah hey remember anybody out there
00:54:21
if you're on Tinder and you don't like your Heights just say you're 4 fo4 and then when the woman comes opens the door and goes you're a giant by the way no one's clicking on that one
00:54:33
unfortunately well if you're really charming and funny you say I'm 4 fo4 and then when they see you they're go my God
00:54:39
I I loved your personality and you're a giant never try to overrate yourself you know by the way are we going to cut this
00:54:45
part out and say that the Lauren thing do you want to address it or you just want to keep it the way it was
00:54:50
uh the way I don't know I don't I don't think I landed it that well no I mean it's just keeping it alive though I think people are going to start to understand so what I was doing cuz now
00:55:02
this will Trend what I was doing was just we were talking so much and the world was talking so much about Ryan
00:55:07
Reynolds and black yeah Blake Lively lovely people I don't know them but I just know them as entertainers and then um baldini I don't know his first name
00:55:19
you don't know his last name either is that is his name baldon baldon balini something like so um the obsession with it and the Tabloid obsession with it got so silly
00:55:32
to me that I just pretended that I had texted Lauren right after the 50th um Lauren how you feeling balini is gonna counter Su um but Lauren the 50s what
00:55:42
what do you what did you think of of Steve Martin's monologue um I think that they're going
00:55:48
to lawyer up I don't think Reynolds wants to settle you know so she was doing script tweaks on the movie yeah
00:55:55
this one bit hard on that one I thought you were kidding obviously and then when
00:56:02
I kept seeing articles about it I go oh we all all we do is talk about stupid things in the show it's
00:56:08
all I don't know you know I you can't tell if anything's really trending but for me the this the seriosity if that's
00:56:16
a real word that was taken it was deadline it was New York Post all online it was people mag it was USA Today and so all online not saying but it was
00:56:26
really funny to me and I was just hoping that Lauren wasn't like what the [ __ ]
00:56:31
you know but I think he immediately would know it was a joke obviously he didn't say it it did sound kind of
00:56:37
ridiculous but it sounded kind of true also where you go maybe I don't know but uh that was I did like getting because
00:56:44
usually every week after the show airs we get some articles about something that we talked about the show we never know what it's like oh that that and
00:56:51
that one was there was a couple different things but that one was the most I heard about but uh it was still
00:56:57
funny all right one more let's do two more well let's not go over an hour I know we're almost there all right Leonard DiCaprio to Star is evil can eval and a b piic directed by Daman
00:57:10
Jazelle um I love this because I think he's great and I loved evil Cano growing up what a stud I was obsessed with evil canal in the analog days it' be wild
00:57:23
World of Sports on channel 7 and he was jump a Grand Canyon or 50 cars in Vegas and he would fall school buses B Bob he come in hung over and even sometimes he'd say to him there's no way I can
00:57:36
make this so see at the hospital but I got to do it I signed up for it they're give me 20 grand or something and then
00:57:43
he does it and it's like the slow motion wipe out like at Caesar palace you're like oh my God he breaks 100 bones when
00:57:51
he's in his little Cape outfit and he's revving his motorcycle like it's a [Music] it's like it's screaming but um wasn't
00:58:04
look this up Greg there was a evil coneval movie was it Bert RS or there was there wasn't an evil coneval movie I
00:58:13
believe and I don't know who starred in it but DiCaprio is always good so I think he
00:58:20
will plog him in yeah he uh he's kind of built like you know I think it'll be great and that director is actually
00:58:26
he's La Land right La La Land first man I think first man on the moon he did with okay here George Hamilton played
00:58:35
evil coneval okay I saw that in the theater in the 70s yeah I'd see it just because I would be into anything all right I guess that's a good show I guess that's a good show Sarah Sherman was our
00:58:46
guest Sarah thank you Sarah David Spade uh you can see him everywhere where podcasts
00:58:52
are and spring Springtime for Fantasy Springs Fantasy Springs in Palm Springs or India yep all right bye Dana we'll talk
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later this has been a presentation of Odyssey Superfly is executive produced by Dana Carvey and David Spade Jenna Weiss Burman of Odyssey Heather Santoro and Greg Holtzman hope you liked it
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