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I was in my room sharpening my
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knife and I was like I want to see how
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sharp this knife is it's got to be
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really sharp and so I'm like cutting
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through a 3x5 card and I forget what
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distracted me or what thing I
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did I looked away for a second and I
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looked down and my knife is like halfway
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into my knuckle okay like and and as I'm
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yanking my hand away this chunk of skin
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just goes flying into The Ether I can
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find it for a while and I'm just like
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looking at it I can see like fat
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globules I can see like my little bit of
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bone and you know have you ever gotten
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like a really bad
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injury and it doesn't bleed for like
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that first like I don't know if it's a
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second or not a second like a really
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short amount of time it's just not
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bleeding and I was like holy
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CRA a little nauseous almost
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like I'm sorry to any listeners out
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there who might have a problem with this
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but it is what it is uh and it was just
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going everywhere I was
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spurting I'm like oh man so I like put
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pressure on it put it over my head I'm
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like going through my mom's linen closet
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I get a hand towel and it's just like
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soaking through my hand towel I'm have
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my hand over my head and I was like Mom
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so I think we need go to the ER and this
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isn't my first incident need to go to
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the ER for like an a stupidity related
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Edge disaster
