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so if you're listening to our podcast right now you probably know about my family's loss and uh I just want to say that the amount of outpouring online and
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emailing and people I still haven't been able to call back is uh incredible um I
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thought about this over the holidays and I decided to come back to the podcast um because I think you know it's
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a long day where you're not working you get in your head and I think it's going to be a great break and I think it's
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really cool to laugh and um so with that here I am with my old friend David Spade
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on with the show you know Dana I have to say to add to that that um there was uh so much so much Goodwill out there that was going through me to
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tell you even uh Mrs Farley Chris's mom wrote a letter for me to give to you I couldn't give it to you yet cuz I hadn't seen you but I just thought I'll wait on that but just to show you it's really
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everywhere and I just didn't want to overload you but as you know everyone uh just was all very very nice
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things no one knows how to how to deal with it but I I I I agree it's it's nice to the show again I know it's very it's
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very sweet and if people say what if I could ever if I could do anything and you really can't it's like me and my
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wife and our son's private journey and we're all together and we do a a lot fun things we really you know we hike go to church you just want to make sure that you keep moving and like I said doing
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this and riffing with you I think is going to be very healthy for me in as I recover because I'm kind of on the Pain Train and and with about millions of
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other people on this planet and you you don't know how long you're going to be on it or when it'll stop or when it will
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get better but in the meantime all this kind of stuff uh is is very healthy so I I I agree I mean I've gone through things now I can't say um
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the same things but when I have things in my life sometimes I go back too quickly like a day later a week later
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and but I do like to get my mind off things and doesn't mean I forgot anything it just means I just need a break and uh we laugh a lot together
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we're together and um I like leaving you messages and trying to make you laugh because you know just things in life
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happen but we can move on and we're just going to this thise episode of flying the walls just me and you and which I
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kind of like I'm so sick of those [ __ ] guests but other than that no they're good but you're so needy and you
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got to research and where' you go to high school I know and toward the end of it I'm like oh wait do they have to talk
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we have to go to them sometimes so I just wanted to catch up with you on a few things because I haven't seen you in
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a bit and uh it was a lot happened there was award season and uh I don't know if
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you did see well basically honestly they should really just connect all these Awards and make them one day it's just
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two hours show and then just go right into the next one you know what I mean you powder the makeup switch the dress
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and because it's too many and they're all the same exactly the same I get that it's its purpose is to promote the
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industry but it it does at a point when you're watching it I was watching the critic's choice and there's a point
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where there's so much praise heaped on the person who is actually just playing in front of a camera and stuff it's like they're he thing yeah yeah I mean like said I
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like when you go I know the purpose is to is to promote the indust I'm like I didn't know there was a purpose I'm glad you figured out there was a purpose
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to yeah it it's like they're they make believe in front of a lens it's not like they've landed on Mars and they know it
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but it this you know you you heal a broken world when you played the you you know the dra character whatever but well
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Barbie was a great movie I have nothing against it but yeah it's uh award shows are really funny that way it just is um
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you know I was uh this is the week of like emy's Oscars are coming up a I was uh shockingly up for two Golden Globes and um and two Emmys the Golden Globes
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were the first funniest because when you're up for TV they see you in the back don't get near the precious movie
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stars you can't tell on TV but but I was back in larada like if I won somehow I would have had to take a shuttle to the stage because I couldn't have gotten up there before a commercial it would have been like excuse me Pardon Me Like Bugs
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Bunny excuse me excuse me so luckily I didn't win and then when I did the Emmys this is the grossest story because I'm sitting there I'm pretty close to the front because I was up for a supporting actor or whatever nice and then the they
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literally go and the winner is and they show us all and they go David hide people years and I swear to God on David
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I made a move I made I lifted 10% of my body weight and that's all it took for people to go he thought he [ __ ] won for a second I go no I didn't I was shifting I was giving him a standing
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ovation so embarrassing so in your head when you heard David you lift it up and you heard Hyde Pierce in your head did you think David and then I lose yep and
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you sat back down I really it got to David and I didn't think there was another David it's and I just started to lift like the the puffiness of my
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feathered hair was just starting to lift up a quarter inch and they go hide Pierce and I just quickly deflated and
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people were like let's roll that again that [ __ ] flinched he moved a little bit they did he thought he won
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and everyone was like back no thank God lord there wasn't memes oh I would have been the biggest clown but you know I was up for it
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that's the important part you do I I'd done 10 years of standup I was on SNL but I desperately didn't want to win at
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that moment Lauren was sitting behind me I was nominated and I just broke out in a cold sweat I don't even know what it
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was I just did not want to have to go up there and get that award but I did win one it's a grotesque feeling oh you won whoops sorry I had that get out yes something slipped out no I did
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finally won six years later and Bob Hope the Bob Hope For You people under 70 um
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he handed me my award that was kind of weird you see someone as a kid on TV Dude That's funny because I'm not that
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old but Amelia aart gave me mine yes uh Henry VII uh nominated me you're like that was the one where I think um Queen Elizabeth the first was
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hosting yeah I think Think Jesus introduced the person who gave me the award wa pilot was sitting next to me P
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till of the Hun was up for best uh plunder on the tell me so what did you win for was it for SNL character it was a star I kept I got nominated but I
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finally won because what in those days uh I think you were put in I was up against ciru solle and stuff it was like
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a variety thing I was up against jugglers and circus people and I don't know what I am to the world and then I'm the sketch guy so then someone said you
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know they don't even really look at the tapes you know he tell told me the behind the scenes of how to win an Emy
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so somehow I changed my little by line or something that's how I probably got it but oh because you know it is true
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what you're up against cuz I was up for the Golden Gloves were tougher cuz it was best support in actor on TV or
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movies so I feel like I already won because it wasn't a comedy it was comedy drama and movies that are on TV so I was up against I think Don cheel from ER and
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then uh talk about old you know who won Gregory peek no joke he did 90 seconds is a cameo in a movie called Moby Dick and he went up there and I was so
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shocked because I thought he died 10 years before that so he walks up there and then he goes I can't believe I'm getting an award for a 92 Cameo and I'm in the back on me
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either his real name to me his name is Greg Peking order was his real name but he shortened it to PE but I'm Gregory PE and used to talk very deep I actually
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was in an award show now that we're on award show stuff Kirk Douglas was getting the AFI Lifetime Achievement Award because I'd done a movie with him
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and Bert Lancaster the year before and Danny DeVito I'd only been on SNL 10 shows he introduced me on the stage here's a guy um sat Night Live some so no one knew me very ner wracking so I
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did that but Gregory peek was sitting next to me and my wife and her mom's ultimate movie stars Gregory pek so before the show started we went over and said hello to him and he couldn't
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have been nicer but then behind us was this we heard this person go and it was Lauren ball and she was
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pissed oh I could see what Bogart put up with I felt bad for Humphrey Bogart That
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moment see what he put up with no we were in the wrong the AFI award that is a uh that's a Teamsters Union I think
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award yes um these people Gregory pek the AFI which is the uh Auto Workers Union W I think um they uh they are nervous and I was nervous there being up
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for many many many awards so which brings me to Joe Koy because so many people said hey you're a standup and you've hosted stuff how did he do and it's such a big subject because I
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think one of the problems one of them I I don't think he bomb really I think that was a rumor that got started and
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then everyone kind of ran with it people go I heard he was horrible and I go did you see it they go no but that's what I heard I go well it's not that fair
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because you're nervous getting an award so you're playing for a crowd of people that just want to get the monologue over with so they can figure out did I win or
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not so I can relax that's one po problem uh and I think he's not as well known as as a lot of host Steve Martin everyone rever Ricky Jes everyone fears
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I mean he's up there like him or not he's very ballsy he's had a huge hit shows he's very respected MH and he's
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one of them and I think Joe Koy who's a successful comedian isn't really in the movie and TV world if if you agree where so when he comes up it's like how dare you talk to Robert dairo you know what I
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mean there's a little of that I think well to put joeoy in context yes he he's a gigantic standup with a huge following but in the way the world works now it doesn't always matriculate to across
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theboard Fame from sea to shining sea so a lot of people may not have been familiar you know Joe Koy plays Arena he
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sells out the Forum he's um he riffs he does characters he tells stories he's like a Powerhouse and Incredibly likable and he just ran into an audience that
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was a regular kind of corprate that a lot of times they don't you're you're not the star of the show you know when you do standup he headlines is he's the star of the show now it's a guy will
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fill some time before the awards you know so it's it it's difficult for everyone Rick and J saying this is it
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I'll never do it again never never you're nothing you know nothing you've never been anywhere you don't you don't
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mean anything and he's telling the audience that so he took all the power back but only he could do that because
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that's just who he is but it was so funny that is a rare thing we are allowed to do that but like Steve Martin
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and Martin sh I think people like to watch they're already halfway 90% laughing when Steve Martin
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comes up and when it's Joe Koy they're at zero they're going okay you've got a lot to do here right to get me going I
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think yes uh and and going Taylor Swift was almost pre- offended when she sat down and was just waiting because I agree like she's there she's a big star
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um I mean he could have said you know the Golden Globes uh when they found out Taylor Swift was here they were going to
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switch it over to Peacock uh because that's what the NFL did it's a good one uh but Taylor Swift
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I think he did do a soft joke towards her which wasn't really offensive but I think she she could have she gave him the walking Phoenix Gladiator thumbs down and once that
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happened uh the ti so the idea was he was trying to make fun that when she's at an NFL game they the NFL Cuts away to
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her but we're not going to do it so much here was kind of the God was that the exact joke it was something like so we're going to have more cutaways in the
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end it was something that was kind of innocuous it wasn't really a burn or anything she could have made a face like
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look at me I'm so cute they keep showing me and everyone would have laughed you know I think when they
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showed uh Marl Streeper someone like Martin SCH they they went with the joke and just goofed around and and then
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people laugh because they go oh are they okay with it oh okay but when she kind of iced
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it it was it was a bit of a heavy lifting after that uh and that's tough you know yeah well it's I've done a lot of corporate dates and uh you get used
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to them and you don't have any expectations and you make sure that you just try to charm them and then you could have a little fun you know um yeah
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they they always come up to you and go hey the CEO's here say something about him he's got three balls and beats his
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wife try to work that in and I go oh okay sure um he also said he had 10 days to prepare he only had 10 days I would have said and I spent the first nine watching killers of the flower Moon
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and and and that's kind of funny because the movie is so long but you're just making fun of the length and it has no
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real Edge on it to really hurt someone's feelings everyone feels like oh I could laugh at that we all know it's
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long but when you there was oh yeah The Color Purple joke about um oids and OIC yeah I
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just thought I don't know if I'd mix a race movie with a joke it's just a it's just a dicier outcome
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yes it makes people tighten up yeah and I think Joe did say that they actually kind of were writing almost a day of actually because sort of getting the team together um and uh you know what
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he's selling out the Forum this week or something he's gonna be fine this is nothing uh and he actually more famous
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and I think he handled it very well in the end of the day you know you feel some empathy for him cuz he's a
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brilliant standup it's ridiculous I want to host it next year and see if I can bomb intentionally worse mhm we're
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available one more thing against him or going against him not him personally cuz
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I do like him he's been on this podcast he was great uh if you want to get a feel for him you can listen to that one but he it's the first time I've read
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ahead of time that people turned it down like Chris Rock Ali Wong Alli Wong so that's another thing
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you got going into everyone's like oh no who's going to do it who' they wind up with and then he comes out and they go
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oh they wound up with this guy so he's got to win them over a little extra on top of that you know what I'm saying uh
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that's a good observation now I'm remembering that they listed all the people that turned it down and these are
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like long-term iconic names like Chris Rock or te F and that and Joe ky's doing it huge following they got him if you don't know him yeah they go oh that if you haven't seen his specials on Netflix
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yeah right and then some people do know him and some people just go with the crowd and go oh are we deciding to ice
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him like it's high school you know like it's Mean Girls you know by the way if one joke
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didn't work I'd go oh so it's Asian hate that's what I'd say of my first joke just to make people go no no no I like you and then they have to stand up and applaud oh yeah that would be a nice
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table Turner yeah a lot of Asian hate out here tonight by the way with Taylor Swift and
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Kelsey what's his name uh Travis is there like a like a bener do we is anyone put together a we know swifties but do we have one for them oh you got
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any I couldn't come up with anything yeah Swift Swifty Travis I think it's trailer no wait there was something I heard
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once that cator do you know that they're saying Chile and uh Murphy's name wrong they say Killian but the real name is
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Chilean Seabass anyway why with those doozies well look this whole podcast here is really a soft audition for David
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to host next year's Golden Globes and with these Powerhouse one liners that are coming out let me put it to you this way there's lots more where that came from everyone everyone home's listening
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going is this guy on joke steroids these jokes are too good they can't be real he's hitting HRS dingers out the
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it's like he's just coming off of the top with it really I'd love to see that mhm no I
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that's all going to but but but you know Chelsea Handler who we haven't had on but we all know Chelsea uh she did the Choice Awards yeah and you saw that but
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uh people said oh she got one in on Joe Koy her ex-boyfriend so that makes it even extra juicy but I wonder if he T
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kind of soft though you know yeah what and you know every room's different you'd have to be in the room at the
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Golden Globe as a stand up like sit there see how talking get the vibe and then get the vibe of where the critic's
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choice award what the feeling of it was but I would say that she really she Charmed them you know there was a lot of compliments and and charm and then some
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and then jokes but maybe that's an you know was just she was going to do it anyway but she really you know right I
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think she knew you at least she got to look at that one and say what can I learn from that and if she's going to do
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a joke CU because Joe Koy did people got mad he said oh those are the writer jokes they don't work the ones I write
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are good something like that now the next host that ever did anything might want to do a joke like that say that was
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from my writers just to get them an Applause you know like that kind of thing you know what I'm saying yeah well
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there's 48 award shows between January and February and that's literal and there is a
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possibility that Killian Murphy might win the Oscar and then forget that he was in the movie it had been so long in so many award shows goes what am I up here for travel the world and what's I
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should introduce it David and I are now going to do a special third podcast where we just critique award shows I
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know what are we doing we're going too far we should talk more about what else can I tell you about about my road gigs
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this weekend on my tour I was in the blizzard Dana there was an icy storm in the Midwest and you were apparently caught in the middle of it can you speak to that how thank you for these
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hard-hitting questions well you had called me I think or we talked and you said you didn't know if the gig was H
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yeah you were pretty upset yeah they were saying you know I'm going to Chicago they say it's worst blizzard
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bliz watch uh and it's it's so crazy of course people go you're going to go to Chicago and Michigan in January I'm like oh I'm sure it'll be fine I mean what are you going to catch a blizzard of
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course blizzard shut down the airport I got in landed and then everything shut down schools shut down they're like and people like on DMS going please don't do the show I I live four blocks away I'll
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never make it I'm like four blocks I just flew six hours like I'm going if I can go I'm going I can't bail out on the
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people that show up if one person shows up I'd feel horrible that I didn't go on so I tried and all day I just watched
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the local weather they was so weathery the weather guy would go talk for 20 minutes he goes let's throw to and they
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threw to another weather guy I'm like I've never seen him throw to more weather and it was like a chick because she was like tired going okay I got it
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from here all right yeah it's horrible and so it's you know it's weather porn at a certain point because they just
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want to get you so terrified the guy's taking blizz piics I took a little blizz pics and uh and the girl was showing her boobs it is
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like porn I mean it's very similar so I was scared everyone was scared how are you going to turn off a weather guy if he's saying it's dangerous out there we're going to tell you right after this
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word from our sponsors you could get killed if you walk outside hi I'm Johnny weather guy yeah they show and and I'm
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in a building that's going it's swaying and I'm like hey Chicago quit pretending like you don't
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know about snow and wind and cold like that's your whole pitch you know that's your license plate isn't it called the
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Windy City what do you mean yeah I know and they're like there's wind I'm like guys guys quit I'm not in Arizona saying
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it's hot I can't believe it like this is how it is here and everyone's scared and then Bobby mamota who is my my opener we
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go to Northface and it's closed for inclement weather and he's like guys this is your Super Bowl why are you closed what Northface is closed this is the one place that should be open you
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need a coat well he needs a coat and he can't get in the store so what is he supposed to do shouldn't it happen
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open this is all they want is cold weather and they're like guys it's freezing we're like no [ __ ] see if Trump
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was President he'd be like we're going to keep North Face open we're going to keep it open we're going to open we're
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going to keep it open I told him and they're going to open it up um everyone's talking about it everyone's
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saying everybody said it let me tell you but they don't know so you're did you do the first night then you did the G so
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Chicago turns into like hey it it was a pretty big theater they're like hey if there's not a power outage we're going to go and I'm like I if I can get there I'll go so I went there I'm like I got
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to get to chili first you know whatever so I get there and it was probably 80% full it was sold out but you know probably 20% just didn't come and then uh so 80% full so it was 18,000 people
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about yeah so it was like a little more than the Super Bowl and then the next night was Michigan where I was born in Michigan and we were up in uh Royal Oak I think it was called and that was full
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and by the time we got up there it wasn't quite as bad so it was it was pretty still sold out it wasn't they
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were really they were a little tougher about it I thought it was odd that and this is pointless to say but the Kansas
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City football game was on and the Buffalo game was canceled when they were both like horrible weather like below
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zero why cancel one and not the other interesting I don't think Taylor Swift made a call made a call hello President Biden hello president of the world I'm
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doing it Taylor Swift is on line three she's like if I flew here the game's going thumbs up and they're like she says thumbs up it's
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on well my wife did watch the game uh because she wanted to see the Taylor Swift reaction shots uh in up in the Frozen Frozen Booth um
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there there's always one guy it's it's 40 below windchill no exaggeration with no shirt on and they never follow what happens to this guy has he ever heard of
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frostbite when he dies immediately after it is it's a life to get on YouTube and
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to get on some cutway on camera and they all you know they paint their face take
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the shirt off and it's a lot of Bert Cher out there and um look like bird crer exactly a whole stadium full of
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birds that'd be a great audience yeah and so they do it they hope and if you don't get on camera then you're really
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[ __ ] because then you're like why did I get hypothermia for nothing my nuts are in my [ __ ] throat bab Christ
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sakes I did a movie in Canada once and it was like 40 below and they at the night shoots they'd yell out someone's got frostbite yeah Nicholas Cage and I
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and John litz and you'd wear three four layers of cloes clothes like clothes more clothes more clothes and then in
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between shots they'd put a thing around your face just your eyeballs and you had goggles on and they were doing fake snow
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and anyway it was a paycheck it's so hard night shoots are horrible and that is and cold is very tough uh I went to
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get a I didn't go to Barney's and I went to Barney's years ago to buy a big winter jacket and they go I go I need
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one for the snow and I need one for winter and they go oh this is a great one it was a puffer with leather on the outside and it was very expensive they
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go but a lot of the wrapper wear it and I said oh done it's all I need to hear it's already confirmed cool and then I
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said I'll take it skiing and he goes ooh I wouldn't wear it in the snow I go you
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wouldn't wear your winter coat in the snow and he goes mm I go what about the rain he goes no he I go what would you
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wear he goes I wouldn't wear it in Rain drizzle um Dusty cloudy Thunder sunset uh it's kind of in your room it's go it's more of an indoor coat for
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Instagram I would take a photo for wearing you can wear it but it's not advisable uh I go like I just wear it in my kitchen he goes more of a living room
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I wouldn't too many windows uh so I I uh it's hard to wear a coat on the plane the coats are so big on this dog [ __ ] flight they had to they had to stop my flight like we're leaving in 4 minutes
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and everyone's like okay and then the one thing that's infuriating is we're sitting for 40 minutes and we haven't done anything and they give us no
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information and the and the flight attendant are cackling up front they're like where are you going tonight oh last
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night blah blah I'm like you can't be happy until we take off you have to be sad like us stressed worried like oh
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we're trying to get this plane off the ground they're just giggling tickling and then we finally get on the runway
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and we've got to [ __ ] find they go we got a de ice the they were doing they they de I the wings then we're going to
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ice them again I'm like why are we icing them then they go now we got to De I them we [ __ ] up cuz we iced
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them H Dana you don't get it I took a private jet out of wind over Nevada and the pilots look like they're
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right out of high school it was after a gig mark p was my opener at a casino it was probably a rickety Bargain Basement
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private jet and so they had to wake up the deicing guy he was asleep cuz it was like 1: in the morning and he comes in he's got one of those guys he has a long beard and then he has a rubber band around it and more beard and so he gets
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out on the machine and they hul us out there and they're deicing and then we get out in the tarmac in the middle of
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nowhere just ice everywhere and the young pilot gets out of the plane and he I'm going to make I'm going to look
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around at the ice so he goes around looks at the ice Mark pit has had at least two bottles of red wine and then
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he comes back in and I said when will we know when will we know he goes 20 seconds if we we're actually getting lift 20 seconds after 20 seconds you'll
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know after the wheels are up what 20 seconds if we fly for 20 seconds then we know the Integrity that we have we've iced properly and we are going to fly he said 20 seconds and then what if it's
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doesn't work I said could I get off he said too late and he fled and I'm just f it goes I heard this on a plane one and it goes beep and it
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was beeping and the guy hit a button and I go did you fix it and he goes I fixed the noise and I go what what why is there
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why what about what's causing the noise and he goes sometimes these things have a way of figuring themselves out in the
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air let's go for it well look I I don't fly private jets all the all the time I'm not to have
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international wealth but you can see the pilots and you hear things and you don't like to hear this when you're flying
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pull up pull up pull up pull up that's the computer TR traffic traffic pull yeah I hear that I can hear a regular plane you walk up I go what's going on up here guys traffic traffic I'm like
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wait 500 feet I go what do these mean what's going on why are you worried 400 feet 300 ft pull up pull up lots of planes heading your
00:30:26
way Ice D Ice Ice Ice Baby I was up there and I was yelling what are you guys doing what are you guys doing and I heard the computer say shut up shut up shut up good three to yeah three
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times who is this clown I like when the pilot I was sitting on the plane because it was all the way from Michigan and
00:30:49
then the pilot comes out and he and he takes a dump you know and they have to put the Bev cart in front of there they
00:30:55
won't even let me stand up I know I know I'm not allowed to charge the cockpit I know that part but or look at the
00:31:01
cockpit or head that way she's like laying on it and then I go I just get up to go in the overhead to grab something
00:31:07
she goes you'll have to sit down you can't be in the aisle I go am I the guy am I gonna am really am I throwing on
00:31:14
all way so I can somehow crash this plane and go to jail whatever and then about the worst part is we're all timing
00:31:20
the pilot cuz he comes out so long like 40 minutes all the pilots unload like nobody's business I don't know what they're doing over there they're holding it during layovers I don't know but they
00:31:31
they definitely see God in there man it's it takes forever dude he took his time read the paper he comes out he goes
00:31:37
what's going on out here I go well we crashed on an island because there's no pilot so do you want to help me gather
00:31:43
coconuts there was no one in the [ __ ] flying the plane 5 foot tall fly tenant with their arms crossed standing in front of the beverage cart if she's going to tackle Abdul who was ever diving at the beverage cart
00:31:59
well all CHS are named obdul good we're canel any pick a random Steve Steve he he's uh the new head of Isis Steve the terrorist I will tell you before I get
00:32:12
rid of you Dana because I got so many things to do today I know you do have a big life but I I was realizing when I
00:32:18
got back from vacation I don't get many Christmas cards anymore sent to me in the old days no now I get I get lazy emails with a
00:32:29
photo and I don't even get many of those the last one was happy holidays from your family at Toyota of North
00:32:38
Hollywood the where you got a oil change three and a half years ago I'm like are
00:32:43
you really my family then they have a picture of their 3,000 employees I'm like what am I supposed to do with this
00:32:49
look hey there's Kenny from sales I think in the back so oh and then it says it says
00:32:55
after it says the bottom please join us for our hot chocolate brunch reception I'm like that was the worst [ __ ] party I've ever been to Kenny
00:33:07
Valencia on Saturday February 18th for a special barbecue okay with all the Toyota dealers and employees I'm like oh I hope
00:33:18
the guy that told me where the bathroom was was there that's the only guy I talked to in the whole hey we should pick on someone who's not our sponsor
00:33:24
come to allnew Hyundai right for the Hyundai barbecue for all our listen I'm spinning this to where at least Toyota's inviting me places hey man tyot I did a gig for them once where a corporate date
00:33:38
where Jack Palance and I were doing a sketch together like 8,000 people and he's dressed like uh the city slicker he's dressed like a cowboy and he was so nervous that he
00:33:51
went he had a bluetick breakdown right before he went out he literally went crazy yeah down got find because they
00:33:59
told him to move cuz they're bringing cars through and then he goes out and he Nails it perfectly super Charming but I
00:34:05
just thought this is gonna go down we are into trouble he was off his City Slickers heat yeah yeah doing corporate
00:34:12
lot of heat after that oh yeah he wandered around and stuff but oh he's he did one-handed push-ups on the Oscars
00:34:20
right is that his CLA the yeah friend of Billy crystals he went to the Stars I don't know what were we what were we talking about
00:34:30
we talking about Toyota and then talking about you went you were dating Jack P oh
00:34:37
Christmas cards yeah I don't know about you but lately I've just I've allowed everything because you know they say allow location oh yeah I just say yes so I
00:34:48
used to mix it up or no I just go yeah then I go down and accept cookies cookies give me those [ __ ] I'm the Cookie Monster or manage them I press
00:34:59
manage them it goes that's like accepting them thank you I like it goes hey it doesn't matter
00:35:06
if you want these cookies just press yes or no and I press no and it kicks me off the website I go well I guess I have to
00:35:12
say yes or I can't do anything they're like you're starting to get it yeah start your [ __ ] cookies if
00:35:19
you don't do if you don't say yes to cookies you don't allow them you don't allow your location your service gets
00:35:24
kind of sloppy your connection gets soft and you know that's that's how they get you they know you don't care because
00:35:30
they go are are you allowing us to use your camera roll and use it against you at some point and I said yes let me just see this menu I'm
00:35:40
looking at or whatever I don't know I always end up are we allowed to look in your bank and take money out of it and
00:35:47
I'm like yes can we Harvest your information and sell it globally to make ourselves Rich can we get inside your
00:35:54
personal information and put it out on the the open market so people can Target Market you and by the way iPhones do
00:36:01
listen as far I mean there's no way you're talking and then it shows up on your computer or in your email what you were saying are we allowed to watch you masturbate through your camera and then
00:36:13
film it and then put it on uPorn I'm like yes just let me see this menu are we allowed to deliver a camera that we
00:36:20
you can stick on your crotch we're realizing the camera we you to spy and you isn't good enough can you clip a camera onto your laptop next time you CR cam we'll
00:36:32
deliver it to you are we allowed to deliver it to this address and we'll send real cookies um we're in the wrong if you hit
00:36:41
cookies we will give you real cookies to go with the cookies that sounds pretty good I'm going to I think for more sweet tooth I have a thing called uh cream pie allow cream pie excuse me I've been
00:36:58
getting a lot of allows let me put it that way I've been getting a lot of cream pies in my
00:37:03
algo that sounds sexual any maybe we should maybe we should go on that it is sexual I hate oh is it I didn't know
00:37:11
what what's the most delicious irresistible dessert ask Heather all right let's end on that accidental dirty
00:37:19
dirty thing but I we want to tell everyone also Dana yes we are doing a spin-off we're doing a uh another
00:37:26
podcast called Superfly spinoff a fly in the wall mhm and it will be starting I think February 2nd and uh it's going to be on video yes we're we're making the leap and then we'll be on YouTube and
00:37:39
you'll be able to see what we look like filters and what we feel like um and we'll have Clips on Instagram and Tik Tok and you can comment saying oh my God these guys got old or
00:37:53
whatever how do they look that good we be no we'll be on camera doing stuff so they I I do I'll tease this I have a new bid I'm working on where Barack Obama
00:38:04
calls Joe Biden and can't quite hear him clearly so he gets Hunter Biden to interpret so that'll be on Superfly and you can see it which is even funnier so you get to see us that's right work in
00:38:17
our bits yes and it's funny so that starts soon so watch that also and flying the wall uh now we're back for uh this year 2024 so we have a lot of good
00:38:28
people coming up and uh hope you keep tuning in we really appreciate it that you've made it a big hit show we really
00:38:35
really appreciate it so thank so much I never thought I'd hear the word season 3 yeah I didn't know we had season so we have a season three and uh thank you so
00:38:46
much everybody and we will see you on Superfly and fly on the wall bye Dana goodbye David this has been a
00:38:54
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00:39:05
Carvey and David Spade Jenna Weiss Burman of Odyssey Charlie finan of brillstein entertainment and Heather
00:39:10
Santoro the show's lead producer is Greg hter