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This one guy said, "What are you looking at?" I go, "I'm looking at you looking
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at me." >> Yeah. I go, "Not much." >> "What the is that?
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>> What the joke about pickles? >> What the doing out there playing around,
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shuffling around, looking at your notes?" >> I went into my dorm at the SAE house and
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uh two twin beds and a guy said, "No, you're I said to the guy, he said,
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"Well, this is weird." I said, "Yeah, should we this one and sleep in this one
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or what should we do? What are you looking at? >> Do you know what you're looking at?
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>> Is it a rhetorical question? >> Yeah. This one guy said, "What are you
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looking at?" I go, "I'm looking at you looking at me, bitch."
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>> Yeah. I go, "Not much. >> I'm trying to figure it out."
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>> I go, "Move." And they go, "Make me." I go, "I don't make trash. I burn it."
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>> Yeah. And if they start coming at them at me, I just will cut it out and do
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this thing. Cut it out. >> I go like this. Not the face. >> Oh god. Might be in show business at 10
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years. I'm seven years age now. >> Saving my face for >> Well, what a rowdy start we have.
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>> Whoa. Going right at it. Cavalcade. Uh, your hair does look good. It's very
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fluffy. >> Um, yeah. I have a a new person cuz it's closer by to where I live.
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>> Mhm. It's sort of like a volcano shooting out like this. >> Well, it's 50s. It's 50s. It's alpha.
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Never mind. I'll go back to the bangs later in the podcast. >> You might have to turn
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>> Dana. Can you turn your mic down? No. I'm just a little amped up, [ __ ]
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>> Yeah. >> Okay. Sorry. I have energy. >> Sorry. I care about the podcast.
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>> Yeah, sorry. I forgot to phone it in. >> Oh, I just got another one says, "Dana,
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can you turn your hair down?" >> That I can't do. Okay, >> my sweater is green and everything looks
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black in this room, but this is green. >> Could you tell? >> Okay, so
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uh I'm doing technical stuff. Give me a second. Talk literally talk to yourself
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right now. >> I will. So, I woke up and I said this. So, Greg, it's at a five on and then on
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the bottom I can put it. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. All right. >> Keep this stuff in because it makes us
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more human. Everyone thinks we're super geniuses. >> What's the difference between a genius
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and a super genius? >> You have five seconds. >> I'll tell you when you're in the super
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genius club. Can you find the base of an isosles triangle? You have two seconds.
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You have to I have to go find it somewhere. >> Well, I don't you said can you if you're
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a brainiac, you ought to be able to find the base of an isosles triangle. See the
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haircut and the glasses. It's a brand new me. >> It is. I think it feels like it's either
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an ode to Coachella or you are at Coachella. The idea of me I'll do it with this guy. The very idea
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of going to the desert >> to watch 10,000 adolescent drugged out kids pee their pants and
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worship their god on the stage who's only playing YouTube videos. Is not my idea fun. Hi.
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>> Did I get that right? >> See, I popped in. I popped in there, too.
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>> You know something? >> No, I love Coachella. >> I love crowds and like I like to get
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into a big crowd of people. >> Yeah. You know, I like pay $54 for a tootsie roll.
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>> Yeah. I love it to, you know, out in the desert Coachella, you know? I mean, I
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like hiding behind a cactus because Yeah, I like pooping dirt clouds for the next two weeks.
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It's nice if you like wind and sand. I mean, I'm one of those people that know
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it, you know, an outhouse is a wonderful adventure, you know, it's just like a
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it's not never really cleared out. It sort of adds on to itself and it's a
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very exciting actually. >> I always envy the people that do uh only fans uh have sex in the outhouse. I
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think there's probably better location scouting we can do. Is this only fans?
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Like only our fans or only anyone's fans? >> Only fans is just porn. Yeah.
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>> I got it because it could, you know, >> and they only fans used to be like the
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girls getting like cheeky or a little naked. Now it's like if you're not doing
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full porn, get out. Get off the site. Get off. >> Yeah. You take your non porn site.
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That's right. AND GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE. >> GOOD. GO. GO. Just leave. Oh, I I also have
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something else to tell you. I like and I'm gonna go back to Coachella >> is that I like things that I could just
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tell you on a phone call, but we'll use podcast. Someone told me they were doing
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sets up near you. >> And I go, "Are there any sets to do up by where Du I can't even say the city,
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but I said up there." And they go, "Oh, yeah. There's a couple rooms." I'm like,
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"Oh, Dana should go in there and do >> Well, what are these uh college rooms?"
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And you're >> No, they're just little like clubs. They do a comedy night. But that'd be fun.
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You could go crush. >> Send me the info cuz I've got a lot of new material.
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>> I know. You could go there. I saw Nean last night. >> He's always in shape. He's always
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>> Nean was trying some stuff at the store. I went on after. >> You don't try material at the store.
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>> I know. We were discussing that when you're playing a auditorium theater on
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the road where people are paying a lot. It's almost easier to throw in a new
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joke in the middle of two that work because you also want to try new stuff for them. But that's fine.
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>> But they're paying and they have babysitters and you're like, I don't
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want to give them any iffiness of a show. I want everything to work. And then at the comedy store, all these
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famous comics are standing around and you're like, I don't know. I They're
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going to watch me go, this is the garbage you're selling these days. I'm
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like, it's new material night. Oh, come on. It's 500 people. It's 60 bucks a
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ticket. You've got the biggest stars in show business around. I'm gonna try out
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this chunk about going to Sears Robuck with my dad as a kid. Five minutes of silence and then you got to face full
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Bill Burr backstage. What the [ __ ] was that? >> What the [ __ ] >> Talk about pickles.
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>> What the [ __ ] you doing up there playing around, shuffling around, looking at
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your notes? >> Did I tell you one time I had the hiccup stage? >> I had the hiccups on stage after dinner
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and I had to go on. I'm like, "Oh, shoot." And so I'm like I was in the O
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original room smaller and I'm like anyway I'm hicking uping like this and
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it's so it's funny for about a minute and I can't really do my act cuz I can't
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really talk. It's so much. >> Yeah. >> Some I was like of course wanted to go
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to the hospital cuz I'm such a [ __ ] But then I finally go >> I Yeah. I finally go I can't just do my
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act because I'm >> It's not funny anymore now. It's like just talk, dude. I'm like So I go, "Hey,
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who's next? I'm sorry. I'm just going to bring up the next bird. This is
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ridiculous. And then they go, someone yells, "It's Bill Bur." I go, "Oh, no,
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no, no, no, no, no." >> And I go, and then I hear, "What? I got five more minutes." They go, "No." Spade
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wants you up. I I'm watching the hallway silent going. And then he comes, pokes
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his head, and he goes, "Shut the [ __ ] up. What's going on?" And I go, "Ladies
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and gentlemen, Bill Burr." He comes up. He goes, "In all my [ __ ] years, this
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guy's got the hiccups. I gotta go on because the guy's got the hiccups. I was
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like the worst guy to follow to just sit there and >> rip. Yeah. He could do 20 minutes
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probably hiccups. You know who invented hiccups? You know what? What do you got?
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You got to have a [ __ ] name for everything. It just means your throat's kind of spasming. You got to go on plan.
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We need a name. What's your last name? Hiccup. That's what I'm going to call
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these [ __ ] things. Good night. >> No, I He's like, do men really get
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hiccups? thought that was for chicks. >> I had once in a while because I had
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chronic bronchitis when I was doing 10 hours a week of standup, you know, I'd
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be I had a cough. So, every time I coughed, I either shoot my leg out or just go
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>> I'd let it spasm me and that helped me >> in your act. You did it.
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>> Yeah. Every time I cough because I couldn't suppress the cough. So, I'm
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going anyway. Well, isn't that special? >> I like how isn't that special is always
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your go-to joke you're doing. Oh, well, hey, the lady in its day was considered
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you like sports. I don't know much about the WNBA, but they had a draft recently
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and I walked by the TV. The first three picks were women. I was like, okay, good
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luck. I don't know what they're doing over there. I mean, I'm all for
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equality, but >> what do you mean? I I didn't get the joke. What do you mean?
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>> Well, whatever the WNBA is, they're picking women first. Yeah, right.
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>> Oh, it's the women's Oh, okay. >> It's the Women's National Basketball
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Association. >> That makes more sense. >> Good. I saved it. Early onset dementia
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comes up in different forms. >> No, that was my bit. >> Oh, that was the bit
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>> that I don't really know much about it, but why are they I lost the setup, so
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maybe I have early onset. Yeah, I know. I I like seeing >> this is why I don't do it at the comedy
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store. >> You know what? Because this is a podcast, you can try out anything
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because you're everyone knows. Clearly, we're not prepared intentionally.
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>> Clearly, it so far hasn't worked for you and Heather, but other than that, I
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think it's got a lot of promise. >> Which one? >> Hope to my joke.
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>> Okay. Well, all right. Uh I don't know if I >> Let's go back to Coachella. I will tell
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you this. >> Oh, yeah. You heard Bieber played his laptop and played YouTube video of him. I think it was
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himself >> right >> and he just sat back and we all they all listened to it or I what was it? They
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listened to Justin Bieber or he sang along with himself. >> What do you Wait, did he what? Ask the
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question again. >> No, he sang it at Coachella. Bieber had a laptop. He played YouTube and then he
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would play him he played himself, right? He played himself when he was younger, though.
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>> Yeah, when he was younger. I think it's kind of cool. I kind of liked Bieber's
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lowfi approach, but a lot of people didn't like it, but a lot of people did.
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>> Well, I I I as a casual observer, I think when you deconstruct something and
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go that lowfi when it's like 100,000 people in the desert, >> it's it's kind of a next level move to
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make it into a 10seater in the valley. >> Yeah, it's cool. You make people listen.
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Yeah, they have to be quiet. And they're like, you know, it's either that or you
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have big satanic ritual. I like that he kind of just kept it small. >> You know, anybody who's got, let's call
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them 300 tucked. Okay. If you have 300 tucked, >> million. >> Yeah. And it's tucked. It's tight. It's
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after tax. It's a wall. Um, it just informs your life. I've talked about
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this a lot. You got the cliff notes. And >> it just makes you more your authentic
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self because he's not dancing for his donuts. He's not up there. Am I good?
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He's Justin [ __ ] Bieber. And if you don't like it, you go [ __ ] go to Palm
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Springs. >> Yeah. >> Get the hell out of Coachella. >> I haven't performed in my boxers lately,
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but I'm thinking about it. >> You need cowboy boots. You need boxers. You need a hoodie over the top where we
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they can't see your face. Like a huge hoodie. >> And then you got to take the best bits
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of my act and see if you can score. I go on a jock strap and a sailor hat and I do my best.
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>> You're dressed as a a four-year-old school girl with a lollipop and you have
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big braids >> and you desting I'm thinking of doing some stuff like that if I
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>> I have Okay. I have another thing about Sabrina Carpenter that you didn't know.
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>> Oh. Oh. Oh, Sabi. I love >> Oh, you probably know her from when you
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did Biden. Did you see her out there? Um, yeah. I think she was on the show. You know, I went up and said, "Could I
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get an autograph?" And >> I'm Dana. >> She goes, >> "Uh, no. I know." I walked over and
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said, "You know, my uncle was a carpenter." >> And she said, she was very sweet, really
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nice. Then she asked if she could get a picture with me. I said, "Hey, you got
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any money?" >> I And I'm jealous because I saw the 50th. She was in the crowd and I whipped
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over to do my joke in the audience. >> Mhm. Didn't even look. Couldn't care
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less. >> Didn't look at me. >> I walked by like this. I'm going to do a
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bit in about 25 seconds. She was like this. Anyway, she was at Coachella. And why is
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this a controversy? It's so nothing. Somebody I take her side for being a performer. Someone is making noise and
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she stops playing. Goes, "What is that noise?" And they go, "I'm yodelling."
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And so someone's yodeling now. Yod. >> Now yodelling can get loud. I don't know
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if you do it a lot. I don't if you hear it a lot. >> I know all about yodeling.
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>> I know all about yod. >> I know all about I'm from I was born in yodel Iowa. I was
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born in a town called Yodel. So, >> but look, it's either it's either
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supportive or it's or it's disruptive. >> Well, I'm telling you, even if it's
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supportive, it's like I don't bring my supportive air horn to shows. Like if
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someone's going, you go, "Okay." And then they yelled, "It's a cultural thing." She goes,
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"Well, I I I don't love it during my shows." Or something. And then they
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>> And they're like, "She said I don't like it." >> Yeah. She said,
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>> "Yeah, she's >> a very casual show." >> Yeah.
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>> Which is fair. >> She's on the show. What's distracting you? And someone does it for attention.
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I'm sure it's sure part of their culture, but you know, if you're making
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a lot of noise, >> it's not. There's a time and place. Yeah. So, >> yeah.
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>> Then they go, "Is she going to get cancelled?" I'm like, "Let's quit
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throwing around canled for whatever the [ __ ] happens. >> Should we ruin her life for this?
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>> It's just making it's so exciting. She could get cancelled. Well, I mean,
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>> some when I was younger and naive, I'd go to shows and I would bring up a
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typewriter, a really loud oldfashioned one, and I would just doing that and I couldn't believe that Stevie Wonder
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went, "What's that?" You know, >> and you go, "You should know a lot of
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noises." >> Who's the who's the yodelling woman who uh who's a a singer and she can yodel
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Jewel? >> Jewel. >> Yeah. So, maybe it was Jewel >> voice. I don't think it was Jewel, but
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that's, you know, something like that. Jewel would not do that to her. >> No. No. Uh, yeah. Jewelry is her twin
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sister. She's a She's She's nasty. That's all I got, man. I told you I
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don't have a script. >> You do not. >> I do not. I'm official. Official.
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>> Wait a minute. >> Is that Is that what you think's funny? To just make up things that aren't funny
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at all. Do you find that funny? >> Is not funny funny. >> Not funny funny. Bus boys.
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>> April what? 21st >> 17. >> April 17th. Okay. >> I have a I have a story for Pierce.
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>> Okay. All right. I'm here with David Spade and he's got a story for me. What
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do you have to say? >> I said, Pierce, did you hear this? Story is a little rough around the edge. I
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can't tell it all, but it's the Ruby Rose Katy Perry story. >> Well, I'd love to hear it.
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>> It's a little rough. I don't know if Danny can handle it. Uh Katie Perry.
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>> Katie Perry of course >> started by making a comment about Bieber's performance.
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>> Bieber. Yes. >> And Ruby Rose, this beautiful actress that >> is in whatever. But I've I know her
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face. She says, "Oh, something to the effect of who's listening to you after
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you sa me 10 years ago, 20 years ago, which means assault, right? >> Sexual assault.
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>> Sexual assault. We can say it." So >> sexual assault. >> Yeah. And she goes and it says,
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"Remember when I was trying to hide from you? I was hugging this other woman. I
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was down trying to hide when you walked in and you came over and are you ready for this beers?
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>> I I I'm always >> leaned over, crouched over me, pulled your underpants to the side, and then
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pushed your JJ on my face. And I got up and projectile vomited. This is a fun story
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I read today. >> Is that in USA Today? >> So projectile bombing and underwear
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moving about. I is this >> moving about? Yeah. >> Underwear out of place with projectile
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bombing. Is that your idea of a fun story to start a podcast? Do you think people would like this?
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>> I know. Everyone just crashed into a tree. I almost did. I was like, I can't
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even hear this story, so I have to ruin someone else's day. >> Oh, someone's here who also listened to
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this story. I don't know if she'll comment or not, but >> I like in full bug eyes mode.
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>> That was taken 30 years ago. >> She's ageless. An energy of uh Hey um of
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a gladiator. >> What else you have? >> So that story is sickening. What else?
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Uh, that was great. >> Yeah, that's a real fun picture to paint. >> That was a good one.
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>> And then, so Coachella is done. >> Yeah. >> Uh, did my WNBA joke that killed what
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else? >> Oh, I Let me see. Oh, this this will be on on like the 20th 17. >> So, it's April 20th today.
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>> Okay. Look at Dana. Like that meme with the woman with all the numbers above her
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head. >> Yes. April 20. >> So funny. >> Want to get on your calculator?
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>> Yes. >> So, uh, what else did you do this weekend that is of note and very
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important to talk about? >> Fed the horses. >> Okay, that's up there. I don't know if
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it's at the top, but it's up there. I watched the Masters. >> Oh, right.
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>> Yeah. With Rory Maroy. >> Do you know what the difference between
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a hooker >> and Rory Mroy >> and a rooster is? >> Hooker and a rooster. No.
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>> A rooster says cockaoodle do and a hooker says any [ __ ] will do. You know,
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we're going to go to a commercial. What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Rory Mroy?
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>> Go ahead. >> One won the Masters, the ones in rehab in Switzerland.
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>> Is he in Switzerland? He gets to go to a good horse. >> He took a course. Wouldn't you want to
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go to Switzerland? >> I mean, my god. >> Yeah. I mean, I'm neutral around the
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whole idea. >> Do you think that's performative? >> No. >> He does feel like I should go.
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>> I think Switzerland. It's a little quieter. He's in the mountains. He
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probably they let him go up to the mountains and sing the hills are alive with the sound of music. I mean, it's
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cool. >> Can you sing it? You >> I wonder if he knows I mentioned him on
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Howard Stern. >> Uh Howard mentioned him. >> I root for Tiger Woods. That's all I'm
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going to say. I root for Tiger Woods. >> Tiger's a really, really, really good
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friend of mine. And you're an you're a business acquaintance of mine. H I guess
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I'm an actual fan of Tiger Woods. And you were like, I guess he's a good
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golfer. What? >> I go, who is he? He's famous. Okay, I'll do it. >> Well, the other guy, the guy who got no
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attention in in the 90s, young golfer, great golfer called Rooster Branch. And uh Rooster Branch was as good as Tiger
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Woods. >> So I was going for a real one. >> Yeah, Rooster Branch. He was He always
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went under to play off his name. >> Tiger Woodang >> branch substitutes for woods.
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>> I know. >> Tiger. I don't know how I go tiger to rooster. It's two animals. It'd be more
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like leopard lumber. >> It almost took me back to the disgusting joke about you said about the hooker and
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the rooster. >> Uh you've been you've been dancing between PG-13 and R. And
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>> I'm making it rough. That Katy Perry story is rough. You know, she's probably
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backpedaling all the way back to Mars. She >> Well, also, go ahead. >> What about Baldini? Lauren left a
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message for me. >> Oh, Lauren. Lauren Michaels. >> Uh, Baldini's lawyer. They threw out 10
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of the 13 charges. I think that Lively and Reynolds have have a really strong play in their back pocket. Um,
00:23:07
otherwise, why would they go to trial? That's great. Lauren, when's your movie
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come out? Um, we're going opposite bus boys. So, um, I'm feeling like really,
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really good about it. >> Oh my god. I want to give a plug to Roommates. I was going to go to that
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premiere last night, which is >> Roommates, >> Sadie Sandler's movie on Netflix.
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>> Great. >> A good old school college comedy. She moves in with a roommate and uh you
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know, you get just pushed together and I think there's friction. I'm not going to give everything away,
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but it's a good comedy. You know, we had Animal House. We had a lot of those. We
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did PCU in the old days. Um, >> did you ever live in a dorm and have a randomly assigned roommate?
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>> I stay Heather did. Heather raised her hand. >> I story. >> Oh, go ahead. You can tell yours.
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>> It's not that It's not that exotic, but it is weird. You get in the room,
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there's two twin beds, you know. So, I set up my stuff on one side and wait for
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the roommate. Guy comes in. Hey, I'm Paul. You know, what's up? Okay, this is
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tiny room. And so, it's like, okay, time to go to sleep. So, I get my little
00:24:22
single bed. He's over there. And then we're just chatting a little bit. The
00:24:25
lights are out. Um, so I at the end he goes, "And so what do you say you do
00:24:29
again?" And I I said, and I guess I was muffled in the pillow. I said, "I'm a
00:24:33
comedian." Okay. Then we slept. Later on the next day, he said, "So, how long
00:24:40
have you been a communist?" He thought comedian muffled. He thought I said communist somehow.
00:24:47
>> Isn't that fascinating? You want should we take a break? We should take a break
00:24:50
right now. People laugh for that. I went into my dorm at the SAE house and uh two twin beds
00:25:00
>> and the guy said, >> "No, here I said to the guy." He said,
00:25:04
"Well, this is weird." I said, "Yeah, should we [ __ ] in this one and sleep in
00:25:07
this one or what should we do?" >> Oh, we laughed. Oh my god. >> My first roommate said, you know, he
00:25:17
stood up. There was blood trickling down the front and he had a machete and a knife. He goes, "Pick your poison." Oh
00:25:24
no. And he's I'll kill you either way. >> So I called the dorm monitor and go this
00:25:28
is I don't know if this is going to work out. >> This is Dana and 5G. >> Uh it was for Duchi Hall and it was boy
00:25:36
girl 15 floors. Do the math >> dude. Manzanita was the dorm right next to mine.
00:25:43
>> And I think I told you this. I got a little >> I got a little juiced. I had a few
00:25:48
knocks at the SE party. I walked this girl home. She goes, I I said I can drive you. Meanwhile, it's 200 yards.
00:25:56
Meanwhile, I just want to show her I have a car. It's a horrible old Volvo. Big stick shift.
00:26:04
So, she's like, "Sure." I drive 100 ft out of the 200. I get pulled
00:26:12
over. I don't need the dance mix. So, I pull over. She's standing there.
00:26:20
She was on the ASU calendar and I had no heat. I would This is just pure luck. I'm just driving her home. Just driving
00:26:26
home 200 yards. >> So, what is the problem? >> Problem is, you could drive drunk back
00:26:32
then. I think it was one of the last years. I was drunk, but I get out. >> Well, you're going 200 yards. Okay,
00:26:39
>> I'm going to I'm just basically in neutral roll. >> You're likely buzzed.
00:26:42
>> I've got a I've had a few snorts and uh anyway, the cop throws me in handcuffs.
00:26:50
And I'm like, "This I'll I'll be over soon. I just have to deal with this."
00:26:55
She's like, "Later." This guy ruins it so bad. Takes me to jail. >> He goes, "You have a warrant." And it's
00:27:02
like on those TikTok videos like I go, "You can't do this." I don't say that.
00:27:05
I'm not smart enough. He just goes, "You're going to jail?" I go, "For
00:27:08
what?" He goes, "A warrant." I go, "Oh." I don't even ask what it's for. I just
00:27:11
go, "Oh, no." Then I get to jail and I'm like this. And I go, "What? What? Wait,
00:27:17
what's my warrant for? What did I I don't do anything wrong. I'm perfect.
00:27:20
And he goes, >> "You have three unpaid speeding tickets." >> Oh.
00:27:25
>> And he shows them to me and it's my brother Andy signed them. >> Oh my.
00:27:30
>> My brother had a warrant. So he said he was me. >> And then he just said, "I don't have my
00:27:35
ID, but this is my name and birthday." And then those built up, >> threw me in the clank.
00:27:41
>> Mike Sterner, this comedian that I did open mics with, came down and got me out
00:27:45
for 200 bucks. So, I stayed the night. I'm a hardcore dude. I don't even get
00:27:51
it. >> That was a good story. That was a really good twist. Well, my friend and I uh in
00:27:55
front of Verduchi Hall, we would we had a Volkswagen bug. So, we were just drinking beer and driving, right? But
00:28:00
not not a lot of beer, but we get out and this pretend campus policeman's like, "You guys are in trouble, you
00:28:07
know?" So, and first we were kind of like, "Okay." So, we went to the dorm,
00:28:11
the desk, and then I said, "Who's your supervisor?" Let that be. I go, I'm
00:28:15
going to call him. So I called. I go, we're getting harassed here by what is
00:28:19
it? Dave. >> So we got off, but we weren't driving drunk. We just had a couple of beers.
00:28:26
They all >> don't do as we do, what we say. You know what I mean? >> But your story is interesting. I hope
00:28:35
Andy apologized. >> Not really, but yeah, >> that that tricky little
00:28:40
>> Andy could not care less. I will say that. I can safely say that. >> Yes.
00:28:46
>> Yeah. >> But he's cool. I talked to him two days ago. >> Uh, he's a He was a young man, too.
00:28:53
>> He was the stud of the school. Actually, he got me some heat there at the school
00:28:56
because everyone liked him. So, they were like, "No, who are you?" Okay. If
00:28:59
you're if anybody related to him, you're cool. >> God, I wish I went.
00:29:02
>> That's a good deal. But they kissed my ass when I was a pledge. >> Mhm.
00:29:07
>> And the second I was active, they're like, "Get down. Give me 20. Take this
00:29:14
toothbrush. Walk wash out the [ __ ] I'm like, wait, what? I I'm the guy you were just
00:29:20
kissing his ass two minutes ago. >> Why am I >> Yeah, now you're in. We tricked you.
00:29:26
>> Now you're a pledge and you're a scrub and we're going to put paprika in your
00:29:31
hair and tell you what to do all night and make you drink. I'm like, huh? >> Was that a dream? Was that a positive
00:29:38
thing they were saying to you at the moment or a negative? Negative. >> It's negative. So, why did you sign up
00:29:43
for Fi Delta C? Didn't you see Animal House with John Belalushi? >> I know, but they just tricked you
00:29:48
because they say that you're the greatest guy in the world and then they go,
00:29:52
>> that's for starters, you're not the greatest guy in the world. I'm like,
00:29:56
I was so bamboozled, man. >> So, you've you've changed a lot since
00:30:00
you were 19 cuz anytime someone would talk to you, you just go >> I know. You've only had so young and
00:30:07
innocent and trusting. Where'd you get the snappy comedian from? What you just
00:30:11
like? >> Snappy guy. >> This is you going to junior con >> just from hiding stuffing feelings down.
00:30:19
>> Oh, Dana. All right, let's do some news stories and we'll really get on this
00:30:22
unless you have more riveting. You have anything? >> Not at all. I just think it's kind of
00:30:26
interesting that >> Bernie Bernie Sanders is the kingmaker of the Democratic party.
00:30:33
>> Does he decide who's like going to run? He got Maldinian and other people's his
00:30:38
best friend. >> Go ahead. What? Is he going to talk? >> I guess he should talk. The premise is
00:30:46
funny. I don't have the [ __ ] puppet near me. >> Why the [ __ ] is he even asleep?
00:30:51
>> The millionaire. The puppets 84 years old. It's made of cardboard from 1921.
00:30:57
>> Yeah. The millionaires and the billionaires. The billionaires. I'm Bernie Sanders.
00:31:03
I don't have a bit I guess. I don't know. >> How about this? There's another
00:31:08
straight. >> You know the straight or hormuz. Now there's another straight but it puts
00:31:13
straight at the end. It's called Baba Almand Straight and it's off the Red Sea
00:31:20
and it's nickname is the gate of tears. >> Yeah, I've been there. >> So later on when I when we do our uh
00:31:26
buzzing around, I'm going to do a little thing about that. >> We can do it right now.
00:31:30
>> What? All right. >> Yeah, I went here. I had an Airbnb at that gate of tears one time.
00:31:37
It's not exciting. You just watch oil tankers go by. >> The gate of tears. Now you
00:31:44
>> who is buzzing around? Oh no. Where's the segment? I got to introduce it.
00:31:48
>> You got to introduce the segment. Damn. >> Scramble. Scramble. >> You're on your You gota be on your own
00:31:53
for >> Nope. Nope. Not on my own once. Not for one second. Okay, guess what? Uh
00:32:04
>> oh, it's that time again. >> It's time for buzzing around.
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energy.com or Amazon today. So, I'm gonna give Dana >> Okay. Well, I have
00:32:32
>> Let Dana on his own and he's gonna scenario >> and uh we're gonna laugh.
00:32:38
>> I had so much fun doing Hans or Hans and Fron last week. So this week they're uh
00:32:45
at a congressional hearing with Senator John Kennedy because they believe they have the capacity because over time all
00:32:53
these closing of different straits in the Middle East will tax our navy. But they claim they will claim they will
00:33:01
they will say something about that. >> Okay. >> Now with or without >> you can do with it.
00:33:10
Now >> you can be there if you want. >> Now Hans and Hans and Fron, you were
00:33:18
here with our committee. I get that right? You have something to say. >> Are those your real names?
00:33:23
>> Yeah, we're here to sell say something to you. I think you're going to want to
00:33:29
hear it. >> Well, I'm I'm all ears. Did I fall off a tomato truck? But you claim
00:33:37
>> Yeah. You are claiming that you are personally able without any kind of ship or craft
00:33:48
to close up the straight of her moves. Did I get that right? He doesn't have
00:33:55
glasses on. >> Yeah, the glasses. >> Yeah. Yeah. We could very easily close
00:34:00
the straight of hormones. Just how in the Lord's name do you propose to close the straight of Hormuz?
00:34:11
>> Yeah. Listen to us. Hear us now and listen to us later very carefully carefully.
00:34:17
>> What we would do is this. This is our process. First we're on land and we do
00:34:23
we do a thousand squats and the bcks get so so pumped up. our bodics become huge
00:34:32
like giant fleshy boulders and then Hans in France what we do he's France said Hans what we do is with our giant
00:34:45
pumped up blood and gorge the size of giant boulders we kind of like King Neptune we sit down in the straight of H
00:34:55
moose and displace the water and no no ships could get past us. >> Oh my god, this is an outlandish plan.
00:35:04
>> Yeah. Uh, did I did someone draw stupid on my forehead? You're proposing you
00:35:10
would do 10,000 squats, >> muscularize and weaponize your buttocks, sit down in
00:35:17
the ocean or the straight horses and >> relieve the United States Navy the
00:35:23
burden of stopping that clogging up that straight. Yeah, you're you're smarter
00:35:29
than you look. >> Your buttocks is the size of Texas. >> We already told Pierce Morgan he
00:35:36
believed us. So your claim is that you you could make your buttock so large you could block the straight muse. Did I get
00:35:46
that right? Yeah. Yes, Pierce Morgan. Uh are you joking with me? You can't you
00:35:52
can't be serious that your buttocks could grow to that size simply by doing squats. You should try doing squats
00:35:59
yourself. The problem with you and Senator John Kennedy is your buttocks are shriveled and tiny.
00:36:06
>> Oh my god. Shots fired >> and deflated and you can't process the
00:36:13
muscular. They >> can't they can't process thinking about it. Now, here we are. We don't believe a
00:36:25
word out of your mouth. >> Oh, I I think it's patently absurd what you're suggesting that your buttocks
00:36:30
could get pumped up. Perhaps they could get as large as a a cantaloupe or something like that. But it's it's it's
00:36:36
it is patently absurd, right, Pierce? Yeah. I I think it's really offensive.
00:36:41
Your body could never get that large. Wait a minute. Turn on the TV. See, we're on TV now and the hormones
00:36:51
straight are crow. >> Oh my god. >> I >> He showed them. They showed them.
00:36:58
>> I'm going to slowly go down cuz I don't know how to stop this. >> That's a good ending.
00:37:04
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00:37:29
how to read? Could I >> Jeez, I know this is the Yeah, I don't know. Something happened. I think you're
00:37:34
>> I like that scenario. By the way, >> you're recovering from the abstraction
00:37:39
that they could pump their butt up buttocks up so large they could clog an ocean straight.
00:37:45
>> I think it's because of the boosters. >> Yeah, that's just with the butcks. What
00:37:51
if we get our calves popped up too? >> Oh my god, that scenario was I like that
00:37:56
you came up with that seemingly fictitious scenario. >> Seemingly fictitious, you know. I did uh
00:38:04
>> re you know I mean don't be afraid to buzz around it's brought to you by whatever
00:38:13
>> let's go to >> I'm recovering let's do some stories here we are 38 minutes
00:38:17
>> story let's see if anything's worth talking about >> let's do it okay
00:38:22
>> okay oh this is you ever go skiing >> not really but toboggony >> this is this is how scary it is to ski
00:38:30
on a top of mountain every time this guy goes one inch closer, I go never. Nope.
00:38:36
>> Nope. >> Could not do it. >> Not Not fun. >> Let's see it.
00:38:39
>> Let's see. Check it out. >> By the way, don't ever tell me to wait
00:38:41
for it on a video. I don't I'll decide that part. So, right there, I'd be like,
00:38:46
"You can still get out." >> Uh, no. Get out. Get out. Get out. >> Nope. Nope. Bail.
00:38:51
>> Deciding which cliff >> you're going to ski down cuz you're so
00:38:55
good. >> Is it easy for them? I mean, >> it's easy for these guys. No, I I got a
00:39:00
bad >> You know the sound of the skis are slot. Which way? Don't go left. That's harder.
00:39:04
>> Okay. Go where there's just snow and not rocks. Maybe that's a hot take, but
00:39:09
>> Right. Just go. Be very, very careful. Okay, he's deciding. >> Oh, he's just walking. Anyone could do
00:39:17
this. >> Now he's going to give. Okay, now here we go. Whoops. He caught a [ __ ] rock.
00:39:23
Oh boy. >> Okay, >> you are not falling. You are not falling in the snow this
00:39:30
whole >> Wow. I >> straight down. That's like a like a slide. >> Uh that's that's that's pretty uh that's
00:39:39
an awesome video. I assume he's okay. So I can >> fine. Yeah man. >> I I just can't believe that you got this
00:39:47
footage of yourself. >> That's me screaming. I looped in. >> Well, isn't that No, I thought it was
00:39:53
Joe. Isn't that you? Didn't you say you were going to Tahoe? That's me approaching the bunny hill.
00:40:01
>> Yeah, that's it. >> Wow. Uh, that was a that was a very interesting video. I I don't think I
00:40:08
would personally have screamed. I would have been saying come on. Yeah, more. Let's do this.
00:40:12
>> Come on. >> I would have been going we because it's basically a slide at that point. He's
00:40:17
just going >> Yeah. is if you have any chance of catching a rock like that on your ski if
00:40:23
you're not perfectly unbelievably good. I always see the guy you never see them
00:40:28
fall. It's always like dishes dish dish and the guy's like like immediately
00:40:34
falls. >> I know. I guess I mean I don't know if I read this properly but his nickname was
00:40:40
catch. His friends called him catch because he always >> can he catch rock.
00:40:46
>> Yeah. Yeah, he's always you always would catch a rock and um you know, you got to
00:40:51
stay >> on the snow >> and not have the ski go toward a rock jutting.
00:40:58
>> You know what happens? If you go like this and you catch one little thing and
00:41:01
it pulls it that way and then your weight goes over here and then you're like guten knocked
00:41:08
>> German >> and then good gad skis fly yard sale. >> Get a tobogen. Obviously that's not that
00:41:18
guy's sport. Get a tobogan carry up at his house >> the bunny hill and then get in the tobog
00:41:25
and go woo and have a party. That's That's not >> Okay, next one. We all learned We all
00:41:31
learned a valuable lesson. Yes. >> Did we >> Did we He did >> Okay, this is
00:41:39
>> a robot. >> Let's see what it is. Yeah, maybe robot. >> This would scare me, I think.
00:41:44
>> [ __ ] >> Oh, that's >> Is that a girl or robot? I bet a girl could do that.
00:41:56
terrifying. >> It's a robot. >> So, it is a robot. >> My brother Brian would do that. He would
00:42:03
love this. >> It does look kind of real. What if that was like trick-or- treat and then they
00:42:07
did that? >> Well, that's why, you know, you just want to make a horror film with an
00:42:12
iPhone and you have that toy. That would >> and you just put sound underneath it. It
00:42:17
was fantastic. I also like the laugh of the guy. How much JOY HE GOT. >> YEAH.
00:42:24
BOUGHT IT ON Amazon and pressed play >> and it worked. And you know what? You're
00:42:28
right. You could make you could sell a movie from a trailer if you just do that scary. Put some noise behind it, some
00:42:35
eerie music, and then she drops down. >> Yeah. And and just go, uh, >> it could be the next Megan movie.
00:42:41
>> Witchcraft. Let me ask you a question. So that figure is there. You're at your
00:42:46
house at night. You see it in in the doorway. Mhm. >> What is the scariest way it could walk
00:42:51
to you if it wasn't that? Cuz that's right up there is the scariest. What
00:42:55
else? It's in the doorway. >> Bending over backwards >> and walking
00:43:00
>> with a like broken bones. They go backwards hair and face >> oily hair. It's never It's never like in
00:43:09
barretes or anything. It's just >> hanging. >> I don't know why it really scared me if
00:43:13
it was at night and it just crossed over its feet and just went like that. Yeah.
00:43:19
Coming right at you. That would terrify me. >> Well, if they're snapping, I wouldn't
00:43:24
I'd like it. >> Well, one foot goes over the other. >> Um maybe if they turned their skin
00:43:32
inside out, I wouldn't like it. >> Yeah. Or if they went like this and
00:43:37
went, >> "Oh, yuck." Yeah. >> And it was you. >> And it was
00:43:43
>> It was you. >> I would be so scared. >> Hey, buddy. That's That's like the third
00:43:48
Mission Impossible. They do that. >> Uh, hey buddy. That's what the scary guy
00:43:53
says. >> That's you as the scary guy. >> Uh, okay. Next one. >> We can always do another buzz in your
00:44:00
room. >> No, no, no. I have no idea what does that say. Can you read it? If
00:44:08
>> if >> is it >> warm enough for scorpion season in Arizona yet? I'm from Arizona and I've
00:44:16
seen so many scorpions. >> Mhm. >> Oh. >> Oh, Tiny Tim. >> Are those all scorpions?
00:44:25
>> Yes. >> Sickening. Heather, will you crawl in there for $100? >> Whoa. Cancel my trip to Arizona.
00:44:31
>> That's the guy flying out. I didn't even get that. >> By the way, uh this is just a story
00:44:38
without a picture, but um the reboot of Malcolm in the Middle, they're having a
00:44:44
non-binary character. >> Oh, in the new one with the we interviewed Brian Cranston.
00:44:50
>> Yeah. Did you talk about that? >> No, but I know that one kid that played
00:44:56
Little Joe Dirt in the movie is not doing it. He I think he's going to Harvard now. They said Brian told us
00:45:02
this that uh he's not going to do the reboot. He's the only one. So maybe they
00:45:06
were replacing that character with a new character. >> But they're doing certain things on um
00:45:12
Apocalypse Now if you order it online and stuff that Brando's character is not
00:45:17
Colonel Curts. It's now they them. >> Is that they they updated it? >> Yeah.
00:45:24
>> Okay. Well, that's that's a big tweak, but >> my name is they them. I know. I was
00:45:28
shocked they would do that for they them. Yeah, Colonel. My name is >> They redubbed it, too.
00:45:35
>> My name is Yeah, they just dubbed it and it's just I guess it's blowing up.
00:45:40
>> Do you remember when he drops the orange in the Godfather >> at the end?
00:45:46
>> Oh, at the end. Yeah. >> He's like in the and the kids playing with him. Oh, he's
00:45:51
got the funny teeth in and the kid starts crying and then he he does this sort of ballet fall with the off the
00:46:00
>> cop had no idea what he was going to do. He's like just just somehow croak and
00:46:05
he's like I got some ideas. >> Uh I'd say at least twice a year my wife
00:46:10
and I watch Godfather one and two. >> Those are pretty good. >> They're they're pretty pretty good.
00:46:20
Remember when I sent you that video, which is kind of cool. I see them now all the time now. They pop up. It just
00:46:26
starts right at the Academy Awards, random year. >> Yeah. >> Someone like Terry Gar and Jean Hackman
00:46:33
going and now best supporting actress and they read them all >> and they're all unbelievable movies with
00:46:40
great performances. I'm like, "Wow, wow." And then the next year, the next
00:46:44
one clicked down. And it was like best actor two years later and Donald Sutherland is it's so cool to see what
00:46:51
they look like >> the movies they were in how great how much I was in the movies then like all
00:46:57
the president's men was in there >> Godfather all these cool movies not
00:47:02
Cibble but uh >> Alien was in there I mean just yeah there's a lot of >> like I think I Jessica Lang and Tootsie
00:47:09
>> was I I was watching going who's going to win supporting and it was terri Terry Gar and Tootsie
00:47:16
was one of them. I go, "It's got to be Terry Gar. She was so tragic." And then
00:47:19
Jessica Lang was supporting. She was like the star >> and she won. She was so unreal and so
00:47:26
hot. >> Um, >> that is a great what they call a screw ball comedy to pull that off.
00:47:32
>> Was one of the best. >> The way they did was amazing. >> Um, anyway,
00:47:37
>> Dustin Hoffman on. >> Not at all. Jaws. I like all these. I, you know, I like I love movies. I'm
00:47:42
always looking for a great movie. I'm looking for another master and commander. I'm looking for another out
00:47:47
of Africa >> in the skies. >> Uh just these big cool historical epics
00:47:53
or looking for another Butch cast. >> Are you looking forward to >> Nolan's movie? What's it called?
00:48:00
>> Christopher Nolan. >> I'm always going to see a movie of his.
00:48:05
What's unique about him is Tarantino's brilliant, but he does stay in a certain
00:48:10
lane that he's great. Nolan does Spaceship. Now he's doing Ulyses. I guess it's what it is. I think Matt
00:48:17
Damon's gonna have sandals and a beard and >> But it's Christopher Nolan. So you have
00:48:21
to go see it. He's He's right up there. >> I agree. Okay, next. >> Odyssey. What did I say, Greg?
00:48:29
>> You said Ulisses. >> Oh, Ulisses. Okay. Sorry. Sorry. My my Go ahead. Here we go.
00:48:36
>> Bro, builds and tests a homemade laser. My camera is only weakly sensitive to this laser's
00:48:43
wavelength. Yet, it still managed to unveil the actual beast at hand. >> Unveal.
00:48:48
>> Even without careful focusing, the laser can easily set fire to my fence about 70
00:48:53
m in the distance. >> Really? >> After the fog lifted, I switched back to
00:48:57
filming invisible light camera, which means the laser is back to being invisible the way it is in real life.
00:49:03
>> Look at that. How easy. >> I'm not going to lie. This feels like
00:49:06
the kind of thing that they make new laws about. That's funny. >> I'm so glad he's not lying. He's not a
00:49:12
liar. >> Believe me, every day the urge is there to light that thing on fire. However, it
00:49:17
wouldn't exactly be very responsible of me. So, I'm going to light this thing on
00:49:20
fire instead. >> Look at that. >> Because honestly, >> no way. When you look at Maui and these
00:49:30
>> laser punched through the steel wall super quickly needed to actually ignite the gas.
00:49:37
>> I decided to give it another try was able to >> Do we have invisible lasers firing at
00:49:42
the leaking? >> Stop. He's having too much fun. Does the United States military have invisible
00:49:49
lasers from what I'm saying is like >> Yeah. >> If there's these fires that start and
00:49:55
you go I don't know how. I don't know how it started. Is there a >> arson? It's like you could [ __ ] pop
00:50:00
that from a mile away miles away >> and be like, "No, >> I think we need more uh perimeter
00:50:08
security." Where we are. >> People are building bunkers more. They're not building little Wonderbread
00:50:15
houses or little cabin houses. They're building concrete bunkers in LA >> to keep
00:50:22
>> I'm going to laser proof my trees and my houses. I will laser proof your head in
00:50:26
in a minute. >> That's what a bully says. >> That's something my dad would say to
00:50:32
you. Oh yeah. >> I laser proof your head in in a minute. >> No. He'd say, "You better fist proof
00:50:37
your face." And you're like, "Oh, we sort of switched it all around."
00:50:40
>> Or he'd say, "Not shaving for a week. Time for the whiskers. Isn't it fun?"
00:50:47
>> Oh. And he'd grind them on you or something. >> Yeah. He get on top.
00:50:52
But enough about the fun times. >> Yeah. All right. One more. I got >> one more. I got it. We got a
00:50:58
>> million things going. >> Yes, you do. No, I don't. >> Yes, you do.
00:51:02
>> Okay. Good spin on the hammer. I'll give him that. >> Okay. Fascinating.
00:51:09
>> Two. You can do this on your farm, man. >> Oh, yeah. I did it this morning.
00:51:14
>> Okay. Three nails in a row. Then he's going to >> Whoa. Okay. No wonder you had a weird haircut.
00:51:26
>> Yeah. I don't love it. >> Yeah. Look, >> that's hard to do with a hammer.
00:51:31
>> Yeah. He's going to slam them all down. >> I mean, he better >> or pull them out.
00:51:38
>> Oh, is that it? Oh, he's he he got the middle one. I guess that is really hard.
00:51:47
>> That guy should be in a kung fu movie. Okay, let's just throw commercial cuz
00:51:51
he's doing the jacket and all the sound and the stuff, you know, >> his goofy hair.
00:51:55
>> I can do kind of the same with my puppets. >> Don't Why you doing me like that?
00:52:06
>> I like that. All right. You know, by the way, that was actually a funny thing to
00:52:10
say. I'm going back down to the pile of cardboard people. >> Oh, let them go down easily. Gently.
00:52:16
>> Gently. >> All right. Well, I'm going to I'm going to let you go, Danny. You got your hair.
00:52:20
You better go show it around town. >> Well, I'm going to puff it up a little
00:52:23
more. I got a little thing in the back. Comes around. >> That's a good puff noise.
00:52:34
>> Um, you were amazing today. >> You were amazing, Dana. >> You were just
00:52:39
>> You got through my R-rated stories. Oh, boy. >> Don't put them right on the mic. People
00:52:45
get mad. >> Oh, really? >> I went through the comments. People tell me spade enough of your jokes that
00:52:51
are too loud. >> I like it. People laugh today. They were a lot of laughs.
00:52:57
>> There's a lot of laughs. You know, I think Hans and Fron's doing a 10,000
00:53:01
squats and enlarging their buttocks was I enjoyed that. >> God, we gave them a full show. 55
00:53:06
minutes. Too much. Too much of a good thing. >> I know this. They won't even They'll
00:53:10
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